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** [[http://fish-custard.webs.com/melancholyofbellaswan.htm Funnily enough, it does.]]
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** [[http://fish-custard.webs.com/melancholyofbellaswan.htm [[https://archive.ph/PjuRm Funnily enough, it does.]]]]
** Also, beforehand, the poorly done crossover (Haruhi and The Twilight Saga) is causing reality itself to "turn into custard" and the canons start noticing:
--> '''Kyon''': Wha? ''Jumps to his feet as his chair disintegrates from under him''\\
'''Mikuru''': ''(in a sweetly terrified voice)'' Miss Suzumiya, what’s going on? Miss Nagato?\\
'''Nagato''': It appears that an external reality is exerting a deleterious influence on this one. Large amounts of corrupt or irrelevant data are flooding this universe’s reality matrix.\\
'''Kyon''': Never mind that, can you fix it?\\
'''Nagato''': No.\\
'''Kyon''': Why not?!\\
'''Nagato''': I have no control over the data responsible… however, they do. ''Points straight at the Agents hiding behind Haruhi’s desk.''\\
'''The Fisherman''': So much for the SEP field, ''steps into the open''
** Also, beforehand, the poorly done crossover (Haruhi and The Twilight Saga) is causing reality itself to "turn into custard" and the canons start noticing:
--> '''Kyon''': Wha? ''Jumps to his feet as his chair disintegrates from under him''\\
'''Mikuru''': ''(in a sweetly terrified voice)'' Miss Suzumiya, what’s going on? Miss Nagato?\\
'''Nagato''': It appears that an external reality is exerting a deleterious influence on this one. Large amounts of corrupt or irrelevant data are flooding this universe’s reality matrix.\\
'''Kyon''': Never mind that, can you fix it?\\
'''Nagato''': No.\\
'''Kyon''': Why not?!\\
'''Nagato''': I have no control over the data responsible… however, they do. ''Points straight at the Agents hiding behind Haruhi’s desk.''\\
'''The Fisherman''': So much for the SEP field, ''steps into the open''
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** First, there's the Instant Cosplay Curtain, which he keeps trying to shove fellow agent Miguel into, in a manner reminiscent of [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya that other Haruhi.]]
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** First, there's the Instant Cosplay Curtain, which he keeps trying to shove fellow agent Miguel into, in a manner reminiscent of [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya that other Haruhi.]]
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* In "[[https://plotprotectors.neocities.org/TOS/mission03 Lady of the Fellowship]]", Jay and Acacia not only make themselves invisible, their yarn turns invisible too, which Jay wants to make into a scarf. And it's still invisible when the ladies turn visible again. In "[[https://plotprotectors.neocities.org/TOS/mission04 Protector of the Ringbearer]]", Jay and Acacia kill a blue unicorn, so they take it to Agent Luxury to taxidermy and the yarn to knit. She wants to knit some invisible panties.
* In [[https://tawaki-ppc.livejournal.com/6559.html this]] mission, the fic is a parody of ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', using characters from ''Franchise/StarWars''. Anakin is Harry, Owen is Dudley, Yoda is Dumbledore, and Jar Jar Binks is Hagrid.
* In [[https://tawaki-ppc.livejournal.com/6559.html this]] mission, the fic is a parody of ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', using characters from ''Franchise/StarWars''. Anakin is Harry, Owen is Dudley, Yoda is Dumbledore, and Jar Jar Binks is Hagrid.
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* [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoN-5t4iz7jfXbsr9xMSdqm0149rifOZurumEfb6DF0/edit PPC]] {{Series/Mythbusters}}.
** From the same mission, Valon learning that yes, agents are allowed to get their hands on [[StuffBlowingUp high explosives]] immediately after [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough explaining why it would be a bad idea.]]
** From the same mission, Valon learning that yes, agents are allowed to get their hands on [[StuffBlowingUp high explosives]] immediately after [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough explaining why it would be a bad idea.]]
