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* After turning the tables on the goon who holds a gun on them, Perry threatens him:
-->'''Perry:''' I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me?\\
'''Goon:''' Fuck you. Anyway, that's ambiguous.\\
'''Perry:''' Ambiguous? I don't think so.\\
'''Harry:''' No, I think it means when you say, "Picture it inside your head", is that "a bullet will be inside your head" or "picture it in your head", like an image?
-->'''Perry:''' I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me?\\
'''Goon:''' Fuck you. Anyway, that's ambiguous.\\
'''Perry:''' Ambiguous? I don't think so.\\
'''Harry:''' No, I think it means when you say, "Picture it inside your head", is that "a bullet will be inside your head" or "picture it in your head", like an image?
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* Early on, Harry comes across Harmony about to be molested by someone and challenges Harmony's molester date to a fight ("It's past my bedtime. Make a choice."). [[GilliganCut Cut to him]] [[CurbStompBattle losing the fight]] and being pummelled like a high school kid.
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* Early on, Harry comes across Harmony about to be molested by someone and challenges Harmony's molester date to a fight ("It's past my bedtime. Make a choice."). [[GilliganCut Cut to him]] Harry]] [[CurbStompBattle losing the fight]] and being pummelled like a high school kid.
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'''Perry:''' No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect ''hell'' would you pee on the corpse?\\
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'''Perry:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight No, my question.question]]. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect ''hell'' would you pee on the corpse?\\
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* Early on, Harry comes across Harmony about to be molested by someone and challenges Harmony's molester date to a fight ("It's past my bedtime. Make a choice."). [[GilliganCut Cut to him]] [[CurbStompBattle losing the fight]] and being pummelled like a high school kid.
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-->'''Mr Mustard:''' You know, I'm with him on this one man, that's pretty fuckin' obscure.
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-->'''Mr Mustard:''' You know, I'm with him on this one man, that's one, man. That's pretty fuckin' obscure.
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--->'''Harry:''' Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?\\
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--->'''Harry''': What is it out here with these women?\\
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--->'''Mr. Frying Pan:''' Well now, here we all are. Ike, Mike and Mustard.
--->'''Harry:''' What the hell does that mean?
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' You know, I'm with him on this one man, that's pretty fuckin' obscure.
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' Horseshit, I hear that all the time.
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' You do?
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' Yeah, sure.
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' Where, at the 1942 club?
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' Hey, just cause ''you'' didn't get in...
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' Motherfucker I could've gotten in- (notices Harry making a break for it) HEY! Slow your roll, man!
--->'''Harry:''' This is bullshit! What are you gonna do, take me out here? There's security OW!
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' Keep talking. Keep talking.
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' You wanna know who we are? I'm the frying pan, see? And my boy over here, he's-
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' Mustard. (Smiling gleefully) I'm Mustard, baby.
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' He's the ''fire.'' Fuck you, Mr. Mustard.
--->'''Harry:''' What the hell does that mean?
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' You know, I'm with him on this one man, that's pretty fuckin' obscure.
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' Horseshit, I hear that all the time.
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' You do?
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' Yeah, sure.
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' Where, at the 1942 club?
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' Hey, just cause ''you'' didn't get in...
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' Motherfucker I could've gotten in- (notices Harry making a break for it) HEY! Slow your roll, man!
--->'''Harry:''' This is bullshit! What are you gonna do, take me out here? There's security OW!
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' Keep talking. Keep talking.
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' You wanna know who we are? I'm the frying pan, see? And my boy over here, he's-
--->'''Mr Mustard:''' Mustard. (Smiling gleefully) I'm Mustard, baby.
--->'''Mr Frying Pan:''' He's the ''fire.'' Fuck you, Mr. Mustard.
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--->'''Perry:''' Look up "idiot" in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?\\
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--->'''Harry:''' Okay, okay, I got it. You think I'm stupid?\\
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--->'''Harry:''' I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?\\
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--->'''Perry:''' Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.\\
--->'''Perry:''' Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.\\
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--->'''Perry:''' -->'''Perry:''' Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.\\
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* Perry kissing Harry to distract passing guards. Which also leads to Harry's disgusted comeback ("These lessons suck. I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes, people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong.") and the fact he somehow convinced Harmony he was not gay after she witnessed the smooch.
