History Funny / SaintsRow2

** The best part is that Tobias is voiced by ''[[Franchise/MassEffect Garrus]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[RetroactiveRecognition Vakarian]]'' of all people

** One escort had the Asian girl(the one that talks about Japan and other shit) and the mistress (talks about the client licking her feet). It was funny.

* [[FrenchJerk Sophie's]] dialogue during a septic avenger activity, especially how she gloriously declares a revolution on Ultor, men, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking taxes]]

* A bit of a meta example, but the commercials that Creator/GaryBusey did to promote the game mix between hilarious moments and the NightmareFuel that is inevitable with anything Busey is involved with.

* A bit of a meta example, but the commercials that Gary Busey did to promote the game mix between hilarious moments and the NightmareFuel that is inevitable with anything Busey is involved with.

* In the mission [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin ''Bad Trip'']], The Boss is kidnapped and drugged for an "interview" with the high-ranking Sons of Samedi members in the General's limo. The Boss escapes the limo and has to protect the Saints hideout from attacking Samedi... all while higher than a kite. The dialogue during this mission is pretty hilarious.

** Then the Boss enters the room to bust Johnny out and holds up a cop. The cop drops his gun, which [[ShurFineGuns discharges]]. Everyone ducks for cover (except for Johnny, proving how much of a badass he is), but Legal Lee pokes his head out from behind the desk, capping the scene off with another CMOF.

*** Even better is that Vladimir, the Ship It! spokesman, is voiced by Jason Zumwalt, [[HeyItsThatVoice who pretty much has the same accent as]] [[GrandTheftAutoIV Roman Bellic]].

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJvqFOOToek The opening of the mission "Saint's Seven"]]. Pierce goes over his intricately-planned heist for a Ronin casino. He talks about how they'll distract a security guard, sneak in through the security door, cut the power... and then Gat cuts him off, and suggest that they walk into the casino and just shoot all the motherfuckers that are between them and the money. The Boss agrees with Gat's idea, and the two walk away to do the job, leaving behind a very annoyed Pierce.

'''Pierce:''' (''indignant'') [[ITakeOffenseToThatOne Unknown accomplice]] ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatOne my ass!]]''

* Ronin missions generally get a few of these at Pierce's expense. An early one involves shooting up a Ronin-controlled casino with Pierce and Johnny, and the ending cinematic goes something like this.
-->'''TV Announcer:''' Video surveillance footage captured images of notorious Saints member Johnny Gat and the Saints gang leader in the assault, as well as an unknown accomplice.\\
'''Pierce:''' (''indignant'') Unknown accomplice ''my ass!''

* When flying a helicopter and destroying the Sons of Samedi's Loa Dust fields, Tobias has this gem if you're not doing so well.
--> '''Tobias:''' You know, it's a little bit difficult to fly this thing when it's '''FILLED WITH FUCKING BULLETS!''
** It's his delivery that makes it awesome; most of the time during the mission he sounds like a really calm, stoned DangerDeadpan.
** Doubly funny with that mission is the fact you are effectively burning down a pot farm from the air. As Tobias starts to make circles over the fields to make sure you got everything, the screen starts to get fuzzy. It only gets more pronounced as the smoke and fire spreads. That's right, the Boss is high as a kite and and has a machine gun.

---> '''Boss:''' [[RunningJoke I didn't do shit with my hair!]]
* Johnny's trial in ''Saints 2'' is awesome.

'''Shaundi:''' Fuckin lightweights.

*** Male Voice 2 (i.e. black guy) is hilarious when he sings along to Take On Me, because he gets weirdly excited at the start, and during the final verse he geeks out over the music video.

* One of the voices passes comment on a prison break. "I hope Shaundi wasn't high when she came up with this plan."

-->[slightly slurred] "Now ''where'' can I find a ''garden gnome''?\\

* The Boss, in the intro of The Enemy of My Enemy (one of the final Brotherhood missions), proves him/herself to be the worst ski-ball player ever.
** As in he/she basically starts '''throwing''' the ski balls overhand like someone would throw a baseball.
*** And ''still'' missing.

