History Funny / RobinHood2010

-->'''Marion:''' [[TemptingFate "I'm alright."]] (Marion holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away peasants's concern for her. Robin then pulls the garment off and slungs it across his saddle, where it would stay clean and goes to rescue Marion and ram who are now both stuck in mud. When Marion tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom grabs her for her legs and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and how she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own at all) "Uh, I can't move me legs." (Marion is rather embarrased and annoyed about how she got herself stuck in mud, then she turns towards the shore to tell Robin and peasants that she is stuck in mud and needs help to be rescued from mud). "I can't move me legs!" (Marion looks at Robin at shore who is placing a rope on his shoulders and going to rescue her and ram)

-->''Marion:''' [[TemptingFate "I'm alright."]] (Marion holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away peasants's concern for her. Robin then pulls the garment off and slungs it across his saddle, where it would stay clean and goes to rescue Marion and ram who are now both stuck in mud. When Marion tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom grabs her for her legs and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and how she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own at all) "Uh, I can't move me legs." (Marion is rather embarrased and annoyed about how she got herself stuck in mud, then she turns towards the shore to tell Robin and peasants that she is stuck in mud and needs help to be rescued from mud). "I can't move me legs!" (Marion looks at Robin at shore who is placing a rope on his shoulders and going to rescue her and ram)

* When Robin and Marion come across villagers trying to rescue a ram stuck in the mud, Marion [[TemptingFate tries to free a ram stuck in the mud without any help or safety measures]]. But Marion only manages to fall in mud and get herself stuck in mud along with ram. Marion [[TemptingFate assures Robin and rest of the peasants near the bog that she is fine and that she does not need help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud]]. But she quickly realizes she is stuck and that she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own. Leading to Robin going to rescue both Marion and ram. Robin comes in too seemingly to rescue her...only to help the ram out instead. The small DeathGlare on Marion's face is priceless. At least Robin ''does'' help her afterwards.

-->''Marion:''' [[TemptingFate "I'm alright."]] (Marion holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away peasants's concern for her. Robin then pulls the garment off and slungs it across his saddle, where it would stay clean and goes to rescue Marion and ram who are now both stuck in mud. When Marion tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom grabs her for her legs and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and how she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own at all) "Uh, I can't move me legs. (Marion is rather embarrased and annoyed about how she got herself stuck in mud, then she turns towards the shore to tell Robin and peasants that she is stuck in mud and needs help to be rescued from mud). I can't move me legs! (Marion looks at Robin at shore who is placing a rope on his shoulders and going to rescue her and ram).

