History Funny / SonicDestruction

* The cast reading the following exchange, then immediately cracking up as Penny says that was ''all'' the AI, everyone agreeing it honestly sounds like something ''they'd'' make up.
--> '''Vector''': What if he's got some sort of magical protection?
--> '''Charmy''': What if he's got a ''lot'' of magical protection?
--> '''Rouge''': What if he's got ''all'' the magical protection? I swear to god, I will not be the one to fall to some ''mage.''

-->'''Chase''': ''[as Knuckles]'' You know what? Unlike you Sonic, I ''had'' been with Amy all night, [[PrecisionFStrike you fucking asshole]].

* Gerald brings up that the ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' video game is considered in-universe to be an incredibly embarrassing state secret, in a way that reads suspiciously like the AI is trying to diss the actual game.

-->'''Scout''': ''[as Knuckles]'' You know what? Unlike you Sonic, I ''had'' been with Amy all night, [[PrecisionFStrike you fucking asshole]].

-->'''Eggman''': ''[to Tails]'' What's wrong, little one?

This script was written almost entirely by [[VideoGame/AIDungeon2 AI Dungeon]], with only occasional input from Penny. This leads to a lot of moments where characters act OutOfCharacter, camera directions seem largely pointless, and the text is filled with various {{Non Sequitur}}s encompassing both the narration and dialogue. It's a sight to behold, for sure, and great if you're a fan of {{Corpsing}}.

-->'''Eggman''': "Looks gay." [[MemeticMutation Clearly, you don't own an air fryer]].
-->'''Tails''': How did you know I didn't own an air fryer?
-->'''Eggman''': [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Because you just told me, fox boy!]]
* When Sonic looks at Tails "puzzled", the cast imagines him letting out [[Creator/TimAllen Tim Allen's]] signature grunt.

'''Dyvone''': [''as Gerald''] "I told you to call me 'Daddy' when we're at work, son."

-->'''Knuckles''': Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you'd be in the city helping the others.
-->'''Rouge''': They don't need my help.
-->'''Knuckles''': Is ANYONE in the city helping the others?

-->'''Shadow''': Is it a girl?
-->''Silver looks at Shadow with a mix of [[StrawMisogynist revulsion and confusion]].''

* "Shadow looks up at [[MindScrew Shadow.]]"

-->'''Sonic''': Shadow. Listen.
-->'''Shadow''': What?
-->'''Sonic''': Let's get back to what's important.
-->'''Shadow''': What do you mean?
-->''Sonic points to Shadow. Sonic points to the woods. [[RuleOfThree Sonic points to]] [[ItsAllAboutMe himself]].''

* [[MindScrew ''Shadow looks up at Shadow.'']]

* ''Shadow looks up at Shadow.''

This script was written almost entirely by [[VideoGame/AIDungeon2 AI Dungeon]], with only occasional input from Penny. This leads to a lot of moments where characters act OutOfCharacter, camera directions seem largely pointless, and the text is filled with various [[NonSequitur non sequiturs]] encompassing both the narration and dialogue. It's a sight to behold, for sure, and great if you're a fan of {{Corpsing}}.

'''Silver:''' A {{UsefulNotes/Play|Station2}}[[{{Corpsing}} Sta—]]''[everyone else starts corpsing along with Red]''\\

** Believe it or not, the bit about Shadow's "user" gets payoff when Silver has ''a copy of the VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog video game'' and announces that ''[[TomatoInTheMirror he is Shadow the Hedgehog'']].

** Believe it or not, the bit about Shadow's "user" gets payoff when Silver has ''a copy of the VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog video game'' and announces that ''he is Shadow the Hedgehog''.

* Sonic and Amy get into an argument about Sonic leaving her in the woods alone at night. He attempts to [[{{Gaslighting}} gaslight]] his way out of it, only for Knuckles to show up abruptly. Scout ad-libs the following:

* Sonic and Amy get into an argument about Sonic leaving her in the woods alone at night. He attempts to [[{{Gaslighting}} gaslight]] his way out of it, only for Knuckles to show up abruptly. Chase ad-libs the following:
-->'''Chase''': ''[as Knuckles]'' You know what? Unlike you Sonic, I ''had'' been with Amy all night, [[PrecisionFStrike you fucking asshole]].

