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* When Sora and Donald decide to (secretly) assist the others in cleaning up the gym with the ''[[InSpiteOfANail barest]]'' amount of effort required[[note]]which amounts to filling a trash bag and blowing up balloons[[/note]], [=Crazy56U=] [[TakeThat summarizes their impact in the overall plot thusly]]:
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FlatCharacter Sora and Donald could have been easily replaced with a]] ''[[FlatCharacter leaf blower]]'' [[FlatCharacter and nothing would have changed...]]
-->'''Mono''': Funnily enough, you could say that for the rest of the fic as well.
* When it comes time for the dance, Sora uses some magic to conjure up a blue, black and silver attire... [[SpottingTheThread while Donald goes missing]].
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...is the implication that Sora's bullshit lightshow turned Donald into his clothes? [[FridgeHorror ... ... ...does that mean Sora technically]] ''[[FridgeHorror skinned him?]]''
-->'''[=SC276=]''': Actually, given how Drive Forms work... [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer yeah, basically.]]
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop EXCUSE ME?!]]'''''
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FlatCharacter Sora and Donald could have been easily replaced with a]] ''[[FlatCharacter leaf blower]]'' [[FlatCharacter and nothing would have changed...]]
-->'''Mono''': Funnily enough, you could say that for the rest of the fic as well.
* When it comes time for the dance, Sora uses some magic to conjure up a blue, black and silver attire... [[SpottingTheThread while Donald goes missing]].
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...is the implication that Sora's bullshit lightshow turned Donald into his clothes? [[FridgeHorror ... ... ...does that mean Sora technically]] ''[[FridgeHorror skinned him?]]''
-->'''[=SC276=]''': Actually, given how Drive Forms work... [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer yeah, basically.]]
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop EXCUSE ME?!]]'''''
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* "[[AsYouKnow You're the one who helped us understand what was going on with the Sirens, remember?]]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': All I remember about Rainbow Rocks at this stage is [[CallBack Florida, Star Wars, and the Cha Cha Slide.]]
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': Kind of odd for Knuckles to mention the Dazzlings as they were pushed aside for the creepypasta character.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': When even Knuckles agrees the Sirens were still more interesting than the actual main villain, you know how terrible he was.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': All I remember about Rainbow Rocks at this stage is [[CallBack Florida, Star Wars, and the Cha Cha Slide.]]
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': Kind of odd for Knuckles to mention the Dazzlings as they were pushed aside for the creepypasta character.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': When even Knuckles agrees the Sirens were still more interesting than the actual main villain, you know how terrible he was.
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** Early into the riff, [=Crazy56U=] [[ElephantInTheLivingRoom decides to just swing for the fences]]:
--->"Morning, Sonic," Rainbow said, "How'd you sleep last night?"
--->"Wonderfully," Sonic said, "How about you?"
--->"The same," Rainbow said.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[SarcasmMode Almost as if they both have the same level of lacking personality.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FridgeHorror ...so they fucked, right?]]
---->'''Mono''': ''[[TranquilFury don't you dare give me any more mental images.]]''
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ''[[ABirthdayNotABreak you just wanna give me a fucking stroke as a birthday gift, right?]]''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[JerkassHasAPoint I will not be punished for pointing out the awkward scene set-up.]]''
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''[[NotHelpingYourCase They fucked like rabbits. Fluttershy was sleeping off some brownies there and she verified that rabbits fucked just like they were.]]''
** "...Well, [[CrapsackWorld the heroes are unrepentant assholes]] [[FlatCharacter and the villains are flatter than cardboard.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution This is why people turn to crime.]]"
** "and now she was wearing a white T-shirt [[BrokenRecord with Aegean blue and daffodil yellow sleeves, Aegean blue running shorts with a lighter shade on the sides of the legs, Aegean blue socks, and Aegean blue]]"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[RageBreakingPoint JUST SAY PALE BLUE YOU HOME DEPOT-LOVING PIECE OF SHIT]]''
--->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': Well, I kind of feeling aegean right now.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[BorrowedCatchphrase Aegean, aegean, aegean. Aegean? Aegean!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[EskimosArentReal I refuse to believe that this is an actual word, and I refuse to let anyone correct my stance on this issue.]]
