History Funny / SovietWomble

'''Cyanide''': I can pronounce the word that was difficult for him to pronounce just now [[Film/MaryPoppins ("Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious")]] because [[BlatantLies I... am]] [[ImplausibleDeniability not]] ''[[AlcoholInducedIdiocy dunk.]]''\\

---> '''Soviet''': Most of us met in '''VideoGame/DayZ''' and we've formed an everlasting bond of friendship and love and respect...\\

* The clan installs the [[RadioVoice Task Force Radio mod]], which Soviet almost instantly regrets once [[TelegraphGagSTOP everyone overuses "over" and "copy that"]], use it while in close proximity to the people they're talking to, and one of the points out you can [[SensoryAbuse change the volume of your voice to "Yelling."]]

* The incredibly chaotic event where [[HopeSpot just as the team is about to leave a mission site]], an enemy tank appears out of nowhere and utterly devastates the crew. As Soviet is left in the red, he notices an anti-launcher, limps towards it, the tank turns around and spots him, [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl he frantically screams]] as he fumbles as it comes barrelling towards him, [[spoiler:and then the scene [[SmashCut abruptly smash-cuts to something completely different.]]

** Cyanide gets fed up during "Random Arma 3 Bullshittery (part 5)" while trying to "impose Zen" on the server.
-->'''Cyanide''': SHUT THE FUCK UP! [[HypocriticalHumor I'm trying to impose Zen on this server, you dumb bitch]]!
-->'''Random 1''': Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
-->'''Random 2''': Weeengwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
-->'''Cyanide''': '''''[[SensoryAbuse BZZZZZZZZBTZBZTBZTZXZZZZZBTZBXZZBXZZBBZZZZZZZZZBZZBXZBZZXZXZBZZZXZZZZZZZZZT]]!!!'''''
-->'''Soviet''': AAAAHHHH!!! Owwwww...
-->'''Cyanide''': I... I, win!
-->'''Soviet''': There were no winners in this contest!
* The ''entire'' mess in "Random ''VideoGame/Portal2'' Bullshittery" of Soviet and Cyanide's [[EpicFail repeated misunderstandings and failures]] [[https://youtu.be/5viXaIJ7S5U?t=355 of properly coordinating a "3-2-1" countdown.]] [[ChainOfCorrections It somehow]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes so horribly wrong,]] you'd swear in any other context it'd be a lost Creator/AbbottAndCostello routine.
* Basically anything involving [=HolyN'Evil=]/Nevil and his [[TheUnintelligible bizarre, unintelligible speech.]]
--> '''Soviet''': "She sells sea shells on the sea shore."\\
'''Nevil''': Doeysell on da seesaw?\\
({{beat}})\\
'''Soviet''': Right, that's good enough.

'''Soviet''': There were no winners in this contest!\\

* Soviet's confusion towards nearby bird tweets while in a jungle, which he then realizes is just a teammate through the radio. This culminates in a BrickJoke later:
--> Soviet: Did you get that?\\
Teammate 1: ''(whistles)''\\

Teammate 2: Was that a bird?\\
Soviet: Urgh, just don't ask.

[[folder:CS:GO Bullshittery]]

* In the beginning of one game, a random tells the team to wait for their smoke to pop and cover their path before they move out. [[EpicFail It gets intercepted by one of them.]]
--> '''Cyanide''': [[SarcasmMode We're off to a great start, guys!]]
* When Cyanide "demonstrates how to correctly use a P90", he does so by accidentally reloading when an enemy is in front of him, who instantly guns him down.
* During a warm-up session, Soviet [[TheGadfly trails behind Cyanide to repeatedly stab him over and over]] [[LaserGuidedKarma before somehow getting shot by Edberg]] ''through'' Cyanide.
* After Soviet gets shot by a sniper:
--> '''Soviet''': Oh god, I got AWP'd, how's that? Is that helpful?\\
'''[=GlasS_=]''': That's [[IncrediblyLamePun awp]]fully helpful.\\
'''Soviet''': [[LamePunReaction Oh, fuck you.]]\\
'''[=GlasS_=]''': Sorry.
* "There's no one there, hint hint." "Stop ghosting! It's not fun!" Cut to 60 seconds later where [[ComicallyMissingThePoint everyone is making]] [[LiteralMinded spooky ghost noises]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg (and one guy who makes...]] [[TheImmodestOrgasm suggestive noises).]]

