History Funny / SaintsRow2

'''Gat:''' …change of plans.

--> '''Pilot:''' Ya know if people would stop trying to kill me I'd have a better chance at getting us back.\\

''She turns and puts her foot down. She had spoken. Gat, badass extraordinaire, turns to the Boss with a pussy whipped expression and concedes''.

'''Johnny''': Why the fuck not?\\

'''Johnny''': Or what, you'll hold me in contempt of court? You're already planning on giving me the chair, do you really think I give a shit about you not liking me? Fuck off.\\
'''Judge''': I'm curious to see if your cavalier attitude holds up when over 3,000 volts are running through your body.\\
'''Johnny''': Oh yeah? And I'm curious to see if you'll stop acting like a douchebag when I shove that gavel '''''up your ass!'''''\\
'''Legal Lee''': My client would like that stricken from the record!

--->'''Aisha:''' And where were you thinking of having this little meeting? ''(Boss and Gat look at each other, thinking for a moment, then start looking around her house).'' No.\\
'''Gat:''' Well this place is pretty spacious.\\

'''Gat:''' Come on, Eesh.\\

''She turns and puts her foot down. She had spoken. Gat, badass extraordinaire, turns to the Boss with a pussy whipped expression and concedes they have to find somewhere else''.
** Both Gat and The Boss get actually get spooked a little by her insistence. Two hardcore gangsters are spooked by a musician.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVL6Q0z2nfU The Boss singing along to the Final Countdown.]]

** "Bling Bling! [[JiveTurkey The term may be outdated]], [[WereStillRelevantDammit but out marketing department doesn't care]]."

** Even funnier cause of all the customization options present you can make a complete monster with a ugly face, blue mustache, green beard, wearing no pants, traffic cone on his/her/it's head and a bra and watch as the game tries to tell a serious story about gangsters.

* The Boss, in the intro of "The Enemy of My Enemy" (one of the final Brotherhood missions), proves themselves to be the worst ski-ball player ever. As in they basically start '''throwing''' the ski balls overhand like someone would throw a baseball, and they're ''still'' missing.

* One of the dialogues when starting a Drug Trafficking mission with Luz Avalos shows that [[CallBack she still hasn't let go off a certian comment the Boss did during the last game]].

*** Even better is that this Activity gets a CallBack in ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'':

*** Fridge Humor (and/or [[FridgeHorror Horror]]) comes into play when your reward for completing the Red Light District and Suburbs Expansion instances are a discount in food items and increased weapons accuracy, respectively. [[{{Squick}} Oh, dear.]]

'''Female Voice 2:''' Do you think [[ShipTease Pierce likes me]]? Because sometimes I can't tell.\\

''Female Voice 1:''' Shaundi, you're like the coolest Saint ever. Way better than Dex, that guy was no fun.\\

'''Boss:''' Hold on little person in phone, I'll save you.\\

--> '''Boss:''' Why is there a little person talking in the phone?\\

'''Male Voice 3:''' ''(placidly)'' Si. Si, yo soy. [[labelnote:translation]] [[BluntYes Yes.]] [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Yes I am.]][[/labelnote]]

!Story

---> [[spoiler:'''Julius''']]: You look different. Did you do something---
---> '''Boss:''' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore I didn't do shit with my hair!]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJvqFOOToek The opening of the mission "Saint's Seven"]]. Pierce goes over his intricately-planned heist for a Ronin casino. He talks about how they'll distract a security guard, sneak in through the security door, cut the power... and then Gat cuts him off, and suggest that they walk into the casino and just shoot all the motherfuckers that are between them and the money. The Boss agrees with Gat's idea, and the two walk away to do the job, leaving behind a very annoyed Pierce.
* Another Ronin mission has Gat dragging a Ronin to Aisha's house after finding him parading around in Saints turf. Here's how Johnny's interrogation goes:
--> '''Boss:''' Got something you wanna tell me?!
--> '''Ronin:''' (''spits in Boss' s face'') Go to hell!
--> '''Johnny:''' That wasn't very nice. (''He smashes the Ronin through a glass table'')\\
'''Aisha:''' Johnny! I just bought that table!
** Johnny being [[AxCrazy Johnny]], he doesn't put up with the Ronin's sass for long and...
--> '''Ronin:''' I'll die before I tell you anything.\\
'''Johnny:''' Yep. (''He shoots the Ronin in the back of the head.'')\\
'''Aisha:''' ''Johnny!''\\
'''Johnny:''' It'll wash out!\\
'''Aisha:''' It better.
** Finally, after Johnny talks to the Boss about messing up a Ronin nightclub, Aisha returns scowling at Johnny and holding a mop.
--> '''Johnny:''' Uh... can you go on ahead? I... gotta clean up. (''He is seen in a later cutscene trying to dispose of a bagged body in a trash can with a disapproving Aisha watching on.'')
* For that matter, when first meeting Aisha and discussing setting up a new hideout.
-->'''Aisha:''' "And where were you thinking of having this little meeting?" ''(Boss and Gat look at each other, thinking for a moment, then start looking around her house).'' "No."\\
'''Gat:''' "Well this place is pretty spacious."\\
'''Aisha:''' "No."\\
'''Boss:''' "The colors are very soothing."\\
'''Aisha:''' "No!"\\
'''Gat:''' "Come on, Eesh."\\
'''Aisha:''' "This ain't no fuckin' gang clubhouse!"\\

