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--> '''Mike''': Yeah. I [[ADateWithRosiePalms slapped the ham to it]], like, an hour ago.
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--> '''Mike''': Yeah. I [[ADateWithRosiePalms slapped the ham to it]], it, like, an hour ago.
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--> [Not one person in the restaurant is looking at her]
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--> [Not [[[SmallNameBigEgo Not one person in the restaurant is looking at her] her]]]
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* Afterwards, while strapped into a gurney at the top of a snowdrift and being loaded into the ambulance, Chris rocks himself loose, sending him down the snowdrift and off a ramp, resulting in him flying, screaming, through the air and landing face down on the ''ice.''
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* Afterwards, while strapped into a gurney at the top of a snowdrift and being loaded into the ambulance, Chris rocks himself loose, sending him screaming down the snowdrift and off a ramp, resulting in him flying, screaming, flying through the air and landing face down on the ''ice.''
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* Afterwards, while strapped into a gurney at the top of a snowdrift and being loaded into the ambulance, Chris rocks himself loose, sending him down the snowdrift and off a ramp, resulting in him flying through the air and landing face down on the ''ice.''
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* Afterwards, while strapped into a gurney at the top of a snowdrift and being loaded into the ambulance, Chris rocks himself loose, sending him down the snowdrift and off a ramp, resulting in him flying flying, screaming, through the air and landing face down on the ''ice.''
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-->'''Chris:''' [''muffled''] '''THIS IS BULLSHIT!!'''
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-->'''Chris' Mom:''' Christopher, put that back.
-->'''Jamie:''' Put it back!
-->'''Jamie:''' Put it back!
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* Mike telling Chris that ''Film/TheNotebook'' is "so gay".
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* Mike telling Chris that ''Film/TheNotebook'' is "so gay".''gay''".
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--> '''Mom''': ComicallyMissingThePoint[[Mike? What ham did you slap? Not the ham I just bought?]]
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--> '''Mom''': ComicallyMissingThePoint[[Mike? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Mike? What ham did you slap? Not the ham I just bought?]]
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** Next Samantha enquires about her poster in his room, and if he really pleasures himself to it. Mike admitted eight times of pleasure a day (indicating abnormally large desire for her), [[StrangelyArousing surprising and stimulating]] Samantha further. Responding to Samantha's [[ObfuscatingDisability "backache"]] Mike offers her a massage and she casually strips her top half, [[ToplessnessFromTheBack keeping her back turned]] to him and [[ShouldersUpNudity chest]] obscured from the audience. The massage is hilariously unsexy and [[InterruptedIntimacy Chris' arrival stops the sequence cold]].
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** Next Samantha enquires about her poster in his room, and if he really pleasures himself to it. Mike admitted eight times of pleasure a day (indicating ([[LustObject indicating abnormally large desire for her), her]]), [[StrangelyArousing surprising and stimulating]] Samantha further. Responding to Samantha's [[ObfuscatingDisability "backache"]] Mike offers her a massage and she casually strips her top half, [[ToplessnessFromTheBack keeping her back turned]] to him and [[ShouldersUpNudity chest]] obscured from the audience. The massage is hilariously unsexy and [[InterruptedIntimacy Chris' arrival stops the sequence cold]].
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--> '''Mom''': Mike? What ham did you slap? Not the ham I just bought?
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--> '''Mom''': Mike? ComicallyMissingThePoint[[Mike? What ham did you slap? Not the ham I just bought?bought?]]
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* The twelve second exchange between Samantha and Mike in the bathroom. Mike knew Chris' location and Samantha wants to know. How does she accomplish this? She [[Every Man Has His Price kisses it out of him]].
** It's further amusing considering these characters relationship builds to this culmination. Mike's [[Hormone-Addled Teenager insanely hot]] [[ All Women Are Lustful for the equally and constantly randy]] (not towards Mike but his older brother whom she repulses) Samantha.
