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-->'''Dan:''' Oh my god! It's the WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends bit!
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-->'''Dan:''' Oh my god! It's the WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends bit![[Recap/SmilingFriendsS1E4ASillyHalloweenSpecial bit!]]
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--> ''[As Sentinel monologues, the video zooms in on Optimus grabbing Megatron's shotgun off the ground. Dan breathlessly laughs, tensing in his seat.]''
--> '''Optimus:''' You betrayed yourself.
--> '''Sentinel:''' NO, OPTIMUS--!
--> ''[Optimus shoots his mentor point-blank.]''
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' HE SAID "NO"! HOLY ''FUCK!'' This movie's so funny...! "OPTIMUS, PLEASE! Don't shoot me in the head with a shotgun!" He's like "We saved the city!" ''(loses his shit again)''
--> '''Optimus:''' You betrayed yourself.
--> '''Sentinel:''' NO, OPTIMUS--!
--> ''[Optimus shoots his mentor point-blank.]''
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' HE SAID "NO"! HOLY ''FUCK!'' This movie's so funny...! "OPTIMUS, PLEASE! Don't shoot me in the head with a shotgun!" He's like "We saved the city!" ''(loses his shit again)''
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--> ''[As Sentinel monologues, the video zooms in on Optimus grabbing Megatron's shotgun off the ground. Dan breathlessly laughs, tensing in his seat.]''
-->]''\\
'''Optimus:''' You betrayedyourself.
-->yourself.\\
'''Sentinel:''' NO,OPTIMUS--!
-->OPTIMUS--!\\
''[Optimus shoots his mentor point-blank.]''
-->'''Marcus:''']''\\
'''Marcus:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' HE SAID "NO"! HOLY ''FUCK!'' This movie's so funny...! "OPTIMUS, PLEASE! Don't shoot me in the head with a shotgun!" He's like"We "[[Memes/SpongeBobSquarePants We saved the city!" city!]]" ''(loses his shit again)''again)''
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* Marcus and Dan discuss how the prolonged firefight in the film's climax must have blown some of the soldiers' eardums out, then briefly touch upon the possibility that the last thing some poor sap ever heard in this universe was "[[BondOneLiner Get down with the Hound]]".
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'''Optimus:''' You betrayed
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'''Sentinel:''' NO,
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''[Optimus shoots his mentor point-blank.
-->'''Marcus:'''
'''Marcus:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' HE SAID "NO"! HOLY ''FUCK!'' This movie's so funny...! "OPTIMUS, PLEASE! Don't shoot me in the head with a shotgun!" He's like
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* Marcus and Dan discuss how the prolonged firefight in the film's climax must have blown some of the soldiers' eardums out, then briefly touch upon the possibility that the last thing some poor sap ever heard in this universe was "[[BondOneLiner Get down with the Hound]]".
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-->''([=YouTube=] demonetization symbol is plastered onscreen, [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope followed by legal notice that the video is protected under]] UsefulNotes/FairUse)''
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-->''([=YouTube=] demonetization symbol is plastered onscreen, [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope followed by legal notice that the video is protected under]] UsefulNotes/FairUse)''MediaNotes/FairUse)''
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-->'''Dan:''' That's what I say. Everyday I get up in the morning, I grab my [[UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch Switch]], and I [[{{Squick}} sit on the toilet for 35 minutes]]; I say "Love those plumbers."
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-->'''Dan:''' That's what I say. Everyday I get up in the morning, I grab my [[UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch [[Platform/NintendoSwitch Switch]], and I [[{{Squick}} sit on the toilet for 35 minutes]]; I say "Love those plumbers."
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* A scene where a host interviews the police on TV is reedited to only play every instance of them saying the word vampire [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a random instance of one of them saying the word "sexual,"]] followed by a shot of awkward laughter.
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* A scene where a host interviews the police on TV is reedited to only play every instance of them saying the word vampire [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a random instance of one of them saying the word "sexual,"]] "sexual," followed by a shot of awkward laughter.
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-->'''Marcus:''' Goku's main arch-nemesis, Frieza, Vegeta, and ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Fuller]]''.
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-->'''Marcus:''' Goku's main arch-nemesis, Frieza, Vegeta, and ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Fuller]]''.''Fuller''.
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* Gwen Stacy's death [[BlackComedy is edited to include an]] [[{{VideoGame/Roblox}} "OOF!" sound effect]] [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes and some text saying "That's All Folks!"]]
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* Gwen Stacy's death [[BlackComedy is edited to include an]] [[{{VideoGame/Roblox}} [[{{Platform/Roblox}} "OOF!" sound effect]] [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes and some text saying "That's All Folks!"]]
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-->'''Marcus:''' ... because even when they're [[SoBadItsGood bad]], they're not as [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible bad]] as Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2. Even though I've never seen it. And I'm never going to see it. [[TemptingFate You guys are never going to get me to watch that movie. Because it's not gonna happen. In a million years.]] ... [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Maybe–]][[SequelHook Maybe some other time.]]
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-->'''Marcus:''' ... because even when they're [[SoBadItsGood bad]], they're not as [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible bad]] bad as Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2. Even though I've never seen it. And I'm never going to see it. [[TemptingFate You guys are never going to get me to watch that movie. Because it's not gonna happen. In a million years.]] ... [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Maybe–]][[SequelHook Maybe some other time.]]
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-->'''Marcus:''' [[WouldRatherSuffer Man, I wish I was watching]] {{Film/Catwoman}} [[WouldRatherSuffer right now.]]
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-->'''Marcus:''' [[WouldRatherSuffer Man, I wish I was watching]] {{Film/Catwoman}} {{Film/Catwoman|2004}} [[WouldRatherSuffer right now.]]
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* Marcus claiming that Creator/AndrewGarfield [[WTHCastingAgency doesn't play a believable Peter Parker]] [[HollywoodBeautyStandards because he's too good-looking]].
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* Marcus claiming that Creator/AndrewGarfield [[WTHCastingAgency [[QuestionableCasting doesn't play a believable Peter Parker]] [[HollywoodBeautyStandards because he's too good-looking]].
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-->'''Marcus:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' HE SAID "NO"! HOLY ''FUCK!'' This movie's so funny...! "OPTIMUS, PLEASE!"
-->'''Dan:''' "Don't shoot me in the head with a shotgun!"
-->'''Dan:''' "Don't shoot me in the head with a shotgun!"
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-->'''Marcus:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' HE SAID "NO"! HOLY ''FUCK!'' This movie's so funny...! "OPTIMUS, PLEASE!"
-->'''Dan:''' "Don'tPLEASE! Don't shoot me in the head with a shotgun!"shotgun!" He's like "We saved the city!" ''(loses his shit again)''
-->'''Dan:''' "Don't
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-->'''Vero:''' Sharkboy, yeah, he got hot. He gets like, in the next book, he's like ''(Vero's face is superimposed over a buff man's body)'' '''[[BadassBaritone "Hello."]]'''
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-->'''Vero:''' Sharkboy, yeah, he got hot. He gets like, in the next book, he's like ''(Vero's face is superimposed over a buff man's body)'' '''[[BadassBaritone '''[[BaritoneOfStrength "Hello."]]'''
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* This bit from the intro:
-->'''Meghan:''' Last time we watched this, I was blonde, and [[ColorFailure this show traumatized me so much, my hair turned black]].
* Because Season 2 of ''Dating Around'' partially takes place in New Orleans, the topic of Hurricane Katrina comes up multiple times.
-->'''Justin:''' They did the whole Hurricane Katrina thing, then they stayed...\\
'''Marcus:''' What's "the whole Hurricane Katrina thing"?\\
'''Meghan:''' It's like a hazing thing for people in New Orleans. [[NoTrueScotsman You're only worthy of living in the city if you've lived through Hurricane Katrina.]]\\
'''Marcus:''' So you have to just... You have to just flood your house? ''(Meghan laughs)''
* Marcus and Meghan repeatedly comparing Ben to [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture George McFly]].
