History Funny / TheManWithTheGoldenGun

-->'''Saida:''' I've lost my charm!
-->'''Bond:''' Not from where I'm standing.

--> '''Bond''': Fascinating anatomical tidbit. But probably the most useless piece of information I've ever heard. Unless, of course, the Bottoms Up is a strip club.....and Scaramanga is performing.

-->I had a rather large room with a ceiling fan - there was no air conditioning - and, down a step, was what they laughingly called a bathroom. The tiny room boasted a sink that was about six inches wide, a square with a hole in the centre, which was a toilet, above that was a shower and next to it was a bucket, which you filled with water to flush the toilet. I joked to Cubby that I could squat over the hole, clean my teeth, take a shower and shave all at the same time.\\

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[[caption-width-right:350:"Now I know you! You're that secret agent! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment That English secret agent from England!"]]]]

* Years after completing the film, Creator/ChristopherLee visited Scaramanga's island, which is now a tourist attraction. He tried to keep a low profile, but was recognised by a tourist, who said to him, "Well I'm sure ''you'' feel at home here".

[[caption-width-right:350:Now I know you! You're that secret agent! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment That English secret agent from England!]]]]

-->'''Pepper''': I know you!

** Years after completing the film, Creator/ChristopherLee visited Scaramanga's island, which is now a tourist attraction. He tried to keep a low profile, but was recognised by a tourist, who said to him, "Well I'm sure ''you'' feel at home here".

* The compilation book ''The Incredible World of 007'' gives a behind the scenes example as told by Maurice Binder, who designed the provocative title sequences for all the EON films up through ''Film/LicenceToKill''; they ran into a problem with one of the nude models, her pubic hair was sticking up when they needed it flat. After a few minutes of her trying and failing to get it right, the model gave Binder the brush and told him to fix the hair to how he needed it; as Binder recalls it, he was not about to pass up that opportunity. The whole thing was seen by Creator/RogerMoore and producer Harry Saltzman, causing Moore to turn to Saltzman and quip, "If you're the producer of this film, you're not getting the perks!"

-->'''M:''' So if I understand it, Scaramanga got away - in a car that sprouted wings!

* Bond asking Miss Goodnight, who's in a bikini, "Don't you think you're a little overdressed?"

-->'''Saida''': I've lost my charm!
-->'''Bond''': Not from where I'm standing.

-->'''Pepper''': You're that [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment English secret agent from England!]]

-->'''Pepper''': ''(seeing Bond driving toward a bridge ramp)'' You're not gonna...
-->'''Bond''': ''(mock Southern accent)'' I sure am, boy! Ever heard of Evel Kenivel?

-->'''Bond''': ''(flatly)'' '''Shut up'''.

* [[TheCavalry Lt. Hip and his nieces]] show up JustInTime to save Bond from Hi Fat's minions. Then they accidentally drive off without him!

-->'''Boy:''' ''(smiling smugly)'' "Twenty thousand baht!"
-->'''Bond:''' ''(after he pushes the boy into the water without paying him)'' "I'm afraid I'm going to have to owe you!"
-->'''Boy:''' "Bloody tourist!"

-->A gun in a bag of peanuts, how original. What will they think of next?

** While filming a scene with Creator/ChristopherLee, Moore noticed a cave full of bats. Moore couldn't resist making an ActorAllusion - "[[Film/Dracula1958 Master, they are yours to command]]". [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Fortunately, Lee saw the funny side]].

** Herve Villechaize tried to hit on Maud Adams in the least subtle way imaginable:

** While filming a scene with Britt Ekland in Hong Kong, hundreds of onlookers came and started taking pictures. Britt said, "Oh, I do like being a film star". Moore laughed, then quipped, "They're here to see Maud and Herve, now behave yourself".

* Scaramanga catching Goodnight picking the lock to his car trunk, and placing a tracking device inside the boot right after his meeting with James Bond. Instead of confronting her, or killing her, he grabs her by the shoulder and the waistband of her pants before casually shoving her into the boot, and slamming the lid down on her; the " Oh, Crap! " look on her face when she realizes that she's been caught just before she is tossed inside is priceless, and the smirk on Scaramanga's face after he slams the lid down is amusing, to say the least.

* Scaramanga catching Goodnight picking the lock to his car trunk, and placing a tracking device inside the boot right after his meeting with james Bond. Instead of confronting her, or killing her, he grabs her by the shoulder and the waistband of her pants before casually shoving her into the boot, and slamming the lid down on her; the " Oh, Crap! " look on her face when she realizes that she's been caught just before she is tossed inside is priceless, and the smirk on Scaramanga's face after he slams the lid down is amusing, to say the least.

* Scaramanga catching Goodnight picking the lock to his car trunk, and placing a tracking device inside the boot. Instead of confronting her, or killing her, he grabs her by the shoulder and the waistband of her pants before casually shoving her into the boot, and slamming the lid down on her; the " Oh, Crap! " look on her face just before she is tossed inside is priceless, and the smirk on Scaramanga's face after he slams the lid down is amusing, to say the least.

** Herve Villechaize tried to hit on Maud Adams in the least subtle way imaginable:]

-->I had a rather large room with a ceiling fan - there was no air conditioning - and, down a step, was what they laughingly called a bathroom. The tiny room boasted a sink that was about six inches wide, a square with a hole in the centre, which was a toilet, above that was a shower and next to it was a bucket, which you filled with water to flush the toilet. I joked to Cubby that I could squat over the hole, clean my teeth, take a shower and shave all at the same time.\\\

* Chasing Scarmanga, Bond races into a nearby rental car office and steals an AMC Hornet. It's only after he crashes it through the shop window that he realizes the other passenger is none other than Sheriff J.W. Pepper from ''Film/LiveAndLetDie''!

[[https://78.media.tumblr.com/faaee7846be5a7fc68577d971ef16375/tumblr_migjcbQaDd1rqlmkso1_1280.jpg The look on M's face]] as Bond describes Scaramanga's escape by car-turned-airplane. ''That'' is the face of a man who has seen (and heard) everything.

-->''Bond''': Oh, no...

** Pepper's reactions through the chase are a sight to behold as he gets into it before realizing how crazy it is. [[https://78.media.tumblr.com/faaee7846be5a7fc68577d971ef16375/tumblr_migjcbQaDd1rqlmkso1_1280.jpg The look on M's face]] as Bond describes Scaramanga's escape by car-turned-airplane. ''That'' is the face of a man who has seen (and heard) everything.