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--> '''Josh''': Aren't you excited, by the way, to meet whatever made that thing feel the need to run in terror?
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--> '''Josh''': Aren't you excited, excited though, by the way, at one point to meet whatever made that thing feel the need to run in terror?
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--> '''Josh''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting HE'S NOT AN]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis OLD! FUCKING! RATHALOS!!!]]
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--> '''Josh''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting HE'S NOT AN]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis OLD! FUCKING! RATHALOS!!!]]RATHALOS!!!]]'''
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* Cotton's RunningGag of referring to Lao-Shan Lung as a big, old wingless Rathalos.
--> '''Cotton (as Lao-Shan)''': Ahhh, my back! That's where my wings used to be when I was a young ''(cue Josh {{Corpsing}})'' stud Rathalos getting all the Rathian women!
--> '''Josh''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting HE'S NOT AN]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis OLD! FUCKING! RATHALOS!!!]]
** During their first victory against Lao-Shan Lung, Cotton completely ruins whatever buildup Josh was setting up for [[spoiler:[[EldritchAbomination Fatalis]]]].
--> '''Josh''': Aren't you excited, by the way, to meet whatever made that thing feel the need to run in terror?
--> '''Cotton''': [[BrickJoke I imagine it's just a bigger, older Rathalos!]]
--> ''(cue BigOMG, RageQuit and SuddenlyShouting from Josh)''
--> '''Cotton (as Lao-Shan)''': Ahhh, my back! That's where my wings used to be when I was a young ''(cue Josh {{Corpsing}})'' stud Rathalos getting all the Rathian women!
--> '''Josh''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting HE'S NOT AN]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis OLD! FUCKING! RATHALOS!!!]]
** During their first victory against Lao-Shan Lung, Cotton completely ruins whatever buildup Josh was setting up for [[spoiler:[[EldritchAbomination Fatalis]]]].
--> '''Josh''': Aren't you excited, by the way, to meet whatever made that thing feel the need to run in terror?
--> '''Cotton''': [[BrickJoke I imagine it's just a bigger, older Rathalos!]]
--> ''(cue BigOMG, RageQuit and SuddenlyShouting from Josh)''
* The best one has to be during the Furious Rajang episode, where Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to completely lose his shit, almost choking from laughter. Made better by the fact that Josh DidntSeeThatComing.
--> '''Cotton''': I think the best part about this weapon is how efficient it is. The "No Swim Sign" was because of the Sharq, so I removed the Sharq. Obviously they don't need the sign anymore so I took the sign and made it the shield.
--> '''Cotton''': I think the best part about this weapon is how efficient it is. The "No Swim Sign" was because of the Sharq, so I removed the Sharq. Obviously they don't need the sign anymore so I took the sign and made it the shield.
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* The best one has to be during the Furious Rajang episode, where Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to completely lose his shit, almost choking from laughter. Made better by the fact that Josh DidntSeeThatComing.
--> '''Cotton''': I think the best part about this weapon is how efficient it is. The "No Swim Sign" was because of the Sharq, so I removed the Sharq. Obviously they don't need the sign anymore so I took the sign and made it the shield.
--> '''Cotton''': I think the best part about this weapon is how efficient it is. The "No Swim Sign" was because of the Sharq, so I removed the Sharq. Obviously they don't need the sign anymore so I took the sign and made it the shield.
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--> '''Cotton''': I think the best part about this weapon is how efficient it is. The "No Swim Sign" was because of the Sharq, so I removed the Sharq. Obviously they don't need the sign anymore so I took the sign and made it the shield.
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* [[NightmareFetishist Josh's crush towards the Brachydios]] [[UpToEleven (As well as a few more monsters further into the series)]], which would make Sophia the Guildmarm from ''4 Ultimate'' proud.
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* [[NightmareFetishist Josh's crush towards the Brachydios]] [[UpToEleven (As ([[UpToEleven As well as a few more monsters further into the series)]], series]]), which would make Sophia the Guildmarm from ''4 Ultimate'' proud.
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* [[NightmareFetishist Josh's crush towards the Brachydios]] [[UpToEleven (As well as a few more monsters further into the series)]], which would make Sophia the Guildmarm from ''4 Ultimate'' proud.
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---> '''Josh''': So this is the ''Furious'' Rajang.
---> '''Cotton''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment As opposed to]] ''[[UnstoppableRage what]]'', sorry?
