History Funny / Rank10YGO

-->'''Rata:''' Zekt this, Zekt that... we get it, you watched ''[[Series/KamenRiderKabuto Kabuto]]''! ''(imitating Souji Tendou)'' Grandmother said this: Shut up.

** Part 3 has him opening up with [[DoubleEntendre The Tyrant of D.]] Rata can barely get through the card's name.

* His analysis on Maiden with Eyes of Blue states that you can run her if you want, but to watch out for Utopia the Lightning - accompanied by [[FreezeFrameBonus a split-second shot]] of a sketch showing Maiden getting punched in the gut by the aforementioned monster for 5000 damage (and the VideoGame/{{Roblox}} "oof" sound effect).

** Also ends with the obligatory Ojama Lime clip. This time being a short one where he's [[TooDumbToLive eating anything he finds off the ground]] and eats an [[https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Evolution_Pill evolution pill]] that naturally [[BalefulPolymorph turns him into a dinosaur]]. His only response being it was "not prozac".

** After Yugi takes his first turn, Rata riffs on the "Summon monster, Set backrow" opening play in the game's infancy... and it ''works'', because his hand is filled with assorted Normal Monsters that can't overpower Yugi's monster.

--->'''Rata:''' Everyone's clowning on me at the same time!

** The Kuriboh PaletteSwaps summoned by Five Star Twilight leads into a tangent about "Kuriboh [=NFTs=]", leaving them both in tears.

** "To wrap it up, Pendulums!" Cue Rata promptly bursting into laughter.

** While he's preparing to launch all three games, in the background is a file named "hero video script" (for the anticipated HERO Archetype Archive but it's being put off due to the sheer size of the archetype). It eventually ges addressed... by Rata deciding to delve into the folder right next to it that has layers of layers of nested folders, culminating in a crudely drawn image of Bubbleman smirking over a drowning Clayman. He never opens the text file itself.

! Legacy of the Worthless
[[folder: Nordics]]

--> '''Rata:''' ''(long {{Beat}})'' ... Okay, I'm gonna look on the positive side and point out that this card [[DamnedByFaintPraise absolutely kicked ass in the... Cloudian matchup]]. ''(another {{Beat}})'' Fuck it. Fuck it! Next monster!

[[folder: Ally of Justice]]

[[folder: Genex]]

--> '''Rata:''' I'm sorry, but you could have picked a more appealing name rather than fucking ''Furnace''. Why don't we just add limbs onto other household devices and have [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Genex Fridge or Genex Air Conditioner or Genex Bear Trap?]] What, you don't keep bear traps in your house? Well, guess your life is easier than mine, isn't it?

[[folder: Neos]]

[[folder: Vehicroids]]

[[folder: Amazoness]]

[[folder: Dark Scorpions, Venoms, and B.E.S.]]

[[folder: Reptiliannes, Reactors, and Phantom Beasts]]

[[folder: Flamvell]]

-->'''Rata:''' Are you my comment section?

-->'''Shape:''' This one opened up the hearts of even the worst of men, like [[TakeThat Kevin Tewart]].

-->'''Rata:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm gonna need a whoooole lot of this to get through this one.]] (lifts bottle to lips as gulping sound effects play)

[[folder: War of the Worthless]]

[[folder: Aliens]]

[[folder: Cloudians]]

[[folder: Batterymen]]

[[folder: Gimmick Puppet]]

[[folder: Cyberdark]]

[[folder: Morphtronic]]

-->'''Rata''': Who lets children make cards? Last time that happened people died...

-->'''Rata''': You know how they say, no Morphtronic burn is complete without a good 300 effect damage to cap it off! ... (''[[{{Corpsing}} through laughter]]'') What the fuck is this?

-->'''Rata''': (facepalm) Yes, I know, this is [[SarcasmMode exactly]] what the archetype needed. Through this entire review I was just thinking, "But what if they had a Tribute Summoned monster that swallowed all of your resources just to become a shitty beatstick?" And dally ho, they did it. They wasted their whole resources and ''gave it a Summon and Attack animation in Tag Force'', are you ACTUALLY KIDDING ME -

[[folder: Ice Barriers]]

-->'''Rata''': I'm sorry, I just don't see what ''Ice Barriers'' have to do with anything.
-->'''Shape''': No back talk, or you get the rod! Off you go!

