History Funny / HellfireCommentaries

* Tom's dramatic reading of the of the first chapter of ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. All of it. DCE certainly helps.

** The two discuss [[Fanfic/ThePixarTheory the idea]] of all Pixar movies taking place in a SharedUniverse, which gives them some FridgeHorror when they realize that in Wall-E's universe by this point all the beloved Pixar characters like Franchise/TheIncredibles, [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Nemo]], and the Franchise/{{Cars}} are all dead, but Tom then notes [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers that last one]] [[TakeThat is actually a good thing]].

* At some point in the ''[[VideoGame/SonicRushSeries Sonic Rush Adventure]]'' run, Ted stopped playing the game to read out an article explaining why dolphins are assholes. Co-commentator Donnie just couldn't stop laughing through it all! The rant was edited out, but someone managed to save the full unedited livestream with the dolphin rant 100% intact. [[https://youtu.be/fNhUPdNWP3U?t=4h1m]]

!![[AC:VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog series]]

** The two discuss [[WebOriginal/ThePixarTheory the idea]] of all Pixar movies taking place in a SharedUniverse, which gives them some FridgeHorror when they realize that in Wall-E's universe by this point all the beloved Pixar characters like Franchise/TheIncredibles, [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Nemo]], and the Franchise/{{Cars}} are all dead, but Tom then notes [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers that last one]] [[TakeThat is actually a good thing]].

'''[=NTom64=] (Laughing insanely):''' [[Film/BackToTheFuture When this merry-go-round hits 88 miles an hour-]]\\

-->"I GOT TURNED INTO A FLY HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN WHERE AM I NOW [[{{Transformers}} WHY MY SHOULDERS HURT]]

** When they highlighted Sora finishing Xemnas off by stabbing him in the crotch, when the latter is in his Armor Form and the camera decides to show the action in slow motion.

-->'''[=Ntom64=]:''' Go get him, Donald. (Immediately, Donald runs face first into a wall.) Why do you fail, Donald?
** Coming out of the Demyx fight, they encounter Mickey, whom Helldragon and Ntom expresses annoyance, until Ntom makes this gem...

* Tom makes a speech about the Stitch Anime, during of which in the video he activates Wing Blade. This happens.

--> '''Tom:''' Well I was going to go a bit in depth in terms of my childhood viewing experiences but discuss your favorite command style, you giant nerd.

* After Helldragon explains about how dreams are actually like, in the way that you control them, Tom comes to the conclusion that [[FaceHeelTurn he will be a supervillain in his later years]].

-->'''Helldragon:''' N-no, no, no! What are you doing?! No! He doesn't deserve a tip! That wasn't a song, that was like a five line poem! [[Music/BlueOysterCult Veteran of the Psychic Wars]], get to it!

* The ''Hellfirecomms: After Dark'' livestream. February 1st 2013. Everything was proceeding as normal, with a viewercount of about 30... [[TemptingFate until Stephen made a drunken promise that he would take a naked picture and upload it for all to see if the viewercount reached 200.]] It did. Hilarity ensued for ''hours''. [[MissingEpisode Unfortunately, it was deleted from the HFC Twitch video archive.]] [[http://i.imgur.com/VxebRaD.jpg Fortunately, some quotes were compiled on the Website/TVTropes page, but were also understandably deleted.]]

* During the VideoGame/DisasterReport [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IcjmDOsWiY livestream]], [=NPCs=] started getting matched to game designers they vaguely resembled, Tom, [=DigitalAlchemist=], and Karto run with it. This leads to the entire plot being overridden at the end when "Sakurai" dies... including a break screen with an actual picture of Sakurai.

* During a donations livestream, Ntom started up the Unleashed Project... in which when he got to Windmill Isle after restarting it, the game froze, prompting everyone to make jokes that Sonic was too fast for the stream.

-->''HFC: where half the stream is about rpg's and the other half is about eating people''

* Helldragon's ways of coping with the real-time lightspeed travel. Mainly, cutting to footage of someone being murdered.

** Wall-E continuosly being called a Gamecube by Hell Dragon and N Tom.

* During the aformentioned sword-fight, Digi says that he's picturing [[Film/KillBill Battle Without Honor or Humanity]] playing in the background.