---> '''Josh''': [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl DAAAAAAAAAH]][[CasualDangerDialogue as opposed to the Mildly Ticked-Off Rajang of normal!]]
---> '''Cotton''': ''[as both of them start laughing]'' Mildly-Annoyed Rajang!
---> '''Josh''': The Frustrated-at-Best Rajang, that we’ve come to know and love!
---> '''Cotton''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment As opposed to]] ''[[UnstoppableRage what]]'', sorry?
---> '''Josh''': [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl DAAAAAAAAAH]][[CasualDangerDialogue as opposed to the Mildly Ticked-Off Rajang of normal!]]
---> '''Cotton''': ''[as both of them start laughing]'' Mildly-Annoyed Rajang!
---> '''Josh''': The Frustrated-at-Best Rajang, that we’ve come to know and love!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NplGciU8Sg&t=4m Cotton's terrified noises]] during the battle against Hellblade Glavenus.
--> '''Josh:''' Seriously though, what the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] are those noises he's making?
--> '''Josh:''' Seriously though, what the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] are those noises he's making?
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* The best one has to be during the Furious Rajang episode.
--> '''Cotton''': So umm, this is gonna be one of those "not subtle" ones.
--> '''Josh''': Oh Christ...
--> ''(Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to completely lose his shit and almost choke on his own laughter.)''
--> '''Cotton''': So umm, this is gonna be one of those "not subtle" ones.
--> '''Josh''': Oh Christ...
--> ''(Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to completely lose his shit and almost choke on his own laughter.)''
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* The best one has to be during the Furious Rajang episode.
--> '''Cotton''': So umm, this is gonna be one of those "not subtle" ones.
--> '''Josh''': Oh Christ...
--> ''(Cottonepisode, where Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to completely lose his shit and shit, almost choke on his own laughter.)''
choking from laughter. Made better by the fact that Josh DidntSeeThatComing.
--> '''Cotton''': I think the best part about this weapon is how efficient it is. The "No Swim Sign" was because of the Sharq, so I removed the Sharq. Obviously they don't need the sign anymore so I took the sign and made it the shield.
--> '''Cotton''': So umm, this is gonna be one of those "not subtle" ones.
--> '''Josh''': Oh Christ...
--> ''(Cotton
--> '''Cotton''': I think the best part about this weapon is how efficient it is. The "No Swim Sign" was because of the Sharq, so I removed the Sharq. Obviously they don't need the sign anymore so I took the sign and made it the shield.
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--> ''(Cotton shows him a Tigrex-themed [[TankGoodness miniature tank]], which causes him to [[HeroicBSOD drop his controller]] and [[BigNO flip his shit]])''
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--> ''(Cotton shows him a Tigrex-themed [[TankGoodness miniature tank]], which causes him to [[HeroicBSOD drop his controller]] and [[BigNO flip his shit]])''out in pure disbelief]])''
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--> ''(Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to lose his shot and almost choke on his own laughter.)''
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--> ''(Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to completely lose his shot shit and almost choke on his own laughter.)''
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* This gem at the beginning of the Raging Brachydios episode:
--> '''Josh''': Reveal to m--
--> ''(Cotton shows him a Tigrex-themed [[TankGoodness miniature tank]], which causes him to [[HeroicBSOD drop his controller]] and [[BigNO flip his shit]])''
* The best one has to be during the Furious Rajang episode.
--> '''Cotton''': So umm, this is gonna be one of those "not subtle" ones.
--> '''Josh''': Oh Christ...
--> ''(Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to lose his shot and almost choke on his own laughter.)''
--> '''Josh''': Reveal to m--
--> ''(Cotton shows him a Tigrex-themed [[TankGoodness miniature tank]], which causes him to [[HeroicBSOD drop his controller]] and [[BigNO flip his shit]])''
* The best one has to be during the Furious Rajang episode.
--> '''Cotton''': So umm, this is gonna be one of those "not subtle" ones.
--> '''Josh''': Oh Christ...
--> ''(Cotton shows him the [[LethalJokeWeapon Sharq Lance]], causing Josh to lose his shot and almost choke on his own laughter.)''
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* Cotton roasting the Chaotic Gore Magala at the beginning and end of the segment featuring it, from [[BlackComedy poking fun at its deformities]] to [[ADateWithRosiePalms making jokes about its swollen right wingarm]].