** Instantly after meeting her, Mike confesses his attraction to Samantha and that he [[A Date With Rosey Palms gets off]] to her poster. (Mum: [ [Comically Missing The Point"What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?"] ])
** It's further amusing considering these characters relationship builds to this culmination. Mike's [[Hormone-Addled Teenager insanely hot]] [[ All Women Are Lustful for the equally and constantly randy]] (not towards Mike but his older brother whom she repulses) Samantha.
** Instantly after meeting her, Mike confesses his attraction to Samantha and that he [[A Date With Rosey Palms gets off]] to her poster. (Mum: [ [Comically Missing The Point"What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?"] ])
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* The twelve second exchange between Samantha and Mike in the bathroom. Mike knew Chris' location and Samantha wants to know. How does she accomplish this? She [[Every Man Has His Price aggressively [[EveryManHasHisPrice kisses it out of him]].
** It's further amusing considering these characters relationship builds to thisculmination. culmination during the movie. It's obvious throughout that Mike's [[Hormone-Addled Teenager [[HormoneAddledTeenager insanely hot]] [[ All Women Are Lustful for the equally and constantly [[AllWomenAreLustful massively randy]] (not towards Mike but his older brother whom she repulses) Samantha.
** Instantly after meeting her, Mike confesses hisattraction [[CelebCrush infatuation]] to Samantha and that he [[A Date With Rosey Palms gets off]] to his wall displays her poster. (Mum: [ [Comically Missing Shortly after, it's shown Mike's wall is unseeable behind [[StalkerShrine Samantha's many suggesive posters]].
** Twice Mike accepted Chris' offer to distract Samantha, with obvious intentions, and both results [[PlayedForLaughs were disastrous]].
**Samantha later permits Mike's company and begins complaining about her sex-starvation, ignorant to her torturously arousing the teen. ThePoint"What ham did you slap? Not conversation takes a [[DuelOfSeduction sudden bizarre turn when Samantha tries seducing Mike]]. It's evedinet they're playing off the one I just bought?"] ])ego and crush of the respective other though Mike's comically unskilled at it:
--> '''Samantha:'''Wait a minute, how old are you?
--> '''Mike:''' I'm 22, 20, 19...I'm 18.
--> '''Samantha:''' 18 (makes seductive growling sound).
--> '''Mike: (Fails at mimiking her growl).
**Next Samantha enquires about her poster in his room, and if he really pleasures himself to it. Mike admitted eight times of pleasure a day (indicating abnormally large desire for her), [[StrangelyArousing surprising and stimulating]] Samantha further. Responding to Samantha's [[ObfuscatingDisability "backache"]] Mike offers her a massage and she casually strips her top half, [[ToplessnessFromTheBack keeping her back turned]] to him and [[ShouldersUpNudity chest]] obscured from the audience. The massage is hilariously unsexy and [[InterruptedIntimacy Chris' arrival stops the sequence cold]].
** Laughter ensured the next night. Chris got Mike's agreement to keep his whereabouts from Samantha, unaware [[EasilyOverheardConversation she was awake]]. Samantha later trapped Mike in the bathroom and shoved him against the wall, demanding Chris' location but Mike refused. Undeterred, [[TheBigDamnKiss Samantha passionately French Kisses Mike]] who immediately complies.
**Samantha already demonstrates a love for obnoxiously tonguing Chris early in the movie. It seems like an unpleasant, forgettable character trait but, [[ChekhovsGun when used on Chris' brother, caused hilarious turmoil]].
** It's further amusing considering these characters relationship builds to this
** Instantly after meeting her, Mike confesses his
** Twice Mike accepted Chris' offer to distract Samantha, with obvious intentions, and both results [[PlayedForLaughs were disastrous]].
**Samantha later permits Mike's company and begins complaining about her sex-starvation, ignorant to her torturously arousing the teen. The
--> '''Samantha:'''Wait a minute, how old are you?
--> '''Mike:''' I'm 22, 20, 19...I'm 18.
--> '''Samantha:''' 18 (makes seductive growling sound).
--> '''Mike: (Fails at mimiking her growl).