-->'''Rata''': Well, it's that time of the year again. Time for the cursed boy to make his appearance... (unlocks door, shines a torch into the "dungeon") Come on, get out! If you don't get out there's no more back row for you to eat.
-->'''Subtitles''': (cursed croak.sfx)
-->'''Rata''': Oh, PETA can't save you now.

-->'''Rata''': (inhales and takes a deep breath) Okay! So this entire effect would have been perfectly acceptable if the card was Level 4, but not only does this 2000 ATK Level 5 specifically have to be Tribute Summoned to make a Token (''which is not optional by the way, this is your life now!'') but the card was made during the Synchro era so if you didn't destroy the Token during the turn you Summoned it, you gave your opponent a free level for a Synchro. I would also say you gave him a free Link Material but I'm gonna be level-headed and assume nobody has attempted to Summon this in the last five years. The single solitary upside of this card is that in case your opponent has a monster you can't run over, you can Summon Royal Knight and ram into the Coffin for 1000 damage but ironically you just put yourself ''into'' a coffin because you wasted resources on summoning ROYAL KNIGHT OF THE FUCKING ICE BAR-

[[folder: Vampires]]

[[folder: Crystal Beasts]]

[[folder: Ojamas]]

-->'''Rata''': ...And somewhere between the bloodshot eyes and look of barely restrained violence, you will find a fairly useful card.
-->'''Rata, later''': Fitting effect for a dude that looks like he swallows marbles.

-->'''Rata''': What do you say about someone who [[UnderwearOfPower puts on a speedo outside a full suit of armor]]? Y'know, besides "I'm calling the police?"

-->'''Rata''': (deep breath) Use Ojama Trio, then summon all five Ojama cards to the field and fuse Ojama Yellow, Green, and Black -- by the way, you need to use Polymerization -- and then use (ahem) Unstable Evolution (sounds of screaming) to make the original ATK of Ojama King 2400, and then use Ojamuscle to destroy Ojama Red and Ojama Blue, along with the Ojama Tokens. This makes the ATK of King 7400, [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and then equip MEGAMORPH to Ojama King to double its ATK to 14800.]] ''(in the distance)'' THAT'S A TEN-CARD OTK, [[SarcasmMode HOW IS IT NOT TEARING UP NATIONALS?!]]

-->'''Lime''': Hi, Youtube. [[SelfDeprecation Unfortunately]], I'm Ojama Lime...

[[folder: Malefics]]

[[folder: Madolche]]

-->'''Rata''': W-what just happened?
-->'''Shape''': (flatly) Madolches.
-->'''Rata''': (looks down, seeing what he's wearing) What the fuck?!

[[folder: Ancient Gear]]

-->'''Rata:''' Did they catch everyone while the meta was [[CripplingOverspecialization Unformed Void Turbo?]]

[[folder: Magnet Warrior]]

[[folder: Volcanic]]

[[folder: Toons]]

[[folder: Red-Eyes]]

[[folder: Vylons]]

[[folder: Blue-Eyes]]

[[folder: Lunalight]]

[[folder: Kaijus]]

* Rata's ending narration is accompanied by a [=3D=] model of Godzilla dancing.
* There's technically no Ojama Lime skit this time. Instead, we're treated to a game on [=YGOPRO=] with ''every single one'' of the normal sound effects replaced by Ojama Lime voice clips.

[[folder: Ghostricks]]

-->'''Rata''': (through laughter) Do I have to point it out, it's been a while?

[[folder: Six Samurai]]

[[folder: Buster Blader]]

[[folder: Triamids/Chemicritters/Digital Bugs]]

[[folder: Harpie]]

[[folder: Infernity]]

[[folder: Super Quant]]

[[folder: Melodious]]

--->'''Rata''': [[SarcasmMode HAVE WE FOUND THE DEFINITIVE ROGUE DECK OF THE YEAR]]?

