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-->'''Sir Owen:''' Yes, so moving on very quickly.
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-->'''Sir Owen:''' Yes, so moving on very quickly.quickly.
* After completing "Violet is Blue", players can introduce themselves to people of Yeti Village. One of them is Yeren, an adventurer who [[NotSoDifferent travels the lands looking for people to help, monsters to slay and doing any favours anyone has]].
--> '''Player:''' Oh really? Well, if you don't mind I've got a request if you wouldn't mind helping. It shouldn't be much for an adventurer like you. After all, it's only... [[SuddenlyShouting ONE SMALL FAVOUR!]]
* After completing "Violet is Blue", players can introduce themselves to people of Yeti Village. One of them is Yeren, an adventurer who [[NotSoDifferent travels the lands looking for people to help, monsters to slay and doing any favours anyone has]].
--> '''Player:''' Oh really? Well, if you don't mind I've got a request if you wouldn't mind helping. It shouldn't be much for an adventurer like you. After all, it's only... [[SuddenlyShouting ONE SMALL FAVOUR!]]
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-->'''Padomenes:''' ''Feeling better?''
-->'''World Guardian:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike Oh go f]][[CurseCutShort -...]]''
-->'''Sir Owen:''' ''Yes, so moving on very quickly.''
-->'''World Guardian:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike Oh go f]][[CurseCutShort -...]]''
-->'''Sir Owen:''' ''Yes, so moving on very quickly.''
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-->'''Padomenes:''' ''Feeling better?''
Feeling better?
-->'''World Guardian:'''''[[PrecisionFStrike [[PrecisionFStrike Oh go f]][[CurseCutShort -...]]''
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-->'''Sir Owen:'''''Yes, Yes, so moving on very quickly.''
-->'''World Guardian:'''
-->'''Sir Owen:'''
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** To cap it off, when one of their allies asks [[TheGadfly if the rant worked]], they reply in a rather uncharacteristic way:
-->'''Ally:''' ''Feel better?''
-->'''World Guardian:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike Oh F]][[CurseCutShort -...]]''
-->'''Ally:''' ''Anyway... ''
-->'''Ally:''' ''Feel better?''
-->'''World Guardian:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike Oh F]][[CurseCutShort -...]]''
-->'''Ally:''' ''Anyway... ''
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** To cap it off, when one of their allies the person you're ranting at asks [[TheGadfly if the rant worked]], they reply in a rather uncharacteristic way:
-->'''Ally:''' ''Feel -->'''Padomenes:''' ''Feeling better?''
-->'''World Guardian:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike OhF]][[CurseCutShort go f]][[CurseCutShort -...]]''
-->'''Ally:''' ''Anyway... -->'''Sir Owen:''' ''Yes, so moving on very quickly.''
-->'''World Guardian:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike Oh
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** Thankfully, the ChainOfDeals is only four people long this time, all of whom are attending the party. However, by the time you've made it to the third person, the player's reduced to frantically yelling what they want in single-word sentences. It's clear they're expecting to be sent running halfway across Gielinor once again.
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** Thankfully, the ChainOfDeals is only four people long this time, all of whom are attending the party. However, by the time you've made it to the third person, the player's reduced to frantically yelling what they want in single-word sentences. It's clear they're expecting to be sent running halfway across Gielinor once again.again.
* Not to be outdone, the next quest of the Elder God storyline has the player assisting in the hunt for the Elder God Eggs somewhere on Gielinor. They are tasked with getting the Elder Crown from Saradomin to locate the eggs, but actually speaking to Saradomin is a quest unto itself.
** To wit, by the time you get to the third person in the list of people you need to speak to about summoning Big Blue, the World Guardian is at their wit's end, ''[[RantInducingSlight raging]]'' at the fact that '''yet again''' are having to do tiny little favours for people instead of them doing their favour first, because, y'know, the fate of the damn '''''MULTIVERSE''''' is at stake!
** To cap it off, when one of their allies asks [[TheGadfly if the rant worked]], they reply in a rather uncharacteristic way:
-->'''Ally:''' ''Feel better?''
-->'''World Guardian:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike Oh F]][[CurseCutShort -...]]''
-->'''Ally:''' ''Anyway... ''
* Not to be outdone, the next quest of the Elder God storyline has the player assisting in the hunt for the Elder God Eggs somewhere on Gielinor. They are tasked with getting the Elder Crown from Saradomin to locate the eggs, but actually speaking to Saradomin is a quest unto itself.
** To wit, by the time you get to the third person in the list of people you need to speak to about summoning Big Blue, the World Guardian is at their wit's end, ''[[RantInducingSlight raging]]'' at the fact that '''yet again''' are having to do tiny little favours for people instead of them doing their favour first, because, y'know, the fate of the damn '''''MULTIVERSE''''' is at stake!
** To cap it off, when one of their allies asks [[TheGadfly if the rant worked]], they reply in a rather uncharacteristic way:
-->'''Ally:''' ''Feel better?''
-->'''World Guardian:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike Oh F]][[CurseCutShort -...]]''
-->'''Ally:''' ''Anyway... ''
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** As if Runescape didn't have enough SchizoTech canonically, Beastmaster Durzag is listening to music on earbuds.
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** As if Runescape didn't have enough SchizoTech canonically, Beastmaster Durzag is listening to music on earbuds. (He's not called [[AwesomeMusic/RuneScape Beatsmaster Durzag]] for nothing!)
