History Funny / GalaxyQuest

* After Jason barks out a series of orders to the crew and insults to the bad guy Sarris, including "he's as stupid as he is ugly" while Gwen is busy trying to get his attention...

* During the first engagement with Sarris, [[ReflexiveResponse Gwen inadvertantly begins to re-embrace her old role on the show]].

** The implication that not only is Gwen's job to repeat the computer, but in turn she's also the only one the computer will ''listen'' to, forcing her to repeat everyone's questions to it.

'''Guy:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ....ahhh!\\

* Guy's reaction to Fred and Lailari's public display of affection: "[[{{Squick}} Oh! That's]] ''[[SickAndWrong not right]]''."

* [[http://youtu.be/EHPLe0VCUvs?t=21s This damage report from Tech Sgt Chen]].
-->'''Fred:''' Hey, guys. They're, uh... they're telling me the uh... generators won't take it. The ship's breakin' apart and all that... Just FYI.

* This takes place during the climax of the film when Sarris transports to the ship and starts killing off the crew, forcing Jason to activate the Omega 13. The camera makes a point of showing a close-up of the faces of all the main characters who get shot, and that the Earth is getting very big in the window: chilling stuff. But then, right before Jason pushes the BigRedButton to set off the potential universe-ending bomb, the camera shows Guy right ''in the middle of the line of fire'', still alive - after he's been complaining the whole movie about the fact that he's doomed. PluckyComicRelief indeed!

* '''Gwen''': My Magazine/TVGuide interview was six paragraphs about my ''boobs'', and how they fit into my suit!
** Six ''paragraphs''.

-->'''Fred:''' ...You lost me.

'''Fred:''' Hey, guys. They're, uh... they're telling me the uh... generators won't take it. The ship's breakin' apart and all that... Just FYI.

* When the Thermians go to pick Jason up from his home, he scrambles on the floor for his clothes and finds a shoe. When he asks the Thermians to look for the other shoe, they all start looking around at the ceiling.
* Everything to do with the Digital Conveyor.
-->''(After beaming up the pig-lizard with horrific results, much to everyone's shock and disgust.)''\\
'''Jason:''' What? What was that?\\
'''Alex:''' Uh, nothing.\\
'''Jason:''' I heard some squealing or something.\\
'''Gwen:''' Oh, no. Everything's fine.\\
'''Teb:''' ''(As if the others have somehow overlooked this fact)'' [[CannotTellALie But the animal is inside out.]]\\
''(All humans in the Conveyor room glare at Teb. Alex covers Teb's mouth.)''\\
'''Jason:''' I heard that! It turned inside out?\\
'''''(SPLOOM!)'''''\\
'''Teb:''' ''(Not moving despite being covered in LudicrousGibs)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice And it exploded.]]\\
'''Jason:''' It turned inside out, and then it ''exploded?!''\\
'''Gwen:''' ''(Resigned and flicking a bit of pig-lizard off the communicator)'' Hold, please...
** Teb had tried reassuring Gwen that the transporter had been designed for the crew's "hmm, anatomy", at which he gives Gwen a cursory look up and down.
* Jason trying to prevent Alex from abandoning the convention at the beginning of the film.
-->'''Jason:''' You ''will'' go out there.\\
'''Alex:''' I won't. And nothing you can say will make me.\\
'''Jason:''' [[TheShowMustGoOn "The show must go on."]]\\
'''Alex:''' ...Damn you. ''[[ConsummateProfessional Damn you!]]''
* Gwen's indignation at having to go through the deadly corridor: "Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was ''badly written''!"
** "WHOEVER WROTE THIS EPISODE SHOULD ''DIE!''"
*** Even funnier is watching Gwen closely once she first sees the aforementioned corridor. Despite what the movie has her say, [[PrecisionFStrike anyone can see what she]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike really]]'' [[PrecisionFStrike said]] and the fact that the poor censorship was obviously intentional.
---->Well, ''screw that''!
* Any of Alex' irritable [[ClassicallyTrainedExtra Serious Actor]] moments.
-->'''Alex:''' You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
-->'''Jason:''' It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation!
-->'''Alex:''' See, that's your problem, Jason. [[SkewedPriorities You were never serious about the craft!]]
** The deleted version of that scene is even better, as it involves Alex using ''method acting'' to give Jason an idea.
-->'''Alexander:''' I am... a rock. I just want to be... a rock. Cold, still, and peaceful...
** Plus a FunWithSubtitles gag on the film's DVD when the rock-monster goes flying off into the vacuum of space ...happy and content because finally all the noises have stopped.
* When they've landed the shuttle, and Guy is at the height of his nervous breakdown while Fred goes to open the door:
-->'''Guy''': Wait, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there ''air''? You don't know! ''(Inhales loudly and holds his breath.)''\\
'''Fred''': ''(Sniffs a few times, exhales)'' Seems okay.
** Guy's breakdown itself, in which he appears to forget that he actually ''does'' have a last name:
--->'''Jason:''' You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.\\
'''Guy:''' I'm not? Then what's my last name?\\
'''Jason:''' It's, uh, uh- -I don't know.\\
'''Guy:''' Nobody knows! Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in!\\
'''Gwen:''' Guy, you have a last name.\\
'''Guy:''' '''''DO I?! DO I?!'''''\\
'''Gwen:''' Yes!\\
'''Guy:''' For all you know, I'm just "Crewman Number Six"! ''(Breaks down weeping)'' [[IWantMyMommy Mommy... mommy...]]\\
'''Alexander:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Are we there yet?]]
** Even funnier in the scene is while Guy is panicking, Gwen’s trying to calm him down, Fred is smiling and calmly eating.