* "This isn't the killing house no more! This is real life!"
--> '''Quebec''': This isn't the killing house. It's a killing bungalow.
* At one point, Cyanide asks for Soviet's gun, and insists because Soviet's [[BlatantLies "at low health" despite blatantly being at 100%.]] Soviet retorts by instead giving him a live smoke grenade.
* Cyanide's brief stint [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential with admin privileges.]]
--> '''Edberg''': Night time.\\
'''Cyanide''': Daytime!\\
'''Edberg''': Night time.\\
'''Cyanide''': Daytime... ''(blinds Soviet)''
** Immediately followed by Cyanide slapping then eventually slaying Soviet to his audible annoyance and Cyanide's glee.
* In one game, Soviet picks up an enemy's AK-47, followed by his clan's restrained laughter. 23 seconds later, he engages an enemy and realizes:
-->'''Soviet''': ''[[ItWorksBetterWithBullets (click click click)]]'' [[OhCrap Oh god,]] [[FailedASpotCheck THE GUN'S GOT NO AMMO!]] ''(sniped as the chat bursts into laughter)''
* Cyanide setting his mouse sensitivity to 100, [[HilarityEnsues which goes as well as you'd expect.]]
-->'''Cyanide''': We're in good hands... I've figured out my aim, it's just-- ''(sees an enemy and wildly opens fire)'' [[SuddenlyShouting -- SMALL MOVEMENTS! SMALL ADJUSTMENTS!]] ''(gets shot)''
* Cyanide changes his name [[SmallNameBigEgo "to something that more accurately reflects my stature in this community"]]: "ZF CYANIDE RECOGNISE ME IM FAMUS". Later, [[TheFriendNobodyLikes he nearly-instantly ends up getting unanimously votebanned off by his teammates.]]
* At the end of the video, Soviet manages to sneakily [[InTheBack kill Moogle with a stab to the back without him noticing]] (before getting gunned down, but never mind!). Later, Cyanide tries to do the same thing and gets within stabbing range, but Moogle simply notices him and blasts his head off.
--> '''Cyanide''': [[RageQuit I quit, I hate this game.]]