** After [[TheCameo Flash]] strikes out with Sci-Twi, and walks off with a sympathetic Derpy, a couple people add their two cents:
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Thank you for reminding us why ''Friendship Games'' was criminally underrated and deserves more love. [[MoodWhiplash Now back to ripping off other nonsensical stuff!]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Flash. Listen to me. ''[[SincerityMode Run. Run now. You don't have any major scenes left in the movie. You can get out and spare yourself everything, but only if you go NOW.]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And so Flash and Derpy walked off to [[CavemenVsAstronautsDebate continue their discussion over]] [[TakeThat which made less sense:]] [[CallBack siding with Chrysalis because of the friendzone, or siding with a murderous ghost because of name-calling.]][[note]]"Love at First Sight: A My Little Pony Love Story" and "The Tale of No Face", respectively[[/note]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[OddFriendship And a good friendship was born that day.]]
** Early into the riff, [=Crazy56U=] [[ElephantInTheLivingRoom decides to just swing for the fences]]:
--->"Morning, Sonic," Rainbow said, "How'd you sleep last night?"
--->"Wonderfully," Sonic said, "How about you?"
--->"The same," Rainbow said.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[SarcasmMode Almost as if they both have the same level of lacking personality.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FridgeHorror ...so they fucked, right?]]
---->'''Mono''': ''[[TranquilFury don't you dare give me any more mental images.]]''
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ''[[ABirthdayNotABreak you just wanna give me a fucking stroke as a birthday gift, right?]]''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[JerkassHasAPoint I will not be punished for pointing out the awkward scene set-up.]]''
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''[[NotHelpingYourCase They fucked like rabbits. Fluttershy was sleeping off some brownies there and she verified that rabbits fucked just like they were.]]''
** "...Well, [[CrapsackWorld the heroes are unrepentant assholes]] [[FlatCharacter and the villains are flatter than cardboard.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution This is why people turn to crime.]]"
** "and now she was wearing a white T-shirt [[BrokenRecord with Aegean blue and daffodil yellow sleeves, Aegean blue running shorts with a lighter shade on the sides of the legs, Aegean blue socks, and Aegean blue]]"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[RageBreakingPoint JUST SAY PALE BLUE YOU HOME DEPOT-LOVING PIECE OF SHIT]]''
--->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': Well, I kind of feeling aegean right now.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[BorrowedCatchphrase Aegean, aegean, aegean. Aegean? Aegean!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[EskimosArentReal I refuse to believe that this is an actual word, and I refuse to let anyone correct my stance on this issue.]]
** After [[TheCameo Flash]] strikes out with Sci-Twi, and walks off with a sympathetic Derpy, a couple people add their two cents:
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Thank you for reminding us why ''Friendship Games'' was criminally underrated and deserves more love. [[MoodWhiplash Now back to ripping off other nonsensical stuff!]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Flash. Listen to me. ''[[SincerityMode Run. Run now. You don't have any major scenes left in the movie. You can get out and spare yourself everything, but only if you go NOW.]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And so Flash and Derpy walked off to [[CavemenVsAstronautsDebate continue their discussion over]] [[TakeThat which made less sense:]] [[CallBack siding with Chrysalis because of the friendzone, or siding with a murderous ghost because of name-calling.]][[note]]"Love at First Sight: A My Little Pony Love Story" and "The Tale of No Face", respectively[[/note]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[OddFriendship And a good friendship was born that day.]]
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*** "So yeah, [[LockedOutOfTheLoop if this is your first experience with the guy,]] all you need to know is that he likes stealing from ''Fanfic/OnACrossAndArrow [[TakeThat and flunked out of kindergarten,]] hence the typesmanship driving off of a fucking cliff."
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*** "So yeah, [[LockedOutOfTheLoop if this is your first experience with the guy,]] all you need to know is that he likes stealing from ''Fanfic/OnACrossAndArrow ''Fanfic/OnACrossAndArrow'' [[TakeThat and flunked out of kindergarten,]] hence the typesmanship driving off of a fucking cliff."
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---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, [[TemptingFAte don't you know about them?]] [[WaxingLyrical The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees. Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal.]]
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---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, [[TemptingFAte [[TemptingFate don't you know about them?]] [[WaxingLyrical The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees. Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal.]]
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[[folder:On a Cross and Arrow Anniversary Riff (actually "a Cross and Arrow Doomsday")]]
* From Part 1:
** To start the riff, Ring admits that due to how packed the schedule is, he had to push the Anniversary Riff to the closest avaliable spot. [[AprilFoolsDay Which so happens to be the start of April,]] [[SpottingTheThread something that immediately puts Crazy56U on edge]]. So naturally, midway through the first chapter:
--->"Manehatten sounds WONDERFUL darling!" Rarity crooned. "Seriously Applejack, it never ceases to amaze me that you've been to such a capital of glamour and class!"
