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* In ''Monster Hunter Nemesis'', Franks hides out in his succubus ex-girlfriend's apartment for a day or so to heal. When he announces he's leaving, she's not happy:
--> '''Succubus:''' "Do you want me to make you a sandwich?"\\
'''Franks:''' "[[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm That would be nice. Make it to go.]]"



'''Heather:''' "I know. But all you can eat pie!"

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'''Heather:''' "I know. But all you can eat pie!"''pie''!"



* Franks double-parking across Stark (currently his boss's) reserved space in front of MCB HQ. When his partner points this out, he reverses, and angles the car to also take up the reserved-for-handicapped space, too.

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* Franks double-parking across Stark Stark's (currently his boss's) boss) reserved space in front of MCB HQ. HQ, as well as the VIP space. When his partner points this out, he reverses, and angles the car to also take up the reserved-for-handicapped space, too.too.
* In ''Monster Hunter Nemesis'', Franks hides out in his succubus ex-girlfriend's apartment for a day or so to heal. When he announces he's leaving, she's not happy:
--> '''Succubus:''' "Do you want me to make you a sandwich?"\\
'''Franks:''' "[[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm That would be nice. Make it to go.]]"
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* "Animating the dead is a serious felony." (From Earl's primer on zombies in the fifth chapter of ''Monster Hunter International.")
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* [[DoNotTauntCthulhu Owen screwing with Franks:]]

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* [[DoNotTauntCthulhu [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Owen screwing with Franks:]]
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The cult and ex-IRS MCB agent were in Vendetta, not Legion


* An exchange in ''Legion''. An MCB agent is upset that they can't simply "invent probable cause, arrest a couple of the cultists, kneecap them, cut off a few thumbs," and get the info that way.

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* An exchange in ''Legion''.''Vendetta''. An MCB agent is upset that they can't simply "invent probable cause, arrest a couple of the cultists, kneecap them, cut off a few thumbs," and get the info that way.
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* An exchange in book 3. An MCB agent is upset that they can't simply "invent probable cause, arrest a couple of the cultists, kneecap them, cut off a few thumbs," and get the info that way.

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* An exchange in book 3.''Legion''. An MCB agent is upset that they can't simply "invent probable cause, arrest a couple of the cultists, kneecap them, cut off a few thumbs," and get the info that way.
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* An exchange in book 3. An MCB agent is upset that they can't simply "invent probable cause, arrest a couple of the cultists, kneecap them, cut off a few thumbs," and get the info that way.
--> '''Owen:''' "What department were you with before you became MCB?"
--> '''Agent:''' "The Internal Revenue Service."
* Franks double-parking across Stark (currently his boss's) reserved space in front of MCB HQ. When his partner points this out, he reverses, and angles the car to also take up the reserved-for-handicapped space, too.

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book titles standardized, adjusted spoilers so the entries aren\'t completely useless without spoiling things, quote formatting


* In Monster Hunter Legion, Owen meets with the owner of the Last Dragon hotel and casino, the ManBehindTheMan who organised the international Monster Hunting convention, [[spoiler: and discovers that he's a dragon. The dragon offers to aid MHI in dealing with the EldritchAbomination, in exchange for Owen never talking about him, or there will be consequences. Owen prepares for the dragon to threaten to eat him... and is instead presented with a Non Disclosure Agreement. And a warning that the dragon has many lawyers.]]
* To a gun nut, Earl's description of the gold-plated Desert Eagle in Monster Hunter Alpha is strangely hilarious.

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* In Monster ''Monster Hunter Legion, Legion'', Owen meets with the owner of the Last Dragon hotel and casino, the ManBehindTheMan who organised the international Monster Hunting convention, [[spoiler: and discovers that he's a dragon. The dragon offers dragon.]] Aid is offered to aid MHI in dealing with the EldritchAbomination, in exchange for Owen never talking about him, or there will be consequences. Owen prepares for the dragon to threaten to eat him...be threatened [[spoiler:with being eaten]]... and is instead presented with a Non Disclosure Agreement. And a warning that the dragon organizer has many lawyers.]]
lawyers.
* To a gun nut, Earl's description of the gold-plated Desert Eagle in Monster ''Monster Hunter Alpha Alpha'' is strangely hilarious.



* Also in Legion, there's the Orc version of helicopter repair: it consists of throwing a live chicken into the rotors. [[spoiler: The best part? It works.]]
* In Monster Hunter Nemesis, Franks hides out in his succubus ex-girlfriend's apartment for a day or so to heal. When he announces he's leaving, she's not happy:
--> '''Succubus:''' "Do you want me to make you a sandwich?"
--> '''Franks:''' "[[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm That would be nice. Make it to go.]]"

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* Also in Legion, ''Monster Hunter Legion'', there's the Orc version of helicopter repair: it consists of throwing a live chicken [[HelicopterBlender into the rotors.tail rotor]]. [[spoiler: The best part? It works.]]
* In Monster ''Monster Hunter Nemesis, Nemesis'', Franks hides out in his succubus ex-girlfriend's apartment for a day or so to heal. When he announces he's leaving, she's not happy:
--> '''Succubus:''' "Do you want me to make you a sandwich?"
-->
sandwich?"\\
'''Franks:''' "[[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm That would be nice. Make it to go.]]"



* This exchange in ''Alpha:''
-->'''Waiter:''' "People like you put guns on our streets."
-->'''Earl:''' "And people like you put the fries on my plate, so hop to it!"

