History Funny / ProAndNoob

* Bewear! ''If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a [[MegatonPunch big surprise...]]''

* Cotton often responds to a monster doing something awesome (Gravios' beam, Valstrax's rocket dash, Mizutsune's bubble status, White Fatalis' black lightning, among others) by screaming and/or cracking up. It's hilarious every time.

* At one point during the [[HavingABlast Raging Brachydios]] episode, Josh asks a Khezu how to defeat Raging Brachydios, and Khezu sheds a light on the above-mentioned HUD situation:

* At one point during the [[HavingABlast Raging Brachydios]] episode, Josh asks a Khezu how to defeat Raging Brachydios, and Khezu sheds a light on the above-mentioned HUD situation, responding:
--> Turn your UI on.

---> '''Cotton''': Is an ambulance in Monster Hunter just... [[{{Pun}} a Lance charging with “ambu” on its shield?

--->'''Cotton''': Long ago in ancient times...''['Capcom presents' appears on the screen]'' [[SuddenlyShouting CAPCOM PRESENTS!]]

** In the intro, Josh is admiring the ecosystem while riding on top of his [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Congalala]], and then Cotton suddenly chimes in, [[{{Stereotype}} stereotyping]] the Congalala by saying, “[[ToiletHumor pppbbtt]]”.
** At one point, Josh hatches a baby Nargacuga, and their reactions are [[{{Squee}} what you would expect]]. When they go to name it, Cotton suggests naming it “[[Franchise/YuGiOh Red Eyes Black Dragon]]”, and Josh agrees. After they put in the name, however, it comes out as “[[CharacterNameLimits Red Eyes Bla]]”. HilarityEnsues.

* Blighted Tigrex Episode:

** In the intro, Josh is admiring the ecosystem while riding on top of his [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Congalala]], and then Cotton suddenly chimes in, [[{{Stereotype}} stereotyping]] Congalala by saying, “[[ToiletHumor pppbbtt]]”.

** Josh’s RunningGag of getting scared by the Grimclaw’s [[ThatOneAttack steam]] [[StuffBlowingUp explosions]].

** Josh’s other RunningGag of failing to stagger Grimclaw with [[DifficultButAwesome timed charge shots]] during its charging attacks. Josh is audibly peeved by the [[RuleOfThree third time]] this happens.
** Josh tries to look cool by using a Farcaster in front of the rampaging Grimclaw, but he fainted '''''right before''''' teleporting to Base Camp. As a result, Josh drops his controller, and Cotton starts wheezing in laughter.

* Any Time Josh uses a weapon that [[CripplingOverspecialisation isn't a greatsword]], [[EpicFail expect great things]]. Case in point: when fighting Velkhana in the arena with a long sword he manages to use up ''all nine faints'' with Cotton not fainting once.

** Josh’s attempt at suspenseful buildup is [[MoodWhiplash completely ruined]] by a pair of wingdrakes suddenly swooping at him and Cotton from behind. While they recover from the sudden attack and kill the offending wingdrake...

--->'''Josh''': Stop-- every time I attach, you do your little, “Unh, I’m gonna go '''FORWARD'''”.

** Josh tries to look cool by using a Farcaster in front of the rampaging Grimclaw, but he fainted '''''right before''''' teleporting to Base Camp. Cotton starts wheezing in laughter.

--->'''Josh''': Stop-- every time I attach, you do your little, “Unh, I’m gonna go '''''FORWARD'''''”.

--->'''Josh''': “Stop-- every time I attach, you do your little, ‘Unh, I’m gonna go '''''FORWARD'''''’.”

** Josh tries to look cool by using a Farcaster in front of the rampaging Grimclaw, but he fainted '''right before''' teleporting to Base Camp. Cotton starts wheezing in laughter.

* EX Tigrex Episode:

* Cotton's reaction to the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Khezu]], which consists of him laughing at it for a solid minute while Josh feebly attempts to claim that it's supposed to be scary.

** In the episode’s intro, Josh is admiring the ecosystem while riding on top of his [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Congalala]], and then Cotton suddenly chimes in, [[{{Stereotype}} stereotyping]] Congalala by saying, “[[ToiletHumor pppbbtt]]”.

** In the intro, Josh is admiring the ecosystem while riding on top of his [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Congalala]], and then Cotton suddenly chimes in, [[{{Stereotype}} stereotyping]] Congalala by saying, “[[ToiletHumor pppbbtt]]”.

** In the intro, Josh is admiring the ecosystem while riding on top of his [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Congalala]], and then Cotton suddenly chimes in, stereotyping Congalala by saying, “[[ToiletHumor pppbbtt]]”.

** At one point, Josh hatches a baby Nargacuga, and their reactions are what you would expect. When they go to name it, Cotton suggests naming it “[[Franchise/YuGiOh Red Eyes Black Dragon]]”, and Josh agrees. After they put in the name, however, it comes out as “[[CharacterNameLimits Red Eyes Bla]]”. HilarityEnsues.

** At one point, Josh hatches a baby Nargacuga, and their reactions are what you would expect. When they go to name it, Cotton suggests naming it “[[Franchise/YuGiOh Red Eyes Black Dragon]], and Josh agrees. After they put in the name, however, it comes out as “[[CharacterNameLimits Red Eyes Bla]]”. HilarityEnsues.