* When the actors are first trying to explain that ''Galaxy Quest'' [[AliensStealCable was just a show]].
-->'''Gwen:''' I mean, surely you don't think ''Series/GilligansIsland'' is-\\
''(Chorus of mournful exclamations from the Thermians.)''\\
'''Mathasar:''' Those poor people.[[note]]Apparently, the Thermians didn't get the made for TV movies about the rescued castaways.[[/note]]
* Fred's whole personality, especially given his [[Series/{{Monk}} later series]].
* Clearing out the control room:
--> '''Fred:''' Besides, ''[Cackles]'' I just had an interesting idea.\\
'''Guy:''' Are you stoned?\\
''(Cue the three with beatific smiles, watching the rock monster they've just beamed up trash the bad guys.)''\\
'''Fred:''' It's the simple things in life you treasure.
* Guy's reaction to Fred and Lailari's public display of affection: "[[{{Squick}} Oh! That's]] ''[[SickAndWrong not right]]''."

* After uber-fan Brandon has spent a solid 30 seconds explaining how he realizes it's only a show, and the whole thing is fiction...
-->'''Jason''': Brandon, Brandon! ...it's all real.\\
'''Brandon''': Oh, my God! IKnewIt!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgv7U3GYlDY (Alexander, poor in tone but rich in self-loathing)]] "By Grabthar's hammer... ''what a savings''."
-->'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''': [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-most-irreplaceable-performances-in-comedy-films Alan Rickman can pack so much tragedy, rage, injustice and disgust into a single line that you'd swear it was a McRib.]]
** The lead up is great too. The other actors say their lines, then there's a big pause as they motion Alexander to go. Eventually, Gwen nudges Alexander, who reacts to acknowledge. Then there's a close-up shot of Alexander suffering that goes for a ''long'' time before he finally utters the line.
* [[http://youtu.be/EHPLe0VCUvs?t=21s This damage report from Tech Sgt Chen]].
** Then there's the aftermath where Chen gets the engineering crew to ''group hug''.
* This takes place during the climax of the film when Sarris transports to the ship and starts killing off the crew, forcing Jason to activate the Omega 13. The camera makes a point of showing a close-up of the faces of all the main characters who get shot, and that the Earth is getting very big in the window: chilling stuff. But then, right before Jason pushes the BigRedButton to set off the potential universe-ending bomb, the camera shows Guy right ''in the middle of the line of fire'', still alive - after he's been complaining the whole movie about the fact that he's doomed. PluckyComicRelief indeed!
* When the crew are first beamed aboard the ship, every one of them is completely frozen in horror at what just happened. Except for Fred, who doesn't seem to be the slightest bit traumatized by the experience.
-->[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight That was a helluva thing.]]
** There's Guy's DelayedReaction to being surrounded by the Thermians in their other, more alien forms.
--->'''A Thermian:''' Our most sincere apologies. We forgot about our appearance generators.\\
'''Jason:''' You guys came! Who wants the grand tour?\\
'''Guy:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ....ahhh!\\
'''Jason:''' ...Anyone else?
** When Guy screams, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Gwen nearly jumps out of her skin]]. According to Sigourney Weaver, she had not been told that the scream was coming [[EnforcedMethodActing so her reaction is 100% genuine]].
* '''Gwen''': My Magazine/TVGuide interview was six paragraphs about my ''boobs'', and how they fit into my suit!
** Six ''paragraphs''.
** Sigourney Weaver playing a bimbo is one big CMOF in itself.
* "[[BuffySpeak There's a... red thingy... moving towards the... green thingy... I think we're the green thingy...]]"

--> '''Jason:''' Gwen, put me back on with him.\\
'''Gwen:''' That's what I've been trying to tell you, you ''are'' back with him.\\

'''Gwen:''' No, you gave me the 'we're dead' signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the hold button is.

