History Funny / LicenceToKill

* The scene where Sanchez is interrogated before he's put in the truck to be transported is funnier when you know that Robert Davi, who plays Sanchez, and Grand L. Bush, who plays Hawkins, both are in the same room and they were respectively Special Agent Johnson and Agent Johnson (no relation) in ''Film/DieHard'' just a few months earlier.

* Sanchez and his silly pet iguana.

-->(''A worker brings in a briefcase'')

* Bond to Pam: "[[{{SHUTUPANDSAVEME}} SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF!]]"[[note]]Dario just got thrown into a grinder and turned into hamburger at this point.[[/note]]

* The one-liner from Sharkey after Killifer is fed to the shark: "[[BondOneliner God...What a terrible waste.]] ''[[[{{beat}} Bond side-eyes him]]]'' [[BaitAndSwitchComment Of money.]]"

** Just to poor, mortified Perez has to be the one to clean up the mess.
* The one-liner from Sharkey after Killifer is fed to the shark: "[[BondOneliner God...What a terrible waste.]] ''[{{beat}}]'' [[BaitAndSwitchComment Of money.]]"

* Q [[HypocriticalHumor carelessly tosses aside one of his own gadgets]], considering all the times he berated Bond for damaging or not returning said gadgets.
** Making it doubly hilarious is that it was [[ThrowItIn completely unscripted]], with Creator/DesmondLlewelyn simply discarding it before going on to the next scene.

* Bond sends Pam off to get herself a haircut and some fresh clothes to look the part of his "[[SexySecretary executive secretary]]". It's even better since her last name is Bouvier, the single name of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqueline_Kennedy_Onassis Jackie Kennedy]]. One imagines Bond knew what he was doing when he picked that alias name.

* As Bond is rappelling down the side of the casino, he stops before a carving of a mermaid. As he pushes off, where does he put his hand? On the mermaid's bare breast, naturally.

* The stripper/Z-grade go-go dancer not breaking character and still dancing despite all the bar fights breaking out around her. Even funnier yet, one of them only reacts when [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness one of them has a large blade swung at them]].

** When Pam shows up at the bank office in her new wardrobe, [[DistractedByTheSexy Bond can't help but do a]] {{double take}}.

** Also, the fact that the entire bar of completely different unconnected people who have zilch to do with the heroes and villains starts brawling.

* After [[YourHeadAspolde popping Milton Krest's head]], Sanchez's response to Perez asking what they should do with some money that got blood-stained.

* The one-liner from Sharkey after Killifer is fed to the shark: "[[BondOneliner God...What a terrible waste.]] ''[{{beat}}]'' [[BaitAndSwitchcomment Of money.]]"

* The way Q [[HypocriticalHumor tosses aside one of his own gadgets]], considering all the times he berated Bond for damaging or not returning said gadgets.

* At one point; [[https://image.ibb.co/nm7vWp/Nice_disguise1.png Q disguises himself]], complete with a silly straw hat and a [[MagnificentMoustachesOfMexico ridiculous fake mustache.]]
* "[[IronicEcho Bless your heart!]]"
* Bond's DoubleTake when Pam walks into the bank office with her secretary outfit.
* In a {{Narm}} sort of way; Dario retorting to Bond (who's sticking up for Pam when Dario leers at her like a perv), "No one's asking you, Gringo!". Immediately after; Pam shoves her shotgun against Dario's [[FreezeFrameBonus rather]] [[RagingStiffie excited]] crotch and tells the creepy boy to [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome back off]].
* During the brawl at the Bimini bar, a random guy decides to grab a stuffed marlin hanging on the wall and charge at Bond with it.

* Bond wakes up in bed at Sanchez's villa after the VillainousRescue from the intrepid (but now dead) Hong Kong ninja-agents. The first thing he sees the the freaky man-faced fish statue just "staring" at him with a goofy expression....Not surprising for a man with a pet iguana.

* Pam posing as the harbor pilot, putting on a hilariously fake Latin American accent as she causes Krest's boat to ram into the dock, sending Sanchez's men ducking clear.

** Lupe takes Bond to see Sanchez just as Pam was about to bring him his martini. She decides to drink it herself...and makes a hilariously disgusted face.
* The scene where Sanchez is interrogated before he's put in the truck to be transported is funnier when you know that Robert Davi, who plays Sanchez, and Grand L. Bush, who plays Hawkins, both are in the same room and they were respectively Special Agent Johnson and Agent Johnson (no relation) in ''Film/DieHard''

* As two of Sanchez's henchmen are registering the Wavekrest, they didn't expect each other to be in the same hallway. They react in fear but then they recognize themselves and keep registering the ship.
* Bond introducing Pam to the Isthmus bank manager as his secretary Miss Kennedy. It becomes more hilarious as her surname is Bouvier, the single name of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqueline_Kennedy_Onassis Jackie Kennedy]]. One imagines Bond knew what he was doing when he picked that alias name.
** Bond having to do a DoubleTake [[DistractedByTheSexy when he sees Pam with her new haircut and wardrobe]].

* Sanchez's response to one of his mooks asking what they should do with some money that got blood-stained after Sanchez killed Milton Krest.
-->'''Sanchez:''' Launder it[[note]]Adding to the humor is the fact that poor, mortified Perez....the mook in question....has to be the one to clean up the mess.[[/note]].

