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** Mackey gives a ton of impassioned, rage-fuelled, cuss-filled rants over this play to his cast. Again, ''they are kindergarteners.''
*** Firstly, he gives one to Kyle following his first attempt at playing Tooth Decay.
---> '''Mr. Mackey''': Oh, you're "trying"?! You call rolling your ''fat ass'' out on the stage and lazily blurting out your lines like a turtle takin' a ''shit'', you call that tryin'?! This play is supposed to change how people think, Kyle, ''GET IT FUCKIN' RIGHT!''
*** Second, he gives one to the whole cast.
---> '''Mr. Mackey''': Mmkay, in fifteen fucking minutes you're all not gonna care about this anymore, so I'm just gonna say what I need to say; that was the ''worst'' rehearsal we have ''ever'' had! We are ''two'' days away from opening, and you're all '''''FUCKIN' AROUND!''''' [...] ''You're not as good as you fuckin' think you are!'' You're already acting like you're a star and ''we haven't even opened yet!'' '''''OPEN YOUR FUCKIN' EYES, DENTAL FLOSS, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR SHOT!!!'''''
*** Third, he's in borderline ''DespairEventHorizon'' mode, brooding as he gives a hopeless speech about the whole ordeal to the cast.
---> '''Mr. Mackey''': I dunno what the goddamn problem is. Maybe you all don't know just how serious Tooth Decay is, maybe you all just don't give a ''fuck''. [...] [[ButtMonkey Kyle]], you have single-handedly destroyed all that which I have worked on [[ExtremelyLengthyCreation for the past six years]]. And so I want you to know, once and for all Kyle, why this whole dental hygiene thing is so important to me. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Two years ago]], I lost my father to Tooth Decay...
*** Firstly, he gives one to Kyle following his first attempt at playing Tooth Decay.
---> '''Mr. Mackey''': Oh, you're "trying"?! You call rolling your ''fat ass'' out on the stage and lazily blurting out your lines like a turtle takin' a ''shit'', you call that tryin'?! This play is supposed to change how people think, Kyle, ''GET IT FUCKIN' RIGHT!''
*** Second, he gives one to the whole cast.
---> '''Mr. Mackey''': Mmkay, in fifteen fucking minutes you're all not gonna care about this anymore, so I'm just gonna say what I need to say; that was the ''worst'' rehearsal we have ''ever'' had! We are ''two'' days away from opening, and you're all '''''FUCKIN' AROUND!''''' [...] ''You're not as good as you fuckin' think you are!'' You're already acting like you're a star and ''we haven't even opened yet!'' '''''OPEN YOUR FUCKIN' EYES, DENTAL FLOSS, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR SHOT!!!'''''
*** Third, he's in borderline ''DespairEventHorizon'' mode, brooding as he gives a hopeless speech about the whole ordeal to the cast.
---> '''Mr. Mackey''': I dunno what the goddamn problem is. Maybe you all don't know just how serious Tooth Decay is, maybe you all just don't give a ''fuck''. [...] [[ButtMonkey Kyle]], you have single-handedly destroyed all that which I have worked on [[ExtremelyLengthyCreation for the past six years]]. And so I want you to know, once and for all Kyle, why this whole dental hygiene thing is so important to me. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Two years ago]], I lost my father to Tooth Decay...
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--> '''Kyle''': ''(singing along)'' Oh, no, Dental Floss! What will I do?
--> '''Mr. Mackey''': '''''FLAT! YOU'RE FLAT!!!'''''
--> '''Mr. Mackey''': '''''FLAT! YOU'RE FLAT!!!'''''
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* When the CDC tests the children for sex edition by showing them a graphic painting, Kenny actually ''cheers''.
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* When the CDC tests the children for sex edition addiction by showing them a graphic painting, Kenny actually ''cheers''.
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* This doozy of a pun: "We checked the PH levels; it was all Pee, no H."
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* While both a sad moment and full on NightmareFuel, it's rather funny that even in a completely different universe and medium from ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'', the old blockhead Charlie Brown ''still'' can't catch a break, making it more humorous it's implied the leg Charlie loses in the terrorist attack is the ''very same one'' he uses to try kicking the football from Lucy.
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* The Council of Nine tries to get Butters to imagine Santa Claus back into existence. What's the first thing Butters imagines? His father.
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* The Council of Nine tries to get Butters to imagine Santa Claus back into existence. What's the first thing Butters imagines? His father.father, who immediately grounds him and then turns into a demon before Butters fades him out of existence.
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* Kyle breaking into Stan's bedroom in the middle of the night to explain how he's actually helping the crack babies. Stan barely even reacts.
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* When the CDC tests the children for sex edition by showing them a graphic painting, Kenny actually ''cheers''.
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* There is something funny about Kyle going on about his ugliness to the point of [[RageAgainstTheHeavens blaming God]] for being a "deformed monstrosity" when he's [[InformedDeformity drawn to look like all the other kids in his class]]. [[AllForNothing Made even funnier when it turns out he wasn't the ugliest kid after all.]]