* When cruising around Stilwater, you may or may not come across some black rappers. If you do, there is a chance that they may bust out a rhyme in the vein of "I spit like a cobra; bitch I'm supernova!"

* Toby: "[[TheComicallySerious Do I look like I'm joking?]]" (Note: He's [[WalkingShirtlessScene He's not wearing a shirt]], and has an almost comical helicopter pilot helmet on his head.)

* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment in the intro cutscene of the "Appointed Defender" mission has the Boss smashing a bottle in a regular's face and the text crawl on the TV news reporting on it just seconds later.

* If you wait around for A-Ha's ''Take On Me'' to play on the radio, the character will sing along with it. Quite amusing.
** In addition to ''Take On Me'', every character voice gets another song that they sing along to. For example, Female Voice 1 (Caucasian) will sing to ''Everybody Wants to Rule the World'' by Tears for Fears, Male Voice 2 (Afro-American) sings to ''Sister Christian'' by Night Ranger, Female Voice 3 (Latina) sings with ''Land Down Under'' by Men at Work... the list goes on.

-->'''Dispatcher''': ''(sigh)'' [[ARareSentance I can't believe I'm saying this...]] but there's [[ChainsawGood a chainsaw massacre]] in progress. \\

* In the Ronin mission ''Visiting Hours'', you must [[spoiler:escort a bedridden Johnny Gat out of the hospital full of Ronin attackers]]. All of the voices get great lines, but this editor's personal favorite is Female Voice 1 (the voice actress' delivery of the line really makes it):

*** Even more so when it's a sly DeveloperInJoke [[WhatCouldHaveBeen based on the first possible name for Saints Row]], while also perfectly explaining why it wasn't used for the final product.

*** Even better is that Vladimir, the Ship It! spokesman, is voiced by JasonZumwalt, [[HeyItsThatVoice who pretty much has the same accent as]] [[GrandTheftAutoIV Roman Bellic]] - I can picture this phone call now:
--->'''Vladimir''': ''[[MemeticMutation HEY NIKO, EETS YOUR CAUSIN! LET'S GO SAILING!]]''

* A random funny event while driving with a few of my homies:

* The first cutscenes showing the leaders of The Brotherhood and The Sons of Samedi are mostly played straight, showing the player what kind of [[AxCrazy ruthless]] [[BadBoss pyschos]] run them. The one for The Ronin, however, shows [[SmugSnake whiney]] [[{{Bishōnen}} Shogo Akuji]], who is busy telling [[TheDragon Jyunichi]] to speak in English to worry about the fact the Saints robbed his casino. Jyunichi bows and apologizes, but when there's a knock at the door, he springs back up, sword at the ready. Shogo's reaction is to [[FacePalm shake his head]] and casually open the door, showing a waiter bringing in a cup of tea (presumably Jyunichi's) and a bottle of booze (Shogo later [[BadBoss slams the door on the poor guy]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when he asks for a tip]]). After grabbing Jyunichi's sword, [[MundaneUtility cutting open the bottle with it]], and sitting back down, Shogo tells Jyunichi to let HIM worry about the casino, and just worry about "Whatever the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] I tell you to worry about." Oh, and to round it off, he says this line while ordering a hooker in the room to give him a blowjob.

* When a listener called Ultor FM asking for Veteran Child, the robotic DJ tells him that GenX is bought by Ultor.

* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment in the intro cutscene of the "Appointed Defender" mission has the Boss smashing a bottle in a regular's face and the text crawl on the TV news reporting on it just seconds later.

* Toby: "[[TheComicallySerious Do I look like I'm joking?" (Note: He's [[WalkingShirtlessScene He's not wearing a shirt]], and has an almost comical helicopter pilot helmet on his head.)

-->'''Dispatcher''': ''(sigh)'' I can't believe I'm saying this... but there's a chainsaw massacre in progress. \\
'''Dispatcher''': Pirates are fighting ninjas. Repeat, pirates are fighting ninjas.\\

'''Boss:''' Bitch, bitch, bitch.

