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* The Second Act opener "Morning Person" shows Fiona as a parody of the classic Disney Princess (perky, bubbly, excited, kind to animals, etc)...a little bird sings along (like in the movie), leading to them singing. Fiona shrieks a high note, leading the bird to explode in a puff of feathers. Her resulting reaction sells it.
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--> '''Grumpy: I suppose my invitation (to the wedding) got lost in the mail?'''
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--> '''Grumpy: "Abandoned" you? You were twenty-eight and [[BasementDweller living in my basement]]!'''
--> '''Farquaad: Well, maybe if you hadn't ''abandoned'' me...'''
--> '''Grumpy: "Abandoned" you? You were twenty-eight and [[BasementDweller living in my basement]]!'''
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--> '''Grumpy: '''Grumpy''': I suppose my invitation (to the wedding) got lost in the mail?'''
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-->'''Farquaad: '''Farquaad''': Well, maybe if you hadn't ''abandoned'' me...'''
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-->'''Grumpy: '''Grumpy''': "Abandoned" you? You were twenty-eight and [[BasementDweller living in my basement]]!'''basement]]!
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* Lord Farquaad's father is [[[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]!
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--> '''Grumpy: "Abandoned" you? You were twenty-eight and [[[BasementDweller [[BasementDweller living in my basement]]!'''
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* Lord Farquaad's father is [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]!
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* Lord Farquaad's father is [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]![[[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]!
** The scene towards the end, where they reunite. While the main joke [[DiscreditedTrope hasn't aged so well]], the line delivery is priceless.
--> '''Grumpy: I suppose my invitation (to the wedding) got lost in the mail?'''
--> '''Farquaad: Well, maybe if you hadn't ''abandoned'' me...'''
--> '''Grumpy: "Abandoned" you? You were twenty-eight and [[[BasementDweller living in my basement]]!'''
** The scene towards the end, where they reunite. While the main joke [[DiscreditedTrope hasn't aged so well]], the line delivery is priceless.
--> '''Grumpy: I suppose my invitation (to the wedding) got lost in the mail?'''
--> '''Farquaad: Well, maybe if you hadn't ''abandoned'' me...'''
--> '''Grumpy: "Abandoned" you? You were twenty-eight and [[[BasementDweller living in my basement]]!'''
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* "This is How a Dream Comes True": Fiona keeps talking to Shrek about all the ways he's ''not'' doing the whole rescue thing properly, saying that he's supposed to have his steed waiting to carry them over the rough ground, past the dead dragon. [[RepeatedCueTardyResponse Then she repeats the last part several times]], asking Shrek to confirm that he actually ''did'' do that. Shrek answers that it's on the to-do list, causing a completely justified BigWhat from Fiona.
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* While "When Words Fail" is also emotional, Shrek constantly putting his foot in his mouth while rehearsing his LoveConfession makes for some funny bits. At one point, he outright stops the song to say that he's in trouble.
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* After Shrek sings "Big Bright Beautiful World" reprise to Fiona until Farquaad shouts BOOO at him.
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* After Shrek sings "Big Bright Beautiful World" reprise to Fiona until Farquaad shouts BOOO "BOOO" at him.
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-->'''Shrek''': I'm also and ''ogre'', which means I stay on ''my'' swamp and avoid large crowds! Or haven't you read the stories?
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-->'''Shrek''': I'm also and an ''ogre'', which means I stay on ''my'' swamp and avoid large crowds! Or haven't you read the stories?
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** Naturally, Donkey takes Shrek's part as he crosses the bridge.
-->"Why me? Why me? Why, God, oh why?"
-->"Why me? Why me? Why, God, oh why?"
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* Lord Farquaad's father is [[spoiler: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]!
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* Lord Farquaad's father is [[spoiler: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]!
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* Shrek and Fiona's farting contest. That is all.
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* Shrek and Fiona's farting and burping contest. That is all.
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* The scene where they have to cross the bridge and Shrek sings a mocking version of Donkey's "Travel Song" to a panicking Donkey.
-->"Sing a song, yes, a travel song, that's what you've done all day..."
-->"Sing a song, yes, a travel song, that's what you've done all day..."
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* Farquaad playing ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' on the Magic Mirror...while taking a bubble bath.
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* In the original Broadway production, Farquaad playing plays ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' on the Magic Mirror...Mirror... while taking a bubble bath.bath. (Subsequent productions replaced this with Farquaad working out in a dungeon-like gym, even using a medieval Shake Weight.)
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* This gag was cut out of every subsequent production after the Broadway run, likely due to legal issues with Taito. In its place is a scene where Farquaad works out in a dungeon-like gym. He even uses a medieval Shake Weight!
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* The scene where Lord Farquaad rides in on a prop horse in the hammiest, most triumphant way possible. He would also give his horse different names in every performance (examples include Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/JustinBieber, Fiberglass, Plastic Horse, and [[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 Reference to the Second Movie]]).