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* [[https://docs."[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoN-5t4iz7jfXbsr9xMSdqm0149rifOZurumEfb6DF0/edit PPC]] {{Series/Mythbusters}}.
Why Would You Quit?]]":
**From Valon attempts to drown out a ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' fansong by rapping over it with a ditty he composed on the same mission, spot. Kala doesn't have it in her to tell him he's not improving the situation.
** Valon learning that yes, agents are allowed to get their hands on [[StuffBlowingUp high explosives]] immediately after [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough explaining why it would be a bad idea.]]
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** Valon learning that yes, agents are allowed to get their hands on [[StuffBlowingUp high explosives]] immediately after [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough explaining why it would be a bad idea.]]
** Valon's plan for getting rid of the uber-powerful Springtrap and Harry's noncanon brother Micheal is to switch the two when Dumbledore drops Harry off at the Dursley's doorstep so Micheal will have been Springtrap the entire time. Then he [[StuffBlowingUp ties up Spring-Micheal with detonation cord and C4 to blow him to kingdom come]]... and decides to make his own episode of ''{{Series/Mythbusters}}'' while he's at it.
--->'''Valon:''' On this episode of PPC Mythbusters, we test the myth that immunity to fire grants immunity to a pressure-based explosion! Who are the PPC Mythbusters?\\
'''Kala:''' You can make a show later.\\
'''Valon:''' [[RapidFireBut But but but]]... I got a high-speed camera and everything...
--->'''Valon:''' On this episode of PPC Mythbusters, we test the myth that immunity to fire grants immunity to a pressure-based explosion! Who are the PPC Mythbusters?\\
'''Kala:''' You can make a show later.\\
'''Valon:''' [[RapidFireBut But but but]]... I got a high-speed camera and everything...
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* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/41365254 Eternal Sue]]" has a porta-potty version of Draco Malfoy throwing playing cards at the Sue. The cause is a sentence describing what Malfoy is doing that leaves out the K in "looked"; the Words interpret "looed" as a reference to a card game and a slang term for the bathroom (both called "loo") at the same time.
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* At the end of "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/30089607 Video Games Rot Your Brains]]", Kaito Hoshino asks if he gets any time off so his broken arm can heal. Everyone-and-thing in the Medical department proceeds to start laughing at the idea, except for the Vulcans (who merely crack smiles) and Kaito himself.
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* In [[http://strngbedfellows.livejournal.com/1130.html Eris Discord]], Agents Mervin, Hyde, [[Literature/HarryPotter Snape]], and [[Film/OnceUponATimeInMexico Sands]] are assigned to kill off all Snape-obssesed Sues before the release of ''Deathly Hallows''. The group is in despair, considering the sheer number of Sues, until they hit upon the perfect idea - using [[spoiler:''Snape'']] as bait to lure the Sues together and let them kill each other off. Cue one ''hilarious'' scene of [[spoiler:Snape being hung from the ceiling in a harness, screaming, cursing, and flailing,]] while the Sues engage in a death match underneath him. And when Sands thinks that things are sounding too calm, he kicks [[spoiler:Snape]] out ''again'' to get them worked up. Then, there's the snarky descriptions of the various Sues themselves.
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* In [[http://strngbedfellows.livejournal.com/1130.html Eris Discord]], Agents Mervin, Hyde, [[Literature/HarryPotter Snape]], and [[Film/OnceUponATimeInMexico Sands]] are assigned to kill off all Snape-obssesed Sues before the release of ''Deathly Hallows''. The group is in despair, considering the sheer number of Sues, until they hit upon the perfect idea - using [[spoiler:''Snape'']] ''Snape'' as bait to lure the Sues together and let them kill each other off. Cue one ''hilarious'' scene of [[spoiler:Snape Snape being hung from the ceiling in a harness, screaming, cursing, and flailing,]] flailing, while the Sues engage in a death match underneath him. And when Sands thinks that things are sounding too calm, he kicks [[spoiler:Snape]] Snape out ''again'' to get them worked up. Then, there's the snarky descriptions of the various Sues themselves.