-->'''Meghan:''' At the end of this episode, [[TheBully Biff Tannen]] is gonna come in and beat the shit out of him.
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughing)'' Beat the fuck out of him?!
-->'''Meghan:''' [[KickTheDog And then take the girl that he picks.]]
* Marcus's [[GeekyTurnOn reaction]] to Jaden describing herself as a closet nerd and a Anime/DragonBallZ fan, accompanied by a zoom-in to his Frieza T-shirt and the intro to ''Cha-La Head Cha-La''.
* [[CringeComedy Their pained reaction]] to Ben finding out his date [[TeacherStudentRomance is a student at the university he teaches at]].
* During Ben and Jaden's date.
-->'''Ben:''' You... just have such an amazing smile and an amazing laugh that is just infectious...\\
'''Ben!Marcus:''' But I hate anime.\\
'''Ben!Meghan:''' [[FelonyMisdemeanor But I can't date you, because you're anime trash.]]\\
'''Ben!Marcus:''' [[OccidentalOtaku I can't date a fucking weeaboo.]]
* Their repeated jokes at True's expense, [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude making fun of his name]] and comparing him to [[Series/Daredevil2015 Kingpin]].
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MeaningfulName Honestly, he is telling all the truth.]] Maybe that's his curse.\\
'''Meghan:''' [[CannotTellALie He can only tell the truth!]]\\
'''Marcus:''' He can only say what's on his mind!
* Marcus accurately predicting Deva's final date is with a girl because she's shown holding a bike.
-->'''Marcus:''' Alright, the bike? Lesbian date.\\
'''Meghan:''' Is this a lesbian thing?\\
'''Marcus:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Straights don't ride bikes.]]
* This bit from the intro:
-->'''Meghan:''' Last time we watched this, I was blonde, and [[ColorFailure this show traumatized me so much, my hair turned black]].
* Because Season 2 of ''Dating Around'' partially takes place in New Orleans, the topic of Hurricane Katrina comes up multiple times.
-->'''Justin:''' They did the whole Hurricane Katrina thing, then they stayed...\\
'''Marcus:''' What's "the whole Hurricane Katrina thing"?\\
'''Meghan:''' It's like a hazing thing for people in New Orleans. [[NoTrueScotsman You're only worthy of living in the city if you've lived through Hurricane Katrina.]]\\
'''Marcus:''' So you have to just... You have to just flood your house? ''(Meghan laughs)''
* Marcus and Meghan repeatedly comparing Ben to [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture George McFly]].
-->'''Meghan:''' At the end of this episode, [[TheBully Biff Tannen]] is gonna come in and beat the shit out of him.
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughing)'' Beat the fuck out of him?!
-->'''Meghan:''' [[KickTheDog And then take the girl that he picks.]]
* Marcus's [[GeekyTurnOn reaction]] to Jaden describing herself as a closet nerd and a Anime/DragonBallZ fan, accompanied by a zoom-in to his Frieza T-shirt and the intro to ''Cha-La Head Cha-La''.
* [[CringeComedy Their pained reaction]] to Ben finding out his date [[TeacherStudentRomance is a student at the university he teaches at]].
* During Ben and Jaden's date.
-->'''Ben:''' You... just have such an amazing smile and an amazing laugh that is just infectious...\\
'''Ben!Marcus:''' But I hate anime.\\
'''Ben!Meghan:''' [[FelonyMisdemeanor But I can't date you, because you're anime trash.]]\\
'''Ben!Marcus:''' [[OccidentalOtaku I can't date a fucking weeaboo.]]
* Their repeated jokes at True's expense, [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude making fun of his name]] and comparing him to [[Series/Daredevil2015 Kingpin]].
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MeaningfulName Honestly, he is telling all the truth.]] Maybe that's his curse.\\
'''Meghan:''' [[CannotTellALie He can only tell the truth!]]\\
'''Marcus:''' He can only say what's on his mind!
* Marcus accurately predicting Deva's final date is with a girl because she's shown holding a bike.
-->'''Marcus:''' Alright, the bike? Lesbian date.\\
'''Meghan:''' Is this a lesbian thing?\\
'''Marcus:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Straights don't ride bikes.]]
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* During his review of Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone, he criticizes [[WhatAnIdiot how gullible and compliant he thinks Harry is]].
-->'''Quirrell:''' Come here, Potter! Now!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Harry!Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash Okie-dokie!]]
-->'''Quirrell:''' Come here, Potter! Now!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Harry!Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash Okie-dokie!]]
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* During his review of Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone, he criticizes [[WhatAnIdiot how gullible and compliant he thinks Harry is]].
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-->'''Quirrell:''' Come here, Potter!Now!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Harry!Marcus:'''Now!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Harry!Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash Okie-dokie!]]
-->'''Quirrell:''' Come here, Potter!
-->''({{Beat}})''
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'''Harry!Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash Okie-dokie!]]
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-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, hey, Creator/JKRowling, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim isn't it kind of dumb that no one ever time-traveled to stop Voldemort]]?
-->'''Rowling!Marcus:''' UH, YEAH, well, IT IS DUMB, and that's why in [[Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild my new book]], they go back in time, and [[BadFuture everything's bad]], and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero they go back in time to save Cedric]], and Voldemort rules the world, and [[ExaggeratedTrope the world is run by Nazis]], so, yeah, there you go, HAHA.
-->'''Rowling!Marcus:''' UH, YEAH, well, IT IS DUMB, and that's why in [[Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild my new book]], they go back in time, and [[BadFuture everything's bad]], and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero they go back in time to save Cedric]], and Voldemort rules the world, and [[ExaggeratedTrope the world is run by Nazis]], so, yeah, there you go, HAHA.
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-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, hey, Creator/JKRowling, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim isn't it kind of dumb that no one ever time-traveled to stop Voldemort]]?
-->'''Rowling!Marcus:'''Voldemort]]?\\
'''Rowling!Marcus:''' UH, YEAH, well, IT IS DUMB, and that's why in [[Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild my new book]], they go back in time, and [[BadFuture everything's bad]], and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero they go back in time to save Cedric]], and Voldemort rules the world, and [[ExaggeratedTrope the world is run by Nazis]], so, yeah, there you go, HAHA.
-->'''Rowling!Marcus:'''
'''Rowling!Marcus:''' UH, YEAH, well, IT IS DUMB, and that's why in [[Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild my new book]], they go back in time, and [[BadFuture everything's bad]], and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero they go back in time to save Cedric]], and Voldemort rules the world, and [[ExaggeratedTrope the world is run by Nazis]], so, yeah, there you go, HAHA.
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-->'''Marcus:''' Maybe it's my 90s kid millenial consumer brain-rot talking, but something about these designs is just so... [[PelvicThrust URGH]]! They look ''[[UnusualEuphemism delicious]]''. ''(zoom in on shot of Rogue's behind while [[Music/BritneySpears Toxic]] plays)'' [[DoubleEntendre I wanna chew on 'em.]]
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-->'''Marcus:''' Maybe it's my 90s kid millenial millennial consumer brain-rot talking, but something about these designs is just so... [[PelvicThrust URGH]]! They look ''[[UnusualEuphemism delicious]]''. ''(zoom in on shot of Rogue's behind while [[Music/BritneySpears Toxic]] plays)'' [[DoubleEntendre I wanna chew on 'em.]]
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-->'''Meghan:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms Angrily jerking off.]]
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-->'''Meghan:''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms Angrily jerking off.]]
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* Their repeated bewilderment at the [[WalkingShirtlessScene constantly-shirtless werewolves]] that live in the woods, leading to speculation that they form [[ADateWithRosiePalms JO circles]] there, [[FriendsWithBenefits among other activities]].
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* Their repeated bewilderment at the [[WalkingShirtlessScene constantly-shirtless werewolves]] that live in the woods, leading to speculation that they form [[ADateWithRosiePalms JO circles]] circles there, [[FriendsWithBenefits among other activities]].
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--> '''Sentinel:''' [[FamousLastWords NO, OPTIMUS--!]]OPTIMUS--!