* After everyone telling Guy he isn't going to die on the mining planet. The moment the children aliens kill one of their own, Gwen gets this golden line: "Let's go before one of those things [[RedShirt kills Guy!]]"
** Within a minute after Guy hears that line, the team starts thinking up a plan... Like that one they did on episode 81? Guy turns white and interrupts the group's brainstorming.
-->'''Guy:''' Are we doing episode 81?\\
'''Jason:''' ''(Very irritated)'' It's just a rough plan Guy, what difference does it make if it's episode 81 or not?!\\
'''Guy:''' Because I died... ON EPISODE 81!!!
** "[[GenreBlind Didn't you guys ever]] ''[[GenreBlind watch]]'' [[GenreBlind the show?!]]"
** While Guy is freaking out, one of the crew members tries to tell him that they're [[BlatantLies using the plan from episode 51.]]
* Jason and the rock monster: "Go for the mouth or its throat, its vulnerable spots!" "It's a ''rock'', it doesn't ''have'' any vulnerable spots!"
** The incomparable:
--> '''Guy''': I know! You construct a weapon... [[Recap/StarTrekS1E18Arena Look around you, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe]]? ''(Promptly dragged away from the communicator.)''\\
'''Jason''': ''A LATHE?! '''Get off the line, Guy!!'''''
** Even better: before we cut back to Jason, Alex raises his arm as if to DopeSlap Guy.

* A {{fangirl}} [[ShipperOnDeck faints seeing]] [[OfficialCouple Jason and Gwen kiss]].
* Brandon gives a geeky, technobabble explanation of what his plans are, and his mother's response is to remind him when dinner is. Once he leaves, she notes to his father, "Well he's outside." While hilarious, her reaction is more-or-less how most RealLife supportive parents handle their fanchild.
** The part where Brandon's line goes dead on Jason in a life-or-death situation, and the movie then cuts to Brandon hurriedly taking out the trash at the insistence of his mom.
--> ''"Mother, I cannot stress enough to you the severity of Commander Taggart's situation! I must get to-"''
--> ''"Don't forget the '''recyclables!'''"''

* The DVD has three audio options, with the first two being whether you want it in standard or surround sound ...and the last of them being to watch the film in [[TheUnintelligible the Thermian language]].
* Tommy letting out [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl a high-pitched scream]] after breaking his arm. He continues screaming as Mathesar carries him off to medical quarters.
* "You remember yesterday at the convention? [[HiddeninPlainSight Those people dressed like aliens?]] [[TheyLookJustLikeEveryoneElse They]] ''[[TheyLookJustLikeEveryoneElse were]]'' [[TheyLookJustLikeEveryoneElse aliens!]] They were termites, or dalmatians! I don't remember 'cause I was pretty hungover!"
* During Jason's ShirtlessScene, Alexander snarks "I see you managed to get your shirt off."
** Even better: according to George Takei, ''they actually said that'' about William Shatner (who Jason is an AffectionateParody of) whenever Kirk's fight scene resulted in shirtlessness.
* Brandon rallying his friends to bring their [[TaughtByTelevision nerdy knowledge]] to assist Jason and the rest of the crew.
-->'''Kyle:''' Hey Brandon, what's up?
-->'''Brandon:''' No time for pleasantries Kyle, we have a [[CodeEmergency Level 5 Emergency!]]
* Just as Sarris finds out that the crew have escaped, one of the two {{Mooks}} that got [[BrickJoke blasted out of the airlock earlier smacks against the ship's windshield.]]
* After Alexander has his BigDamnHero moment, the Thermians cry out, "He saved us! ''Commander Taggert'' has saved us!"
-->'''Alexander:''' ''(Sighing)'' It just isn't fair.

* At the convention, Jason tells the Thermians that "mum's the word", at which they start repeating the word with a variety of lengths and inflections.

** As the cast stumble out of the crash, Alex is announced with "Give him a hand, he's British!"

* This takes place during the climax of the film when Sarris transports to the ship and starts killing off the crew, forcing Jason to activate the Omega 13. The camera makes a point of showing a close-up of the faces of all the main characters who get shot, and that the Earth is getting very big in the window: chilling stuff. But then, right before Jason pushes the BigRedButton to set off the potential universe-ending bomb, the camera shows Guy right ''in the middle of the line of fire'', still alive... after he's been complaining the whole movie about the fact that he's doomed. PluckyComicRelief indeed!

'''Jason:''' It turned inside out, and then it ''exploded''?\\
'''Gwen:''' ''(Resigned)'' Hold, please...

** Hell, while Guy is freaking out, one of the crew members tries to tell him that they're [[BlatantLies using the plan from episode 51.]]

* When Jason introduces the others to the Thermians, the aliens are awed at being in the presence of their heroes, with Mathesar identifying each of them individually while the others reverently intone their names. The ethereal choir accompanying the scene builds as each crew member is named, finally rising to a dramatic crescendo...[[SoundtrackDissonance as they reach Guy, who is still in shock and staring dumbly with his mouth hanging open]].

-->'''Gwen:''' I mean, surely you don't think ''Series/GilligansIsland'' is--\\

* When Jason introduces the others to the Thermians, the aliens are awed at being in the presence of their heroes, with Mathesar identifying each of them individually while the others reverently intone their names. The angelic choir accompanying the scene builds as each crew member is named, finally rising to a dramatic crescendo...[[SoundtrackDissonance as they reach Guy, who is still in shock and staring dumbly with his mouth hanging open]].