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-->'''Soviet''': [[OhCrap Team 1! Team 1, fucking scatter! Fucking scatter, now!]]

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-->'''Soviet''': [[OhCrap Team 1! Team 1, fucking scatter! Fucking Team 1, fucking scatter, now!]]



* Soviet's confusion over Cyanide mentioning that "Creator/GalGadot is [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse Wonder]] [[Film/WonderWoman2017 Woman]]", thinking the name "Galga-dot" is of a Godzilla villain. When Cyanide noted that Gal Gadot isn't a common name, Womble replies, "Nor is Mothra".

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* Soviet's confusion over Cyanide mentioning that "Creator/GalGadot is [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse Wonder]] [[Film/WonderWoman2017 Woman]]", thinking the name "Galga-dot" is of a Godzilla ''Franchise/{{Godzilla}}'' villain. When Cyanide noted that Gal Gadot isn't a common name, Womble replies, "Nor is Mothra".
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** Not much later, Zeis develops a similar obsession with washing other players, all while shouting [[MadnessMantra "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! DIRTY FUCKING PEASANTS! UNCLEAN!"]]

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** Not much later, Zeis develops a similar obsession with washing other players, all while shouting [[MadnessMantra "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! DIRTY FUCKING FILTHY PEASANTS! UNCLEAN!"]]



** After Edberg proudly shows Womble his "art", Womble comments "If you're not on a no fly list somewhere in the world, someone is not doing their job."

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** After Edberg proudly shows Womble his "art", Womble comments "If you're not on a no fly no-fly list somewhere in the world, someone is not doing their job."
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** [[FamousLastWords Famous Last Words]] from Soviet regarding his role as TL:

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** [[FamousLastWords Famous Last Words]] words from Soviet regarding his role as TL:
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* During a World war II mission, Soviet's group is playing as British commandos meeting up with Norwegian resistance. To help with the immersion, the Norwegians are speaking their native language, Cake provised the British with a translation guide and phrasebook to help them communicate. Hilarity ensures.

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* During a World war War II mission, Soviet's group is playing as British commandos meeting up with Norwegian resistance. To help with the immersion, the Norwegians are speaking their native language, and Cake provised provided the British with a translation guide and phrasebook to help them communicate. Hilarity ensures.

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-> '''Soviet''': Hello? What's hello in Arabic? ''(whispering)'' Chat, what's hello in Arabic? Don't say something racist, for the love of god don't say something racist. ''(normal)'' umm... Shalom. [[note]] which '''is''' Hello... in ''Hebrew''.

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-> --> '''Soviet''': Hello? What's hello in Arabic? ''(whispering)'' Chat, what's hello in Arabic? Don't say something racist, for the love of god don't say something racist. ''(normal)'' umm... Shalom. [[note]] which '''is''' Hello... in ''Hebrew''.
''Hebrew''.



-> '''Soviet''': That's what you double tap.
-> '''Cyanide''': Double tapped {{Your Mom}} last night. ''(begins spinning around while yawning)''
-> (''[[DisproportionateRetribution Is shot by Soviet]]'')
-> '''Cyanide''': Fair.

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-> --> '''Soviet''': That's what you double tap.
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'''Cyanide''': Double tapped {{Your Mom}} last night. ''(begins spinning around while yawning)''
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Soviet]]'')
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'''Cyanide''': Fair.
Fair.



-> '''Soviet''': The town we're in now is called [[CallBack Sofia]].
-> '''Cyanide''': I don't want to talk about it.