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* After fleeing the horror entitled ''Subjugation'', Suicide and Dio hid out in Azeroth for several years, running [[spoiler:a weapons shop]] in Stormwind City. Imagine a deranged Scythian-Spartan DeathSeeker and a reformed Legomance Sue as fairly successful business-people!
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* After fleeing the horror entitled ''Subjugation'', Suicide and Dio hid out in Azeroth for several years, running [[spoiler:a a weapons shop]] shop in Stormwind City. Imagine a deranged Scythian-Spartan DeathSeeker and a reformed Legomance Sue as fairly successful business-people!
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* One of the forbidden weapons on the [[RuleBreakerRuleNamer Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In The PPC]] list, among some more usual things like "minigun" and "WaveMotionGun" is "sack full of adamantium power doorknobs". I think that speaks for itself.
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* One of the forbidden weapons on the [[RuleBreakerRuleNamer Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In The PPC]] list, among some more usual things like "minigun" and "WaveMotionGun" is "sack full of adamantium power doorknobs". I think that speaks for itself.
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* The [[https://ppc.fandom.com/wiki/Dubious_Lube Dubious Lube]] page on the Wiki CrossesTheLineTwice: it's about gay men in fanfiction who've used a number of inappropriate things as lube, including glue, hot stuff such as soup and melted sugar, bat guano, bamboo ''shoots'', and, I kid you not, ''hydrochloric acid''.
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* The [[https://ppc.fandom.com/wiki/Dubious_Lube Dubious Lube]] page on the Wiki CrossesTheLineTwice: it's about gay men in fanfiction who've used a number of inappropriate things as lube, including glue, hot stuff such as soup and melted sugar, bat guano, bamboo ''shoots'', and, I kid you not, shoots, and ''hydrochloric acid''.
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*** Alec [[INeedAFreakingDrink gets drunk due to his frustrations with the story]], then [[AlcoholHic gets the hiccups]] and starts [[MalfunctionMalady teleporting every time he hiccups]]. He teleports to a blonde swordswoman, the top of ''Voyager'''s hull, a Klingon party, the Justice League's watchtower, a Star Fury, and finally what he thinks is limbo before going back to the ''Enterprise C'''s bridge.
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*** Alec [[INeedAFreakingDrink gets drunk due to his frustrations with the story]], then [[AlcoholHic gets the hiccups]] and starts [[MalfunctionMalady teleporting every time he hiccups]]. He teleports to a blonde swordswoman, the top of ''Voyager'''s Voyager's hull, a Klingon party, the Justice League's watchtower, a Star Fury, and finally what he thinks is limbo before going back to the ''Enterprise C'''s Enterprise-C's bridge.
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* In the otherwise-disturbing "[[https://rc88.dreamwidth.org/7525.html Jack the Squicker]]", the phrase "[[RogueAnglesOfSatin privet]] parts" results in Heather growing leaves on her lower area.
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* In the otherwise-disturbing "[[https://rc88.dreamwidth.org/7525.html Jack the Squicker]]", the phrase "[[RogueAnglesOfSatin "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin privet]] parts" results in Heather growing leaves on her lower area.
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* [[http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/84702.html "Don't ask questions, just grab that penis!"]] (Not safe for work or sanity.)
* The StylisticSuck in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1775317/1/bPPC_b_Mossflower_Division Rena and Shay's missions]], which, to comply with fanfiction.net rules, weren't "found" badfic, but were written by Rena and Shay's author.
-->"It was night-time. The birds were asleep. The stars shone black in the sky. Under regular circumstances, 'stars shining black' would have been impossible; however, in this world, anything could happen."
-->"erthstrype loked up at Psilophyta. 'd00d u safed me!111' He said."