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* The scene where Lord Farquaad rides in on a prop horse in the hammiest, most triumphant way possible. He would also give his horse different names in every performance (examples include Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/JustinBieber, Music/JustinBieber, Fiberglass, Plastic Horse, and [[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 Reference to the Second Movie]]).
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* The scene where Lord Farquaad rides in on a prop horse in the hammiest, most triumphant way possible. He would also give his horse different names in every performance (examples include Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/JustinBieber, Fiberglass, Plastic Horse, and [[Shrek2 Reference to the Second Movie]]).
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* The scene where Lord Farquaad rides in on a prop horse in the hammiest, most triumphant way possible. He would also give his horse different names in every performance (examples include Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/JustinBieber, Fiberglass, Plastic Horse, and [[Shrek2 [[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 Reference to the Second Movie]]).
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* Lord Farquad's father is [[spoiler: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]!
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* Lord Farquad's Farquaad's father is [[spoiler: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]!
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* Shrek and Fiona's farting contest. That is all.
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* Shrek and Fiona's farting contest. That is all.all.
** After the contest, when Donkey races to catch up with them, he gags on the stench they left behind.
** After the contest, when Donkey races to catch up with them, he gags on the stench they left behind.
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* The scene where Lord Farquaad rides in on a prop horse in the hammiest, most triumphant way possible. He would also give his horse different names in every performance (examples include Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/JustinBieber, Fiberglass, and Plastic Horse).
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* The scene where Lord Farquaad rides in on a prop horse in the hammiest, most triumphant way possible. He would also give his horse different names in every performance (examples include Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/JustinBieber, Fiberglass, and Plastic Horse).Horse, and [[Shrek2 Reference to the Second Movie]]).
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-->'''Pinnochio''': ... What? I'm ''not'' a wooden boy. ''(His nose grows; defensive)'' ... I have a glandular condition.
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-->'''Pinnochio''': ... What? I'm ''not'' a wooden boy. ''(His nose grows; defensive)'' ... I have a glandular condition.condition.
* Shrek and Fiona's farting contest. That is all.
* Shrek and Fiona's farting contest. That is all.
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** This gag was cut out of every subsequent production after the Broadway run, likely due to legal issues with Creator/{{Midway}}.Taito}. In its place is a scene where Farquaad works out in a dungeon-like gym. He even uses a medieval Shake Weight!
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* Fiona's SanitySlippage during her "adult" part of '[[SoloDuet "I Know It's Today"]]
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* Fiona's SanitySlippage during her "adult" part of '[[SoloDuet [[SoloDuet "I Know It's Today"]]
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* Fiona's SanitySlippage during her "adult" part of ''[[SoloDuet I Know It's Today]]''
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* Fiona's SanitySlippage during her "adult" part of ''[[SoloDuet I '[[SoloDuet "I Know It's Today]]''Today"]]
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* This gem with Shrek and the fairy tale creatures:
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* This gem with Shrek and the fairy tale creatures:
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-->'''Pinnochio''': ... What? I'm ''not'' a wooden boy. ''(His nose grows; defensive)'' I have a glandular condition.
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-->'''Pinnochio''': ... What? I'm ''not'' a wooden boy. ''(His nose grows; defensive)'' defensive)'' ... I have a glandular condition.
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* When Shrek roars at Farquaad's guards, they immediately [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Scream Like Little Girls]] and as they do, one of them is screaming, "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! I wanna go home right now!" And after Shrek tells them that they're supposed to run away, they nod nervously and then run off, screaming again.
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* When Shrek roars at Farquaad's guards, they immediately [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Scream Like Little Girls]] and as they do, one of them is screaming, "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! I wanna go home right now!" And after Shrek tells them that they're supposed to run away, they nod nervously and then run off, screaming again.again.
* This gem with Shrek and the fairy tale creatures:
-->'''Shoemaker's Elf''': [Lord Farquaad]'ll listen to you! You're big and scary!
-->'''Shrek''': I'm also and ''ogre'', which means I stay on ''my'' swamp and avoid large crowds! Or haven't you read the stories?
-->'''Wolf''': Ha! You mean those stories that say I'm a "big bad wolf"?
-->''(The crowd laughs)''
-->'''Wicked Witch''': Or the ones that say I'm a "wicked witch"!
-->''(The crowd laughs again)''
-->'''Pinnochio''': Or the ones that say I'm a "wooden boy"!
-->''(Silence)''
-->'''Pinnochio''': ... What? I'm ''not'' a wooden boy. ''(His nose grows; defensive)'' I have a glandular condition.
* This gem with Shrek and the fairy tale creatures:
-->'''Shoemaker's Elf''': [Lord Farquaad]'ll listen to you! You're big and scary!
-->'''Shrek''': I'm also and ''ogre'', which means I stay on ''my'' swamp and avoid large crowds! Or haven't you read the stories?
-->'''Wolf''': Ha! You mean those stories that say I'm a "big bad wolf"?
-->''(The crowd laughs)''
-->'''Wicked Witch''': Or the ones that say I'm a "wicked witch"!
-->''(The crowd laughs again)''
-->'''Pinnochio''': Or the ones that say I'm a "wooden boy"!
