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-->'''Inara''': Jayne? Janye Cobb? You're talking about ''Jayne Cobb''?!?
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-->'''Inara''': Jayne? Janye Jayne Cobb? You're talking about ''Jayne Cobb''?!?
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** Later when it's revealed that Mal ''did'' fall for Saffron's seduction, Book's comment? "Isn't that... special."
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** Later when it's revealed that Mal ''did'' fall for Saffron's seduction, Book's comment? "Isn't that... special.'''special'''."
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* In "What Makes Us Mighty," Mak believes he's the OnlySaneMan. Zoe expresses a differing opinion.
-->'''Mal''': Someone in the boat oughtta have a sensible head on their shoulders.\\
-->'''Mal''': Someone in the boat oughtta have a sensible head on their shoulders.\\
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* In "What Makes Us Mighty," Mak Mighty":
** Mal believes he's the OnlySaneMan. Zoe expresses a differing opinion.
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** Mal insists River stay on ''Serenity'' to guard Wash and Kaylee instead of participating in the coup:
--->'''River''': A hawk in the treetops, waiting for the slightest twitch of movement. Deadly once in motion. The mouse never sees what hits them until their entrails meet the sky.\\
''(intensely awkward silence)''\\
'''Jayne''': Well, that was creepy as hell. ''(dirty looks from everyone else)'' What? It was! Don't even lie and say it weren't.
--->'''River''': A hawk in the treetops, waiting for the slightest twitch of movement. Deadly once in motion. The mouse never sees what hits them until their entrails meet the sky.\\
''(intensely awkward silence)''\\
'''Jayne''': Well, that was creepy as hell. ''(dirty looks from everyone else)'' What? It was! Don't even lie and say it weren't.
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* In "What Makes Us Mighty," Mak believes he's the OnlySaneMan. Zoe expresses a differing opinion.
-->'''Mal''': Someone in the boat oughtta have a sensible head on their shoulders.//
'''Zoe''': Damn shame it didn't work out that way, sir.
* In "What Makes Us Mighty," Mak believes he's the OnlySaneMan. Zoe expresses a differing opinion.
-->'''Mal''': Someone in the boat oughtta have a sensible head on their shoulders.//
'''Zoe''': Damn shame it didn't work out that way, sir.
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* The end of the episode, where Inara is about to resolve the unresolved sexual tension between Mal and her by admitting she kissed him while he was knocked out, which knocked ''her'' out as a consequence. Mal instead takes it as an admission that she kissed Saffron and [[GirlOnGirlIsHot giddily, smugly walks out.]] The look on Inara's face is ''priceless''.
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* The end of the episode, where Inara is about to resolve the unresolved sexual tension between Mal and her by admitting she kissed him while he was knocked out, which knocked ''her'' out as a consequence. Mal instead takes it as an admission that she kissed Saffron and [[GirlOnGirlIsHot giddily, smugly walks out.]] The look on Inara's face is ''priceless''.''priceless'', equal parts "Whew, my secret is safe," "Darn, my secret is safe," and "I'm in love with ''this'' idiot?"
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* For ''Float Out'', see [[Funny/SerenityFloatOut here]].
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* Though ''ComicBook/SerenityFloatOut'' is about people remembering [[spoiler:Wash]], there's still this gem from Leland's story:
-->'''Leland:''' ''(narrating)'' Yeah, I met Wash when he and I were runners for ''[=PonyMacro=]''. "System to system, pole to pole, [=PonyMacro=]'s how you roll."
-->'''Wash:''' ...just saying they should change their slogan. They discontinued ground transport before I was born, so the "rolling" thing makes no sense. And all the money's in system to system, so even the "pole to pole" thing doesn't really apply.
-->'''Leland:''' ''(in flashback)'' People remember things that rhyme.
-->'''Wash:''' All the time?
-->''(Later, when they're being chased and shot at:)''
-->'''Leland:''' Can you make a rhyme ''now''...?
-->''(Their ship speeds clear of the blasts)''
-->'''Wash:''' Wow! That was close! And ''how''!
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* Though ''ComicBook/SerenityFloatOut'' is about people remembering [[spoiler:Wash]], there's still this gem from Leland's story:
-->'''Leland:''' ''(narrating)'' Yeah, I met Wash when he and I were runners for ''[=PonyMacro=]''. "System to system, pole to pole, [=PonyMacro=]'s how you roll."
-->'''Wash:''' ...just saying they should change their slogan. They discontinued ground transport before I was born, so the "rolling" thing makes no sense. And all the money's in system to system, so even the "pole to pole" thing doesn't really apply.
-->'''Leland:''' ''(in flashback)'' People remember things that rhyme.
-->'''Wash:''' All the time?
-->''(Later, when they're being chased and shot at:)''
-->'''Leland:''' Can you make a rhyme ''now''...?
-->''(Their ship speeds clear of the blasts)''
-->'''Wash:''' Wow! That was close! And ''how''!
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* See [[Funny/Serenity2005 here]]
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For the Dark Horse comics, see [[Funny/SerenityDarkHorseComics here]].
