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** The first victim, Aaron, has a surprisingly hilarious moment of TemptingFate at the start:
-->'''Aaron:''' Listen to me. Mr. Easton, I am the one who should live, okay? ''(is immediately stopped before the shotgun first)'' [[OhCrap Fuck.]]
-->'''Aaron:''' Listen to me. Mr. Easton, I am the one who should live, okay? ''(is immediately stopped before the shotgun first)'' [[OhCrap Fuck.]]
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'''Gena:''' Please! Please! (''the shotgun begins to arm'') Fuck! Push the thing! PUSH THE THING!
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'''Gena:''' Please! Please! (''the shotgun begins to arm'') Fuck! Push the thing! PUSH THE THING!THING!\\
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* In the Shotgun Carousel, six people spin around in a cage, and William, who's outside has to choose which two to live by pressing buttons to hold back a bullet on the person it's aiming at, making a sacrifice of his own by doing so. This is undoubtedly a very serious moment like always, but when they try to lie to convince him not to kill them, it becomes a little funny.
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm... I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:''' No, she's not! She's lying!
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm... I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:''' No, she's not! She's lying!
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* In the Shotgun Carousel, six people spin around in a cage, and William, who's outside has to choose which two to live by pressing buttons to hold back a bullet on the person it's aiming at, making a sacrifice of his own by doing so. This is undoubtedly a very serious moment like always, but when they try to lie to convince him not to kill them, it becomes a little funny.
funny, particularly when they drag on and on with the lie.
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm...I'm--[[BlatantLies [[BlatantLies I- I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:'''pregnant! I'm- I am pregnant!]]\\
'''Josh:''' No, she's not! [[ThatLiarLies She'slying!lying]]! She's fucking lying! Mr. Easton, she's lying!\\
'''Shelby:''' Mr. Easton, she's lying!\\
'''Gena:''' Fuck you!\\
'''Josh:''' Mr. Easton, she's lying!\\
'''Gena:''' I'm pregnant!\\
'''Josh:''' She's lying!\\
'''Gena:''' (''as the carousel stops with her in front of the shotgun'') No! No, fuck! I'm pregnant!\\
'''Josh:''' No, she's lying! She's fucking lying!\\
'''Shelby:''' Mr. Easton, it's not true!\\
'''Gena:''' Please! Please! (''the shotgun begins to arm'') Fuck! Push the thing! PUSH THE THING!
'''Josh:''' She's lying!\\
'''Gena:''' No, Mr. Easton! Push it, push the thing!
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm...
-->'''Josh:'''
'''Josh:''' No, she's not! [[ThatLiarLies She's
'''Shelby:''' Mr. Easton, she's lying!\\
'''Gena:''' Fuck you!\\
'''Josh:''' Mr. Easton, she's lying!\\
'''Gena:''' I'm pregnant!\\
'''Josh:''' She's lying!\\
'''Gena:''' (''as the carousel stops with her in front of the shotgun'') No! No, fuck! I'm pregnant!\\
'''Josh:''' No, she's lying! She's fucking lying!\\
'''Shelby:''' Mr. Easton, it's not true!\\
'''Gena:''' Please! Please! (''the shotgun begins to arm'') Fuck! Push the thing! PUSH THE THING!
'''Josh:''' She's lying!\\
'''Gena:''' No, Mr. Easton! Push it, push the thing!
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* First, there's the Shotgun Carousel, in which six people spin around in a cage, and William, who's outside has to choose which two to live by pressing buttons to hold back a bullet on the person it's aiming at, making a sacrifice of his own by doing so. This is undoubtedly a very serious moment like always, but when they try to lie to convince him not to kill them, it becomes a little funny.
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm... I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:''' No, she's not! She's lying!
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm... I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:''' No, she's not! She's lying!
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* In the Shotgun Carousel, six people spin around in a cage, and William, who's outside has to choose which two to live by pressing buttons to hold back a bullet on the person it's aiming at, making a sacrifice of his own by doing so. This is undoubtedly a very serious moment like always, but when they try to lie to convince him not to kill them, it becomes a little funny.
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm... I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:''' No, she's not! She's lying!
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm... I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:''' No, she's not! She's lying!
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* First, there's the Shotgun Carousel, in which six people spin around in a cage, and William, who's outside has to choose which two to live by pressing buttons to hold back a bullet on the person it's aiming at, making a sacrifice of his own by doing so. This is undoubtedly a very serious moment like always, but when they try to lie to convince him not to kill them, it becomes a little funny.
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm... I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:''' No, she's not! She's lying!
* John's lecture to William about healthcare starts out as intimidating as it should be, then takes a surprisingly amusing turn.
-->'''John:''' Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government. Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or the government. [[PrecisionFStrike They're made by the fucking insurance companies]].\\
''[{{beat}}, tense music reaches a crescendo, then stops]''\\
'''John:''' ''[amusedly]'' [[MoodWhiplash Piranha]]! ''[cut to John staring into William's fish tank, which is full of piranha]''
** Making this even funnier is that John first sounds like he has some serious ADD, and when he changes he seems to have suddenly noticed the fish.
** In the same scene:
--->'''William:''' The type of cancer you have is malignant and inoperable.\\
'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That rolled off your tongue real smooth]].\\
'''William:''' Even if the treatment works, the cancer will return eventually. It's an unwinnable battle.\\
'''John:''' That was even smoother. As a matter of fact, that was downright slick.
* First, there's the Shotgun Carousel, in which six people spin around in a cage, and William, who's outside has to choose which two to live by pressing buttons to hold back a bullet on the person it's aiming at, making a sacrifice of his own by doing so. This is undoubtedly a very serious moment like always, but when they try to lie to convince him not to kill them, it becomes a little funny.
-->'''Gena:''' Uhmm... I'm--[[BlatantLies I'm pregnant!]]
-->'''Josh:''' No, she's not! She's lying!
* John's lecture to William about healthcare starts out as intimidating as it should be, then takes a surprisingly amusing turn.
-->'''John:''' Healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and their patients, not by the government. Well, now I know they're not made by doctors and their patients or the government. [[PrecisionFStrike They're made by the fucking insurance companies]].\\
''[{{beat}}, tense music reaches a crescendo, then stops]''\\
'''John:''' ''[amusedly]'' [[MoodWhiplash Piranha]]! ''[cut to John staring into William's fish tank, which is full of piranha]''
** Making this even funnier is that John first sounds like he has some serious ADD, and when he changes he seems to have suddenly noticed the fish.
** In the same scene:
--->'''William:''' The type of cancer you have is malignant and inoperable.\\
'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That rolled off your tongue real smooth]].\\
'''William:''' Even if the treatment works, the cancer will return eventually. It's an unwinnable battle.\\
'''John:''' That was even smoother. As a matter of fact, that was downright slick.
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