History Funny / TheCompletionist

--> '''Jirard:''' This show is a catalyst for me to review games from the classic era to the next and current generation of consoles, to even the old school arcade days of {{PC}} and old school {{Atari}} Gaming. I'm also going to be reviewing games that you guys, the fans suggest. Games that I haven't even played before and that's where the fun comes in because I get to hear your ideas and that kind of thing. [[MoodSwing And also because I'm an entertaining Whore.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Whore.]]

-->'''Jirard:''' [[PeanutButterGamer PBG?]] How do did you get to my house from Texas?!\\

* "WHO'S NED?" (Referring to Dr. Neo Cortex's constant name mispronunciation in the CB2 video.

[[folder: Sonic 3 and Knuckles]]
* What Jirard thought "rolling around at the speed of sound" meant Heroin
** It then cuts to him taking Heroin and saying that he doesn't have a problem.
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--> '''Greg!Spark Mandrill:''' [[EvilLaugh *evil laugh*]] Welcome to my lair! I saw the way you’ve floated through that door. But there’s absolutely no way that you can… (gets frozen for a few seconds) A lucky shot! But n… (gets frozen) Guys!... ([[RuleOfThree gets frozen]]) Well, luckily… (gets frozen) My only… (frozen again) If you’d… ([[OverlyLongGag gets frozen]]) It’s go… (gets frozen) I don’t thin… (gets frozen) Ah, yes. The… (gets frozen) And bounce off the wall!? You… (gets hit one final time, and then explodes) I’m ‘splodin’.

* {{Inception}} music plays while [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Michaelangelo]] gets hit by planks in the face

** The music that plays during the segment? Jirard singing an a capella version of his favorite song from DonkeyKongCountry2. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Very.]] ''Very.'' Badly.

* The camera constantly zooming in and out during the closing cutscene makes the game's characters start singing the DK Rap.

'''Greg:''' Well, maybe we should ask Jon. ''(Camera pans over to {{JonTron}} laying on a bed)'' Do you know how PBG got here?\\

* You get to play as [[ComicBooks/SpiderMan Shpidah-Mang]].

* [[HomestarRunner Trogdor]], the Ultimate Chao.

-->'''Greg:''' A lark is a small bird!

* "Super Smash Bros For Wii U & 3DS!... [[LastHorseCrossesTheFinishLine Oh I get it!]]

'''Jon:''' ''(Turning in the bed)'' ...PIZZA-PLETIONIST.

Greg tries to reassue Jirard that he doesn't have to do the game four times while Jirard is rambling incoherently. Eventually he just blurts out...

'''Jon:''' Get the f*** out my house.\\

'''Jon:''' ''(Turning in the bed)'' THE PIZZA-PLETIONIST.
** Made even funner when the censor is the word [[RunningGag bears]].

* Basically the entirety of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkDj9Y-Uf88 Kaizo Mario episode]]. Jirard spends thirty minutes getting through [[NintendoHard a single level]] of the game, even with getting [[GuideDangIt constant tips from Alex]], and then [[spoiler:getting through half of the next level in ''one minute'', without even trying.]] He even undergoes SanitySlippage at several points.

* After completing Super Meat Boy Jirard "dies" [[ReportsofMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated (He just passed out)]] Greg mourns him for five seconds before taking over the show.