History Funny / Pyrocynical

---> '''Elliot:''' I love it, I love Musical.ly, I hate you. ''(hangs out)''

** The gang discovers a ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' builder that "would build anything for [them] for under one hour". What did they do? ''They requested him to build a giant letter L made out of diamond blocks,'' apparently for Pyro so he can send it to [[RunningGag his father, who's in prison.]] The kicker? ''[[SeriousBusiness The builder actually accepted the request and]] [[ExactWords literally made a giant L made out of diamond blocks.]]'' Not only that, but the giant L in question '''''[[https://imgur.com/a/a3Xopu0 is built with great quality, when all that was expected was a 2-block high structure.]]''''' Their reactions are safe to say, priceless.

*** Pyro insisting that every [=YouTuber=] he commissions does a "fat dab".

---> "play fortnite with me kanye"

** Pyro dubs the [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Abyss Watchers]] "YouTube Commentators" [[TakeThat because they're more concerned with fighting each other than the player]]. Then he says that in the second phase, all the Commentators' hate pools into one ultimate Commentator, whose one desire is to kill LetsPlay/PewDiePie.

---> '''Pyro:''' '''''[[{{Angrish}} LIAR!]]''''' If my kid is playing Fortnite, ''(Puts hand on chest)'' [[WouldHurtAChild I would throw him out a window!]] ''Disgusting!''

--> "Pussy! ''Pussy!"''

** "It's ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Infinity War!]]'' It's all connected, Thanos ''was'' a bad boy all along!

* His [[{{Angrish}} increasingly hilarious tantrums]] he throws every time he sees a meme clowning on him at "MOTH LAMP MEMES". One particular reaction is him ''running to his bed and jumping on it like an angry child.''

** Requesting Road Rash, a "famous American alcohol biker" who does roasts "from mild to wild", to roast LetsPlay/{{Ninja}}. Unfortunately, later on they were disappointed on what the roast [[BigStupidDooDooHead was like.]]

*** "Pussy! ''Pussy!"''

* "Soy! Soy, ''soy, soy, soy,'' '''''soy!"'''''

* Pyro, along with Dolan Dark and Hyojin (and later Ramsker, Root, and Kwite in the second video) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HILinsd-_hs took a stab]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvVn3HM2pc on commissioning]] Website/{{Fiverr}} videos, highlights on the first video include:

*** Second video's highlights include:
** Pyro mistaking Bijuu Mike[[note]]You may know him from his ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub'' playthroughs[[/note]] for LetsPlay/JackSepticEye because of his green hair.
** Pyro insisting that every [=YouTuber=] he commissions does a "fat dab".
** The four came across Music/SouljaBoy on Fiverr. They were all excited to commission him, only to find out he was unavailable because (according to Pyro) he was busy in Dubai. Cut to a clip of him in said location, but with his voice distorted.

** The gang discovers a ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' builder that "would build anything for [them] for under one hour". What did they do? ''They requested him to build a giant letter L made out of diamond blocks,'' apparently for Pyro so he can send it to [[RunningGag his father, who's in prison.]] The kicker? ''[[SeriousBusiness The builder actually accepted the request and]]'' '''''[[ExactWords literally made a giant L made out of diamnond blocks.]]''''' Their reactions are safe to say, priceless.

* After months of trying to get his attention, Pyro finally managed to convince Music/KanyeWest [[https://twitter.com/PyrocynicalTV/status/1059103377441914880 to follow him on Twitter]]. And the first thing he asked him afterwards?

---> '''Pyro:''' Pyrocynical copies [=PewDiePie=]? No, fu- (JumpCut) [=PewDiePie=] copies Pyrocynical? WebVideo/GameTheory? ''(Overlapping with Matpat saying his famous catchphrase) That's just a gammmmeeeeeee... (voice slows down as a clip of Matpat screaming "I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAE'D!" plays on the background).''

** "Are you ''[[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable razist?]]''".
** The fact that Creator/TommyWiseau himself posted a video edit of Johnny Johnny using scenes from Film/TheRoom.

---> '''Pyro:''' '''''[[{{Angrish}} LIAR!]]''''' If my kid is playing Fortnite, [[WouldHurtAChild I would throw him out a window!]] ''Disgusting!''

* His [[{{Angrish}} increasingly hilarious tantrums]] he throws every time he sees a meme clowning on him at "MOTH MEMES". One particular reaction is him ''going to his bed and jumping on it like an angry child.''

--> "play fortnite with me kanye"

** The four came across Music/SouljaBoy on Fiverr. They were all excited to commission him, only to find out he was unavailable because (according to Pyro) he was busy in Dubai. Cut to a clip of him in said location, but with his voice distorted.

