History Funny / FireEmblemFates

** If the male Avatar is a Dread Fighter, he ''backflips out.''

** In Arthur and Nyx's A Support, Arthur tells how during a feast, he ordered water and downed his drink in a single gulp after the toast... except he was accidentally given clear alcohol instead. [[CantHoldHisLiquor In a drunken mistake]], he reaches out for a loaf of bread but accidentally takes a bite into [[MegaTwintails Elise's hair instead]].

* Although the circumstances leading up to it are more tragic than funny, there's still something inherently absurd about the fact that ''Conquest'', [[NintendoHard one of the hardest games]] in the ''Franchise/FireEmblem'' series, has [[spoiler:a ''Sniper'', which was widely considered a TierInducedScrappy before ''Fates'', as its FinalBoss]].

* During Chapter 3, it is actually possible for Hans to miss. While not funny in and of itself, it becomes increasingly hilarious to the point where you wonder if he really wants to carry out his orders.

-->'''Nina:''' Huh? What about me? Er...your questions don't have to do with my...ah...[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow people-watching stuff]], do they? Oh, man, I am not the one who should be explaining this... Where are your parents?

** The fights with Hans and Iago become far more cathartic if the players have Sophie soften them up first. [[TakeThatScrappy Beating up Hans and Iago]]? Cathartic. Beating up Hans and Iago ''stripped to their underpants''? Hilarious. Making them have important conversations with the Avatar while stripped? '''[[UpToEleven Classic.]]'''

* Selena's support chain with [[NiceGuy Benny]] is one funny moment after the other with Selena's competitiveness coming to the forefront. Their S Support, while ''incredibly'' adorable and heartwarming also is incredibly funny due to Selena having the Tsuntsun cranked UpToEleven throughout the whole thing. Even funnier is Benny hanging a lampshade on Selena's tsundereness in it:

'''Hinoka:''' *sigh* Azama, we are currently under attack. Can you try to be serious for two seconds?\\

-->'''Takumi:''' (voice) Ugh, not again.
-->'''Takumi:''' (text) Yep, we're surrounded.

* Female Kana's supports with her mother involve her finding flowers that remind her of her mother. For example, [[MeaningfulName if Sakura is her mother they will be cherry blossoms,]] or if Peri is her mother they will be [[MulticoloredHair blue and pink.]] But if Rhajat is her mother?

-->'''Hana:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who's Yew? Did they join our group recently?]]

-->'''Avatar:''' It's just that, despite your differences, [[NotSoDifferent the two of you are quite similar in some ways]].\\

* While similarly heartwarming that both [[spoiler:Takumi and Leo]] are actually NotSoDifferent in their third route support; [[spoiler:the B Rank support takes a turn of funny. Especially where Leo thinks that the worst that could happen as they talk more is the fact that they would have ended up too alike. Ironically, besides the differences of the culture, they find that they have similar tastes in food and hobbies.]]

** Meanwhile, his C-Support with a male Avatar as the Avatar [[LampshadeHanging point out]] that Hisame's awkwardness around women is NotSoDifferent from Hinata being easily fooled by them. Naturally, Hisame doesn't take this well.

* In My Castle when at a fruit tile, Azama will say this:
-->'''Azama:''' Fruit is [[ThereIsAGod proof that the gods exist and love us]]. [[MoodWhiplash Just kidding!]] [[TheCynic Life is meaningless.]]
* There's also one of his Private Quarters lines:
-->'''Azama:''' Well, that was a spirited discussion! I'm sorry that you're totally wrong about everything.

* Some of the characters' lines when cooking can get... interesting, such as Reina [[ChewingTheScenery yelling]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome I WILL EXTINGUISH YOU!!!]] followed by bashing sounds. Doubly so if it results in a decent meal anyway.

** Even better if [[TheTease he]] follows it up with [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "Eh... I've had better." or "That was good for me!"]] post-battle.

** Even more hilarious, The Avatar can ''still'' invite other units in for face touching while the spouse is present. [[CovertPervert Do they like]] [[Radar/FireEmblem to watch too]]?

'''Percy:''' Oh, gosh, I really am lucky! I get to marry you AND ride a dragon every day![[labelnote:*]]Keep in mind that [[Radar/FireEmblem Corrin can become a dragon]].[[/labelnote]] Can Ace sleep in our room?\\

'''Saizo:''' [[Radar/FireEmblemFates ESPECIALLY then.]]

'''Kagero:''' [[Radar/FireEmblemFates You will be under my protection day and night, with exceptions.]]

** In the A support, Camilla tells Niles the [[TearJerker rather sad]] details of life in Nohr's DeadlyDecadentCourt. He apologizes for misjudging her as "pathetic" in a rather...interesting way.

* This game lets the player have ''any'' of their characters run around mowing down their enemies (or getting wrecked)... in anything from a bikini to their undies (even recruitable mooks and bosses). They can even shred the enemies' clothing [[TheNudifier with the right weapon]] (or if one has [[TheKlutz Sophie]] attack them).

-->'''Paper''': [[RockPaperScissors Supposedly beats rock, but not much else.]]\\
'''Quill Pen''': [[ThePenIsMightier Not actually mightier than the sword.]]\\
'''Broom''': Don't think of this as a broom. It is a spear with a thousand tiny points.\\
'''Rubber Bow''': Someone's idea of a battlefield prank?\\
'''Bamboo Yumi''': Perhaps a final project of a bow-making class?\\
'''{{Frying Pan|OfDoom}}''': Heavy and hard to wield, but cast iron, so you really don't need to clean it.\\
'''[[GrievousBottleyHarm Bottle]]''': Best suited for thirsty warriors.\\
'''Chopstick''': Better on the table than the battlefield.\\
'''Daikon Radish''': Not the best weapon, but delicious when pickled.

--->'''Missiletainn''': Ophelia only. Skill/Res+1. Not a sword.

-->'''First Lancer''': I haven't seen anyone that looks like an enemy commander yet... [[AmusingInjuries Wha—?! Why are you pulling on my cheeks? OW OW OW! Please stop! You'll bruise my gorgeous face!]] Did you think I was an enemy in disguise? [[UndyingLoyalty Never! I'm a Nohrian through and through!]] Are we done here? I feel a little abused.\\
'''Second Lancer''': Still no sign of the enemy commander. I'm afraid. Um, do I have something in my teeth? I suppose I did eat not too long ago... Huh?! You need to inspect my face? Erm. OK. V-very well. that was...strange. If you're finished, I shall return to my post!

-->'''Azama''': Wh-why are you hitting me? This pain...[[PokeThePoodle is it okay for me to return it?]]\\
'''Odin''': [[{{CloudCuckoolander}} We're being invaded! Dark spiders from the otherworld are attacking!]] ...Oh, it's you.[[labelnote:Japanese version]]"Waah! [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Assassins from the darkness!?]] ...ah, it's you. That hurt quite a bit..."[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Niles''': Fuu... so violent, Avatar. [[AllMenArePerverts If you love me, touch me more gently]]...\\
'''Sakura''': HIYAH! ...Oh! You scared me. I'm so sorry! [[SilkHidingSteel I didn't mean to punch you.]]\\
'''Camilla''': Oh, my...Avatar. Isn't that a rough way to wake me? Where did you learn to be like that...?\\
'''Shiro''': [[MinorInjuryOverreaction Uwaah! I'm awake! I'm awake now! You hit me so much, Avatar!]]\\
'''Gunter''': H-hey! No need to be so rough! What, were you afraid I'd passed in my sleep? [[labelnote:Japanese version]]O-oi...! You're waking me too roughly! Since I'm so old, were you worrying that I was no longer alive...?[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Kiragi''': Waah! What a bold way to wake someone up! I woke up after only one hit!\\
'''Asugi''': Y-you! Don't hit me!! [[SkewedPriorities My candy...you'll break all my candy!]]

-->'''Felicia''': Welcome home! Can I get you something? ... Oh! You wanted me instead?\\
'''Setsuna''': Oh... You're back. Let's lock the door and pretend no one's home.\\
'''Silas''': Welcome home. I promise not to keep you up so late this time.

-->'''Hana''': Lord Avatar?! AHHHHH! Get out! Get out ''RIGHT NOW!''\\
'''Shiro''': Wah?! Wh-wh-when did you get here?! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I-I didn't see anything, I swear!]]\\
'''Charlotte''': Hey! Tryin' to sneak a peek, eh? I'll give you more than you bargained for! [[labelnote:Japanese version]]…You?! How dare you see me naked?! GetOut or DIE![[/labelnote]]\\
'''Caeldori''': Avatar?! Y-you didn't see anything, did you? Good! [[labelnote:Japanese Version]]Ah! Avatar!? Do-don't look! [[ACupAngst Just don't look at my chest!]][[/labelnote]]\\
'''Xander''': Avatar?! This is...unexpected. I was, um, just about to leave. Pardon. [[labelnote:Japanese Version]]Avatar… don't tell me... you want to get in together with me…? No, that's…![[/labelnote]]\\
'''Mitama''': Ring the alarm bell / A man intrudes on my bath / He'll regret his crime!