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-->'''Dan:''' We're gonna–We're gonna what?
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-->'''Dan:''' [[FlatWhat We're gonna–We're gonna– We're gonna what?what?]]
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--> ''[As Sentinel monologues, the video zooms in on Optimus grabbing Megatron's shotgun off the ground. Dan breathlessly laughs, tensing in his seat.]''
--> '''Optimus:''' You betrayed yourself.
--> ''Sentinel:''' [[FamousLastWords NO, OPTIMUS--!]]
--> ''[Optimus shoots his mentor point-blank.]''
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' HE SAID "NO"! HOLY ''FUCK!'' This movie's so funny...! "OPTIMUS, PLEASE!"
-->'''Dan:''' "Don't shoot me in the head with a shotgun!"
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* When Jay starts talking about his Lady Liberty tattoo, he says the statue's five points represent the five boroughs of New York City. Meghan looks it up to fact-check him.
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* When Jay starts talking about his Lady Liberty Art/LadyLiberty tattoo, he says the statue's five points represent the five boroughs of New York City. Meghan looks it up to fact-check him.
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* Whenever Sinbad's character appears, his [[AsHimself guest appearance on]] [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia Always Sunny]] is referenced.
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[[AC:Watching {{Literature/Twilight}} for the First Time (Not Clickbait)]]
* Marcus and Vero discussing whether or not they're Team Jacob
-->'''Vero:''' I had a crush on Creator/TaylorLautner too, so I didn't really have a team.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[Film/TheAdventuresOfSharkboyAndLavagirl Sharkboy]]?
-->'''Vero:''' Sharkboy, yeah, he got hot. He gets like, in the next book, he's like ''(Vero's face is superimposed over a buff man's body)'' '''[[BadassBaritone "Hello."]]'''
* Marcus starts wondering why Edward chooses to stay in school [[OlderThanTheyLook despite being over 100 years old]].
-->'''Marcus:''' If I was a vampire and I was kinda close to 18, I would ''not'' hide in high school. I'd be going to the club. I'd be living it up.
-->'''Vero:''' I'm trying to remember...
-->'''Marcus:''' I'd be fucking bitches... ''(Vero laughs)'' I would not be in high school for ''hundreds of years!''
-->'''Vero:''' [[BestYearsOfYourLife I think they like it.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' What?!
** Also on the subject of Edward's age:
--->'''Marcus:''' What if [[GrumpyOldMan he still had the mindset of when he was actually younger]], and he's like, [[StayInTheKitchen "I wish you didn't wear pants." He thinks women shouldn't be able to vote.]]
* Charlie's friend Waylon randomly getting given the title of [[ReallyGetsAround "sex god of the town"]] by Marcus.
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, no, this is the sex god! He showed up in the earlier scene.
-->'''Vero:''' Ohhhhhhhh... (whispering) Sex god?
-->'''Marcus:''' Well, you can tell looking at him. He's the town–
-->'''Vero:''' Yeah, I'd fuck him.
-->'''Marcus:''' He's the town pussy magnet. [[DelayedReaction Wait, what?]]
* Marcus praising the movie's soundtrack, then immediately making fun of [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece its licensed music]] earning him a DeathGlare from Vero.
** [[SoundtrackDissonance Vero enthusiastically dancing to an emotional piano track a few minutes later.]]
* When Bella's in Edward's room, the music she plays on his stereo is changed to [[MemeticMutation Ram Ranch.]]
* Vero's reaction to Bella monologueing in the car in the third act.
-->'''Vero:''' Back to the beginning of the movie!
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode Every great movie starts]] InMediasRes.
-->'''Vero:''' What?
-->'''Marcus:''' The ending is the beginning. Every great movie–Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 does it, Film/Catwoman2004 does it, because it makes the audience go, like, "Dat was at da beginning of da movie!"
-->'''Vero:''' Are you mocking me right now? ''(Marcus laughs)''
* At the end of the movie, after Bella refuses her mom's offer to move in with her.
-->'''Marcus:''' She's like, "Listen, I know there's murderous vampires, [[WouldRatherSuffer but I will not move to Florida."]]
-->'''Edward:''' Bella, you gotta go to Jacksonville so I can't hurt you anymore.
-->'''Bella:''' No!
-->''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Vero:''' This is the most emotion she's had this whole movie.
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, they actually just told her, "Okay, so he's telling you to move to Florida..."
-->'''Vero:''' She's like, ''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment "Ah! AH!"]]''
[[AC:Twilight: New Moon and Eclipse]]
* Marcus's growing infatuation with [[EnsembleDarkHorse Charlie]] leading to him demanding he get his own book.
-->'''Marcus:''' What would his book be called? What's, like, the nomenclature?
-->'''Vero:''' Uh... ''The Dark Side of the Moon.''
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah! ''Dark Side of the Moon: The Charlie Chronicles!'' ''(both laugh)''
* Them noticing Edward's visible jealousy when Bella and Jacob talk.
-->'''Vero:''' He's like, '''"STOP IT!"'''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[BadassDecay He's fucking sobbing in the corner...]] ''(through gritted teeth)'' '''''"STOP... TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND!"'''''
* Marcus making fun of how Bella and Edward kiss.
-->'''Vero:''' [[ChasteHero You have to know how much his erection hurts him.]]
* Marcus calling himself [[FanPreferredCouple "Team Jacob"]] in response to him and Bella's seemingly healthy relationship, taking it back when Jacob forces a kiss on her and starts acting manipulative, [[EightDeadlyWords then deciding that they "deserve eachother"]] after Bella tries to stay romantically involved with both him and Edward.
* Their repeated bewilderment at the [[WalkingShirtlessScene constantly-shirtless werewolves]] that live in the woods, leading to speculation that they form [[ADateWithRosiePalms JO circles]] there, [[FriendsWithBenefits among other activities]].
** Also, ''[[Music/ThirdEyeBlind Semi-Charmed Life]]'' being edited onto all of their appearances to reflect their "me and the boys" energy, [[SoundtrackDissonance even in serious scenes]].
* Marcus asking Vero to find Charle [[AlternateUniverseFic "Vampire Hunter AU"]] fanfiction, leading to them reading the tags of an explicit fic called ''Dad Energy'', [[ClusterBleepBomb most of them bleeped]].
* Vero reading out a tweet by UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump from 2012 in which he says the two leads of the ''Twilight'' movies (who dated on set) shouldn't get back together, followed by a dramatic reveal of a reply saying [[HarsherInHindsight "YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDENT FOR SAYING THAT"]].
* Marcus's reaction to Edward visiting Bella at her mom's home.
-->'''Marcus:''' Edward went to ''FLORIDA?!'' That's not against the Vampire Geneva Conventions, or whatever?!
-->'''Vero:''' That's why he's not outside right now, then.
-->'''Marcus:''' As someone who lives in Florida, there is ''feasibly'' no way to avoid the sunlight. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking This is officially the dumbest thing this movie has tried to pull.]]
* After Bella asks Jacob if he's ever imprinted on anyone.
-->''(Vero wheezes)''
-->'''Marcus:''' Yo, I imprint all over my girl's titties–[[ShuttingUpNow I'm gonna stop.]]
-->'''Vero:''' No, it's funny. You should have. Don't be a pussy.
-->'''Marcus:''' Nah, I'm not gonna–No, I'm not.
-->'''Vero:''' I imprint all over my girl's titties every day! ''(airhorns play)''
* Vero's summation of Edward refusing to have sex with Bella.
-->'''Edward!Vero:''' My cock will ''tear you open.'' My dick is gonna go so far up that [[CensoredForComedy (bleep)]] that it's gonna (bleep). It's gonna hit your (bleep) and then (bleep) [[NoodleIncident and then in your ear, and then in your]] (bleep)...
* The suprisingly-violent battle at the climax of ''Eclipse'' (edited to include electronic music, ''Halo'' announcer voice clips, and [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Stylish Ranks]]) getting Marcus and Vero riled up, [[MoodWhiplash followed by a cut to Marcus yawning at the leads' confrontation with Victoria]].
