History Funny / GalaxyQuest

--> '''Sarris''': ''(Shows the head of his lieutenant mounted on a stick)'' Better than my lieutenant!

'''Jason:''' ''(To Gwen)'' I gave you the ''(swipes finger across his throat pointedly)'' 'kill' gesture.\\

'''Gwen''': [[SuddenlyShouting LOOK! I HAVE]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting ONE JOB]]'' [[SuddenlyShouting ON THIS LOUSY SHIP, IT'S]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting STUPID,]]''' [[SuddenlyShouting BUT I'M GONNA DO IT! OKAY!?]]\\

--> '''Guy''': I know! You construct a weapon... [[Recap/StarTrekS1E18Arena Look around you, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe]]...? ''(Promptly dragged away from the communicator.)''\\

'''Gwen''': [[SuddenlyShouting LOOK! I HAVE ''ONE JOB'' ON THIS LOUSY SHIP, IT'S '''STUPID''', BUT I'M GONNA DO IT! OKAY!?]]\\

-->(After beaming up the pig-lizard with horrific results, much to everyone's shock and disgust)\\

'''Teb''' ''(as if the others have somehow overlooked this fact):'' [[CannotTellALie But the animal is inside out.]]\\
''(all humans in the Conveyor room glare at Teb. Alex covers Teb's mouth)''\\

'''Teb:''' ''(not moving despite being covered in LudicrousGibs)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice And it exploded.]]\\

'''Gwen:''' ''(resigned)'' Hold, please...

*** Even funnier is watching Gwen closely once she first sees the aforementioned corridor- despite what the movie has her say, [[PrecisionFStrike anyone can see what she]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike really]]'' [[PrecisionFStrike said]] and the fact that the poor censorship was obviously intentional.

** Plus a FunWithSubtitles gag on the film's DVD when the rock-monster goes flying off into the vacuum of space.. happy and content because finally all the noises have stopped.

-->'''Guy''': Wait, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there ''air''? You don't know! ''(inhales loudly and holds his breath)''\\
'''Fred''': ''(sniffs a few times, exhales)'' Seems okay.

'''Guy:''' For all you know, I'm just "Crewman Number Six"! ''(breaks down weeping)'' [[IWantMyMommy Mommy... mommy...]]\\

** And then near the end of the film, where Kwan has just [[ThrownOutTheAirlock spaced]] one of Sarris's men who had been ready to do the same to them.

''[chorus of mournful exclamations from the Thermians]''\\

--> '''Fred:''' Besides, ''[cackles]'' I just had an interesting idea.\\

''(cue rock monster)''\\
'''Fred:''' ''[watching Gorignak whaling on the alien goons with a beatific smile, one arm around Guy and one around his girlfriend, with identical expressions]'' It's the simple things in life you treasure.

** Then there was the aftermath where Chen got the engineering crew to ''group hug''.

--> '''Sarris''': (shows the head of his lieutenant mounted on a stick) Better than my lieutenant!

'''Jason:''' ''(to Gwen)'' I gave you the ''[swipes finger across his throat pointedly]'' 'kill' gesture.\\

'''Gwen''': ''[to crew]'' No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.\\

'''Gwen''': ''[SuddenlyShouting]'' Look! I have ''one job'' on this lousy ship, it's '''stupid''', but I'm gonna do it! Okay!?\\
'''Tommy''': ''[leaning away from Gwen]'' Sure, no problem.

** Within a minute after Guy hears that line, the team starts thinking up a plan.... Like that one they did on episode 81? Guy turns white and interrupts the group's brainstorming.

'''Jason:''' ''[very irritated]'' It's just a rough plan Guy, what difference does it make if it's episode 81 or not?!\\
'''Guy:''' Because I died... ON EPISODE 81!!!!
** "[[GenreBlind Did you guys ever]] ''[[GenreBlind watch]]'' [[GenreBlind the show?!]]"
** Hell, while Guy is freaking out, one of the crew members tries to tell him that they [[BlatantLies using the plan from episode 51.]]

