History Funny / NextGPoop

* Barack Obama spitting out the Warner Bros. Television shield. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext It doesn't make much sense in context.]]

* The "Tremes. ''(bi ba ba ba ba bah)''" StupidStatementDanceMix.

-->'''Barney and the Kids''': 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! ''(cue a [[SensoryAbuse really loud]] explosion)''

[[AC:I Will Not Use "D-I-E" in the Title of a [=NextG=] Poop]]

-->'''Barney and the Kids''': 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! ''(cue a [[SensoryAbuse really loud]] [[TakeThatScrappy explosion]])''

* TheLorax reciting part of ''Literature/DavidCopperfield'', before the Once-ler yells at him "[[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!]]".

* "There comes a time, where even [[SouljaBoy YOOOOOUUUU]] must DIE."

* The ShoutOut to the ''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' DVD at the beginning.

* Fire effects are manipulated into a scene involving clips from the ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'' episode "No Joke for James", where James pushes some freight cars off-screen, making it look like [[BlackComedy he made them crash]].

* The Brentwood FBI warning screen is shown, followed by the text "Yeah, right...".

* ''[=NextG=] Poop'': Power. Dance. Shout. Cheer. Spirit. [[FlatWhat What?]]

* "Once upon a time, Glay and his partner in rhyme, Creator/{{Paramount}}, have to chop garlic. [[Advertising/TheMagicBullet Stinky, nasty garlic]]. But Paramount has to drive to a local laundromat. [[WesternAnimation/SuperWhy Did that keep her from]] chopping garlic? No. So Paramount had a choice between taking $1,000 towards dried apples, or the Tobi. Paramount said 'dried apples', and he had butt sex with your ASS!"

*** [[TheStinger YOU MANIAC FOOLS! You think you might have gotten rid of me, but I will return! Mark my words!]]

-->'''Female Voice on Tape''': [[Series/AreYouBeingServed Don't move, you man, you. Cover your body with]] [[Anime/{{Bleach}} Orihime]]!

-->'''Sped-Up [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-i]] Ganon''': [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!!!]] YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME.....

* "BUST MY BREAKFAST!"

* [[Music/AlyAndAJ It feels good, it feels GOO]][[IncrediblyLongNote OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]--

* "'''''WE'RE NOT TWINS!!!!!'''''" "O RLY?"

* "[[SonicTheHedgehog I'M TOO CHEAP]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames FOR]] real gravy!"

* "[[Creator/BillyMays I'LL PUT]] Music/FloRida [[TakeThat IN THE RINSE CYCLE!]]"

* "DRUMROLL, please!"

* Three words: '''''[[Series/{{Reba}} I.....NEED.......DRUUUGS!!!]]'''''

* "Hey, Knux, now that Tails has gotten rid of his pervish ways, you think you could do the same?"

* "Old [=McDonald=] had A [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKIN']] PIG!" "E-I-[=eeeee=]-iiiii...."

* The entire poop is a hilariously epic experiment in chroma keying and lots of surreal effects. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvektRRQ9ak It needs to be seen to be believed.]]

* TheLorax reciting part of ''Literature/DavidCopperfield'', before the Once-ler yells at him "[[FerrisBuellersDayOff Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!]]".

* TheLorax reciting part of ''DavidCopperfield'', before the Once-ler yells at him "[[FerrisBuellersDayOff Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!]]".

* "[[BillyMays I'LL PUT]] Music/FloRida [[TakeThat IN THE RINSE CYCLE!]]"

* This is [[BarneyAndFriends Barney]]'s [[TooDumbToLive response]] to a random [=EBS=] warning stating "WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BLOWN UP AT 3:00 PM ET!".

* The ending, where [[AllJustADream the entire poop is revealed to be a wet dream of Napoleon from]] ''AnimalFarm'':

* Matt splicing in NostalgiaCritic clips criticizing an OverlyLongGag from ''Joy Junction'', involving a mouse who questions how things began.

* The introduction of the "ASS!" (BONUS!) RunningGag, introduced via a ''WheelOfFortune'' contestant solving a puzzle that is "THE GOOSE THAT LAID THE GOLDEN ASS".

-->'''Jim Lehrer''': So, WordGirl, being a 10-year-old superhero--

* Fire effects are manipulated into a scene involving clips from the ''ThomasTheTankEngine'' episode "No Joke for James", where James pushes some freight cars off-screen, making it look like [[BlackComedy he made them crash]].

* Setting the ''ThomasTheTankEngine'' intro to "Running in the '90s" by Initial D.

* "[=VideoLater=]! You can watch your favorite ASS on your very own personal video disc player! Not NOW, but later!"

* "We are just SECONDS away from the world premiere event that EVERYONE'S been talking about." "[[Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos Well, NOT me!]]"

* The entire video is a hilariously epic experiment in multicolors, chroma keying, effects and other random stuff. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvektRRQ9ak It needs to be seen to be believed.]]