--->'''[[TheTease Niles]]''': Hm. You're more adventurous than I thought. Come on in, if you dare...\\
'''Camilla''': Oh, Avatar! Have you come to bathe with your sister? How wonderful!\\
'''Kagero''': Lord Avatar…?! Is something wrong? Are we under attack?!\\
'''Rhajat''': Hmhm. If you wanted to see what I look like in the bath, you could have asked...\\
'''Dwyer''': My father will be upset if he finds out we did this... Not that I care.\\
'''Soleil''': Heyyy... nice abs, Lord Avatar!\\
'''Flora''': My duties don't extend to bathing with you. If you need something, ask Jakob.

-->'''[[ButtMonkey Setsuna]]''': [[RunningGag I seem to get caught in traps if I have too much time on my hands.]]\\
'''[[CuteClumsyGirl Felicia]]''': Mainly, I clean up after failed housework… *Sigh*…\\
'''[[BoisterousBruiser Odin]]''': I like to invent new spells — and give them names that will terrify our foes.[[labelnote:Japanese version]]I spend time thinking about magic and skills… [[RunningGag so that I’ll be ready when an assassin appears out of the darkness…]]"[[/labelnote]]\\
'''[[LittleRedFightingHood Velouria]]''': [[LikeFatherLikeSon I go on treasure hunts]] or hang out with Daddy. [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Oh! Is that a dust bunny?! Cooool.]] [[labelnote:Japanese version]]For me… I look for treasure. Ah… over there, there’s a wonderful dustball…[[/labelnote]]\\
'''[[SociallyAwkwardHero Nina]]''': Um, I… observe people, [[YaoiFangirl and imagine a lot of things…?]]\\
'''[[{{Narcissist}} Kaden]]''': I like to be nice to people who are nice to me, then brush my fur, then repeat. [[labelnote:Japanese version]]All the time I repay my debts, and groom my fur, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment repay debts, groom my fur…]][[/labelnote]]

-->'''Charlotte''': Stupid animal, kick me will you... Oh, hi, I milked a cow!

-->'''Azama''': Fruit is [[ThereIsAGod proof that the gods exist and love us]]. [[MoodWhiplash Just kidding!]] [[TheCynic Life is meaningless.]]

-->'''Azama''': Well, that was a spirited discussion! I'm sorry that you're totally wrong about everything.

-->'''Saizo''': I'm uh... ({{beat}}) Glad you were born.

-->'''Saizo''': ...Well that seemed completely pointless, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

--->'''Saizo''': If it was anyone else but you, I'd say that was a complete waste of time.

-->'''[[{{Tsundere}} Keaton]]''': My tail is ''not'' wagging for your birthday! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Really!]]

-->'''Asugi''': Where's the birthday cake? Tell me!

--->'''Camilla''': I don't care for the results, I expect every single one of you to leave your dishes empty!

--->'''Mozu''': I'm not going to eat this. I'm going to take it out back and give it a proper burial.\\
'''Kaze''': M-medic! Please, I need help!\\
'''Silas''': S-someone, please...I need water!\\
'''Ryoma''': [[SpitTake *pfft*]] Are you actually trying to poison me?\\
'''Xander''': As a prince, I must maintain my composure, even in the face of something so vile...\\
'''Fuga''': Here lies Fuga. Killed by dinner. Ugh!\\
'''Rhajat''': Can you give me the recipe? I need to poison someone.\\
'''Setsuna''': This is worse that the bait in traps I always fall for. Wait... Is this a trap?\\

'''Izana''': Eww! Well, I know who won't be catering my next party...\\
'''Flora''': This seems familiar... Did Felicia cook this?\\
'''Shigure''': Just one taste takes me far away...to a place where flavors go to die.\\
'''Kagero''': [[DamnedByFaintPraise The flavor is... unique.]]

-->'''[[BadassBookworm Yukimura]]''': [[http://prepareforfeels.tumblr.com/post/140419494788 Oh, Lady Mikoto... I wish you'd lived to educate your [son/daughter] on gift etiquette...]]\\
'''Azama''': [[http://prepareforfeels.tumblr.com/post/140300067748/i-keep-giving-people-the-bath-towel-and-i-think-i You picked this out for me? Bwahaha! Hold on, I'll model it for you.]]\\
'''Soleil''': [[http://whiterosetea.tumblr.com/post/140740399196/gave-her-a-bath-towel-her-reaction-is-justi-love No. NO!]] [[CutenessProximity This is too cute!]] [[InnocentFanserviceGirl I'm gonna put it on right now!]] [[InnocentFanserviceGirl Wait, where are you going?!]]\\
'''[[TheTease Camilla]]''': Oh, what a naughty gift coming from you, ''Avatar''. I like it.\\
'''[[TheTease Niles]]''': Ooh, kinky. Shall I go put it on right now?\\
'''Shigure''': How inspiring! I need to model this in a self-portrait immediately!\\
'''Xander''': ''Avatar''.... We need to talk about what constitutes as an appropriate gift.\\
'''Fuga''': I'm far too old to wear something like this!\\
'''Elise''': What is THIS?! You're such a meanie! This is SO, not funny, jerkface!\\
'''Kaden''': Sorry, but... I'm too beautiful for something this tacky. It's a little awkward now...\\
'''Sophie''': Huh? This is for me? Um... are you sure it's not for Avel?\\
'''Anna''': How did... Who are your suppliers?! I've been trying to get one of these for months!\\
'''Nina''': [[SharedFamilyQuirks You know just what I like, Avatar.]] Thank you!\\
'''Beruka''': You're giving me this? Don't want to live very long, do you?

-->'''Avatar''': It's just that, despite your differences, [[NotSoDifferent the two of you are quite similar in some ways]].\\
'''Xander''': Avatar! There's no need to insult me like that! I could not be anything like this sorry excuse of a prince.\\
'''Ryoma''': For once, I agree with Prince Xander. To start, I'm far more attractive.\\
'''Xander''': Beg pardon?!

--->'''Elise''': Yaaay! I got to befriend TWO Izanas! That's a whole lotta Izana! KEEHEEHEE!\\
'''Leo, Camilla, Xander, and presumably everyone else''': [[{{Beat}} .....]]

--->'''Setsuna''': Oops.\\
'''Azama''': Setsuna? Have you shrunk about oh, a foot or so in the last minute?\\
'''Setsuna''': No. I'm actually sinking in some quicksand.\\
'''Azama''': Mmm? Quicksand at this latitude? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint How fascinating!]]\\
'''Setsuna''': (deadpan) Am I going to die now?\\
'''Azama''': Physically...yes, probably, But your spirit will live on in our memories...\\
'''Hinoka''': Azama! Why aren't you doing anything to help her? And Setsuna... Why are you so calm? Is this some sort of joke? Gah! I guess I'll have to save you.\\
'''Setsuna''': Ah. Thank you, milady.\\
'''Azama''': My, my. Lady Hinoka the Hero.\\
'''Hinoka''': *sigh* Azama, we are currently under attack. Can you try to be serious for two seconds?\\
'''Azama''': Of course, milady! Although, I am currently without any battle implements, so... I'm afraid I'm at the mercy of your protection.\\
'''Setsuna''': [[RunningGag I think I'm stuck in the quicksand again...]]\\
'''Hinoka''': Gods. I knew I couldn't rely on the two of you, but this is worse than I imagined!

-->'''Zola''': [[{{Irony}} Fire the ice bomb!]] ...[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Hehe, that was a good one]], ''[[DontExplainTheJoke "fire]]'' [[DontExplainTheJoke the ice bomb"]].

-->'''Silas''': Hmm, Laslow, did you daughter just ask that girl out to gaze at the stars?\\
'''Laslow''': Why, yes! She's got good taste. In women as well as men — got a problem with that?\\
'''Silas''': No, of course not.\\
'''Soleil''': Wahoo! She said yes, Father! See, I always told you — be honest with women. It's not a game. Just wear your heart on your sleeve. On BOTH your sleeves!\\
'''Laslow''': Soleil...I guess I can look forward to more of these dating tips, eh?\\
'''Soleil''': I don't imagine we'll have much time for these little father-daughter chats. But you can always rely on me!\\
'''Laslow''': It's true. We're at war. But I'll always have time for you, Soleil.\\
'''Silas''': What a breath of fresh air. How'd someone like [[ChivalrousPervert YOU]] end up with a great daughter?\\
'''Laslow''': [[LuminescentBlush What do you mean, ME?]] But, yes. I suppose I am fortunate to have such a delight as Soleil in my life!

-->'''Old Man''': Hmm, all this fighting is over books you want to use as weapons? I bet you'd like me to give you a weapon... to help end this fighting over weapons. Enjoy your vicious cycle.\\

-->'''Azura''': And I'm supposed to be the melancholy one.