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* Cotton roasting the Chaotic Gore Magala at the beginning and end of the segment episode featuring it, from [[BlackComedy poking fun at its deformities]] to [[ADateWithRosiePalms making jokes about its swollen right wingarm]].
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* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation reaches its full zenith during the Ukanlos episode, which Cotton insisting that [[ItMakesSenseInContext Ukanlos is not only a nice guy who shovels snow for a living but is also]], [[GoodParents an amazing father to Dodogama, raising him well and supporting his child in his pursuit of the opposing element]].
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* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation reaches its full zenith during the Ukanlos episode, which Cotton insisting that [[ItMakesSenseInContext Ukanlos is not only a nice guy who shovels snow for a living but is also]], also]] [[GoodParents an amazing father to Dodogama, raising him well and supporting his child him]] in his pursuit of the [[PlayingWithFire opposing element]].
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--> '''Josh''': So what are your words?
--> '''Cotton''': Best Magala... Masturbater.
--> ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation reaches its full zenith during the Ukanlos episode, which Cotton insisting that [[ItMakesSenseInContext Ukanlos is not only a nice guy who shovels snow for a living but is also]], [[GoodParents an amazing father to Dodogama, raising him well and supporting his child in his pursuit of the opposing element]].
--> '''Josh''': Are you gonna start calling him "daddy"?
--> '''Cotton''': Yes.
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--> '''Cotton''': Well my initial response would be "[[DullSurprise Wow]]", and then it would be "YouIdiot".
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--> '''Cotton''': Well my initial response would be "[[DullSurprise Wow]]", and then it would be "YouIdiot"."[[WhatAnIdiot You idiot]]".
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--> '''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'''''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''
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* The entire series begins with Cotton poorly describing Great Maccao.
--> '''Cotton''': It's like Pukei had sex with Kulu-ya-Ku.
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--> '''Josh''': [[NoJustNoReaction Christ...]]
--> '''Cotton''': But that's what it looks like!
--> '''Josh''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Yeah no, I'm not doing this...]]
* A particular gem during their battle against Deadeye Yian Gaurga, in a conversation that makes [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext zero sense even in context.]]
--> '''Josh''': If I jumped a hundred feet in the air, you'd be like "Shit, that's impressive", but then I land and break my legs and it would be sad, so that's what happens.
--> '''Cotton''': Well my initial response would be "[[DullSurprise Wow]]", and then it would be "YouIdiot".
--> '''Cotton''': It's like Pukei had sex with Kulu-ya-Ku.
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--> '''Josh''': [[NoJustNoReaction Christ...]]
--> '''Cotton''': But that's what it looks like!
--> '''Josh''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Yeah no, I'm not doing this...]]
* A particular gem during their battle against Deadeye Yian Gaurga, in a conversation that makes [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext zero sense even in context.]]
--> '''Josh''': If I jumped a hundred feet in the air, you'd be like "Shit, that's impressive", but then I land and break my legs and it would be sad, so that's what happens.
--> '''Cotton''': Well my initial response would be "[[DullSurprise Wow]]", and then it would be "YouIdiot".
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---> '''Cotton''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDeparment As opposed to]] ''[[UnstoppableRage what]]'', sorry?
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---> '''Cotton''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDeparment [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment As opposed to]] ''[[UnstoppableRage what]]'', sorry?
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* On the star of [[https://youtu.be/szrBsKPcE4w this episode]]:
---> '''Josh''': So this is the ''Furious'' Rajang.
---> '''Cotton''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDeparment As opposed to]] ''[[UnstoppableRage what]]'', sorry?
---> '''Josh''': [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl DAAAAAAAAAH]][[CasualDangerDialogue as opposed to the Mildly Ticked-Off Rajang of normal!]]
---> '''Cotton''': ''[as both of them start laughing]'' Mildly-Annoyed Rajang!
---> '''Josh''': The Frustrated-at-Best Rajang, that we’ve come to know and love!
---> '''Josh''': So this is the ''Furious'' Rajang.
---> '''Cotton''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDeparment As opposed to]] ''[[UnstoppableRage what]]'', sorry?
---> '''Josh''': [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl DAAAAAAAAAH]][[CasualDangerDialogue as opposed to the Mildly Ticked-Off Rajang of normal!]]
---> '''Cotton''': ''[as both of them start laughing]'' Mildly-Annoyed Rajang!