-->'''Chris Crocker''': LEAVE HER ALOOOONE!!!

-->'''The Nostalgia Critic''': Okay, seriously, you done?!

* "Van! VAN! UGH! UGH!"

* "Once upon a time, Glay and his partner in rhyme, [[Creator/ParamountPictures Paramount]], have to chop garlic. [[Advertising/MagicBullet Stinky, nasty garlic]]. But Paramount has to drive to a local laundromat. [[WesternAnimation/SuperWhy Did that keep her from]] chopping garlic? No. So Paramount had a choice between taking $1,000 towards dried apples, or the Tobi. Paramount said 'dried apples', and he had butt sex with your ASS!"

* The characters of ''The Mother Goose Treasury'' re-enacting the opening cutscene of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', and vice versa.

* [[ThomasTheTankEngine Percy goes to work in the]]--[[CallBack Percy goes to work in the]]--[[BrokenRecord Percy goes to work in the]]--

* ''[=NextG=] Poop'': Power. Dance. Shout. Cheer. Spirit. [[BigWhat What?]]

* "Anytime, anywhere. Creator/{{ABC}}. End here."

* "[[Music/AlyAndAJ IT FEELS GOOD, IT FEELS GOO]][[IncrediblyLongNote OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]--

* "I frequently find myself thinking of....." ''(cut to third [=CBS/Fox=] Video logo)''

* "Are you good-looking?" "[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!!!]]"

* "The letter 'Y', comes after 'X', and 'Y' is the first letter in "YOUR ASS"!" (DOUBLE BONUS!)

* "[[BillyMays I'LL PUT]] [[Music/FloRida FLO RIDA]] [[TakeThat IN THE RINSE CYCLE!]]"

* "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"--''(explosion)''

* "'''''COME!!!!'''''"

* Three words: '''''[[Series/{{Reba}} I.....NEED.......DRUUUUUGS!!!!!!!!]]'''''

* "We are just SECONDS away from the world premiere event that EVERYONE'S been talking about." "[[Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos Well, NOT me!!!!]]"

* ''{{Previously on}} [=NextG=] Poop . . .'' [[spoiler:You lazy fool. Go watch the last episode yourself if you want to know what happened before this one.]]

* "Old [=McDonald=] had A [[PrecisionFStrike F*CKIN']] PIG!!!!!" "E-I-[=EEEeeee=]-iiiiiii-o....."

* TheStinger is composed of a loud JumpScare......and then Robotnik appears yelling "STOP IT!!!!!".

-->'''Zelda''': You DID not!

-->'''Chris Crocker''': LEAVE HER ALOOOONE!!!!!!

* The entire video is a hilariously epic experiment in multicolors, chroma keying, effects and other random stuff.

* "We are just SECONDS away from the world premiere event that EVERYONE'S been talking about." "[[AmericasFunniestHomeVideos Well, NOT me!!!!]]"

* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]] saying "[[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog I'll have to give myself a pr-r-romotion!]]".

* "Are you good-looking?" "[[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!!!]]"

* Power. Dance. Shout. Cheer. Spirit. [[BigWhat WHAT?!?!]]

* The title of the episode itself, a funny TakeThat at the over-usage of VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames' cutscenes in {{YouTube Poop}}s.

* "It is the learned that the suspect has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xJT7rJN5o the newest animated classic from]] your ASS!"

* From a clip inside the episode itself, Joel [=McHale=]'s commentary regarding a British commercial for "Baby Wee-Wee" (a doll that actually ''[[AvertedTrope doesn't]]'' have a BarbieDollAnatomy...), from ''Series/TheSoup'':

* "Gordon laughed." ''(laughs a la Mario from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'')''

* [[SchmuckBait We dare you to read the title]] [[SpitTake while you are drinking]].

* [[SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]] saying "[[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog I'll have to give myself a pr-r-romotion!]]".

-->'''Orihime''': '''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames DIE!]]'''

-->'''Sped-Up [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-i]] Ganon''': [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!!!]] YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME.....

* "[[SonicTheHedgehog I'M TOO CHEAP]] [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames FOR]] real gravy!"

* The title of the episode itself, a funny TakeThat at the over-usage of TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames' cutscenes in {{YouTube Poop}}s.

* All of ''TheBigLebowski'' clips.

To go back to the main ''[=NextG=] Poop'' page, [[WebAnimation/NextGPoop click here]].

* "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." This is then followed by "[=NextG=]'s Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!" being played in its entirety in rapid-fire speed.

* The first appearance of the [=WTF=]? Kid

* An FBI warning screen (from the company Brentwood Home Video, respectively) is shown, followed by the text "Yeah, right..." appearing.

* The first appearance of the [=WTF=]? Kid (a clip from a trailer for ''[=WeeSing=]: Grandpa's Magical Toys'' where a kid named Peter responds to Punchinello the Clown greeting him with a shocked expression).