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* This exchange in ''Alpha:''
''Monster Hunter Alpha:''
-->'''Waiter:''' "People like you put guns on our streets."
-->'''Earl:'''
"\\
'''Earl:'''
"And people like you put the fries on my plate, so hop to it!"



* In ''Alpha,'' Heather discovering the bright side of [[spoiler: turning into a werewolf.]]
-->'''Earl:''' "You know, there ''is'' all the murder."
-->'''Heather:''' "I know. But all you can eat pie!"

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* In ''Alpha,'' ''Monster Hunter Alpha,'' Heather discovering the bright side of [[spoiler: turning into a becoming [[spoiler:a werewolf.]]
-->'''Earl:''' "You know, there ''is'' all the murder."
-->'''Heather:'''
"\\
'''Heather:'''
"I know. But all you can eat pie!"pie!"
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* Also in Legion, there's the Orc version of helicopter repair: it consists of throwing a live chicken into the rotors. [[spoiler: The best part? It works.]]
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* [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Owen screwing with Franks:]]

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* [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu [[DoNotTauntCthulhu Owen screwing with Franks:]]
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-->'''Owen:''' "Franks! You're looking good, man! Those new ears?"

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-->'''Owen:''' "Franks! You're looking good, man! Those new ears?"ears?"
* In ''Alpha,'' Heather discovering the bright side of [[spoiler: turning into a werewolf.]]
-->'''Earl:''' "You know, there ''is'' all the murder."
-->'''Heather:''' "I know. But all you can eat pie!"
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* [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Own screwing with Franks:]]

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* [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Own Owen screwing with Franks:]]
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-->'''Earl:''' "And people like you put the fries on my plate, so hop to it!"

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-->'''Earl:''' "And people like you put the fries on my plate, so hop to it!"it!"
* [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Own screwing with Franks:]]
-->'''Owen:''' "Franks! You're looking good, man! Those new ears?"
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** When the meet, Owen offers an extremely inadequate (and unwelcome) apology:
-->'''[[spoiler: Lococo]]''': "YOU RUINED MY ''LIFE!''"
-->'''Owen:''' "...Sorry."
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-->'''Early:''' "And people like you put the fries on my plate, so hop to it!"

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-->'''Early:''' -->'''Earl:''' "And people like you put the fries on my plate, so hop to it!"
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* Pretty much everything involving [[OurGnomesAreWeirder the Gnomes]].

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* Pretty much everything involving [[OurGnomesAreWeirder the Gnomes]].Gnomes]].
* This exchange in ''Alpha:''
-->'''Waiter:''' "People like you put guns on our streets."
-->'''Early:''' "And people like you put the fries on my plate, so hop to it!"
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--> '''Franks:''' "[[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm That would be nice. Make it to go.]]"

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--> '''Franks:''' "[[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm That would be nice. Make it to go.]]"]]"
* Pretty much everything involving [[OurGnomesAreWeirder the Gnomes]].
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* The guy that Owen mentions he beat up in book 1? [[spoiler: It's Lococo.]]

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* The guy that Owen mentions he beat up in book 1? [[spoiler: It's Lococo.]]]]
* In Monster Hunter Nemesis, Franks hides out in his succubus ex-girlfriend's apartment for a day or so to heal. When he announces he's leaving, she's not happy:
--> '''Succubus:''' "Do you want me to make you a sandwich?"
--> '''Franks:''' "[[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm That would be nice. Make it to go.]]"
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* To a gun nut, Earl's description of the gold-plated Desert Eagle in Monster Hunter Alpha is strangely hilarious.

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* To a gun nut, Earl's description of the gold-plated Desert Eagle in Monster Hunter Alpha is strangely hilarious.hilarious.
* The guy that Owen mentions he beat up in book 1? [[spoiler: It's Lococo.]]
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* In Monster Hunter Legion, Owen meets with the owner of the Last Dragon hotel and casino, the ManBehindTheMan who organised the international Monster Hunting convention, [[spoiler: and discovers that he's a dragon. The dragon offers to aid MHI in dealing with the EldritchAbomination, in exchange for Owen never talking about him, or there will be consequences. Owen prepares for the dragon to threaten to eat him... and is instead presented with a Non Disclosure Agreement. And a warning that the dragon has many lawyers.]]

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* In Monster Hunter Legion, Owen meets with the owner of the Last Dragon hotel and casino, the ManBehindTheMan who organised the international Monster Hunting convention, [[spoiler: and discovers that he's a dragon. The dragon offers to aid MHI in dealing with the EldritchAbomination, in exchange for Owen never talking about him, or there will be consequences. Owen prepares for the dragon to threaten to eat him... and is instead presented with a Non Disclosure Agreement. And a warning that the dragon has many lawyers.]]]]
* To a gun nut, Earl's description of the gold-plated Desert Eagle in Monster Hunter Alpha is strangely hilarious.
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* In Monster Hunter Legion, Owen meets with the owner of the Last Dragon hotel and casino, the ManBehindTheMan who organised the international Monster Hunting convention, [[spoiler: and discovers that he's a dragon. The dragon offers to aid MHI in dealing with the EldritchAbomination, in exchange for Owen never talking about him, or there will be consequences. Owen prepares for the dragon to threaten to eat him... and is instead presented with a Non Disclosure Agreement. And a warning that the dragon has many lawyers.]]

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