--> '''Boss:''' "Why is there a little person talking in the phone?"
--> '''Shaundi:''' "Holy shit, Boss! Are you high?"
--> '''Boss:''' "Hold on little person in phone, I'll save you."
--> '''Shaundi:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "I'm gonna die, great..."]]

--->'''Shaundi''': Holy shit, are you fuckin' high!?
---> '''Male Voice 3''': ''(placidly)'' Si. Si, yo soy. [[labelnote:translation]] [[BluntYes Yes.]] [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Yes I am.]][[/labelnote]]

--->'''Mr. Sunshine:''' "They call me Mr. Sunshine."
---> '''Boss:''' "Well listen here, sunshine. I don't care how ''fucked up'' your face is. I ain't scared of ''you'', or that '''other''' arsehole."

--> '''Shaundi:''' "Are you sure? They'll probably send more guys to try and kill us."
--> '''Boss:''' "You- you can handle them, right?"
--> '''Shaundi:''' "Probably not."
--> '''Boss:''' "(relaxed) That- that's nice. (passes out)"
--> '''Shaundi:''' Fuckin' lightweights.

----> "I'd feel better about our odds if our leader wasn't fucking high."
* After the fight against [[spoiler:Mr. Sunshine]], there's his RasputinianDeath:

---> '''Pierce:''' (as the helicopter comes into view) "I ''always'' listen, I'm ''always'' on time and I ''always'' pay attention!"
---> '''Boss:''' "Pierce... helicopters."
---> '''Pierce:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I know we're looking for helicopters!]] I told you, I got this!"
---> '''Boss:''' "The fucking helicopters are here, Pierce!"
---> '''Pierce:''' "[[OhCrap SHIT!]]" ''[Slams foot on gas pedal to start the car]''

---> "This is worse than getting shot."
---> "Pierce, we really need to talk about your taste in music."
---> "Are you ''shittin''' me?!"
---> "Son, you're no Ne-Yo."
---> "You're killing me, Pierce."
* The Boss, in the intro of "The Enemy of My Enemy" (one of the final Brotherhood missions), proves themselves to be the worst ski-ball player ever.
** As in they basically start '''throwing''' the ski balls overhand like someone would throw a baseball, and they're ''still'' missing.
* In the Ronin mission Visiting Hours, you must [[spoiler:escort a bedridden Johnny Gat out of the hospital full of Ronin attackers]]. All of the voices get great lines, but an especially funny one is Female Voice 1 (the voice actress' delivery of the line really makes it):
--> '''[[spoiler:Johnny]]:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue "You know, you could have brought flowers]] [[DeadpanSnarker instead of people trying to kill me."]]
--> '''Boss:''' "Bitch, bitch, bitch."
** Amusingly enough, Carlos also says this during the Brotherhood mission Waste Not Want Not:
---> '''Pilot:''' "Ya know if people would stop trying to kill me I'd have a better chance at getting us back."
---> '''Carlos:''' "Bitch, bitch, bitch..."
* In the opening cutscene for "Aerial Assault", Laura announces that her husband Tobias has a pilot's license, and he can fly you over the pot farm owned by the Sons of Samedi. The Boss is incredulous, but then Tobias comes in and says "[[TheComicallySerious Do I look like I'm joking?]]" (Note: [[WalkingShirtlessScene He's not wearing a shirt]], and has an almost comical helicopter pilot helmet on his head.)
** Later, Tobias has this gem if you take too long and the helicopter takes too much damage.
--> '''Tobias:''' "You know, it's a little bit difficult to fly this thing when it's '''[[SuddenlyShouting FILLED WITH FUCKING BULLETS!]]'''"
** It's his delivery that makes it awesome; most of the time during the mission he sounds like a really calm, stoned DangerDeadpan.
** Doubly funny with that mission is the fact you are effectively burning down a pot farm from the air. As Tobias starts to make circles over the fields to make sure you got everything, the screen starts to get fuzzy. It only gets more pronounced as the smoke and fire spreads. That's right, the Boss is high as a kite and has a machine gun.
** The best part is that Tobias is voiced by ''[[Franchise/MassEffect Garrus fucking Vakarian]]'' of all people. Yes, Garrus did in fact drop the F bomb.