* One particularly dreadful ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' 'fic had a character declare that a dress "makes me look a thinner." The effect of these ExactWords on the story led to a burst of hysterical laughter from the agents present and what is probably the only charge of "causing [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_thinner a chemical solution]] to wear clothes" in the history of the PPC.
* The StylisticSuck in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1775317/1/bPPC_b_Mossflower_Division Rena and Shay's missions]], which, to comply with fanfiction.net rules, weren't "found" badfic, but were written by Rena and Shay's author.
-->"It was night-time. The birds were asleep. The stars shone black in the sky. Under regular circumstances, 'stars shining black' would have been impossible; however, in this world, anything could happen."
-->"erthstrype loked up at Psilophyta. 'd00d u safed me!111' He said."
* One particularly dreadful ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' 'fic had a character declare that a dress "makes me look a thinner." The effect of these ExactWords on the story led to a burst of hysterical laughter from the agents present and what is probably the only charge of "causing [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_thinner a chemical solution]] to wear clothes" in the history of the PPC.
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* One unsafe for work/sanity ''Harry Potter'' [[http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/84702.html mission]] has Agent Trojie yell "Don't ask questions, just grab that penis!"]] (Not safe for work or sanity.)
penis!" at her partner because Wormtail was about to eat it.
* The StylisticSuck in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1775317/1/bPPC_b_Mossflower_Division Rena and Shay's missions]], which, to comply with fanfiction.net rules,weren't aren't "found" badfic, but were are written by Rena and Shay's author.
-->"It was night-time. The birds were asleep. The stars shone black in the sky. Under regular circumstances, 'stars shining black' would have been impossible; however, in this world, anything could happen."
-->"erthstrype"\\
"erthstrype loked up at Psilophyta. 'd00d u safed me!111' He said."
* One particularly dreadful ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' 'fichad has a character declare that a dress "makes me look a thinner." The effect of these ExactWords on the story led leads to a burst of hysterical laughter from the agents present and what is probably the only charge of "causing [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_thinner a chemical solution]] to wear clothes" in the history of the PPC.
* The StylisticSuck in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1775317/1/bPPC_b_Mossflower_Division Rena and Shay's missions]], which, to comply with fanfiction.net rules,
-->"It was night-time. The birds were asleep. The stars shone black in the sky. Under regular circumstances, 'stars shining black' would have been impossible; however, in this world, anything could happen.
-->"erthstrype
"erthstrype loked up at Psilophyta. 'd00d u safed me!111' He said."
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* Sandwich!Stu in ''[[http://vgdivision.dreamwidth.org/1251.html With A Side of Chips and a Soda]]''.
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* Sandwich!Stu in ''[[http://vgdivision.dreamwidth.org/1251.html With A Side of Chips and a Soda]]''.Soda]]'' has a Gary Stu that, thanks to AmbiguousSyntax, is a giant walking sandwich.
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** Doktor Trollenfisch, upon turning from a [[TalkingAnimal talking fish]] into a human, wonders why he has nipples since, being a male, he doesn't need them.
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** "Borg cube" gets misspelled as "Borg cubed", resulting in three Cybas.Cybas [[FreakOut naturally causing a panic attack]]. Also, the trio give Eagrus three evil smiles which he considers to be even more terrifying than just ''one''.
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** [[http://alternativewriting.pbworks.com/w/page/26192902/Marrissa1 Part 1]]:
*** The story begins with Spock and an OOC Saavik, who are now married, flirting. Saavik is teasing Spock about never missing his [[MatingSeasonMayhem pon farr]], and claiming she's too horny to want to be logical. Alec says in a spooky voice to Saavik:
----->'''Alec''': "You are a VUUULLL-CAAAN. You LIIIIKE logic. Logic is your friend."
*** Alec entertaining himself by playing "Jingle Bells" on the transporter console, while Picard and his crew struggle not to mention the music.