-->'''Elise''': Hm? What do you mean...Father? You mistake us for someone else. I mean, unless — HA! Unless my brother here has been hiding a second child!\\
'''Leo''': Don't be crass, Elise.\\
'''Forrest''': Father? What does she mean? Has the cat got your tongue? Hmm. I'll introduce myself then. Delighted to make your acquaintance, Aunt Elise. I'm Forrest.\\
'''Elise''': What?! You're Leo's son?\\
'''Forrest''': Of course. The one and only.\\
'''Elise''': [[{{Squee}} Oh, wow! You're...you're... You're better than I could have ever imagined! And your sense of style is...is... It's exquisite!]]

-->'''Leo''': [[NotSoAboveItAll DAMN IT]].

-->'''Garon''': ''(with a smug grin on his face)'' [[DamnedByFaintPraise For someone who spent much of his/her life as a pampered shut-in...You've achieved something approaching competence.]]\\
'''Avatar''': [[SarcasmMode Gee, thanks for the compliment]].

-->'''Kaden''': My love is as pretty as a diamond and twice as eternal. Even if you get sick of me, I'll always love you. I mean it...always and forever.\\
'''Effie''': Nothing is stronger than my love for you... except my biceps.\\
'''Arthur''': Your love is as sweet as the sweet, sweet smell of justice! I love you more than anything. But don't tell justice I said so.\\
'''Odin''': The stars shall go dark before my devotion to you fades. Uhh, I mean... I love you.\\
'''Sophie''': I love you! I'm sure you, me, and our children will make a perfect family. Oh, and Avel too, of course.\\
'''Asugi''': You're sweeter than sweets my sweet! Let's celebrate our delicious love with a giant wedding cake! (whispers) I'm serious... biggest... cake... ever!\\
'''Hisame''': Our love is stronger than the world's most pungent pickle. Won't you dive into the brine with me?\\
'''Percy''': Oh, gosh, I really am lucky! I get to marry you AND ride a dragon every day![[labelnote:*]]Keep in mind that [[Radar/FireEmblem Corrin can become a dragon]].[[/labelnote]] Can Ace sleep in our room?\\
'''Charlotte''': I love you, darling. I've always dreamt of this moment! I did think there would be more golden things around, though...\\
'''Anna''': Being with you makes me feel like nice things will keep happening. [[MoneyFetish Is it OK that I still love money a little more than you?]]\\
'''Scarlet''': I love you and I'll spend the rest of my life with you...[[MoodWhiplash even if your proposal was pretty weak.]]

--->'''Effie''': Certainly, milord. Just as Arthur was getting into his battle stance, a bee flew up his nose! Flailing about in confusion, he stumbled across a tree root and lost his balance. We were, unfortunately, positioned near the top of a particularly steep ravine...\\
'''Xander''': Ah, no need to continue. [[HumiliationConga I can guess what happened next.]]\\
'''Effie''': So...you don't want to hear about the part where he was struck by lightning?

--->'''Effie''': [[SerialEscalation Firstly, when setting up weapons, he was hit from behind by the weapons wagon. When he fell, there was a snake, and he jumped out of the way just before it bit him, and hit into a tree which then dropped a beehive….he was running away from the large cloud of bees, and was struck by excrement from a flying dragon, and last but not least he was hit by lightning.]] [[EpicFail He was defeated]] [[WinsByDoingAbsolutelyNothing although I didn't do anything.]]

--->'''Nyx''': I can see how you can mistake those long tails of her for baguettes.

-->'''Hana''': OK then. If you're perfect, [[TheKlutz why is it that you fell off your mount]] when we first met? You did it right in front of me and Lady Sakura–it was actually pretty hilarious. I didn't know it was possible to fly that far from a stationary horse.\\
'''[[NotSoAboveItAll Subaki]]''': *sigh* Why is it that you always bring this up? Can't you just let it rest...\\

--->'''Sakura''': How could I forget your arrival at the castle? You were so splendid! ...And then you fell off your pegasus...right in front of Hana and me? It was endearing.

--->'''Charlotte''': Excuse me?

--->'''Oboro''': It's fine. Just as long as you keep the innuendo to a minimum, OK?\\
'''Niles''': Sure, no problem. [[AccidentalInnuendo It'd bring me all kinds of pleasure]]!\\
'''Oboro''': NILES.\\
'''Niles''': W-was I doing it again?! Sorry!\\
'''Oboro''': Heh heh. It's OK. I'll forgive the slipup just this once.

'''Keaton''': What? No! And I wasn't trying to cheer you up, either.\\
'''Selena''': Thanks, Keaton. ...I mean, don't take it too seriously. I'm just being polite. But yeah, I said thanks. I appreciate your trying to cheer me up.\\
'''Keaton''': I didn't come here for your gratitude! I only came because it's boring to be around you when you're moping! So hurry up and get better, for my sake! I want to have fun again.\\
'''Selena''': HEY! I'll get better in my own time, regardless of what YOU want! Anyway, I'm completely fine now! So stop worrying about me so much!\\
'''Keaton''': Well, fine. Then I guess I don't need to give you this present anymore. Even though I came all this way just to give it to you!

-->'''Jakob''': *sigh* You're a strong woman. Do you disagree?\\
'''Selena''': No! I am! I am a strong woman! I'm so strong I can't lose to anyone at anything!\\
'''Jakob''': Exactly! Your feats on the battlefield are a sight to behold. Your strength, your speed, your dexterity— all are legendary within the ranks.\\
'''Selena''': R-really?\\
'''Jakob''': Yes. That's why I believed you didn't need my help the other day. I knew you had the strength in you to carry them all on your own.\\
'''Selena''': I-I guess... Wait! No! That's crap! You just left because you're a lazy, inconsiderate dastard!\\
'''Jakob''': Heh. You saw right through me, didn't you? And I was so close...\\
'''Selena''': I was about to thank you, you farrow- gobbling figsnort!\\
'''Jakob''': Yes, yes, get it out of your system. I did mean it, however. About your being strong.\\
'''Selena''': Hmph! Like I believe that! Although that IS very nice of you to say...

--->'''Selena''': Sure. What have I suddenly become the best at?\\
'''Jakob''': At being loved by me.\\
'''Selena''': ... Oh my gods, I'm in love with an idiot.\\
'''Jakob''': I knew it! You feel the same way! Selena, my darling, marry me!

-->'''Felicia''': A ring?!\\
'''Keaton''': Felicia, will you marry me? \\
'''Felicia''': ...\\
'''Keaton''': What did you do that for?! You could have just said no! \\
'''Felicia''': I'm so sorry! I was just so surprised, I accidentally threw it! I didn't even know that could happen! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! What should we do?\\
'''Keaton''': So surprised, you chucked it 50 yards out?! Agh. Oh well. Nothing to be done about it. So, um, back to the matter at paw. Will you marry me?

--->'''Felicia''': Yes. Now, if you will excuse me... I have jewelry to collect.

-->'''Soleil''': Heh...heeheehee...I'm in your body... It's too cute! This is too amazing!

-->'''Azama''': The first time, you felled a tree so large that the impact made me fall on my face. The second time, you startled some bees that proceeded to attack me. And the last time was the worst of all... You tossed your scabbard carelessly and struck me in the eye! [[labelnote: Japanese Version]]The first time, you sliced the tree from its base so that when it collided with the earth I could feel the vibrations through my feet and was close to nearly falling in the mud. The second time, you let out a yell of surprise, so I was attacked by a flock of escaping bats. The third time, you had rushed on ahead with your katana, already drawing it from its sheath...[[/labelnote]]

--->'''Niles''': I'm ashamed of myself. [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Allow me to apologize to you in the nude]].\\
'''Camilla''': There's no need for that.\\
'''Niles''': No, my words were unforgivable. [[ComicalOverreacting Please, strip me and drag me around camp as penance.]]

--->'''Niles''': I'm so ashamed. You must beat me! Here, I deserve to be punished.\\
'''Camilla''': I'm not going to beat you!\\
'''Niles''': Please, strike me across the face. I'll wait.

-->'''Niles''': To put it another way... I want to tie myself to you.[[labelnote:Japanese Version]]To be clearer, I want to tie you down.[[/labelnote]]\\
'''Charlotte''': I appreciate the offer, but that really isn't my thing, Niles.[[labelnote:Japanese Version]][[ComicallyMissingThePoint Sorry, but I'm not into that.]][[/labelnote]]\\
'''Niles''': What...? Oh, no. Heh. For once in my life, that isn't what I meant.

-->'''Effie''': [[AfterActionPatchUp You will always be here to rush in and heal me, right]]?\\
'''Azama''': [[OhCrap Well, I...]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't RUSHING]]! [[BlatantLies Just briskly walking]]\\
'''Effie''': Heh. If you say so, Azama.

