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* Inside a mansion that is playing pranks on the party they meet a cooking genie. He benevolently grants the wishes of Gibnaf and Algernon, while promising a wish to Joey. Joey makes his wish...which his dragon's(formerly monkey) paw dutifully grants. Turns out it was another prank to deplete one of the wishes on Joey's only friend

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* Inside a mansion that is playing pranks on the party they meet a cooking genie. He benevolently grants the wishes of Gibnaf and Algernon, while promising a wish to Joey. Joey makes his wish...which his dragon's(formerly monkey) paw dutifully grants. Turns out it was another prank to deplete one of the wishes on Joey's only friendfriend.
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* Anything about PacMan in session 100.

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* Anything about PacMan VideoGame/PacMan in session 100.
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* Minerelle attempts to lightly graze a man to steal his blood, instead she gets a natural 20 to hit and rips off his arm. Also during the the Theives' Guild plot, Minerelle and Gibnaf ending up in an arena with Gibnaf becoming compelled to hit Minerelle. Minerelle thinks she's found a solution to the puzzle and orders Gibnaf to hit her...and he goes overboard and hits her, leading to this gem:

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* Minerelle attempts to lightly graze a man to steal his blood, instead she gets a natural 20 to hit and rips off his arm. Also during the the Theives' Guild plot, Minerelle and Gibnaf ending up in an arena with Gibnaf becoming compelled to hit Minerelle. Minerelle thinks she's found a solution to the puzzle and orders Gibnaf to hit her...and he goes overboard and hits her, leading to this gem:
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* During episode 20, while Joey is trying to give Kensington a horrible mutagen that would change his body, we have this gem;
-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Algernon]]''': [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Make me a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus.]]
-->'''Wolfshirt''': *Starts chuckling.*
-->'''Syrg''': ...[[BigWhat What?]]
-->'''Algernon''': Just like me.
-->'''Syrg''': ''WHAT?''
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* During Episode 11, Part 2, the team has a hell of a time getting the other helper robot. No one can grab the little bastard, and at one point, Bananaramwicz gets stuck in a hole in the whole, causing much hijinks.

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* During Episode 11, Part 2, the team has a hell of a time getting the other helper robot. No one can grab the little bastard, and at one point, Bananaramwicz gets stuck in a hole in the whole, wall, causing much hijinks.
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-->'''Joey''': Listen, don't speak to the Noble District that way

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-->'''Joey''': Listen, don't speak to the Noble District that wayway
* The Ruckus in the Dream Dragon church.
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* After Minerelle died, her friends come to check on her. When one pokes her for a healing check, despite the somber attitude,
-->'''Miriam''': (Doing a heal check.) 21?
-->'''Syrg''': Uh, what little you can do he-
-->'''Minerelle''': Raaaaaaaahhhh...I'm deaaaad...
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* Joey's lessons to the classes about ruthlessness and his assignment for them.
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* The creation of Bonerton.
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* During Episode 11, Part 2, the team has a hell of a time getting the other helper robot. No one can grab the little bastard, and at one point, Bananaramwicz gets stuck in a hole in the whole, causing much hijinks.
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* Kensington, being the insufferable smug ass he is, suffers at one point by trying to teleport in front of Joey. [[TooDumbToLive Who is in the middle of a Goring Charge.]] He gets smacked around as a result.
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* Bananaramawicz constantly trying to get friends. His attempts always fail in some way.

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* "We definitely can't trust anything that doesn't assume it's true form at all times."

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* "We definitely can't trust anything that doesn't assume it's true form at all times."" Coming from Minerelle...who has for a grand total of about 5 seconds EVER been her true form.
* The entire scene where Minerelle opens a portal a to post-apocalyptic Cold-Stone Creamery on Earth...for ice cream. ESPECIALLY when she cowers from the cold a fridge emits as she opens one. Yes, this happened. And was hilarious.
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-->'''Poorweather''': (Notices the Kensington pog) [[ForgoneConclusion Oh, right]].

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-->'''Poorweather''': (Notices the Kensington pog) [[ForgoneConclusion Oh, right]].right.
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* When [[Obviously Evil Francis]] goes to Minerelle and Joey, trying to get them to accept a deal that would end up incapacitating Gibnaf, Minerelle has a hard time deciding whether or not to listen to Francis...and then we get this gem:

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* When [[Obviously Evil [[ObviouslyEvil Francis]] goes to Minerelle and Joey, trying to get them to accept a deal that would end up incapacitating Gibnaf, Minerelle has a hard time deciding whether or not to listen to Francis...and then we get this gem:



-->'''Plaz''': (Puts down a [[Amoral Attorney Kensington]] pog.)
-->'''Poorweather''': (Notices the Kensington pog) [[Forgone Conclusion Oh, right]].

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-->'''Plaz''': (Puts down a [[Amoral Attorney [[AmoralAttorney Kensington]] pog.)
-->'''Poorweather''': (Notices the Kensington pog) [[Forgone Conclusion [[ForgoneConclusion Oh, right]].
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* When [[Obviously Evil Francis]] goes to Minerelle and Joey, trying to get them to accept a deal that would end up incapacitating Gibnaf, Minerelle has a hard time deciding whether or not to listen to Francis...and then we get this gem:
-->'''Plaz''': Hey, Minerelle. Minerelle. (Waits for her to quiet down as she talks.) Here's something that will help you decide how to treat Francis.
-->'''Poorweather''': How?
-->'''Plaz''': (Puts down a [[Amoral Attorney Kensington]] pog.)
-->'''Poorweather''': (Notices the Kensington pog) [[Forgone Conclusion Oh, right]].