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* [[FakeoutMakeout Perry kissing Harry to distract passing guards.guards]]. Which also leads to Harry's disgusted comeback ("These lessons suck. I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes, people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong.") and the fact he somehow convinced Harmony he was not gay after she witnessed the smooch.
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* Every joke Gay Perry cracks is gold.
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* Every joke Gay Perry cracks is gold. Probably the funniest is when Harry [[AskAStupidQuestion asks him if he's still gay]] and Perry [[DeadpanSnarker deadpans]] "Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it."
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'''Perry:''' No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect ''hell'' would you pee on the corpse?
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'''Perry:''' No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect ''hell'' would you pee on the corpse?corpse?\\
'''Harry:''' It's not like [[ItAmusedMe I did it for kicks.]]
'''Harry:''' It's not like [[ItAmusedMe I did it for kicks.]]
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* Harry says that Harmony [[ReallyGetsAround slept with everyone in their city]], other than his friend Chook Chutney (Perry: "Chook Chutney? Yeah, he's gay"). Then, when Harmony is willing to sleep with Harry, she decides to confess something to him first: she ''did'' sleep with Chook. [[EveryoneHasStandards Cue an angry Harry kicking her out of his apartment.]]
* Perry's ringtone is "I Will Survive". And whenever it rings is hilarious, [[MoodWhiplash even if the third is during the movie's]] DarkestHour.
* Perry's ringtone is "I Will Survive". And whenever it rings is hilarious, [[MoodWhiplash even if the third is during the movie's]] DarkestHour.
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* When Perry pretends there's a clue on the suitcase at the lake, tricks Harry into coming closer, and then bashes him on the head with it as punishment for tossing his pistol in the lake. He did it so smoothly that it's hysterical.
* Perry kissing Harry to distract passing guards. Which also leads to Harry's disgusted comeback ("These lessons suck. I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes, people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong.") and the fact he somehow convinced Harmony he was not gay after she witnessed the smooch.
* Harry wakes up next to a woman, turns around expecting to be Harmony... and it's actually her friend who was angry at Harry the night before. She comes towards him with a smile on his face, but Harry jumps out of bed.
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* The outtakes in their entirety. If you thought the movie was funny, just watch these guys when they screw up.
* When Perry pretends there's a clue on the suitcase at the lake, tricks Harry into coming closer, and then bashes him on the head with it as punishment for tossing his pistol in the lake. He did it so smoothly that it's hysterical.
* "Drink Genora's beer! But then, what do I know? I'm a bear! I suck the heads off of fish!"
* When Perry pretends there's a clue on the suitcase at the lake, tricks Harry into coming closer, and then bashes him on the head with it as punishment for tossing his pistol in the lake. He did it so smoothly that it's hysterical.
* "Drink Genora's beer! But then, what do I know? I'm a bear! I suck the heads off of fish!"
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* The outtakes in their entirety. If you thought the movie was funny, just watch these guys when they screw up.
* When Perry pretends there's a clue on the suitcase at the lake, tricks Harry into coming closer, and then bashes him on the head with it as punishment for tossing his pistol in the lake. He did it so smoothly that it's hysterical.
* "Drink Genora's beer!"I prefer Genaros! But then, what do I know? I'm a bear! I suck the heads off of fish!"
* When Perry pretends there's a clue on the suitcase at the lake, tricks Harry into coming closer, and then bashes him on the head with it as punishment for tossing his pistol in the lake. He did it so smoothly that it's hysterical.
* "Drink Genora's beer!
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** Even better, in the credits, the best boy is [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]
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** Even better, in the credits, the best boy is [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]
Bauer]].
* The outtakes in their entirety. If you thought the movie was funny, just watch these guys when they screw up.
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* The outtakes in their entirety. If you thought the movie was funny, just watch these guys when they screw up.
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** Even better, in the credits, the best boy is [[24 Jack Bauer]]
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** Even better, in the credits, the best boy is [[24 [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]
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* [[ImprobableAimingSkills "Captain fuckin' Magic!"]] Also doubles as Harry's CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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* [[ImprobableAimingSkills "Captain fuckin' Magic!"]] Also doubles as Harry's CrowningMomentOfAwesome.SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
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* "Drink Genora's beer! But then, what do I know? I'm a bear! I suck the heads off of fish!"