* During a game, Cyanide realizes they left the bomb behind, which was his job:
-->'''Soviet''': Whenever you do something awesome, it's [[ItsAllAboutMe "Oh, look at me!"]], and then whenever you fuck up, it's [[NeverMyFault "Oh, we're a team."]]\\
'''Cyanide''': [[BlatantLies That's how teamwork works!]]
* After Edberg picks up an enemy AWP for the next round, three of his teammates clamor for it, undercut with sounds of [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"]] [[TheGadfly He proceeds to just throw it on a roof.]]
* As Soviet picks up a new gun:
--> '''Teammate''': [[CallBack Does this one]] [[NeverLiveItDown have ammo in it, Soviet?]]\\
'''Soviet''': Shut up.
** Afterwards, Soviet empties out his gun's magazine right before he dies. 20 seconds later, Cyanide picks it up in the middle of a firefight, and it goes as well as you'd expect.
--> '''Soviet''': How does it feel, Cyanide?\\
'''Cyanide''': Why would you drop a gun with no ammo?!\\
'''Soviet''': [[CaptainObvious 'cause I died!]]
* Cyanide's story of how he got a new girl in Teamspeak named Elenii and a regular named Echo together in a room [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext and had them participate in a Jewish wedding.]]
--> '''Soviet''': [[LetMeGetThisStraight So, sorry, bear with me for a minute,]] are you saying you basically took an Englishman and German woman and forced them to partake in a Jewish ShotgunWedding?\\
'''Cyanide''': Yes.\\
'''Soviet''': And did she say yes?\\
'''Cyanide''': Yes. It irritated the shit out of--\\
'''Echo''': No no no, ''no one'' said yes, it was just a glass smashed and a mazel tov and everyone said "Yep!"
* After everyone's attempts to "juggle" their guns by throwing it in the air to catch it again, one of them decides to go the extra mile and ''shoot'' his gun mid-air. [[EpicFail It flies off onto the roof of a multi-story building.]]
* A ZF member named Kaffe plays some soundboarded clips as the group is setting up, much to the annoyance of Soviet. Echo asks for him to play the [[CrossesTheLineTwice "ISIS Theme Tune"]]... and then he plays [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8 this.]]
** Later on, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qExK9TlJqRY he then plays this]], which sends everybody, Soviet included, into hysterics.
* The entire second half of the video is dedicated to a session involving a DrinkingGame: Drink for every death, and if someone gets a knife kill, everyone drinks (later, Cyanide adds that getting killed by a knife calls for 3 drinks). [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy It doesn't take long]] [[HilarityEnsues for things to go hilariously wrong.]]
** Throughout the game, Blair repeatedly complains about his liquor, [[ATankardOfMooseUrine a cucumber and spinach vodka called "Oddka."]]
---> '''Blair''': Oh, mine is quite alright, actually. ''(Beat)'' Oh! Never mind!
** 9 shots in, Soviet begins giggling uncontrollably. It's quite contagious. It gets even worse as he has to take ''even more.''
** 15 shots in, Cyanide begins ragging on Soviet:
---> '''Cyanide''': ''[[HypocriticalHumor (slurred and slowly)]]'' Soviet, you can't hold your alcohol worth a shit.\\
'''Teammate''': [[LampshadeHanging Cyanide, you're fucking slurring yourself!]]\\
'''Cyanide''': I can pronounce the word that was difficult for him to pronounce just now [[Film/MaryPoppins ("Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious")]] because [[BlatantLies I... am]] [[ImplausibleDeniability not]] ''[[AlcoholInducedIdiocy dunk.]]''\\
'''Cyanide''': THIS, IS JUST, A FORM OF COMMUNICATION, THAT LETS ME, TALK TO, EASIER...
** How does the game end? [[spoiler: At ''18+ shots'', Soviet's player character is simply staring off into the sky. Apparently, Soviet got so drunk he physically wandered off the stream and forgot he was doing one.]]

* Soviet picks up an AWP at the end of the round and asks if anyone wants it. Once everyone asks for it, he decides he's going to keep it for the round.
-->'''[=CartonWaffle=]''': Alright, then.\\
''(3 seconds later)''\\
[[spoiler: ''(cut to Soviet shot by his teammates)'']]
* This simple bit:
-->'''Soviet''': Tunnel!\\
''(Cyanide gets close and instantly gets killed)''\\
'''Soviet''': ''(turning around)'' [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat The other one!]]
* The entire [[https://youtu.be/JRiLk9qw59Y?t=402 "sound test"]] incident:
-->'''Soviet''': What's automatic voice gain control-- Oh... [[TemptingFate Can you guys all start speaking? Simultaneously]]?
* The entire bit where Cyanide and [[InsistentTerminology Cyanide's Hot Girlfriend]] are playing in tandem with a single mouse and keyboard. Considering how Cyanide's Hot Girlfriend seems pretty unfamiliar with gaming, it goes as chaotically hilarious as you'd expect.
** During one instance where Cyanide's Hot Girlfriend has the mouse, she ends up aiming at completely the wrong space ''in the sky'' and gets both of them killed, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent but the text chat pops up with Edberg saying "still better than womble".]]