**Next Samantha enquires about her poster in his room, and if he really pleasures himself to it. Mike admitted eight times of pleasure a day (indicating abnormally large desire for her), [[StrangelyArousing surprising and stimulating]] Samantha further. Responding to Samantha's [[ObfuscatingDisability "backache"]] Mike offers her a massage and she casually strips her top half, [[ToplessnessFromTheBack keeping her back turned]] to him and [[ShouldersUpNudity chest]] obscured from the audience. The massage is hilariously unsexy and [[InterruptedIntimacy Chris' arrival stops the sequence cold]].
** Laughter ensured the next night. Chris got Mike's agreement to keep his whereabouts from Samantha, unaware [[EasilyOverheardConversation she was awake]]. Samantha later trapped Mike in the bathroom and shoved him against the wall, demanding Chris' location but Mike refused. Undeterred, [[TheBigDamnKiss Samantha passionately French Kisses Mike]] who immediately complies.
**Samantha already demonstrates a love for obnoxiously tonguing Chris early in the movie. It seems like an unpleasant, forgettable character trait but, [[ChekhovsGun when used on Chris' brother, caused hilarious turmoil]].
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* The twelve second exchange between Samantha and Mike in the bathroom. Mike knew Chris' location and Samantha wants to know. How does she accomplish this? She [[Every Man Has His Price kisses it out of him]].
** It's further amusing considering these characters relationship builds to this culmination. Mike's [[Hormone-Addled Teenager insanely hot]] [[ All Women Are Lustful for the equally and constantly randy]] (not towards Mike but his older brother whom she repulses) Samantha.
** Instantly after meeting her, Mike confesses his attraction to Samantha and that he [[A Date With Rosey Palms gets off]] to her poster. (Mum: [ [Comically Missing The Point"What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?"] ])
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Lots of moments.
** Chris plowing through the entire opposing ice hockey team (comprised of grade-schoolers, mind you) in brutal, epic slow-motion, culminating in him taking a slap shot on the open goal. The puck hits the crossbar, bounces back, and punches him in the teeth.
** Afterwards, while strapped into a gurney at the top of a snowdrift and being loaded into the ambulance, Chris rocks himself loose, sending him down the snowdrift and off a ramp, resulting in him flying through the air and landing face down on the ''ice.''
** Part [[RuleOfThree three]] of the post-ice-hockey fiasco, Chris is strapped down in the ambulance en route to the hospital, gauze in his mouth preventing him from speaking. Right after Jamie gives Dusty her number, an oxygen tank falls off a shelf and nails Chris in the [[GroinAttack groin]].
** Chris plowing through the entire opposing ice hockey team (comprised of grade-schoolers, mind you) in brutal, epic slow-motion, culminating in him taking a slap shot on the open goal. The puck hits the crossbar, bounces back, and punches him in the teeth.
** Afterwards, while strapped into a gurney at the top of a snowdrift and being loaded into the ambulance, Chris rocks himself loose, sending him down the snowdrift and off a ramp, resulting in him flying through the air and landing face down on the ''ice.''
** Part [[RuleOfThree three]] of the post-ice-hockey fiasco, Chris is strapped down in the ambulance en route to the hospital, gauze in his mouth preventing him from speaking. Right after Jamie gives Dusty her number, an oxygen tank falls off a shelf and nails Chris in the [[GroinAttack groin]].
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Lots of moments.
**Chris plowing through the entire opposing ice hockey team (comprised of grade-schoolers, mind you) in brutal, epic slow-motion, culminating in him taking a slap shot on the open goal. The puck hits the crossbar, bounces back, and punches him in the teeth.
** * Afterwards, while strapped into a gurney at the top of a snowdrift and being loaded into the ambulance, Chris rocks himself loose, sending him down the snowdrift and off a ramp, resulting in him flying through the air and landing face down on the ''ice.''
** * Part [[RuleOfThree three]] of the post-ice-hockey fiasco, Chris is strapped down in the ambulance en route to the hospital, gauze in his mouth preventing him from speaking. Right after Jamie gives Dusty her number, an oxygen tank falls off a shelf and nails Chris in the [[GroinAttack groin]].