--->'''Selena''': I would normally never believe you actually have power like that, but... Hmm. In both dreams, everybody loved you and thought you were the coolest guy ever. And in the harvest-festival dream, you were voted ruler of the entire world.\\
'''Odin''': Ah, such sweet words. If only I could have seen these things myself.\\
'''Selena''': It was so ridiculous and impossible, I should have known.\\
'''Odin''': Hey!\\
'''Selena''': Anyway, I guess I'll forgive you for creeping in my room. You were only trying to help. But if you ever change my dreams without my permission again, I will END you. Understand? And if I do give you permission, you're not allowed to make yourself seem cooler.\\
'''Odin''': *sigh* But that was the fun part...

-->'''Avatar''': She said, "That sorrowful look on Kaze's gorgeous face is waaay too dreamy!"

-->'''Odin''': By all the darkness there is-- All the grimness ever conceived-- By every speck of doom that has ever lodged in the white of Odin's eye-- I declare this a work of genius!\\
'''Kagero''': What?\\
'''Odin''': Your silkwyrm painting is brilliant. And you too, BRILLIANT. I need to borrow this.\\
'''Kagero''': [[SuddenlyShouting Hey, give that back!]]

--> '''Takumi''': I'm gonna farm circles around you, Mozu.

--->'''Hinoka''': Maybe, but I'm definitely not as serious as you are, Brother!\\
'''Ryoma''': We aren't actually going to compete over this, are we?

-->'''Azama''': Tell me step-by-step how you came up with this alarmingly delicious meal.\\
'''Setsuna''': Normally, I'd try to figure out which flavors I wanted to stand out the most. Or how I could combine plates to please every unique palate.\\
'''Azama''': But that would require a lot of thinking. How bizarre.\\
'''Setsuna''': After you made your request yesterday, I realized that I had to change up my process. For once, I wasn't going to think so much. I wanted to be in a serene mindset. Link monks when they meditate. After a while, I reached a zen state. It was like I'd achieved nirvana...\\
'''Azama''': Okay, LetMeGetThisStraight. You worked hard to think EVEN LESS than usual. And decided it was a good idea to cook that way for everyone here. Is that right?\\
'''Setsuna''': [[AchievementsInIgnorance Yes, exactly. That's how I made the meal]].\\
'''Azama''': [[DeadpanSnarker To think that my sarcastic remark brought about a culinary miracle. Amazing.]]

--->'''Azama''': [[LampshadeHanging Sometimes I feel like I might get on other people's nerves]].\\
'''Setsuna''': I can't imagine why...

-->'''Odin''': Typically, I ply her with stories and lore on the outer darkness and the void of being. Just yesterday I regaled her with my tale behind The Pose of Eternal Undoing. Followed, of course, by that of the magician who was corrupted by a demon. Which naturally led to a discussion of the finer points of the Incarnadine Arts and their merits relative to the...um...the Super Jet-Black Onyx school of...magickry.

--->'''Kana''': And that makes her happy? \\
'''Odin''': Why, of course! What being would not be enthralled by such fantastic tales? Does not the mention of the Uliginous Autochthons give you spine chills? So it is with milady! She always smiles a special smile when I tell her my tales...\\
'''Kana''': (portrait features his upset face) Oh...r-really now?\\
'''Odin''': [[SuddenlyShouting MY GODS! THAT'S IT!]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint THAT'S THE SMILE!]] You are truly your mother's son, my child!

--->'''Jakob''': I can think of many things, but you lack the training required. The art of the manservant is a sacred one, requiring years of dedication and service! Without both, I would not be the icon of immaculate professionalism you see now. Only through this training did I become capable of tending to her every need. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking It also taught me how to make a killer cup of joe.]]

-->'''Ryoma''': Wonderful. Camilla, for the good of both of our kingdoms... And for the glory of everlasting love, and the honor of holding your hand... I vow complete and undying dedication, along with—\\
'''Camilla''': Oh, just remove that chin armor and kiss me, you fool!

-->'''Peri''': I just wanna kill all the bad guys. T-to make a better world for you to grow up in, I mean!

-->'''Rinkah''': HEY! YOU GET BACK HERE!

-->'''Caeldori''': Yes. You have many wonderful qualities, but the one I admire most is your compassion... So...I want you to teach me...about love.\\
'''Avatar''': [[{{Adorkable}} Agh—um—er—you—what?!]]

-->'''Silas''': [[RunningGag You fell into a pit AGAIN?!]]\\
'''Setsuna''': Yeah...get used to it. You're gonna have to deal with this a lot if we get married...

-->'''Saizo''': All you need to know is that I'm always watching you. [[ParanoiaFuel Always.]]\\
'''Avatar''': Even when-\\
'''Saizo''': [[Radar/FireEmblemFates ESPECIALLY then.]]

-->'''Odin''': Well, Nyx, I've been thinking about a child.\\
'''Nyx''': A child? What child?\\
'''Odin''': The child that will be born to us.\\
'''Nyx''': What? Make sense!\\
'''Odin''': A child who might inherit your calamitous might, as well as my own sacred blood... We will continue to exist in our child, like a bridge connecting us to the future... That's what I was thinking of. Deep, right?\\
'''Nyx''': ... In other words... This is your roundabout way of proposing to me?\\
'''Odin''': W-well...you could take it like that...

-->'''Azama''': I'm going to make you wake up earlier. And stay up. Every day. Forever.\\
'''Mitama''': Y-you villain! Not that! Anything but that! Indulging in daytime naps is the highest pleasure mortals can attain! My cruel, cruel, father. / My cruel, cruel, cruel, cruel father. / He rules; I suffer.\\
'''Azama''': Hahaha! Quite the performance! Perhaps I could get used to this whole villain thing...\\
'''Mitama''': *sob*

-->'''Kaden''': Orochi... I would curl up on your lap, nuzzle your arm, and purr. If only you'd have me.\\
'''Orochi''': I would, honestly. But I suspect you're just having a little fun right now...\\
'''Kaden''': A little fun? I want to have a lotta fun! Like a cat - Making you happy!\\
'''Orochi''': You're being serious, aren't you?\\
'''Kaden''': Absolutely. You and I, Orochi. Purr-fect, isn't it!\\
'''Orochi''': Are you professing your love, or just finding excuses to make puns?\\
'''Kaden''': Uh, both! So, whaddya think? Would it be such a cat-astrophe to love me?\\
'''Orochi''': Sheesh. Yes, if you keep up with these awful puns. Besides, what sort of fox meows and purrs? But you do make me laugh, you naughty tomcat. So you vow to love Orochi? This isn't some jest?\\
'''Kaden''': I will always love you, starting... meow.

-->'''Kagero''': You will be under my protection day and night, without fail.\\
'''Avatar''': Ok, well... [[PottyEmergency I really need to go to the bathroom...]]\\
'''Kagero''': [[Radar/FireEmblemFates You will be under my protection day and night, with exceptions.]]

-->'''Siegbert''': I'm sure I'll still find things to be worried about... But that's also a necessary waypoint on the path to growing stronger... For now, I think I'll puff out my chest and brood a little, like Father.

-->'''Avatar''': So soon? Feeling a bit rusty, are we?\\
'''Sakura''': Hee hee... Don't tell me you need a reminder about the pressure points.\\
'''Azura''': Heehee, another? Have you already forgotten where those pressure points are?\\
'''Hinoka''': Heh... Do I look that bad?\\
'''Selena''': Hmm... You're not buttering me up for something, are you?\\
'''Peri''': Ooh, are you practicing to become a professional masseur?\\
'''Charlotte''': If I weren't your mother, I would swear you were coming on to me.

-->'''Selena''': Hey there, baaaby.\\
'''Laslow''': S-Selena? What are you doing?\\
'''Selena''': Mmm-hmm. Momma thinks you'll do juuust fine. Let me feel those arms! Woo! Shivers! A big hunk like you is just what the healer ordered.\\
'''Laslow''': Stop it, Selena... Please... No! Stop! Don't come any closer!\\
'''Selena''': Aw, you're adorable when you're embarrassed, Lazzy. Me likey. Come on now, let's go get some tea baby. I promise it'll be...hot.\\
'''Laslow''': P-please...no...more... You're making me very uncomfortable, Selena! \\
'''Selena''': Oh, really? Never stops you, does it, you lunk? Gods, I can't believe I just did that. I wanted to throw chunks.\\
'''Laslow''': [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat Ah...is it really that bad when I flirt?]] I never meant to make anyone feel like that...

