History Funny / NakaTeleeli

With [[{{BlueOniRedOni}} Naka, Ogre]] and [[{{SixthRanger}} co.]], there are funny times ahead.

--> '''Ogre''': No Yoshi nooooooo! ''(sobs)'' ''[[{{MoodWhiplash}} Why were you so delicious?]]''

--> '''Naka''': If I pace myself, I can keep going all day long. And I'm talking about ''[[{{TheDeterminator}} ALL DAY LONG~!]]''

-->'''Ogre''': ''[[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]'' In my fanfiction, he does!

--->'''Lenny''': I think I'm going to go with [[UptoEleven Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Goku]].
** Ogre shouting out his actions as if he's in a [[ShonenDemographic Shonen]] anime.

-->'''Naka''': [[MoodWhiplash "Why did I go out]] [[TooDumbtoLive in the sun?!"]]

* [[MakesSenseinContext "Boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat, boat,]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers booty,]] [[MakesSenseinContext boat, boat...]]"

** [[{{HilariousinHindsight}} Hilarious in Hindsight]] as the total amount of videos for the LP is 69 videos.

* Naka [[https://youtu.be/kfhy3rstNG8?list=PLN_lgq4Nvxmt9MUYRMaUt2MINZ7wrF5OF&t=11 accidentally]] [[MakesSenseinContext swan dives into poison water due the Bunny Hood]].

* [[https://youtu.be/GRtDa_Uykdk?list=PLN_lgq4Nvxmt9MUYRMaUt2MINZ7wrF5OF&t=1149 Naka learns that]] [[MakesSenseinContext Zora Link can put away his Boomerang Fins]].

-->'''Ogre:''' [[TakeThat "He went to a Trump school".]]

-->'''Ogre:''' *puts on the Goron mask* "[[SarcasmMode Yes, I will fly as a Goron.]]" *plops on the Deku Flower in defense mode that causes both Naka and Ogre to giggle* [[BlatantLies "Look at my gracefulness."]]

-->'''Naka:''' "Why does this guy only sell bombs to Gorons and he, A) moved to some location where there are no Gorons and B) '''Gorons don't use bombs'''. This guy is... [[WhatanIdiot This guy is not in for a good business.]]" *beat*

* Speaking of diving into water, when it's Ogre's turn he [[https://youtu.be/mueoo4Bsbzc?list=PLN_lgq4Nvxmt9MUYRMaUt2MINZ7wrF5OF&t=108 accidentally rolls off the edge straight into the water as Goron Link]]. Also when he respawned he fell again almost immedately after.

* Ogre catching one of the Bomber Kids, right as he got tackeld by the [[https://youtu.be/m9Tn6vwRzEY?list=PLN_lgq4Nvxmt9MUYRMaUt2MINZ7wrF5OF&t=858 dog]].

* Ogre catching one of the Bomber Kids, right as he got tackeld by the [[https://youtu.be/m9Tn6vwRzEY?list=PLN_lgq4Nvxmt9MUYRMaUt2MINZ7wrF5OF&t=858[ dog]].

* How much Naka hates [[Franchise/DotHack Sak]][[Main/HateSink aki]]; it comes down to him saying "I'm going to kill you" in almost every scene he appears in. Even his video descriptions join in.

** Naka only bumping his points so he can be [[Main/GlassCannon good at Ki Supers/Ultimates]], which bothers Ogre.

--->'''Ogre''': Also completely ignore the [[{{Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial}} totally-not-bad-guys]] that we haven't shown in the story proper yet."

-->'''Ogre''': Get [[Anime/DragonBallZResurrectionF Golden]] [[{{Main/NoKillLikeOverKill}} Freiza]]. ''(giggling)''
-->'''Naka''': [[Main/SarcasmMode Yes, that's who we're going with.]]

-->'''Ogre''': ''[[{{Main/Beat}} (Beat)]]'' In my fanfiction, he does!