--> '''[=NTom64=]:''' Well, that was both successful, and highly embarrassing. I'm gonna quit the FBI and open a bakery or something. Heavy Raisins, that's what I think I'll call it.

* Ethan playing with Shaun at the playground also provides a gold-mine of moments:

** When Ethan first pushes Shaun on the merry-go-round, Tom forgets about the different button-prompts, making him accidentally ''fail the QTE and cause Shaun to sit on the slowly spinning merry-go-round with a disappointed look on his face.''

--> '''[=NTom64=]:''' Maybe some freedom loving American just couldn't hide it anymore, and proclaimed: "[[EagleLand Yeehaw, I love the US-of-A!]]" and just tore them and threw them upon the floor.

* Pretty much any time one of the commentators offers to sing as a donation incentive. Examples include Riddic singing Escape From the City, Donnie singing Pumpkin Hill, and of course Tom singing the Anime/{{SonicX}} opening.

* In general, their reactions to all of the characters' faces, but the highlight has to be the fight against Draco Malfoy in part 2, since they all crack up at his portrait next to his lifebar for several seconds.

--> Gareth with a high pitched voice: Mr. Webvideo/SomeCallMeJohnny? What's your favourite video game?

** The two discuss [[WebOriginal/ThePixarTheory the idea]] of all Pixar movies taking place in a SharedUniverse, which gives them some FridgeHorror when they realize that in Wall-E's universe by this point all the beloved Pixar characters like WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles, [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Nemo]], and the Franchise/{{Cars}} are all dead, but Tom then notes [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers that last one]] [[TakeThat is actually a good thing]].

** The two discuss the idea of all Pixar movies taking place in a SharedUniverse, which gives them some FridgeHorror when they realize that in Wall-E's universe by this point all the beloved Pixar characters like WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles, [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Nemo]], and the WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} are all dead, but Tom then notes [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers that last one]] [[TakeThat is actually a good thing]].

** NTom and Helldragon's reaction to [[spoiler: Baron Alberto's sudden [[BalefulPolymorph Baleful Polymorph into a Lickylicky.]]]]

* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "Sarcasm doesn't exist in space!"]] SonicMovies evens notes that "there's another line for the Wiki/TvTropes page!"

-->'''[=NTom=]:''' I've been trying to tone down the innuendos in this part, because apparently "That was a penis joke" is now an OverusedRunningGag. ''[[SarcasmMode Thank you, whoever edited that in on Wiki/TVTropes; it hasn't affected me at all!]]''

* The ''Hellfirecomms: After Dark'' livestream. February 1st 2013. Everything was proceeding as normal, with a viewercount of about 30... [[TemptingFate until Stephen made a drunken promise that he would take a naked picture and upload it for all to see if the viewercount reached 200.]] It did. Hilarity ensued for ''hours''. [[MissingEpisode Unfortunately, it was deleted from the HFC Twitch video archive.]] [[http://i.imgur.com/VxebRaD.jpg Fortunately, some quotes were compiled on the Wiki/TVTropes page, but were also understandably deleted.]]

--> '''Sonic Movies:''' [[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice Where's]] [[MemeticMutation that]] [[VideoGame/ShadowtheHedgehog damn]] [[UpToEleven Clitoris?]]]]

--> '''[=NTom64=]:''' Is [Ethan] pumping for oil, or is he [[IncestIsRelative stimulating affection towards his son?]] We'll never know.

* Tom and Helldragon's explanation as to why [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Paris]] is so empty: [[spoiler:Frollo [[AxCrazy murdered everybody in the city.]]]]

* Tom gets screwed over by glitches ''twice'' during his first battle with Zavok. Firstly, he gets stuck on one of the dragon's joints due to its wonky physics. Secondly, Zavok somehow ''clips through the planet and flies away'' after Tom hits him the second time, [[UnwinnableByMistake locking the boss fight in an endless state]]!

--> '''[=DigitalAlchemist=]:''' What, you mean you're just gonna leave that mutant stuff behind? There could be, you know, [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles turtles in that sewer]].