** Gryphon asks you to kill a guy who apparently shows up in a ninja costume to work. [[spoiler: The guy is also a real ninja, as he multiplies and teleports to your building, fancy smoke included.]]

!Gameplay

-->[slightly slurred] "Now ''where'' can I find a ''[[NoodleImplements garden gnome]]''?\\

[Mildly annoyed] "Ah shit, I got the spins again...!"

-->'''Dispatcher''': ''(sigh)'' [[ARareSentence I can't believe I'm saying this...]] but there's [[ChainsawGood a chainsaw massacre]] in progress. \\
'''Dispatcher''': [[CoolVersusAwesome Pirates are fighting ninjas. Repeat, pirates are fighting ninjas.]]\\
'''Dispatcher''': A bunch of teenagers are having fun. [[DisproportionateRetribution Stop them.]]

** One dispatch is referred to as a "[[Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacre Code Texas]]", which upon arrival is a dozen or so college kids running around with chainsaws murdering people in a deranged prank.

--> "So... you hungry?"

-->"So THIS is what I've been missing out watching anime all day!"\\
"Oh god, please don't be a fucking [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]]..."

** Sometimes, one of the clients is a [[GranolaGirl hippie chick]] who will beg you to kill a random "[[AnimalWrongsGroup carnivore]]" on the roadside.

-->"FUCK ME LIKE AN EQUESTRIAN!"

-->Announcer: "NUCLEAR POWER! Its the way to glow!"

** "Brass Knuckles, for when you really just wanna beat the hell out of people!"

* Ronin missions generally get a few of these at Pierce's expense. An early one involves shooting up a Ronin-controlled casino with Pierce and Johnny. The opening cinematic for the next mission goes something like this.
-->'''TV Announcer:''' Video surveillance footage captured images of notorious Saints member Johnny Gat and the Saints' gang leader in the assault, as well as an unknown accomplice.\\
'''Pierce:''' (''indignant'') [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Unknown accomplice]] ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne my ass!]]''
** Meanwhile the police was doing a [[ChalkOutline trace of a slain cop]] and ends with the police [[FunnyBackgroundEvent taking a picture of dead cop together]]. Apparently Troy brought his most incompetent policemen to make sure the Saints do their job.
* A random funny event while driving:
--> *Rams into car*
--> '''[[spoiler: Zombie Carlos]]:''' [[TheUnintelligible "Uuuuunnhhhhh urraaaaaaggggghhhnn!"]]\\
--> '''Shaundi:''' [[TheStoner "Well, that came outta nowhere..."]]

