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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7943281 AUX]]": The Justice League in a roadtrip.
** Green Lantern was stuck with Superman singing Carly Rae Jepsen. In her voice. Dancing. For two hours.
** Green Lantern was stuck with Superman singing Carly Rae Jepsen. In her voice. Dancing. For two hours.
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7943281 AUX]]": The Justice League in a roadtrip.
road trip.
** Green Lantern was stuck with Superman singingCarly Rae Jepsen.MUsic/CarlyRaeJepsen. In her voice. Dancing. For two hours.
** Green Lantern was stuck with Superman singing
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* In "Hostile Work Environment", Clark rescues Lois from getting arrested at the cost of her dignity. Her reaction is represented by an imaginary headline:
-->'''''Local Reporter Murders Other, Inferior Reporter'''''\\
''Victim Totally Deserved It, Witnesses Report''\\
''Scientists Baffled By Number Of Knives Able To Fit In Human Body''
-->'''''Local Reporter Murders Other, Inferior Reporter'''''\\
''Victim Totally Deserved It, Witnesses Report''\\
''Scientists Baffled By Number Of Knives Able To Fit In Human Body''
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Merry Christmas!
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-->''[[AskAStupidQuestion "A ghost."]]''"]]''
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** Chapter 8, featuring Bruce playing video games with Tim. He’s perfectly fine while playing [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Five Nights at Freddy’s]], gets Barbara to play [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Super Smash Bros]] for him to prank Tim, and is baffled by the lack of kale in video games, going so far as to start up a studio specifically to make kale-themed video games.
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oh that was ao3 cutting off the image, not the image cutting off the word. hrm
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"There is no graceful way for a database to distinguish between villains who need help, and [[CurseCutShort assh]]"\\assholes."\\
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"[[LampshadeHanging I should have put this in a database but I didn't think it'd get this long.]]"]]"\\
"Tried importing this into Access but it crashed."\\
"Called Bill about his shitty software but it turned into a conversation about malaria."\\
"Donated a half million to fight malaria, Access still doesn't work."
"Tried importing this into Access but it crashed."\\
"Called Bill about his shitty software but it turned into a conversation about malaria."\\
"Donated a half million to fight malaria, Access still doesn't work."
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"I get that your planet's dead but this isn't a contest."
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"There is no graceful way for a database to distinguish between villains who need help, and [[CurseCutShort assh]]"\\
"[[FourTwentyBlazeIt 420]]: I am a grown man and I cannot take this number seriously."\\
"Tim keeps using the monitor setup in the Batcave to watch [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse cartoons about gay rocks]]."\\
"[[LampshadeHanging I should have put this in a database but I didn't think it'd get this long.]]"
"There is no graceful way for a database to distinguish between villains who need help, and [[CurseCutShort assh]]"\\
"[[FourTwentyBlazeIt 420]]: I am a grown man and I cannot take this number seriously."\\
"Tim keeps using the monitor setup in the Batcave to watch [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse cartoons about gay rocks]]."\\
"[[LampshadeHanging I should have put this in a database but I didn't think it'd get this long.]]"
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* [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8613352 Nominal]]: Bruce has a spreadsheet titled "Reasons I am sad". There are tabs for "Legitimate" ("I watched my parents get murdered"), illegitimate:
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* [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8613352 Nominal]]: Bruce has a spreadsheet titled "Reasons I am sad". There are tabs for "Legitimate" ("I Legitimate:
---> "I watched my parents getmurdered"), illegitimate:murdered"\\
"Watching my parents get murdered is apparently not enough for some people."
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---> "I'm 99.99% sure [[{{Yellowface}} Ra's al Ghul is a white guy]] but I'm white so I can't say anything about it. I just have to keep my mouth shut while he tells people he's the immortal leader of a secretive society of assassins from the mystical Orient. He actually says 'the Orient'. He's been doing this for years and I don't understand why no one has said anything."
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---> "I'm 99.99% sure [[{{Yellowface}} Ra's al Ghul is a white guy]] but I'm white so I can't say anything about it. I "\\
"I just have to keep my mouth shut while he tells people he's the immortal leader of a secretive society of assassins from the mystical Orient. He actually says 'the Orient'. He's "\\
"He's been doing this for years and I don't understand why no one has said anything."
"I just have to keep my mouth shut while he tells people he's the immortal leader of a secretive society of assassins from the mystical Orient. He actually says 'the Orient'.
"He's been doing this for years and I don't understand why no one has said anything."
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---> "I get that your planet's dead but this isn't a contest."
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"I get that your planet's dead but this isn't a contest."
