History Funny / MidnightScreenings

--->'''Jake:''' No, first I'm killing Brian. [[VitriolicBestBuds He owes me]].

--->'''Jake:''' ...Is that the equivalent of me going up to a Middle Eastern guy, going [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice "Durka! Durka durka durka durka! Lakka lakka lakka!"]] ''[Jake continues while both Brad and Dave break down into hysterical laughter]'' [[UnfortunateImplications It's racist as shit!]] [[FantasticRacism You assume because she's a llama, she doesn't know any fuckin' English?!]]

-->'''Brad (as Al Pacino):''' Hey [[Creator/RobertDeNiro Bobby!]] [[TakeThat I bet I can make a worse movie than]] ''Film/LittleFockers!!''

* In the ''Film/WhenTheBoughBreaks'' video, Brad mentions that he refuses to watch ''Series/{{Rosewood}}'', ''Series/{{Castle|2009}}'' and other series like it, because if he can watch the trailer and imagine [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X70VMrH3yBg "Boom Boom"]] by Music/JohnLeeHooker fitting in, it automatically kills any belief in him that the show will be good.[[note]]Presumably, he's ''really'' not a fan of ''Series/NCISNewOrleans'', which actually does use that song for its opening titles.[[/note]]

*** Brian also describes Sarah's family's nativity scene, consisting of the Baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary, two of the Three Wise Men, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and the original]] [[Anime/MobileSuitGundam Gundam]].

* Jerrid's rage-fuelled review of ''Film/{{Zookeeper}}''. The best part is when after he's vented his frustration, Brad jokes that he should probably hit record. Jerrid's reaction is ''priceless''.

* Sarah's plot summary of ''Film/FastAndFuriousSix'': "So, Creator/MichelleRodriguez isn't dead, she has amnesia, and everyone has to go save her, and (''mimes driving, shooting a gun and explosions'') the end."

* In the ''Film/WhenTheBoughBreaks'' video, Brad mentions that he refuses to watch ''Series/{{Rosewood}}'', ''Series/{{Castle}}'' and other series like it, because if he can watch the trailer and imagine [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X70VMrH3yBg "Boom Boom"]] by Music/JohnLeeHooker fitting in, it automatically kills any belief in him that the show will be good.[[note]]Presumably, he's ''really'' not a fan of ''Series/NCISNewOrleans'', which actually does use that song for its opening titles.[[/note]]

** [[MemeticMutation Brad's impression]] of [[MemeticMolestor Bobby]] [[HamAndCheese Wobbly]].

** Dave mentioning that despite being an [[SweetnessAversion impossibly chaste Christian romance movie]], the movie has a title that's also a euphemism for both [[ADateWithRosiePalms a handjob]] and an alcoholic beverage... the latter of which Brad comments he ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink desperately]]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink needed less than halfway through the movie]].

** The [[CallBack "Mr. Popper's Penguins" Guy was apparently sitting in the back]], and the duo theorize that his wife had left him and was [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating alone in the theater.]]

** This gem following up on their "[[DeathBySex death by penis]]" discussion:

-->'''Brad:''' I've seen some bad movies this fucking summer: ''Film/{{Priest}}'', ''Pirates 4''. This makes those movies look like ''Film/Super8''. This movie sucks big, floppy, venereal-diseased, fucking DICK! Oh my fucking GOD, is this a piece of shit! Now I know what it was like, Jerrid, when you went to go see Judy Moody, because this movie is for someone who's fucking FIVE! (beat) [[MoodWhiplash But what did you guys think]]?

** [[invoked]] When both Brad and Sarah are bewildered by Peter Lake's parents [[MosesInTheBulrushes sending him to New York City from Ellis Island in a small wooden boat]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot during a storm]]'', Brad then jokes that his parents should've instead just thrown him into the sewer a la ''Film/BatmanReturns''.

** Then there's Brad's story of waiting in line at the concession stand and overhearing one of the youth group kids [[{{Hypocrite}} planning to beat up an Atheist]] and that same kid wondering how the staff cleans up the melted ice cream bar in the front, [[WhatAnIdiot not knowing that the wrapper is just being used for display purposes]].