---> '''Shaundi:''' Y'know, we could walk.
---> '''Boss:''' Jesus Christ, Pierce.
* While exploring the mall, players could came across an area that looks like a children's playground. Nothing out of the ordinary at first sight, but when when they walk inside, they'll come across a toy doll house [[spoiler:sex doll]] on the inside.
* The first cutscenes showing the leaders of The Brotherhood and The Sons of Samedi are mostly played straight, showing the player what kind of [[AxCrazy ruthless]] [[BadBoss psychos]] run them. The one for The Ronin, however, shows [[SmugSnake whiny]] [[{{Bishonen}} Shogo Akuji]], who is too busy telling [[TheDragon Jyunichi]] to speak in English to worry about the fact the Saints robbed his casino. Jyunichi bows and apologizes, but when there's a knock at the door, he springs back up, sword at the ready. Shogo's reaction is to [[FacePalm shake his head]] and casually open the door, showing a waiter bringing in a cup of tea (presumably Jyunichi's) and a bottle of booze (Shogo later [[BadBoss slams the door on the poor guy]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when he asks for a tip]]). After grabbing Jyunichi's sword, [[MundaneUtility cutting open the bottle with it]], and sitting back down, Shogo tells Jyunichi to let HIM worry about the casino, and just worry about "Whatever the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] I tell you to worry about." Oh, and to round it off, he says this line while ordering a hooker in the room to give him a blowjob.
* Shaundi's ex-boyfriend intelligence network finally fails when it comes up against [[spoiler:the Pyramid]]. Then she somehow manages to get the information anyway by the very next cutscene. She took the Boss' advice to make some new friend really quick.

** Male student: ''I know I shouldn't have called God a pussy!''
** Male geek: ''Turn into mist... Turn into mist...''
** Female emo: ''Please be the apocalypse! Please be the apocalypse! ''

** ''"I got your top story '''right here!'''"'' (Pulling out a ''huge'' shotgun and shoots a cop.)

* When a listener called Ultor FM asking for Veteran Child, the robotic DJ tells him that [=GenX=] is bought by Ultor.
** Caller: "So... can I still buy weed from you?"
* '''The entirety of Septic Avenger''' is a SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfFunny. While it's a [[BreatherLevel relatively easy and mundane]] activity compared to others like Escort or Mayhem, the drivers have ''plenty'' of [[DeadpanSnarker amusing commentary]] that'll definitely split your sides. It also helps that A, you can listen to the radio (try playing My Chemical Romance's "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43DTbNfD8Yg Teenagers]]" while you're unloading raw sewage on the population of Stilwater!) during the Activity, and B, the ''very premise'' of the activity is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.
---> '''Tony:'''
----> "This thing owns the road!"
----> "You want me to pull over? Fuck you!"
----> [[CaptainObvious "This is a whole lotta shit."]]
----> [[LampshadeHanging "Seriously, how hard is it to avoid a goddamn septic truck?!"]]
----> [[SarcasmMode "My fault!]] *beat* [[NeverMyFault My fault!"]]
----> "I'll plow through anything that gets in my way!"
----> "I wish I could see the look on the home owner's face."
----> [[CrossesTheLineTwice "This hit and run thing really gets easier the more you do it."]]

----> '''Boss:''' "Where's a septic truck when you need one?"

-->'''Luz''': "I just want to set the record straight, those were ''not'' last season's shoes."

--> '''Tobias:''' "You know, it's a little bit difficult to fly this thing when it's '''FILLED WITH FUCKING BULLETS!'''"

-->'''Luz''': "I just want to set the record straight, those were ''not'' last season's shoes."

* ''Ultor Family Fun Day'' has situations so ridiculous that it wouldn't look out of place in the third game:

-->*Rams into car*\\
'''[[spoiler: Zombie Carlos]]:''' [[TheUnintelligible "Uuuuunnhhhhh urraaaaaaggggghhhnn!"]]\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[TheStoner "Well, that came outta nowhere..."]]

-->'''Shaundi:''' Y'know, we could walk.
-->'''Boss:''' Jesus Christ, Pierce.

* ''Ultor Family Fun Day'' has situations so ridiculous that it wouldn't look out of place in the third game:
** After the first segment of the level, the Boss gets attacked by ''a gang of mimes.''
** Gryphon asks you to kill a guy who apparently shows up in a ninja costume to work. [[spoiler: The guy is also a real ninja, as he multiplies and teleports to your building, fancy smoke included.]]
* In the opening cutscene for "Aerial Assault", Laura announces that her husband Tobias has a pilot's license, and he can fly you over the pot farm owned by the Sons of Samedi. The Boss is incredulous, but then Tobias comes in and says "[[TheComicallySerious Do I look like I'm joking?]]" (Note: [[WalkingShirtlessScene He's not wearing a shirt]], and has an almost comical helicopter pilot helmet on his head.)
** Later, Tobias has this gem if you take too long and the helicopter takes too much damage.
--> '''Tobias:''' You know, it's a little bit difficult to fly this thing when it's '''FILLED WITH FUCKING BULLETS!''
** It's his delivery that makes it awesome; most of the time during the mission he sounds like a really calm, stoned DangerDeadpan.
** Doubly funny with that mission is the fact you are effectively burning down a pot farm from the air. As Tobias starts to make circles over the fields to make sure you got everything, the screen starts to get fuzzy. It only gets more pronounced as the smoke and fire spreads. That's right, the Boss is high as a kite and has a machine gun.
** The best part is that Tobias is voiced by ''[[Franchise/MassEffect Garrus fucking Vakarian]]'' of all people. Yes, Garrus did in fact drop the F bomb.