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i don't actually know much about Ra's al Ghul, can you tell?
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---> "I'm 99.99% sure [[{{Brownface}} [[{{Yellowface}} Ra's al Ghul is a white guy]] but I'm white so I can't say anything about it.it. I just have to keep my mouth shut while he tells people he's the immortal leader of a secretive society of assassins from the mystical Orient. He actually says 'the Orient'. He's been doing this for years and I don't understand why no one has said anything."
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a clearer pothole in this context i think
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8002432 Let's Dance]]": The premise? The Justice League is stuck watching a ghost ballet. They need a backup dancer to lift the curse, ''buuuuut''...
** Flash learned the girl parts from the Nutcracker because he wanted to show his support to a friend.
** That leaves Batman, who is casually knowledgeable about the act structure of Swan Lake because of ''course'' he is. Superman assures Batman they won't make fun of him for his sacrifice. The other Leaguers refuse to commit to that until the Dark Knight threatens them with blackmail.
** Flash learned the girl parts from the Nutcracker because he wanted to show his support to a friend.
** That leaves Batman, who is casually knowledgeable about the act structure of Swan Lake because of ''course'' he is. Superman assures Batman they won't make fun of him for his sacrifice. The other Leaguers refuse to commit to that until the Dark Knight threatens them with blackmail.
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8002432 Let's Dance]]": The premise? The Justice League is stuck watching a ghost ballet. They The ghosts are stuck in a loop because they're missing their male lead and they need a backup dancer to lift the curse, ''buuuuut''...
** Of the Leaguers assembled, nobody knows how to dance ballet except for Flashlearned and Batman.
** Flash only knows thegirl parts from Nutcracker, and then only the Nutcracker "girl parts" because he wanted learned them to show his support to for a friend.
** That leaves Batman, who can not only dance ballet because of ''course'' he can, but is casually knowledgeable about the act structure of Swan Lake because of ''course'' he is. Superman assures Batman they won't make fun of him for hissacrifice."sacrifice". The other Leaguers refuse to commit to that until the Dark Knight threatens them with blackmail.
** Of the Leaguers assembled, nobody knows how to dance ballet except for Flash
** Flash only knows the
** That leaves Batman, who can not only dance ballet because of ''course'' he can, but is casually knowledgeable about the act structure of Swan Lake because of ''course'' he is. Superman assures Batman they won't make fun of him for his
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I know there's gotta be tropes for both defacing art to add stuff to it, and for showing parents showing their kids' art off, like usually in the context of fridges and magnets, but good luck googling "fridge art" on this godforsaken website
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** And while the list that eventually replaces it, "Reasons not to be sad" is largely an exercise in heartwarming, one collection of entries stands out; Tim draws a little mustache man with a monocle popping out in the corner of what he thought was a cheap painting, but turned out to be an original Dali that Bruce won at a charity auction. To Bruce, '''"This is the funniest fucking thing that has ever happened"''', and he's having it framed in a much nicer frame, one with a plaque on it, and he's hanging it in corporate headquarters where everyone can see it.
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** Superman assures Batman they won't make fun of him for his sacrifice. The other Leaguers refuse to commit to that until the Dark Knight threatens them with blackmail.
** Wonder Woman and Green Lantern really get into the ballet.
** Wonder Woman and Green Lantern really get into the ballet.
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** That leaves Batman, who is casually knowledgeable about the act structure of Swan Lake because of ''course'' he is. Superman assures Batman they won't make fun of him for his sacrifice. The other Leaguers refuse to commit to that until the Dark Knight threatens them with blackmail.
** Wonder Woman and Green Lantern really get into theballet.ballet.
** Batman doffs his gloves, cape, and cowl to better dance his role. Wonder Woman holds onto them for him- by wearing them herself.
** Superman's abject hatred of ghosts
-->''The Flash's face scrunched in vague confusion, looking Superman over. "Who hurt you?"''
-->''[[AskAStupidQuestion "A ghost."]]''
** Wonder Woman and Green Lantern really get into the
** Batman doffs his gloves, cape, and cowl to better dance his role. Wonder Woman holds onto them for him- by wearing them herself.
** Superman's abject hatred of ghosts
-->''The Flash's face scrunched in vague confusion, looking Superman over. "Who hurt you?"''
-->''[[AskAStupidQuestion "A ghost."]]''
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* [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8614663/chapters/19876546 Batman]] gives the creator of the [[ATrueStoryInMyUniverse Batman TV show]] some suggestions.
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* [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8614663/chapters/19876546 Batman]] gives the creator of the [[ATrueStoryInMyUniverse Batman TV show]] some suggestions.suggestions.