* In the video for ''Table 19'', Brad shares the story of him stealing the passwords to Dave's facebook and e-mail accounts, changing the login information, and replacing the profile image with a photo of Dave's head on the body of Boomhauer from ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', which he entitled "Dave-hauer".

* In Brad and Brian's review of ''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie'', Brad talks about a superhero character he and Dave made up when they were younger: Super TNT Man, a living stick of dynamite who would fight bad guys [[TakingYouWithMe by running into places and blowing himself up]]. [[FunnyAneurysmMoment They're pretty sure such a concept wouldn't fly nowadays.]]

* In the screening for ''Film/MrPoppersPenguins'', Jake relates his [[DoubleTake accidentally spotting]] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny a completely naked couple]] [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces having sex in the back row of their theater]] ''throughout the entire movie'', with [[TheImmodestOrgasm the woman's moans]] occasionally [[MickeyMousing syncing up]] with [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins penguin squawks]]. And Jerrid '''[[WeirdnessCensor missed the whole thing]]'''. The discussion of this takes up half the video, and it's worth every second.

* While reviewing ''Film/ProjectAlmanac'', Brian points out in FoundFootage movies how a character will shut off the camera by reaching straight for the lens. "Who does that?" he asks. He also crumples a plastic bottle to show the unusual sounds made when a character is picking up a camera. At the end of the review, Brian decides to shut off the camera and reaches straight for the lens.

* Brad's impersonation of Creator/TaylorLautner's character in ''Film/TheRidiculousSix''...then wishing that he'd played [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Jacob Black]] that way. "Team Jacob all the way".
* The excess of CrossingTheLineTwice humor in the review of ''The DUFF'', from Sarah's comparison of menstruation to the blood hallway from ''Film/TheShining'' to all of ''VideoGame/TheSims'' horror stories.
* Brad & Dave's review of (or more accurately, Brad telling Dave about) ''Old Fashioned'', and [[UnintentionallyUnsympathetic the]] [[DesignatedHero many]] [[FridgeHorror conversations]] that come from it.
** Dave flaunts how he managed to dodge the bullet on this one. After Brad squirms about it for a good minute or two, Dave asks "So, um, how was it?" Brad responds with "Surprisingly good. I c-''OH MY GOD!''"

** During one such moment, Brad takes the camera in hand to show how off the camerawork was, with close ups of his and Dave's face and he quotes some lines from the scene he's talking about as one character, and Dave as the other, who perfectly mouths what Brad's quoting, that quote? [[spoiler: "Yeah, yeah, marry me bitch."]]
** The fact that the showtime Brad watched the movie on was 4:20 PM.
** Dave mentioning that despite being an [[SweetnessAversion impossibly chaste Christian romance movie]], the movie has a title that's also [[ADateWithRosiePalms a euphemism for a handjob]].
** Brad saying that ''Film/Star80'' was a better romance than ''Old Fashioned''.[[note]]Keep in mind that ''Star 80'' is a biopic about Dorothy Stratten, who was abused by her husband before being raped and killed by him in a murder-suicide.[[/note]]

** Brad and Dave talking about ''Film/TheVisit'' along with Dave's incredulous reaction that Creator/MNightShyamlan wasn't blacklisted after ''Film/AfterEarth''.

*** They then briefly spiral off into unfavorably comparing the film to both ''Film/BlastOffGirls'' and ''Film/BeyondTheValleyOfTheDolls'', with Brad joking that the "traditional [[Creator/BlumhouseProductions Blumhouse]] JumpScare" could've been [=Z-Man=] from the latter film [[GiantAlienSpaceFleaFromNowhere jumping in out of nowhere]] "and chopping some motherfucker's head off!"

* In the Midnight Screenings of ''Film/{{Boyhood}}'', Brad mentions to both Sarah and Dave that he had to stop pranking Violet with his ventriloquist dummies because he once ended up accidentally scaring ''himself'' after he had left one of themin the shower.
** The ''entire'' initial discussion about how awful ''Film/{{ATM}}'' is and how Brian introduced it to Brad.