--> '''[[spoiler:Johnny]]:''' You know, you could have brought flowers instead of people trying to kill me.
--> '''Boss:''' ''Bitch, bitch, bitch.''
** Amusingly enough, Carlos also says this during the mission Waste Not Want Not:

* In the Ronin mission ''Visiting Hours'', you must [[spoiler:escort a bedridden Johnny Gat out of the hospital full of Ronin attackers]]. All of the voices get great lines, but an especially funny one is Female Voice 1 (the voice actress' delivery of the line really makes it):
-->'''[[spoiler:Johnny]]:''' You know, you could have brought flowers instead of people trying to kill me. \\
'''Boss:''' ''Bitch, bitch, bitch.''

* [[FrenchJerk Sophie's]] dialogue during a Septic Avenger activity, especially how she gloriously declares a revolution on Ultor, men, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking taxes]].
** More lines of dialogue from Sophie include statements that could easily echo the player's if they were the ones driving, including "Why won't anyone get out of my way?"
** Really, '''the entirety of Septic Avenger''' is a SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfFunny. While it's a [[BreatherLevel relatively easy and mundane]] activity compared to others like Escort or Mayhem, the drivers have ''plenty'' of [[DeadpanSnarker amusing commentary]] that'll definitely split your sides. It also helps that A, you can listen to the radio (try playing My Chemical Romance's "Teenagers" while you're unloading raw sewage on the population of Stilwater!) during the Activity, and B, the ''very premise'' of the activity is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.

----> [[SarcasmMode "My fault!]] [[NeverMyFault *beat* My fault!"]]

--> "Why is there a little person talking in the phone?"\\
"Holy shit, Boss! Are you high?"\\
"Hold on little person in phone, I'll save you."\\
"... I'm gonna die, great..."

--->'''Shaundi''': Holy shit, are you fuckin' high!?\\
'''Male Voice 3''': ''(placidly)'' Si. Si, yo soy. [[labelnote:translation]] [[BluntYes Yes.]] [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Yes I am.]][[/labelnote]]

--->'''Mr. Sunshine:''' ''They call me Mr. Sunshine.''\\
'''Boss:''' ''Well listen here, sunshine. I don't care how ''fucked up'' your face is. I ain't scared of ''you'', or that '''other''' arsehole.''

-->'''Shaundi:''' Are you sure? They'll probably send more guys to try and kill us.\\
'''Boss:''' You- you can handle them, right?\\
'''Shaundi:''' Probably not.\\
'''Boss:''' (relaxed) That- that's nice. (passes out)\\
'''Shaundi:''' Fuckin' lightweights.

* After the fight against [[spoiler:Mr. Sunshine]], there's his RasputinianDeath:
--> '''Boss:''' For fuck's sake, [[WhyWontYouDie just die already!]]

* Bonding Experience (Sons of Samedi mission #7) has quite a few.
** For example, the opening cutscene has a moment where Pierce is complaining about how the Saints get their information "From one of the 600 guys Shaundi used to fuck" [[note]][[RunningGag Guess who tips off the Saints this time?]][[/note]], with the reason the Boss is taking him along is to make him feel ''slightly'' better.
** And another one comes when the mission starts, when Pierce is complaining again to the Boss, ignoring the ''Samedi helicopter flying above them.''
--> '''Pierce:''' (as the helicopter comes into view) I ''always'' listen, I'm ''always'' on time and I ''always'' pay attention!\\
'''Boss:''' Pierce... helicopters.\\
'''Pierce:''' I know we're looking for helicopters! I told you, I got this!\\
'''Boss:''' No Pierce, the goddamn helicopters are here!\\
'''Pierce:''' [[OhCrap SHIT!]] (''slams foot on gas pedal to start the car'')\\
** The fun continues with Pierce changing the radio to Ne-Yo's "So Sick" and tries to sing along, but [[StylisticSuck fails horribly]], leading to the Boss making comments like these:
--->"This is worse than getting shot."\\
"Pierce, we really need to talk about your taste in music."\\
"Are you ''shittin''' me?!"\\
"Son, you're no Ne-Yo."\\
"You're killing me, Pierce."
* The Boss, in the intro of "The Enemy of My Enemy" (one of the final Brotherhood missions), proves themselves to be the worst ski-ball player ever.
** As in they basically start '''throwing''' the ski balls overhand like someone would throw a baseball, and they're ''still'' missing.

