History Funny / RuneScape

---> '''Davey''': "Sure, lad, lots of people need professional help dealing with the spirits here.'''

* In "The Void Stares Back," while the player is busy controlling Void troops fighting Void Pest forces via magical communication orb a.k.a. Commorb (The player, and several [=NPCs=], are stuck behind rocks), Lord Daquarius, the leader of the Black Knights, laboriously mines the rocks to create an escape passage (gaining a level while doing so). After defeating the Pests, Savant (The Commorb contact), teleports the group out, with Daquarius screaming [[BigWhat "WHAT!?!?"]] right before the teleportation.
** Also, he was mining with a bronze pickaxe, and gained a level while doing so.

* From "A Clockwork Syringe", after your house is attacked by a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot pirate zombie robot]] (ItMakesSenseInContext):
--> '''Estate Agent:''' Luckily for you, the standard player-owned house contents insurance policy was recently updated to include acts of zombio-mechanical piracy.
--> '''PlayerCharacter:''' Is it that much of a widespread problem that the policy needs to include it?
--> '''Estate Agent''': In all honesty, no. I never thought it would happen, so I put it in to make the list of covered circumstances seem more attractive. So I took a gamble and lost on that one.
** And also from the pirate quest series, during Rum Deal:
--> '''PlayerCharacter''': I need help dealing with an evil spirit here.
--> '''Davey''': "Sure, lad, lots of people need professional help dealing with the spirits here.'''
*** To those who have not completed Rum Deal, ItMakesSenseInContext cause it takes place on an island that makes lethal 'rum'.
** And all the shanties Bard Roberts plays about the quests. We'll just randomly stop and declare the pirate quest series one big CMOF for all of Runescape.
*** Plus the fact that the player has no idea how to get to the island-Pirate Pete brings them there after cracking them over the head and "abducting" them.
* In the Thok It To 'Em saga, Thok, Master of Dungeoneering, displays what a huge badass he is. Some of his funnier feats include...

** And killing 6 bosses in succession and delivering awesome [[PostMortemOneLiner PostMortemOneLiners]] after he's finished.
*** The kicker to all of this? He is deathly afraid of Ferrets.
** Also, most monster/item names are changed to what they appear as to Thok.(Silver curvy thing for a silver cresent key, sea meat for fish, Pretty Lass for the Gorajo Skinweaver(Dungeoneering familiar) you save, and so forth)
*** Oh, and the fact that he heals and recovers special attack by killing enemies is funny as well.
** The sequel saga to this is hilarious as well.
* The ending to let them eat pie, as well as the dialogue with a person who witnessed it, is too funny for words to describe. All I can say is that it involves a pie.
* At one point, Ivy was glitched in that, rather than using a woodcutting hatchet in the player's inventory, the cutting animation played out using whatever item was equipped. This led to players chopping down ivy in ways such as [[BadAss punching it]], [[EpicFail hitting it with a pickaxe,]] and [[ItMakesSenseInContext banging a salamander]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice against the]] [[http://images.wikia.com/runescape/images/f/f7/Chop_w_Sally.gif wall.]]
* In ''{{Runescape}}'', there's one quest where you need to find a brain surgeon to fix a bunch of monks after their brains were swapped out for zombies (long story). After you find the doctor in question, get him to the monks, get the supplies, etc, etc, he finally starts the brain transplant. Before he starts, he asks your PlayerCharacter to record what he does, for posterity. The scene cuts away to a graphic of a cat playing with a ball of yarn. When the scene comes back...

* The Carnillean Rising quest is filled with these, including Philipe snarking at the player for not testing the guards' patrol, saying that there's a glitch, and asking why he can't kill all the guards. These are probably take thats or shout outs to players complaining about glitches and not being able to kill everything. Also, when you hand the boy a dress as a disguise, he is told that his father wanted him to wear it, making him think that his parents wanted a daughter.

*** Philipe's begging to not tell anyone about this makes it even better.
** Actually, this quest is full of these, including to the facts that guards are killed by players all the time, that some players just want to skip dungeons and go straight to the boss, and so on.

* During the quest, "Stolen Hearts", you need to sneak into Al-Kharid's palace through a series of roof-hopping parkour tricks reminiscent of AssassinsCreed, like climbing ladders in a showy fashion, hopping across support planks, and swinging across makeshift monkey bars. Eventually you come across an awning that you need to jump on, so that you can bounce up high and climb onto a platform some distance away. Examining the awning simply gives the one word description: "''[[FlatWhat Really?]]''"

* If you aren't incredibly frustrated by [[ChainOfDeals One Small Favour]], you're probably laughing your ass off.

---> '''Claus the Chef''':Heavens preserve us, it's the kid. In a dress.
---> '''Philipe Carnillean''':Brave guard, you must be weary from your long vigil. Pray take your rest and sup with me awhile.

** Philipe levels up (quite frequently, in fact) during his battle against the [[spoiler:Cave Wolf Matriarch]] and gets a "Quest Complete" screen. Bottom of the rewards list? ''[[WellDoneSonGuy Some self-respect]].''

** Actually, this quest is full of these, including to the facts that guards are killed by players all the time, that some players just want to skip dungeons and go straight to the boss, and so on.

