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* Smith fatally stabs a guy through the throat with a [[ImprobableWeaponUser carrot]] and dryly tells him, "[[BondOneLiner Eat your vegetables.]]" You pressed the play button less than ''[[EstablishingSeriesMoment two minutes ago.]]''
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** Hertz in general is loaded with hilarious lines, partly due to Giamatti's unrelenting hammy performance.
--->'''Hertz:''' [''After Smith has just wiped out a significant task force, including dozens of mooks running up the stairwell in a matter of seconds''] My god, do we really ''suck'', or is this guy really ''that good?!''
--->'''Hertz:''' [''After Smith has just wiped out a significant task force, including dozens of mooks running up the stairwell in a matter of seconds''] My god, do we really ''suck'', or is this guy really ''that good?!''
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* The rooftop shoot-out ends with the letters of a large glowing sign being shot out by Mr. Smith to spell "Fuck You." Then an annoyed Hertz shoots out the last word of the sign to read "Fuck You Too." ''Priceless.''
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* The rooftop shoot-out ends with the letters of a large glowing sign being shot out by Mr. Smith to spell "Fuck You." "[[note]]Assuming the last word is left behind on purpose, it could just as easily be "Fuck You, Tool"[[/note]] Then an annoyed Hertz shoots out the last word of the sign to read "Fuck You Too." ''Priceless.''
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-->'''DQ''': Why can't we just go to the police?
-->'''Smith''': I can't go to the police.
-->'''DQ''': Why not?
-->'''Smith''': Cause I'm the Unabomber.
-->'''DQ''': They ''caught'' the Unabomber.
-->'''Smith''': That's what they think.
-->'''Smith''': I can't go to the police.
-->'''DQ''': Why not?
-->'''Smith''': Cause I'm the Unabomber.
-->'''DQ''': They ''caught'' the Unabomber.
-->'''Smith''': That's what they think.
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-->'''DQ''': Why can't we just go to the police?
-->'''Smith''':police?\\
'''Smith''': I can't go to thepolice.
-->'''DQ''':police.\\
'''DQ''': Whynot?
-->'''Smith''':not?\\
'''Smith''': Cause I'm theUnabomber.
-->'''DQ''':Unabomber.\\
'''DQ''': They ''caught'' theUnabomber.
-->'''Smith''':Unabomber.\\
'''Smith''': That's what they think.
-->'''Smith''':
'''Smith''': I can't go to the
-->'''DQ''':
'''DQ''': Why
-->'''Smith''':
'''Smith''': Cause I'm the
-->'''DQ''':
'''DQ''': They ''caught'' the
-->'''Smith''':
'''Smith''': That's what they think.
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* After a mook jams Smith's BerserkButton (by slurping coffee), Smith takes him down quietly and ties him and gags him with duct tape...and then settles into his seat, pointedly slurping the man's coffee in the same way to show him how annoying it is.
* Smith jams a carrot into the trigger guard of an [=MP-5=] and lobs it over some crates to drive the Mooks to cover.
* Smith jams a carrot into the trigger guard of an [=MP-5=] and lobs it over some crates to drive the Mooks to cover.
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* The rooftop shoot-out in ''Film/ShootEmUp'', that ends with the letters of a large glowing sign being shot out by Mr. Smith to spell "Fuck You." Then an annoyed Hertz shoots out the last word of the sign to read "Fuck You Too." ''Priceless.''
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* The rooftop shoot-out in ''Film/ShootEmUp'', that ends with the letters of a large glowing sign being shot out by Mr. Smith to spell "Fuck You." Then an annoyed Hertz shoots out the last word of the sign to read "Fuck You Too." ''Priceless.''
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* Smith “disciplines” a mother who is spanking her son for misbehaving at the museum...by spanking her. The kid laughs as her mother is humiliated by Smith. Just as Smith finishes, a security guard tries to intervene, only to get knocked out by the former.
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* Smith “disciplines” a mother who is spanking her son for misbehaving at the museum...by spanking her. The kid laughs as her his mother is being publicly humiliated by Smith. Just as Smith finishes, a security guard tries to intervene, only to get knocked out by the former.