*** When the "Kid's Crew" is first brought up, the narration notes that "the universe groaned and logic fled". When Picard expresses reservations at putting children at risk, it says that "logic reasserted itself for a precarious second", but when Riker reveals that Marrissa's Kobayashi Maru took 20 minutes, it says that "logic collapsed around them" and "gave a sickening slurp before crawling out of the story with a pathetic whimper."
*** Gul Ducat turns into a gold coin (since a ducat is a type of coin) but no one seems to notice, and when Legat Tural's name is misspelled as "Toral", he turns into a tribble (since usually a misspelling in a ''Star Trek'' mission produces a miniature tribble, but seeing as Tural is an OriginalCharacter, he turns into one instead).
*** Alec [[INeedAFreakingDrink gets drunk due to his frustrations with the story]], then [[AlcoholHic gets the hiccups]] and starts [[MalfunctionMalady teleporting every time he hiccups]]. He teleports to a blonde swordswoman, the top of ''Voyager'''s hull, a Klingon party, the Justice League's watchtower, a Star Fury, and finally what he thinks is limbo before going back to the ''Enterprise C'''s bridge.
*** Due to a typo, the Romulans are called the "Romans", which results in the warbird turning into a galley ship being rowed by Romulans in togas and laurel wreaths.
** [[https://ppcofuarchive.dreamwidth.org/882.html Part 2]]:
*** When a character says that the aliens must be "desperate" to allow a child to negotiate, Alec quips, "No, just dumb".
*** "Medieval" is misspelled as "midevil", and Alec jokingly wonders if it's significantly different from a "greatly evil" castle.
*** [[PassThePopcorn Alec and Q watching a fight scene as though it were a bad movie, complete with popcorn]].
** [[http://alternativewriting.pbworks.com/w/page/26192902/Marrissa1 Part 1]]:
*** The story begins with Spock and an OOC Saavik, who are now married, flirting. Saavik is teasing Spock about never missing his [[MatingSeasonMayhem pon farr]], and claiming she's too horny to want to be logical. Alec says in a spooky voice to Saavik:
----->'''Alec''': "You are a VUUULLL-CAAAN. You LIIIIKE logic. Logic is your friend."
*** Alec entertaining himself by playing "Jingle Bells" on the transporter console, while Picard and his crew struggle not to mention the music.
*** When the "Kid's Crew" is first brought up, the narration notes that "the universe groaned and logic fled". When Picard expresses reservations at putting children at risk, it says that "logic reasserted itself for a precarious second", but when Riker reveals that Marrissa's Kobayashi Maru took 20 minutes, it says that "logic collapsed around them" and "gave a sickening slurp before crawling out of the story with a pathetic whimper."
*** Gul Ducat turns into a gold coin (since a ducat is a type of coin) but no one seems to notice, and when Legat Tural's name is misspelled as "Toral", he turns into a tribble (since usually a misspelling in a ''Star Trek'' mission produces a miniature tribble, but seeing as Tural is an OriginalCharacter, he turns into one instead).
*** Alec [[INeedAFreakingDrink gets drunk due to his frustrations with the story]], then [[AlcoholHic gets the hiccups]] and starts [[MalfunctionMalady teleporting every time he hiccups]]. He teleports to a blonde swordswoman, the top of ''Voyager'''s hull, a Klingon party, the Justice League's watchtower, a Star Fury, and finally what he thinks is limbo before going back to the ''Enterprise C'''s bridge.
*** Due to a typo, the Romulans are called the "Romans", which results in the warbird turning into a galley ship being rowed by Romulans in togas and laurel wreaths.
** [[https://ppcofuarchive.dreamwidth.org/882.html Part 2]]:
*** When a character says that the aliens must be "desperate" to allow a child to negotiate, Alec quips, "No, just dumb".
*** "Medieval" is misspelled as "midevil", and Alec jokingly wonders if it's significantly different from a "greatly evil" castle.
*** [[PassThePopcorn Alec and Q watching a fight scene as though it were a bad movie, complete with popcorn]].
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** After that, the agents are ready to drag away the fake Hermione to be charged...until a ''distinctive'' NoblewomansLaugh rings out, and they realize [[OhCrap they forgot to neuralyze Renge.]] Whoops.
