History Funny / GamingInTheClintonYears

* "[[https://twitter.com/NoContectGitCY/status/1179959995418460160 So which will it be?]] UsefulNotes/PlayStation, [[UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar Jaguar]], [[UsefulNotes/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer M2]], or [[UsefulNotes/SegaSaturn Saturn]]? The answer is: [[HilariousInHindsight none of the above. There's another advanced gaming system that will win the war]], and it's UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy."

* From his ''Videogame/GoldenEye'' review being baffled from the RepeatCut edit from the bungee jumping sequence:

-->Hello?! We already crossed the river! Who's been messing with the space-time continuum? Hello? [[Film/BacktoTheFuture Mcfly?]] Is anybody home?

** Right in the middle of explaining how to finish the second level, he breaks off from the game and talks about... [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a knockoff Street Fighter action figure]]. He then [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment goes back to the walkthrough as if he didn't totally change the subject just now]].

* The ''VideoGame/EarthBound'' review, where he says that you can play the game in one hand and eat a pizza with the other, [[https://youtu.be/bkX1o81KEkU?t=25 like so]].

* That wasn't the only out there suggestion George would make for a game idea. His second [SarcasmMode great idea] comes from his ''Fomula One Racing'' review where he says this.

-->'''[[CutShort Cue to End Credits.]]'''

-->Why not have a game where you have to find and drive to the hospital before your wife delivers her baby?
** Also, him stating that she is "complete with [[UnusualEuphemism front-loaded anvils]]".

-->The camera is all screwed up! He jumps! He jumps again, from a different angle! What the heck?! Is this some new funky directing style, or what? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Okay enough of Bond-]]

-->The camera is all screwed up! He jumps! He jumps again, from a different angle! What the heck?! Is this some new funky directing style, or what? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Okay enough of Bond.]]

* From his Golden Eye review being baffled from the RepeatCut edit from the bungee jumping sequence:

* The ''VideoGame/EarthBound'' review, where he says that you can play the game in one hand and eat a pizza with the other, [[https://youtu.be/bkX1o81KEkU?t=25 like so]].

** He spends an insane amount of time rambling about Silicon Graphics computers, which thanks to it now being an UnintentionalPeriodPiece, is now more or less an incoherent string of babbling to a contemporary viewer and makes his bizarre obsession with SGI visuals even more off-putting and unintentionally hilarious.

-->We have a challenge to EIDOS. In ''VideoGame/TombRaiderIII'', create a storyline in which Lara gets breast cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Lara Croft still persisting on her worldly adventures despite her illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Lara's character more meaningful.

** George goes on to state that he thinks the [=PlayStation=] (which curb-stomped basically everything mentioned on that list) will come in second, and that the M2 will come in last. To his credit, he was technically right on the M2.....as it [[{{Vaporware}} never got released]].

-->We have a challenge to EIDOS. In ''VideoGame/TombRaiderIII'', create a storyline in which Lara gets breast cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Lara Croft still persisting on her worldly adventures despite her illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Lara's character more meaningful.

-->''Donkey Kong Country'' is truly perfect. If you do not get this amazing new generation of ''Donkey Kong Country'' madness, you are '''STUPID.''' Yes, I know, that's insulting, but it's also the truth!