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* Chris's breakdown in the car after his day-date with Jamie. ( 2:38 here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GyiGEB4Nd4 )
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* Chris's breakdown in the car after his day-date with Jamie. ( 2:38 here - http://www.(2:38 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GyiGEB4Nd4 )here]])
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--> '''Chris''': ''(finally had enough)'' '''I'M BUSY!''' ''(all the people at the bar look at Chris)''
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--> '''Chris''': ''(finally had enough)'' '''I'M BUSY!''' BUSY!!''' ''(all the people at the bar look at Chris)''
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--> '''Samantha''': (keeps calling Chris's name)
--> '''Chris''': (finally had enough) "I'M BUSY!" (all the people at the bar look at Chris)
--> '''Samantha''': "''I'm'' busy! Stupid dick!" (all the people at the bar look at Samantha)
--> '''Chris''': (finally had enough) "I'M BUSY!" (all the people at the bar look at Chris)
--> '''Samantha''': "''I'm'' busy! Stupid dick!" (all the people at the bar look at Samantha)
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--> '''Samantha''': (keeps ''(keeps calling Chris's name)
name)''
--> '''Chris''':(finally ''(finally had enough) "I'M BUSY!" (all enough)'' '''I'M BUSY!''' ''(all the people at the bar look at Chris)
Chris)''
--> '''Samantha''':"''I'm'' ''I'm'' busy! Stupid dick!" (all dick! ''(all the people at the bar look at Samantha)Samantha)''
--> '''Chris''':
--> '''Samantha''':
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* Mike telling Chris that ''Film/TheNotebook'' is "so gay".
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* Fat!Chris saying [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VPd-fy00rI&feature=related Oh my God!]] upon finding out that [[JerkJock Tim]] has his year book with a message in it for Jamie.
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* Fat!Chris saying [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VPd-fy00rI&feature=related Oh my God!]] com/watch?v=bG72sPLtoQY "OH MY GOD!"]] upon finding out that [[JerkJock Tim]] has his year book with a message in it for Jamie.
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--> '''Mike:''' [Samantha has found out that Chris is seeing someone else] The jig is up! Run!
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--> '''Mike:''' [Samantha has found out that Chris is seeing someone else] The jig is up! Run! RUUUUUN!
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--> '''Samantha James:''' I'm Samantha James, bitch!
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--> '''Samantha James:''' I'm Samantha James, bitch! ''bitch!''
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--> '''Jamie Palamino:''' Don't shove me!
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--> '''Jamie Palamino:''' Don't shove me! DON'T SHOVE ME!
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--> '''Samantha James:''' You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Santa's little whore!
--> '''Jamie Palamino:''' Get off!
--> '''Mike:''' [In an excited, high pitched voice] Cat fight!
--> '''Jamie Palamino:''' Get off!
--> '''Mike:''' [In an excited, high pitched voice] Cat fight!
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--> '''Samantha James:''' You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Santa's little whore!
YOU'RE A WHORE! SANTA'S LITTLE WHORE! SANTA'S LITTLE WHORE!
--> '''Jamie Palamino:'''Get off!
''Get off!''
--> '''Mike:''' [In an excited, high pitched voice] [[CatFight Catfight! fight!]]
--> '''Jamie Palamino:'''
--> '''Mike:''' [In an excited, high pitched voice] [[CatFight Cat
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* '''Mike:''' Dude I think she (Jamie) left you hanging.
* '''Chris:''' It's probably just an important businees call, get off the phone.
* '''Mike:''' What? The bar ran out of curly fries?
* '''Chris:''' Get off the phone!
* '''Chris:''' It's probably just an important businees call, get off the phone.
* '''Mike:''' What? The bar ran out of curly fries?
* '''Chris:''' Get off the phone!
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* This exchange when Mike picks up the phone:
--> '''Mike:''' Dude I think she (Jamie) left you hanging.
* --> '''Chris:''' It's probably just an important businees call, get off the phone.
* --> '''Mike:''' What? The bar ran out of curly fries?
* --> '''Chris:''' Get off the phone!
--> '''Mike:''' Dude I think she (Jamie) left you hanging.
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* "Forgiveness...Is more than saying sorry."