* As the game is setting up, Cyanide announces he's "going to do something people do every day." Cut to sounds of him ''[[ToiletHumor pissing on stream]] [[RefugeInAudacity in front of 1000+ people.]]''
-->'''Soviet''': NO WAY. ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis NO. FUCKING. WAY.]]'' YOU ARE A FUCKING ANIMAL.
* Cyanide's abrupt decision to rebrand himself as the NiceGuy as a response to a Reddit thread. It lasts for all of seven seconds before Nep announces [[InnocentInnuendo "I'm peeking]] [[ObligatoryJoke Banana."]]
* Soviet comes up with a rather bizarre theory:
--> '''Soviet''': I find that I often do better at ''VideoGame/CounterStrike'' [[ToiletHumor whenever I really, really need to poo.]] I think there's a correlation there.\\
'''Teammate 1''': So you're saying you need [[AssShove something up your bumhole?]]\\
'''Teammate 2''': Well that doesn't really matter, you're always full of shit!
* At the end of a round, Sheep picks up a Negev for Cyanide. [[TheGadfly Then he immediately throws it over a fence,]] sending Cyanide flying into a white-hot RageQuit.

* The very beginning of the video, which may as well be an EstablishingSeriesMoment (and is the first video found upon clicking onto [=SovietWomble's=] channel):
---> '''Teammate 1''': The key to winning a game of CS:GO is to keep good positivity and trust each other.\\
'''Entire Team''': Shut the fuck up.
** A similar moment happens soon after:
---> '''Soviet''': Most of us met in '''VideoGame/DayZ''' and we've formed an everlasting bond of friendship and love and respect...\\
'''Edberg''': Fuck you.\\
'''Soviet''': Yes...
* "That round only took 34 seconds. Name of Soviet's sex tape, volume 3."
* Cyanide: "Sovieeeet! Cake called me fat!"
-->'''Cake''': I did not!\\
'''Soviet''': You ''are'' fat.\\
'''Cyanide''': [[InelegantBlubbering (loud wailing)]]\\
'''[=TeamSpeak=] Announcer''': User left your channel.\\
'''[=TheGuyNamedWaffle=]''': Not sure if he RageQuit or [[ExtremeOmnivore ate the microphone...]]
* Soviet and Nep approach a doorway:
--> '''Soviet''': You first.\\
'''Nep''': Why me?\\
'''Soviet''': Women and children first.\\
'''Nep''': I have a... ''(sighs, then [[DisproportionateRetribution guns Soviet down]])''
* The clan has a game with two randoms who are speaking in voice chat. Then Cyanide and Nep proceed to spam the voice chat in Russian accents.
--> '''Nep''': Motherfucker, I will report you to my boyfriend, do you know who my boyfriend is? It's [[UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin Putin!]]
* Unlike Soviet's [[RunningGag usual problem with thrown grenades,]] one snippet features him throwing a smoke grenade that accidentally hits a small bar of a metal sign, sending it falling through the platforms. Thankfully for him, nobody else sees it.
* As the clan is organizing in Teamspeak, Cyanide is texting:
--> '''Cyanide''': How do you spell "luscious"?\\
'''Soviet''': L-U-S-C-C-I-O-U-S-T.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Cyanide''': [[LateToThePunchline ...what!? Fuck off!]]
* Cyanide is the last man standing:
--> '''Neptune''': I swear to god if you don't get this, I will ''[[ThatCameOutWrong fuck]]''[[note]]actually "beat"[[/note]], [[ThatCameOutWrong the shit out of you!]]\\
'''Cyanide''': Oh OKAY! I am not fucking... ''(completely disarms himself and charges the enemy)'' COME 'ERE! COME 'ERE!''(dies)''
* Honestly, the fucking Mars Curiosity Rover gets better ping than I do!"

* "Why do you have a Deagle, Moogle?"
--> '''Moogle''': Because it's Thursday.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Soviet''': ''(laughs)'' What?
* "Cyanide, that's a good point, we now need to reveal that we're the owners of CSGOLOTTERY.CO.UK.ORG, don't we, yes?"
* The moment when Edberg sees a target's silhouette through smoke and he shoots, but then it turns out it's Moogle, getting him banned.
* The rather [[OverlyLongGag extended]] sequence of Cyanide relaying random fun facts to annoy the ZF clan.
---> '''Cyanide''': He's on Z! [[TooMuchInformation And a tapir has the largest penis-to-body ratio of any animal!]]
** After several minutes, the entire chat gets fed up:
---> '''Soviet''': Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!\\
'''Cyanide''': You have unsubscribed from Cyanide Fun Facts!\\
'''Soviet''': Thank you!\\
'''Cyanide''': You have now subscribed to Cyanide Gorilla Facts! Did you know--\\
'''Soviet''': ''NOOOO, NOOOO, NOOOO--''
* "Someone in my chat is called 'Womble's Dignity' and he just timed out." [[IResembleThatRemark This is said moments before]] Soviet comes across a prone enemy, gets up close, but then [[EpicFail the enemy unknowingly moves out of the way, notices Soviet and kills him.]]