[[AC:Twilight Breaking Dawn]]
* Marcus comparing [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Jacob howling at the moon on the night of Bella and Edward's wedding to a viral video of a husky throwing a tantrum]].
* Their reactions to Bella and Edward skinny dipping and kissing in the ocean, describing it both as [[ActorAllusion a scene straight from]] Film/TheLighthouse and a [[{{Squick}} "yeast infection waiting to happen."]]
-->'''Vero:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Girl, those little tiny fishes are gonna swim up in your coochie!]]
* The morning after Bella and Edward have sex for the first time.
-->'''Bella!Marcus:''' Kinda sucked. ''(Vero chortles)'' [[{{Irony}} I want a divorce.]]
** Later, when Edward refuses to have sex with Bella again out of fear of hurting her.
-->'''Bella!Vero:''' Sir! ''(clapping for emphasis)'' [[EroticAsphyxiation I want you to choke me!]] I want you to ''[[ClusterBleepBomb (long bleep)]]''. I want you to ''(bleep)'', I want you to break my ''(bleep)'', I want you to pull that ''(bleep)'', I want you to fuckin' ''(bleep)'' inbetween my toes...
* Following a discussion of their distaste for the MagicalNativeAmerican trope, Marcus and Vero speculate that Edward's housekeeper Kaure made up everything she said about Bella's vampire baby [[ItAmusedMe just to fuck with them]].
* This bit from a scene where werewolves are discussing the pregnancy:
-->'''Embry:''' Ease up, Paul.
-->'''Paul!Marcus:''' [[{{Chuunibyou}} I told you not to call me Paul. You have to call me Wolfblood.]]
-->'''Paul!Vero:''' Call me Shadowreaper.
* Marcus's reaction to [[SpecialEffectsFailure Bella running at super speed and pouncing on a mountain lion]].
-->'''Marcus:''' You can't make a move look like ''that!'' [[SoBadItsGood People will laugh at you!]]
-->'''Vero:''' ''(laughing)'' She's like a ''flying squirrel!''
* After [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Charlie]] finds out about vampires.
-->'''Vero:''' He's gonna be like, "Damn, what is else is real that I thought wasn't?"
-->'''Marcus:''' "I'm gonna go try to find a unicorn."
-->'''Vero:''' [[AllWomenArePrudes "Female orgasms?"]] ''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Marcus:''' "I've heard of this 'cli-tour-is,' I think I might try to go find it in the woods."
* The Volturi executing a vampire child by throwing it into fire, accompanied by a "YEET" sound effect and [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros a ringout explosion]].
-->''(Marcus bursts into laughter)''
-->'''Vero:''' Fuck this kid!
-->'''Marcus:''' ''[[MemeticMutation Fuck those ki-i-i-i-ids!]]''
* Marcus getting repeatedly distracted by a video of [[{{Music/Paramore}} Hayley Williams]] twerking.
* Jacob actually getting along with Benjamin.
-->'''Jacob!Marcus:''' Finally...
-->'''Jacob!Vero:''' [[YouAreACreditToYourRace A cool vampire that I can bro around with!]] ''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Jacob!Marcus:''' [[CallBack Hey bro, you want to go into the forest?]] ''(both immediately start making wanking gestures)''
* Their enthusiastic approval of the [[BloodierAndGorier even-more-violent climax]] of ''Breaking Dawn Part 2.''
-->'''Vero:''' When the world opens up again, and I can go to concerts, this better be what the next pit I'm in is like. I better fucking ''die.''
* Marcus and Vero discussing whether or not they're Team Jacob
-->'''Vero:''' I had a crush on Creator/TaylorLautner too, so I didn't really have a team.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[Film/TheAdventuresOfSharkboyAndLavagirl Sharkboy]]?
-->'''Vero:''' Sharkboy, yeah, he got hot. He gets like, in the next book, he's like ''(Vero's face is superimposed over a buff man's body)'' '''[[BadassBaritone "Hello."]]'''
* Marcus starts wondering why Edward chooses to stay in school [[OlderThanTheyLook despite being over 100 years old]].
-->'''Marcus:''' If I was a vampire and I was kinda close to 18, I would ''not'' hide in high school. I'd be going to the club. I'd be living it up.
-->'''Vero:''' I'm trying to remember...
-->'''Marcus:''' I'd be fucking bitches... ''(Vero laughs)'' I would not be in high school for ''hundreds of years!''
-->'''Vero:''' [[BestYearsOfYourLife I think they like it.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' What?!
** Also on the subject of Edward's age:
--->'''Marcus:''' What if [[GrumpyOldMan he still had the mindset of when he was actually younger]], and he's like, [[StayInTheKitchen "I wish you didn't wear pants." He thinks women shouldn't be able to vote.]]
* Charlie's friend Waylon randomly getting given the title of [[ReallyGetsAround "sex god of the town"]] by Marcus.
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, no, this is the sex god! He showed up in the earlier scene.
-->'''Vero:''' Ohhhhhhhh... (whispering) Sex god?
-->'''Marcus:''' Well, you can tell looking at him. He's the town–
-->'''Vero:''' Yeah, I'd fuck him.
-->'''Marcus:''' He's the town pussy magnet. [[DelayedReaction Wait, what?]]
* Marcus praising the movie's soundtrack, then immediately making fun of [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece its licensed music]] earning him a DeathGlare from Vero.
** [[SoundtrackDissonance Vero enthusiastically dancing to an emotional piano track a few minutes later.]]
* When Bella's in Edward's room, the music she plays on his stereo is changed to [[MemeticMutation Ram Ranch.]]
* Vero's reaction to Bella monologueing in the car in the third act.
-->'''Vero:''' Back to the beginning of the movie!
-->'''Marcus:''' [[SarcasmMode Every great movie starts]] InMediasRes.
-->'''Vero:''' What?
-->'''Marcus:''' The ending is the beginning. Every great movie–Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 does it, Film/Catwoman2004 does it, because it makes the audience go, like, "Dat was at da beginning of da movie!"
-->'''Vero:''' Are you mocking me right now? ''(Marcus laughs)''
* At the end of the movie, after Bella refuses her mom's offer to move in with her.
-->'''Marcus:''' She's like, "Listen, I know there's murderous vampires, [[WouldRatherSuffer but I will not move to Florida."]]
-->'''Edward:''' Bella, you gotta go to Jacksonville so I can't hurt you anymore.
-->'''Bella:''' No!
-->''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Vero:''' This is the most emotion she's had this whole movie.
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, they actually just told her, "Okay, so he's telling you to move to Florida..."
-->'''Vero:''' She's like, ''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment "Ah! AH!"]]''
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* Marcus's growing infatuation with [[EnsembleDarkHorse Charlie]] leading to him demanding he get his own book.
-->'''Marcus:''' What would his book be called? What's, like, the nomenclature?
-->'''Vero:''' Uh... ''The Dark Side of the Moon.''
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah! ''Dark Side of the Moon: The Charlie Chronicles!'' ''(both laugh)''
* Them noticing Edward's visible jealousy when Bella and Jacob talk.
-->'''Vero:''' He's like, '''"STOP IT!"'''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[BadassDecay He's fucking sobbing in the corner...]] ''(through gritted teeth)'' '''''"STOP... TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND!"'''''
* Marcus making fun of how Bella and Edward kiss.
-->'''Vero:''' [[ChasteHero You have to know how much his erection hurts him.]]
* Marcus calling himself [[FanPreferredCouple "Team Jacob"]] in response to him and Bella's seemingly healthy relationship, taking it back when Jacob forces a kiss on her and starts acting manipulative, [[EightDeadlyWords then deciding that they "deserve eachother"]] after Bella tries to stay romantically involved with both him and Edward.
* Their repeated bewilderment at the [[WalkingShirtlessScene constantly-shirtless werewolves]] that live in the woods, leading to speculation that they form [[ADateWithRosiePalms JO circles]] there, [[FriendsWithBenefits among other activities]].