-->''"So foreign agents from outside the universe intrude on what seems like the plot of a bad fanfiction to stop intruders from ruining the story! That's what you are, right!?"''
-->''"So foreign agents from outside the universe intrude on what seems like the plot of a bad fanfiction to stop intruders from ruining the story! That's what you are, right!?"''
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* This moment occurs between two missions by two different authors. In [[FluffyTamer Valon Vance]] and [[ScaryScorpions Kala Jeng's]] [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wlaeav0R8YIWWPuFEOKJagpfqHGOQg9OF1RVCzXz0JQ/pub seventh mission]], a discussion of sphinxes includes a mention of [[SirSwearsALot Rashida]] [[HairTriggerTemper Mafdetiti]], a sphinx agent by another author.
--> ''[[SneezeCut Elsewhere in the multiverse, a certain albino sphinx sneezed.]]''
** Sure enough, in Rashida's [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b3vr0j7WZeUohdD8lYgTR6vNC2b4l7xTqR6kxSq_n2Y/edit?pli=1 next appearance]]...
--> ''[[BrickJoke Before Rashida could say anything in response, she abruptly sneezed.]]''
* [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoN-5t4iz7jfXbsr9xMSdqm0149rifOZurumEfb6DF0/edit PPC]] {{Series/Mythbusters}}.
** From the same mission, Valon learning that yes, agents are allowed to get their hands on [[StuffBlowingUp high explosives]] immediately after [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough explaining why it would be a bad idea.]]
--> "... well, that's me wrong."
* [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X0h0Eq0c45sv8hCg4dITR8_EdTkJN-pMzEC7bO-ksck/edit Valon strikes again,]] with the aid of Miguel Correa and Ami Seeker.
** First, there's the Instant Cosplay Curtain, which he keeps trying to shove fellow agent Miguel into, in a manner reminiscent of [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya that other Haruhi.]]
** Then, there's his [[IronButtMonkey constantly being tossed around by scene changes, with his wardrobe suffering each time.]]
** At the end of the mission, the [[Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub Host Club]] just won't shut up long enough for him to neuralyze them; they're all distracted by how tall he is.
** Ami makes a BondOneLiner after dealing with the fake Hermione, which Miguel promptly [[LampshadeHanging lampshades.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint She has no idea what he's talking about.]]
--> ''[[SneezeCut Elsewhere in the multiverse, a certain albino sphinx sneezed.]]''
** Sure enough, in Rashida's [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b3vr0j7WZeUohdD8lYgTR6vNC2b4l7xTqR6kxSq_n2Y/edit?pli=1 next appearance]]...
--> ''[[BrickJoke Before Rashida could say anything in response, she abruptly sneezed.]]''
* [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoN-5t4iz7jfXbsr9xMSdqm0149rifOZurumEfb6DF0/edit PPC]] {{Series/Mythbusters}}.
** From the same mission, Valon learning that yes, agents are allowed to get their hands on [[StuffBlowingUp high explosives]] immediately after [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough explaining why it would be a bad idea.]]
--> "... well, that's me wrong."
* [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X0h0Eq0c45sv8hCg4dITR8_EdTkJN-pMzEC7bO-ksck/edit Valon strikes again,]] with the aid of Miguel Correa and Ami Seeker.
** First, there's the Instant Cosplay Curtain, which he keeps trying to shove fellow agent Miguel into, in a manner reminiscent of [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya that other Haruhi.]]
** Then, there's his [[IronButtMonkey constantly being tossed around by scene changes, with his wardrobe suffering each time.]]
** At the end of the mission, the [[Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub Host Club]] just won't shut up long enough for him to neuralyze them; they're all distracted by how tall he is.