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For ''The Sting'', see [[Funny/FireflyTheSting here]].
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* From the "Unification War" comics:
** The way a religious pilgrim antagonizes Jayne without cursing: "Pardon me, sir, but I have heard tell you smell offensively. Body odor, you know. At least, [[IBangedYourMom that is what your mother informed me this morning. In bed, shortly after we...]]" '''[[TalkToTheFist KRAKK!]]''' Then it's revealed he was testing Jayne to see if the crew would be a suitable bodyguard for his band of pilgrims. They get the job.
** While working as the Pilgrims of Moriah's bodyguards, Mal and Zoe are exposed as war criminals with bounties on their heads. The pilgrims are ''gleeful'' to have a pair of badass war criminals protecting them and fighting their enemies.
** The pilgrims turn on the crew and plan to [[HumanSacrifice sacrifice]] Inara, Wash, Book, and Jayne in the order of smallest to largest sinner. This leads to the crew trying to buy time by debating who is the biggest sinner.
!!!Boom Studios comics
For ''The Sting'', see [[Funny/FireflyTheSting here]].
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* From the "Unification War" comics:
** The way a religious pilgrim antagonizes Jayne without cursing: "Pardon me, sir, but I have heard tell you smell offensively. Body odor, you know. At least, [[IBangedYourMom that is what your mother informed me this morning. In bed, shortly after we...]]" '''[[TalkToTheFist KRAKK!]]''' Then it's revealed he was testing Jayne to see if the crew would be a suitable bodyguard for his band of pilgrims. They get the job.
** While working as the Pilgrims of Moriah's bodyguards, Mal and Zoe are exposed as war criminals with bounties on their heads. The pilgrims are ''gleeful'' to have a pair of badass war criminals protecting them and fighting their enemies.
** The pilgrims turn on the crew and plan to [[HumanSacrifice sacrifice]] Inara, Wash, Book, and Jayne in the order of smallest to largest sinner. This leads to the crew trying to buy time by debating who is the biggest sinner.
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* For ''Those Left Behind'', see [[Funny/SerenityThoseLeftBehind here]].
* For ''Better Days'', see [[Funny/SerenityBetterDays here]].
* For ''Float Out'', see [[Funny/SerenityFloatOut here]].
* For ''Leaves on theDark Horse comics, Wind'', see [[Funny/SerenityDarkHorseComics here]].
!!!Boom Studios comics
[[Funny/SerenityLeavesOnTheWind here]].
* For ''The Sting'', see [[Funny/FireflyTheSting here]].
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* From the[[folder: "Unification War" comics:
**comics]]
* The way a religious pilgrim antagonizes Jayne without cursing: "Pardon me, sir, but I have heard tell you smell offensively. Body odor, you know. At least, [[IBangedYourMom that is what your mother informed me this morning. In bed, shortly after we...]]" '''[[TalkToTheFist KRAKK!]]''' Then it's revealed he was testing Jayne to see if the crew would be a suitable bodyguard for his band of pilgrims. They get the job.
** * While working as the Pilgrims of Moriah's bodyguards, Mal and Zoe are exposed as war criminals with bounties on their heads. The pilgrims are ''gleeful'' to have a pair of badass war criminals protecting them and fighting their enemies.
** * The pilgrims turn on the crew and plan to [[HumanSacrifice sacrifice]] Inara, Wash, Book, and Jayne in the order of smallest to largest sinner. This leads to the crew trying to buy time by debating who is the biggest sinner.
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!!'''The Big Damn Movie:'''
* See [[Funny/Serenity2005 here]]
* For ''Better Days'', see [[Funny/SerenityBetterDays here]].
* For ''Float Out'', see [[Funny/SerenityFloatOut here]].
* For ''Leaves on the
!!!Boom Studios comics
* For ''The Sting'', see [[Funny/FireflyTheSting here]].
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* The way a religious pilgrim antagonizes Jayne without cursing: "Pardon me, sir, but I have heard tell you smell offensively. Body odor, you know. At least, [[IBangedYourMom that is what your mother informed me this morning. In bed, shortly after we...]]" '''[[TalkToTheFist KRAKK!]]''' Then it's revealed he was testing Jayne to see if the crew would be a suitable bodyguard for his band of pilgrims. They get the job.
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* See [[Funny/Serenity2005 here]]
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-->'''Wash''': Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
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-->'''Wash''': [[StealthInsult Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.]]
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-->'''Mal''' : [''[[IncomingHam comes running in shouting and shooting]] while Zoe quietly cringes''] Woo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of this? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on!
-->(Mal dives for cover from an explosion)
-->'''Mal''' : Woo-hoo!
-->(Mal dives for cover from an explosion)
-->'''Mal''' : Woo-hoo!
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-->'''Mal''' : [''[[IncomingHam comes running in shouting and shooting]] while Zoe quietly cringes''] Woo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of this? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on!
-->(MalWOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON!
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-->'''Mal''' :Woo-hoo!WOO-HOO!