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* Week 1 of RuneScape's 20th Anniversary celebration is the Celebration of Quests, giving players throwbacks to some of RuneScape's most memorable quests. At the Grand Party, the Lumbridge Cook tasks the player with helping him bake another cake. After completing [[CallBack miniquest versions]] of The Restless Ghost and Dragon Slayer, all that's left is a bucket of top-quality milk. However, upon returning to the prized dairy cow, Gillie Groats informs the player that only one bucket of top-quality milk can be given out a day, and today's bucket has already been given to... [[TheDreaded Yanni Salika]], the questgiver for [[ChainOfDeals One Small Favour]]. Cue the unbelievable dread...
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* Week 1 of RuneScape's Runescape's 20th Anniversary celebration is the Celebration of Quests, giving players throwbacks to some of RuneScape's Runescape's most memorable quests. At the Grand Party, the Lumbridge Cook tasks the player with helping him bake another cake. After completing [[CallBack miniquest versions]] of The Restless Ghost and Dragon Slayer, all that's left is a bucket of top-quality milk. However, upon returning to the prized dairy cow, Gillie Groats informs the player that only one bucket of top-quality milk can be given out a day, and today's bucket has already been given to... [[TheDreaded Yanni Salika]], the questgiver for [[ChainOfDeals One Small Favour]]. Cue the unbelievable dread...
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*** Apparently, [[TheCloudCuckoolanderWasRight it worked]]. We later see him redoing the Sea Slug quest, where he immediately gets a bunch of sea slugs latched onto him... and they decide to let him go. Because even for an all-consuming hivemind that wants to take over the world, ''even they don't want to deal with Dave.''
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*** Apparently, [[TheCloudCuckoolanderWasRight it worked]]. We later see him redoing the Sea Slug quest, where he immediately gets a bunch of sea slugs latched onto him... and they decide to let him go. Because even for an all-consuming hivemind that wants to take over the world, ''even they don't want to deal with Dave.''''
* Week 1 of RuneScape's 20th Anniversary celebration is the Celebration of Quests, giving players throwbacks to some of RuneScape's most memorable quests. At the Grand Party, the Lumbridge Cook tasks the player with helping him bake another cake. After completing [[CallBack miniquest versions]] of The Restless Ghost and Dragon Slayer, all that's left is a bucket of top-quality milk. However, upon returning to the prized dairy cow, Gillie Groats informs the player that only one bucket of top-quality milk can be given out a day, and today's bucket has already been given to... [[TheDreaded Yanni Salika]], the questgiver for [[ChainOfDeals One Small Favour]]. Cue the unbelievable dread...
--> '''Player:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh. Dear. Gods.]]
** Thankfully, the ChainOfDeals is only four people long this time, all of whom are attending the party. However, by the time you've made it to the third person, the player's reduced to frantically yelling what they want in single-word sentences. It's clear they're expecting to be sent running halfway across Gielinor once again.
* Week 1 of RuneScape's 20th Anniversary celebration is the Celebration of Quests, giving players throwbacks to some of RuneScape's most memorable quests. At the Grand Party, the Lumbridge Cook tasks the player with helping him bake another cake. After completing [[CallBack miniquest versions]] of The Restless Ghost and Dragon Slayer, all that's left is a bucket of top-quality milk. However, upon returning to the prized dairy cow, Gillie Groats informs the player that only one bucket of top-quality milk can be given out a day, and today's bucket has already been given to... [[TheDreaded Yanni Salika]], the questgiver for [[ChainOfDeals One Small Favour]]. Cue the unbelievable dread...
--> '''Player:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh. Dear. Gods.]]
** Thankfully, the ChainOfDeals is only four people long this time, all of whom are attending the party. However, by the time you've made it to the third person, the player's reduced to frantically yelling what they want in single-word sentences. It's clear they're expecting to be sent running halfway across Gielinor once again.
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** Both Pirate Pete and the player using GoLookAtTheDistraction.
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** Both Pirate Pete and the player using GoLookAtTheDistraction.LookBehindYou.
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* During "Blood Runs Deep", a dagannoth army attacks Rellaka while you're on Lunar Isle. Baba Yaga announces that she knows a "trick" to get you back to Rellaka to help, and requests your Seal of Passage to enact it. When you hand it over, she banishes you-- without the Seal of Passage, you no longer have permission to be on Lunar Isle.
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* During "Blood Runs Deep", a dagannoth army attacks Rellaka while you're on Lunar Isle. Baba Yaga announces that she knows a "trick" to get you back to Rellaka to help, and requests your Seal of Passage to enact it. When you hand it over, she banishes you-- without the Seal of Passage, you no longer have permission to be on Lunar Isle. Even better, it’s not any unique dialogue - she says the same thing anyone on the isle does when you don’t have the seal.
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** In order to get a quest-relevant item, you're forced to hit level 99 in three beta skills. You complain that it'll take forever, but the NPC responsible says that the balance isn't "quite right" yet. [[Understatement You can hit level 99 in less than three minutes, each]].
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*** After finishing, the player is fairly sure that they set all the prices back to what they were before. "Hopefully. Maybe the economy will survive."