--> '''Guy''': I know! You construct a weapon... [[Recap/StarTrekS1E18Arena look around you, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe]]...? ''[promptly dragged away from the communicator]''\\
'''Jason''': ''A LATHE?! '''Get off the line, Guy!!''' ''

* The DVD has three audio options, with the first two being whether you want it in standard or surround stand... And the last of them being to watch the film in [[TheUnintelligible the Thermian language]].

-->'''Alexander:''' ''(sighing)'' It just isn't fair.

-->''[everyone turns to stare at Fred]''
-->'''Alexander:''' ''[incredulous]'' [[FunWithHomophones Miners, not minors!]]

* At the finale, when Saris stumbles out of the crashed Protector into the convention, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent some of the fans shoot their Nerf guns at him.]]

** "[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight That was a helluva thing.]]"

** "That was a helluva thing."

-->'''A Thermian:''' Our most sincere apologies. We forgot about our appearance generators.\\

* A hungover Jason tells the Thermians that "mum's the word", at which they start repeating the word with a variety of lengths and inflections.

** Teb had tried reassuring Gwen that he transporter had been designed for the crew's "hmm, anatomy", at which he gives Gwen a cursory look up and down.

* Everything to do with the Digital Conveyor, everything.
-->(After beaming up the pig-lizard...with horrific results, much to everyone's shock and disgust)\\

''(all humans in the Conveyor room glare at Teb)''\\

* Guy's reaction to Fred and Lailari's, er... public display of affection: "[[{{Squick}} Oh! That's]] ''[[SickAndWrong not right]]''."

** The lead up is great too. the other actors say their lines, then there's a big pause as they motion Alexander to go. Eventually, Gwen nudges Alexander, who reacts to acknowledge. Then there's a close-up shot of Alexander suffering that goes for a ''long'' time before he finally utters the line.

* When the crew lands on the mining planet and spot the seemingly empty facility, Gwen wonders where the miners are. A few moments later, after they see the alients that look like children:

** "[[GenreBlind Did any of you ever]] ''[[GenreBlind watch]]'' [[GenreBlind the show?!]]"

-->(After beaming up the pig-lizard)\\

** Even funnier is the moment Guy screams above, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Gwen nearly jumps out of her skin]]. According to Sigourney Weaver, she had not been told that the scream was coming [[EnforcedMethodActing so her reaction is 100% genuine]].

'''Jason''': ''A lathe?! '''Get off the line, Guy!!''' ''

'''Jason:''' ...anyone else?
** Even funnier is the moment Guy screams above, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Gwen nearly jumps out of her skin]]. According to Sigourney Weaver, she had not been told that the scream was coming...so her reaction is 100% genuine.

'''Mathasar:''' Those poor people.

--> '''Guy''': I know! You construct a weapon...look around you, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe...? ''[promptly dragged away from the communicator]''\\

* A {{fangirl}} faints seeing [[OfficialCouple Jason and Gwen kiss]].

'''Guy:''' For all you know, I'm just "Crewman Number Six"! ''(breaks down weeping)'' Mommy... mommy...\\

* When the actors are first trying to explain that ''Galaxy Quest'' was just a show.

** Just before that is Guy's DelayedReaction to being surrounded by the Thermians in their other, more alien forms.

** Before that, when Jason first calls Sarris:
--> '''Jason''': Hey Sarris, how're you doing?
--> '''Sarris''': (shows the head of his lieutenant mounted on a stick) Better than my lieutenant!

'''Guy:''' Nobody knows!Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in!\\

** "WHOEVER WROTE THIS EPISODE SHOULD DIE!"

'''Guy:''' Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.\\

'''Guy:''' For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! ''(breaks down weeping)'' Mommy... mommy...\\

* During Jason's ShirtlessScene, Gwen sighs "There goes the shirt again."

* Just as Sarris finds out that the crew have escaped, one the two {{Mooks}} that got [[BrickJoke blasted out of the airlock earlier smacks against the ship's windshield.]]

* Right in the middle of a conversation between Sarris and his lieutenant, the two {{Mooks}} that got [[BrickJoke blasted out of the airlock earlier smack against the ship's windshield.]]