*** Philipe's begging to not tell anyone about this makes it even better.

---> '''Claus''': The drink! Finally! Give it here, kid. *Takes drink and falls unconscious.*

---> ''Claus the Chef'':Heavens preserve us, it's the kid. In a dress.
---> ''Philipe Carnillean'':Brave guard, you must be weary from your long vigil. Pray take your rest and sup with me awhile.
---> ''Claus'': Do what with you awhile?
---> ''Philipe'': Just take the drink!
---> ''Claus'': The drink! Finally! Give it here, kid. *Takes drink and falls unconscious.*

* The Carnillean Rising quest is filled with these, including Philipe snarking at the player for not testing the guards' patrol, saying that there's a glitch, and asking why he can't kill all the guards. These are probably take thats or shout outs to players complaining about glitches and not being able to kill everything. Also, when you hand the boy a dress as a disguise, he is told that his father wanted him to wear it, making him think that his parents wanted a daughter.

* The Carnillean Rising quest is filled with these, including Philipe snarking at the player for not testing the guards' patrol, saying that there's a glitch, and asking why he can't kill all the guards. This is probably a take that or shout out to players complaining about glitches and not being able to kill everything.

-->'''Dr. Fenkenstrain:''' Yes, but the sawdust came right off [[CrossesTheLineTwice with the cheese grater.]]

* At one point, Ivy was glitched in that, rather than using a woodcutting hatchet in the player's inventory, the cutting animation played out using whatever item was equipped. This led to players chopping down ivy in ways such as [[BadAss punching it]], [[EpicFail hitting it with a pickaxe,]] and [[ItMakesSenseInContext banging a salamander]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice against the]] [[http://images.wikia.com/runescape/images/f/f7/Chop_w_Sally.gif wall.]]

* Also, most monster/item names are changed to what they appear as to Thok.(Silver curvy thing for a silver cresent key, sea meat for fish, Pretty Lass for the Gorajo Skinweaver(Dungeoneering familiar) you save, and so forth)
** Oh, and the fact that he heals and recovers special attack by killing enemies is funny as well.

** And all the shanties Bard Roberts plays about the quests. We'll just randomly stop and declare the
pirate quest series one big CMOF for all of Runescape.

** Oh, and the fact that he heals and recovers special attack by killing enemies is funny as well.

* Also, most monster/item names are changed to what they appear as to Thok.(Silver wibbly thing for a silver cresent key, sea meat for fish, Pretty Lass for the Gorajo(Dungeoneering familiar) you save, and so forth)

** And killing 6 bosses in succession and delivering awesome [[PostMortemOneLiner PostMortemOneLiners]] after he's finished.

** And all the shanties Bard Roberts plays about the quests. We'll just randomly stop and declare the pirate quest series one big CMOF for all of Runescape.

* In "King of the Dwarves", you must get help from a troll warlord called Pretty Flower (trolls are named after the first thing they try to eat). Before he listens to what you have to say, you have to prove you are worthy. He tells you 'You must lift up Big Rock' so you go and lift the big rock near him, not an easy task. He says 'No, that not right! I tell you to lift up Big Rock!', and then the previously unnamed troll called Big Rock goes 'Me bet you not strong enough to lift me.'

* In "The Void Stares Back," while the player is busy controlling Void troops fighting Void Pest forces via magical communication orb a.k.a. Commorb (The player, and several [=NPCs=], are stuck behind rocks), Lord Daquarius, the leader of the Black Knights, laboriously mines the rocks to create an escape passage (gaining a level while doing so). After defeating the Pests, Savant (The Commorb contact), teleports the group out, with Daquarius screaming [[BigWhat "WHAT!?!?"]] right before the teleportation.

In "The Void Stares Back," while the player is busy controlling Void troops fighting Void Pest forces via magical communication orb a.k.a. Commorb (The player, and several [=NPCs=], are stuck behind rocks), Lord Daquarius, the leader of the Black Knights, laboriously mines the rocks to create an escape passage (gaining a level while doing so). After defeating the Pests, Savant (The Commorb contact), teleports the group out, with Daquarius screaming [[BigWhat "WHAT!?!?"]] right before the teleportation.

In "The Void Stares Back," while the player is busy controlling Void troops fighting Void Pest forces via magical communication orb a.k.a. Commorb(The player, and several [=NPCs=], are stuck behind rocks), Lord Daquarius, the leader of the Black Knights, mines the rocks, gaining a level while doing so.After defeating the Pests, Savant(The Commorb contact), teleports the group out, with Daquarius screaming [[BigWhat "WHAT!?!?" ]] right before the teleportation.

In "The Void Stares Back," while the player is busy controlling Void troops fighting Void Pest forces via magical communication orb a.k.a. Commorb(The player, and several NPCs, are stuck behind rocks), Lord Daquarius, the leader of the Black Knights, mines the rocks, gaining a level while doing so.After defeating the Pests, Savant(The Commorb contact), teleports the group out, with Daquarius screaming [[BigWhat "WHAT!?!?" ]] right before the teleportation.

In "The Void Stares Back," while the player is busy controlling Void troops fighting Void Pest forces via magical communication orb a.k.a. Commorb(The player, and several NPCs, are stuck behind rocks), Lord Daquarius, the leader of the Black Knights, mines the rocks, gaining a level while doing so.After defeating the Pests, Savant(The Commorb contact), teleports the group out, with Daquarius screaming [[FlatWhat "WHAT!?!?" ]] right before the teleportation.