---> '''Josh''': The Frustrated-at-Best Rajang, that we’ve come to know and love!
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* From [[https://youtu.be/0J77lp4HHnk the first episode]]:
** Josh and Cotton are rambling as normal, with both of them in the camera... when an old woman suddenly photobombs in front of them.
---> '''Cotton''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext That’s quite the insect glaive..]] DAMMIT WOMAN, GO AWAY!
---> '''Josh''': ''[through laughter]'' CAN WE HELP YOU, LADY? Like, honestly!
---> ''[the woman walks away while sad music plays]''
---> '''Josh''': ''[[[{{Corpsing}} as both of them crack up]]]'' Aww, she just sadly shuffled off!
** Josh criticizes an NPC’s outfit.
---> '''Josh''': And look at how she’s dressed, like a wannabe pirate attention-seeking whore.
---> '''Cotton''': Wow.
---> '''Josh''': [[HypocriticalHumor I say,]] with [[DangerouslyShortSkirt the world’s shortest skirt on.]]
** Josh and Cotton run into the boss of a quest.
---> '''Cotton''': Oh shit, this dude’s orange! ''[immediately starts attacking]'' Whoa, he’s got a lot of health!
---> '''Josh''': ''[while laughing]'' It’s, like, “this dude’s orange! [[PowerEchoes FOR THAT HE MUST DIE.]]”
** Josh and Cotton are rambling as normal, with both of them in the camera... when an old woman suddenly photobombs in front of them.
---> '''Cotton''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext That’s quite the insect glaive..]] DAMMIT WOMAN, GO AWAY!
---> '''Josh''': ''[through laughter]'' CAN WE HELP YOU, LADY? Like, honestly!
---> ''[the woman walks away while sad music plays]''
---> '''Josh''': ''[[[{{Corpsing}} as both of them crack up]]]'' Aww, she just sadly shuffled off!
** Josh criticizes an NPC’s outfit.
---> '''Josh''': And look at how she’s dressed, like a wannabe pirate attention-seeking whore.
---> '''Cotton''': Wow.
---> '''Josh''': [[HypocriticalHumor I say,]] with [[DangerouslyShortSkirt the world’s shortest skirt on.]]
** Josh and Cotton run into the boss of a quest.
---> '''Cotton''': Oh shit, this dude’s orange! ''[immediately starts attacking]'' Whoa, he’s got a lot of health!
---> '''Josh''': ''[while laughing]'' It’s, like, “this dude’s orange! [[PowerEchoes FOR THAT HE MUST DIE.]]”
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* When Cotton shows off the Kut-Ku Cutters, Cutters in the [[ShockAndAwe Lagia]][[NeverSmileAtACrocodile crus]] episode, it very quickly descends into DeadBabyComedy.
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--> '''Cotton''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice I WASTE NOTHING!
NOTHING!]]
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* [[SNKBoss Extreme Behemoth]] turns one video into a SadistShow.
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* [[SNKBoss Extreme Behemoth]] turns one a single video into a SadistShow.
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---> '''Josh''': ''(after reading the quest description)'' ...and then in brackets, "EXTREMELY DIFFICULT," in all red. ''(as Cotton cracks up)'' It's like at that point, just, no, love, honestly, put the quest book down, I've... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'VE CHANGED MY MIND!]] I'm just gonna walk away from that hot mess. Really, he can have the Recess, who gives a—
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---> '''Josh''': ''(after reading the quest description)'' ...and then in brackets, "EXTREMELY DIFFICULT," "[[NintendoHard EXTREMELY DIFFICULT]]," in all red. ''(as Cotton cracks up)'' It's like at that point, just, no, love, honestly, put the quest book down, I've... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'VE CHANGED MY MIND!]] I'm just gonna walk away from that hot mess. Really, he can have the Recess, who gives a—
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---> '''Josh''': [[ChronicHeroSyndrome ...Dodo.[[ChronicHeroSyndrome —Dodo.]] [[BigNo NOOOOOO—]]
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* When Cotton shows off the Kut-Ku Cutters, it very quickly descends into DeadBabyComedy.
--> '''Josh''': [[LetMeGetThisStraight So you slaughtered two baby Kut-Ku]], took their bone, grafted it to their heads, then ripped off their feet, stuck it to the bone, so you can have both weapon and ornament.
