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-->'''Johnny:''' [[BaitAndSwitch It blueballed me!]] It [[JustForPun Ultra Blueballed]] me!
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-->'''Johnny:''' [[BaitAndSwitch It blueballed me!]] It [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} Ultra Blueballed]] me!
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* After finishing ''VideoGame/DoomII'', Elliot suggests Johnny try ''VideoGame/FinalDoom'' next. Cue a montage of Johnny panicking and raging at the sheer difficulty of the game.
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* Talking on the games' quicksave feature, Johnny advises that it be done in safety so that you aren't stuck reloading to your death and have to start the stage over. This turns out to be {{foreshadowing}} for later in the video when Johnny does exactly this when traversing extremely narrow walkways and falls off into the acid, punctuated by a clip of [[Film/TheForceAwakens Kylo Ren slicing a computer terminal to bits with his lightsaber]].
* After finishing ''VideoGame/DoomII'', Elliot suggests Johnny try ''VideoGame/FinalDoom'' next. Cue a montage of Johnny panicking and raging at [[NintendoHard the sheer difficulty of thegame.
game]], ending with a drunken Johnny wearing a Doom Marine helmet standing outside Elliot's door.
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[tipsily]'' [[BlatantLies Listen, I'm not mad at you...]] [[ExtremeMeleeRevenge I just wanna bash your fuckin' brains in.]]
* After finishing ''VideoGame/DoomII'', Elliot suggests Johnny try ''VideoGame/FinalDoom'' next. Cue a montage of Johnny panicking and raging at [[NintendoHard the sheer difficulty of the
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[tipsily]'' [[BlatantLies Listen, I'm not mad at you...]] [[ExtremeMeleeRevenge I just wanna bash your fuckin' brains in.]]
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* With the series' jump to 3D, Midway went in on advertising for ''VideoGame/MortalKombat4'', including an image of new villain Quan Chi on the side of the arcade machine, which Johnny describes as "staring like [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown he caught you masturbating]]."
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* He mentions that he could never get behind ''VideoGame/MortalKombatII'''s Babalities, and just thought they were weird... unless you knew how to glitch them, as demonstrated by Sub-Zero performing a Babality, [[CrossesTheLineTwice then freezing the baby and shattering it with an uppercut]].
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[chuckling]'' I'm fucked up.
* Johnny humorously compares Shao Kahn's death scream in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat3'' to him imitating a motorcycle, complete with gameplay footage of his death mixed with footage of a person riding a dirtbike.
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[chuckling]'' I'm fucked up.
* Johnny humorously compares Shao Kahn's death scream in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat3'' to him imitating a motorcycle, complete with gameplay footage of his death mixed with footage of a person riding a dirtbike.
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!! [[AC: Klassic ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' Games Review]]
* Johnny mentions how in [[VideoGame/MortalKombat1992 the first game]] ([[CharacterizationMarchesOn and in stark contrast to his characterization in later entries]]), Raiden enters the Mortal Kombat tournament merely for his own amusement, and that should he win, he grows bored dominating the tournament and invites other gods to join, which ends up destroying Earth.
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' ''What an asshole!''
* Johnny mentions how in [[VideoGame/MortalKombat1992 the first game]] ([[CharacterizationMarchesOn and in stark contrast to his characterization in later entries]]), Raiden enters the Mortal Kombat tournament merely for his own amusement, and that should he win, he grows bored dominating the tournament and invites other gods to join, which ends up destroying Earth.
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' ''What an asshole!''
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** They decide to use these to try Creator/DanAykroyd's Crystal Head Vodka that "almost killed Creator/LarryKing", which leaves both Johnny and Elliot coughing for a few moments after.
* After finishing ''VideoGame/DoomII'', Elliot suggests Johnny try ''VideoGame/FinalDoom'' next. Cue a montage of Johnny panicking and raging at the sheer difficulty of the game.
* After finishing ''VideoGame/DoomII'', Elliot suggests Johnny try ''VideoGame/FinalDoom'' next. Cue a montage of Johnny panicking and raging at the sheer difficulty of the game.
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!! [[AC: A Bunch of ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' Review]]
* The game preview in the video's intro is Doomguy's face superimposed over a man dancing down a hallway, holding a chaingun.
* As Johnny says that he'll be effectively "popping his ''Doom'' cherry" for this review, Elliot pops up beside him, {{Jump Scar|e}}ing Johnny.
* Later, Elliot brings out some ''Doom'' shot glasses for them, shaped like shotgun shells. [[HypocriticalHumor Johnny calls him out for his nerdiness]], to which Elliot retorts, "Says the ''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]'' fan."
* The game preview in the video's intro is Doomguy's face superimposed over a man dancing down a hallway, holding a chaingun.
* As Johnny says that he'll be effectively "popping his ''Doom'' cherry" for this review, Elliot pops up beside him, {{Jump Scar|e}}ing Johnny.
* Later, Elliot brings out some ''Doom'' shot glasses for them, shaped like shotgun shells. [[HypocriticalHumor Johnny calls him out for his nerdiness]], to which Elliot retorts, "Says the ''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]'' fan."
