History Funny / SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason3

* During their first outing as parents, they pass a fish couple pushing a baby carriage. As the parents take in the sight of [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick and the scallop, a thought bubble appears over their heads with the rebus "(Sponge) + (Starfish) = (Scallop)?", causing them to make disgusted faces.

* Realistic Fish Head reports the new evil organization as "committing a series of crimes throughout Bikini Bottom"... it cuts immediately to Man Ray, Dirty Bubble and Barnacle-Man [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking running up to an old person's home and]] [[DingDongDitchDistraction ringing the bell before running off while laughing like rambunctious children!]] It's as childish as it is absolutely hilarious.

* Earlier, E.V.I.L. are harassing teenagers at Make-Out Reef... by ''taunting them with the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song.'' It also leads to this absolute gem:

* When Mrs. Puff asks Patrick to introduce himself to the rest of the class, he panics and blurts out "24!" The rest of the class laughs, and soon even Patrick is seeing the funny side:

* Mr. Krabs takes notice of dramatic music cuing up in the background and instantly panics, desperately prodding [=SpongeBob=] to reel in his millionth dollar quick (he'd accidentally caught it with his fishing hook in his overenthusiasm) because he knows all too well what it's a sign of:

* Squidward's prehistoric ancestor Squog tries to choose between two identical clubs before heading out. As soon as he picks one, the one he leaves at home actually sheds a tear and sobs!
* Patrick's prehistoric ancestor Patar discovers Squog covered in the slime left by [=SpongeGar=]'s pet snail. He exclaims in disgust at the sight and continues exclaiming in disgust after sniffing the slime and eating it. After trying the slime again with salt added, he cheerfully declares "Mawanga" and is yelled at by Squog, whose shouting flings the slime off his body. Patar is delighted to see that it was Squog underneath the slime and proceeds to give him a big crushing hug, much to Squog's dismay.
* The tiny prehistoric crabs who [[OneWordVocabulary repeatedly say]] "[[MoneyFetish Money]]".

* When [=SpongeGar=] is having a EurekaMoment to use a stick to roast food is accompained by some mysterious voices in the background. What sells it is [[LampshadeHanging a choir suddenly appearing on-screen]], [[OverlyLongGag giving the same note]]. See [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6ieeIHpTCs here]].

* Yeah, [[TearJerker you probably shouldn't be laughing]], but Gary exploding and drifting all over the racetrack like an out of control race car is so [[EpicFail spectacular]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice it loops back into hilarious]].

* Mr. Krabs freaks out after butting into a line of elderly people that appears to go to the cemetery. After he runs away, it turns out that the senior citizens were actually waiting in line to get ice cream.

* The montage of Mr. Krabs joining in the activities of [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick.

* The boy scout from before randomly appearing to escort Mr. Krabs to his bedroom after his mom grounds him.

* When the Krusty Krab goes weeks without a customer due to him trying to sell off the old patty, Mr. Krabs believes it's because he got new placemats. Despite [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward's objections, he insists that the patty is still good and asks that [=SpongeBob=] present it to him, which he does while it's in a cage because it developed sentience and growled at him.
* When Mr. Krabs prepares to take a bite out of the old patty, it appears to be followed by an AmbulanceCut right before he bit down, but then it turns out the ambulance just happened to be driving by outside. As soon as Mr. Krabs takes a bite, it {{Smash Cut}}s to him being taken into the ER, and while being wheeled in he tells [=SpongeBob=] to wrap up the patty [[TooDumbToLive because he]] ''[[TooDumbToLive still]]'' [[TooDumbToLive thinks it's worth eating]].
* After the operation (which [[DeadAllAlong Mr. Krabs]] is [[FridgeHorror implied to have not survived]] from the doctor's horrified reaction to his chart), the [[GhostPirate Flying Dutchman]] appears in Mr. Krabs' room to [[{{Psychopomp}} take him to]] [[DraggedOffToHell Davy Jones' Locker]]. Mr. Krabs fools him into thinking that his name is Harold [[LineOfSightName Flower]]. The Dutchman immediately drops his theatrics and politely apologizes for getting the wrong room, which [[FridgeBrilliance implies]] that this has [[NoodleIncident happened before]].