** In order to get a quest-relevant item, you're forced to hit level 99 in three beta skills. You complain that it'll take forever, but the NPC responsible says that the balance isn't "quite right" yet.[[Understatement [[{{Understatement}} You can hit level 99 in less than three minutes, each]].
** In order to get a quest-relevant item, you're forced to hit level 99 in three beta skills. You complain that it'll take forever, but the NPC responsible says that the balance isn't "quite right" yet.
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-->'''Romeo:''' I have come to seduce you, my little chickadee.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Please leave.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Please leave.
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-->'''Claire Hick:''' Please leave.
-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.
-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.
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-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.
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-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.My Divination level is 34.
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** You need to get something out of the Grand Exchange's pneumatic pipe system. An incorrect solution to the puzzle leads to the player inadvertently destroying the economy in several ways.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. Crafting and Smithing become profitable.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. Party hats become untradeable.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. The GE briefly accepts only ectotokens as currency.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. The GE tax rises from 0% to 5% on all transactions.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. The price of seismic wands crashes. Panic sell wands.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. Crafting and Smithing become profitable.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. Party hats become untradeable.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. The GE briefly accepts only ectotokens as currency.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. The GE tax rises from 0% to 5% on all transactions.
--> You fiddle with the pipes. The price of seismic wands crashes. Panic sell wands.
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** Part of the quest involves you getting romantic advice for [[DummiedOut Romeo]]... from the God Wars Dungeon bosses. Graardor is rather eloquently-spoken for being a follower of [[ChaoticEvil Bandos]], Kree'ara encourages gambling, Zilyana gives you a corny pick-up line ("You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.") and K'ril Tsutsaroth encourages Romeo to put eyepatches over both eyes because it's all about looks more than anything.
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** Part of the quest involves you getting romantic advice for [[DummiedOut Romeo]]... from the God Wars Dungeon bosses. Graardor is rather eloquently-spoken for being a follower of [[ChaoticEvil Bandos]], Kree'ara encourages gambling, Zilyana gives you a corny pick-up line ("You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.") "), Nex tells him to brag about his Divination level (while also warning you that "filling their soul with smoke and their lungs with blood" hasn't worked for her in the past), and K'ril Tsutsaroth encourages Romeo to put eyepatches over both eyes because it's all about looks more than anything. anything.
*** His actual attempt at flirting goes about as well as you'd expect.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Oh, no. Romeo? What are you doing here?
-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Please leave.
-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Get out of here before something nasty happens to you!
-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Right! That's it! Come here so I can punch you!
** You meet [[ArcVillain Lucien]] in Behind The Scenes... and it turns out his [[AnimatedActors actor]] is actually a really nice guy, who talks like a surfer dude.
** You need an item that's locked in a safe, and search for a safecracker. You end up finding a penguin who's a master safecracker, and has a bizarre disability where nobody can remember him after they stop talking to him[[note]]A reference to an old glitch with a Hide and Seek penguin that players could spot repeatedly, letting them gain thousands of Penguin Points effortlessly[[/note]]. After some humorous dialogue, he opens the lock and leaves... and the player notes how convenient it is that the safe was just left open for them.
** In order to get a quest-relevant item, you're forced to hit level 99 in three beta skills. You complain that it'll take forever, but the NPC responsible says that the balance isn't "quite right" yet. [[Understatement You can hit level 99 in less than three minutes, each]].
*** The first skill is [[RunningGag horse-riding]], but since the actual horses aren't finished yet, the player has to ride a mechanical one.
*** The second skill is Sailing. The models for enemy ships and the ocean aren't done yet, so it takes the form of a bunch of random [=NPCs=] walking around a blue floor while making boat noises with their mouth.
*** The third is Bank-Standing. As in, literally standing still in front of a bank booth. [[AttentionDeficitOhShiny The player repeatedly gets distracted by absolutely nothing]] and runs away, forcing you to go back to the bank booth.
*** His actual attempt at flirting goes about as well as you'd expect.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Oh, no. Romeo? What are you doing here?
-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Please leave.
-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Get out of here before something nasty happens to you!
-->'''Romeo:''' You must have come fresh off the spinning wheel, baby, because you can string my bow any day.
-->'''Claire Hick:''' Right! That's it! Come here so I can punch you!
** You meet [[ArcVillain Lucien]] in Behind The Scenes... and it turns out his [[AnimatedActors actor]] is actually a really nice guy, who talks like a surfer dude.
** You need an item that's locked in a safe, and search for a safecracker. You end up finding a penguin who's a master safecracker, and has a bizarre disability where nobody can remember him after they stop talking to him[[note]]A reference to an old glitch with a Hide and Seek penguin that players could spot repeatedly, letting them gain thousands of Penguin Points effortlessly[[/note]]. After some humorous dialogue, he opens the lock and leaves... and the player notes how convenient it is that the safe was just left open for them.
** In order to get a quest-relevant item, you're forced to hit level 99 in three beta skills. You complain that it'll take forever, but the NPC responsible says that the balance isn't "quite right" yet. [[Understatement You can hit level 99 in less than three minutes, each]].
*** The first skill is [[RunningGag horse-riding]], but since the actual horses aren't finished yet, the player has to ride a mechanical one.
*** The second skill is Sailing. The models for enemy ships and the ocean aren't done yet, so it takes the form of a bunch of random [=NPCs=] walking around a blue floor while making boat noises with their mouth.