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!! [[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicSuperstars'' Review]]
* The first thing Johnny says about the game, in case the viewer doesn't want to stay to avoid spoilers, is to not spend $60 on it. He then [[{{Beat}} pauses for a few moments]], as if that by itself states enough about the game.
* When complaining about the bosses, he shows off the jankiness of Trip's final fight with Fang, including the game suddenly teleporting Trip to a different section of the arena as Fang destroys it and sends her falling to her death, causing Johnny to angrily ask "Who used Chaos Control?!"
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* Johnny's rather [[BrutalHonesty blunt]] description of King Edgar being that he's a, "womanizing goofball who [[AmbiguouslyBi may or may not]] fuck AnythingThatMoves."
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* Noting how Tails has a "borderline unhealthy fascination with checking trash cans."
-->'''Johnny:''' It's just like me for real. ''(Dives into the trash can himself, then grabs '''Sonic and the Secret Rings''' from it)'' Forgot that it was there.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's just like me for real. ''(Dives into the trash can himself, then grabs '''Sonic and the Secret Rings''' from it)'' Forgot that it was there.
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!! [[AC: ''VideoGame/TheMurderOfSonicTheHedgehog'' Review]]
* A brief description of the game provides this gem:
-->'''Johnny:''' Someone killed Sonic the Hedgehog again, and this time it wasn't [[CallBack an emotionally conflicted princess]] there to give him a sloppy jalopy to wake his ass up.
* Just the fact that this game was done in the Visual Novel genre.
-->'''Johnny:''' I mean, don't we already killed this motherfucker at least once in a year anyway?
* "Johnny Versus: This Certificate is awarded to ''The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog'' for Harmlessness"
* Another glorious call-back comes from ''Hatoful Boyfriend'' Let's Play - where Johnny's character, Hatsun Pigeon, [[ItMakesSenseInContext got killed by Ninja Hawks simply because it couldn't get laid]].
* A brief description of the game provides this gem:
-->'''Johnny:''' Someone killed Sonic the Hedgehog again, and this time it wasn't [[CallBack an emotionally conflicted princess]] there to give him a sloppy jalopy to wake his ass up.
* Just the fact that this game was done in the Visual Novel genre.
-->'''Johnny:''' I mean, don't we already killed this motherfucker at least once in a year anyway?
* "Johnny Versus: This Certificate is awarded to ''The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog'' for Harmlessness"
* Another glorious call-back comes from ''Hatoful Boyfriend'' Let's Play - where Johnny's character, Hatsun Pigeon, [[ItMakesSenseInContext got killed by Ninja Hawks simply because it couldn't get laid]].
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-->'''Johnny:''' [[BoobsOfSteel Martial artist extraordinaire]], and as of 2022, UsefulNotes/{{Italy}}'s new [[RuleThirtyFour Prime Minister]].
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-->'''Johnny:''' [[BoobsOfSteel Martial artist extraordinaire]], extraordinaire, and as of 2022, UsefulNotes/{{Italy}}'s new [[RuleThirtyFour Prime Minister]].
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!! [[AC: ''VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry'' Review]]
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!! [[AC: ''VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry'' ''VideoGame/DmcDevilMayCry'' Review]]
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* Witnessing the whole "Kat for Lilith" exchange scene and laughing at the sheer absurdity of what happens next, capped off with "Fetus Deletus".
* Comparing Dante's flaming gauntlets to Ludacris' Hulk-esque fists from his "Get Back" clip.
* Comparing Dante's flaming gauntlets to Ludacris' Hulk-esque fists from his "Get Back" clip.
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!! [[AC: ''VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry'' Review]]
* As Johnny notes how Limbo City itself goes as far as to put bold statements like '''FUCK YOU DANTE''', he goes as far as to list a few more - just for the sake of What-If release of ''[=DmC=]'' during the 2020s. For example, '''SIMP''', '''WOKE''', '''SKILL ISSUE''', '''NO RIZZ''', and '''THAT WASN'T VERY POGGERS DANTE'''.
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* As Johnny notes how Limbo City itself goes as far as to put bold statements like '''FUCK YOU DANTE''', he goes as far as to list a few more - just for the sake of What-If release of ''[=DmC=]'' during the 2020s. For example, '''SIMP''', '''WOKE''', '''SKILL ISSUE''', '''NO RIZZ''', and '''THAT WASN'T VERY POGGERS DANTE'''.
-->'''Johnny:''' ''What the fuck'' did I just say?
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* [[Creator/ProZD [[WebVideo/ProZD "This world is imperfect..." "Wha-?"]]
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!! [[AC: ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry3DantesAwakening'' Review]]
* Johnny's reaction to Elliot lampshading the BonusFeatureFailure regarding its hidden Multiplayer mode[[labelnote:note]]The game has a hidden feature where a second controller can control Dante's doppelganger when Doppelganger Style is activated, but the feature only lasts as long as there's juice in the Devil Trigger gauge.[[/labelnote]].