* In the review for ''Film/DancinItsOn'', Brad demonstrates how one character keeps [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext dancing into a scene to deliver advice before dancing out again]]. His [[RunningGag various moves]] keep cracking Violet up.

** When talking about [[spoiler:Professor Radisson's death]] they mention the "Cool" minister [[NamesTheSame Pastor Dave]] and his African missionary partner, who they call [[Series/TheGongShow Pastor Gene Gene The Dancing Machine]] [[DeusExMachina just happening to be there]] [[spoiler:After Radisson gets run over.]]

** [[invoked]] Followed by Dave & Brian's increasingly bewildered and enraged attempt to explain the IdiotPlot, along with all the InsaneTrollLogic, {{plot hole}}s and {{Critical Research Failure}}s required to make it function.

** When both Brad and Sarah are bewildered by Peter Lake's parents ''[[MosesInTheBulrushes sending him to New York City from Ellis Island in a small wooden boat during a storm]]'', Brad then jokes that his parents should've instead just thrown him into the sewer a la ''Film/BatmanReturns''.
** Brad was initially confused as to why Pearly (Creator/{{Russell Crowe}}'s character and the film's BigBad) was so hell-bent on ruining Peter Lake's life in particular, but after they ultimately got into a climatic showdown on the frozen lake at the film's climax, he "[[EurekaMoment realized]]" that in fact, Pearly was just Russel Crowe playing the ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' version of Russell Crowe -- "He just sails around, and wants fisticuffs with people!" -- and he wanted to fight Creator/ColinFarrell (a.k.a. Peter Lake) since he was the only person to have ever gotten away from him.

--> '''Brad, chuckling''': Yeah, we saw ''Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas''!
--> '''Dave, chuckling''': Hands down, worst movie I've seen all year.
--> '''Brad, grinning''': Oh, I'm telling people to go see this.
--> '''Dave''': Oh! Me too!
--> '''Brad''': You better believe I'm telling people to go see this.
--> '''Dave, addressing the camera''': Give this man money to make more movies like this, because ''I want to go see them''.

-->"Two for '''''Little Boy!''''''"\\

** While discussing the stupidity and inaccuracies of the film, Brad points out how [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Ebeneezer Scrooge]] is confused with ''[[ComicBook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck Uncle Scrooge McDuck]]''.
** During Jake and Irving's follow-up review, they [[FridgeHorror figure out]] that if, as Kirk Cameron claims, Christmas trees represent the cross [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial (and were not originally a pagan practice as some people will tell you)]], then half the people in Springfield have the equivalent of [[CrossesTheLineTwice burning crosses in their yards.]]
*** Jake points out how the lone black male character's characterization borders on SassyBlackWoman. Irving then summarizes the behavioral stereotype as a "Negress," giving us this golden exchange:
--->'''Jake''': "A NEGRESS? What the hell is a NEGRESS? A black princess?"
--->'''Irving''': (over Jake's sentence) "A female Negro...yes!"
--->''(Cut to a solid thirty seconds of Irving cackling and Jake slumped over the steering wheel making a series of deep snorting noises while trying to regain his composure)''
--->'''Jake''': "We're probably gonna end up cutting that out."

-->'''Sarah:''' ''[As Adam]'' "Honey, I know you have to suffer from the rigors of childbirth, but in my defense...it looked delicious."
** Brian describing Sarah's family's nativity scene, consisting of baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary, two of the wise men, and the [[SchizoTech original]] [[Anime/MobileSuitGundam Gundam]].

** When discussing how Sandy got his name by being named after [[DudeNotFunny Hurricane Sandy]], Brad tells quite possibly the darkest joke ever told on the show.
-->'''Brad''': "It could be worse, [[spoiler:[[CrossingTheLineTwice They could've named it after Sandy Hook.]]]]
--> ({{Beat}})
-->'''Brad''': [[MoodWhiplash "Do-do-do-dododo. Do!"]]
--> (Jake bursts into laughter.)