--->'''Ogre''': No, somebody messing with history trying to destroy time is not a bad feeling. [[{{Main/SkewedPriorities}} A bad feeling is when someone raids your snacks from the fridge.]]"

** Ogre shouting out his actions as if he's in a [[{{Main/ShonenDemographic}} Shonen]] anime.

--->'''Ogre''': [[{{Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial}} That totally weren't]] [[CallBack in our character assist bars at all...]]

-->'''Ogre''': ''(surprised, but in a cheery goofy voice)'' OH HEY [[{{Main/Lucifer}} LUCY]]! How ya doin'?!

-->'''Princess Peach''': "Goodness! What is that thing (Slurp Guy) doing to him?!"
-->'''Ogre''': (''as Toad'') It's a vampire! What the hell do you think's going on? Stop him!
-->'''Naka''': Something kinky, that's what's going on.
-->'''Ogre''': (''as Slurp Guy'') Listen, just because I'm sucking off this Toad's color doesn't me-
-->'''Toad''': [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything I...I can't feel my pants!]]
-->'''Ogre''': ''{{Beat}}'' (''drops the act'') Okay, now when he says 'I can't feel my pants', I can't- I just... ...After comments like that I can't defend this anymore.

-->'''Ogre''': Oh, it's talking!
-->'''Naka''': [[YouCanTalk It can talk!]]
-->'''Ogre''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons It can]] ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E19AFishCalledSelma siiiiiiiing!]]''

-->'''Ogre''': (''through laughter'') The setup for that sometimes just goes too well!

-->'''Both''': ''Whoa!''
-->'''Naka''': Well, it sucked the entire ''sky'' up, so I imagine that had to have been a heck of a--
-->'''Ogre''': Whatever planet gets hit by that is not going to have a nice day!
-->'''Naka''': Just this flaming ball of terror flying through space!
-->'''Ogre''': (''falsetto kid voice'') Daddy? What's that? ''OOOOUGH!!'' (''normal voice'') [[BlackComedy And that planet was Earth]].
-->'''Naka''': And that-- [[CrossesTheLineTwice and that, Timmy, is why the dinosaurs are extinct]].

--> '''Ogre''': (singing) ''In the arms of an angel. Fly away--'' '''Fuckin' murdered.'''

-->'''Ogre''': End of the stage.

-->'''Ogre''': Just kidding, slide slide.

-->'''Naka''': [[{{Angrish}} (sputters)]] FRIGGIN' DON'T ''[[SmashCut DO--]]''

[[folder: Paper Mario series]]

* From ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoSTZZVoCk4 BRAH!]]

* Two moments of both Ogre and Naka just [[{{Corpsing}} losing it.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/puKmYGAZ-9A?t=189 "Come toooo, the place where tropical breezes bluurghhh kkk! chk-ang! jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly"]]
** [[https://youtu.be/RRSL8urEwAA?t=322 "We're going to France" smash cut "We're going to Italy"]]

--> '''Naka''': (In an old man voice, [[{{Corpsing}} barely holding back laughter]]) One of these days I’m going to build my own tank and run over everyone who walks in the middle of the street!

-->'''Naka''': "Thanks genius!"
-->'''Ogre''': ''"Worth it!"''

--> '''Ogre''': "CALLED IT."

** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcN-MHm6WPI&index=16&list=PL7A5FA573D8EB138B=8m10s Part 15:]]
--> '''Naka''': I am, however, curious what's over here. [[OhCrap AAAA]][[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAHH!!]]

--> '''Naka''': "Yeah, I thought I saw a black spot on the moon."
--> '''Remilia''': "Open, gates of Hades! Come my servant! Swat these pompous flies who dare dirty my castle!"
--> '''Naka''': ''(encounter starts)'' "[[TemptingFate Is it]] [[TheGrimReaper Death?]]"
-->''The game shows it is, indeed, Death.''
--> '''Naka''': "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Awww crap!]]"
--> '''Death''': "Hey there." [[note]]His message in a annotation before {{Website/Youtube}} deleted all of them off of their site. In the game he says "You shall go no further!"[[/note]]

* A [[https://youtu.be/4CMEJfhqtBM?t=30m50s similar scream in Naka's Touhou Mother LP]] happens when he sees [[spoiler: Trypticon's true form]] in ''VideoGame/TransformersWarForCybertron''.