--->'''Selena''': Oh. Right. I guess it's my turn. I mean, we've known each other so long... Do I really need to say it?\\
'''Laslow''': Yes. You do.\\
'''Selena''': Come on! Don't be cruel. You know how I feel.\\
'''Laslow''': Haha, so then say it already!\\
'''Selena''': ... OK. Um...look, Laslow. I really like you. A lot.\\
'''Laslow''': Mhm... That's a start, though this might be a longer engagement than I anticipated.\\
'''Selena''': Ugh, fine. Look, I love you! I love you, Laslow...\\
'''Laslow''': Splendid! And will you share your life with me?\\
'''Selena''': Yes! But if you mess this up, I will end you. Understand?\\
'''Laslow''': Understood. I am yours forever, my love.\\
'''Selena''': So...you know this means you can't be with anyone else, right?\\
'''Laslow''': ...\\

'''Selena''': Laslow? Oh.\\
'''Laslow''': Just kidding! Of course I know that! I promise to devote myself to your happiness from here on out.\\
'''Selena''': You better! Oh, and I'll do the same.

-->'''Silas''': Fantastic! This is the best day of my life! I can't wait to go tell Avatar!\\
'''Camilla''': What?! Why do you get to tell him/her? I'm his/her sister!\\
'''Silas''': But he's/she's my best friend!\\
'''Camilla''': Well, then, forget it. Engagement off!\\
'''Silas''': Augh!\\
'''Camilla''': Oh, I'm just teasing. But I WILL be the one to break the news, got it?\\
'''Silas''': Very well. Be my guest. Either way, I'll still be the happiest guy in the world!

-->'''Nyx''': I cast a spell. You'll find your vocabulary more tolerably limited now.\\
'''Niles''': [[TemptingFate Hah. Good bluff, little girl. But I don't feel any different than I did a few moments ago.]] Do you know what happens to naughty little children who lie? They get [[CensoredForComedy ------- ---- ----------]].

--->'''Nyx''': But...were you being truthful when you swore to curtail your vile tongue near me?\\
'''Niles''': Yeah. Like I said, it's against my policy. I'd never be that crude to someone I loved.\\
'''Nyx''': Were we to wed...perhaps you could relax that policy of yours?\\
'''Niles''': Huh?\\
'''Nyx''': [[NotSoAboveItAll When I think of you employing that gutter mouth of yours against others... My skin burns, as if with jealousy. I demand no less treatment from my soon-to-be husband.]]\\
'''Niles''': Oho...so that's how it's going to be. You're not leaving me much choice, huh? Fair enough. If it's dirty talk you want, my heart is your landfill, "little girl."

-->'''Avatar''': Y'know, it's funny. I've actually grown somewhat fond of being belittled—\\
'''Selena''': Then marry me.\\
'''Avatar''': What?!\\
'''Selena''': You heard me. Grow up and marry me, Avatar! Or are you a scared little baby? Waaah! Waaah!\\
'''Avatar''': I...no. Wait. What?!\\
'''[[LuminescentBlush Selena]]''': [[{{Tsundere}} Look. I've got important things to do. I can't just sit around waiting for a proposal. So are you gonna marry me or what? Most people would kill for this opportunity, just so you know.]]\\
'''Avatar''': Against all better judgment...I will. I will marry you, Selena!\\
'''Selena''': Well, good! And you better make me the happiest woman in the world while you're at it!\\
'''Avatar''': Does this count as the start of our honeymoon?

-->'''Benny''': Hmm. Selena...you're pretty weird.\\
'''Selena''': Where do you get off calling me "weird" out of the blue?! Talk about rude! I challenge you to name one weird thing about me! Go on—try it!\\
'''Benny''': Well, um. You're selfish and brash. That's two. You're harsh to people. That's three... And you're arrogant—four...\\
'''Selena''': None of that is "weird." You're just being insulting! Why, I oughtta—\\
'''Benny''': But behind it all, you're really sweet. That's the weirdest thing.\\
'''Selena''': ...Am I?\\
'''Benny''': Yeah. You're sweet.\\
'''Selena''': Hmph. I get a good head of steam going, and then you spring that on me. What's a girl to say?\\
'''Benny''': It's that sweetness that, um...attracts me...\\
'''Selena''': Huh? Speak up, Benny! Gods, it's like pulling teeth, getting you to say anything.\\
'''Benny''': OK. *ahem* Selena...will you marry me?\\
'''Selena''': What?! That's what you were mumbling about? You want me to marry you? Not five minutes ago, you were telling me how rude and arrogant and brash I was!\\
'''Benny''': S-sorry...I guess that's a no.\\
'''Selena''': I never said that! Don't put words in my mouth! You caught me off guard, that's all. I need time to vent before I give you an answer!\\
'''Benny''': That's true. It's OK if you want to wait until some other day to answer...\\
'''Selena''': I didn't say I needed THAT long! You and your assumptions! Geez!\\
'''Benny''': You're sure...? If you need more time, I don't—-\\
'''Selena''': If I say I'm sure, then I'm sure! Why does no one listen to me?! I know how I feel without having to think about it! It's completely obvious!\\
'''Benny''': I'm confused now.\\
'''Selena''': UGGGH! Pay attention, Benny! I'm telling you I like you too!\\
'''Benny''': [[LampshadeHanging ...Were you? That's not what I was getting out of that...]]\\
'''Selena''': Now you're telling me I'm lying?! About MY OWN FEELINGS for you?!\\
'''Benny''': No! I-I just thought...you wouldn't feel that way about me...\\
'''Selena''': Boy, were YOU wrong! I love you! Probably WAY more than you love me! I can't BELIEVE I even have to say this!\\
'''Benny''': Heh...\\
'''Selena''': I hope you're up to the job of loving me. It's a big deal! Not everyone can do it!\\
'''Benny''': Leave it to me... I think I can make you happy.\\
'''Selena''': Good. I'm not asking a lot, you know! Just a little happiness with you...

-->'''Benny''': Hi.
-->'''Ignatius''': Hm? Hi.
-->'''Benny''': So.
-->'''Ignatius''': So...?
-->'''Benny''': I mean...
-->'''Ignatius''': Yeah?
-->'''Benny''': ...How're things?
-->'''Ignatius''': Oh... I'm fine.
-->'''Benny''': Good.
-->'''Ignatius''': Yeah.
-->'''Benny''': ...Nothing bothering you?
-->'''Ignatius''': Well...
-->'''Benny''': Yeah?
-->'''Ignatius''': If I had to pick something... It'd be that I never know what to say to you when it's just us two.
-->'''Benny''': Oh. Right. Same.
-->'''Ignatius''': Yeah...
-->'''Benny''': ...So everything's OK?
-->'''Ignatius''': It's fine. I'm fine.

-->'''Ignatius''': Are you... hunting something?
-->'''Soleil''': [[StalkerWithACrush You could say that. Heehee]]!
-->'''Ignatius''': Wait a second. ''Are you hunting those girls down there''? What exactly do you have in mind?
-->'''Soleil''': Nothing! ({{Beat}}) ...OK, fine, I was going to sneak up on one of them and pinch her as hard as I can. Is that so wrong?
-->'''Ignatius''': [[BrutalHonesty Yes. Yes, I believe that is wrong]].

-->'''Selena''': I don't think I'd give compliments to someone as ''inattentive'' as you.
-->'''Setsuna''': I'm ''[[{{Malaproper}} inventive]]''... Thank you for the compliment...
-->'''Selena''': That's not... *sigh* Really, I'm not even surprised anymore.

-->'''Saizo''': And what grave offense have I committed now?
-->'''Orochi''': Just being yourself.
-->'''Saizo''': So I've been offending you all my life?
-->'''Orochi''': Pretty much. You've always had a bad attitude.
-->'''Saizo''': ME? Looked in the mirror lately?
-->'''Orochi''': You see? That's just what I mean. You're prickly, stuffy, arrogant...
-->'''Saizo''': Please, continue. I don't have better things to do.
-->'''Orochi''': How can you not care what people are saying about you? Women in particular!
-->'''Saizo''': Oh, now you've got my ear.
-->'''Orochi''': We're all on the same side, Saizo. Yet you seem to despise nearly everyone. I've heard the women of our group say how you and Kaze are like night and day!
-->'''Saizo''': This is getting better by the second. Do women do nothing but gossip? Maybe I am like night. Or a dark cloud. Perhaps a bad dream. I don't care.

-->'''Orochi''': Well, well, well... If it's not my prickly, stuffy, arrogant friend!
-->'''Saizo''': Back to attack me with your sloppy grasp on synonyms, I see.
-->'''Orochi''': We're going to have it out. Right now. You're not getting away this time.
-->'''Saizo''': Go ahead. I'm sure that your time is better spent here with me than practicing battle maneuvers.
-->'''Orochi''': You really don't care that you speak viciously to everyone?
-->'''Saizo''': I say what I say. Now, are we done?

'''Felicia''': ...No.\\

--> '''Forrest''': Well, this has certainly been an [[BlatantLies interesting morning]]. I almost drowned in the river trying to catch those fish. Then I fell out of three different trees, each taller than the last. THEN I tore my favorite pair of stockings on those blasted thorn bushes. And to top it all off [[ShoutOut I was attacked by a horde of insane of blood-hungry chickens]]. Where did they even come from?! There aren't any farms around here! And NOW you want me to climb this cliff? I'm beginning to doubt whether I should have ever even agreed to come with you.
--> '''Kiragi''': Well, to be fair, [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda you did hit one of those chickens first. A few times.]]