*** The third is Bank-Standing. As in, literally standing still in front of a bank booth. [[AttentionDeficitOhShiny The player repeatedly gets distracted by absolutely nothing]] and runs away, forcing you to go back to the bank booth.
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** The BigBad of the Quest is the Black Knight Titan, a rather weak quest boss from a mid-tier quest who always seemed to get ignored and shafted when it came to graphical updates (up until the release of Gower Quest in 2016, his model hadn't been updated since the quest's original release, which was all the way back in ''2002''!), and his entire motivation was that he was pissed off about never getting a graphical rework. Sadly, not as funny now that the design of his Gower Quest self was given to the actual quest-relevant titan.
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** The BigBad of the Quest is the Black Knight Titan, a rather weak quest boss from a mid-tier quest who always seemed to get ignored and shafted when it came to graphical updates (up until the release of Gower Quest in 2016, his model hadn't been updated since the quest's original release, which was all the way back in ''2002''!), and his entire motivation was that he was pissed off about never getting a graphical rework. Sadly, not as funny now that the design of his Gower Quest self was given to the actual quest-relevant titan.
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* Finding Lady Meilyr during "Plague's End". She mistakes your arrival for another bad trip, implying that all she's been doing in hiding for the last few centuries is [[TheStoner brewing and consuming hallucinogenic potions]].
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* Finding Lady Meilyr during "Plague's End". She mistakes your arrival for another bad trip, implying that all she's been doing in hiding for the last few centuries is [[TheStoner brewing and consuming hallucinogenic potions]].potions]].
* Evil Dave's Big Day Out is full of hilarious moments.
** The quest starts with Evil Dave semi-forcing the player to join him in an "EVIL ritual"... which even he doesn't seem to know the purpose of. However, his horrible handwriting causes the player to misspeak some of the lines. Because of this, you two have your bodies swapped.
** The player immediately tries to tell Doris, Evil Dave's mother, what's going on - [[CassandraTruth she doesn't believe you at all]], and forces the player-as-Dave to do his chores.
*** While cleaning the dishes, one of your options is "Splash in the bubbles", which you can't do because you require the nonexistent item "Sense of Childhood Wonder".
*** While sweeping, one of your options with the broomstick is "Fly away from this place", which you can't do without "a magical toad companion".
** After getting your body, Dave's immediate idea is to take your body and run off to Zamorak's base, proceeding to FanBoy over finally meeting Moia and Zamorak, before being sent off to spy on a White Knight event. After he leaves, Zamorak tells Moia to keep watch over "the World Guardian"; he may be the god of chaos, but even ''this'' is too chaotic and unpredictable for him.
*** Dave apparently expected Moia (a half-human, half Mahjarrat) to look like a mermaid: bony top half, human bottom half.
** The longer you stay in Evil Dave's body, the more of his personality rubs off onto you, slowly causing you to become a cackling madman.
** After every attempt to get your body back, it causes player-as-Dave to get grounded, over and over again. By the end of the quest, Doris is threatening to ''quadruple-ground'' you.
** While searching for Dave's spellbook, the player finds a ton of his books, many of which are evil-themed parodies of real works, and what appear to be tabloid news articles. This includes "17 Things You Didn't Know About the Mahjarrat", "[[Literature/TheLovelyBones The Lovely Dragon Bones]]", "[[Literature/TheMazeRunner The Dragon Kite Runner]]", and "[[Literature/BattlefieldEarth Battlefield Glienor]]". If you keep trying to look through his books after finding the spellbook, the game itself forces you to stop, "for your own good".
** Apparently, Evil Dave got himself banned from the entire city of Falador after running a "Hugs for Zamorak" event. Because of this, the player needs to find a way to sneak in and find Dave-in-your-body. Your immediate first idea? [[CloudCuckooLander Go find the Makeover Mage and have them turn Dave into a woman]]. Except the player insists on keeping Dave's distinctive beard. [[PaperThinDisguise Literally everyone in the rest of the quest still recognizes you as Evil Dave]].
*** To get runes for the spell, you have to guess how many runes are in a jar. There's only one rune in the jar.
*** The player decides they need a new name for Female Evil Dave. With the spell slowly turning the player to Dave's bizarre way of thinking, names suggested are "Davegelina", "Davesephine", "Daverielle", "Davabeth", and "Davelotte".
** When forced to do your chores again, the player somehow manages to screw up every single chore. Scrub the dishes? Break a plate. Sweep the floors? Break the broom in half. Cut some vegetables? ''[[EpicFail Break the knife on a carrot]]''.
** Doris refers to the World Guardian as a "bad influence" on Dave. You respond "[[ButHeSoundsHandsome [Player] is the best, mum. To know them is to love them, and to love them is to know them.]]"
** Dave-as-player is forced to redo the Temple Knights entrance exam to gain access to the White Knight event. When he gets to the battle with Sir Leye (who [[NoManOfWomanBorn no man can defeat]]), Dave instantly figures out that the solution is to be a woman... and then immediately starts thinking of other things that could kill him. He ultimately settles on getting a ''cat'' to do it for him.
*** Apparently, [[TheCloudCuckoolanderWasRight it worked]]. We later see him redoing the Sea Slug quest, where he immediately gets a bunch of sea slugs latched onto him... and they decide to let him go. Because even for an all-consuming hivemind that wants to take over the world, ''even they don't want to deal with Dave.''