--> '''Jake:''' I snapped my collarbone in three different places during a wrestling match and I had to wrestle another wrestling match RIGHT AFTER that one!
--> '''Brad:''' Yeah, well, I had to fucking run faster than Speedy Charlie!
--> '''Jake:''' Who the hell is Speedy Charlie?!?
--> '''Brad:''' He was ''very'' speedy. And his name might haven't been Charlie.
--> '''Jake:''' I'm really sure you're making this up. I don't think there is anybody on any other team called Speedy Charlie.
--> '''Brad:''' That's 'cause he's too fast.
--> '''Jake:''' ''[looks confused]''
--> '''Brad:''' He's so fast you can't even catch his name.
--> '''Jake''': GODDAMMIT BRAD!
--> '''Brad:''' ''[laughs]''

** Brad recalls a conversation with WebVideo/{{Benzaie}} where the latter stated that ''Film/LadyInTheWater'' was the best film of the 2000's. Dave, who felt the film didn't deserve the flak it got replies with:

--->'''Brad''': What was her story? Like, I know why everyone else is up there meeting him, 'cause he gives us a thirty-minute backstory on all of them--\\
'''Irving''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice She died of lockjaw.]]\\
'''Brad''': That's what the "90 minutes in heaven" in the title means. ''[they both crack up]''

* In the Midnight Screenings of ''Film/{{Boyhood}}'', Brad mentions to both Sarah and Dave that he had to stop pranking Violet with his ventriloquist dummies because he once ended up accidentally scaring himself after it had been left in the shower.
** The ''entire'' initial discussion about how awful ''Film/{{ATM}}'' is and how Brian introduced it to him.

*** [[invoked]] They also both compare Brian's reasons with trying to spread ''[=ATM=]'' to his friends to Brad trying to encourage them all to watch ''Film/TheIdentical'' for the exact same reason, and contrast it with Brad and Sarah having successfully shown them all the "[[SoBadItsGood secretly magical]]" ''Film/WintersTale''.

* Dave's attempt to describe the IdiotPlot, InsaneTrollLogic, ArtisticLicenseLaw, and {{Plot Hole}}s of ''Film/IdentityThief''. Summed up by this dialogue:

** Followed by Dave & Brian's increasingly bewildered and enraged attempt to explain the IdiotPlot, along with all the InsaneTrollLogic, {{plot hole}}s and {{Critical Research Failure}}s required to make it function.

* Brad is not impressed with the trailer before the movie for a documentary called "Dummycrats."

--> '''Brad''': I've seen some bad movies this fucking summer: ''Film/{{Priest}}'', ''Pirates 4''. This makes those movies look like ''Film/Super8''. This movie sucks big, floppy, venereal-diseased, fucking DICK! Oh my fucking GOD, is this a piece of shit! Now I know what it was like, Jerrid, when you went to go see Judy Moody, because this movie is for someone who's fucking FIVE! (beat) [[MoodWhiplash But what did you guys think]]?
** The increasingly OhCrap face on Jerrid's face as he realises just how ''pissed'' Brad really is.

--> '''Brad (as Al Pacino):''' Hey [[Creator/RobertDeNiro Bobby!]] I bet I can make a worse movie than ''Film/LittleFockers!!''

--> '''Jake:''' I don't know, I hated damn near everything I saw this summer. My absolute worst, I'm gonna say the group of friends that I have, for making me see all of that shit.
* The [[http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/09/03/apollo-18-review.aspx Twitter answers]] explaining FridgeLogic how the footage for ''Film/Apollo18'' got back to Earth. Some of them include "AWizardDidIt", WesternAnimation/TheTransformers brought it back, and [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Kyle Kallgren's answer]], "Apollo 19, duh!".

--> "These little bastards are singing and dancing underneath everybody's feet. '''STEP ON THE FUCKERS!'''"

'''Jake:''' ''What the fuck is WRONG with you!?''

'''Jake''': "Well that's fan-fucking-tastic. All last summer I had to be called "That dude who saw ''[[Film/TheSmurfs Smurfs]]''". "The ''Smurfs'' Guy". "Hey look, you're that guy who saw ''Smurfs''. Ma-ha-ma-ha-ma-ha-ma-ha!" And now for the rest of the goddamn summer I will be known at this theater as "The ''Madagascar'' Guy". Great!"