** Ami makes a BondOneLiner after dealing with the fake Hermione, which Miguel promptly [[LampshadeHanging lampshades.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint She has no idea what he's talking about.]]
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* From [[https://cyba-zero.livejournal.com/2108.html this]] ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' mission, there are heaps of funny moments:
** It begins with Cyba, a liberated Borg like Seven of Nine, dancing, and [[HollywoodToneDeaf singing badly]]. The fact that she sings in the Borg voice doesn't help.
** The Gary Stu's name is Jack Russel, so since he wasn't described, he's rendered as a dog-man. When he's introduced, he's drinking a glass of "whine", which is like wine, but it whines like a mosquito.
** Whenever the story forgets a punctuation mark, one appears out of nowhere. At one point, Cyba throws a question mark at Jack. She also throws paper airplanes with taunts written on them at him.
** Seven of Nine develops an accent because she's asked to "heil" a ship. Later, due to "Borg" being misspelled as "Borge", Cyba temporarily develops a bad French accent.
** Jack is described as coming "abored" the ship, which causes Cyba to quip that she's "bored" of the bad spelling. He then "entars" ''Voyager'', which turns into covering it with tar. That night, he gets a "knight's sleep", causing his quarters to fill up with medieval armour.
** Jack's weapons include a [[Franchise/StarWars lightsaber]], a rocket "luncher", and "laseryer guns", which are ray guns that make "yer" noises. He also carries all those weapons at once, and when he misplaces them, he fights with his "bear hands", which makes him grow bear claws.
** "People" is misspelled as "pepole", which turns into a pole with pea plants growing on it.
** Jack surfs on a "meteorite".
--->'''Kazon''': "But that no make sense!"
--->'''Eagrus and Cyba''': "Agreed!"
** Jack flirts with Seven of Nine by claiming he can easily "defate" the Borg. Cyba points out that that wouldn't work as a pickup line for Seven of Nine, and besides, the Borg don't believe in fate, so "de-fating" them wouldn't work. Similarly, when "assimilate" is spelt as "assmilte", Cyba says that she doesn't [[LiteralAssKicking melt backsides]].
** "Borg cube" gets misspelled as "Borg cubed", resulting in three Cybas.
** There's a drink called "coughee", which is caffienated but produces coughing fits.
** It begins with Cyba, a liberated Borg like Seven of Nine, dancing, and [[HollywoodToneDeaf singing badly]]. The fact that she sings in the Borg voice doesn't help.
** The Gary Stu's name is Jack Russel, so since he wasn't described, he's rendered as a dog-man. When he's introduced, he's drinking a glass of "whine", which is like wine, but it whines like a mosquito.
** Whenever the story forgets a punctuation mark, one appears out of nowhere. At one point, Cyba throws a question mark at Jack. She also throws paper airplanes with taunts written on them at him.
** Seven of Nine develops an accent because she's asked to "heil" a ship. Later, due to "Borg" being misspelled as "Borge", Cyba temporarily develops a bad French accent.
** Jack is described as coming "abored" the ship, which causes Cyba to quip that she's "bored" of the bad spelling. He then "entars" ''Voyager'', which turns into covering it with tar. That night, he gets a "knight's sleep", causing his quarters to fill up with medieval armour.
** Jack's weapons include a [[Franchise/StarWars lightsaber]], a rocket "luncher", and "laseryer guns", which are ray guns that make "yer" noises. He also carries all those weapons at once, and when he misplaces them, he fights with his "bear hands", which makes him grow bear claws.
** "People" is misspelled as "pepole", which turns into a pole with pea plants growing on it.
** Jack surfs on a "meteorite".
--->'''Kazon''': "But that no make sense!"
--->'''Eagrus and Cyba''': "Agreed!"
** Jack flirts with Seven of Nine by claiming he can easily "defate" the Borg. Cyba points out that that wouldn't work as a pickup line for Seven of Nine, and besides, the Borg don't believe in fate, so "de-fating" them wouldn't work. Similarly, when "assimilate" is spelt as "assmilte", Cyba says that she doesn't [[LiteralAssKicking melt backsides]].