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-->''Chloe'': I got the Cyber Agent!
-->''Harry'': You got the Cyber Agent, that's great.
-->''Chloe'': It has all the cool weapons.
-->''Harry'': You got Protocop coming too. It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now.[[note]]The actor who Harmony had startled into falling off her balcony was dressed in a Protocop costume.[[/note]]
-->''Harry'': You got the Cyber Agent, that's great.
-->''Chloe'': It has all the cool weapons.
-->''Harry'': You got Protocop coming too. It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now.[[note]]The actor who Harmony had startled into falling off her balcony was dressed in a Protocop costume.[[/note]]
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-->"Chloe": I got the Cyber Agent!
-->"Harry": You got the Cyber Agent, that's great.
-->"Chloe": It has all the cool weapons.
-->"Harry": You got Protocop coming too. It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now.[[note]]The actor who Harmony had startled into falling off her balcony was dressed in a Protocop costume.[[/note]]
-->"Harry": You got the Cyber Agent, that's great.
-->"Chloe": It has all the cool weapons.
-->"Harry": You got Protocop coming too. It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now.[[note]]The actor who Harmony had startled into falling off her balcony was dressed in a Protocop costume.[[/note]]
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* Harry and Perry struggle to carry the dead girl's body from the seventh floor towards the garage--and then they just wordlessly agree to ''toss'' the corpse out the window to save time.
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* Just before Harmony turns up after [[spoiler: Harry thinks she committed suicide]], Harry and his niece Chloe have this conversation about Christmas gifts on the phone:
-->"Chloe": I got the Cyber Agent!
-->"Harry": You got the Cyber Agent, that's great.
-->"Chloe": It has all the cool weapons.
-->"Harry": You got Protocop coming too. It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now.[[note]]The actor who Harmony had startled into falling off her balcony was dressed in a Protocop costume.[[/note]]
* Harry and Perry struggle to carry the dead girl's body from the seventh floor towards the garage--and then they just wordlessly agree to ''toss'' the corpseout off the window roof to save time.
-->"Chloe": I got the Cyber Agent!
-->"Harry": You got the Cyber Agent, that's great.
-->"Chloe": It has all the cool weapons.
-->"Harry": You got Protocop coming too. It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now.[[note]]The actor who Harmony had startled into falling off her balcony was dressed in a Protocop costume.[[/note]]
* Harry and Perry struggle to carry the dead girl's body from the seventh floor towards the garage--and then they just wordlessly agree to ''toss'' the corpse
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* Harry and Perry struggle to carry the dead girl's body from the seventh floor towards the garage--and then they just wordlessly agree to ''toss'' the corpse out the window to save time.
** The shot of a dumpster makes you think that the body is going to land in it but it actually hits the ''edge'' (yeowch) and bounces off to the pavement.
** The shot of a dumpster makes you think that the body is going to land in it but it actually hits the ''edge'' (yeowch) and bounces off to the pavement.
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The subtitles get it wrong - it\'s one of the film\'s many grammar jokes.
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'''Perry:''' No, my question. I get to go first. Why in poo-perfect ''hell'' would you pee on the corpse?
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'''Perry:''' No, my question. I get to go first. Why in poo-perfect pluperfect ''hell'' would you pee on the corpse?
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-->Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.
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-->Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.
-->Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.
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'''Perry:''' No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect ''hell'' would you pee on the corpse?
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'''Perry:''' No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect poo-perfect ''hell'' would you pee on the corpse?
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* When Harry is listening to Harmony's story and pretending to take diligent notes...but really he's just doodling a cat, captioned with "¡Gato!" Random and absurd.
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* When Harry is listening to Harmony's story and pretending to take diligent notes...but really he's just doodling a cat, captioned with "¡Gato!" Random and absurd."¡Gato!".
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-->'''Perry''': Eight? [[YouFailStatisticsForever Who taught you math?]]
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-->'''Perry''': Eight? [[YouFailStatisticsForever Who ''Who taught you math?]]math?''
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'''Harry''': I got 5 bucks says you could still get him.
'''Perry''': Really? That's funny, I got a 10 that says "pass the pepper", I got two quarters singing harmony on ''Moonlight in Vermont''.