--->'''Jake:''' ''Don't you fucking dare wave to me!''
--->'''Sarah:''' You are in ''so'' much trouble right now-
--->'''Jake:''' I swear to God, if you come within my arms' reach, I will strangle each and every motherfucking one of you, ''in front of the goddamn camera,'' and they can take me to jail for all I care! You filthy sons of bitches! I hope you all ''die'' of ''herpes''! Do you understa- ''you can't even '''DIE''' of '''HERPES''', and '''[[CruelAndUnusualDeath I HOPE YOU DO!]]'''''
--->'''Sarah:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Maybe if they, like, get it on their lungs...]]
--->'''Jake:''' ''[Throws his tickets out the window]'' '''WORST FUCKING MOVIE IN THE ''HISTORY'' OF MOVIES!'''

--->'''Sarah:''' Okay, so final thoughts?
--->'''Jake:''' ''(Totally Deadpan)'' I hate Creator/AdamSandler. I hate everyone who likes Adam Sandler. I hate Adam Sandler's parents. I hate everything to do with Adam Sandler. If I read in tomorrow's paper that he died, I will paint myself and dance naked in the streets. In just sheer joy. And I will do it for forty-eight hours.

--->'''Sarah''': [once Jake leaves through the door, enraged] Jake's gonna go kill Brad. We'll be right back.
--->'''Jake''': No, first I'm killing Brian. He owes me.

--> '''Brad''': '''[[Film/HarryPotter THAT MOVIE]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext IS]] [[{{Blackface}} BLACKFACE]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext FOR WIZARDS]]!!!'''

---> '''Brad''': That fucking kid that looks like a pumpkin.
---> ''Jake: He did look suspiciously like a pumpkin.
*** The two of them referring to Greg and Rowley as "Whiny ass kid" and "Pumpkin" for the rest of the review.

** Right at the start, when the camera cuts to Dave, he shoots Brad an "I fucking hate you" look.

---> '''Jake:''' ...Is that the equivalent of me going up to a Middle Eastern guy, going [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice "Durka! Durka durka durka durka! Lakka lakka lakka!"]] [...] [[UnfortunateImplications It's racist as shit!]] [[FantasticRacism You assume because she's a llama, she doesn't know any fuckin' English?]]
** Brad claims that this movie teaches kids that it's okay to "talk to strangers in the back of their fuckin' semi-truck 'cauze they have balloons in the back of it - that's how Georgie got killed in ''{{Literature/It}}''! Same mentality!"

*** To which Brad responds that the feathers the pillow is coughing up in its sleep [[FridgeHorror are actually parts of its brain.]]
** Whenever Brad draws parallels between the film and certain horror movies.

** Brad's impression of Bobby Wobbly.
---> '''YOU LIKE ''BUBBLES''?!'''
** Brad's take on Bobby Wobbly, calling him "A cross between Creator/DiedrichBader, Creator/CrispinGlover, [[BreadMilkEggsSquick a child molester]] and Creator/GaryBusey."
** Jake's original tangent:
---> Jake: I hate you. I hate the website. I hate the fans. I hate every single one of them who enjoys this kind of bullshit. I'm fucking done. I'm done son.

* Irving's [[CrossingTheLineTwice Mental]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Midgets]] comment from the ''Film/WalkingWithDinosaurs'' review.

--->'''Brad:''' ''[takes a drag on his e-cigarette; turns to Sarah]'' You mind telling me what the fuck ''that'' was that we just sat through?!\\

** When both Brad and Sarah are baffled by Colin Farrel's character's parents ''sending him to New York City from Ellis Island in a small wooden boat a la Moses'', Brad then jokes that ''Winter's Tale'' is secretly set in an AlternateUniverse to ''Film/BatmanReturns'' in regards to the latter film's opening scene involving the Penguin being adopted by the sewer penguins of the Gotham City Zoo.

