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-->'''Lisa Lisa:''' Legend says that the Pillar Men can't be defeated unless the stone is somehow a part of the process.
-->'''Joseph and Nico''': What?
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--->'''Nico''': That's fucking stupid. What? No ... What .... shut up! But then they don't have any reason to do this! We just get fucking ... if we break it ... then they're just gonna ... I guess they're fuckin' shit out of luck ... I don't know, maybe, they're gonna be mining their own sh... their own crap, for a while ... that'll keep them occupied for the next thousand years, and by then, we'll all be dead, so who gives a fuck?
-->'''Joseph and Nico''': What?
--->''' Ceaser''': That's crazy.
--->'''Nico''': That's fucking stupid. What? No ... What .... shut up! But then they don't have any reason to do this! We just get fucking ... if we break it ... then they're just gonna ... I guess they're fuckin' shit out of luck ... I don't know, maybe, they're gonna be mining their own sh... their own crap, for a while ... that'll keep them occupied for the next thousand years, and by then, we'll all be dead, so who gives a fuck?
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-->'''Lisa Lisa:''' Legend says that the Pillar Men can't be defeated unless the stone is somehow a part of the process.
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''Joseph and Nico''':What?
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'' Ceaser''': That'scrazy.
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'''Nico''': That's fucking stupid. What? No ... What .... shut up! But then they don't have any reason to do this! We just get fucking ... if we break it ... then they're just gonna ... I guess they're fuckin' shit out of luck ... I don't know, maybe, they're gonna be mining their own sh... their own crap, for a while ... that'll keep them occupied for the next thousand years, and by then, we'll all be dead, so who gives a fuck?
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'''Nico''': That's fucking stupid. What? No ... What .... shut up! But then they don't have any reason to do this! We just get fucking ... if we break it ... then they're just gonna ... I guess they're fuckin' shit out of luck ... I don't know, maybe, they're gonna be mining their own sh... their own crap, for a while ... that'll keep them occupied for the next thousand years, and by then, we'll all be dead, so who gives a fuck?
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* In Episode 8, Nico shares Joseph's surprise when Lisa Lisa informs them of the Red Stone's weakness, and subsequently struggles to come up with a rebuke.
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* Ever since the Death XIII fight, a closeup of the dog killed by the Mannish Boy would be used as a GagCensor for canine deaths. In ''Bird Up'', Sai one-ups this by censoring Pet Shop murdering two dogs with icicles with [[CrossesTheLineTwice the dog eating]] some [[Franchise/KingdomHearts sea-salt ice cream]]
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* When the police shoot and seemingly kill a freshly-vampirized Dio in Episode 3, Nico wonders what the show will do now.
--->'''Nico''': What the hell are we going to be doing this whole time, just screaming over Jojo's stupid father? Nah, fuck that guy. Let's instead focus on ... (cut to stock footage of Danny) Jojo's new dog, Danny 2! That's right, we got a new dog, and he's just a good boy, isn't he? Look at him! He's eating his little munchies, he loves to eat 'em, nom nom nom nom.
--->'''Nico''': What the hell are we going to be doing this whole time, just screaming over Jojo's stupid father? Nah, fuck that guy. Let's instead focus on ... (cut to stock footage of Danny) Jojo's new dog, Danny 2! That's right, we got a new dog, and he's just a good boy, isn't he? Look at him! He's eating his little munchies, he loves to eat 'em, nom nom nom nom.
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* In Episode 8, Nico shares Joseph's surprise when Lisa Lisa informs them of the Red Stone's weakness, and subsequently struggles to come up with a rebuke.
-->'''Lisa Lisa:''' Legend says that the Pillar Men can't be defeated unless the stone is somehow a part of the process.
-->'''Joseph and Nico''': What?
--->''' Ceaser''': That's crazy.
--->'''Nico''': That's fucking stupid. What? No ... What .... shut up! But then they don't have any reason to do this! We just get fucking ... if we break it ... then they're just gonna ... I guess they're fuckin' shit out of luck ... I don't know, maybe, they're gonna be mining their own sh... their own crap, for a while ... that'll keep them occupied for the next thousand years, and by then, we'll all be dead, so who gives a fuck?
-->'''Lisa Lisa:''' Legend says that the Pillar Men can't be defeated unless the stone is somehow a part of the process.
-->'''Joseph and Nico''': What?
--->''' Ceaser''': That's crazy.
--->'''Nico''': That's fucking stupid. What? No ... What .... shut up! But then they don't have any reason to do this! We just get fucking ... if we break it ... then they're just gonna ... I guess they're fuckin' shit out of luck ... I don't know, maybe, they're gonna be mining their own sh... their own crap, for a while ... that'll keep them occupied for the next thousand years, and by then, we'll all be dead, so who gives a fuck?