-->'''Sanchez:''' Launder it.

* The one-liner from Sharkey after Killifer is fed to the shark: "What a terrible waste. ''[{{beat}}]'' Of money."

* Bond to Pam: "SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF!"[[note]]Dario just got thrown into a grinder and turned into hamburger at this point.[[/note]]

* At one point, Lupe stops by the hotel room that Q and Pam are staying at to inform them that Bond is in danger. She says that she loves him and is worried about him, which makes Pam jealous. So as soon as Lupe leaves the room, Pam angrily does a mocking impression of Lupe's "I love James ''so much!''" line that's just hilarious.

* Bond wakes up in bed at Sanchez's place after the VillainousRescue from the intrepid (but now dead) Hong Kong ninja-agents. The first thing he sees the the freaky man-faced fish statue just "staring" at him with a goofy expression....Not surprising for a spooky guy with a pet iguana.

* For all of this film's pretensions of being "serious", "less campy", "more violent" and "more realistic", it's ''ninjas'' who thwart Bond's attempt to shoot Sanchez. Also, the above-mentioned "X-Ray" camera.

* Bond and Pam unloading the money meant to frame Krest. Pam strips down to her one-piece swimsuit. Bond shoots her an amused grin upon seeing this.

* [[BlackComedy "He disagreed with]] [[IncrediblyLamePun something that ate him."]][[note]]On the note Sanchez pinned to barely-alive Felix Leiter when Bond discovers him and Della's corpse.[[/note]]
* [[BlackComedy "Looks like he came to a dead end."]][[note]]Bond states this upon seeing Heller skewered by a forklift.[[/note]]

* Bond introducing Pam to the Isthmus bank manager as his secretary Miss Kennedy much to her shock. It becomes more hilarious as her surname is Bouvier, the single name of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqueline_Kennedy_Onassis Jackie Kennedy]].

* Bond to Pan: "SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF!"[[note]]Context: Sanchez's [[TheDragon Dragon]] Dario just got thrown into a grinder and turned into hamburger at this point.[[/note]]

** Making it doubly hilarious is that it was [[ThrowItIn completely unscripted]], with Desmond Llewelyn simply discarding it before going on to the next scene.

** Also; The fact that the entire bar of completely different unconnected people who have zilch to do with the heroes and villains starts brawling.

* For all of this film's pretensions of being "serious", "less campy", "more violent" and "more realistic", it's ''ninjas'' who thwart Bond's attempt to shoot Sanchez. Also; The above-mentioned "X-Ray" camera.

* Bond and Pam unloading the money meant to frame Krest. Pam strips down to her one-piece swimsuit; Bond shoots her an amused grin upon seeing this.

* Bond introducing Pam to the Isthmus bank manager as his secretary Miss Kennedy much to her shock. It becomes more hilarious as her surname is Bouvier, the single name of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqueline_Kennedy_Onassis Jackie Kennedy]].

-->'''Bond:''' Pam, this is Q, my uncle. Uncle, this is Pam, my cousin.

* For all of this film's pretensions of being "serious", "less campy", "more violent" and "more realistic", Bond still gets attacked by NINJAS at one point. Also; The above-mentioned "X-Ray" camera.

* In a {{Narm}} sort of way; Dario retorting to Bond (who's sticking up for Pam when Dario leers at her like a perv), "No one's asking you, Gringo!". Immediately after; Pam shoves her shotgun against Dario's [[FreezeFrameBonus rather]] [[RagingStiffie excited]] crotch and tells the creepy boy to [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome back off]].

* At one point; Q disguises himself [[https://image.ibb.co/nm7vWp/Nice_disguise1.png as a gardener]], complete with a silly straw hat and a ridiculous fake mustache.

* In a {{Narm}} sort of way; Dario retorting to Bond (who's sticking up for Pam when Dario leers at her like a perv), "No one's asking you, Gringo!". Seconds later; Pam shoves her shotgun against Dario's [[FreezeFrameBonus rather]] [[RagingStiffie excited]] crotch and tells the creepy boy to [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome back off]].

* Bond wakes up in bed at Sanchez's place after the VillainousRescue from the intrepid (but now dead) Hong Kong ninja-agents. The first thing he sees the the freaky man-faced fish statue just "staring" at him with a goofy expression.

* For all of this film's pretensions of being "serious", "less campy", "more violent" and "more realistic", Bond still gets attacked by NINJAS at one point.

* [[BlackComedy "He disagreed with]] [[IncrediblyLamePun something that ate him."]]
* [[BlackComedy "Looks like he came to a dead end."]]
* The strippers/Z-grade Go-Go dancers not breaking character and still dancing despite all the bar fights breaking out around them. Even funnier yet, one of them only reacts when [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness one of them has a large blade swung at them]].

* Bond to Pan: "SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF![[note]]Context: Dario just got turned into hamburger at this point.[[/note]]"

* "Launder it."
* The one-liner from Sharkey after Killifer is fed to the shark: "What a terrible waste. <beat> Of money."

* Bond to Pan: "SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF!"[[note]]Context: Dario get got turned into hamburger at this point.[[/note]]

* SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF!

* The strippers not breaking character and still dancing despite all the bar fights breaking out around them. Even funnier yet, one of them only reacts when [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness one of them has a large blade swung at them]].

** Equally hilarious is when Pam notices the bizarre effect captured of the portrait she shot.