History Funny / MarriedWithChildren

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXD3p_SzdFI&feature=related Marcy]] is asking for it.

* Al greatest life achievement, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5FEpGql9s four touchdowns in one game]] when he was in High School.

* Al greatest life achievement [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5FEpGql9s Four touchdowns in one game]] when he was in High School.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpPt7tLLefM&feature=related Young Mr.Bundy]] As hilarious as old Bundy.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYifMohjv54&feature=related Toothpaste Sandwich]]. Made even funnier by someone in the audience saying "Don't do it Al"

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XnD3tqEEBc&feature=related The Sequel and Classic One Liners]]

* One fan favorite involved Al and his NO MA'AM buddies repeatedly falling off the roof while trying to install a satellite dish, even as their wives run a betting pool on which husband will fall off the roof next, and where he'll land. {{It Makes Sense in Context}}.

* Marcy having an orgasm when giving a speech in the episode ''Banking On Marcy''.

** Kelly adds to the LooneyTunes based humor of this episode by having her warn Al about how sticking a gun in the rabbit hole would result in him getting shot in the butt.

-->'''Al''': Because it's a horrible life! You wanna know why they never made a sequel? Cause that guy killed himself and this time he took that angel Clarence with him.

*
-->''A fat woman came into the store today...''

* In one episode, Bud was asked to entertain the sister of Kelly's LatinLover boyfriend, and Bud reluctantly agrees, because if he does, Kelly will convince her beautiful friend Fawn to sleep with him. Shortly afterward, said LatinLover arrives, annd it turns out that A) his sister is ''beautiful'' too, and B) she's joining a convent the next day. Cue her and Bud having a marathon sex session that hits BeyondTheImpossible levels of hilarity in the background. However, the truely funny moment came at the end of the episode, where Bud is utterly spent, kisses the sister goodbye, and declares that he has absolutely ''nothing'' left. He then says that he can die a happy man and wishes that God would "Take me now!" At which point Fawn shows up, says that's her job, and drags the horrified, exhausted Bud down to the basement, with him screaming the whole way. Too much of a good thing, indeed.

* Officer Dan makes one of the all time greatest one liners in TV history in the episode where during the 1994 MLB strike, Al and the NO'MAMEr's break into Wrigley Field just so they could play baseball. They wind up getting arrested, and are informed that that night's meal was ribs, just as their wives come to post bail. So Al tells Officer Dan that he killed a whole bunch of people and then ate them.

-->'''Al''': Well I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas!

-->'''Officer Dan''': "Then you've already had your ribs."

* -->'''Peg''', ''([[ItMakesSenseInContext Jealous of a toilet]])'': "What's that toilet have that I don't?"
-->'''Al''': "A job."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2dq9e4oLtI&feature=related The D'Arcys agree to feed Lucky while the Bundys are on vacation. They decide to role-play as Al and Peggy.]] HilarityEnsues.

-->'''Marcy''': I am not a chicken! Why does he keep calling me a chicken???

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-->'''Peg''', ''([[ItMakesSenseInContext Jealous of a toilet]])'': "What's that toilet have that I don't?"
-->'''Al''': "A job."

* -->''A fat woman came into the store today...''

-->Peg, ([[ItMakesSenseInContext Jealous of a toilet]]): "What's that toilet have that I don't?"
-->Al: "A job."

* -->Peg, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jealous of a toilet]]: "What's that toilet have that I don't?"
-->Al: "A job."

* In one episode, Bud was asked to entertain the sister of Kelly's LatinLover boyfriend, and Bud reluctantly agrees, because if he does, Kelly will convince her beautiful friend Fawn to sleep with him. Shortly afterward, said LatinLover arrives, annd it turns out that A) his sister is ''beautiful'' too, and B) she's joining a convent the next day. Cue her and Bud having a marathon sex session that hits BeyondTheImpossible levels of hilarity in the background. However, the truely funny moment came at the end of the episode, where Bud is utterly spent, kisses the sister goodbye, and declares that he has absolutely ''nothing'' left. He then says that he can die a happy man and wishes that God would "Take me now!" At which point Fawn shows up, says that's her job, and drags the horrified, exhausted Bud down to the basement, with him screaming the whole way. Too much of a good thing, indeed.

* Pretty much any scene involving Bud getting caught with his rubber blow-up dolls.