[[folder: Jinzo]]

[[folder: Entity]]

[[folder: The 60k Life Point Duel with [=HardLeg=] and [=DuelLogs=]]]

[[folder: Pathetic Aesthetic]]

[[folder: Miscellaneous]]

--> '''Rata:''' Oh, fucking with PSCT for the memes! That is, that is a new one, Tewart... How long did it take for you to come up with this one, five minutes on a crack bender?

---> '''Rata:''' Come on, baby Jesus! You gotta see this! It's your dad! Back after five years!

** Him finally capping it off with a succinct, but clear message, over weight gain art image of Firewall Dragon with [=DOOM=] music playing in the background:

--->'''Rata:''' I wanna build a Tristan deck, so I'll have twenty Commanders! This is [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Commander format]], ''in Yu-Gi-Oh!''
--->'''Jimbles:''' Damn it, you beat me to it! I'm so mad, I was ''diving'' for that joke!

[[/folder]]

* His introduction of Gishki Zielgigas has him point out the card's [[GlassCannon 0 Defense]], because that's "pussy shit", accompanied with an edit of the card art that has Zielgigas dressed like a [[WebOriginal/VirginVsChad Chad]].

* Rata's continued exasperation about the amount of spellcasters in a machine-themed deck.

-->'''Ojama Emperor:''' I need help. If you can lift me from this throne, you can become the new Ojama Emperor.
-->'''Rata:''' But, it's not good!
-->'''Ojama Emperor:''' It's not a good idea. So if you want to leave me here, I respect that.

-->'''Jimbles, later:''' Here's [=LANphorynchus=] everybody, I hope you're happy to see him, because I sure am.
-->'''Jimbles, even later:''' [=LANphorynchus=]! [=LANphorynchus=]! [[MemeticMutation MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!]]

-->'''Ojama Lime:''' I SOLD THE FUCKING KIDS.

-->'''Jimbles:''' You just did a very big brain play by complete accident!

-->'''[=HardLeg=]:''' You have the same cards, wanna fuck?
-->'''Ojama Lime, [[{{Corpsing}} trying really hard not to laugh]]:''' NO! The answer is NO! I repudiate this!

-->'''Rata:''' No- you gave it a 1!
-->'''Jimbles:''' Yeah.
-->'''Rata:''' And you gave this a 2.
-->'''Jimbles:''' Yep.
-->'''Rata:''' Why- then why do you say the first one looks the best?
-->'''Jimbles:''' [[ICanExplain I mean it-it-it.. I-I-I-I-]]
-->'''Rata:''' I caught you red handed!
-->'''Jimbles:''' I gave it a 2 before I saw it like this.
-->'''Rata:''' So you don't like it then?
-->'''Jimbles:''' Eh, it's.. I'll keep it a 2.
-->'''Rata:''' ..But then you still like it more than the original.
-->'''Jimbles:''' In theory.
-->'''Rata:''' You're really confusing me right now..
-->'''Jimbles:''' Don't worry about it.

-->'''Jimbles:''' This is a 5 outta 5, this is a 5 outta 5, Merry Christmas!

-->'''Rata:''' This is a Twitch girl who some dumb fuck donates to in hopes of getting to date her, while she goes out and has sex with her boyfriend Black Fang [Magician].\\

-->'''Jimbles:''' Now ''this'' is a gamer.

-->'''Purple Poison Magician!Jimbles:''' Can I get your Discord now?...And now that we're talking...I NEED TO SEE YOUR ''FEET''! Many nights have I dreamed of your toes! If you don't, I shall use my position as moderator to say the "N" word in your chat!

-->'''Rata:''' I think the first time I saw this art, I became pregnant.

-->'''Jimbles (on Doomkaiser Dragon/Assault Mode):''' The original design looked like some kind of monster. This just looks [[ShapedLikeItself like a fucking Yugioh card.]]

-->'''Rata:''' This is a man I can imagine having a very formidable penis.