* Evil Dave's Big Day Out is full of hilarious moments.
** The quest starts with Evil Dave semi-forcing the player to join him in an "EVIL ritual"... which even he doesn't seem to know the purpose of. However, his horrible handwriting causes the player to misspeak some of the lines. Because of this, you two have your bodies swapped.
** The player immediately tries to tell Doris, Evil Dave's mother, what's going on - [[CassandraTruth she doesn't believe you at all]], and forces the player-as-Dave to do his chores.
*** While cleaning the dishes, one of your options is "Splash in the bubbles", which you can't do because you require the nonexistent item "Sense of Childhood Wonder".
*** While sweeping, one of your options with the broomstick is "Fly away from this place", which you can't do without "a magical toad companion".
** After getting your body, Dave's immediate idea is to take your body and run off to Zamorak's base, proceeding to FanBoy over finally meeting Moia and Zamorak, before being sent off to spy on a White Knight event. After he leaves, Zamorak tells Moia to keep watch over "the World Guardian"; he may be the god of chaos, but even ''this'' is too chaotic and unpredictable for him.
*** Dave apparently expected Moia (a half-human, half Mahjarrat) to look like a mermaid: bony top half, human bottom half.
** The longer you stay in Evil Dave's body, the more of his personality rubs off onto you, slowly causing you to become a cackling madman.
** After every attempt to get your body back, it causes player-as-Dave to get grounded, over and over again. By the end of the quest, Doris is threatening to ''quadruple-ground'' you.
** While searching for Dave's spellbook, the player finds a ton of his books, many of which are evil-themed parodies of real works, and what appear to be tabloid news articles. This includes "17 Things You Didn't Know About the Mahjarrat", "[[Literature/TheLovelyBones The Lovely Dragon Bones]]", "[[Literature/TheMazeRunner The Dragon Kite Runner]]", and "[[Literature/BattlefieldEarth Battlefield Glienor]]". If you keep trying to look through his books after finding the spellbook, the game itself forces you to stop, "for your own good".
** Apparently, Evil Dave got himself banned from the entire city of Falador after running a "Hugs for Zamorak" event. Because of this, the player needs to find a way to sneak in and find Dave-in-your-body. Your immediate first idea? [[CloudCuckooLander Go find the Makeover Mage and have them turn Dave into a woman]]. Except the player insists on keeping Dave's distinctive beard. [[PaperThinDisguise Literally everyone in the rest of the quest still recognizes you as Evil Dave]].
*** To get runes for the spell, you have to guess how many runes are in a jar. There's only one rune in the jar.
*** The player decides they need a new name for Female Evil Dave. With the spell slowly turning the player to Dave's bizarre way of thinking, names suggested are "Davegelina", "Davesephine", "Daverielle", "Davabeth", and "Davelotte".
** When forced to do your chores again, the player somehow manages to screw up every single chore. Scrub the dishes? Break a plate. Sweep the floors? Break the broom in half. Cut some vegetables? ''[[EpicFail Break the knife on a carrot]]''.
** Doris refers to the World Guardian as a "bad influence" on Dave. You respond "[[ButHeSoundsHandsome [Player] is the best, mum. To know them is to love them, and to love them is to know them.]]"
** Dave-as-player is forced to redo the Temple Knights entrance exam to gain access to the White Knight event. When he gets to the battle with Sir Leye (who [[NoManOfWomanBorn no man can defeat]]), Dave instantly figures out that the solution is to be a woman... and then immediately starts thinking of other things that could kill him. He ultimately settles on getting a ''cat'' to do it for him.
*** Apparently, [[TheCloudCuckoolanderWasRight it worked]]. We later see him redoing the Sea Slug quest, where he immediately gets a bunch of sea slugs latched onto him... and they decide to let him go. Because even for an all-consuming hivemind that wants to take over the world, ''even they don't want to deal with Dave.''
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---> '''PlayerCharacter''': I need help dealing with an evil spirit here.
---> '''Davey''': Sure, lad, [[TheAlcoholic lots of people need professional help dealing with the spirits here.]]
---> '''Davey''': Sure, lad, [[TheAlcoholic lots of people need professional help dealing with the spirits here.]]
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'''Davey''': Sure, lad, [[TheAlcoholic lots of people need professional help dealing with the spirits here.]]
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** Trying to set 50% Luke on fire would cause him to do a "500 hit combo" on the player.
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** Trying to set 50% Luke on fire would cause will make him to do a "500 hit combo" on the player.
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* Finding Lady Meilyr during "Plague's End". She mistakes your arrival for another bad trip, implying that all she's been doing in hiding for the last few centuries is brewing and consuming hallucinogenic potions.
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* Finding Lady Meilyr during "Plague's End". She mistakes your arrival for another bad trip, implying that all she's been doing in hiding for the last few centuries is [[TheStoner brewing and consuming hallucinogenic potions.potions]].
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--> You stuff the banana into the neck of the bottle. You begin to wonder why.
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--> You stuff the banana into the neck of the bottle. You begin to wonder why.why.
* Finding Lady Meilyr during "Plague's End". She mistakes your arrival for another bad trip, implying that all she's been doing in hiding for the last few centuries is brewing and consuming hallucinogenic potions.
* Finding Lady Meilyr during "Plague's End". She mistakes your arrival for another bad trip, implying that all she's been doing in hiding for the last few centuries is brewing and consuming hallucinogenic potions.