'''Harry''': What?!
'''Perry''': Talking money.
'''Harry''': A talking monkey?
'''Perry''': A talking monkey, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says "Ficus".
'''Harry''': ...
'''Perry''': Really? That's funny, I got a 10 that says "pass the pepper", I got two quarters singing harmony on ''Moonlight in Vermont''.
'''Harry''': What?!
'''Perry''': Talking money.
'''Harry''': A talking monkey?
'''Perry''': A talking monkey, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says "Ficus".
'''Harry''': ...
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*** '''Harry''': I got 5 bucks says you could still get him.
*** '''Perry''': Really? That's funny, I got a 10 that says "pass the pepper", I got two quarters singing harmony on ''Moonlight in Vermont''.
*** '''Harry''': What?!
*** '''Perry''': Talking money.
*** '''Harry''': A talking monkey?
*** '''Perry''': A talking monkey, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says "Ficus".
*** '''Harry''': ...
*** '''Perry''': Really? That's funny, I got a 10 that says "pass the pepper", I got two quarters singing harmony on ''Moonlight in Vermont''.
*** '''Harry''': What?!
*** '''Perry''': Talking money.
*** '''Harry''': A talking monkey?
*** '''Perry''': A talking monkey, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says "Ficus".
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***'''Harry''': I got 5 bucks says you could still get him.
***'''Perry''': Really? That's funny, I got a 10 that says "pass the pepper", I got two quarters singing harmony on ''Moonlight in Vermont''.
***'''Harry''': What?!
***'''Perry''': Talking money.
***'''Harry''': A talking monkey?
***'''Perry''': A talking monkey, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says "Ficus".
***'''Harry''': ...
***'''Harry''': I got 5 bucks says you could still get him.
***'''Perry''': Really? That's funny, I got a 10 that says "pass the pepper", I got two quarters singing harmony on ''Moonlight in Vermont''.
***'''Harry''': What?!
***'''Perry''': Talking money.
***'''Harry''': A talking monkey?
***'''Perry''': A talking monkey, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says "Ficus".
***'''Harry''': ...
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* The outtakes in their entirety. If you thought the movie was funny, just watch these guys when they screw up.
* When Perry pretends there's a clue on the suitcase at the lake, tricks Harry into coming closer, and then bashes him on the head with it as punishment for tossing his pistol in the lake. He did it so smoothly that it's hysterical.
* Major MoodWhiplash moment, but when Perry tells Harry the truth about his "acting career" and offers to let Harry punch him, ''Harry actually does.'' You can tell by the look on Perry's face that he didn't see it coming.
* When Perry pretends there's a clue on the suitcase at the lake, tricks Harry into coming closer, and then bashes him on the head with it as punishment for tossing his pistol in the lake. He did it so smoothly that it's hysterical.
* Major MoodWhiplash moment, but when Perry tells Harry the truth about his "acting career" and offers to let Harry punch him, ''Harry actually does.'' You can tell by the look on Perry's face that he didn't see it coming.
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** In that same scene, Perry yells at Harry: "You, stop multiplying!"
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* The scene where Harry tries to interrogate a guy with Russian Roulette [[spoiler:and immediately shoots him]].
-->'''Harry''': Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
-->'''Perry''': Eight? [[YouFailStatisticsForever Who taught you math?]]
* When Gay Perry [[spoiler:shoots the mook with a gun in his crotch]].
-->'''Harry''': Wow! I was glad you had a gun in there. For a second, I actually thought you could do that, like it was some big gay thing.
* When Harry is listening to Harmony's story and pretending to take diligent notes...but really he's just doodling a cat, captioned with "¡Gato!" Random and absurd.
* Punk-rock Steven Seagal.
** Native American Joe Pesci.
-->'''Harry''': Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
-->'''Perry''': Eight? [[YouFailStatisticsForever Who taught you math?]]
* When Gay Perry [[spoiler:shoots the mook with a gun in his crotch]].
-->'''Harry''': Wow! I was glad you had a gun in there. For a second, I actually thought you could do that, like it was some big gay thing.
* When Harry is listening to Harmony's story and pretending to take diligent notes...but really he's just doodling a cat, captioned with "¡Gato!" Random and absurd.
* Punk-rock Steven Seagal.
** Native American Joe Pesci.
