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** Howard's reaction to the whole thing. He has a look on his face that says "he actually shot him? I like this guy."
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-->'''Maurice''': ''(standing)'' There's a-- WHAT! Shit! ''(sits back down)''

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-->'''Maurice''': ''(standing)'' There's a-- WHAT! WHAT?! Shit! ''(sits back down)''



* This exchange, after Jack has gotten on the bus:

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* This exchange, after Jack has gotten on just intercepted the bus:bus and alerted the driver:
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-->'''Maurice''': ''(standing)'' There's a-- WHAT! Shit! ''(sits back down)''
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* Jack spots the explosive device, it's huge of course. Plus, the gold watch. [[OhCrap He gets really pissed about it and swears]]. Meanwhile the tourist relaying his observations by cellphone tries to be more "polite".

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* Jack spots the explosive device, it's huge of course. Plus, the gold watch. [[OhCrap He gets really pissed about it and swears]]. Meanwhile Meanwhile, the tourist relaying his observations by cellphone [[TactfulTranslation tries to be more "polite"."polite"]].
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'''Jack:''' [[BondOneLiner Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!]]

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'''Jack:''' [[BondOneLiner Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!]]TALLER!]]
* After Jack gets off the bus at LAX:
-->'''Ortiz:''' I'm telling ya, honey, he's somewhere jerking off.\\
'''Annie:''' He didn't have to get ON the bus in the first place, Ortiz. Hey, get your ass behind the yellow line!
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* Annie freaks out when she accidentally hits a baby carriage, that's actually filled with aluminum cans.

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* Annie freaks out when she accidentally hits a baby carriage, that's actually filled with aluminum beer cans.
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** And then he briefly tries to explain how the bomb works and how it's not going to hurt Annie when it goes off, to her utter confusion.
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* Jack spots the explosive device, it's huge of course. [[OhCrap He gets really pissed about it and swears]]. Meanwhile the tourist relaying his observations by cellphone tries to be more "polite".

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* Jack spots the explosive device, it's huge of course. Plus, the gold watch. [[OhCrap He gets really pissed about it and swears]]. Meanwhile the tourist relaying his observations by cellphone tries to be more "polite".
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'''Jack:''' Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!

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'''Jack:''' [[BondOneLiner Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!TALLER!]]

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* Annie freaks out when she accidentally hits a baby carriage, [[spoiler: that's actually filled with aluminum cans.]]

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* Annie freaks out when she accidentally hits a baby carriage, [[spoiler: that's actually filled with aluminum cans.]]



* The commentary from Mark Gordon and Graham Yost is an absolute blast, as neither of them take their work remotely seriously and delight in pointing out the film's various plot holes. By the end, Yost actually seems genuinely ''angry'' at how little sense his own story makes.

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* The commentary from Mark Gordon and Graham Yost is an absolute blast, as neither of them take their work remotely seriously and delight in pointing out the film's various plot holes. By the end, Yost actually seems genuinely ''angry'' at how little sense his own story makes.makes.
* When Jack and Howard are fighting atop the subway train:
-->'''Howard:''' I'm smarter than you, Jack! I'm smarter! I'm smarter!\\
''(Jack sees a hanging light approaching and forces Howard into its path. Howard looks up and screams before the light decapitates him)''\\
'''Jack:''' Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!
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* A brief one, in a deleted scene, has Annie asking Jack if they taught him how to talk nice to crying hostages in cop school. He replies to her that it's trying to tie the square knots and how to build fires.

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* A brief one, in a deleted scene, has Annie asking Jack if they taught him how to talk nice to crying hostages in cop school. He replies to her that it's trying to tie the square knots and how to build fires.fires.
* The commentary from Mark Gordon and Graham Yost is an absolute blast, as neither of them take their work remotely seriously and delight in pointing out the film's various plot holes. By the end, Yost actually seems genuinely ''angry'' at how little sense his own story makes.

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* Annie freaks out when she accidentally hits a baby carriage, [[spoiler: that's actually filled with aluminum cans.]]

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* Annie freaks out when she accidentally hits a baby carriage, [[spoiler: that's actually filled with aluminum cans.]]]]
* A brief one, in a deleted scene, has Annie asking Jack if they taught him how to talk nice to crying hostages in cop school. He replies to her that it's trying to tie the square knots and how to build fires.
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* Annie freaks out when she accidentially hits a baby carriage, [[spoiler: but it turns out to be filled with aluminum cans.]]

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* Annie freaks out when she accidentially accidentally hits a baby carriage, [[spoiler: but it turns out to be that's actually filled with aluminum cans.]]
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'''Harry:''' Where do you think?

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'''Harry:''' Where do you think?think?
* Annie freaks out when she accidentially hits a baby carriage, [[spoiler: but it turns out to be filled with aluminum cans.]]
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* After the elevator falls near the begining of the film. The young executive scdemonstrates how unhelpful he can be.

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* After the elevator falls near the begining beginning of the film. The young executive scdemonstrates demonstrates how unhelpful he can be.
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* After the elevator falls near the begining of the film. The young executive demonstrates how unhelpful he can be.

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* After the elevator falls near the begining of the film. The young executive demonstrates scdemonstrates how unhelpful he can be.



** Leading to this ''lovely'' descussion about what they are going to do when they get home after the party:

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** Leading to this ''lovely'' descussion discussion about what they are going to do when they get home after the party:
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-->'''Payne:''' Interactive TV, Jack! Wave of the future! Ha ha HA! Huh!?

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-->'''Payne:''' Interactive TV, Jack! Wave of the future! Ha ha HA! Huh!?Huh!?
* This exchange, after Jack has gotten on the bus:
-->'''[=McMahon=]:''' We just got a ransom demand from your dead terrorist. Says he's rigged a city bus. Where's Jack?\\
'''Harry:''' Where do you think?
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* Harry telling Jack to check the dashboard and the pedals for any signs of the device. This forces him to kneel down close to Annie, who's wearing a skirt, and is visibly uncomfortable as Jack tells Harry that that area is clean.



* Maurice, poor poor Marurice.

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* Maurice, poor poor Marurice.Maurice.
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-->'''Ortiz''': That ain't gonna be too hard.

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-->'''Ortiz''': That ain't gonna be too hard.hard.
* After Payne activates a bomb that kills Helen at the doorway after she tries to follow the injured driver off the bus and the news station he's watching reports it immediately:
-->'''Payne:''' Interactive TV, Jack! Wave of the future! Ha ha HA! Huh!?
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** Also, when Jack is calling to the driver that he has a bomb on his bus. Maurice tries to help by calling to the driver a little louder. Until he realizes ''exactly'' what Jack just said.

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