** "Borg cube" gets misspelled as "Borg cubed", resulting in three Cybas.
** There's a drink called "coughee", which is caffienated but produces coughing fits.
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* One Redwall fic in an unmarked modern technology AU had a typo in which the R was left out of the phrase "endless stretch of ocean". The universe reinterpreted "stetch" as "stench".
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* One Redwall fic in an unmarked filled with modern technology AU such as computers and email had a typo in which the R was left out of the phrase "endless stretch of ocean". The universe reinterpreted "stetch" as "stench".
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-->“No chaos– oh. Oh, no, never mind, mini. In fact, all of [[PunchClockVillain these ponies]] would like to have [[{{Irony}} inverted wings]]. Wouldn’t that be funny?”
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* In "[[http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/mission5.htm Moaning Mary, Simpsons Sue]]", the [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpson kids]] were described as doing things that'd be impossible with normal human limbs, which results in Lisa (or rather her replacement) having knees that bend backwards and Bart having four arms. Also, their faces and Lisa's hands and feet are described as "plum" and her hands as "peach", causing those body parts to change colour.
-->'''Laburnum''': "Geez, are these supposed to be kids or bowls of fruit?"
* From "[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MXtm-z_1PDrOxLE32BO2A6Zu-w_9WfqRyFKB8KcI-1s/edit How Will I Clean My Fur?]]" (mildly NSFW, although it's NotWhatItLooksLike), Steven and Wallis find themselves in the office building of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, then instantly are sent to the Simpsons' house. They find out that it's because the words said, "Transition into fema-- shit, I mean to the Simpson's house!"
-->'''Steven''': "Is this a frackin' Bleepfic?"
* The [[https://ppc.fandom.com/wiki/Dubious_Lube Dubious Lube]] page on the Wiki CrossesTheLineTwice: it's about gay men in fanfiction who've used a number of inappropriate things as lube, including glue, hot stuff such as soup and melted sugar, bat guano, bamboo ''shoots'', and, I kid you not, ''hydrochloric acid''.
* On the Wiki's [[https://ppc.fandom.com/wiki/Mary_Sue Mary Sue]] page, it makes an analogy, comparing a Mary Sue messing up the canon to a woman coming over and tracking mud on the carpet, dragging the table into the attic, tie-dying the bedspread, and pulling up the garden because she doesn't like how the basil is next to the thyme, "all the while claiming to love the house and everything in it (except that nasty basil, who obviously isn't good enough for the thyme)".
-->'''Laburnum''': "Geez, are these supposed to be kids or bowls of fruit?"
* From "[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MXtm-z_1PDrOxLE32BO2A6Zu-w_9WfqRyFKB8KcI-1s/edit How Will I Clean My Fur?]]" (mildly NSFW, although it's NotWhatItLooksLike), Steven and Wallis find themselves in the office building of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, then instantly are sent to the Simpsons' house. They find out that it's because the words said, "Transition into fema-- shit, I mean to the Simpson's house!"
-->'''Steven''': "Is this a frackin' Bleepfic?"
* The [[https://ppc.fandom.com/wiki/Dubious_Lube Dubious Lube]] page on the Wiki CrossesTheLineTwice: it's about gay men in fanfiction who've used a number of inappropriate things as lube, including glue, hot stuff such as soup and melted sugar, bat guano, bamboo ''shoots'', and, I kid you not, ''hydrochloric acid''.
* On the Wiki's [[https://ppc.fandom.com/wiki/Mary_Sue Mary Sue]] page, it makes an analogy, comparing a Mary Sue messing up the canon to a woman coming over and tracking mud on the carpet, dragging the table into the attic, tie-dying the bedspread, and pulling up the garden because she doesn't like how the basil is next to the thyme, "all the while claiming to love the house and everything in it (except that nasty basil, who obviously isn't good enough for the thyme)".