---> '''[=BluesDank=]:''' We're gonna get f-[[SoundEffectBleep *bass boost*]]ing noise complaints from e- ''(cuts off with laughter)''

* Pyro, Dolan Dark, and Hyojin (and later Ramsker, Root, and Kwite in the second video) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HILinsd-_hs took a stab]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvVn3HM2pc on commissioning]] Website/{{Fiverr}} videos, highlights include:
** The gang discovers a ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' builder that "would build anything for [them] for under one hour". What did they do? ''They requested him to build a giant letter L made out of diamond blocks,'' apparently for Pyro so he can send it to [[RunningGag his father, who's in prison.]] The kicker? '''''[[ExactWords The builder accepted the request and literally made a giant L made out of diamnond blocks.]]''''''

** Requesting Road Rash, a "famous American alcohol biker" who does roasts "from mild to wild", to roast LetsPlay/{{Ninja}}. Later they were disappointed of what the roast [[BigStupidDooDooHead was like.]]

* In "These Youtubers Are "Dying"", Pyro plays a saxophone off-key during the part where one of the [=XtremeGamez=] hosts sing to his "dying" brother.
--> "What the hell was that?"

---> '''Pyro:''' Pyrocynical copies [=PewDiePie=]? No, fu- (JumpCut) [=PewDiePie=] copies Pyrocynical? WebVideo/GameTheory? ''(Overlapping with Matpat saying his famous catchphrase) That's just a gammmmeeeeeee... (voice slows down as a clip of Matpat screaming "I JUST SIMULTANOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAE'D!" plays on the background).''

* His [[{{Angrish}} increasingly hilarious tantrums]] he throws every time he sees a meme clowning on him at "MOTH MEMES". One particular reaction is him ''going to his bed and jumping on it like an angry child.''

---> '''Johnny:''' No papa. ''(In this segment Pyro lost his shit.)''

** The gang came across a ''VideoGame/CounterStrike''-themed meme. Pyro, who had seen the meme before, said that he had to do a Google search, while Kingani ''launced the actual game'' to check.

* The Dark Side of TikTok:

* His [[{{Angrish}} increasingly hilarious tantrums]] he throws every time he sees a meme clowning on him at "MOTH MEMES". One particular reaction is him '''angrily going to his bad and jumping on it.'''

* "DESPACITO MEMES", just "DESPACITO MEMES".

** And then of course you have Pyro [[https://youtu.be/VqLOHT8vMvs?t=738 creating his own response to a "nothing to live for" duet]].

** Pyro's reaction to seeing a middle-aged man doing a ''VideoGame/Fortnite'' dance not once, not twice, but three times:

* "DESPACITO MEMES", just "DESPACITO MEMES".

---> '''Pyro:''' Pyrocynical copies [=PewDiePie=]? No, fu- (JumpCut) [=PewDiePie=] copies Pyrocynical? WebVideo/GameTheory? ''(Overlapping with Matpat saying the titular catchphrase) That's just a gammmmeeeeeee... (voice slows down as a clip of Matpat screaming "I JUST SIMULTANOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAE'D!" plays on the background).''

** "Are you ''[[ItsPronouncedTroPAY razist?]]''".

---> '''Pyro:''' '''''[[{{Angrish}} LIAR!]]''''' If my kid is playing Fortnite, [[WouldHurtAChild I would throw him out a window!]] ''Disgusting!''

---> '''Pyro:''' Pyrocynical copies [=PewDiePie=]? No, fu- (JumpCut) [=PewDiePie=] copies Pyrocynical? Game Theory? ''(Overlapping with Matpat saying titular catchphrase) That's just a gammmmeeeeeee... (voice slows down as a clip of Matpat screaming "I JUST SIMULTANOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAE'D!" plays on the background)''

---> '''Pyro:''' I thought he said "Rock Cock".

** Pyro tries to talk to an NPC, but the NPC keeps running forwards, stopping his speech. Pyro eventually gets fed up and guns him down.

*** "Sen's Fortress? [[ShapedLikeItself More like Sen's Fortress]]!

** At one point, he is summoned by "[[TheUnpronounceable Skull K**t]]" to help in the boss fight against [[DumbMuscle Lorian]] and [[SquishyWizard Lothric]]. Pyro doesn't join the fight at first, [[TheLoad instead opting to sit out and let his host battle the boss alone]].

** At one point, while traversing Darkroot Garden, he gets invaded by Forest Hunters (or "the fuckin' vegans!"). He tries to join up with them, but isn't allowed to, [[ShootTheShaggyDog so he's forced to fight and dies screaming in rage]].