History Funny / InterviewsWithMonsterGirls

** As Kusakabe brings up how [[RuleOfCool yuki-onna are usually]] [[JustForPun cooler]] [[RuleOfCool in manga and anime]], the anime presents a few ImagineSpot shots of her in various fantasy outfits.
* The previous segment concludes on Satou remembering a time in middle school when a boy named Takkun attempted to pick on her... and learned the hard way that she also studied some UsefulNotes/{{Judo}} during that time as well, as he's literally thrown [[JustForPun head over heels]] over her before being put in an arm lock.

** The setup for the scene is brilliant, too. After Takahashi hugs Machi at her request, he notes that it's probably not smart to do this very often, since he's a teacher and she's a student and people can get ideas. Then he amends his statement, saying they'd probably be fine as long as any hypothetical interlopers weren't like that loudmouth Hikari... who is revealed to be watching from the doorway after a short camera pan to the side. [[OhCrap Then she gets a devious look on her face...]]

** The kicker is that Kusakabe ends up reacting to this, blushing madly in the manga while stifling laughter in the anime.

* As Satou is offering to help Takahashi with understanding demihumans, she become more pushy with it, leaning towards Takahashi (and soon completely on the table) without realizing [[DistractedByTheSexy he has an eyeful]] of her swaying [[GagBoobs breasts]]. The gag ends with a close-up on her lower face [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything as she pants erotically]] while Takahashi is ''completely pulverizing a juice box'' [[NervesOfSteel to fight off the arousal]].

** Immediately as Ugaki brings up Satou's ChristmasCake status after she confesses having an interest in someone (namely, Takahashi), she threatens to touch him.

* As Satou is offering to help Takahashi with understanding demihumans, she become more pushy with it, leaning towards Takahashi (and soon completely on the table) without realizing [[DistractedByTheSexy he has an eyeful]] of her [[{{Gainaxing}} swaying]] [[GagBoobs breasts]]. The gag ends with a close-up on her lower face [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything as she pants erotically]] while Takahashi is ''completely pulverizing a juice box'' [[NervesOfSteel to fight off the arousal]].

* Ugaki's overdramatic description of Kurtz the Demihuman departments "secret weapon" causes Satou [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall to tell to stop acting like this is an anime or manga]]. The anime even plays it up with an ImagineSpot of a giant Kurtz taking a mecha pose in a futuristic setting.

--->'''Satou''': While you're at it, can I-\\
'''Takahashi''': [[LittleNo No, I can't do that.]]\\
'''Satou''': I thought so.

--->'''Himari''': You... RATIONALIZING, DEMI-LOVING TEACHER!!!
--->'''Takahashi''': ''[[NotHelpingYourCase I DON'T DENY THAT, BUT STILL!!!]]''

-->'''Hikari''': [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Gajigajigajigajigajigajigaji~!]]

-->'''Takahashi''': Good morning, Takanashi.
-->'''Hikari''': *stiffly* G-Good morning, Sensei.
-->'''Takahashi''': Hikari-chan!
-->'''Hikari''': Hi~~~! *idol pose and winky face*
-->'''Takahashi''': Hikari.
-->'''Hikari''': What's up?
-->'''Kusakabe''': O-Okay, I kind of get the idea.

-->'''Hikari''': Prepare yourself for a [[IncrediblyLamePun bloodbath]]!\\
'''Himari''': You've been using an awful lot of blood-related sayings just now.\\
'''Hikari''': Hehehe... I thought I should show sensei some of my vampiric intellect-\\
'''Himari''': (*Grabs Hikari's OdangoHair*) YOU ARE ALWAYS TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO SHOW OFF!\\
'''Hikari''': '''OW OW OW OW OW!'''

-->'''Hikari''': I just saw someone suspicious!\\
'''Takahashi''': What?! What did they look like?!\\
'''Hikari''': Um, he was really big, like a bear, with really shaggy hair! And he had eyes like a beast, targeting his prey!\\

'''Takahashi''': ''That can't be anything but a bear!''

--->'''Satou''': '''''[[FingerPokeOfDoom Don't make me touch you.]]''''' *Makes various hissing noises*\\
'''Ugaki''': Hey, don't! Getting worked up is hard on a man my age!

--->'''Ugaki''': [[HoistByHisOwnPetard ...A succubus got seduced.]]

--->'''Takahashi''': Just because you're a vampire doesn't mean all your exams should be red, too.\\

--->'''Kusakabe''': ''It's like some skit.''

--->'''Kusakabe''': ''[[CovertPervert If it has dirty stuff like that, I should check it out.]]''

* The previous segment concludes on Satou remembering a time in middle school when a boy named Takkun attempted to pick on her... and learned the hard way that she also studied some {{UsefulNotes/Judo}} during that time as well, as he's literally thrown [[JustForPun head over heels]] over her before being put in an arm lock.