-->'''Matteo Alacran:''' So if all the assault modes float on destruction, this sort of means the armor goes away. However, in the case of Arcanite Magician, he just decides to put his robes back on upon destruction.\\

-->'''Jimbles:''' He's got so much ''poise''!

-->'''Rata:''' I CAN SEE TEN SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE, AND IT ALWAYS ''SUCKS!''

-->'''Rata:''' I never knew I could feel so insulted by a field spell. Then again, I played against [[GameBreaker Chicken Game]] once.

-->'''Rata:''' I love Yu-Gi-Oh. It's fun for the whole family.\\

-->'''Rata:''' ''(reading from the wiki's trivia page)'' "This card is part of the Heraldry archetype used by Vetrix. The name of this card comes from the fact that Vetrix is the male head of his family, which is why this card is called Heraldry Patriarch."\\

-->'''Rata:''' Whatever Jimbles talked about right now, I am sorry.\\

-->'''Jimbles:''' Imagine walking through a garden at night, and she rises out of a flower and asks you to donate.\\

-->'''Jimbles:''' Yuma found it in his mom's dresser and didn't know what it did, so he made a card out of it.

-->'''Rata:''' And what did your blind machine god have to do with this one?\\

-->'''Jimbles:''' I overlay these monsters to construct the blockchain!

-->'''Rata:''' Mahad! There's a fucking... ''thing'' in your closet!

-->'''Rata:'''"Whoa, who cares!? It's only Kurivolt having a gamer moment!"

-->'''Rata:'''I just want to point out, If you imagine a card called Detonate, [[https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Detonate Would you expect to look like this !?]]

--> '''Rata:''' Come on, baby Jesus! You gotta see this! It's your dad! Back after five years!

-->'''Rata:''' SEE YOU NEVER YOU GAME-KILLING BOZO

-->'''Rata:''' We're off to a ''great'' start.

-->'''Rata:''' Listen I know it feels like I'm jumping across random unrelated cards but I swear all of these are connected.

-->'''Rata:''' Uh-oh. This one's dangerous. It can crash into your Red-Eyes Black Metal Dragon with extreme prejudice! That is, unless you stock up on Dragon's Treasure, the world renowned counter to Phoenix Beast Gairuda.

-->'''Rata:''' It's... Valkyrion. It's the literal exact same effect as Valkyrion except released 12 years later and attached to a group of cards somehow equally as unimpressive as Magnet Warriors. How... who let this happen? It doesn't even look cool, it's like an anorexic Dark Destroyer. They didn't even give it a removal effect or anything, this i- this is sad! Oh, it's gone.

-->'''Ojama Lime:''' What happens to him after this... Is no business of mine.
-->'''Rata:''' No business of Lime.
-->'''Ojama Lime:''' No business of Lime.
-->''(Pause.)''
-->'''Ojama Lime:''' [[MoodWhiplash I'm going to fucking mutilate you.]]

-->'''Jimbles:''' [[Film/Joker2019 I thought Ojama mirror matches were a tragedy, but now I see, they're a documentary]].
-->(Rata [[{{Corpsing}} loses his shit]])
--> '''Rata:''' Now I see, they're a horror movie.

-->'''Rata:''' ''(trying his hardest not to lose it)'' You know what happens to Ojama Country when it's matched up with another Ojama Country? It fucking sucks.\\

-->'''Jimbles:''' ''(through laughter)'' You absolute fucking ''fool''!

-->'''Rata:''' Eat shit, you spoiled little snakefuckers. I hope a viper bites down on your stupid tiny dick so hard that you die instantly and it looks like you got killed by a gay vampire.

-->'''Rata (While face-to-face with Something Wicked):''' I don't see what the big deal is. We have one of these at the local park.

-->'''Onscreen text:''' DM me if you're a dinosaur woman in power armor

--> '''Rata:''' Frankly, this card could banish my entire deck facedown when Summoned and I would still love it because it looks like this. I refer to this phenomenon as "the Tsuchinoko effect."

* Upon Rata's fawning over Dance Princess of the Ice Barrier, the subtitle writer admits he's given up, addressing Rata as a madman.