* ''Nintendo Land'' episode 10 - Fusion HA!

* Naka's terrified screaming during the Bowser fight in ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU''.

[[folder: Dancing with BAMs]]

[[folder: ThreeDDotGameHeroes]]
* Ogre suddenly guest starring in an episode, he wastes no time in snarkily pointing out the games references and trolling Naka when he is getting a new sword.

[[folder: Super Mario 3D World]]

* Episode 2, when they have to help Goku and Piccolo defeat Radtiz.
-->'''Time Protroller Trunks''': "Right now, Goku is in trouble and needs help. Please!"

-->'''Ogre''': "Goddamn you are bright. And not in the intelligent way, I mean you got skin so white, the white supremacist take a look at you and go like 'tone it down'."

--->'''Ogre''': "What's thee uh, the Norse God that protects Rainbow Bridge?"
--->'''Naka''': "I do not remember."
--->'''Ogre''': "Yeah, he's usually considered like the whitest god, which I'm assuming means he's the brightest one. He's telling you to tone it down."

** Naka only bumping his points so he can [[Main/GlassCannon good at Ki Supers/Ultimates]], which bothers Ogre.
--->'''Ogre''': "You'll be the end of us all I swear to God. ...I mean Beerus."

--->'''Ogre''': "Also completely ignore thee [[{{Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial}} totally-not-bad-guys]] that we haven't shown in the story proper yet."

-->'''Naka''': "I don't know who else I wanna go in with because we're going to have to like, fight everybody. ''(scrolling through the list)''
-->'''Ogre''': "Get [[Anime/DragonBallZResurrectionF Golden]] [[{{Main/NoKillLikeOverKill}} Freiza]]." ''(giggling)''
-->'''Naka''': [[Main/SarcasmMode "Yes, that's who we're going with."]]

-->'''Ogre''': "Yayyyyy Goku gets the win because I let him do it! I have to let history work it's way out."
-->'''Naka''': "Goku didn't have the final blow, though."
-->'''Ogre''': ''[[{{Main/Beat}} (Beat)]]'' "In my fanfiction, he does!"

--->'''TP Trunks''': "That should be impossible... You can't change history like this."
--->'''Ogre''': ''(coughs)'' "...What? I had a cough."
--->'''Naka''': ''(giggles)'' "Totally not pointing out something..."

--->'''Naka''': "Everybody in this game is a huge dork and it's great."
--->'''Ogre''': "I was going to ask you, is anyone in charge of dork or something? Trunks is a dork, the Surpreme Kai of Time is a dork, the bird is somehow a dork, and it doesn't even talk outside of saying it's name."
--->'''Naka''': "Like Trunks is ''trying'' to have like sorta a epic introduction like 'look how important this lady is' but he's also a dork so it's still kind of turning dorky and then she ends up being a huge dork too. This game is Dork Ball Z."

--->'''Ogre''': "No, somebody messing with history trying to destory time is not a bad feeling. [[{{Main/SkewedPriorities}} A bad feeling is when someone raids your snacks from the fridge.]]"

-->'''Ogre''': "Oop, sorry I was just meditating over here." (Iscare is clearly laying down on his side)
-->'''Lenny''': "You weren't meditating, you were sleeping!"
-->'''Ogre''': "MEDITATING!"

--->'''Ogre''': "I think I'll pick [[NoKillLikeOverkill Golden Frieza]]."

--->'''Lenny''': "I think I'm going to go with [[UptoEleven Super Sayian God Super Sayian Goku]]."