* The Iguana Talk.
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8074405 Matches]]" reveals that Bruce's criminal identity actually started with a bad Columbo impersonation, and he got stuck with it.
** Dick freaking out over it. And his complaining because Bruce really can't tell a story worth shit.
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7943281 AUX]]": The Justice League in a roadtrip.
** Green Lantern was stuck with Superman singing Carly Rae Jepsen. In her voice. Dancing. For two hours.
** Batman putting Green Arrow in a Ford Fiesta.
** Flash bemoans he never gets attractive battle damage - it's always that rip right over his singed eyebrow or the fat roll on his butt...
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8002432 Let's Dance]]": The premise? The Justice League is stuck watching a ghost ballet. They need a backup dancer to lift the curse, ''buuuuut''...
** Flash learned the girl parts from the Nutcracker because he wanted to show his support to a friend.
** Superman assures Batman they won't make fun of him for his sacrifice. The other Leaguers refuse to commit to that until the Dark Knight threatens them with blackmail.
** Wonder Woman and Green Lantern really get into the ballet.
* The Iguana Talk.
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8074405 Matches]]" reveals that Bruce's criminal identity actually started with a bad Columbo impersonation, and he got stuck with it.
** Dick freaking out over it. And his complaining because Bruce really can't tell a story worth shit.
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7943281 AUX]]": The Justice League in a roadtrip.
** Green Lantern was stuck with Superman singing Carly Rae Jepsen. In her voice. Dancing. For two hours.
** Batman putting Green Arrow in a Ford Fiesta.
** Flash bemoans he never gets attractive battle damage - it's always that rip right over his singed eyebrow or the fat roll on his butt...
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8002432 Let's Dance]]": The premise? The Justice League is stuck watching a ghost ballet. They need a backup dancer to lift the curse, ''buuuuut''...
** Flash learned the girl parts from the Nutcracker because he wanted to show his support to a friend.
** Superman assures Batman they won't make fun of him for his sacrifice. The other Leaguers refuse to commit to that until the Dark Knight threatens them with blackmail.
** Wonder Woman and Green Lantern really get into the ballet.
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** Chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and [[Heartwarming/SorrowfulAndImmaculateHearts Bruce just rolls with it]].
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** Chapter 1: Tim Drake discovered the Batcave while he was searching for the wifi. "I might have hecked up" indeed.
** Chapter 3: TimDrake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and [[Heartwarming/SorrowfulAndImmaculateHearts Bruce just rolls with it]].
** Chapter 3: Tim
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* [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8614663/chapters/19876546 Batman]] gives the creator of the [[ATrueStoryInMyUniverse Batman TV show]] some suggestions.
* [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8614663/chapters/19876546 Batman]] gives the creator of the [[ATrueStoryInMyUniverse Batman TV show]] some suggestions.
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8613352 Nominal]: Bruce has a spreadsheet titled "Reasons I am sad". There are tabs for "Legitimate" ("I watched my parents get murdered"), illegitimate:
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8613352 Nominal]: Nominal]]: Bruce has a spreadsheet titled "Reasons I am sad". There are tabs for "Legitimate" ("I watched my parents get murdered"), illegitimate:
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** Chapter 7, "Bruce Wayne Banned From Walmart," in its entirety
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** Chapter 7, "Bruce Wayne Banned From Walmart," in its entiretyentirety
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8613352 Nominal]: Bruce has a spreadsheet titled "Reasons I am sad". There are tabs for "Legitimate" ("I watched my parents get murdered"), illegitimate:
---> "I've been pronouncing 'chupacabra' wrong and I just found out."
** Questionable:
---> "I'm 99.99% sure [[UnfortunateImplications Ra's al Ghul is a white guy]] but I'm white so I can't say anything about it."
** And, by far the longest list, Petty:
---> "Can't mention I'm sad about being an orphan without [[ComicBook/Superman Clark]] going :/"
---> "I get that your planet's dead but this isn't a contest."
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8613352 Nominal]: Bruce has a spreadsheet titled "Reasons I am sad". There are tabs for "Legitimate" ("I watched my parents get murdered"), illegitimate:
---> "I've been pronouncing 'chupacabra' wrong and I just found out."
** Questionable:
---> "I'm 99.99% sure [[UnfortunateImplications Ra's al Ghul is a white guy]] but I'm white so I can't say anything about it."
** And, by far the longest list, Petty:
---> "Can't mention I'm sad about being an orphan without [[ComicBook/Superman Clark]] going :/"
---> "I get that your planet's dead but this isn't a contest."
