History Funny / GamerPoop

''In general''

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* The entirety of Alduin's confrontation with the Dragonborn in Skyrim 18:

* Creator/MarkMeer [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYT66ALUUss speaking Shepard' most infamous GamerPoop line]].

* Creator/MarkMeer [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYT66ALUUss speaking one of the lines]].

** The skit begins with the Dovahkiin pulling out a basket to pick flowers. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext No explanation is ever given as to why.]]

-->''[[LampshadeHanging "Intriguing, but highly disturbing..."]]''

-->'''A:''' [[YourMom May your mother's tongue be rough in my throat! May her dry vag loosen upon my lips.]]\\

'''Alduin:''' ''coughs'' [[WhatTheHellHero What have you done?!]] [[ARareSentence What twisted words have you created with your mortal anus?!]]

'''Dovahkin:''' ''GirlyScream''

[[folder:Fallout 3 and 4]]

[[folder:Mass Effect]]
* Two lines that completely sum up the Franchise/MassEffect series:

-->'''Shepard:''' Shh. ''[Puts a finger to her lips]'' We'll get them out of there safely, Ashley. Together. For Earth. I promise. ''[Starts to walk away]''

* Liara neglects taking a shit before the mission. The line sounds so natural, you'd think Ali Hillis herself voiced it.

* Dr. T'Soni is a closet fan of {{Franchise/Transformers}} against Matriarch Benezia's wishes.

[[folder:The Elder Scrolls series]]

-->'''Ash:''' I hate my titties.

'''Shepard''': What? Seriously? Fuck your mother. I know I did. \\

'''Shepard''': [[DullSurprise Oh, quit showing off]].

* later*\\

* later*\\
'''Shepard''': Liara! We'll bang, okay?\\
'''Liara''': [[ShoutOut My body's]] [[{{Creator/Nintendo}} ready]].

* The bard that launches into a hammy rant about how much he misses Imperial soaps and...MOIST TOWELETTES. [[FanDisservice He provides a demonstration as well.]]
* You have to admire this particular exchange for its multifaceted humor and nested punchlines.
-->'''A:''' [[YourMom May your mother's tongue be rough in my throat! May her dry vag loosen upon my lips.]]\\
'''B:''' [[SubvertedTrope Brother]], I'm not sure she would like that. Mother is far too proud a woman for that.\\
'''A:''' I suppose you're right.\\
'''B:''' Why don't you try sis?\\
'''A:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Brother, that's disgusting! That's our sister!]] And you know she tastes like aunt Agna.

* From the [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV GTAV]] video:
-->'''Lamar:''' How am I gonna knock a bad bitch if I ain't got a penis?\\
'''Franklin:''' ''WHAT?!'' *brakes sharply* Fuck, homie. Dat's sexy!
* From [[Videogame/TheElderscrollsVSkyrim Skyrim 10]], Ysolda and Carlotta Valentia [[VolleyingInsults trade insults]] because the latter won't teach the former a spell for breast augmentation. After a few rounds, Carlotta taps her chin, hmms in thought, and calls Ysolda [[{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}} "Aquaman."]] Everyone in the area gasps dramatically in horror.
* "I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEEEEE"
* When giving Faith money in the ''Videogame/TheWolfAmongUs'' video, the "character reaction" box says, "You chose not to kill the prostitute to take back your money... like you always do in [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]]."
* The sheer amount of fan-submitted artwork of Jarl Balgruuf [[Film/{{Titanic1997}} drawn like 'one of your fancy French girls']].

* From the L.A Noire poops: "This is America." "Let's change the subject." "This is [[LastSecondWordSwap Germany???"]]
* [[https://youtu.be/EdEUyUJjQIw?t=1m39s "With Enough chems, You can turn up for days!"]]
* From the same episode, the scene with a pregnant Sarah Lyons. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The hilarity just keeps piling on in layers!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSLN-S3b-I "NOTHING LIKE FAMILY."]]

'''Liara''': [[ShoutOut My body's]] [[{{Creator/Nintendo}} ready]].

* Let's face it, a Funny Moments page is pretty much redundant because the entire series is pretty much Funny Moments.

* This exchange from the second MassEffect episode:

'''Shepard''': DAMN IT! [[WhatTheHellHero WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BEFORE THE MISSION]]?!

* From the [[{{VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV}} GTAV]] video:

* When giving Faith money in the ''Videogame/TheWolfAmongUs'' video, the "character reaction" box says, "You chose not to kill the prostitute to take back your money... like you always do in [[Franchise/GrandTheftAuto GTA]]."