--->'''Ogre''': "Vacenko! Evil Explosion! Tyrant Lancer! Energy Charge! Flying around!"

--->'''Ogre''': "Leave room."
--->'''Naka''': "Kick player."
--->'''Ogre''': "Jaco."
--->'''Lenny''': "Omega Shenron."

--->'''Naka''': "[[NoKillLikeOverkill Super Sayian God Super Sayian 4 Broly]]."
--->'''Ogre''': "Heh, ugh!"

--->'''Naka''': "Alright though, until next time, everyone. Those are the first 2 of 4 Parallel Quests, next time we'll be tackle thee, hopefully remaining two if Nappa decides to show up in town.
--->'''Ogre''': "No he won't. It's Nappa."
--->'''Naka''': "You're right, he won't."
--->'''Ogre''': "He's busy, [[IncrediblyLamePun taking a nappa!]]"
--->'''Lenny''': ''(fake laughs alongside Ogre's fake transitiong into a real laugh)'' "[[LamePunReaction Go back into the corner.]]"
--->'''Ogre''': ''(laughs)'' "I'll go play dead now. BLEEH!"

-->'''Ogre''': "See I say Zenoverse because it puts a Z in the whole thing."
-->'''Naka''': "I said Xenoverse and you always correct me and say Zenoverse. I swapped it this time to see if you'd do something.
-->'''Ogre''': "...DUCK SEASON! FIRE!" ''(makes a gunshot sound effect as Naka laughs)''
-->'''Ogre''': "Welp that shows me!"

--->'''Goku''': "Dammit... Vegeta tricked me..."
--->'''Ogre''': [[SarcasmMode "How could the guy that you were barely in alliance with end up tricking you?"]]

-->'''Naka''': "That legit is my favorite scene in this entire game." [[note]]When your character goes into Frieza's ship in Ginyu's body, find Gohan and Krillin, momentarily forgetting you're in Ginyu's body and silently try to explain what happened.[[/note]]
-->'''Ogre''': "When you show up and are like, [[HeroicMime completely slient]]?"
-->'''Naka''': "You are the dorkiest dork who has ever dorked."
-->'''Ogre''': "Doesn't help how you're already in Ginyu's body, who's a huge dork. I also wanna note one thing that I really-"
-->'''Naka''': "Nobody out dorks the Ginyu Force."
-->'''Ogre''': "They rule."
** When Raspberry and Appule talk about being soilders that can easily be replaced, we get this gem that pretty much sells how their soilder life is.
--->'''Ogre''': ''(as Raspberry)'' "Everyday we live is another day that Frieza didn't get mad because one of us screwed up the coffee order."

--->'''Naka''': [[ImNotAfraidOfYou "I've never been so intimidated by a tiny, skinny girl."]]
--->'''Ogre''': "I dunno, have you ever seen the Girl Scouts? [[GirlScoutsAreEvil They don't fuck with nobody]]."

--->'''TP Trunks''': "You've found them... You've finally found the ones changing history..."
--->'''Ogre''': "[[{{Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial}} That totally weren't]] [[CallBack in our character assist bars at all...]]"

-->'''Naka''': ''(mildly snickering)'' "The 'evil looking stone tablet'..."
-->'''Ogre''': "I wonder if this looks evil? It says right here that it's gonna steal our souls-" ''*makes a sound of his soul getting sucked out*''

-->'''Naka''': "Look at him up top, he looks pretty happy."
-->'''Ogre''': "Yeah like 'Wooo, I'm a vampire! this is pretty awesome!'" ''(makes a abrupt sound)''
-->'''Naka''': "[[MoodWhiplash Why did I go out]] [[TooDumbtoLive in the sun?!]]"

-->'''Ogre''': ''(surprised, but in a cheery goofy voice)'' "OH HEY [[{{Main/Lucifer}} LUCY]]! How ya doin?!"

-->'''Ogre''': ''(cheery goofy voice)'' "Hey Lucy, gotta make sure you're sealed still!"