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'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
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** Pretty Flower is embarrassed by his name, and hopes that during the battle, his son will eat something with a more intimidating name. If you go back to the tunnels after the quest, Pretty Flower's son has indeed gained his name... [[spoiler: Sparkly Crystal.]]
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** Pretty Flower is embarrassed by his name, and hopes that during the battle, his son will eat something with a more intimidating name. If you go back to the tunnels after the quest, Pretty Flower's son has indeed gained his name... [[spoiler: Sparkly Crystal.]]
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** Philipe levels up (quite frequently, in fact) during his battle against the [[spoiler:Cave Wolf Matriarch]] and gets a "Quest Complete" screen. Bottom of the rewards list? ''[[WellDoneSonGuy Some self-respect]].''
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** Philipe levels up (quite frequently, in fact) during his battle against the [[spoiler:Cave Cave Wolf Matriarch]] Matriarch and gets a "Quest Complete" screen. Bottom of the rewards list? ''[[WellDoneSonGuy Some self-respect]].''
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* Bringing Home the Bacon. All of it. Special mention goes to the bit when you [[spoiler: [[HypocriticalHumor beat the hell out of a pickpocket]]]] and the scene cuts away to a pig and a kitten while [[spoiler: the pickpocket screams in agony in the background]]
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* Bringing Home the Bacon. All of it. Special mention goes to the bit when you [[spoiler: [[HypocriticalHumor beat the hell out of a pickpocket]]]] pickpocket]] and the scene cuts away to a pig and a kitten while [[spoiler: the pickpocket screams in agony in the background]]background.
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* Near the end of "Sliske's Endgame", it is possible for the player character to have a [[TooDumbToLive Too Dumb To Live]] moment by insulting [[spoiler:[[TheMaker Jas]]]]. [[DoNotTauntCthulhu It doesn't end well]].
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* Near the end of "Sliske's Endgame", it is possible for the player character to have a [[TooDumbToLive Too Dumb To Live]] moment by insulting [[spoiler:[[TheMaker Jas]]]].[[TheMaker Jas]]. [[DoNotTauntCthulhu It doesn't end well]].
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-->'''[[spoiler:Jas]]:''' Needlessly defiant
-->'''[[spoiler:Jas]]:''' Mortal life is an aberration
-->'''[[spoiler:Jas]]:''' It shall end
-->'''[[spoiler:Jas]]:''' Needlessly defiant
-->'''[[spoiler:Jas]]:''' Mortal life is an aberration
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* How did [[spoiler:Ozan]] infiltrate Menaphos' walls? According to him, it involved bribery, [[InternalHomage a wig and a pink skirt]], as well as a snake charmer's flute.
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* How did [[spoiler:Ozan]] Ozan infiltrate Menaphos' walls? According to him, it involved bribery, [[InternalHomage a wig and a pink skirt]], as well as a snake charmer's flute.
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--> '''[[spoiler:Ozan]]:''' Sure, let's pretend I played it and not something else far more embarrassing.
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--> '''[[spoiler:Ozan]]:''' '''Ozan:''' Sure, let's pretend I played it and not something else far more embarrassing.
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** The Chaos Elemental's real name is [[spoiler:Steve]], and he's a fan of Fashionscape[[note]]Runescape terminology for players who customize their cosmetic appearance from anything like having a particular staff's appearance override all other staves to... [[https://i.imgur.com/AV9ZGzt.png whatever nightmare this is]].[[/note]] and when he asks you what you think of it, your choices are:
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** The Chaos Elemental's real name is [[spoiler:Steve]], Steve, and he's a fan of Fashionscape[[note]]Runescape terminology for players who customize their cosmetic appearance from anything like having a particular staff's appearance override all other staves to... [[https://i.imgur.com/AV9ZGzt.png whatever nightmare this is]].[[/note]] and when he asks you what you think of it, your choices are:
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** A door in the beta room talks about the "Acid" skill, scrapped due to the fact that the player base [[spoiler:might get salty.[[note]]An acid and a base combining creates a salt.[[/note]]]]
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** A door in the beta room talks about the "Acid" skill, scrapped due to the fact that the player base [[spoiler:might might get salty.[[note]]An acid and a base combining creates a salt.[[/note]]]][[/note]]
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* During "Desperate Times", you are given an option to kill time by reading a random book in the Varrock Library while [[spoiler:Charos constructs a device to help siphon power from the Needle]]. The book appears to be titled "[[{{Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks}} The Lusty Asgarnian Maid]]". It's not what you might think it is.
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* During "Desperate Times", you are given an option to kill time by reading a random book in the Varrock Library while [[spoiler:Charos Charos constructs a device to help siphon power from the Needle]].Needle. The book appears to be titled "[[{{Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks}} The Lusty Asgarnian Maid]]". It's not what you might think it is.
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* During "Desperate Times", you are given an option to kill time by reading a random book in the Varrock Library while [[spoiler:Charos contructs a device to help siphon power from the Needle]]. The book appears to be titled "[[{{Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks}} The Lusty Asgarnian Maid]]". It's not what you might think it is.
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* During "Desperate Times", you are given an option to kill time by reading a random book in the Varrock Library while [[spoiler:Charos contructs constructs a device to help siphon power from the Needle]]. The book appears to be titled "[[{{Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks}} The Lusty Asgarnian Maid]]". It's not what you might think it is.