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* During the intro to ''Heat Wave'', Nico would discuss his PopCulturalOsmosisFailure, pointing out he "was living under a rock"... just before The Sun fight, which has been {{meme|ticmutation}}d to hell and back for [[JokeAndReceive rock-related reasons]].
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* His incredulity that he actually likes [[ThoseWackyNazis Stroheim]], a ''[[NaziGermany Nazi]]'' character.
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** There's also something darkly funny about the KickTheDog moment getting censored, but not ''a corpse with a spike through its mouth''.
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* Nico is speechless and can only be dumbfounded at the sight of the infamous scene of Kars playing Lisa Lisa's legs like a guitar, repeatedly and quietly saying [[FlatWhat "What?"]] in the process.
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* Nico in between episodes read a comment on how they let [[SarcasmMode such a powerful character]] like [[MauveShirt Dire]] be introduced so early in the series. Beliving this, he went on thinking next episode he was gonna do a grand act to demonstrate his grand power. He does the iconic Thunder Cross Split Attack... before he was [[LiterallyShatteredLives shattered to pieces]] by Dio. Even after this, he for a moment thought that he was gonna instantly gonna recover, before his head shattering at last. Only next episode did he realise that they were talking about his MemeticBadass status.
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* Nico in between episodes read a comment on how they let [[SarcasmMode such a powerful character]] like [[MauveShirt Dire]] be introduced so early in the series. Beliving this, he went on thinking next episode he was gonna do a grand act to demonstrate his grand power. He does the iconic Thunder Cross Split Attack... before he was getting [[LiterallyShatteredLives shattered to pieces]] by Dio. Even after this, he for a moment thought that he was gonna instantly gonna recover, just before his head shattering got shattered along his body, even if he did manage to throw a Hamon filled rose at last.his face. Only next episode did he realise that they were talking about his MemeticBadass status.
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** This reaches a point where he gets scared at how many times he has said something Joseph says shortly afterwards in episode 9.
* When entering Air Supplena Island for Jojo's training, Nico wonders if the training involves VideoGame/DonkeyKong in some way, only for a Donkey Kong render to appear suddenly from the tower.
* When entering Air Supplena Island for Jojo's training, Nico wonders if the training involves VideoGame/DonkeyKong in some way, only for a Donkey Kong render to appear suddenly from the tower.
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[[folder:Phantom Blood]]
* The Stone Mask getting launched in the first scene is combined with Mario jumping sounds.
* HeroesLoveDogs, and that's why Nico quickly comes to hate [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals Dio]].
--> '''Nico''': Oh my god, Dio, I swear to fuck, I swear to everliving fuck, if you hurt or kill Danny I am going to send my [[Anime/{{Naruto}} anime]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII fucking]] [[VideoGame/HyruleWarriorsAgeOfCalamity ninjas]] to beat your ass... while I fucking cry in the corner. (''As Sai edits in a rain of Narutos, Impas and Yuffies to smack Dio with'')
* Jonathan is a gentleman, but even he has his limits after Dio spreads rumors about Jojo being a snitch.
--> '''Jonathan''': I'm a snitch, huh?
--> '''Nico!Jonathan''': If you mean I snitched about how [[YourMom your mother]] has the fattest ass in all of England, then GUILTY AS CHARGED!
* As the elder Joestar lies in bed [[IncurableCoughOfDeath deathly ill]], Nico (as Jonathan) quips that George's condition was caused by willingly consuming an entire box of rat poison. Nico's statement was intended to be taken as George believing a quack doctor over his own son, but given the events of the episode the joke can easily be taken that Dio's plan to kill George was to simply [[RefugeInAudacity ask George to poison himself]].
* Jonathan and Erina are walking along a road when they meet a eccentric Italian man in a top hat:
--> '''Nico!Zeppeli''': Hello, ([[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Edgeworth Noise]]), it is I, the great Houdini, and I've got a turkey and cheese sandwich. You can't have any, though. Om nom nom nom nom.
* The RunningGag of Nico's complete befuddlement towards Dio's MixAndMatchCritters
** Nico wonders how and where Dio's pets even came to be, and ad-libs Dio telling him to [[MST3KMantra stop asking questions]] (itself a RunningGag toward Dio's NewPowersAsThePlotDemands).
** Dio has to force the camera's attention away from an owl with a cat head during one of his monologues.
* Nico in between episodes read a comment on how they let [[SarcasmMode such a powerful character]] like [[MauveShirt Dire]] be introduced so early in the series. Beliving this, he went on thinking next episode he was gonna do a grand act to demonstrate his grand power. He does the iconic Thunder Cross Split Attack... before he was [[LiterallyShatteredLives shattered to pieces]] by Dio. Even after this, he for a moment thought that he was gonna instantly gonna recover, before his head shattering at last. Only next episode did he realise that they were talking about his MemeticBadass status.