-->''(Silence)''
-->'''Pinnochio''': ... What? I'm ''not'' a wooden boy. ''(His nose grows; defensive)'' I have a glandular condition.
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* When Shrek roars at Farquaad's guards, they immediately [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Scream Like Little Girls]] and as they do, one of them is screaming, "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! I wanna go home right now!" And after Shrek tells them that they're supposed to run away, they nod nervously and then run off, screaming again.
* When Shrek roars at Farquaad's guards, they immediately [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Scream Like Little Girls]] and as they do, one of them is screaming, "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! I wanna go home right now!" And after Shrek tells them that they're supposed to run away, they nod nervously and then run off, screaming again.
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* Lord Farquad's father is [[spoiler: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]!
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* Lord Farquad's father is [[spoiler: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]!Grumpy]]]]!
* The scene where Lord Farquaad rides in on a prop horse in the hammiest, most triumphant way possible. He would also give his horse different names in every performance (examples include Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/JustinBieber, Fiberglass, and Plastic Horse).
** Also, when he rides off with Fiona in tow, the horse wheels back like a truck in reverse, complete with the "backing up" beeping noise (even his guards scoot back in reverse).
* Farquaad playing ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' on the Magic Mirror...while taking a bubble bath.
** This gag was cut out of every subsequent production after the Broadway run. In its place is a scene where Farquaad works out in a dungeon-like gym. He even uses a medieval Shake Weight!
* The scene where Lord Farquaad rides in on a prop horse in the hammiest, most triumphant way possible. He would also give his horse different names in every performance (examples include Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/JustinBieber, Fiberglass, and Plastic Horse).
** Also, when he rides off with Fiona in tow, the horse wheels back like a truck in reverse, complete with the "backing up" beeping noise (even his guards scoot back in reverse).
* Farquaad playing ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' on the Magic Mirror...while taking a bubble bath.
** This gag was cut out of every subsequent production after the Broadway run. In its place is a scene where Farquaad works out in a dungeon-like gym. He even uses a medieval Shake Weight!
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* Fiona's SanitySlippage during her "adult" part of ''[[SoloDuet I Know It's Today]]''
-->'''Fiona:'''(while tearing one of her books to pieces)
-->''Cut the villains, cut the vamping''
-->''Cut this fairy tale''
-->''Cut the peril and the pitfalls!''
-->''Cut the [[Literature/{{Pinocchio}} puppet in the whale]]!''
-->''Cut the monsters! Cut the curses!''
-->''Keep the intro! Cut the verses!''
-->''And the WAITING, the WAITING, the WAITING, the WAITING... !''
-->'''''[[GoMadFromTheIsolation THE WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!]]'''''
-->[[MoodSwinger (sweetly)]]'' [[MoodSwinger But I know... he'll appear]]''
-->''Though I seem a'' [[{{Understatement}} bit]] ''bi-polar...''
* When Peter Pan swears he won't grow up, Pinocchio angrily tells him that he's thirty four and needs to shave.
** Many productions also have Pinocchio acting hilariously stunned when the other fairy tale creatures start singing "Freak Flag".
* The prisoners telling Donkey that Dragon keeps them alive because they sing backup for her. Cue the musical number.
* In "I Think I Got You Beat" Shrek and Fiona compare backstories. Fiona is ''very'' smug about her being sent away to the tower on Christmas Eve trumping Shrek being sent away from home on his birthday.
** The entire song is MiseryPoker exaggerated and a riot, but especially the part where Shrek mocks Fiona for her complaining about missing her prom as they perform in unison.
* Lord Farquad's father is [[spoiler: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]!
-->'''Fiona:'''(while tearing one of her books to pieces)
-->''Cut the villains, cut the vamping''
-->''Cut this fairy tale''
-->''Cut the peril and the pitfalls!''
-->''Cut the [[Literature/{{Pinocchio}} puppet in the whale]]!''
-->''Cut the monsters! Cut the curses!''
-->''Keep the intro! Cut the verses!''
-->''And the WAITING, the WAITING, the WAITING, the WAITING... !''
-->'''''[[GoMadFromTheIsolation THE WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!]]'''''
-->[[MoodSwinger (sweetly)]]'' [[MoodSwinger But I know... he'll appear]]''
-->''Though I seem a'' [[{{Understatement}} bit]] ''bi-polar...''
* When Peter Pan swears he won't grow up, Pinocchio angrily tells him that he's thirty four and needs to shave.
** Many productions also have Pinocchio acting hilariously stunned when the other fairy tale creatures start singing "Freak Flag".
* The prisoners telling Donkey that Dragon keeps them alive because they sing backup for her. Cue the musical number.
* In "I Think I Got You Beat" Shrek and Fiona compare backstories. Fiona is ''very'' smug about her being sent away to the tower on Christmas Eve trumping Shrek being sent away from home on his birthday.
** The entire song is MiseryPoker exaggerated and a riot, but especially the part where Shrek mocks Fiona for her complaining about missing her prom as they perform in unison.
* Lord Farquad's father is [[spoiler: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Grumpy]]]]!