** Also, ''[[Music/ThirdEyeBlind Semi-Charmed Life]]'' being edited onto all of their appearances to reflect their "me and the boys" energy, [[SoundtrackDissonance even in serious scenes]].
* Marcus asking Vero to find Charle [[AlternateUniverseFic "Vampire Hunter AU"]] fanfiction, leading to them reading the tags of an explicit fic called ''Dad Energy'', [[ClusterBleepBomb most of them bleeped]].
* Vero reading out a tweet by UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump from 2012 in which he says the two leads of the ''Twilight'' movies (who dated on set) shouldn't get back together, followed by a dramatic reveal of a reply saying [[HarsherInHindsight "YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDENT FOR SAYING THAT"]].
* Marcus's reaction to Edward visiting Bella at her mom's home.
-->'''Marcus:''' Edward went to ''FLORIDA?!'' That's not against the Vampire Geneva Conventions, or whatever?!
-->'''Vero:''' That's why he's not outside right now, then.
-->'''Marcus:''' As someone who lives in Florida, there is ''feasibly'' no way to avoid the sunlight. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking This is officially the dumbest thing this movie has tried to pull.]]
* After Bella asks Jacob if he's ever imprinted on anyone.
-->''(Vero wheezes)''
-->'''Marcus:''' Yo, I imprint all over my girl's titties–[[ShuttingUpNow I'm gonna stop.]]
-->'''Vero:''' No, it's funny. You should have. Don't be a pussy.
-->'''Marcus:''' Nah, I'm not gonna–No, I'm not.
-->'''Vero:''' I imprint all over my girl's titties every day! ''(airhorns play)''
* Vero's summation of Edward refusing to have sex with Bella.
-->'''Edward!Vero:''' My cock will ''tear you open.'' My dick is gonna go so far up that [[CensoredForComedy (bleep)]] that it's gonna (bleep). It's gonna hit your (bleep) and then (bleep) [[NoodleIncident and then in your ear, and then in your]] (bleep)...
* The suprisingly-violent battle at the climax of ''Eclipse'' (edited to include electronic music, ''Halo'' announcer voice clips, and [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Stylish Ranks]]) getting Marcus and Vero riled up, [[MoodWhiplash followed by a cut to Marcus yawning at the leads' confrontation with Victoria]].
[[AC:Twilight Breaking Dawn]]
* Marcus comparing [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Jacob howling at the moon on the night of Bella and Edward's wedding to a viral video of a husky throwing a tantrum]].
* Their reactions to Bella and Edward skinny dipping and kissing in the ocean, describing it both as [[ActorAllusion a scene straight from]] Film/TheLighthouse and a [[{{Squick}} "yeast infection waiting to happen."]]
-->'''Vero:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Girl, those little tiny fishes are gonna swim up in your coochie!]]
* The morning after Bella and Edward have sex for the first time.
-->'''Bella!Marcus:''' Kinda sucked. ''(Vero chortles)'' [[{{Irony}} I want a divorce.]]
** Later, when Edward refuses to have sex with Bella again out of fear of hurting her.
-->'''Bella!Vero:''' Sir! ''(clapping for emphasis)'' [[EroticAsphyxiation I want you to choke me!]] I want you to ''[[ClusterBleepBomb (long bleep)]]''. I want you to ''(bleep)'', I want you to break my ''(bleep)'', I want you to pull that ''(bleep)'', I want you to fuckin' ''(bleep)'' inbetween my toes...
* Following a discussion of their distaste for the MagicalNativeAmerican trope, Marcus and Vero speculate that Edward's housekeeper Kaure made up everything she said about Bella's vampire baby [[ItAmusedMe just to fuck with them]].
* This bit from a scene where werewolves are discussing the pregnancy:
-->'''Embry:''' Ease up, Paul.
-->'''Paul!Marcus:''' [[{{Chuunibyou}} I told you not to call me Paul. You have to call me Wolfblood.]]
-->'''Paul!Vero:''' Call me Shadowreaper.
* Marcus's reaction to [[SpecialEffectsFailure Bella running at super speed and pouncing on a mountain lion]].
-->'''Marcus:''' You can't make a move look like ''that!'' [[SoBadItsGood People will laugh at you!]]
-->'''Vero:''' ''(laughing)'' She's like a ''flying squirrel!''
* After [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Charlie]] finds out about vampires.
-->'''Vero:''' He's gonna be like, "Damn, what is else is real that I thought wasn't?"
-->'''Marcus:''' "I'm gonna go try to find a unicorn."
-->'''Vero:''' [[AllWomenArePrudes "Female orgasms?"]] ''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Marcus:''' "I've heard of this 'cli-tour-is,' I think I might try to go find it in the woods."
* The Volturi executing a vampire child by throwing it into fire, accompanied by a "YEET" sound effect and [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros a ringout explosion]].
-->''(Marcus bursts into laughter)''
-->'''Vero:''' Fuck this kid!
-->'''Marcus:''' ''[[MemeticMutation Fuck those ki-i-i-i-ids!]]''
* Marcus getting repeatedly distracted by a video of [[{{Music/Paramore}} Hayley Williams]] twerking.
* Jacob actually getting along with Benjamin.
-->'''Jacob!Marcus:''' Finally...
-->'''Jacob!Vero:''' [[YouAreACreditToYourRace A cool vampire that I can bro around with!]] ''(Marcus laughs)''
-->'''Jacob!Marcus:''' [[CallBack Hey bro, you want to go into the forest?]] ''(both immediately start making wanking gestures)''
* Their enthusiastic approval of the [[BloodierAndGorier even-more-violent climax]] of ''Breaking Dawn Part 2.''
-->'''Vero:''' When the world opens up again, and I can go to concerts, this better be what the next pit I'm in is like. I better fucking ''die.''
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-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, actually, I would prefer that. ''(shot of Rogue's behind is shown again)'' [[AllMenArePerverts I've said that before.]]
-->'''Scott:''' What would you prefer, [[MythologyGag yellow spandex]]?
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[[AC:[[Film/TheHobbit The Hobbit Trilogy]] – Why It Sucks]]
* During Marcus's review of [[Film/TheHobbitAnUnexpectedJourney the first movie]], he mentions that a lot of the dwarves that accompany Bilbo are very undeveloped.
-->'''Marcus:''' And in the original book, knowing that there's thirteen dwarves doesn't really distract you because you can't see them onscreen. In a movie, it's way more distracting when every scene has me thinking... "Who the fuck is that guy?" Like, honestly, ''(shows a picture of a dwarf onscreen)'' tell me what this dwarf's name is. I'll give you five seconds.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Marcus:''' His name is Bofur. ... [[WhatsAHenway BOFUR DEEZ NU--]]
* His comments on the music, ranging from genuine praise of its original tracks (accompanied by a meme of a white guy dancing to the Dwarf theme), to criticisms of its inappropriate reuse of songs from the original trilogy.
-->'''Marcus:''' "Thorin is about to make an epic last stand? Well, let's just throw in the Ringwraith song. The song about evil ghosts." You know, this song has lyrics, right? [[LyricalDissonance And the lyrics don't match.]]
--->''We refused our creator''
--->''[[BlatantLies Gotta be ease, I can't love on a bitch]]''
--->''[[ShoutOut I got certain reasons I don't trust me a bitch]]''
* Marcus describing the behind-the-scenes footage of Benedict Cumberbatch's mocap as him [[UnusualDysphemism "grinding his coochie on the floor."]]
* When Legolas is reintroduced in [[Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug the second movie]], Marcus reveals he doesn't really like him so much.
-->'''Marcus:''' And I've heard he's better in [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings the books]], and that's cool. It's fine, but I don't read books for nerds. I read [[Literature/TheHobbit books]] [[HypocriticalHumor for grownups]].
* His reaction to Bilbo barely appearing in [[Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies the final movie]].
-->'''Marcus:''' There's a certain point in this movie where I forgot Bilbo was in it. I just want to remind you real quick, in case you don't know, ''[[ProtagonistTitleFallacy that this movie is called The Hobbit.]]''
* Him giving each movie an [[BrokeTheRatingScale Okay/10, Bad/10, and Dumb/10]], respectively.
