History Funny / FuturamaSeason2

'''Bender (now with a gold tooth in his mouth) :''' Stupid anti-pimping laws! ''(to Leela)'' Well, pay the man! ''(walks away with an exaggerated swagger, accompanied by two Fembots)''\\

* At the end, it's revealed that [[NestedStoryRevealthis entire episode was all part of a What-If simulation where Farnsworth asked what would happen if he invented the Fing-Longer]]. In other words, inventing a really long finger leads to three of his employees generating What-If scenarios of their own.

* Every single line from the [[PlanetOfHats Neutrals]] (aliens whose shtick is that they're always apathetic):

'''Fry:''' ''[[GroinAttack weakly]])'' Trees down...\\

'''Hermes''': Listen you filthy crab! A thousand years ago [[Film/CoolRunnings there was a legendary team of Jamaican bob sledders!]]\\

* When one of Bender's friends, who's also a thieving robot, says, "Why, humans! Shall we mug them, sir Bender?", he replies, "No wait, I know these guys! [[BaitAndSwitch They got nothing.]]"

* When the thieving robots ask an old woman for cider, she only allows them one glass. However, they can be heard drinking way more than that. She says, "Okay, that's enough...", only for them to ignore her, so she yells, "I SAID that's ENOUGH!" and kicks them out.

* Morgan to Hermes: "You are technically correct. The best kind of correct."

--> [Mom sighs wistfully, lightly slapping Larry]

--> '''Mom:''' [shouting] '''CRAM IT, APE!!''' [slapping him hard}

'''Zapp (to Fry and Bender)''': [[LiteralMinded Wingus, Dingus]], listen up. We're gonna give the aliens the old switcheroo!\\

* Earlier, when [[HippieName Free Waterfall Jr.]] sabotages Zapp's ploy to trick them into eating an Orangutan (a plan that was actually working), Zapp gives him quite a dressing down.

* In a fit of depression, Bender is locked in a bathroom, disassembling himself and flushing his parts down the toilet while a panicked Fry pounds on the door and calls to him frantically. As the last of Bender is swept away, Fry breaks the door open and casually asks one of the best non sequiturs ever:

* Every single line from the [[PlanetOfHats Neutrals]]:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOGPKR56qRA The noise Fry makes when]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Brannigan has Leela point to the person in the room she had sex with.]] Simply majestic.

-->'''Nixon:''' [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat My god, do I really sound like that?]] [[SmallNameBigEgo I thought my voice had more of a Clark Gable quality!]]

* '''TREES DOWN'''

* At the ski resort, the Professor is skiing surprisingly well... and it turns out he's ''asleep'' while doing so. Later on, he skis into the lodge unharmed, and he confusedly wakes up with a bronze medal around his neck.
* Also at the ski resort, Hermes prepares to go down a bobsled run. However, his (hovering) bobsled flips over. When he asks Zoidberg for help, Zoidberg just pushes the upside-down bobsled with the screaming Hermes in it down the track. As Zoidberg laughs at Hermes' misfortune, he slips and ALSO begins sliding down the same track (backwards), screaming too. And the cherry on top is when Fry, who's been watching all this, says "Oh, what the hell?" and jumps down the track after Zoidberg and Hermes.

* The idea of 31st-century Santa Claus being a KillerRobot who [[BadSanta decides that almost everyone on his list is "naughty"]] [[KnightTemplar and needs to die]] is a rich source of BlackComedy.

* "Why, humans! Shall we mug them, sir Bender?"
** "No wait, I know these guys! [[BaitAndSwitch They got nothing.]]"
* "I axe him to set the table, and he goes out to buy you a present! Selfish dog!"

* ''Anything'' involving Claw-plach...especially the Decapodian [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxQnuMGyPJs national anthem]]...

* "Augh! What is this? The Middle Ages?"

* "Fry, look what you did. She won't shut up."

* When Zoidberg starts kicking himself for missing out on the Frenzy mating season and wonders how he'll dispose of his "male jelly", Fry offers him the arm he chopped off during their fight.

** Moments later, a visibly uncomfortable Leela asks to discuss it somewhere else, which Professor agrees to. [[DoubleSubversion Cut to them surrounding]] [[FanDisservice Professor naked in a bathtub continuing his lecture.]]

* Bender goes to a mechanic to install shock-absorbing bumpers to prevent catastrophic butt failure, but they make Bender's ass look more human and bigger, much to his shock.

* Fry trying to dump Amy: "You know how you like chocolate at first, but then you start to get bored with it?" "You're saying you don't like chocolate?" "Look, could chocolate just let me finish?"

* Ordinarily, a child being hurt wouldn't be funny... but since it's Cubert, and he's spent the entire episode being a little jackass, it's hilarious. Like, for example, when they need a blood sample from the Professor to bluff the Near Death Star guards...

* "Goodbye, cruel world! Goodbye, cruel lamp! [[OverlyLongGag Goodbye, cruel drapes, with your little pom-poms, lined with what seem to be a cute muslin cord, cruel though they may be]], I-" ''(THWACK)''

* "I should have known you'd come here rather than follow standard procedure. And I did know. [[CaptainObvious And that's why I came here.]]"

* "You are technically correct. The best kind of correct."
* Bender being only able to say [[RoboSpeak "I AM BENDER! PLEASE INSERT GIRDER!"]] ''and somehow'' still managing to get a part in the episode's musical number!
** "B-But Bender need brain... [[BuffySpeak for smart-making!"]]

* "He may have {{ocean madness}}, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness."

* Leela FishingForSole throughout the first act. Her first effort nets her a boot that leads Amy to remark "So this is where you get your boots." Second time, she finds something "20 times heavier than a boot"... only to get a crate with 10 pairs of boots. Third time, it's ''moving''... and it turns out to be Dr. Zoidberg eating a boot.

** "...Clack."
** "Oh God... I'm COMING DOOOWWWNNN!"

* "Show us this 'The Wheel'."

* "It crept along the ground on round, rubber feet... like a wolf!"

* When Zoidberg starts kicking himself for missing out on the Frenzy mating season and wonders how he'll dispose of his "male jelly", [[ADateWithRosiePalms Fry offers him the arm he chopped off]] during their fight.

--> '''Mom:''' [shouting] CRAM IT, APE!! [slapping him hard}

--> Mom:''' [shouting] CRAM IT, APE!! [slapping him hard}

[Mom sighs wistfully, lightly slapping Larry]

-->'''Bender:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people used curse words!]]