* Near the beginning, Cyanide begins with [[CallBack "Did you know?"]] before everybody frantically tells him to stop.
* The revelation that [[TheUnintelligible Nevil]] ''types'' in broken English.
---> "i still not BOTTOM FARGH"
** In a very CrossesTheLineTwice bit of humor, the clan remembers that Nevil is divorced.
---> '''Soviet''': They had communication trouble.\\
''(beat, before abruptly cutting to the next scene)''
** Later, Nevil attempts to save[[labelnote:*]]Try to survive until the next round to keep a favored weapon[[/labelnote]], [[PlayerTic casually unloading his bullets]] when the enemy wins as he waits for the next round. The instant he runs out and before the round begins, he gets gibbed by an enemy out of nowhere, causing the entire chat to burst into laughter.
* Moogle invites Soviet to see something mind-blowing during the warm-up: [[MundaneObjectAmazement the second-floor interior of a building that most people miss.]] Moogle expresses disappointment for Soviet not appreciating it as much, leading to a brief argument of how anyone could see it just from entering the room, then later as they're at spawn:
--> '''Soviet''': Can I blow your mind? [[DeadpanSnarker Look, there's an APC right over there.]]\\
'''Moogle''': [[MundaneObjectAmazement Noooo way!]]\\
'''Soviet''': The things you notice when you have ''eyes.''
* "dis game is like your mother. its a shit."
* The clan invites a new player to join in a game. It's '''UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}'''.
--> '''Jesus''': Just bear in mind, it will take me three days to respawn.
* The entire bit about Soviet being followed on Twitch by "Soviet's Right Nipple", [[ItMakesSenseInContext leading to a brief panic when he realizes his nipples are asymmetrical.]]
* After Soviet is the last person alive and plants the bomb, he waits to find the last two enemies. When they show up, they simultaneously open fire on Soviet once he shows up, then ''[[ATeamFiring proceed to miss nearly every shot]]'' as Soviet takes them both down. This is framed with a dramatic closeup, slow motion, and is inexplicably underscored with [[Franchise/PowerRangers "Go Go Power Rangers"]].
* [[BigEater Cyanide]] eats during the game, and in his words, "When I become sensual, [[TooMuchInformation I become]] [[TheImmodestOrgasm vocal."]] At one point, Soviet pulls out his dedicated "mute Cyanide" button on his keyboard.

* The clan has a game with two randoms who are speaking in voice chat. When Soviet enables their voices, it turns out it's a Russian couple angrily arguing with each other.
--> '''Random''': Motherfucker, I will report you to my boyfriend, do you know who my boyfriend is? It's [[UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin Putin!]]

'''Cyanide''': Oh OKAY! I am not fucking... ''(completely disarms himself and charges the enemy)'' COME 'ERE! ''(dies)''

* In one game, Soviet picks up an enemy's AK47, followed by his clan's restrained laughter. 23 seconds later, he engages an enemy and realizes:

* In one game, Soviet picks up an enemy's P90, followed by his clan's restrained laughter. 23 seconds later, he engages an enemy and realizes:

* The clan invites a new player to join in a game. It's '''UsefulNotes/Jesus'''.

-->'''Womble''': Hehehe... Have you put the mic up your nose?"

-->'''Womble''': AAAAHHHH!!! Owwwww...