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--> You relax and find that a bunch of people and animal life are staring at you like the lunatic you clearly are. You wonder about your life choices up to this point.
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--> You relax and find that a bunch of people and animal life are staring at you like the lunatic you clearly are. You wonder about your life choices up to this point.point.
* During "Desperate Times", you are given an option to kill time by reading a random book in the Varrock Library while [[spoiler:Charos contructs a device to help siphon power from the Needle]]. The book appears to be titled "[[{{Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks}} The Lusty Asgarnian Maid]]". It's not what you might think it is.
--> You open the book and you read. You regret your decision. It appears to be a book entirely about cleaning. How one might polish silverware. How one might brush the floor more efficiently. Confused you return to the cover and, with a gentle brush of the finger, remove the dirt obscuring the first letter. The D stands before you, a perfect symbol of disappointment. You put down the 'Dusty Asgarnian Maid' and contemplate your life choices.
* During "Tai Bwo Wannai Trio", an NPC asks you for a banana in Karamjan rum. You are supposed to slice a banana and then use it on a rum bottle. If you try using a whole banana, you character will [[EpicFail shove it down the bottle neck]].
--> You stuff the banana into the neck of the bottle. You begin to wonder why.
* During "Desperate Times", you are given an option to kill time by reading a random book in the Varrock Library while [[spoiler:Charos contructs a device to help siphon power from the Needle]]. The book appears to be titled "[[{{Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks}} The Lusty Asgarnian Maid]]". It's not what you might think it is.
--> You open the book and you read. You regret your decision. It appears to be a book entirely about cleaning. How one might polish silverware. How one might brush the floor more efficiently. Confused you return to the cover and, with a gentle brush of the finger, remove the dirt obscuring the first letter. The D stands before you, a perfect symbol of disappointment. You put down the 'Dusty Asgarnian Maid' and contemplate your life choices.
* During "Tai Bwo Wannai Trio", an NPC asks you for a banana in Karamjan rum. You are supposed to slice a banana and then use it on a rum bottle. If you try using a whole banana, you character will [[EpicFail shove it down the bottle neck]].
--> You stuff the banana into the neck of the bottle. You begin to wonder why.
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--> '''E's player examine text:''' [[QuietCryForHelp Please help me]]
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--> '''E's player examine text:''' [[QuietCryForHelp Please help me]]me]]
* In Curse of the Black Stone, there's a portion where you're sent on a small runaround on a beach in order to recover a coded message. You can choose to have your World Guardian curse the gods. All of them. The roasting that ensues is hilarious, disturbing, and maybe slightly out of character.
--> You release a stream of expletives so terrible, so horrific, that a nearby seagull vomits in disgust.
--> You begin to meticulously insult each of the deities whose name you remember. You use language so fowl[sic] that several small crabs burst into tears and run away.
--> You take the time to mock various bits of each of the gods. You come up with an impressive diss of Saradomin's beard that would be certain to get you a smiting were you to say it in his presence.
--> You point out that Zamorak's wings are upside down and would make him an unbelievably bad flyer and so therefore he is an idiot worthy only of scorn.
--> You scream that Armadyl is a giant chicken that you would cover in garlic butter and roast over a fire.
--> You start to insult Seren but then exclaim that she's too weak to take such insults and would probably shatter herself again.
--> You loudly exclaim that Zaros has weird mummy issues that he really needs to get over and that the whole thing about him and his sister is super weird.
--> You remind both Guthix and Bandos that they are dead, and dead people are rubbish.
--> You relax and find that a bunch of people and animal life are staring at you like the lunatic you clearly are. You wonder about your life choices up to this point.
* In Curse of the Black Stone, there's a portion where you're sent on a small runaround on a beach in order to recover a coded message. You can choose to have your World Guardian curse the gods. All of them. The roasting that ensues is hilarious, disturbing, and maybe slightly out of character.
--> You release a stream of expletives so terrible, so horrific, that a nearby seagull vomits in disgust.
--> You begin to meticulously insult each of the deities whose name you remember. You use language so fowl[sic] that several small crabs burst into tears and run away.
--> You take the time to mock various bits of each of the gods. You come up with an impressive diss of Saradomin's beard that would be certain to get you a smiting were you to say it in his presence.
--> You point out that Zamorak's wings are upside down and would make him an unbelievably bad flyer and so therefore he is an idiot worthy only of scorn.
--> You scream that Armadyl is a giant chicken that you would cover in garlic butter and roast over a fire.
--> You start to insult Seren but then exclaim that she's too weak to take such insults and would probably shatter herself again.
--> You loudly exclaim that Zaros has weird mummy issues that he really needs to get over and that the whole thing about him and his sister is super weird.
--> You remind both Guthix and Bandos that they are dead, and dead people are rubbish.
--> You relax and find that a bunch of people and animal life are staring at you like the lunatic you clearly are. You wonder about your life choices up to this point.