-->'''Chase (as Knuckles)''': You know what? Unlike you Sonic, I ''had'' been with Amy all night, [[PrecisionFStrike you fucking asshole]].
* Sonic and Shadow have a conversation in Sonic's hotel room. Shadow asks him to sit down at a ''[[StinkSnub bathtub]]''.
-->'''Ryan (as Shadow)''': You fucking smelly.

--->'''Shadow''': I'm telling you, she's evil. [[NonSequitur You know how we always talk about things and analyze them to find the truth about them?]]
--->'''Sonic''': ''(confused)'' No?
--->'''Shadow''': Yeah, you know what I mean.
--->'''Sonic''': [[SincerityMode No.]] What're you even talking about?
--->'''Shadow''': We dig deeper than what's on the surface.
--->'''Sonic''': You lost me.

--->'''Shadow''': Do you have a favorite food?
--->'''Sonic''': Yes. Chili dogs.
--->'''Shadow''': [[InsaneTrollLogic Have you ever had one?]]
--->'''Sonic''': [[GetOut Shadow, get the fuck out of my room.]]

-->''Espio the Chameleon''
-->''Big the Cat''
-->''Captain William Buckaneer''
-->''[[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed Chip]]''
-->''Sergeant "O"''
-->''WesternAnimation/IvorTheEngine''
-->''Professor Uma "Moebius" Fargod''
-->''Lucas the Flaming Centipede''
-->''[[BrokenRecord Espio the Chameleon]] is a character from the Sonic comics.''
-->''Big the Cat is a character from the VideoGame/SonicAdventure games.''

-->'''Robot 1''': What is our next order, Sir?
-->'''Eggman''': Continue patrolling.
-->'''[[StealthHiBye Sonic]]''': How's it going, Eggman?
-->'''Eggman''': ''(ad-libbed)'' How the fuck did you get in here?

--->'''Eggman''': [[LetMeGetThisStraight So,]] you're here to stop me from taking over the world... and you're threatening to destroy the planet?
--->'''Sonic''': [[{{Gaslighting}} Don't you see how unreasonable you're being?]]

-->'''Elise''': [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Steroids, steroids, does whatever a spider can!]] ''(entire cast begins {{Corpsing}})''

-->'''Jason''': I don't understand. How did you guys do it?
-->'''Eggman''': That's not important, Mayor King. What is important is that we did it. [[BlatantLies We saved the city]].

--->'''Red''': I think this is just allegory for [[TakeThat how Texas is about]] [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic COVID]].

-->'''Silver''': We're in grave danger! The killer is (''suddenly deadpan'') [[VideoGame/AmongUs among us]].
* At the end of Episode 1 is possibly the best twist in the entire video: Sonic is revealed to have survived his HeroicSacrifice... but has BecomeARealBoy as a result. He is not a hedgehog, but a human being.

* Thanks to how the script is structured, a lot of cast members just start reading out their script directions in their characters' voices. It happened in the first episode, but gets dialed up here.

-->'''Dyvone''': Is this like fucking WesternAnimation/ReBoot, what is this?
-->'''Robbie''': I gotta say are we at fucking [[MythologyGag Rude]] [[VideoGame/UntilDawn Mountain]] right now?
* Elise ends up kissing a Hedgehog in this universe as well, this time being Shadow. It's enough to make Sophie (Elise's voice) actually, audibly gag.

--->'''Ryan (as Shadow)''': You must live by my one mantra. No ringy, no [[UnusualEuphemism dingy]].

-->'''Vector''': If anything happens, break the window of his car- ''[[[{{Corpsing}} breaks down into laughter]]]''
-->'''Alfred (as Vector)''': Rob him blind!
-->'''Mar (as Vector)''': Rob him blind! Take care of his stuff, if you get what I'm saying!
-->'''Red (as Vector)''': The signal is: Set fire to his house!

-->'''Mar (as Vector)''': Turns out I was [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Brother]] the whole time!

--> '''"Charmy"''': [[VocalDissonance Hey, everyone. It's me, Charmy Bee.]]
--> '''Holly''': That's not the fucking voice I'm doing.

-->''[Gerald smiles as if he just won an argument.]''
-->'''Gerald:''' I'm so smart.