-->'''Flying Dutchman''': So, Krabs!! You thought you could fool the Flying Dutchman?!

* As [=SpongeBob=] slides down the mountain, he advises Patrick not eat the [[YellowSnow yellow sand]].

* The seven-mile spanking machine, which is an unfortunate sight for poor [=SpongeBob=] with his recently broken butt.

** His "friends" he's made indoors are just inanimate objects: a chip, a penny, and a used napkin.

-->'''Kid:''' Where am I?

* From the sounds used, it seems the sea bear just pummels poor Squidward offscreen as opposed to mauling him like a real bear. Between this and its overall behavior, sea bears seems less like dangerous wild animals and more like bullies who just beat up whoever they come across.

** The notion was then supported when Squidward managed to jump to Spongebob and Patrick's circle, the sea bear growls and point his finger to Squidward as if threatening him with "Next time you won't be so lucky, punk." before leaving.

* The flashback opens with a bit of inspired slapstick (which somehow avoids becoming old when it is re-enacted multiple times):

* Plankton's plan that kicks off the episode: him leaping out of a fake dollar and demanding the Krabby Patty Secret Formula... and that's it. He didn't really think he'd get that far. Cue him getting flushed down the toilet.

* Later, Karen says that Plankton working alone is why his plans end up failing. She then shows some of Plankton's failed schemes; the first has him laughing evilly and about to pull a level, only to be stepped on by Mr. Krabs. The second has him laughing evilly while holding a rubber duck, only to again be stepped on while the duck squeaks, and finally just a toilet flushing.
* "Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me!?" Plankton finds out the hard way that's not how you talk to a bunch of tough guys... it is how you get put in bandages and a wheelchair, though!

* The scene where [[NotSoAboveItAll Karen pokes fun at Plankton's first name]][[note]]Sheldon[[/note]] on a blackboard. The first time she types it on the blackboard in green letters and Plankton's cousins laugh. Plankton turns to the board and his name disappears. He continues speaking, but then his name appears again, this time with a big red hand below it pointing at him, making Plankton's cousins laugh again, and it disappears again just as Plankton turns back to look at the board. He resumes speaking, but then his name appears in colorful letters with a colorful arrow pointing at him, making his cousins laugh at him again. It disappears again as Plankton turns to look. Plankton starts to get annoyed and tries to speak further before his name appears on the board with stars, making everyone laugh again and this time, Plankton catches it and unplugs Karen. And finally, when Plankton proclaims, "Victory, thy name is Plankton!" Plankton turns his back and we see his first name taped behind his back.

** Also notice how, of all his friends, [=SpongeBob=] [[FailedASpotCheck failed to mention Patrick.]] [[WithFriendsLikeThese His]] ''[[WithFriendsLikeThese best]]'' [[WithFriendsLikeThese friend.]]

* Ultimately, we are treated to a montage of terrified Bikini Bottom fish yelling "GHOSTS!"... except for one fish, who instead says, "[[OddNameOut Toast.]]"

* But as Mr. Krabs grabs a fire bucket and douses the burning dollar, the water washes off the paint to reveal the now nude [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick.[[note]]Which raises the usual questions about how being underwater all along didn't wash off the paint - that's ''[=SpongeBob=]'' for you![[/note]] Krabs laughs off the prank, saying he pulled plenty of jokes himself as a lad, and suggests they hurry home before anyone sees them nude. But this turns out to be a setup for a dose of LaserGuidedKarma: as they head into the dining room of the Krusty Krab, a spotlight suddenly shines on them as burlesque music begins playing, and we see that every single character they haunted - Sandy, Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and dozens of fish extras - is there waiting for them.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Nothing! ''(the fanfare that had been playing since Krabs had started celebrating his milestone cuts out with a RecordNeedleScratch as he makes a shooing gesture)'' Now, ''get out.''\\