* Crossing over with [[Awesome/MidnightScreenings Crowning Moment of Awesome]], Brad and Jake's take on the ''Film/SavingChristmas'' trailer and their utter evisceration of the so-called "War on Christmas".
-->'''Brad:''' First of all, you did not save Christmas, Creator/KirkCameron. [[Film/ErnestSavesChristmas Ernest P. Worrell]] saved Christmas! Show some goddamn respect, you fuckin' banana-fuckin' motherfucker!
* When talking about ''Hillsong-Let Hope Rise'', Brad and Jake say that when they're trying to convince "Hipster Dave" to see it, he'll still act like he's heard of them.
* While talking about ''Film/ExodusGodsAndKings'', Brad jokes that he got his knowledge of Judaism from Creator/WoodyAllen movies.
--> '''Brad:''' "Moses was born [[Film/AnnieHall under a roller coaster in Queens.]]"
* Brad mentions he had to stop pranking/scaring Dave with the ventriloquist dummies because he once ended up accidentally scaring himself.
* They say that ''Film/GoneGirl'' was so good that even Creator/TylerPerry was good in it.
* Dave and Brian's ideas for sequel names for ''Film/DraculaUntold'' such as ''Dracula 3: What Did I Done Tell You?'' and ''Dracula 6: Runteldat to the Mountains.''

'''Brian:''' "'Hate' is such a small word."

** Brad's aside about when he was in UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity, him, [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Todd]], Creator/LindsayEllis and everyone else watched ''Film/WalkingWithDinosaurs''. Their rationale? "Eh, [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy we were drunk]]."

* Brad & Dave's review of (Or more accurately, Brad telling Dave about) ''Old Fashioned'', and [[UnintentionallyUnsympathetic the]] [[DesignatedHero many]] [[FridgeHorror conversations]] that come from it.

** About midway through the review, Brad starts panning the cinematography, stating "Tyler Perry would shoot this scene better." Dave's visibly bewildered reaction is simply priceless, especially after remembering his reactions to ''Temptation'' and ''A Madea Christmas''.

* ''Film/JemAndTheHolograms2015'' has as its thumbnail Brian happily showing how the theater is completely empty through him doing the Captain Morgan pose (which Brian later describes as "Me lording over my domain!").

--> '''Brad:''' You gotta love any reception ceremony where the phrase "As [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] once said" is used.

* In the ''Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip'', Brad and Creator/AllisonPregler talk about {{The Cameo}}s of Creator/JohnWaters and [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/ThatSciFiGuy Leo]]]].

** The [[CallBack "Mr. Popper's Penguins" Guy is sitting in the back]], as the duo theorize that his wife left him and was [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating alone in the theater.]]

** Brad's impression of [[TheScrappy The Lemmings]] has to be seen to be believed (and to save you the trouble of skimming through the video like a maniac to find at which points he does it: 1:11, 1:30, 24:04 and 37:02).

-->'''Dave:''' They might not believe in space.

* The ''Film/WintersTale'' review. '''All of it'''.
--> '''Sarah:''' Oh that's right, I killed her with my penis.
--> '''Brad:''' Ooooh, we did bad, penis.
--> '''Penis!Sarah:''' it was WorthIt, buddy!
--> '''Brad''': That would not have surprised me, if his dick just talked to him.

---> '''Brad:''' (takes furious drag on e-cig) Everything they said was true!
---> '''Sarah:''' (giggles)

** Dave mentioning that despite being an [[SweetnessAversion impossibly chaste Christian romance movie]], the movie has a title that's also a euphemism for a handjob.

--->'''Dave''': "That wasn't even one of the best films of that ''year''."

* ''Film/JemAndTheHolograms2015'' has as its thumbnail Brian happily showing how the theater is completely empty.

--> '''Brad''': [[{{Understatement}} I am predicting that this film's not gonna do very well!]]

* The ''Literature/WintersTale'' review. '''All of it'''.

** Brian's impression of the kid from ''Heaven Is For Real" and [[TastesLikeDiabetes his take on]] the trailer.

** Dave mentioning that despite being an [[TastesLikeDiabetes impossibly chaste Christian romance movie]], the movie has a title that's also a euphemism for a handjob.