-->'''Vector''': Shadow. Why aren't you at the base!
-->'''Sonic''': Not Shadow! You got the wrong number. Screw off!
-->'''Vector''': ''[in denial]'' Actually, I don't think I have.

--->'''[=DollipDaze=]''': I love it because it has the energy of when you get too far from an NPC that's expositioning...
--->'''Red''': Or like when you think you're done with a conversation with someone and you walk away but they keep talking...

-->'''Eggman''': Don't worry, it's perfectly safe.
-->'''Knuckles''': I wasn't worried.
-->'''Eggman''': You were thinking it.
-->'''Knuckles''': Nope.

-->'''Silver''': What if this doesn't work?
-->'''Eggman''': It'll work!
-->'''Silver''': But what if it doesn't?
-->'''Tails''': It will work!
-->'''Silver''': Can you at least give us a percentage on whether or not it will work?
-->'''Tails''': [[BigNo No!]]

-->'''Rouge''': Daedalus.
-->'''Shadow''': So you went and read it then?
-->'''Rouge''': You know damn well I did. [[{{Beat}} [Beat] ]]What's this?

* After asking if the others know about The Harbingers, Shadow explains that they were a cult that worshipped Dark Gaia. When Rouge asks for further elaboration, Shadow says "I dunno, [[TheUnreveal that's all it says]]."

-->'''Shadow''': And you let him get away with that?
-->'''Rouge''': He's the fastest thing in existence, he's not getting caught by a bunch of [[PrecisionFStrike fucks]] like us.
-->'''Vector''': ''[sighs]'' Damn kids today, getting' all the powers.

-->"Stop Shadow 2012."
-->"[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith I saw Shadow on the holograms killing younglings]]."

-->'''Silver''': Hey, dipshit.
-->'''Jason''': Hello, devil.

-->'''Vector''': If any thing happens, break the window of his car- ''*[[{{Corpsing}} breaks down into laughter]]*''

** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "We're putting tracking chips into everybody with the Coronavirus vaccine!"]]

* Later, Knuckles tries to get Silver to explain how he and Shadow are supposed to be the same person. Silver then goes on a [[InfoDump massive tangent]] about his DarkAndTroubledPast that leaves the casts' jaws dropped with how [[OverlyLongGag long it is]], with Knuckles getting more impatient as it goes on... only for Silver to [[ShaggyDogStory stop with "I don't want to talk about it."]]

-->'''Shadow''': Liar. Why did you lie?
-->'''Penny (as Shadow)''': Don't you know lying is against the Lord's plan?

-->'''Penny''': Alright alright, everybody. I think we're getting the results in. Uh, seems to be C, ''kill them''.
-->''[The entire cast starts cheering.]''

-->'''Vector (in denial)''': Actually, I don't think I have.

-->'''Vector''': ''(sighs)'' Damn kids today, getting' all the powers.

-->'''Shadow''': ''(turns away before stopping)'' [[OhCrap Shit.]]

* Gerald brings up that the [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog video game]] is considered in-universe to be an incredibly embarrassing state secret, in a way that reads suspiciously like the AI is trying to diss the actual game.

-->'''Eggman (to Tails)''': What's wrong, little one?

* The genuine confusion in Alfred's voice as the script has him read out ''What the fuck?'' when the opening fight scene starts.

''Sonic doesn't stop.''

--->'''Tails:''' So, did you bring it?\\

-->''The entire cast starts cheering.''

-->''Gerald smiles as if he just won an argument.''

-->'''Penny''': This has fucking haunted me for the past week. ''What do you mean by bat-like''? Do you mean they are like bat wings, or do you mean the wings individually are shaped like entire bats?

* Believe it or not, the bit about Shadow's "user" gets payoff when Silver returns to the Mayor's office with a UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 and ''a copy of'' ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'', and announces that ''he is Shadow the Hedgehog''.

** And who could forget this bit from before?
--->'''Tails:''' So, did you bring it?
--->'''Silver:''' I've got it right here.
--->''Silver takes out a black cube with glowing buttons on it.''
--->'''Tails:''' What--what is that?
--->'''Silver:''' A [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 Play]][[{{Corpsing}} Sta—]][''everyone else starts corpsing along with Red'']
--->'''Ryan:''' You know, a [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 [=PlayStation=] 2]]? Black cube with glowing buttons on it!