* During Marcus's review of [[Film/TheHobbitAnUnexpectedJourney the first movie]], he mentions that a lot of the dwarves that accompany Bilbo are very undeveloped.
-->'''Marcus:''' And in the original book, knowing that there's thirteen dwarves doesn't really distract you because you can't see them onscreen. In a movie, it's way more distracting when every scene has me thinking... "Who the fuck is that guy?" Like, honestly, ''(shows a picture of a dwarf onscreen)'' tell me what this dwarf's name is. I'll give you five seconds.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Marcus:''' His name is Bofur. ... [[WhatsAHenway BOFUR DEEZ NU--]]
* His comments on the music, ranging from genuine praise of its original tracks (accompanied by a meme of a white guy dancing to the Dwarf theme), to criticisms of its inappropriate reuse of songs from the original trilogy.
-->'''Marcus:''' "Thorin is about to make an epic last stand? Well, let's just throw in the Ringwraith song. The song about evil ghosts." You know, this song has lyrics, right? [[LyricalDissonance And the lyrics don't match.]]
--->''We refused our creator''
--->''[[BlatantLies Gotta be ease, I can't love on a bitch]]''
--->''[[ShoutOut I got certain reasons I don't trust me a bitch]]''
* Marcus describing the behind-the-scenes footage of Benedict Cumberbatch's mocap as him [[UnusualDysphemism "grinding his coochie on the floor."]]
* When Legolas is reintroduced in [[Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug the second movie]], Marcus reveals he doesn't really like him so much.
-->'''Marcus:''' And I've heard he's better in [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings the books]], and that's cool. It's fine, but I don't read books for nerds. I read [[Literature/TheHobbit books]] [[HypocriticalHumor for grownups]].
* His reaction to Bilbo barely appearing in [[Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies the final movie]].
-->'''Marcus:''' There's a certain point in this movie where I forgot Bilbo was in it. I just want to remind you real quick, in case you don't know, ''[[ProtagonistTitleFallacy that this movie is called The Hobbit.]]''
* Him giving each movie an [[BrokeTheRatingScale Okay/10, Bad/10, and Dumb/10]], respectively.
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-->'''Shaq!Dan:''' 100 more years!
-->'''Shaq!Marcus:''' [[YankTheDogsChain ... but not good enough to bring you back home, son.]]
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-->'''Meghan:''' See? I told y'all! Donkey has a tail and a personal tail.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I can't believe this movie has an onscreen blowjob.]]
-->''(the dragon [[AlmostKiss leans into Donkey for a kiss and accidentally kisses Shrek's butt instead]])''
-->'''Dan:''' And that.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[ButtBiter And ASS EATING!]]
-->'''Meghan:''' See? I told y'all! Donkey has a tail and a personal tail.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I can't believe this movie has an onscreen blowjob.]]
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-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, seriously! You could be a model. There's so many things you could do with being tall. You could fight crime. When you're short, I can't do any of that!
-->'''Dan:''' Yeah, you could fight a lot of crime. [[ExaggeratedTrope You could fight, like, space crime.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' Just reach up!
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-->'''Dan:''' It's like a guy who's, like, trying to pickpocket you on the train, and he's already fucked up twice, and you are ''onto him,'' but you still have to keep ''watching him because he won't stop.''
-->'''Marcus:''' Somehow, that was a perfect analogy.
-->'''Dan:''' It's like a guy who's, like, trying to pickpocket you on the train, and he's already fucked up twice, and you are ''onto him,'' but you still have to keep ''watching him because he won't stop.''
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[[AC:Anime/FinalFantasyTheSpiritsWithin – The Weirdest Movie We've Watched]]
* Marcus and Dan commenting on the now-nonexistant Square Pictures when their logo pops up.
-->'''Dan:''' [[SarcasmMode They're still around, right? Didn't they do]] Film/TheLighthouse?
-->'''Marcus:''' They–Yep. That's them. ''(both laugh)'' Known for their hit films, [[CreatorKiller this one and nothing else ever]].
* After a billboard advertising Pepsi is shown.
-->'''Marcus:''' Hey, Pepsi!
-->'''Dan:''' Pepsi! Final Pepsi-sy.
-->'''Marcus:''' Pepsi and Sony. That's almost as bad as the ProductPlacement in... in [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV Final Fantasy]]!
-->''(cut to Gladiolus advertising Cup Noodles)''
* Them instantly recognizing Creator/AlecBaldwin's voice.
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh my God, is that... ?
-->'''Dan:''' Is that [[Series/ThirtyRock Jack Donaghy]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' [[HeAlsoDid Is that...]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby Boss Baby?]]
-->'''Dan:''' We knew we could count on him to save New York!
-->''(audio of an infamous phone call between Baldwin and his 12 year old daughter plays over a photo of the titular Boss Baby)''
* When two armored soldiers reveal their faces.
-->''(Neil removes his helmet)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Chris Redfield.]]
-->''(Gray removes his helmet)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[OnlySixFaces Chris Redfield again!]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[VideoGame/MetroidOtherM "Remember me?"]]
* Marcus and Dan repeatedly laughing at General Hein's [[EvilEyebrows facial features being edited to make him look more "evil."]] Made funnier by the fact that [[JerkassHasAPoint they actually end up agreeing with him later in the movie]].
* Halfway through, they get so bored, Marcus suggests turning it off. Dan says to hold off for at least five more minutes, just in case. [[{{Irony}} A minute later, a bunch of Phantoms show up and start eating the humans' spirits.]]
* Their reaction to Gray [[BeautifulDreamer slowly moving his bed closer to that of the comatose Aki to hold her hand]].
-->'''Dan:''' [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Ewwwwwwwwwww.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, [[MemeticMutation what if I put my]] {{VideoGame/Minecraft}} [[{{Narm}} bed next to yours?]]
-->''(Dan laughs)''
* When they notice the soldiers' T-shirts all have a logo that says "USMF."
-->'''Dan:''' What is it--USMF? Is that their insignia?
-->'''Dan and Marcus:''' [[AcronymConfusion United States Mother Fuckers.]]
** Later, [[DarkestHour after Aki and Gray come back as the sole survivors of a mission]].
--->'''Aki!Marcus:''' Hey. You alright? How you holding up there, buddy?
--->'''Aki!Dan:''' Doin' okay? Do you wanna change? You've been wearing that shirt for a while. ''(Marcus laughs)'' You're sweaty.
--->'''Aki!Marcus:''' Honey, are you okay? [[CallBack You're still wearing your "U.S. Motherfuckers" shirt.]]
* During the climax, a Phantom emerges from within Aki, prompting the two to anticipate a TitleDrop.
-->'''Aki!Dan:''' This whole time... you were the spirit...
-->'''Aki!Marcus:''' Within!
-->'''Aki!Dan:''' [[SubvertedTrope With... me...]]
-->'''Aki:''' With the hope of new life, has Gaia changed [[DownplayedTrope the Phantom within]]?
-->'''Dan:''' "The ''Phantom'' within"? You were ''so'' close! '''You were ''so'' close!''
-->'''Marcus:''' You fucking ''IDIOT!''
* Marcus and Dan commenting on the now-nonexistant Square Pictures when their logo pops up.
-->'''Dan:''' [[SarcasmMode They're still around, right? Didn't they do]] Film/TheLighthouse?
-->'''Marcus:''' They–Yep. That's them. ''(both laugh)'' Known for their hit films, [[CreatorKiller this one and nothing else ever]].
* After a billboard advertising Pepsi is shown.
-->'''Marcus:''' Hey, Pepsi!
-->'''Dan:''' Pepsi! Final Pepsi-sy.
-->'''Marcus:''' Pepsi and Sony. That's almost as bad as the ProductPlacement in... in [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV Final Fantasy]]!
-->''(cut to Gladiolus advertising Cup Noodles)''
* Them instantly recognizing Creator/AlecBaldwin's voice.
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh my God, is that... ?
-->'''Dan:''' Is that [[Series/ThirtyRock Jack Donaghy]]?