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[[folder:Battle Tendency]]
* A RunningGag has Nico ''repeatedly'' guessing what Joseph says ahead of time.
* In Episode 9, Nico ''immediately'' assumes the worst when a dog walks on screen. He's ''ecstatic'' when the dog survives.
* When Stroheim reveals his stomach gun, Nico audibly pauses the video to study the weapon.
-->'''Nico:''' Hmmm... There's a dick joke in here somewhere, I just fucking know it.
** Nico's incredulity at Stroheim's advances in general.
* When Joseph gets Kar's attention after he takes the Red Stone:
-->'''Joseph:''' Kars!\\
'''Nico!Kars:''' What?\\
'''Nico!Joseph:''' No, I'm saying 'cars'. There's a car coming this way! ''(a car honks from off-screen)''\\
'''Nico!Kars:''' What? ''(a red car barrels over the edge, crashing into Kars and sending him off-screen)'' Wahh!\\
'''Nico!Joseph:''' Well, I tried to warn him. Are you ok, Stroheim?\\
'''Nico!Stroheim:''' I feel fine now- ''(gets decapitated by the same car)''\\
'''Nico!Joseph:''' Ah, shit!\\
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[[folder:Phantom Blood]]
* The Stone Mask getting launched in the first scene is combined with Mario jumping sounds.
* HeroesLoveDogs, and that's why Nico quickly comes to hate [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals Dio]].
--> '''Nico''': Oh my god, Dio, I swear to fuck, I swear to everliving fuck, if you hurt or kill Danny I am going to send my [[Anime/{{Naruto}} anime]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII fucking]] [[VideoGame/HyruleWarriorsAgeOfCalamity ninjas]] to beat your ass... while I fucking cry in the corner. (''As Sai edits in a rain of Narutos, Impas and Yuffies to smack Dio with'')
* Jonathan is a gentleman, but even he has his limits after Dio spreads rumors about Jojo being a snitch.
--> '''Jonathan''': I'm a snitch, huh?
--> '''Nico!Jonathan''': If you mean I snitched about how [[YourMom your mother]] has the fattest ass in all of England, then GUILTY AS CHARGED!
* As the elder Joestar lies in bed [[IncurableCoughOfDeath deathly ill]], Nico (as Jonathan) quips that George's condition was caused by willingly consuming an entire box of rat poison. Nico's statement was intended to be taken as George believing a quack doctor over his own son, but given the events of the episode the joke can easily be taken that Dio's plan to kill George was to simply [[RefugeInAudacity ask George to poison himself]].
* Jonathan and Erina are walking along a road when they meet a eccentric Italian man in a top hat:
--> '''Nico!Zeppeli''': Hello, ([[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Edgeworth Noise]]), it is I, the great Houdini, and I've got a turkey and cheese sandwich. You can't have any, though. Om nom nom nom nom.
* The RunningGag of Nico's complete befuddlement towards Dio's MixAndMatchCritters
** Nico wonders how and where Dio's pets even came to be, and ad-libs Dio telling him to [[MST3KMantra stop asking questions]] (itself a RunningGag toward Dio's NewPowersAsThePlotDemands).
** Dio has to force the camera's attention away from an owl with a cat head during one of his monologues.
* Nico in between episodes read a comment on how they let [[SarcasmMode such a powerful character]] like [[MauveShirt Dire]] be introduced so early in the series. Beliving this, he went on thinking next episode he was gonna do a grand act to demonstrate his grand power. He does the iconic Thunder Cross Split Attack... before he was [[LiterallyShatteredLives shattered to pieces]] by Dio. Even after this, he for a moment thought that he was gonna instantly gonna recover, before his head shattering at last. Only next episode did he realise that they were talking about his MemeticBadass status.
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* A RunningGag has Nico ''repeatedly'' guessing what Joseph says ahead of time.
* In Episode 9, Nico ''immediately'' assumes the worst when a dog walks on screen. He's ''ecstatic'' when the dog survives.
* When Stroheim reveals his stomach gun, Nico audibly pauses the video to study the weapon.
-->'''Nico:''' Hmmm... There's a dick joke in here somewhere, I just fucking know it.
** Nico's incredulity at Stroheim's advances in general.
* When Joseph gets Kar's attention after he takes the Red Stone:
-->'''Joseph:''' Kars!\\
'''Nico!Kars:''' What?\\
'''Nico!Joseph:''' No, I'm saying 'cars'. There's a car coming this way! ''(a car honks from off-screen)''\\
'''Nico!Kars:''' What? ''(a red car barrels over the edge, crashing into Kars and sending him off-screen)'' Wahh!\\
'''Nico!Joseph:''' Well, I tried to warn him. Are you ok, Stroheim?\\
'''Nico!Stroheim:''' I feel fine now- ''(gets decapitated by the same car)''\\
'''Nico!Joseph:''' Ah, shit!\\
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