* When Robin and Marion come across villagers trying to rescue a ram stuck in the mud, Marion [[TemptingFate tries to free a ram stuck in the mud without any help or safety measures]] by gathering her hair and tucking it down the back of her shirt and also gathering and hiking up her skirt so that her legs are bare to the thighs, then after she takes a hoe, Marion starts walking carefully toward the bog while testing the ground of the bog ahead of her for it's firmness before each step with a hoe while keeping her eyes mostly on the tricky grounds. But just as it seems that Marion will be able to rescue the ram from the mud, she suddenly gasps, loses her footing and falls into the mud, pinwheeling her arms to keep herself away from falling forward while making a loud splash after she falls in mud. Marion manages to right herself as her skirt starts trailing in the mud, but she only manages to get herself stuck in mud along with ram. Marion [[TemptingFate assures Robin and rest of the peasants near the bog that she is fine and that she does not need help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud]] as she holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away peasants's concern for her. But when Marion tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom grabs her and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and that she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own. Leading to Robin going to rescue both Marion and ram. Fortunately, Marion is not in any danger of sinking deeper into mud to her death while being stuck in mud, she's just too stuck to free herself from the mud and has a hard time getting out of the mud.. Robin comes in too seemingly to rescue her...only to help the ram out instead. The small DeathGlare on Marion's face is priceless. At least Robin ''does'' help her afterwards.
-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' "Stop! You'll break its neck." (Marion swings off her horse, quickly gathers her hair and tucks it down the back of her shirt and also gathers and hikes up her skirt to that her legs are bare to the thighs, takes a hoe staff one of the peasants gives her and starts walking carefully forward into the bog, while testing the ground of the bog ahead of her for it's firmness before each step with a hoe while keeping her eyes mostly on the tricky grounds).
-->'''Robin Longstride:''' "Marion." (Marion ignores him and keeps trying to make forward progress, Robin then also swings off his horse).
-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' "Easy." (And as Marion is slowly approaching ram that is stuck in the mud and testing the bottom in front of her, she suddenly gasps as the hoe staff she was holding suddenly plunges all the way in the mud, taking Marion with it. Marion loses her footing and starts falling into the mud. Marion pinwheels her arms to keep herself away from falling further and deeper into the mud. Eventually, Marion falls into the mud, getting herself stuck up to her shoulders in mud. Marion makes a rather big and loud splash of muddy water that gets her tucked dark-brown hair and hiked up clothes all wet and drenched up in muddy water after she falls and gets stuck in mud. Marion manages to right herself with her arms from which drops of muddy water start falling, keeping one hand above and near the mud while briefly raising her other hand from the mud, while her skirt starts trailing in the mud. But all Marion manages to do is to get herself stuck in mud along with ram).
-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' [[TemptingFate "I'm alright."]] (Marion holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away peasants's concern for her. When Marion tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom grabs her for her legs and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and how she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own at all) "Uh, I can't move me legs. (Marion is rather embarrased and annoyed about how she got herself stuck in mud, then turns towards the shore to tell Robin and serfs that she is stuck in mud and needs help to be rescued). I can't move me legs! (Marion looks at Robin at shore who is placing a rope on his shoulders and going to rescue her and ram)."
-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' Thank you (Robin jumps in mud with rope over his shoulders and starts going towards the ram, much to Marion's disbelief).
-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' My lord? (Robin then reaches the ram and grasped its horn and pulles it gently forward, just enough that he could get both his arms around it. When Ram's legs got free, it tried to kick out, to struggle to complete freedom, splashing Marion Loxley with mud. Marion closes her eyes and tries to duck out of the way of the muddy water that was sent flying at her, but she can hardly move as the mud is still holding her tight in it's grip. Robin pivotes with the ram cradled against his chest and sees that the bank was firm right behind them. With one big effort, he lurches forward, allowing the ram to land on its feet, and trusting its shepherd would oversee its care from then on. Robin then goes to save Marion who is still stuck in mud, unable to move and waiting to be rescued)
-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, is it my turn now]]? (Robin then glances at Marion's eyes, asking her silent permission to touch her, to pick her up. She nodds slightly, and he bent down in the water, his right arm going across her shoulder blades, his left arm reaching for the backs of her knees. She put her arms around him as he found her legs and he lifted her in a princess-style of carrying a lady in arms. Marion's boots made a horrible squelching noise as the mud was forced to release her by the strength in Robin's arms as he lifted her.)
-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' (With Marion being finally free of the clinging mud, Robin turned to deposit her on the same patch of firm bank he had set the ram on. Marion turns out to be much bigger than the ram, but she manages to roll onto her stomach on the firm ground, splashing muddy water around herself from her hands and turning and putting her hands on the solid and firm ground to give her rescuer a heartfelt curt.) Thank you.

-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' "Easy." (And as Marion is slowly approaching ram that is stuck in the mud and testing the bottom in front of her, she suddenly gasps as the hoe staff she was holding suddenly plunges all the way in the mud, taking Marion with it. Marion lost her footing and started falling further and deeper into the mud, pinwheeling her arms to keep herself away from falling forward. Marion eventually falls in mud, and makes a loud splash after she falls in mud. Marion manages to right herself as she keeps one hand above and near the mud while briefly raising her other hand from the mud, but she only manages to get herself stuck in mud along with ram).

-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' [[TemptingFate "I'm alright."]] (Marion holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away peasants's concern for her, then as she tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom grabs her for her legs and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and how she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own at all) "Uh, I can’t move me legs. (Marion is rather embarrased and annoyed about how she got herself stuck in mud, then turns towards the shore to tell Robin and serfs that she is stuck in mud and needs help to be rescued). I can’t move me legs! (Marion looks at Robin at shore who is placing a rope on his shoulders and going to rescue her and ram)."

-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' My lord? (Robin then reaches the ram and grasped its horn and pulles it gently forward, just enough that he could get both his arms around it. When Ram's legs got free, it tried to kick out, to struggle to complete freedom, splashing Marion Loxley with mud. Marion closes her eyes and tries to duck out of the way of the muddy water that was sent flying at her, but she can hardly move as the mud is still holding her tight in it's grip. Robin pivotes with the ram cradled against his chest and sees that the bank was firm right behind them. With one big effort, he lurches forward, allowing the ram to land on its feet, and trusting its shepherd would oversee its care from then on. Robin then goes to save Marion who is still stuck in mud and unable to free herself.

-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' "Easy." (And as Marion is slowly approaching ram that is stuck in the mud, she suddenly gasps, loses her footing and falls into the mud, pinwheeling her arms to keep herself away from falling forward while making a loud splash after she falls in mud. Marion manages to right herself as her skirt starts trailing in the mud, but she only manages to get herself stuck in mud along with ram.).