-->'''Marcus:''' [[HeAlsoDid Is that...]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby Boss Baby?]]
-->'''Dan:''' We knew we could count on him to save New York!
-->''(audio of an infamous phone call between Baldwin and his 12 year old daughter plays over a photo of the titular Boss Baby)''
* When two armored soldiers reveal their faces.
-->''(Neil removes his helmet)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Chris Redfield.]]
-->''(Gray removes his helmet)''
-->'''Marcus:''' [[OnlySixFaces Chris Redfield again!]]
-->'''Dan:''' [[VideoGame/MetroidOtherM "Remember me?"]]
* Marcus and Dan repeatedly laughing at General Hein's [[EvilEyebrows facial features being edited to make him look more "evil."]] Made funnier by the fact that [[JerkassHasAPoint they actually end up agreeing with him later in the movie]].
* Halfway through, they get so bored, Marcus suggests turning it off. Dan says to hold off for at least five more minutes, just in case. [[{{Irony}} A minute later, a bunch of Phantoms show up and start eating the humans' spirits.]]
* Their reaction to Gray [[BeautifulDreamer slowly moving his bed closer to that of the comatose Aki to hold her hand]].
-->'''Dan:''' [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Ewwwwwwwwwww.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Yeah, [[MemeticMutation what if I put my]] {{VideoGame/Minecraft}} [[{{Narm}} bed next to yours?]]
-->''(Dan laughs)''
* When they notice the soldiers' T-shirts all have a logo that says "USMF."
-->'''Dan:''' What is it--USMF? Is that their insignia?
-->'''Dan and Marcus:''' [[AcronymConfusion United States Mother Fuckers.]]
** Later, [[DarkestHour after Aki and Gray come back as the sole survivors of a mission]].
--->'''Aki!Marcus:''' Hey. You alright? How you holding up there, buddy?
--->'''Aki!Dan:''' Doin' okay? Do you wanna change? You've been wearing that shirt for a while. ''(Marcus laughs)'' You're sweaty.
--->'''Aki!Marcus:''' Honey, are you okay? [[CallBack You're still wearing your "U.S. Motherfuckers" shirt.]]
* During the climax, a Phantom emerges from within Aki, prompting the two to anticipate a TitleDrop.
-->'''Aki!Dan:''' This whole time... you were the spirit...
-->'''Aki!Marcus:''' Within!
-->'''Aki!Dan:''' [[SubvertedTrope With... me...]]
-->'''Aki:''' With the hope of new life, has Gaia changed [[DownplayedTrope the Phantom within]]?
-->'''Dan:''' "The ''Phantom'' within"? You were ''so'' close! '''You were ''so'' close!''
-->'''Marcus:''' You fucking ''IDIOT!''
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[[AC:[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]] - All Movies Reviewed]]
* Marcus introducing himself in full wizard costume as [[SelfDeprecation "Contrarius the Grey,"]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin living up to the name]] by revealing he thinks ''The Lord of the Rings'' is overrated... [[WesternAnimation/TheLordOfTheRings the 1978 animated version]], [[BaitAndSwitch that is]].
** He specifically criticizes some of the animation and it's over-reliance on {{rotoscoping}}, leading to characters being in a constant state of awkward motion. To bring the point home, he makes visual comparisons to a video of himself and [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Necro's idle animation]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Look at how much (Gollum) is moving! ''(laughs)'' He's like a fighting game character!
* His praise of the movie's score is demonstrated by a fictional anecdote about [[WhiteStallion Shadowfax]]'s theme.
-->'''Marcus:''' One day, they went up to Music/HowardShore, and they told him, "Hey man. We really need a theme song... for Gandalf's horse." And he said, [[MundaneMadeAwesome "Sorry, let me just pop the fuck off for no reason."]]
-->''[[SoundtrackDissonance (Orchestratic music plays while editor zooms in on static image of a white horse)]]''
* His disclaimer before he starts reviewing the movies proper:
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, and one thing I should mention is that I have not read the books. I'm not an expert here. I watch movies. I don't–I don't read that nerd shit. [[HypocriticalHumor Go to audible.com/cosmonaut to receive--]]
* Marcus wondering when Film/CitizenKane came out leads to a Google search [[BlatantLies revealing its release date as the 4th Century BC]].
* The reveal that, because of the opening scene of Film/TheTwoTowers, [[CrazyPrepared Marcus is so obsessed with wizards that he already owned the costume he used to film the video]]. He then goes onto mock fans who want to be {{Hobbits}}.
-->'''Marcus:''' And a lot of people say, "Oh, if I was in Middle-Earth, I'd wanna be a Hobbit and eat all day and live in a hole!" Yeah, I think you're fucking crazy if you think that way. You're a fucking lunatic. [[UnusualDysphemism You wanna be a dirty-footed cracker with an eating disorder?]] Cool, alright, that's fine, good for you, but you know what? You can do that in real life. You can just go be a farmer and live on the countryside if you want to! You're allowed to do that. Where the fuck is the escapism in being a Hobbit? [[{{Muggles}} You're just a regular guy!]] That's not even the coolest race in the series–''(music stops)'' It's goblins. You should be a goblin. Goblins are better. ''(music resumes)'' If it was up to me, I'd be a fucking [[WizardClassic wizard]]. [[TheStoner Smoking that zaza]], hanging out with [[CallBack the king of horses]], casting spells, doing whatever the fuck I want.
* The SequelHook, beginning with Marcus praising the trilogy's storytelling, only made possible by their extensive preproduction, then transitioning into behind-the-scenes interviews for the [[Film/TheHobbit Hobbit trilogy]], explaining its [[DevelopmentHell numerous development troubles]], including its total lack of preparation. Marcus further adds to the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck foreboding tone]] by intercutting clips of [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Lois Griffin screaming]] and Creator/BenedictCumberbatch's [[{{Narm}} mocap]].
* Marcus introducing himself in full wizard costume as [[SelfDeprecation "Contrarius the Grey,"]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin living up to the name]] by revealing he thinks ''The Lord of the Rings'' is overrated... [[WesternAnimation/TheLordOfTheRings the 1978 animated version]], [[BaitAndSwitch that is]].
** He specifically criticizes some of the animation and it's over-reliance on {{rotoscoping}}, leading to characters being in a constant state of awkward motion. To bring the point home, he makes visual comparisons to a video of himself and [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Necro's idle animation]].
-->'''Marcus:''' Look at how much (Gollum) is moving! ''(laughs)'' He's like a fighting game character!
* His praise of the movie's score is demonstrated by a fictional anecdote about [[WhiteStallion Shadowfax]]'s theme.
-->'''Marcus:''' One day, they went up to Music/HowardShore, and they told him, "Hey man. We really need a theme song... for Gandalf's horse." And he said, [[MundaneMadeAwesome "Sorry, let me just pop the fuck off for no reason."]]
-->''[[SoundtrackDissonance (Orchestratic music plays while editor zooms in on static image of a white horse)]]''
* His disclaimer before he starts reviewing the movies proper:
-->'''Marcus:''' Oh, and one thing I should mention is that I have not read the books. I'm not an expert here. I watch movies. I don't–I don't read that nerd shit. [[HypocriticalHumor Go to audible.com/cosmonaut to receive--]]
* Marcus wondering when Film/CitizenKane came out leads to a Google search [[BlatantLies revealing its release date as the 4th Century BC]].
* The reveal that, because of the opening scene of Film/TheTwoTowers, [[CrazyPrepared Marcus is so obsessed with wizards that he already owned the costume he used to film the video]]. He then goes onto mock fans who want to be {{Hobbits}}.
-->'''Marcus:''' And a lot of people say, "Oh, if I was in Middle-Earth, I'd wanna be a Hobbit and eat all day and live in a hole!" Yeah, I think you're fucking crazy if you think that way. You're a fucking lunatic. [[UnusualDysphemism You wanna be a dirty-footed cracker with an eating disorder?]] Cool, alright, that's fine, good for you, but you know what? You can do that in real life. You can just go be a farmer and live on the countryside if you want to! You're allowed to do that. Where the fuck is the escapism in being a Hobbit? [[{{Muggles}} You're just a regular guy!]] That's not even the coolest race in the series–''(music stops)'' It's goblins. You should be a goblin. Goblins are better. ''(music resumes)'' If it was up to me, I'd be a fucking [[WizardClassic wizard]]. [[TheStoner Smoking that zaza]], hanging out with [[CallBack the king of horses]], casting spells, doing whatever the fuck I want.