-->'''Shiro''': Oh, nothing. Just saying good-bye to all my leisure time for the foreseeable future.\\
'''Caeldori''': Oh, nothing. Just trying to figure out when I'll find time for my usual drills. I suppose I don't really need sleep on Mondays... Anyways, let's go.\\
'''Forrest''': Oh, nothing. Just saying good-bye to all my tailoring projects for the next few months...\\
'''Velouria''': Oh, nothing. [[BrutalHonesty Just imagining how terrible that sounds.]]\\
'''Asugi''': Oh, nothing. Just trying to figure out if I can carry my candy vault on patrol...\\
'''Ophelia''': Oh, nothing. I'm just...relishing the thought of spending every day ranging the country for foes! Yup, just can't wait to go on patrol! Every...single...day.

-->'''Kiragi''': Y-you cursed me?!
-->'''Rhajat''': Yes, of course. Is something wrong?
-->'''Kiragi''': No way! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'm just so happy you felt that strongly about me! Plus it gives us an excuse to go gather even more ingredients!]] This'll be great!

-->'''Nina''': Huh? What about me? Er...your questions don't have to do with my...ah...[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow people-watching stuff]], do they? Oh, man, I am not the one who should be explaining this... Where are your parents?

-->'''Elise''': Besides, I don't think it's your dance moves that the girls hate. [[InnocentlyInsensitive It's probably]] [[BrutalHonesty just your personality!]]

-->'''Peri''': *sniffle* Thanks, Kaden. Now...end it.
-->'''Kaden''': What? You mean kill it? Why?! He's not bothering anybody...
-->'''Peri''': He's bothering ME! NOW KILL THE DASTARD.

-->'''Mitama''': My ruse discovered / I have no choice but to go / It was worth a shot. [[RunningGag Perhaps I should have tried a pitfall trap...]]

--> '''Orochi''': Moldy onions, Mitama!

-->'''Rhajat''': Ooh. Flowers that shade of black are extremely rare, and prized for their beauty. They represent death, destruction, despair, and many other terrible d-words. They say that none who gaze upon this flower will ever know joy again.\\
'''Kana''': I love them! [[StealthInsult They reminded me of you, Mama!]]\\
'''Rhajat''': ...

-->'''Avatar:''': We've been rai— Did you just call me "Boss"? That's not as...imaginative as your other nicknames.\\
'''Asugi''': I know, I know. [[CallBack I WAS thinking "Bubbles,"]] but something about it just didn't sit right. I've been having trouble coming up with good nicknames these days...

-->'''Rinkah''': To be independent means one does not rely too much on others. But for the Flame Tribe, it means much more. We are committed to walking our own path, despite what others say or do. We do not compromise, we do not beg for aid, and we do not sell our loyalty.\\
'''Keaton''': Uh-huh...\\
'''Rinkah''': It's as I thought, isn't it? You don't understand.\\
'''Keaton''': What?! Of course I do! There's nothing complicated about that! It just means you like being alone, right?\\
'''Rinkah''': Alone? You dare boil it down so simply?\\
'''Keaton''': Oh, did I get it wrong?\\
'''Rinkah''': You make it sound like we're sullen little children who don't want to share toys! It's about principles and honor and dignity!

-->'''Caeldori''': Oh, it's fine, Mother, I... Oh, she's gone.

-->'''Odin''': ... Well, it... Look, I was asleep, OK?

--->'''Kana''': Wait! I can tell when someone's treating me like a child! You'd better start treating me like an adult or...or...ELSE!\\
'''Velouria''': I wasn't. You said you weren't a child. And you're not. Clearly. Just like you're not having a temper tantrum now. Can I leave?\\
'''Kana''': Yes. Of course. You're an adult. You can do what you like.

-->'''Kana''': Hehehe, Sophie, look! He's letting me pet him! Aren't you, boy? See? He's so friendly!\\
'''Sophie''': N-no way! That's impossible!

-->'''Kana''': ...Wait. Are you fond of Mama?
-->'''Rhajat''': Fond? Fond isn't even a drop in the bucket of it. I watch her like a goddess walking among us. Her prowess in battle! Her grace under pressure! She is perfection personified!
-->'''Kana''': Mama makes me brush my teeth.

-->'''Kana''': You just don't like playing with your mama! You must be one of those awful things I've heard about! You're a... a... TEENAGER!
-->'''Shigure''': Yes, I'm of a teen year. But a teenager? I just don't think of myself that way.
-->'''Kana''': You are! You're a teenager! That's worse than having cooties! Run away! RUN AWAY! ''[leaves]''
-->'''Shigure''': What the—?

--> '''Peri''': Does this mean you don't love me back? But I thought Oh no no. No no NO!(Crying) WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
--> '''Kaden''':Now hold your horses! I didn't say that I don't love you! I just didn't say I don't love you! Er wait..
--> '''Peri''': S-so you do? Does that mean you'll marry me? Oh I'm so glad! I thought I was going to have to take your heart myself!
--> '''Kaden''': Take my heart?
--> '''Peri''': Yeah! If you weren't going to give to me how else was I gonna get it? I even had my knife ready to cut it out. But I'm so glad we're getting married instead!
--> '''Kaden''': ... M-me to my love

--> '''Hinoka''': Great! Now, hand over those needles. I'm feeling stabby!\\
'''Camilla''': It's "sewing," remember? Not swordplay.

-->'''Jakob''': What the hell is your problem, you son of a bitch?\\
'''Frederick''': ... What is it? It's rude to walk up to others and suddenly call them sons of bitches.

--->'''Jakob''': For my master's sake, I wake up early every morning to inspect the equipment, polishing each one until they shine brighter than they did when first bought!\\
'''Frederick''': [[SerialEscalation If my master wishes to eat fish, I would cross three mountains to obtain it for him, and if he is about to let out even the slightest sneeze, I offer him my own handmade scarves!]]

--->'''Azama''': And return from paradise bearing gifts for your most loyal servants.\\
'''Setsuna''': Wow. Neat. Get me a pineapple.\\
'''Hinoka''': Huh? Is that what you two are REALLY after?!

--->'''Takumi''': Now, here's the plan. We lose. First round--we drop our weapons.\\
'''Oboro and Hinata''': [[VisibleSilence ...]]\\
'''Takumi''': What?! Do I detect something other than total obedience?

---->'''Saizo''': I vow as the fifth in a line of Saizos to secure your place in the sun.\\
'''Kagero''': I am prepared! I will lay down my life to ensure you lie on a beach blanket.

--->'''Scarlet''': [[MediumAwareness If this is secretly an exercise to get us to pair]] [[{{Shipping}} into romantic couples... it's working!]]

--->'''Soleil''': The cute screams of girls in distress... The adorable way they quiver in fear... This is bliss. Or it would be if a certain monster weren't spoiling my view!

--->'''Keaton''': I can't tell what I like more, all the mud or all the bones. If this is what tests of courage are like, we should have one every day!

--->'''Charlotte''': A zombie! Who can save me from this horrible, disgusting fiend?! Ugh.... get away, dammit, before I MAKE you go away! They're not supposed to see a petite maiden like me whipping your butt!

---> '''Hayato''': Aaaaaaah! Help! It's a monster! Oh no... with my vision blurry from the tears, it's even scarier! H-help! I need an adult!

--->'''Sakura''': Aaaaaaaah! Is that a ghost? A-a monster? [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs A...a ghost monster?!]] Maybe if I breathe deep and calm, it won't be scary. Maybe...

--->'''Setsuna''': A monster... this is a test of courage, all right. Except you're just not that scary. [[spoiler:[[WhamLine Not next to that headless samurai]] [[DissonantSerenity who spent the night with me in the pit trap.]]]]

--->'''Laslow''': My, my! All-nighters are rough--even for a night owl like me. Still, who could pass on all that {{pillow talk}}? I heard such fascinating secrets!

--->'''Silas''': I'm so tired! I've tried every trick in the book. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Drinking coffee...jumping jacks...Licking a toad.]] ... That last one's not real, is it? They were messing with me!

--->'''Niles''': Last night was a cinch for me. [[EyeScream I always sleep with one eye open.]] You never know whose grabby little hands might end up in your pockets!

--->'''Leo''': These ghosts shall learn what happens when I miss out on a full eight hours! [[TheComicallySerious The next person to call me "grouchy pants" will suffer.]] Inconsiderate fools!

--->'''Kaze''': Some of my comrades dozed off last night, but not I. I find it difficult to sleep without my favorite pillow!

--->'''Kaden''': I don't get why everyone's so sleepy this morning. I slept great! I just curled up in a cozy little ball and nodded right off! It was awesome!