-->'''Lady Marion Loxley:''' [[TemptingFate "I'm alright."]] (Marion holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away serfs concern for her, then as she tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom grabs her for her legs and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and how she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own at all) "Uh, I can’t move me legs. (Marion is rather embarrased and annoyed about how she got herself stuck in mud, then turns towards the shore to tell Robin and serfs that she is stuck in mud and needs help to be rescued). I can’t move me legs! (Marion looks at Robin at shore who is placing a rope on his shoulders and going to rescue her and ram)."

* When Robin and Marion come across villagers trying to rescue a ram stuck in the mud, Marion tries to free a ram stuck in the mud without any help or safety measures by gathering her hair and tucking it down the back of her shirt and also gathering and hiking up her skirt so that her legs are bare to the thighs, then after she takes a hoe, Marion starts walking carefully toward the bog while testing the ground of the bog ahead of her for it's firmness before each step with a hoe while keeping her eyes mostly on the tricky grounds. But just as it seems that Marion will be able to rescue the ram from the mud, she suddenly gasps, loses her footing and falls into the mud, pinwheeling her arms to keep herself away from falling forward while making a loud splash after she falls in mud. Marion manages to right herself as her skirt starts trailing in the mud, but she only manages to get herself stuck in mud along with ram. Marion [[TemptingFate assures Robin and rest of the peasants near the bog that she is fine and that she does not need help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud]] as she holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away peasants's concern for her. But when Marion tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom grabs her and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and that she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own. Leading to Robin going to rescue both Marion and ram. Fortunately, Marion is not in any danger of sinking deeper into mud to her death while being stuck in mud, she's just too stuck to free herself from the mud and has a hard time getting out of the mud.. Robin comes in too seemingly to rescue her...only to help the ram out instead. The small DeathGlare on Marion's face is priceless. At least Robin ''does'' help her afterwards.

* When Robin and Marion come across villagers trying to rescue a ram stuck in the mud, Marion tries to free a ram stuck in the mud without any help or safety measures by gathering her hair and tucking it down the back of her shirt and also gathering and hiking up her skirt so that her legs are bare to the thighs, then after she takes a hoe, Marion starts walking carefully toward the bog while testing the ground of the bog ahead of her for it's firmness before each step with a hoe while keeping her eyes mostly on the tricky grounds. But just as it seems that Marion will be able to rescue the ram from the mud, she suddenly gasps, loses her footing and falls into the mud, pinwheeling her arms to keep herself away from falling forward while making a loud splash after she falls in mud. Marion manages to right herself as her skirt starts trailing in the mud, but she only manages to get herself stuck in mud along with ram. Marion [[TemptingFate assures Robin and rest of the peasants near the bog that she is fine and that she does not need help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away peasants's concern for her. But when Marion tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom had caught her and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and that she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own]]. Leading to Robin going to rescue both Marion and ram. Fortunately, Marion is not in any danger of sinking deeper into mud to her death while being stuck in mud, she's just too stuck to free herself from the mud and has a hard time getting out of the mud.. Robin comes in too seemingly to rescue her...only to help the ram out instead. The small DeathGlare on Marion's face is priceless. At least Robin ''does'' help her afterwards.

* When Robin and Marion come across villagers trying to rescue a ram stuck in the mud, Marion tries to free a ram stuck in the mud by gathering her hair and tucking it down the back of her shirt and also gathering and hiking up her skirt so that her legs are bare to the thighs, then after she takes a hoe, Marion starts walking carefully toward the bog while testing the ground of the bog ahead of her for it's firmness before each step with a hoe while keeping her eyes mostly on the tricky grounds. But just as it seems that Marion will be able to rescue the ram from the mud, she suddenly gasps, loses her footing and falls into the mud, pinwheeling her arms to keep herself away from falling forward while making a loud splash after she falls in mud. Marion manages to right herself as her skirt starts trailing in the mud, but she only manages to get herself stuck in mud along with ram. Marion [[TemptingFate assures Robin and rest of the peasants near the bog that she is fine and that she does not need help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she holds one hand near the mud while raising one hand in the air to try to regain her balance and wave away peasants's concern for her. But when Marion tries to stand back up, the quicksand-like bottom had caught her and now holds her tight, causing Marion to sink low to her shoulders and to realize that she can't move her legs and that she now needs help to be rescued from being stuck in the mud as she is now helpless to do anything on her own]]. Leading to Robin going to rescue both Marion and ram. Fortunately, Marion is not in any danger of sinking deeper into mud to her death while being stuck in mud, she's just too stuck to free herself from the mud and has a hard time getting out of the mud.. Robin comes in too seemingly to rescue her...only to help the ram out instead. The small DeathGlare on Marion's face is priceless. At least Robin ''does'' help her afterwards.

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