History Funny / RifftraxOther

-->'''Mike:''' So I read a book called ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.

-->'''Bill:''' But they ''do'' make Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy, however.

* The whole setup even without the riffing as Richard Terry tries to come off as some kind of action hero on a grandiose adventure gives the riffers plenty of material to work with.

-->'''Kevin:''' Even Joaquin Phoenix's character in ''Film/{{Her}}'' thinks this relationship is kinda pathetic.

-->'''Mike:''' [[ThisIsGoingToSuck "Oh, Nat Geo, whatever you're thinking, I beg you to reconsider!"]]

-->'''Bill:''' [[NauseaFuel "I’m starting to regret the big bowl of clam chowder I had before this..."]]

* "Richard Terrry summed up in five seconds:"

-->'''Bill:''' So they're a ball of diarrhea, wrapped in chlamydia? Still no different than David Spade.

** Pigpen arrives in a ghost costume, trailing dirt everywhere:

-->'''Kevin:''' ''(on a snake)'' A wingless monster bat!

*** The comment that the dead footage is still faster than ''David and Hazel''.

--> '''Kevin:''' Shoot Bob! Shoot him now! He's the traitor!
--> '''Paul:''' [[GratuitousFrench J'accuse!]]

-->'''Richard:''' I'm searching the cave's of Mexico for a monster bat...

-->"The mantis shrimp is the little JoePesci of the animal kingdom."

--->'''Mike (as Yuna):''' And while you're at it, maybe cut out breathing and all other life functions as well?

--->'''Mike!Old Snake:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun ...Getting too old for this shit...]] ''[Laughs]'' I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. But seriously, I just put my whole head into some weapons-grade fecal stink and should be hospitalized immediately.

[[folder: San Francisco Sketchfest 2016]]

[[folder: San Francisco SketchFest]]

** Before the short begins, [[Series/MythBusters Adam Savage]] talks about the papier mache turkey he made for Thanksgiving as a kid. When he presented it to the family, he made [[Film/{{Alien}} the alien]] burst from its chest.

** Everyone going nuts when Ned Blanford reveals he used a tape recorder to prove the girl pronounced nuclear as "nucular."

*** Kevin's describing what the audience is missing on his mini screen and CrossesTheLineTwice by talking about how obscene the short is getting.

** Kevin cursing out an audience member for spoiling the fact that [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfRockyAndBullwinkle Edward Everett Horton]] is the short's narrator.

* They laugh at how it apparently took an old Thai woman ''weeks'' to realize that her food had become necrotic.

[[folder: ''Gears of War 3'']]
* On the COG armor:
-->'''Mike:''' Those chestplates indicate the ''actual'' size of their nipples. [[{{Squick}} Yeah, the future is gross.]]
* When Cole Train enters his old locker room.
-->'''Bill:''' ''(as Cole)'' My old locker room! ''(sighs dreamily)'' Saw a lot of nude men in here, yep.
-->'''Mike:''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome THRILL as a grown man grows nostalgic!]]

[[folder: ''Mega Man 8'']]
* Mega Man: Dr. Light, how's it going? Will he be okay?
-->'''Mike''': Today's episode: "Mega Man hits a Wino With His Car"!
* This exchange:
-->'''Mega Man''': But where ''is'' Dr. Wiley?
-->'''Dr. Light''': That's a good question.
-->'''Kevin''': Another good question: Why is Mega ''Man'' [[CrossdressingVoices voiced by a grade-school girl]]?
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[[folder: ''Final Fantasy X'']]
* When Yuna tries getting Tidus to laugh out loud:
-->'''Yuna:''' Come on, show me!
-->'''Bill (as Yuna):''' Shouldn't be hard! Just look down at what you're wearing.

-->'''Yuna:''' You probably shouldn't laugh anymore.
-->'''Mike (as Yuna):''' And while you're at it, maybe cut out breathing and all other life functions as well?

[[folder: ''Sonic The Hedgehog 2006'']]
* "He died from having a really stupid nose."
* Before Elise kisses Sonic to bring him back to life.
-->'''Elise:''' Sonic, come back. To me... to us!
-->'''Mike (as Elise):''' Disgrace your once-proud franchise with one more terrible game before you die.
* When Elise kisses Sonic:
-->'''Kevin:''' And God smote them for their unholy woman-hedgehog sexy time.
* "Braaaaaaaaaains..."
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[[folder: ''Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots'']]
* After Akiba [[ToiletHumor gets caught relieving himself]] in a barrel, Snake proceeds to inspect it.
-->'''Bill:''' Nick Nolte's real estate agent checks out an exciting new prospect.
-->'''Mike!Old Snake:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun ...Getting too old for this shit...]] (Laughs) I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. But seriously, I just put my whole head into some weapons-grade fecal stink and should be hospitalized immediately.
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[[folder: The Complete Peanuts 1995-1996]]
*
-->'''Lucy:''' I've often wondered...
-->'''Riff:''' "Am I my brother in a black wig?"
-->'''Lucy:''' In all your life, what have you done that you're most proud of?
-->'''Riff:''' "I'm a DOG who WRITES NOVELS, what more do you want from me?!"
-->'''Snoopy:''' In all my life, I've never kissed a cat!
-->'''Riff:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Snoopy was always going out of his way to claim that, for some reason.]]
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