* The SequelHook, beginning with Marcus praising the trilogy's storytelling, only made possible by their extensive preproduction, then transitioning into behind-the-scenes interviews for the [[Film/TheHobbit Hobbit trilogy]], explaining its [[DevelopmentHell numerous development troubles]], including its total lack of preparation. Marcus further adds to the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck foreboding tone]] by intercutting clips of [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Lois Griffin screaming]] and Creator/BenedictCumberbatch's [[{{Narm}} mocap]].
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-->'''Dan:''' Film/PulpFiction! [[WildMassGuessing That's what was in their briefcase!]] [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]], you genius!
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-->'''Dan:''' Film/PulpFiction! [[WildMassGuessing That's what was in their briefcase!]] [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]], you genius!Film/PulpFiction!
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-->'''Dan:''' [[WildMassGuessing That's what was in their briefcase!]] [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]], you genius!
-->'''Marcus:'''Goku's gi!''Goku's gi!''
-->'''Marcus:'''
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-->'''Andre:''' ''(in reference to Bulma's apparel)'' [[HellBentForLeather Leather]]. ''(Andre and Marcus laugh)'' That's the best.
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-->'''Meghan:''' We're just gonna call that guy Johnny Depp for the rest of the movie, right? Like, that's what we're doing? 'Cause that really does look like Johnny Depp.
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-->'''Meghan:''' We're just gonna call that guy Johnny Depp for the rest of the movie, right? Like, that's what we're doing? [[CelebrityResemblance 'Cause that really does look like Johnny Depp.]]
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* Their reaction to [[GraveHumor Farquaad's gravestone feauturing a statue of the dragon that killed him]].
-->'''Dan:''' Wait, you can't just put somebody else's statue in the grave.
-->'''Meghan:''' Yeah! Abraham Lincoln's ''[[{{Corpsing}} (all laugh)]]'' tombstone has him ''and'' John Wilkes Booth!?
-->'''Marcus:''' No no, but it's like–it's way cooler, [[AdaptationalBadass it's like Abraham Lincoln with another gun, like...]]
-->''(visual of Lincoln and Booth [[MexicanStandoff pointing guns at eachother]] is shown onscreen)''
-->'''Dan:''' Wait, you can't just put somebody else's statue in the grave.
-->'''Meghan:''' Yeah! Abraham Lincoln's ''[[{{Corpsing}} (all laugh)]]'' tombstone has him ''and'' John Wilkes Booth!?
-->'''Marcus:''' No no, but it's like–it's way cooler, [[AdaptationalBadass it's like Abraham Lincoln with another gun, like...]]
-->''(visual of Lincoln and Booth [[MexicanStandoff pointing guns at eachother]] is shown onscreen)''
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* This video subjects Dan and Marcus to the movie's infamous performances, editing, and composition, [[DeadpanSnarker and they take every opportunity to make fun of it]].
-->'''Dan:''' The energy is "a Thursday night showing of ''Airbender on Ice''."
** Later:
-->'''Marcus:''' It's like the movie's fighting us. It's, like, actively trying not to convey the information properly.
-->'''Dan:''' It's like a guy who's, like, trying to pickpocket you on the train, and he's already fucked up twice, and you are ''onto him,'' but you still have to keep ''watching him because he won't stop.''
-->'''Marcus:''' Somehow, that was a perfect analogy.
* When Katara is introduced.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[RaceLift Is she white?]] Is that what I'm seeing? Is this a white girl?
-->'''Dan:''' Yeah.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[{{Understatement}} That's not good.]]
* Their reaction to Katara and Sokka finding Aang encased in ice.
-->'''Sokka:''' Katara! Do not hit that sphere!
-->''(cut to Katara immediately cracking the sphere open, [[WackySoundEffect accompanied by edited-in bonk sound effect]])''
-->''(Dan and Marcus burst into laughter)''
* The two pointing out [[AdaptationalWimp how unintimidating the Fire Nation look]] when they invade the Water Tribe.
-->''(two soldiers shuffle past the screen)''
-->'''Dan:''' They're just running back and forth! This Muppet run... [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation "Oh, God, it's fucking cold here, man!"]]
* Them describing the Fire Nation's Earthbender prison ([[CardboardPrison an unrestrained camping site surrounded by earth]]) as an "open-concept concentration camp."
* When Sokka and Princess Yue quietly leave the room in the background during a serious scene.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash "Come on, let's go make out."]]
-->'''Dan:''' ''(softly)'' [[AnachronismStew "Let's go get some Chic-fil-a."]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' "You want to go to Panera, babe?"
-->'''Dan:''' ''(whispering)'' [[HypocriticalHumor Fucking white people.]] ''(Marcus laughs harder)'' "I could really go for a bread bowl right now."
* [[HarmlessFreezing Zuko getting imprisoned by being completely frozen]] prompts some reactions.
-->'''Marcus:''' ... [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome He killed him.]] He fucking killed him. [[HumanPopsicle "And he will awaken in]] [[{{Irony}} one hundred years..."]]
-->'''Dan:''' They just push him over; [[LiterallyShatteredLives he shatters]].
-->''(Marcus laughs)''
* This video subjects Dan and Marcus to the movie's infamous performances, editing, and composition, [[DeadpanSnarker and they take every opportunity to make fun of it]].
-->'''Dan:''' The energy is "a Thursday night showing of ''Airbender on Ice''."
** Later:
-->'''Marcus:''' It's like the movie's fighting us. It's, like, actively trying not to convey the information properly.
-->'''Dan:''' It's like a guy who's, like, trying to pickpocket you on the train, and he's already fucked up twice, and you are ''onto him,'' but you still have to keep ''watching him because he won't stop.''
-->'''Marcus:''' Somehow, that was a perfect analogy.
* When Katara is introduced.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[RaceLift Is she white?]] Is that what I'm seeing? Is this a white girl?
-->'''Dan:''' Yeah.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[{{Understatement}} That's not good.]]
* Their reaction to Katara and Sokka finding Aang encased in ice.
-->'''Sokka:''' Katara! Do not hit that sphere!
-->''(cut to Katara immediately cracking the sphere open, [[WackySoundEffect accompanied by edited-in bonk sound effect]])''
-->''(Dan and Marcus burst into laughter)''
* The two pointing out [[AdaptationalWimp how unintimidating the Fire Nation look]] when they invade the Water Tribe.
-->''(two soldiers shuffle past the screen)''
-->'''Dan:''' They're just running back and forth! This Muppet run... [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation "Oh, God, it's fucking cold here, man!"]]
* Them describing the Fire Nation's Earthbender prison ([[CardboardPrison an unrestrained camping site surrounded by earth]]) as an "open-concept concentration camp."
* When Sokka and Princess Yue quietly leave the room in the background during a serious scene.
-->'''Marcus:''' [[MoodWhiplash "Come on, let's go make out."]]
-->'''Dan:''' ''(softly)'' [[AnachronismStew "Let's go get some Chic-fil-a."]]
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(laughs)'' "You want to go to Panera, babe?"
-->'''Dan:''' ''(whispering)'' [[HypocriticalHumor Fucking white people.]] ''(Marcus laughs harder)'' "I could really go for a bread bowl right now."
* [[HarmlessFreezing Zuko getting imprisoned by being completely frozen]] prompts some reactions.
-->'''Marcus:''' ... [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome He killed him.]] He fucking killed him. [[HumanPopsicle "And he will awaken in]] [[{{Irony}} one hundred years..."]]
-->'''Dan:''' They just push him over; [[LiterallyShatteredLives he shatters]].
-->''(Marcus laughs)''
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