--->'''Takkun''': Ow ow ow! Stop stop stop stop[[MoodWhiplash DON'T STOOOOOP]]!! It hurts... It hurts... Don't stop... Don't stop! Make it hurt more! More... More... '''''[[TheScream MAKE IT HURT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRREEE!!!!!!!]]'''''

--->'''Hikari''': [[InnocentInnuendo ...It's hard...]] [[ThatCameOutWrong And thick...]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything And the hair's gonna get in my mouth...]]\\
'''Takahashi''': '''''Don't you ever say that in public.'''''

--->'''Takahashi''': [[ThatCameOutWrong I think Satou-sensei would taste the best...]]

[[AC: Episode 12]]

** Himari walks in the door at home, only to meet Hikari slowly guiding a headless [[PottyDance pee-pee dancing]] body into their bathroom. Once Machi's body is safely inside, Himari demands to know what's going on, and Hikari cheerfully explains that that was just her dullahan friend. {{Beat}}. '''''[[SuddenlyShouting "WHERE DID YOU PUT HER HEAD?!"]]'''''

* At this point, if the reader haven't noticed: this is also the episode when Yuki's CovertPervert and SilentSnarker nature blossoms.

** After Machi's body writes that she's ''"having a great time with Takahashi, thank you!"'', Hikari is delighted...and maybe a little jealous. She lays on the table in front of Machi's body and...jabs her fingers into her breasts. Hard. [[TheScream This has the obvious reaction.]] Even funnier is Machi's body angrily flailing her arms in order to try and punch Hikari for that.

** Himari walks in the door at home, only to meet Hikari slowly guiding a headless body into their bathroom. Once Machi's body is safely inside, Himari demands to know what's going on, and Hikari cheerfully explains that that was just her dullahan friend. {{Beat}}. '''''[[SuddenlyShouting "WHERE DID YOU PUT HER HEAD?!"]]'''''

-->'''Takahashi''': Good morning, Takahashi.

[[AC:Episode 8/Chapter 19-20]]

* Anime-Only: Satou discovers Yuki [[NotSoAboveItAll enjoys sneaking in gag-manga to read]], but throughout the segment, Yuki is trying to hide that she freakin' loves manga.

* Anime-Only: Satou discovers Yukki [[NotSoAboveItAll enjoys sneaking in gag-manga to read]], but throughout the segment, Yukki is trying to hide that she freakin' loves manga.

--->'''Takahashi''': [[ThatCameOutWrong I think Satou-sensei would taste the best...]]

** The subject changes to a {{Josei}} manage feature a yuki-onna, which features some mature scenes (and a rather raunchy line voiced by Kusakabe's seiyuu). Cue a mischievous smirk from Kusakabe.

* Anime only: The scene between Kurtz and two boys who snuck a picture of Satou with her jacket unzipped and cleavage showing plays out as a somewhat dramatic confrontation. The way it ends is... not what you'd expect. Specifically, Kurtz lets them keep the picture after one of them loudly admits that he'd find Satou hot even if she wasn't a succubus. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Um. Yeah.]]

* Takahashi talks to Hikari about the difference between her urge to consume blood and the urge to bite, and asks if she has any particular preferences when it comes to nibbling. Cue Hikari declaring an impromptu contest between the demi-girls of who tastes best with [[MundaneMadeAwesonme gusto of a cooking show]], but none of the flair.

--->'''Takkun''': Ow ow ow! Stop stop stop stop[[MoodWhiplash DON'T STOOOOOP]]!! It hurts... It hurts... Don't stop... Don't stop! Make it hurt more! More... More... '''''[[TheScream MAKE IT HURT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRREEE!!!!!!!]]'''''

[[AC:Episode 6/Chapter 3, 24]]

'''Himari''': {*Grabs Hikari's OdangoHair*) YOU ARE ALWAYS TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO SHOW OFF!\\

'''Takahashi''': ''That can be anything but a bear!''

* Hikari and the girls run into Kurtz, who tries to (very poorly) BS his way through them as well. [[http://i.imgur.com/jL6X6y4.jpg The following shot]] sells it, which Machi obliviously keeping a cheerful smile, Hikari looking expressionless as tries not to give away that she sees through it, and ''[[ShrinkingViolet Kusakabe]]'' of all girls [[SilentSnarker very visibly not taking any of his bull]].

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* Hikari and the girls run into Kurtz, who tries to (very poorly) BS his way through them as well. The ReactionShot BeatPanel sells it, which Machi obliviously keeping a cheerful smile, Hikari looking expressionless as tries not to give away that she sees through it, and ''[[ShrinkingViolet Kusakabe]]'' of all girls [[SilentSnarker very visibly not taking any of his bull]].