History Funny / MissionImpossible

-->'''Brandt''': "Was I not supposed to jump? 'Cause I ''jumped''!"

'''Brandt:''' ಠ_ಠ Excuse me?

'''Brandt:''' ಠ_ಠ

* The prison guard's subtitled reaction to the riot: *%@$#!

At the the world's tallest building in Dubai, Benji returns to the room and sighs with relief: Changing all those room numbers was really hard! Meanwhile, the rest of the team is collapsed on the floor after Ethan almost plunged to his death, and Brandt and Jane almost died saving him. They are decidedly unsympathetic.

-->'''Benji''': (more sarcastically) Heheheh, [[Don'tExplainTheJoke it's funny 'cause you said anus!]]

-->'''Benji''': (more sarcastically) Heheheh, [[AntiHumor it's funny cuz you said anus!]]

-->'''Benji''': (more sarcastically) Heheheh, it's funny cuz you said anus!

* Brandt's understandable hesitation to drop down the server fan, with everyone practically screaming "JUMP!"

-->'''Benji''': (more sarcastically) Heheheh, it's funny cuz you said anus!

* In " Ghost Protocol" At the the world's tallest building in Dubai, Benji returns to the room and sighs with relief: Changing all those room numbers was really hard! Meanwhile, the rest of the team is collapsed on the floor after Ethan almost plunged to his death, and Brandt and Jane almost died saving him. They are decidedly unsympathetic.

* After the climax where Ethan is nearly killed when he hooks the line from the helicopter [[spoiler: Jim Phelps]] planned to escape in to the back of a speeding train as it enters the Chunnel and blows it up, the camera pans from him breathing a sigh of relief to a shocked train conductor inside the rear car who had witnessed the whole thing and who promptly faints.

* After the climax where Ethan hooks the line from the helicopter [[spoiler: Jim Phelps]] planned to escape in to the back of a speeding train as it enters the Chunnel and blows it up, the camera pans from him to reveal a shocked train conductor that was in the rear car witnessing the whole thing and who promptly faints.

* After the climax where Ethan hooks the line from the helicopter [[spoiler: Jim Phelps]] planned to escape in to the back of a speeding train as it enters the Chunnel and blows it up, the camera pans from him to reveal a shocked train conductor that was in the rear car and witnessed the whole thing and who promptly faints.

* All of [[SimonPegg Simon Pegg's]] scenes in part four.

* [[ChekhovsGag The glove]] stuck on the Burj when Ethan had to take out his right glove because it was malfunctioning.

'''Brandt:''' ಠ_ಠ

* "Next time ''I'' get to seduce the rich guy."

!! Examples from the film series

!! Examples from the movies

* In " Ghost Protocol" At the the world's tallest building in Dubai Benji coming back from the hallway after switching all the floor's room numbers and sighing with relief like he did something really dangerous, unaware that Ethan just almost fell eighty stories to his death after trying to make a jump from outside and being caught just in time by Brandt who was prevented from falling himself by Jane, who was holding on to his pant leg.

* All of [[SimonPegg Simon Pegg's]] scenes in part four.

** The reason he has to pull this death-defying stunt is because the rope he was using to climb down wasn't long enough. When he realizes this, he's about ten feet above the open window he needs to get through, and when Brandt yells to him "The line's not long enough," he just responds "[[PrecisionFStrike No shit!]]"

** The reason he has to pull this death-defying stunt is because the rope he was using to climb down wasn't long enough. When he realizes this, he's about ten feet above the open window he needs to get through, and when Brandt yells to him "The line's not long enough," he just responds "[[PrecisionFStrike No ''shit''!]]

* In " Ghost Protocol" At the the world's tallest building in Dubai Benji coming back from the hallway after switching all the floor's room numbers and sighing with relief like he did something really dangerous, unaware that Ethan just almost fell eighty stories to his death after trying to make a jump from outside and being caught just in time by Brandt who was prevented from falling himself by Jane, who was holding on to his pant leg.

* In " Ghost Protocol" At the the world's tallest building in Dubai Benji coming back from the hallway after switching all the floor's room numbers and sighing with relief like he did something really dangerous, unaware that Ethan just almost fell eighty stories to his death after trying to make a jump from outside and being caught just in time by Brandt who was prevented from falling himself by Paula, who was holding on to his pant leg.

* "Turn the switch on and off. Don't forget the off." Such a serious line delivered so seriously shouldn't be funny, but it is!

* As Ethan escapes IMF HQ in the third film, he jams the walkie-talkies by holding down the talk button, disabling Brassel's ability to communicate with security. As Ethan comes out of the cover building, he pins the walkie-talkie next to a radio playing "We Are Family" on his way to freedom. Brassel is in disbelief as the song comes over the walkie-talkies, turning to his partner stating, "You have GOT to be kidding me."