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-> --> '''Soviet''': The town we're in now is called [[CallBack Sofia]].
-> --> '''Cyanide''': I don't want to talk about it.
* During a World war II mission, Soviet's group is playing as British commandos meeting up with Norwegian resistance. To help with the immersion, the Norwegians are speaking their native language, Cake provised the British with a translation guide and phrasebook to help them communicate. Hilarity ensures.
** One of the phrases ("Nar er neste pisspreikeriutgivelse?") is translated as "Have you seen any Germans nearby?" In fact, it actually translates to [[{{Troll}} "When is the next bullshittery?"]]
** "Cake doesn't get it, we're British. We just point at things and speak English louder."
** The most important phrase they learn: "Hest kuk." Translation? [[spoiler: "Horse cock."]] Which gets screamed constantly when they meet up with the Norwegians.
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* "All callsigns, this is Crossroads, be advised. The paramilitary forces in the area have been alerted to your, uh, pre... ''(stammers)'' [[BrokenRecord pre-pre-pr-pr-pr-pre...]] ''(frustrated)'' [[PorkyPigPronunciation THEY'RE COMING."]]

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* "All callsigns, this is Crossroads, be advised. The paramilitary forces in the area have been alerted to your, uh, pre... ''(stammers)'' [[BrokenRecord [[PorkyPigPronunciation pre-pre-pr-pr-pr-pre...]] ''(frustrated)'' [[PorkyPigPronunciation THEY'RE COMING."]]
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!! '''Part 10'''
* Soviet, trying to rescue informant [[Series/TopGearUK Clarkson]] in (presumably) Afghanistan:
-> '''Soviet''': Hello? What's hello in Arabic? ''(whispering)'' Chat, what's hello in Arabic? Don't say something racist, for the love of god don't say something racist. ''(normal)'' umm... Shalom. [[note]] which '''is''' Hello... in ''Hebrew''.

* Someone having shot an enemy, only to find out they were unconscious when they got shot by that enemy.
-> '''Soviet''': That's what you double tap.
-> '''Cyanide''': Double tapped {{Your Mom}} last night. ''(begins spinning around while yawning)''
-> (''[[DisproportionateRetribution Is shot by Soviet]]'')
-> '''Cyanide''': Fair.

* Soviet, referencing the time [[ItMakesSenseInContext Cyanide was catfished]] in Part 6:
-> '''Soviet''': The town we're in now is called [[CallBack Sofia]].
-> '''Cyanide''': I don't want to talk about it.
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* It says something about ZF that when Cyanid tells Soviet [[ARareSentence "there's a banana having a rave behind you"]] that not only does Soviet turn around to look, but there actually is Social spazzing out behind him wearing a full yellow outfit.

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* It says something about ZF that when Cyanid Cyanide tells Soviet [[ARareSentence "there's a banana having a rave behind you"]] that not only does Soviet turn around to look, but there actually is Social spazzing out behind him wearing a full yellow outfit.
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-->'''Womble''': ''(over [[LudicrousGibs Dibgy's obliterated corpse]])'' Digby, have you been working out?\\

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-->'''Womble''': ''(over [[LudicrousGibs Dibgy's Digby's obliterated corpse]])'' Digby, have you been working out?\\
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-->'''Soviet''': It's not a naked cowboy, these are my running pants, and this is my [[NiceHat running hat.]]\\

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-->'''Soviet''': It's not a naked cowboy, these are my running pants, and this is my [[NiceHat running hat.]]\\\\
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--> '''Soviet''': Understood, Crossroads.\\

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--> '''Soviet''': (''audibly amused'') Understood, Crossroads.\\
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* "All callsigns, this is Crossroads, be advised. The paramilitary forces in the area have been alerted to your, uh, pre... ''(stammers)'' [[BrokenRecord pre-pre-pr-pr-pr-pre...]] ''(frustrated)'' [[LaymansTerms THEY'RE COMING."]]

