History Funny / TheLighthouse

** "... You have a way with words, Tommy."

--->'''Winslow''': And yer Goddamn '''''[[ChewingTheScenery FAAAAAHHHHTSSS]]'''''. Yer God ''damn''... ''Goddamn yer '''FAAAHTS!!'''''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afLFfRbghkc This edit]] splicing ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' soundtracks on scenes from the movie lightens the mood to some extent.

-->'''Wake''': Yer too slow. You a dullard?
-->'''Winslow''': No, sir.
-->'''Wake''': [[DeadpanSnarker Fooled me]]. ''(Slams door)''

--->'''Cody Dickerson''': '''''The Lighthouse is what the Krusty Krab would be like if it was just Mr. Krabs and Squidward.'''''

--->'''[=TheKarui=]''': I was disappointed when he fell down the stairs and you didn't edit in "my leg".

** Finally, Wake reaches his limit, furiously cursing Winslow to the depths of the sea in a [[OverlyLongGag long]], [[PurpleProse gloriously purple]] monologue. When Wake's finished, all Winslow can say is a quiet, deadpan, [[SureLetsGoWithThat "All right, have it your way. I like your cooking."]]

** Finally, Wake reaches his limit, furiously cursing Winslow to the depths of the sea in a [[OverlyLongGag long]], [[PurpleProse gloriously purple]] monologue. When Wake's finished, all Winslow can say is a quiet, deadpan, "All right, have it your way. I like your cooking."

* At the end of the movie, [[spoiler:Winslow is driven mad by what he sees in the light, his face [[NightmareFace grotesquely twisted]], [[HellIsThatNoise letting out truly horrifying screams]]... only for him to suddenly fall backwards and downwards. The music cuts out, and we watch a long, [[{{Slapstick}} slapstick-y]] sequence of Winslow tumbling down the spiral stairs of the lighthouse, thumping and grunting all the while.]]

--->'''[=TheKarui=]''': I was disappointed when [[spoiler:he fell down the stairs]] and you didn't edit in "my leg".

-->'''Wake''': Yer slow. You a dullard?

-->'''Wake''': Fooled me. ''(Slams door)''

*** At one point in this, it looks like Wake and Winslow are both a bit like squaking seagulls themselves, heads dipping forward with every "What?" that escapes their lips.

--->'''Winslow''': And yer Goddamn '''''FAAAAAHHHHTSSS'''''. Yer God ''damn''... ''Goddamn yer '''FAAAHTS!!'''''

--->'''[=TheKarui=]''': I was disappointed when he fell down the stairs and you didn't edit in "my leg"

** "[[AccidentalInnuendo You're fond of me lobster!]] Say it!" The fact that Wake seems genuinely hurt by the idea that Winslow doesn't like his lobster makes it even funnier.

[[caption-width-right:350:"Dance, Winslow! Dance!"]]