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-->'''Mal:''' ...Point of interest, ''offering'' to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
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--> '''Jayne:''' Not as deceivin' as a low-down, dirty...[[BookDumb deceiver.]]\\
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'''Jayne:''' Not as deceivin' as a low-down, dirty...[[BookDumb deceiver.]]\\
** Jayne asks his boss if he should shoot Mal and Zoe right then and there, but Marco tells him to wait until they give up the location of the goods they hid. Jayne agrees, and proceeds to threaten Mal to tell them the location, "so I can shoot ya."
-->'''Mal:''' ...Point of interest, ''offering'' to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
-->'''Mal:''' ...Point of interest, ''offering'' to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
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'''Mal''': ...Oh. Yeah, just step around that, I think something must've been living in here.
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'''Mal''': ...Oh. [[NotHelpingYourCase Yeah, just step around that, I think something must've been living in here.]]
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-->'''Inara''': I - I know this man. He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know? He can never just let things go. He thinks he's this hard-hearted criminal, and he can be unrelenting... but there's a side to him that's just so...
-->'''Fess''': You mean you actually know Jayne?
-->'''Fess''': You mean you actually know Jayne?
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFPbAqOKeV0 River's reaction to the monstrosity that is Book's unbound hair.]]
-->'''River''': They say the snow on the roof is too heavy, and that the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger.
-->'''Zoe''': River, please, why don't you come on out?
-->'''River''': No! Can't. Too much hair.
-->'''Book:''' Is-- is ''that'' it?
-->'''Zoe''': Hell yes, preacher! If I didn't have stuff to do, I'd be in there with her.
-->'''Book''': River, it's the rules of my order. Like the book. It symbolizes--
-->'''Zoe''': Uh-huh. River, honey, he's putting the hair ''away'' now. ''(looks at Book significantly)''
-->'''River''': It doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting.
-->'''River''': They say the snow on the roof is too heavy, and that the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger.
-->'''Zoe''': River, please, why don't you come on out?
-->'''River''': No! Can't. Too much hair.
-->'''Book:''' Is-- is ''that'' it?
-->'''Zoe''': Hell yes, preacher! If I didn't have stuff to do, I'd be in there with her.
-->'''Book''': River, it's the rules of my order. Like the book. It symbolizes--
-->'''Zoe''': Uh-huh. River, honey, he's putting the hair ''away'' now. ''(looks at Book significantly)''
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-->'''River''': ''[hiding in the wall]'' They say the snow on the roof is too heavy, and that the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger.
-->'''Zoe''': River, please, why don't you come on out?
-->'''River''': No! Can't. Too much hair.
-->'''Book:''' Is-- is ''that'' it?
-->'''Zoe''': Hell yes, preacher! If I didn't have stuff to do, I'd be in there with her.
-->'''Book''': River, it's the rules of my order. Like the book. It symbolizes--
-->'''Zoe''': Uh-huh. River, honey, he's putting the hair ''away'' now. ''(looks at Book significantly)''
-->'''River''': It doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting.
-->'''River''': ''[hiding in the wall]'' They say the snow on the roof is too heavy, and that the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger.
-->'''Zoe''': River, please, why don't you come on out?
-->'''River''': No! Can't. Too much hair.
-->'''Book:''' Is-- is ''that'' it?
-->'''Zoe''': Hell yes, preacher! If I didn't have stuff to do, I'd be in there with her.
-->'''Book''': River, it's the rules of my order. Like the book. It symbolizes--
-->'''Zoe''': Uh-huh. River, honey, he's putting the hair ''away'' now. ''(looks at Book significantly)''
-->'''River''': It doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting.
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-->'''Mal''' : [comes running in shouting and shooting] Woo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of this? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on!
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-->'''Mal''' : [comes [''[[IncomingHam comes running in shouting and shooting] shooting]] while Zoe quietly cringes''] Woo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of this? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on!
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--> '''Mal''': Jayne... [[ADateWithRosiePalms go play with your]] [[DoubleEntendre rain stick]].
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-->'''Zoe:''' ''(to Mal)'' Sir, I know she's unpredictable, but I don't think she'd ''hurt'' anyone.
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-->'''Zoe:''' ''(to Mal)'' Sir, I know she's unpredictable, but I don't think she'd ''hurt'' ''harm'' anyone.
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-->'''Mal''': I'm confused, I'm angry, and I'm armed.
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-->'''Mal''': I'm confused, lost... I'm angry, angry... and I'm armed.
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* We cannot forget the famous “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you” line.
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* We cannot forget the famous “I "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you” you" line.
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--> '''Mal:''' ...It was kinda out of our way and ''he'' didn't want to come in the first place. [[CatharsisFactor Man's lookin' to kill some folk.]] So really, it's ''his'' will y'all should be worryin' about thwartin'!
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--> '''Mal:''' ...It '''Mal:''' Y'all see the man hangin' out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I ain't sayin' you weren't easy to find, but it was kinda out of our way and ''he'' didn't want to come in the first place. [[CatharsisFactor Man's lookin' to kill some folk.]] So really, it's ''his'' will y'all should be worryin' about thwartin'!
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** Mal describes the statue as "looking at me like I owe him something."