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-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort it out! '''*cue epic scolding by the Abbess*'''
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-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort it out! '''*cue epic scolding by the Abbess*'''Abbess*'''
* [=RuneScape=] has seen its fair share of silly player titles over the years, mostly from [[{{Microtransactions}} Solomon's General Store]], but the crown jewel goes to the custom title won from the Game Blast 2018 charity auction, who opted for it to read [[https://runescape.wiki/w/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ([[OverlyLongGag that's 25 [=Es=], count 'em]]), [[https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/8bcsrf/spotted_the_winner_of_the_gameblast_2018_charity/ owned by a player]] [[OneLetterName named E]] who apparently has a reputation as a CloudCuckoolander.
--> '''E's player examine text:''' [[QuietCryForHelp Please help me]]
* [=RuneScape=] has seen its fair share of silly player titles over the years, mostly from [[{{Microtransactions}} Solomon's General Store]], but the crown jewel goes to the custom title won from the Game Blast 2018 charity auction, who opted for it to read [[https://runescape.wiki/w/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ([[OverlyLongGag that's 25 [=Es=], count 'em]]), [[https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/8bcsrf/spotted_the_winner_of_the_gameblast_2018_charity/ owned by a player]] [[OneLetterName named E]] who apparently has a reputation as a CloudCuckoolander.
--> '''E's player examine text:''' [[QuietCryForHelp Please help me]]
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** The BigBad of the Quest is the Black Knight Titan, a rather weak quest boss from a mid-tier quest who always seemed to get ignored and shafted when it came to graphical updates (up until the release of Gower Quest in 2016, his model hadn't been updated since the quest's original release, which was all the way back in ''2002''!), and his entire motivation was that he was pissed off about never getting a graphical rework. Sadly, not as funny now that the design of his Gower Quest self was given to the actual quest-relevant titan.
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* The tenth-anniversary Gower Quest is several dozen kinds of non-canonical. A large part of the quest takes place at the Behind the Scenes bar, where several [=NPCs=] in Runescape (and even you, the player character) have NoFourthWall in full effect. For instance:
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* The tenth-anniversary fifteenth-anniversary Gower Quest is several dozen kinds of non-canonical. A large part of the quest takes place at the Behind the Scenes bar, where several [=NPCs=] in Runescape (and even you, the player character) have NoFourthWall in full effect. For instance:
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* During Fate of the Gods you can leave Freneskae and check in with Azzanadra and Sliske at the World Gate and update them on your progress. They also engage in some humorous banter, however this one line Sliske says to Azzanadra is defintely a FunnyMoment:
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* During Fate of the Gods you can leave Freneskae and check in with Azzanadra and Sliske at the World Gate and update them on your progress. They also engage in some humorous banter, however this one line Sliske says to Azzanadra is defintely definitely a FunnyMoment:SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}:
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* The quest "One Piercing Note" involves a series of murders at an Abbey. It soon becomes apparent that one of the nuns is the culprit, and the player is asked to suggest a plan to smoke out the killer. There's a bunch of sensible options, followed by this gem:
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* The quest "One Piercing Note" involves a series of murders at an Abbey. It soon becomes apparent that one of the nuns is the culprit, and the player is asked to suggest a plan to smoke out the killer. There's a bunch of sensible options, followed by this gem:You can choose to reply:
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* At one point in the quest "One Piercing Note", the player character is asked to suggest a plan to determine which of the nuns is the murderer. There's a bunch of sensible options, followed by this gem:
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* At one point in the The quest "One Piercing Note", Note" involves a series of murders at an Abbey. It soon becomes apparent that one of the nuns is the culprit, and the player character is asked to suggest a plan to determine which of smoke out the nuns is the murderer.killer. There's a bunch of sensible options, followed by this gem:
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* At one point in the quest "One Piercing Note", the player, the troubadour and the Abbess are trying to come up with a plan to figure out which of the nuns is the murderer. There's a bunch of sensible options, followed by this gem:
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* At one point in the quest "One Piercing Note", the player, the troubadour and the Abbess are trying player character is asked to come up with suggest a plan to figure out determine which of the nuns is the murderer. There's a bunch of sensible options, followed by this gem:
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-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort it out! *cue epic scolding by the Abbess*
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-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort it out! *cue '''*cue epic scolding by the Abbess*Abbess*'''
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* At one point in the quest "One Piercing Note", the player, the troubadour and the Abbess are trying to come up with a plan to figure out which of the nuns is the murderer. There's a bunch of sensible options, alongside this gem:
-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort it out!
-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort it out!
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* At one point in the quest "One Piercing Note", the player, the troubadour and the Abbess are trying to come up with a plan to figure out which of the nuns is the murderer. There's a bunch of sensible options, alongside followed by this gem:
-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort itout!out! *cue epic scolding by the Abbess*
-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort it
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*** Another door warns that it's the "Lots of Blood Storage Room" in English. On the back of the note, in German, it warns that it's [[{{Bowdlerise}} Marmelade Storage]].
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*** Another door warns that it's the "Lots of Blood Storage Room" in English. On the back of the note, in German, it warns that it's [[{{Bowdlerise}} Marmelade Storage]].Storage]].
* At one point in the quest "One Piercing Note", the player, the troubadour and the Abbess are trying to come up with a plan to figure out which of the nuns is the murderer. There's a bunch of sensible options, alongside this gem:
-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort it out!
* At one point in the quest "One Piercing Note", the player, the troubadour and the Abbess are trying to come up with a plan to figure out which of the nuns is the murderer. There's a bunch of sensible options, alongside this gem:
-->'''Player:''' I'll kill them all, and Saradomin can sort it out!