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* Minerelle attempts to lightly graze a man to steal his blood, instead she gets a natural 20 to hit and rips off his arm.

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* Minerelle attempts to lightly graze a man to steal his blood, instead she gets a natural 20 to hit and rips off his arm. Also during the the Theives' Guild plot, Minerelle and Gibnaf ending up in an arena with Gibnaf becoming compelled to hit Minerelle. Minerelle thinks she's found a solution to the puzzle and orders Gibnaf to hit her...and he goes overboard and hits her, leading to this gem:
-->'''Minerelle''': Don't worry, I have it all figured out. Come and hit me.
-->'''Gibnaf''': (Hesitantly) O-okay...(Rolls a twenty)
-->'''Minerelle''': OW! That hurt!
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* Anything about PacMan in session 100.

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* Anything about PacMan in session 100.100.
* A barber is giving Joey(who has been deemed an embassy for the Noble District) lip.
-->'''Joey''': Listen, don't speak to the Noble District that way
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* "We definitely can't trust anything that doesn't assume it's true form at all times."

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* "We definitely can't trust anything that doesn't assume it's true form at all times.""
* Anything about PacMan in session 100.
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"We definitely can't trust anything that doesn't assume it's true form at all times."

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* "We definitely can't trust anything that doesn't assume it's true form at all times."
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-->'''Miriam''': Which means that Joey is doing something stupid again.

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-->'''Miriam''': Which means that Joey is doing something stupid again.again.
"We definitely can't trust anything that doesn't assume it's true form at all times."
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* Minerelle's first few uses of the self-cloning spell. When the planned quirk was to give the clone a boston accent. What we get sounds like a bad Chris Brown impression.
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* The team's adventures in the kitchen.
--> '''Miriam''': Now here's the fun part: what do I roll to see if I cook successfully?\\
'''Joey''': Acrobatics.\\
''[Miriam rolls a 24 for Acrobatics.]''\\
'''Syrg''': Miriam darts around the kitchen fretfully between her book and various implements and actually manages to whip you up a pretty solid meal when all is said and done, despite juggling three different pots and various types of burners.\\
'''Bananaramawicz''': She's, like, backflipping off the countertops, juggling pots.\\
'''Joey''': It's like the cooking version of the Harlem Globetrotters.\\
'''Kensington''': I'm gonna roll a Bluff check to take more than my fair share.\\
'''Bananaramawicz''': It's Cirque du Soleil in the kitchen.\\
'''Kensington''': I roll a 16 for taking more than my fair share.\\
'''Syrg''': Everyone else proceeds to muscle you down, being hungrier and outnumbering you.\\
'''Miriam''': Don't do that! Kensington, why are you always so sneaky like that?\\
'''Kensington''': I don't know. Let's roll for Stealth and find out. I got a 21 for Stealth, so I'm just gonna go over here, and you won't notice.\\
'''Miriam''': I get a 22 Perception. I see you. Kensington, why are you running around the kitchen like a fool?\\
'''Kensington''': Exercise! Bluff check!
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-->'''Algernon''': [[SlapSlapKiss Would you two just make-out already?]] We've got more important things to worry about.

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-->'''Algernon''': [[SlapSlapKiss Would you two just make-out already?]] We've got more important things to worry about.about.
* Miriam's brilliant deduction.
-->'''Miriam''': Which means that Joey is doing something stupid again.
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-->'''Wolfshirt''': *laughs up a lung*

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-->'''Wolfshirt''': *laughs up a lung*lung*
* How to deal with in-party bickering in the middle of the Tomb Of Horrors(again)?
-->'''Algernon''': [[SlapSlapKiss Would you two just make-out already?]] We've got more important things to worry about.

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--> '''Banaramawicz''': I know only Dwarven and Hebrew I'm afraid.

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--> '''Banaramawicz''': I know only Dwarven and Hebrew I'm afraid. afraid.
** At one point, Bananaramawicz decides to peer through a keyhole, and gets a high roll. At the same time, Joey decides to assist him, and is adamant about it when Syrg asks how that would even work. Joey rolls a natural twenty... and winds up pushing Bananaramawicz ''through the keyhole'' without any ill effect.
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-->"How did you tie a hammock YouBastard"

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-->"How did you tie a hammock YouBastard"YouBastard"
* After Joey pisses off a god for a joke, he successfully passes the buck to Minerelle when Kod comes to check out the disturbance, leading to him trying to arrest her and Minerelle does what she [[CowardlyLion does best]]. As both realize he'll never catch her as they have equal move speed and neither will ever run out of stamina.
-->'''Minerelle''': I have 8-7 too, so we run forever.
-->'''Kod''': Okay, I don't care, I'm a goddamn robot.
-->'''Poor Weather''': So? I'm a stone.
-->'''Kod''': I deduce it after seeing you run away eternally.
-->'''Wolfshirt''': *laughs up a lung*
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* Kod while climbing up a rope dangling 50 feet over a swamp in the Fey Wild....past Joey

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* Kod while climbing up a rope dangling 50 feet over a swamp in the Fey Wild....Shadowfell....past Joey

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