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* "All callsigns, this is Crossroads, be advised. The paramilitary forces in the area have been alerted to your, uh, pre... ''(stammers)'' [[BrokenRecord pre-pre-pr-pr-pr-pre...]] ''(frustrated)'' [[LaymansTerms [[PorkyPigPronunciation THEY'RE COMING."]]
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** Made even more hilarious when Cyanide fires back with complaints about ''Soviet'' being put on his ship.
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--> '''Digby:''' ''(singing)'' There must be some kind of outta--

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--> '''Digby:''' ''(singing)'' There must be some kind of way outta--
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* Eventually, the clan's descent into [[ObligatoryWarCrimeScene actual terrorism]] (including [[MoralEventHorizon executing surrendering enemy soldiers]] and ''suicide-bombing'') prompts a third version of the Badgers anthem, [[BloodierAndGorier with the logo badger drenched in terrifying fire and]] ''[[BloodierAndGorier eating a human arm]]'':

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* Eventually, the clan's descent into [[ObligatoryWarCrimeScene actual terrorism]] terrorism (including [[MoralEventHorizon executing surrendering enemy soldiers]] and ''suicide-bombing'') prompts a third version of the Badgers anthem, [[BloodierAndGorier with the logo badger drenched in terrifying fire and]] ''[[BloodierAndGorier eating a human arm]]'':
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--> '''Soviet:''' [[MathmaticiansAnswer On the VC.]]

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--> '''Soviet:''' [[MathmaticiansAnswer [[MathematiciansAnswer On the VC.]]

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* This exchange near the beginning of the video:
--> '''Chinny:''' Alright if we need napalm, where do we need it?
--> '''Soviet:''' [[MathmaticiansAnswer On the VC.]]
--> '''Chinny:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHERE'S THE VC?!]]
--> '''Soviet:''' [[CurbstompBattle EVERYWHERE!]]



--> '''Digby:''' Although Soviet, Mr. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Single for how many years now?

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--> '''Digby:''' '''Chinny:''' Although Soviet, Mr. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Single for how many years now?



--> '''Digby:''' How many?

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--> '''Digby:''' '''Chinny:''' How many?
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** Hell even the name of the beer deserves a mention; Shit Creek. Pretty good {{Foreshadowing}} of it's taste.
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--> ''(Soviet reloads in an empty hallway and a VC promptly appears and shoots him)''

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--> ''(Soviet reloads in an empty hallway and hallway'' [[note]][[FunWithSubtitles note that the subtitles have very much made it clear that no else has been there for quite some time]][[/note]] ''and a VC promptly appears and shoots him)''
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--> '''Digi:''' Alright, this is Soviet's world and we're just living in it. Someone in the game chat just said, "That stupid piece of paper."

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--> '''Digi:''' Alright, this is Soviet's world and we're just living in it. Someone in the game chat just said, "That stupid piece of paper."
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--> '''Social:''' [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush Which one?]]

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--> '''Social:''' '''Quebec:''' [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush Which one?]]



--> ''(after nine people'' [[note]]a THIRD of the enemy team, as the subtitles helpfully point out[[/note]] ''are killed by a series of consecutive grenades)''
--> '''Digi:''' Alright, this is Soviet's world and we're just living in it.

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--> ''(after nine people'' [[note]]a THIRD of the ENTIRE enemy team, as the subtitles helpfully point out[[/note]] ''are killed by a series of consecutive grenades)''
--> '''Digi:''' Alright, this is Soviet's world and we're just living in it. Someone in the game chat just said, "That stupid piece of paper."
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--> '''Quebec:''' [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush Which one?]]

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--> '''Quebec:''' '''Social:''' [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush Which one?]]



--> '''Quebec:''' I don't know whether the Rising Storm devs were being meta, but F[[note]]marked "Temple" in the map[[/note]]--[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare where you pay your respects.]]

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--> '''Quebec:''' I don't know whether the Rising Storm devs were being meta, but F[[note]]marked "Temple" in the map[[/note]]--[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare F is a Temple--[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare where you pay your respects.]]

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** An [[OverlyLongGag Overly Long Gag]] later occurs when Digby keeps singing nonsensically in the TS server, leading Soviet to mute him repeatedly.

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** An [[OverlyLongGag Overly Long Gag]] later occurs when Digby keeps singing nonsensically in the TS server, leading Soviet to mute him repeatedly.server.


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** Soviet later gets sufficiently annoyed.
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--> '''Quebec:''' I don't know whether the Rising Storm devs were being meta, but F--[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare where you pay your respects.]]