* After the fight against [[spoiler:Mr. Sunshine]]:

** For example, the opening cutscene has a moment where Pierce is complaining about how the Saints get their information on the gang [[note]]From one of the 600 guys Shaundi used to fuck[[/note]].

* Toby: "Do I look like I'm joking?"
* Mr. Sunshine's RasputinianDeath.

** It goes from funny to downright hilarious if you changed the sex of your character from ''Saints Row'' to female.

** For example, the opening cutscene has a moment where Pierce is complaining about how the Saints get their information on the gang [[hottip:*:From one of the 600 guys Shaundi used to fuck]].

** Caller: "So... can I still buy weed from you?"

** "Bling Bling! [[JiveTurkey The term may be outdated]], [[WereStillRelevantDamnit but out marketing department doesn't care]]."

** The ads for [[http://saintsrow.wikia.com/wiki/Ship_It Ship It!]], where a Russian spokesperson flubs his attempts to attract people to the store, (including [[DidISayThatOutLoud blatantly stating that his boats are used for human trafficking, organ smuggling, and drug running]], and ''[[AnOfferYouCantRefuse outright threatening]]'' [[AndYourLittleDogToo customers and their families]]), [[SurroundedByIdiots much to the chagrin of the director]]. The tagline for Ship It! is even "Bad At Marketing, Great At Boats!"
*** Even better is that Vladimir, the Ship It! spokesman, is voiced by JasonZumwalt, who pretty much has the same accent as [[{{GTAIV}} Roman Bellic]] - I can picture this phone call now:
--->'''Vladimir''': [[MemeticMutation NIKO! IT'S YOUR COUSIN! LET'S GO SAILING!]]

** "Bling Bling! The term may be outdated, but out marketing department doesn't care."

** The ad for Ship It!, where a Russian spokesperson flubs his attempts to attract people to the store, (including [[DidISayThatOutLoud blatantly stating that his boats are used for human trafficking, organ smuggling, and drug running]], and ''[[AnOfferYouCantRefuse outright threatening]]'' customers and their families), much to the chagrin of the director. The tagline for Ship It! is even "Bad At Marketing, Great At Boats!"
*** Even better is that Vladimir, the Ship It! spokesman, is voiced by JasonZumwalt, who pretty much has the same accent as [[GTAIV Roman Bellic]] - I can picture this phone call now:

* When Pierce joins Boss on a Samedi mission to destroy their helicopters, Pierce starts to complain about why he's never invited. Boss tries to remind him about the helicopters, but Pierce just continues rambling:
--> Pierce: (as the helicopter comes into view) ...I ''always'' listen, I'm ''always'' on time and I ''always'' pay attention!
--> Boss: PIERCE, THE HELICOPTERS ARE HERE!!
--> Pierce: SSHHIIIIIIIIITT!!! <slams foot on gas pedal to start the car>

--> '''Boss:''' For fuck's sake, just die already!

"Are you shittin' me?"\\

** The ad for Ship It!, where a Russian spokesperson flubs his attempts to attract people to the store, including outright ''threatening'' them and there families, much to the chagrin of the director. The tagline for Ship It! is even "Bad At Marketing, Great At Boats!"

* From the secret mission in ''2'':
-->'''Julius''':''You look different, did you do...\\
'''Boss''':'I DIDN'T DO SHIT TO MY HAIR!

** Caller: "So... can I still buy weed from you?"
* The courtroom cutscene in Appointed Defender.
** Judge: "I'm curious if you can keep your cavalier attitude when 2000 volts are running through your body."
** Gat: "Oh yeah? And I'm curious if you can keep acting like a douche bag when I shove that gavel up your ass."

** Caller: "So... can I still buy weed from you?"

** ''"I got your top story '''right here!'''"'' (Pulling out a ''huge'' shotgun and shoots a cop.)

* Shaundi's ex-boyfriend intelligence network finally fails when it comes up against [[spoiler:the Pyramid]]. Then she somehow manages to get the information anyway by the very next cutscene.

* Toby: "Do I look like I'm joking?"