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* Smith “disciplines” a mother who threatens to spank her son at the museum...by spanking her. The kid laughs as her mother is humiliated by Smith. Just as Smith finishes, a security guard tries to intervene, only to get knocked out by the former.
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* Smith “disciplines” a mother who threatens to spank is spanking her son for misbehaving at the museum...by spanking her. The kid laughs as her mother is humiliated by Smith. Just as Smith finishes, a security guard tries to intervene, only to get knocked out by the former.
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* Smith “disciplines” a mother who threatens to spank her son at the museum...by spanking her. The kid laughs as her mother is humiliated by Smith. Just as Smith finishes, a security guard tries to intervene, only to get knocked out by the former.
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-->'''Smith''': I can't go to the police.
-->'''DQ''': Why not?
-->'''DQ''': Why not?
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* Somewhat meta. But on IMFDB (Internet Movie Firearms Database) Smith's Hand is [[http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Shoot_%27Em_Up#Smith.27s_Hand listed as a separate firearm]], with typical arguments over unrealistic portrayal of capacity/loading etc which are common to the site.
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* Somewhat meta. But meta, but on IMFDB (Internet Movie Firearms Database) Smith's Hand is [[http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Shoot_%27Em_Up#Smith.27s_Hand listed as a separate firearm]], with typical arguments over unrealistic portrayal of capacity/loading etc capacity/loading/etc. which are common to the site.
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--->'''Hertz:''' ''[deadpan]'' Fuck me Film/{{sideways}}.
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* Somewhat meta. But on IMFDB (Internet Movie Firearms Database) Smith's Hand is listed as a separate firearm, with typical arguments over unrealistic portrayal of capacity/loading etc which are common to the site.
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* Somewhat meta. But on IMFDB (Internet Movie Firearms Database) Smith's Hand is [[http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Shoot_%27Em_Up#Smith.27s_Hand listed as a separate firearm, firearm]], with typical arguments over unrealistic portrayal of capacity/loading etc which are common to the site.
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* The "tit-for-tat" limerick/monologue.
* Smith's version of his MultipleChoicePast:
-->'''DQ''': Why can't we just go to the police?
-->'''Smith''': Cause I'm the Unabomber.
-->'''DQ''': They ''caught'' the Unabomber.
-->'''Smith''': That's what they think.
* Hertz' FreakOut when he sees [[spoiler: the baby he ran over was a decoy]].
* Smith's version of his MultipleChoicePast:
-->'''DQ''': Why can't we just go to the police?
-->'''Smith''': Cause I'm the Unabomber.
-->'''DQ''': They ''caught'' the Unabomber.
-->'''Smith''': That's what they think.
* Hertz' FreakOut when he sees [[spoiler: the baby he ran over was a decoy]].
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* Smith conks one of the mooks by shooting the back of a filing cabinet and smashes it into his head. Even Oliver seems to find it amusing. It's made funnier by the music stopping for a second.
* Also, Hertz' failed baby-snipe attempt, which contains an ActorAllusion.
--->'''Hertz:''' ''[deadpan]'' Fuck me Film/{{sideways}}.
* The rooftop shoot-out in ''Film/ShootEmUp'', that ends with the letters of a large glowing sign being shot out by Mr. Smith to spell "Fuck You." Then an annoyed Hertz shoots out the last word of the sign to read "Fuck You Too." ''Priceless.''
* Somewhat meta. But on IMFDB (Internet Movie Firearms Database) Smith's Hand is listed as a separate firearm, with typical arguments over unrealistic portrayal of capacity/loading etc which are common to the site.
* Also, Hertz' failed baby-snipe attempt, which contains an ActorAllusion.
--->'''Hertz:''' ''[deadpan]'' Fuck me Film/{{sideways}}.
* The rooftop shoot-out in ''Film/ShootEmUp'', that ends with the letters of a large glowing sign being shot out by Mr. Smith to spell "Fuck You." Then an annoyed Hertz shoots out the last word of the sign to read "Fuck You Too." ''Priceless.''
* Somewhat meta. But on IMFDB (Internet Movie Firearms Database) Smith's Hand is listed as a separate firearm, with typical arguments over unrealistic portrayal of capacity/loading etc which are common to the site.