-->'''Womble''': There were no winners in this contest!
* Cyanide's snarky remark at a very quick round in "Random CS:GO Bullshittery (Part 6)".
-->'''Cyanide''': ''That Round Only Took 34 Seconds''. Name of Soviet Womble's sex tape, volume 3.
** There's also this little gem from the same video:
-->'''Cyanide''': Sovieeeet! Cake called me fat!
-->'''Cake''': I did not!
-->'''Womble''': You ''are'' fat.
-->'''Cyanide''': [[InelegantBlubbering *loud wailing*]]
-->'''[=TeamSpeak=] Announcer''': User left your channel.
-->'''[=TheGuyNamedWaffle=]''': Not sure if he RageQuit or [[ExtremeOmnivore ate the microphone...]]
* The entire [[https://youtu.be/JRiLk9qw59Y?t=402 "sound test"]] incident from "Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 4)":
-->'''Womble''': What's automatic voice gain control--- Oh... [[TemptingFate Can you guys all start speaking? Simultaneously]]?
* The fact that, as shown in CSGO Bullshittery part 8, Womble has a dedicated 'mute Cyanide' button on his keyboard.
* The ''entire'' mess in "Random ''VideoGame/Portal2'' Bullshittery" of Womble and Cyanide's [[EpicFail repeated misunderstandings and failures]] [[https://youtu.be/5viXaIJ7S5U?t=355 of properly coordinating a "3-2-1" countdown.]] [[ChainOfCorrections It somehow]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes so horribly wrong,]] you'd swear in any other context it'd be a lost Creator/AbbottAndCostello routine.

--> '''Womble''': "She sells sea shells on the sea shore."\\

'''Womble''': Right, that's good enough.
** In a moment not involving his [[TheUnintelligible speech]], "Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 8)" has him attempt to save[[labelnote:*]]Try to survive until the next round to keep a favored weapon[[/labelnote]], [[PlayerTic casually unloading his bullets]] when the enemy wins as he waits for the next round. The instant he runs out and before the round begins, he instantly gets gibbed by an enemy out of nowhere, causing the entire chat to burst into laughter.

* The entire [[https://youtu.be/JRiLk9qw59Y?t=402 "sound test" incident from "Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 4)":

* Basically anything involving HolyN'Evil/Nevil and his [[TheUnintelligible bizarre, unintelligible speech.]]

** In a moment not involving his [[TheUnintelligible speech]], "Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 8)" has him attempt to save[[note]]Try to survive until the next round to keep a favored weapon[[/note]], [[PlayerTic casually unloading his bullets]] when the enemy wins as he waits for the next round. The instant he runs out and before the round begins, he instantly gets gibbed by an enemy out of nowhere.

** Cyanide gets fed up in one team speak chat when he was trying to "impose Zen" on the server.
-->'''Cyanide''': SHUT THE FUCK UP! [[HypocriticalHumor I'm trying to impose Zen on this server you dumb bitch]]!

** And of course, someone [[https://twitter.com/TheRenejay/status/749636745940070400 couldn't resist]]
* This little gem from "Random CS:GO Bullshittery (Part 6)":

-->'''Cyanide''': *loud wailing*

* The entire "sound test" incident.

