History Funny / SamAndMaxHitTheRoad

'''Sam:''' You didn't pay anything.\\

** Leading up to the following BrickJoke:

-->''[Sam bursts into tears.]''

* Leave it to Creator/{{Lucasarts}} to put a joke in the setup menu. Said menu has a listing for "Random Memory Test". Select it and a pop-up box appears with the message "Who was the fourth president of the United States?"

** Sam saying "I wish I knew what Max was thinking," leads to several seconds of VisibleSilence followed by a sonar "ping!", to which Sam responds "Well, that was a waste of money."

-->'''Sam:''' I think we're witnessing a celestial convergence of some sort.\\

-->'''Max:''' Now you've done it! You've broken Sam's spirit with your stupid attempts to pick up that silly object![[note]]"item #[item ID]" in the subtitles, if you have them on[[/note]]

-->'''Max:''' Now you've done it! You've broken Sam's spirit with your stupid attempts to pick up that silly object!

** If you have subtitles on, when Max says "pick up that silly object", the subtitles show up as "pick up item #(bunch of numbers)". Also, if you try this during the brief point in the game when Sam and Max are separated, Sam finally says "Look, bub, don't make me stop this game and come out there!" instead of sobbing, and if you click on the item again, he growls menacingly.

* The "key" to Trixie's trailer that Doug gives Sam and Max. [[spoiler:It's just a crowbar.]]

** If you have subtitles on, when Max says "pick up that silly object", the subtitles show up as "pick up item #(bunch of numbers)". Also, if you try this during the brief point in the game when Sam and Max are separated, Sam finally says "Look, don't make me come out there!" instead of sobbing, and if you click on the item again, he growls menacingly.

* In the whack-a-rat game at the carnival, you can hit Max instead of the rats; he barely notices. The rats themselves are actually real, and start looking [[ShowsDamage more beaten up]] as the game goes on.

* After the Kushman brothers explain to Sam and Max that they don't wear clothes. (Their skin is naturally colored to resemble clothing.)

* After Sam and Max finally retrieve the tooth of a T-Rex [[spoiler: to use as one of the PlotCoupons to solve the final puzzle]]:

* After Sam and Max finally retrieve the tooth of a T-Rex (long story):

* In the whack-a-rat game at the carnival, you can hit Max instead of the rats; he barely notices.

* If you attempt to pick up an object that is classified as a background element or a permanent non-inventory item, Sam will say "[[ICantUseTheseThingsTogether I can't pick that up]]." [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9MlUuU4MZg However, if you persist...]]

-->'''Sam:''' This doesn't look like a frog at all.
'''Max:''' My innocence has been shattered by this blatant tourist trap. I want my money back.
'''Sam:''' You didn't pay anything.

'''Sam:''' I think we're witnessing a celestial convergence of some sort.