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* "Anti-Social"
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* "Anti-Social" "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8019937/chapters/18361021 Anti-Social]]"
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** Dick visits right after dropping out of college. Tim surreptitiously films what appears to be a tense confrontation between Bruce and Dick... [[MoodWhiplash which actually turns into Bruce dragging Dick's]] [[EightiesHair mullet]].
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** Dick visits right after dropping out of college. Tim surreptitiously films what appears to be a tense confrontation between Bruce and Dick... [[MoodWhiplash which actually turns into Bruce dragging Dick's]] [[EightiesHair mullet]].mullet]].
** Chapter 7, "Bruce Wayne Banned From Walmart," in its entirety
** Chapter 7, "Bruce Wayne Banned From Walmart," in its entirety
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* "Anti-Social" chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and [[Heartwarming/SorrowfulAndImmaculateHearts Bruce just rolls with it]].
** "This mansion is mine now. I have dibs."
** "This mansion is mine now. I have dibs."
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* "Anti-Social" chapter "Anti-Social"
** Chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and [[Heartwarming/SorrowfulAndImmaculateHearts Bruce just rolls with it]].
** ---> "This mansion is mine now. I have dibs.""
** Dick visits right after dropping out of college. Tim surreptitiously films what appears to be a tense confrontation between Bruce and Dick... [[MoodWhiplash which actually turns into Bruce dragging Dick's]] [[EightiesHair mullet]].
** Chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and [[Heartwarming/SorrowfulAndImmaculateHearts Bruce just rolls with it]].
** Dick visits right after dropping out of college. Tim surreptitiously films what appears to be a tense confrontation between Bruce and Dick... [[MoodWhiplash which actually turns into Bruce dragging Dick's]] [[EightiesHair mullet]].
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7871041 Gotham's Favorite Son]]" is Website//{{Tumblr}}'s take on Bruce Wayne, and so naturally has a few:
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7871041 Gotham's Favorite Son]]" is Website//{{Tumblr}}'s Website/{{Tumblr}}'s take on Bruce Wayne, and so naturally has a few:
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* "Anti-Social" chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and [[Heartwarming//SorrowfulAndImmaculateHearts Bruce just rolls with it]].
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** "If [[ComicBook//LexLuthor [[ComicBook/LexLuthor Luthor]] went around town unguarded all of Metropolis would [[GroinAttack take turns kicking him in the balls]]."
* "Anti-Social" chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and[[Heartwarming//SorrowfulAndImmaculateHearts [[Heartwarming/SorrowfulAndImmaculateHearts Bruce just rolls with it]].
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7871041 Gotham's Favorite Son]]" is [[{{Tumblr}}'s]] take on Bruce Wayne, and so naturally has a few:
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7871041 Gotham's Favorite Son]]" is [[{{Tumblr}}'s]] Website//{{Tumblr}}'s take on Bruce Wayne, and so naturally has a few:
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* "Anti-Social" chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and [[CronwingMomentOfHeartwarming Bruce just rolls with it]].
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** "If [[LexLuthor [[ComicBook//LexLuthor Luthor]] went around town unguarded all of Metropolis would [[GroinAttack take turns kicking him in the balls.balls]]."
* "Anti-Social" chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and[[CronwingMomentOfHeartwarming [[Heartwarming//SorrowfulAndImmaculateHearts Bruce just rolls with it]].
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* "Bruce Wayne Banned From Walmart" in its entirety
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7871041 Gotham's Favorite Son]]" is [[{{Tumblr}}'s]] take on Bruce Wayne, and so naturally has a few:
** The story about Bruce buying 299 boxes of Thin Mints and 1 box of Samosas from a girl scout, and refusing to explain why the 1 box of Samosas.
** "If [[LexLuthor Luthor]] went around town unguarded all of Metropolis would [[GroinAttack take turns kicking him in the balls."
* "Anti-Social" chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and [[CronwingMomentOfHeartwarming Bruce just rolls with it]].
** "This mansion is mine now. I have dibs."
* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7871041 Gotham's Favorite Son]]" is [[{{Tumblr}}'s]] take on Bruce Wayne, and so naturally has a few:
** The story about Bruce buying 299 boxes of Thin Mints and 1 box of Samosas from a girl scout, and refusing to explain why the 1 box of Samosas.
** "If [[LexLuthor Luthor]] went around town unguarded all of Metropolis would [[GroinAttack take turns kicking him in the balls."
* "Anti-Social" chapter 3: Tim Drake literally walks up to Wayne Manor and asks to live there/be adopted, and [[CronwingMomentOfHeartwarming Bruce just rolls with it]].
** "This mansion is mine now. I have dibs."