--->'''Takumi''': Unlike some of [[SurroundedByIdiots these morons]], a few of my friends and I took turns sleeping. Uh... hello!? Not all of us need to keep watch at the same time!

--->'''Oboro''': I was so tired, I put my kimono on backward... Now it's turned into a fashion trend! Everyone looks so ridiculous!

--->'''Odin''': Cursed ghost! I can feel the power draining out of me! My eyelids are pulled down by dreadful magic! ...Or maybe I'm just tired.

--->'''Ryoma''': I stayed up all night waiting for this! A true warrior doesn't need sleep... or breakfast... [[MustHaveCaffeine or his morning coffee]]. Grr!

--->'''Camilla''': Thanks to you, my darling ''Avatar'' didn't get a wink of sleep and neither did I. Now I am in a MOOD, so forgive me if I make this hurt.

--->'''Hinoka''': I am NOT sleepy, I repeat, I am NOT sl— Zzz...zzz... Wha--?! Where are the ghosts? Let me at 'em!

--->'''Sakura''': I was s-so sleepy this morning. I spilled coffee all over myself... and the people sitting next to me! I'm sorry! I'll clean right up after this!

--->'''Nyx''': Lousy ghosts! Why don't you come back tomorrow? My body's young, but I'm not! I'd be a lot peppier if you'd just reschedule.

--->'''Sophie''': Zzz...zzz... Hmmm...those fuzzy things look like cotton candy. Yum! [[DoubleTake *gasps* Wake up, Sophie! Those are ghosts!]]

--->'''Percy''': You guys should let me handle this. I don't need much sleep — just ask Pop. He's always saying, "Percy, for the love of justice, give me five more minutes!"

--->'''Gunter''': At my age, night watch isn't as easy as it once was. But I will not make excuses! I am— Zzzzzz... Huh?! Pardon me. Let's go!

--->'''Corrin''': I'm SO tired! I can hardly see straight! Who are you? *squint* Felicia/Jakob? AHHHH! You're NOT Felicia/Jakob! You're a ghost! I won't let you escape!

--->'''Xander''': A fascinating competition. But only I have the ability to wield Siegfried. And I will NOT see it taken [[MundaneUtility and used as a glorified whisker shaver!]]

--->'''Mozu''': Wow! A flying boat! I ain't never seen nothing like this before. Wait — bad Mozu! I gotta focus. Hey, you! Fork over your stuff!

--->'''Percy''': Rare weapons, huh? Maybe I could measure up to Pop with one of those! Er... though I guess I'd need a pair of stilts too...

--->'''Takumi''': Fine, fine, I'll help. But only if I get to play with the weapons we win! [[VerbalBackspace Er, I mean train!]] Train, not play! Oh shoot. I hope no one heard that...

--->'''Leo''': I see. To the victor, the spoils, eh? Then I'll be victorious. Come, fool! Bring me my booty!

--->'''Asugi''': Rare weapons, huh? Got any [[EdibleBludgeon candy swords]]? No? Guess I'll just have to finish you quickly and get some at the gift shop!

--->'''Hisame''': I'd be more interested in a normal museum than in this silly place. Unless... I wonder if they have any unique pickle-eating utensils.

--->'''Sophie''': Hey! You! In the funny clothes! Give me your weapon and no one has to get- W-waaahhh! Avel, not that way! Nooooo!

--->'''Arthur''': Justice demands your weapons! So, um, surrender your goods...or we'll... We'll...hurt you? Ah, Lord/Lady Avatar? Is this right?

--->'''Takumi''': I hate the snow. It numbs my fingers, making it hard to draw my bowstring. On the other hand, I do like playing around with igloos. Except the time one collapsed while I was in it. I thought I was going to die!

--->'''Hinata''': Hey, it's snowing! I used to love building igloos as a kid. Though it was always sad how they'd fall apart as soon as they thawed. Haha, one time I thought I heard a voice coming from one when it caved in! Crazy, right? Anyway, let's get down to fighting.

--->'''Xander''': It often snowed at the Northern Fortress. Elise, Avatar, and I would have snowball fights when I visited. Sometimes, I still pack a bit of snow and throw it into the distance. Though I could never admit to the others that I do anything so childish.\\
'''Laslow''': I despise snow. Some wag once threw a snowball as I practiced dancing. If I ever find out who it was, they're getting a load of ice down their back!

--->'''Saizo''': What are you playing at, running about half-naked in this weather? Even a thief can show some dignity. If you won't warm yourself, perhaps the heat of battle is what you need!\\
'''Oboro''': It's colder than I expect. I should've worn more layers... Wait, how are you not freezing your rear off?! At least put on a coat! *sigh* If we weren't enemies, I'd pick out a wardrobe for you, but...

--->'''Siegbert''': Have you turned to this life of crime because you've fallen on hard times? You do seem shabbily dressed for such inclement weather. Surrender now, and I promise to properly clothe you. Y...you can't be serious. You don't find it cold here? I-I see. I clearly don't understand the common folk as well as I thought...

--->'''Hayato''': Whoa! There's snow everywhere! Oooh, once the fight's over, we can have a snowball fight. Or build a– *ahem* Pardon me, I forgot myself. We rarely saw snow in my village, so I temporarily lost my composure.

--->'''Kana''': Wow! So many look-alikes! I bet that's really fun! You could switch places with each other whenever you wanted. Do you ever secretly swap chores or play pranks on people? If I had a twin, I think that's what we would do!

--->'''Nina''': Very peculiar... There's no shortage of men here, but... I'm not getting my usual thrill out of imagining them together. My mind keeps wondering toward the trees and snow instead...

--->'''Anna''': Is that thief chasing one of my sisters? This situation feels so familiar. It must run in the family. Well, nothing to do but help her out. What else are sisters for? I just hope she's appreciative enough to adequately compensate us...

--->'''Kiragi''': You see, animals gather and relax around me when I sing.\\
'''Azura''': …Animals gather around you when you sing?\\
'''Kiragi''': Yup! That’s why it becomes handy when I hunt. I lure them with my song and then I shoot them with my bow!

--->'''Avatar''': Every day, she scolded me during practice. "Singing doesn’t come from the throat, but from the soul"... "You can’t sing well yet because your heart isn’t in it"... "Are these really the extent of your feelings towards your child?"...

--->'''Siegbert''': Yoshaaaaaaaaaaa!! Wait for me, you bandits! I’m coming to fight!!!!\\
'''Charlotte''': Exterminate the lot of them!

--->'''Rhajat''': Mum, let's get rid of the bandits. Hurry up. If we can't make the festival resume then... [[SweetTooth the cakes...the bean jam cakes...small and round and sweet...those cakes]]... [[LostFoodGrievance I'm going to curse anyone who gets in my way.]]

--->'''Kiragi''': Let’s do our best! When this is over and I have gotten my Kimono, I will go hide myself in some hills! Just so that Father and Mother can be alone together!\\
'''Oboro''': Mind your own business!

-->'''Siegbert''': "Thanks to that, our food expenses are quite high."

--->'''Dwyer''': Th-that won't be necessary. Please don't hit me... I happen to like wearing clothes.

--->'''Dwyer''': Oh! Goodness me. It's DEFINITELY not every day [[DudeLooksLikeALady I'm rescued by a beautiful man.]]

--->'''Kana''': I'll go! I'm Kana, and my papa's name is [[GenderBlenderName Michelle]].

* Ophelia and Soleil's B-Support has Ophelia [[FreakyFridayFlip swapping bodies]] with Soleil so that Soleil would reflect on her actions of chasing Ophelia all the time. It backfires, as [[BiTheWay Soleil]] ''[[MsFanservice gushes on how attractive her new body is]]'', and tries to ''[[IllBeInMyBunk go to the tents to admire it]]''. She then gets the idea to go to Odin to mess with him. Thankfully, Ophelia aborts the spell before Soleil can go mess with Odin. Doubles as a ContinuityNod to ''Awakening'', where Henry and Sumia did the same. [[spoiler:Doubly funny if Henry married Lissa or Olivia in ''Awakening''.]]

** The Paper description becomes even funnier if [[VisualPun you use it to fight a Stoneborn]]. Funnier still once you realize the game lies to you, as the pebble weapon has a weapon triangle advantage over paper.

** Just about everyone with Elise as their mother ends up revealing that they inherited at least a little bit of her SpoiledSweet side, much to her surprise. This includes Ophelia, Nina, and even Shiro outright throwing tantrums and demanding that their mother spoil them.

** Frederick wants the Avatar to prove his/her worth by giving him a royal object. However, the Avatar only has jerky on them at that particular moment. When Frederick questions what kind it is, the Avatar tells him it's bear jerky. [[DoesNotLikeSpam Naturally]], this grosses Frederick out.

* While all of Niles' spoken dialogue is somewhat suggestive, one of his critical quotes is a ''very'' excited sounding [[TheImmodestOrgasm "OH YES~!"]]