-->'''Edberg''': You are a faggot.
-->'''Gambit''': Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
-->'''Cyanide''': No no no no no no.
-->'''Womble''': Testing, testing, testing.
-->'''Edberg''': Bup bup bup bup bup buu duh. Fag. Fag.
-->'''Gambit''': Fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
-->'''Womble''': Okay, that's enough.
-->'''Cyanide''': Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
-->'''Edberg''': Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot.
-->'''Womble''': That's enough!
-->'''Cyanide''': [=HhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH=]...
-->'''Gambit''': Fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
-->'''Edberg''': Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot.
-->'''Cyanide''': It's fine! Thank you!
-->'''Gambit''': Fag fag fag fag fag---
-->'''Edberg''': Faggot, faggot, faggot---
-->'''Cyanide''': Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---
-->'''[MUTE]'''
-->'''Womble''': Right, that's enough of that. [giggling]
-->'''[UNMUTE]'''
-->'''Gambit''': Fag fag fag fag---
-->'''Cyanide''': Hhhhhhhhhhhh---
-->'''Kaffe''': What the hell---
-->'''[MUTE]'''
-->'''[UNMUTE]'''
-->'''Gambit''': Fag fag fag fag fag---
-->'''Cyanide''': [=OooooOOOOOOoooooo=]---
-->'''[MUTE]'''
-->'''Womble''': They're still going!
-->'''[UNMUTE]'''
-->'''Edberg''': Huuh! Huuh! Huuh! Huuh!--- (subtitled as *weird sex noises*)
-->'''[MUTE]'''
-->'''Womble''': What the fuck is he doing?! Kay, one last time.
-->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg7ZrQKExIo [UNMUTE] ]]'''
-->'''Cyanide''': [[DreadfulMusician Huughh aaahhhh aahh haarr yyee neerrr aahh haarr yyee hheyy ahhh yyee]]---
-->'''Gambit''': Fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag---
-->'''[MUTE]'''
-->'''Womble''': [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone What have I done]]?
-->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLrt-IELUY8 [UNMUTE] ]]'''
-->'''Gambit''': [[OverlyLongGag Fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag]].
-->'''Cyanide''': Ugghhh! Ugghhh! Ugghhh! Ugghhh! Ugghhh! Ugghhh!
-->'''Womble''': Guys, come on! Dudes, come on! Come on shut the--- Kill it, man. [[SarcasmMode Thank you guys for the test, that was very appreciated]]. I think that's enough.
-->'''Cyanide''': Do you want another sound test?
-->'''Womble''': No! I'm fine.

* The ''entire'' mess in "Random ''VideoGame/Portal2'' Bullshittery" of Womble and Cyanide's [[EpicFail repeated misunderstandings and failures]] [[https://youtu.be/5viXaIJ7S5U?t=355 of properly coordinating a "3-2-1" countdown.]] [[ChainOfCorrections It somehow]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes so horribly wrong,]] you'd swear in any other context it'd be a lost Creator/AbbottAndCostello routine.

* The ''entire'' mess in "Random ''VideoGame/Portal2 Bullshittery" of Womble and Cyanide's [[EpicFail repeated misunderstandings and failures]] [[https://youtu.be/5viXaIJ7S5U?t=355 of properly coordinating a "3-2-1" countdown.]] [[ChainOfCorrections It somehow]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes so horribly wrong,]] you'd swear in any other context it'd be a lost Creator/AbbottAndCostello routine.

* The fact that, as shown in CSGO Bullshittery part 8, Womble has a dedicated 'mute Cyanide' button on his keyboard.

-->'''Womble''': No! I'm fine.

-->'''[=TheGuyNamedWaffle=]''': Not sure if he RageQuit or ate the microphone...

-->'''Womble''': But you are fat.

-->'''Womble''': What the fuck is he doing?! Kay, one last time!

-->'''Edbae''': You are a faggot.

-->'''Edbae''': Bup bup bup bup bup buu duh. Fag. Fag.

-->'''Edbae''': Faggot. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot.

-->'''Edbae''': Faggot. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot. Faggot.

-->'''Gambit''': Fag fag fag fag fag
-->'''Edbae''': Faggot. Faggot. Faggot

-->'''Gambit''': Fag fag fag fag fag
-->'''Cyanide''': [=OooooOOOOOOoooooo=]!!!

-->'''[UNMUTE]'''

-->'''[=TheGuyNamedWaffle=]''': Not sure if he RageQuit or ate the microphone...

* The antics on their team speak in general, particularly because they're able to set the audio filters or they do something obnoxiously loud.

-->'''Cyanide''': 'That round only took 34 seconds'. Name of Soviet Womble's sex tape, volume 3.

-->'''Cyanide''': *loud wailing*

* This little gem from "Random CS:GO Bullshittery (Part )":

-->'''Womble''': There were no winners in this contest!

* The sheer amount of terrified screaming and whimpering (mostly from Cyanide) in "Random Dead by Daylight Bullshittery".