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--> '''Quebec:''' I don't know whether the Rising Storm devs were being meta, but F--[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare F[[note]]marked "Temple" in the map[[/note]]--[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare where you pay your respects.]]



* Birdy falls victim to a classic ZF prank when she accepts Soviet offer for him to [[UnfriendlyFire demonstrate how his flamethrower works.]]

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* Birdy falls victim to a classic ZF prank when she accepts Soviet Soviet's offer for him to [[UnfriendlyFire demonstrate show how his flamethrower works.]]



--> ''(is instantly shot by the leader)''

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--> ''(is instantly shot dead by the leader)''



--> ''(after nine people [[note]]a THIRD of the enemy team, as the subtitles helpfully point out[[/note]] are killed by a series of consecutive grenades)''

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--> ''(after nine people people'' [[note]]a THIRD of the enemy team, as the subtitles helpfully point out[[/note]] are ''are killed by a series of consecutive grenades)''
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--> '''Digby:''' There must be some kind of outta--

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--> '''Digby:''' ''(singing)'' There must be some kind of outta--
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!!Part 3

* Soviet's teammates continuously hiding in a particular poorly protected cover and getting shot or burnt to death in the process.
* Soviet's stint as squad leader:
** [[OverlyLongGag Soviet's teammates continuously nagging him to build a spawn tunnel, much to his irritation.]]
** [[FamousLastWords Famous Last Words]] from Soviet regarding his role as TL:
--> '''Soviet:''' Also, please note that as a squad leader, so it's quite important that I not just run in and get killed--
--> ''(Soviet gets killed)''
** Teammates spawning in Soviet's position, running into a nearby doorway, and promptly getting shot by VC in the other side.
--> '''Soviet:''' Are we just--we're just making a pile of Americans!
* ZF discusses Soviet's love life (or lack thereof):
--> '''Digby:''' Although Soviet, Mr. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Single for how many years now?
--> '''Soviet:''' Many.
--> '''Digby:''' How many?
--> '''Soviet:''' When was [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush the Bush administration?]]
--> '''Quebec:''' [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush Which one?]]
* A teammate runs past Soviet, [[ManOnFire on fire.]]
--> '''Soviet:''' That guy was listening to a new mixtape.
* Digby's atrocious singing.
--> '''Digby:''' There must be some kind of outta--
--> ''[[KilledMidSentence (Digby gets shot)]]''
--> '''Digby:''' I think the VC objected to my singing.
** An [[OverlyLongGag Overly Long Gag]] later occurs when Digby keeps singing nonsensically in the TS server, leading Soviet to mute him repeatedly.
--> '''Soviet:''' You're having a moment? He's having a moment. ''(beat)'' Can someone frag him?
--> '''Digby:''' Budabudado, well everybody know, about the bird--
--> '''Soviet:''' Someone please frag him. You are ruining my immersion!
--> '''Digby:''' Awellawella bird bird bird, a bird's a word--
--> '''Soviet:''' ''(mutes TS)'' Ah, the mute button's lovely.
** Sometime later:
--> ''(Soviet unmutes)''
--> '''Digby:''' Aababababa--
--> ''(Soviet mutes TS)''
** And a bit later:
--> '''Soviet:''' Let's see if he's finished. ''(unmutes TS)''
--> ''(Digby is STILL singing)''
* [[CallBack Soviet STILL cannot reload his gun in peace.]]
--> ''(Soviet reloads in an empty hallway and a VC promptly appears and shoots him)''
--> '''Soviet:''' Oh, [[SuddenlyShouting COME OFF IT!]]
* Quebec's astonishing epiphany regarding one of the locations in the map.
--> '''Quebec:''' I don't know whether the Rising Storm devs were being meta, but F--[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare where you pay your respects.]]
--> '''ZF:''' ''[[LamePunReaction (groans)]]''
* Birdy falls victim to a classic ZF prank when she accepts Soviet offer for him to [[UnfriendlyFire demonstrate how his flamethrower works.]]
--> '''Soviet:''' What do you think?
--> '''Birdy:''' Fuck you.
--> '''Soviet:''' You made it so easy!
--> '''Birdy:''' I thought we were friends!
--> '''Soviet:''' We are! [[BlatantLies We have friendly fire privileges.]]
** [[TheDogBitesBack Birdy does get back at Soviet by having the server punish him for the teamkill with a time penalty, much to Soviet's dismay.]]
--> '''Soviet:''' You toxic bint!
* Soviet's team is mopping up the remaining resistance in a map and corners the enemy leader inside a building. [[MoreDakka Cue Soviet spraying his entire magazine through the walls.]]
--> '''Soviet:''' Did I get him?
--> ''(is instantly shot by the leader)''
* Soviet consistently fails to hit the enemy even at point blank range, resulting in him [[RageQuit rage-quitting and leaving his desk in frustration.]]
--> '''Soviet:''' REALLY?! Really? Really. ''(splutters)'' I give up, I don't know, I-- ''(is shot dead by the enemy)''
--> '''Bavon:''' Soviet?
--> '''Soviet:''' Fuck this shit!
--> '''Digby:''' You've let down the cause, Soviet.
--> '''Soviet:''' ''(in the distance)'' Fuck this shit!
** It gets better--annoyed by his continued inability to hit the enemy, Soviet arms himself with measuring equipment and a MAS-49 Battle Rifle and starts calculating the precise distance needed from positions to effectively use the latter's grenade launcher. [[PowerUp What follows]] [[SugarWiki/MomentofAwesome is a montage of Soviet wiping out entire swathes of players in a scale not seen since his rampage with the Doomsday Rounds.]]
--> '''Swat:''' ''(reading the Twitch chat)'' "I came from Soviet to see someone hit his targets. What a pleasure!" ''(laughs)''
--> '''Soviet:''' You may hit your targets, [[BondOneLiner but I HIT my targets.]]
--> ''(after nine people [[note]]a THIRD of the enemy team, as the subtitles helpfully point out[[/note]] are killed by a series of consecutive grenades)''
--> '''Digi:''' Alright, this is Soviet's world and we're just living in it.
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* The entire video is an incredible case of Black Comeda, with Soviet playing the part of a, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dancing lich]], terrifying the local ladies as a surprisingly well-acted, if completely disturbing character.