--> '''Cotton''': Yes. [[EatsBabies And I ate the bodies.]]
--> '''Josh''': OH MY GOD! [[EveryoneHasStandards THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?]]
--> '''Cotton''': I WASTE NOTHING!
* When Cotton shows off the Kut-Ku Cutters, it very quickly descends into DeadBabyComedy.
--> '''Josh''': [[LetMeGetThisStraight So you slaughtered two baby Kut-Ku]], took their bone, grafted it to their heads, then ripped off their feet, stuck it to the bone, so you can have both weapon and ornament.
--> '''Cotton''': Yes. [[EatsBabies And I ate the bodies.]]
--> '''Josh''': OH MY GOD! [[EveryoneHasStandards THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?]]
--> '''Cotton''': I WASTE NOTHING!
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---> '''Josh''': ''(after reading the quest description)'' ...and then in brackets, "EXTREMELY DIFFICULT," in all red. ''(as Cotton cracks up)'' It's like at that point, just, no, love, honestly, put the quest book down, I've... I'VE CHANGED MY MIND! I'm just gonna walk away from that hot mess. Really, he can have the Recess, who gives a—
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---> '''Josh''': ''(after reading the quest description)'' ...and then in brackets, "EXTREMELY DIFFICULT," in all red. ''(as Cotton cracks up)'' It's like at that point, just, no, love, honestly, put the quest book down, I've... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'VE CHANGED MY MIND! MIND!]] I'm just gonna walk away from that hot mess. Really, he can have the Recess, who gives a—
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--> '''Rage''': '''Josh''': [[TemptingFate He can’t fit through there...]]
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--> '''Rage''': '''Josh''': Well, he can’t close distances—
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--> '''Rage''': [[LampshadeHanging I’M GONNA STOP SPEAKING NOW. I’M JUST GONNA STOP SAYING THINGS.]]
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--> '''Rage''': '''Josh''': [[LampshadeHanging I’M GONNA STOP SPEAKING NOW. I’M JUST GONNA STOP SAYING THINGS.]]
* [[SNKBoss Extreme Behemoth]] turns one video into a SadistShow.
** When about to sign up for the quest, Josh doesn't even want to.
---> '''Josh''': ''(after reading the quest description)'' ...and then in brackets, "EXTREMELY DIFFICULT," in all red. ''(as Cotton cracks up)'' It's like at that point, just, no, love, honestly, put the quest book down, I've... I'VE CHANGED MY MIND! I'm just gonna walk away from that hot mess. Really, he can have the Recess, who gives a—
---> ''[Cut to Dodogama's intro scene, as David Guetta's "Don't Leave Me Alone" plays]''
---> '''Josh''': [[ChronicHeroSyndrome ...Dodo.]] [[BigNo NOOOOOO—]]
** The start of the fight firmly establishes that ThisIsGonnaSuck for our heroes.
---> '''Josh''': So I'll be honest here, how hard can he actually hit? Like, how hard could it be? [[TemptingFate How hard could it fucking be?]] Come on, hit me! HIT ME!
---> ''[Josh gets pegged by [[DeathFromAbove Meteor]]... it doesn't do much damage, but [[FailedASpotCheck he misses the Defense Down icon popping up]].]''
---> '''Josh''': THAT'S PATHETIC! I was expecting more, you pansy. Extreme my ass, extreme ''boredom!''
---> '''[[CutawayGag Hagrid]]''': I shouldn'ta said that.
---> ''[Cuts back to "Cotton has fainted," followed by "You have fainted," all while [[Creator/DAGames "Die Die Die"]] plays, and the Quake announcer yells out "FIRST BLOOD! DOUBLE KILL!"]''
---> '''Hagrid''': I should NOT have said that.
---> '''Josh''': Look... what's important is, we got a feel for the initial part of the fight.
* [[SNKBoss Extreme Behemoth]] turns one video into a SadistShow.
** When about to sign up for the quest, Josh doesn't even want to.
---> '''Josh''': ''(after reading the quest description)'' ...and then in brackets, "EXTREMELY DIFFICULT," in all red. ''(as Cotton cracks up)'' It's like at that point, just, no, love, honestly, put the quest book down, I've... I'VE CHANGED MY MIND! I'm just gonna walk away from that hot mess. Really, he can have the Recess, who gives a—
---> ''[Cut to Dodogama's intro scene, as David Guetta's "Don't Leave Me Alone" plays]''
---> '''Josh''': [[ChronicHeroSyndrome ...Dodo.]] [[BigNo NOOOOOO—]]
** The start of the fight firmly establishes that ThisIsGonnaSuck for our heroes.
---> '''Josh''': So I'll be honest here, how hard can he actually hit? Like, how hard could it be? [[TemptingFate How hard could it fucking be?]] Come on, hit me! HIT ME!
