History Funny / MassDefect

** While Shepard is in the mansion from Amnesia, a quick argument between Francis and Bill from [[VideoGame/Left4Dead]] is heard

** '''''[[SurpriseCreepy "TOUCH MY FACE..."]]''''''

--> **More gunshots*

-->'''Francis''' Bill, quit shooting me!

-->'''Bill''' Nah

-->'''Francis'''Bill, quit shooting me!

-->'''Bill'''"Nah"

* During the Thursday run, after he's attacked by the [[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Grunts]] the first time, Shepard's found sleeping in a cell. The camera then pans over to a couple of other prisoners ([[BrickJoke one being Bill's Brother]]) in the cell next to him. Bill's Brother smacks his cellmate aside then tries to burrow through the wall to Shepard's cell in the most balls to the walls fashion possible. There's no way to describe it accurately, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V46KYxFav24&feature=youtu.be&t=660 it has to be seen to be believed]].

** When Liara tries to do it, the same thing occurs, but now Shepard arrives and ''kicks her burning corpse out of the way'', not even noticing the fire.

* During the Thursday run, after he's attacked by the [[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Grunts]] the first time, Shepard's found sleeping in a cell. The camera then pans over to a couple of other prisoners ([[BrickJoke one being Bill's Brother]]) in the cell next to him. Bill's Brother smacks his cellmate aside them tries to burrow through the wall to Shepard's cell in the most balls to the walls fashion possible. There's no way to describe it accurately, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V46KYxFav24&feature=youtu.be&t=660 it has to be seen to be believed]].

* When the crew goes to the Citadel to buy milk, Garrus imagines how things would go if he bought the milk. The Heavy cashier mis-scans the Spy's item, refuses Garrus' payment and goes nuts, shooting everyone in sight before turning the gun on himself. So he gets Shepard to do it. Shepard promptly manages to purchase said milk with absolutely no problem whatsoever, leaving a most priceless disbelieving look on Garrus' face. And then Heavy puts the gun to his head when everyone's gone anyway.

* The intro. The Heavy inadvertantly creates a DeadSpace homage at a poor astronaut's expense, eventually with him and his fart-powered space bike being launched by a mass relay into the Enterprise...which promptly destroys him.

* "[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames It is written--only Commander Shepard can defeat furfags."]]

* When the crew goes to the Citadel to buy milk, Garrus imagines how things would go if he bought the milk. The Heavy cashier mis-scans the Spy's item, refuses Garrus' payment and goes nuts, shooting everyone insight before turning the gun on himself. So he gets Shepard to do it. Shepard promptly manages to purchase said milk with absolutely no problem whatsoever, leaving a most priceless disbelieving look on Garrus' face. And then Heavy puts the gun to his head when everyone's gone anyway.

* Shepard announces to the Normandy crew that they're going to the Citadel for milk...or rather, whoops and hollers it like a cowboy firing his gun in the air causing everyone else to go hog wild, shooting the cameraman [[VideoGame/Left4Dead2 Ellis]] all the while.
--->'''Ellis:''' Hey ya know you shot me right?
* When the crew goes to the Citadel to buy milk, Garrus imagines how things would go if he bought the milk. The Heavy cashier mis-scans an item, refuse Garrus' payment and goes nuts, shooting everyone insight before turning the gun on himself. So he gets Shepard to do it. When Shepard buys the milk with no trouble, the dumbfounded look on Garrus' face is priceless. And then Heavy puts the gun to his head when everyone's gone anyway.

-->"I'm here to see Pahkouh."
-->"Paco?"
-->"Pahkouh."
-->"Paco?"
-->"Tahkouh."
-->"Taco? There ain't no one named Taco here, fella. Get lost!"
* When the crew goes to the Citadel to buy milk, Garrus has a fantasy of trying to buy the milk and the cashier Heavy killing everyone in the room, so he gets Shepard to do it. When Shepard buys the milk with no trouble, the dumbfounded look on Garrus' face is priceless.

-->"Taco? There ain't no one named Taco here, fella. Get lost!"

* "It is written--only Commander Shepard can defeat furfags."

* When Shepard dies once, a caption shows mimicking Amnesia's that says "You really fucking suck at this game." When he dies again, it says "Are you fucking serious? Again?"

-->'''"EDI"''': My name's EDI. [[BuffySpeak I'm an awesome computer thingy, that does stuff.]]

-->'''"EDI"''': Want me to patch you through to the council?

* Shepard's habit of flying around rather than walking.

* When Shepard is having a really hard time on the toilet. I mean, HE'S SCREAMING.

* "EDI" is in general a funny character in its roots of [[AffablyEvil affable villainy]] and [[DeadpanSnarker outright snark]]. It having the face of [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas the Yes Man]] and the voice of Microsoft SAM makes it all the more funny. [[EstablishingCharacterMoment It establishes its purpose in this video from the get-go.]]

* "EDI" is in general a funny character in its roots of [[AffablyEvil affable villainy]] and [[DeadpanSnarker outright snark]]. It having the face of [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas the Yes Man]] makes it all the more funny. [[EstablishingCharacterMoment It establishes its purpose in this video from the get-go.]]

-->"Taco? There ain't no one here named Taco here, fella. Get lost!"

** When Liara tries to do it, the same thing occurs, but now Shepard arrives and ''kicks her burning corpse out of the way'', not even noticing the fire.

* The pair of classy servant grunts wearing top hats and monocles. The best part is when they spot Shepard. "Fregley, get into character, QUICK!"

* "It is written--only Commander Shepard can defeat furfags."