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* The entire video is an incredible case of Black Comeda, BlackComedy, with Soviet playing the part of a, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dancing lich]], terrifying the local ladies as a surprisingly well-acted, if completely disturbing character.
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* Soviet's confusion over Cyanide mentioning that "Creator/GalGadot is [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse Wonder]] [[Film/WonderWoman2017 Woman]]", thinking the name "Galga-dot" is of a Godzilla villain. When Cyanide noted that Gal Gadot isn't a common name, Womble replies, "Neither is Mothra".

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* Soviet's confusion over Cyanide mentioning that "Creator/GalGadot is [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse Wonder]] [[Film/WonderWoman2017 Woman]]", thinking the name "Galga-dot" is of a Godzilla villain. When Cyanide noted that Gal Gadot isn't a common name, Womble replies, "Neither "Nor is Mothra".
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* To rap up the video we get multiple instances of Soviet as Medic getting an Ubercharge (or at the very least, ''attempting'' to) only to be shut down every time, either by the enemy team (usually Quebec), him prematurely activating it, or getting separated from whoever he was Ubering, the final instance of it consists of him keeping his back against the wall once his Uber is ready, leading to a SFM animation where he is just moments away from activating it only for time to stop as Quebec lowers his Demoman disguise before backstabbing Soviet, much to the latter's [[{{Angrish}} anger]].
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!! '''Random ''[[VideoGame/MountAndBlade Mount & Blade: Warband]]'' Bullshittery''

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!! '''Random ''[[VideoGame/MountAndBlade Mount & Blade: Warband]]'' Bullshittery''Bullshittery'''

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