---> ''[Josh gets pegged by [[DeathFromAbove Meteor]]... it doesn't do much damage, but [[FailedASpotCheck he misses the Defense Down icon popping up]].]''
---> '''Josh''': THAT'S PATHETIC! I was expecting more, you pansy. Extreme my ass, extreme ''boredom!''
---> '''[[CutawayGag Hagrid]]''': I shouldn'ta said that.
---> ''[Cuts back to "Cotton has fainted," followed by "You have fainted," all while [[Creator/DAGames "Die Die Die"]] plays, and the Quake announcer yells out "FIRST BLOOD! DOUBLE KILL!"]''
---> '''Hagrid''': I should NOT have said that.
---> '''Josh''': Look... what's important is, we got a feel for the initial part of the fight.
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--> '''Rage''': [[TemptingFate He can’t fit through there...]]
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--> ''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Well, he looks and me... and I look at him... and he looks at me... and I look at him! And he looks at me! And I look at hiiiim! And he says—"]]
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--> ''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Well, he looks and me... and I look at him... and he looks at me... and I look at him! And he looks at me! And I look at hiiiim! And he says—"]]says—"]]''
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--> '''Rage''': He can’t fit through there...
--> ''[Deviljho [[CuttingTheKnot destroys the log]].]''
--> '''Cotton''': I don’t think he needs to fit through there.
--> '''Rage''': Well, he can’t close distances—
--> ''[Deviljho [[DishingOutDirt lobs a boulder]] at them]''
--> '''Cotton''': (cracking up) I don’t think he needs to close distances.
--> '''Rage''': [[LampshadeHanging I’M GONNA STOP SPEAKING NOW. I’M JUST GONNA STOP SAYING THINGS.]]
--> '''Rage''': He can’t fit through there...
--> ''[Deviljho [[CuttingTheKnot destroys the log]].]''
--> '''Cotton''': I don’t think he needs to fit through there.
--> '''Rage''': Well, he can’t close distances—
--> ''[Deviljho [[DishingOutDirt lobs a boulder]] at them]''
--> '''Cotton''': (cracking up) I don’t think he needs to close distances.
--> '''Rage''': [[LampshadeHanging I’M GONNA STOP SPEAKING NOW. I’M JUST GONNA STOP SAYING THINGS.]]
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!!Cotton reactions
* Easily the best is his initial reaction to the [[BambooTechnology Ahtal]]-[[HumongousMecha Nesto]]. As it rises up, you can actually hear him drop his controller.
--> ''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Well, he looks and me... and I look at him... and he looks at me... and I look at him! And he looks at me! And I look at hiiiim! And he says—"]]
--> '''Cotton''': [[BigWhat WHAT THE FUCK!?]]
!!General Shenanigans
* Josh [[RunningGag almost never plays]] [[SelfImposedChallenge with his HUD on]]. When they meet Thunderlord Zinogre, Josh gets comboed by the big wolf, [[CycleOfHurting unable to escape]]. When he finally gets a moment to blink, he asks what happened to his stamina and flicks his HUD on... ''[[OhCrap and he's a mosquito bite away from death.]]''
* Easily the best is his initial reaction to the [[BambooTechnology Ahtal]]-[[HumongousMecha Nesto]]. As it rises up, you can actually hear him drop his controller.
--> ''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Well, he looks and me... and I look at him... and he looks at me... and I look at him! And he looks at me! And I look at hiiiim! And he says—"]]
--> '''Cotton''': [[BigWhat WHAT THE FUCK!?]]
!!General Shenanigans
* Josh [[RunningGag almost never plays]] [[SelfImposedChallenge with his HUD on]]. When they meet Thunderlord Zinogre, Josh gets comboed by the big wolf, [[CycleOfHurting unable to escape]]. When he finally gets a moment to blink, he asks what happened to his stamina and flicks his HUD on... ''[[OhCrap and he's a mosquito bite away from death.]]''
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Being on fire is a state of mind."]]
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