-->'''Luz''': "I just want to set the record straight, those were ''not'' last season's shoes."
* '''The entirety of Septic Avenger.''' While a [[BreatherLevel relatively easy and mundane]] activity compared to others like Escort or Mayhem, the drivers have ''plenty'' of [[DeadpanSnarker amusing commentary]] that'll definitely split your sides. It also helps that A, you can listen to the radio during the Activity, and B, the ''very premise'' of the activity is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.
--> '''Tony:'''
---> "This thing owns the road!"
---> "You want me to pull over? Fuck you!"
---> [[CaptainObvious "This is a whole lotta shit."]]
---> [[LampshadeHanging "Seriously, how hard is it to avoid a goddamn septic truck?!"]]
---> [[SarcasmMode "My fault!]] [[NeverMyFault *beat* My fault!"]]
---> "I'll plow through anything that gets in my way!"
---> "I wish I could see the look on the home owner's face."
---> [[CrossesTheLineTwice "This hit and run thing really gets easier the more you do it."]]
** Even better is that this Activity gets a CallBack in ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'':
---> '''Boss:''' "Where's a septic truck when you need one?"
** Fridge Humor (and/or [[FridgeHorror Horror]]) comes into play when your reward for completing the Red Light District and Suburbs Expansion instances are a discount in food items and increased weapons accuracy, respectively. [[{{Squick}} Oh, dear.]]

* '''The entirety of Septic Avenger.''' While a [[BreatherLevel relatively easy and mundane]] activity compared to others like Escort or Mayhem, the drivers have ''plenty'' of [[DeadpanSnarker amusing commentary]] that'll definitely split your sides.

-->'''Luz''': "I just want to set the record straight, those were ''not'' last season's shoes."

** One dispatch is referred to as a "[[Franchise/TheTexasChainsawMassacre Code Texas]]", which upon arrival is a dozen or so college kids running around with chainsaws murdering people in a deranged prank.

** Doubly funny with that mission is the fact you are effectively burning down a pot farm from the air. As Tobias starts to make circles over the fields to make sure you got everything, the screen starts to get fuzzy. It only gets more pronounced as the smoke and fire spreads. That's right, the Boss is high as a kite and and has a machine gun.

* The first cutscenes showing the leaders of The Brotherhood and The Sons of Samedi are mostly played straight, showing the player what kind of [[AxCrazy ruthless]] [[BadBoss psychos]] run them. The one for The Ronin, however, shows [[SmugSnake whiny]] [[{{Bishonen}} Shogo Akuji]], who is busy telling [[TheDragon Jyunichi]] to speak in English to worry about the fact the Saints robbed his casino. Jyunichi bows and apologizes, but when there's a knock at the door, he springs back up, sword at the ready. Shogo's reaction is to [[FacePalm shake his head]] and casually open the door, showing a waiter bringing in a cup of tea (presumably Jyunichi's) and a bottle of booze (Shogo later [[BadBoss slams the door on the poor guy]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when he asks for a tip]]). After grabbing Jyunichi's sword, [[MundaneUtility cutting open the bottle with it]], and sitting back down, Shogo tells Jyunichi to let HIM worry about the casino, and just worry about "Whatever the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] I tell you to worry about." Oh, and to round it off, he says this line while ordering a hooker in the room to give him a blowjob.

* While exploring the mall, players could came across an area that looks like a children's playground. Nothing out of the ordinary at first sight, but when when they walk inside, they'll come across a toy doll house[[spoiler:sex doll]] on the inside.