* Asugi's Paralogue has a very amusing case of ShmuckBait. The goal is to clear the chapter before he escapes the map. He's positioned away from the army in a corridor with several locked doors, so it will take him a while. The Rescue Staff DOES work on him though, so the player might think: "Maybe it'll be easier to keep track of him with a Rescue Staff? Maybe it's possible to recruit him that way? Gotta try it..." [[spoiler:On his turn, he'll escape off the map ''via the way the group came in'', causing an instant GameOver.]]

* Camilla saying "Mommy's here!" when blocking an attack meant for a unit she's paired up with can take on a very...''interesting'' meaning if whoever she's paired up with is her S-support.
* ''Revelation'' doesn't have a specific promoted class for Corrin. Instead, they get to choose between both Hoshido Noble and Nohr Noble. The Yonkoma Kings manga takes this and runs with it, with [[HereWeGoAgain both sets of siblings arguing about which class Corrin should choose]]. In the end, she decides to TakeAThirdOption by [[spoiler:promoting to Amiibo Lucina's Great Lord class, to [[BorrowedCatchphrase "challenge her fate"]]. Azura wonders whether that still counts as running away from the decision.]]

** Some of their accessories on their own are hilarious -- watching any of the units run around the battlefield on something like the fox tail or chef's hat is sure to elicit a laugh. ''And no one comments on them in-universe''. Better still if it's a [[TheComicallySerious serious character]] like Xander or Azura.

* Chapter 21 of Revelation's gimmick is there are tiles that causes promoted enemies to become unpromoted and ones that do the opposite. Luring enemies into demoting themselves can be funny in its own right, but it's particularly hilarious with Maids. Because the unpromoted counterpart of Maid is Troubadour, which is a mounted class, Maids who step on blue tiles ''gain horses out of nowhere''. (Even funnier is [[VideogameCrueltyPotential this makes them incapable of attacking, and gives them a weakness to Beast Killers]].)

* In Chapter 19 of ''Revelation'', the Dragon Veins allow the characters to generate Replicas of themselves that can clear out half the map, harvesting items and EXP for the originals (though they disappear if the chara is taken out and viceversa). That's not the funny detail. The hilarity comes if/when a Replica gains a level and the RNG screws them - the result is a ''very'' [[http://imgur.com/J8aTrXy angry-looking Replica]] being all [[HeroicMime "..."]].

* There is a bath in the game that the player can use. The trouble is, it's a communal bath that's used by everyone, which means that it's very easy to walk in on the opposite sex. Most of the time, the person the Avatar walks in on gets upset and he or she gets chased out (sometimes literally). Sometimes the way they get flustered is rather hilarious, ''especially'' Hana, who goes full-blown PervertRevengeMode on the Avatar. Amusingly, in the Localization Charlotte's line is less angry and more... well, you can see. Additionally: Her critical portrait can only be described as a "[[MemeticMolester Rape Face]]" as she chases the Male Avatar out.

'''Shiro''': Wah?! Wh-wh-when did you get here?! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I-I didn't see anything, I swear]]!\\
'''Charlotte''': Hey! Tryin' to sneak a peek, eh? I'll give you more than you bargained for! [[labelnote:Japanese version]] …You?! How dare you see me naked?! GetOut or DIE![[/labelnote]]\\
'''Caeldori''': Avatar?! Y-you didn't see anything, did you? Good! [[labelnote:Japanese Version]]Ah! Avatar!? Do-don't look! [[ACupAngst Just don't look at my chest]]![[/labelnote]]\\

** If the Female Avatar is a Witch she'll ''fly out.''

'''[[BoisterousBruiser Odin]]''': I like to invent new spells--and give them names that will terrify our foes.[[labelnote:Japanese version]]I spend time thinking about magic and skills… [[RunningGag so that I’ll be ready when an assassin appears out of the darkness…]]"[[/labelnote]]\\

'''Ryoma''': *pfft* Are you actually trying to poison me?\\

'''Kagero''': [[DamnedByFaintPraise The flavor is... unique]].
** Kana can even mention if they're on cooking duty that they somehow ''made the oven explode''. ''And it's also still possible for the resulting meal to turn out positive''.

-->"How do you kill time? [[LiteralMinded Stab wounds or blunt force trauma]]?"

** If you observe Azura closely, you'll notice she's actually ''smiling'' as she dances, implying she's amused at Garon's reaction.
* In Revelations, Leo and Xander suspect that you might be onto something and that Garon might have something going on after all. The camera then pans to Garon laughing and saying Anankos's name.

* A subtle one comes from [[BlitheSpirit Scarlet's]] ending in ''Birthright'': [[spoiler:After her rebellion succeeded, she became a heroine for Cheve's military... [[CutenessProximity down to the soldiers also using shiny decs on their armors]]!.]]

** Ditto with Soleil, [[spoiler:with Olivia also being a grandmother and possible great grandmother before even reaching 30.]]
** It's not much better/worse/whatever in regards to [[spoiler:any child mothered by Selena, since either will be Cordelia's grandchild/great-grandchild]]. Double if [[spoiler:Selena's child is [[IdenticalGrandson Caeldori]], of all people.]]

** Even when [[spoiler:he's dying]] in Revelation, he still manages to be hilarious, threatening to [[spoiler:come back as a ghost and haunt Takumi if he doesn't help the Avatar]].

'''Laslow''': Why, yes! She's got good taste. In women as well as men--got a problem with that?\\

'''Soleil''': Wahoo! She said yes, Father! See, I always told you--be honest with women. It's not a game. Just wear your heart on your sleeve. On BOTH your sleeves!\\

-->'''Elise''': Hm? What do you mean...Father? You mistake us for someone else. I mean, unless -- HA! Unless my brother here has been hiding a second child!\\

-->'''Azama'''[[labelnote:*]]Birthright only[[/labelnote]]: It's not your time to die, Avatar! Not for another 72 years and 19 days...\\

-->'''Hinoka''': You're insane! What do you think-\\
'''Camilla''': Quiet, dear. You see, my brother/sister...who is not yours by the way.(...) That's MY brother/sister, darling. Not yours. In case you were keeping score.

-->'''Garon''': ''(with a smug grin on his face)'' [[DamnedByFaintPraise For someone who spent much of his/her life as a pampered shut-in...You've achieved something approaching competence]].\\

-->''''Takumi:''' (text) Yep, we're surrounded.

'''Percy''': Oh, gosh, I really am lucky! I get to marry you AND ride a dragon every day! Can Ace sleep in our room?\\

'''Xander''': Ah, no need to continue. I can guess what happened next.\\

--->'''Effie''': [[SerialEscalation Firstly, when setting up weapons, he was hit from behind by the weapons wagon. When he fell, there was a snake, and he jumped out of the way just before it bit him, and hit into a tree which then dropped a beehive….he was running away from the large cloud of bees, and was struck by excrement from a flying dragon, and last but not least he was hit by lightning.]] [[EpicFail He was defeated although I didn't do anything.]]

'''Benny:''' Yes. I wasn't sure that I could, but then... [[spoiler: I imagined you were a bear.]]

--->'''Hinoka''': I am NOT sleepy, I repeat, I am NOT sl-- Zzz...zzz... Wha--?! Where are the ghosts? Let me at 'em!

--->'''Percy''': You guys should let me handle this. I don't need much sleep -- just ask Pop. He's always saying, "Percy, for the love of justice, give me five more minutes!"

--->'''Mozu''': Wow! A flying boat! I ain't never seen nothing like this before. Wait -- bad Mozu! I gotta focus. Hey, you! Fork over your stuff!

** In Part 5, the rest of the party joins - one couple at a time. Shiro and Siegbert show up via using a Dragon Vein that brings a segment of land up to connect to the battle. Next turn, Kiragi and Forrest show up via the same method... but the land-mass visibly bounces off the mainland once before settling against it. Forrest's reaction is pretty amusing, but Kiragi's [[WasntThatFun "let's do that again!"]] attitude seals the moment.

'''Beruka:''' The gods must not be very busy... \\

--> '''Beruka:''' The gods must not be very busy... \\

Peri and Kaden's S-support has this:

* The 'special' conversation if the Avatar battles Peri while trying to escape the theater in Birthright in Chapter 12 is hilariously... inappropiate.

* In ''Conquest'' Chapter 8, the fact that the Avatar can't feel their legs from the cold becomes funny when you remember that they are trudging throught the snow [[DoesNotLikeShoes barefoot]].

** In Part 5, the rest of the party joins - one couple at a time. Shiro and Sigebert show up via using a Dragon Vein that brings a segment of land up to connect to the battle. Next turn, Kiragi and Forrest show up via the same method... but the land-mass visibly bounces off the mainland once before settling against it. Forrest's reaction is pretty amusing, but Kiragi's [[WasntThatFun "let's do that again!"]] attitude seals the moment.