* In episode 14 of ''VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake'', Naka accidentally falls into a room full of enemies that get mad and explode with blasts in all directions if you touch one and [[OhCrap touches one]], which inevitably sets off a chain reaction that detonates most of the robots in the room. [[https://youtu.be/CHlTvnkqI9M?t=15m22s His immediate reaction is hilarious enough]], but the fact that he actually pauses right before the door to his escape and turns to watch the slowly advancing destruction out of morbid curiosity is priceless.

* In [[https://youtu.be/BqTpNJrvT3g?list=PLN_lgq4Nvxmt_2fbiIH4yLclAlvWPH5jR&t=836 episode 1]] of ''VideoGame/PaperMarioColorSplash'', gives a hilarious comedic beat from the game that even makes ''Ogre'' a loss for words for a few seconds:

-->'''Ogre''': (as Toad) It's a vampire! What the hell do you think's going on? Stop him!

-->'''Ogre''': (as Slurp Guy) Listen, just because I'm sucking off this Toad's color doesn't me-
-->'''Toad''': [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "I...I can't feel my pants!"]]
-->'''Ogre''': ''{{Beat}}'' (drops the act) Okay, now when he says 'I can't feel my pants', I can't- I just... ...After comments like that I can't defend this anymore.

* In [[https://youtu.be/x4-2T3rxT5Y?t=20m41s episode 17]] of ''VideoGame/PaperMarioColorSplash'', after returning the Red Big Paint Star to Port Prisma:

-->(both collapse into laughter)
-->'''Ogre''': (through laughter) The setup for that sometimes just goes too well!

* Naka and Ogre being subjected to a JumpScare by a [[FatBastard Mancubus]] in [[https://youtu.be/4fwRIhl14Io?t=13m15s episode 15]] of ''VideoGame/Doom2016''. They both simultaneously shout in surprise, with Naka briefly spouting {{Angrish}} and accidentally switching to the pistol in his panic.

* In ''VideoGame/KirbyStarAllies'', Ogre imitating [[https://youtu.be/Ea3gcdfe5c8?t=14m Chef Kawasaki's voice]] from the [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa anime]] and driving Berry and Naka absolutely batty with it.

[[folder: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D]]

* Naka and Ogre's awe at Death Mountain's eruption destroying the corruption in the sky, the improved graphics make it look extremely cool and they comment on how powerful it looks.
-->'''Naka''': It sucked the entire freaking sky up!

-->'''Ogre''': (falsetto kid voice) Daddy? Whats that? ''OOOOUGH!!'' (Normal voice) [[BlackComedy And that planet was earth]].
-->'''Naka''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice And that Timmy is why the dinosaurs are extinct]].

* In the LP for ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG'' (not the collab one), when Naka goes for 100 Super Jumps he decides to make his target a poor little goomba. This ridiculous amount of overkill is not lost on Ogre.
--> '''Ogre''': [[https://youtu.be/ZrJQXrJMiMg?t=22m13s "In the arms of an angel. Fly away. Fuckin' murdered."]]

* TheStinger for the finale of the ''VideoGame/DragonQuestBuilders'' LP:

* The grinding method of running into a wall so the enemies run into Adol and die, is pretty funny to look at.
* Ogre brings up the time where Naka said a AccidentalInnuendo during his LP of Shovel Knight, Naka's response clearly shows that he hasn't forgotten about that moment, and likely, neither did his fans.

-->'''Naka''': [[{{Angrish}} (sputters)]] DON'T DO THAT!

[[folder: Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster]]
* Ogre gives Naka an old guide for the original game to consult throughout the let’s play. Though cool and helpful on occasion, [[AwesomeButImpractical the guide is hilariously useless]] most of the time and proves to be disorganized. Monsters especially are not always placed logically and Naka will sometimes spend an extended time to find stats on a monster after Ogre slayed it in just a few seconds.