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'''Johnny:''' Doppelgangers should be seen, not heard.\\
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* Johnny's reaction to Elliot lampshading the BonusFeatureFailure regarding its hidden Multiplayer mode[[labelnote:note]]The game has a hidden feature where a second controller can control Dante's doppelganger when Doppelganger Style is activated, but the feature only lasts as long as there's juice in the Devil Trigger gauge.[[/labelnote]].
--->'''Eliot:''' Dude, what the hell? This isn't multiplayer. I'm only in there for like three seconds!\\
'''Johnny:''' Doppelgangers should be seen, not heard.\\
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'''Eliot:''' [[InstantCostumeChange ...Weren't you wearing a red shirt?]]
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* Johnny summarizing his knowledge of Sonic Underground.
--> Johnny: I never saw this show, not fully anyway. I just know a baby hedgehog falls down and explodes, and no, I don't want context for that, it's funnier that way.
* Johnny admitting he can't make out what the green Orbinauts are feeling compared to the red ones.
--> Johnny: You fascinate me, green Orbinaut.
* Scrap Brain Zone, a.k.a the Fuck You Zone.
** Especially Act 3.
--> Johnny: Hooray, speed, yay! Fuck Mario!
--> Johnny: I never saw this show, not fully anyway. I just know a baby hedgehog falls down and explodes, and no, I don't want context for that, it's funnier that way.
* Johnny admitting he can't make out what the green Orbinauts are feeling compared to the red ones.
--> Johnny: You fascinate me, green Orbinaut.
* Scrap Brain Zone, a.k.a the Fuck You Zone.
** Especially Act 3.
--> Johnny: Hooray, speed, yay! Fuck Mario!
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* Johnny asking if it's worth fully completing the game is followed by about a dozen people (including Hotel Mario and Lara Croft) telling him the exact same thing.
--> ''No.''
--> ''No.''
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* Johnny's description of Black Friday madness during the pre-video sponsorship? [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing ...Mufasa's]] [[BlackComedy death.]]
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* Johnny's description of Black Friday madness during the pre-video sponsorship? [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing ...[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 ...Mufasa's]] [[BlackComedy death.]]
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'''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Drax]]:''' Metaphor...\\
'''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Star-Lord]]:''' Eh, sorta!
'''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Star-Lord]]:''' Eh, sorta!
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* When Johnny describes the beginning of the game where Chris and his team burst in and kill Mia just when she and Ethan are about to have dinner, he interprets it as Chris doing it [[DisproportionateRetribution because he doesn't like Mia's cooking.]]
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** "He inflates himself just like a balloon / Which means don't Google him, you fucking buffoon (DON'T DO IT!)"
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** "He inflates himself just like a balloon / [[RuleThirtyFour Which means don't Google him, you fucking buffoon buffoon]] (DON'T DO IT!)"
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-->'''Johnny:''' This was also the first ''Metroid'' to be scored by Music/KenjiYamamoto. ...No, not ''that'' [[Creator/ToeiAnimation Kenji Yamamoto]]. The ''[[NamesTheSame other]]'' Kenji Yamamoto. The one that [[TakeThat didn't plagiarize songs]] that I [[NotSoAboveItAll still like listening to]].
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-->'''Johnny:''' This was also the first ''Metroid'' to be scored by Music/KenjiYamamoto. ...No, not ''that'' [[Creator/ToeiAnimation Kenji Yamamoto]]. The ''[[NamesTheSame other]]'' ''other'' Kenji Yamamoto. The one that [[TakeThat didn't plagiarize songs]] that I [[NotSoAboveItAll still like listening to]].
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** Johnny's gushing about ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' content finally making its way to ''Kingdom Hearts'' universe. Nothing is compared to '''BUZZ LIGHTYEAR''', indeed.
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** “This Kong’s so strong, it isn’t funny / Dr. Pepper, GIVE ME MONEY!”
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-->'''Johnny:''' This was also the first ''Metroid'' to be scored by Creator/KenjiYamamoto.Music/KenjiYamamoto. ...No, not ''that'' [[Creator/ToeiAnimation Kenji Yamamoto]]. The ''[[NamesTheSame other]]'' Kenji Yamamoto. The one that [[TakeThat didn't plagiarize songs]] that I [[NotSoAboveItAll still like listening to]].
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!! [[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicFrontiers'' Review]]
* While noting how useful Big the Cat’s fishing minigame is, Johnny decides that he forgives Big – not for the terrible fishing gameplay in the original Sonic Adventure, but for glitching out into a bizarre color palette in his review of that game several years ago.
* While he liked the gameplay overall, Johnny was thrown for a loop when the game interpreted Sonic going up a steep slope a little too quickly as an attempted jump. Cue some strangled yelps from Johnny as Sonic takes off like a rocket into the sky.
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* The entire Banana Bird rant, ending with:
--> '''Johnny''' [[BrickJoke smoking another blunt: I really need to stop doing this. ''cough'']]
--> '''Johnny''' [[BrickJoke smoking another blunt: I really need to stop doing this. ''cough'']]
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* After the review went live, Dr. Pepper replied to the link on Twitter with "Emphasis on Dr. Pepper", [[https://twitter.com/Somecallmejon/status/1590713152588906497 prompting this retweet from Johnny.]]