---->'''Ringmaster''': [[SomethingWeForgot Ah, right,]] I forgot the whole [[ExactWords "this is sort of a sequel to a fic that nobody remembers"]] thing.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[EurekaMoment Oh son of a bitch, I know what game you're playing...]]''
---->'''Mono''': ''[[FridgeHorror Please do not fucking tell me...]]''
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ''I can see where this is going...''[[note]]Funnily enough, Unknown had managed to accidentally guess the twist first in the intro, [[CallBack mentioning being reminded of "that horrible NC crossover"]].[[/note]]
---->'''Ringmaster''': [[BaitAndSwitch ...What?]] [[Fanfic/AhAintGotNoAckcent I'm not kidding.]] ...Ugh, the cover art on that has its proportions just messed up enough that it looks... ''[[UncannyValley wrong]]''. Anyway, what did you ''think'' I was talking about?
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[GenreSavvy The game is still being played, sir, you will not get it out of me beforehand.]]''
*** And so, after the first chapter, [[TheReveal the charade is dropped]]:
---->Wwwwwwwwwww
----->'''[[GenreSavvy Crazy56U]]''': [[FiveSecondForeshadowing Annnnnnnnnnd one... (holds hand) Two...]] ''[[FiveSecondForeshadowing Three...]]'' [[FiveSecondForeshadowing (snaps fingers)]]
----->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[LockedOutOfTheLoop ...What was that supposed to d-]] [[Film/AvengersEndgame (turns into ashes)]]
---->[[ThisIsGonnaSuck one day applejack and her family]]
----->'''Mono''': W-wait, what happened to the fic- [[MediumAwareness *looks down*]] ''[[OhCrap Oh my fucking Christ, Ring.]]''
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ANNNNNNND YEP, [[IKnewIt THAT WAS IN FACT THE GAME RING WAS PLAYING, EVERYONE,]] ''[[WelcomeToHell WELCOME BACK, "RED APPLE" GUY!]]''
----->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[AprilFoolsDay APRIL FOOLS, FOOLS!]]''
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Well, on the plus side, [[CallBack you didn't feel the need to do fucking algebra again...]]
*** "So yeah, [[LockedOutOfTheLoop if this is your first experience with the guy,]] all you need to know is that he likes stealing from ''Fanfic/OnACrossAndArrow [[TakeThat and flunked out of kindergarten,]] hence the typesmanship driving off of a fucking cliff."
** "Some of these, she could see adding to her normal repertoire."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Twilight Sparkle] "Huh... ... [[StartOfDarkness ...what the Hell is ']]''[[StartOfDarkness moonshine]]''[[StartOfDarkness '?]]"
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [Twilight Sparkle] "So immortality is possible? [[OriginsEpisode ...Spike, I need your assistance!]]"
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [Twilight] [[{{Foreshadowing}} "Crossing over Dimension spell?]] [[DullSurprise That's weird."]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Twilight Sparkle] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick "This Cthulhu guy sounds interesting. Maybe I'll invite him over someday."]]
** A certain RunningGag hits a stumbling block due to pronoun usage:
--->then stoped for a moment and thinked about it for 10 seconds flat
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Unfortunately, it wasn't enough for her to process any thought.
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Rainbow Dash felt a burst of fury flow through her for an unknown reason.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [Rainbow Dash] "''[[DiscreditedMeme FUCK YOU AND]] [[PronounTrouble MY]] [[DiscreditedMeme MEMES]]"
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[ThatCameOutWrong Shouldn't it be]] ''[[ThatCameOutWrong "FUCK ME AND M-"]]'' [[NoJustNoReaction (is punched in the throat; loud coughing fit)]]
---->'''Topher''': [[TranquilFury *Pulls out a handkerchief, starts wiping blood off his knuckles*]]
** What's a bad indicator for how bad the actual writing for "a Cross and Arrow Doomsday" is?
--->then rainbow blitz cancel dusks talking "woah woah woah what did you just say dusk"
---->'''Mono''': [[MediumAwareness When the characters themselves can't make heads or tails of your dialogue,]] [[EpicFail you know you've fucked up.]]
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': They're certainly more aware than the author is.
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Words were used and we were all confused.
** "there you go little mac that will be 2 bits"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''Man'' the economy sucks.
** At one point, [=Crazy56U=] reveals that, due to needing to look up the original fic "for indiscloseable reasons", he discovered that the text that was pasted into the Google Doc [[InterfaceScrew has some wonky-ass line spacing]], and soon devolves into massive paragraphs, meaning [[RunningGag Ring fucked up again.]] When Ring then reveals that he ''didn't'', and that it's just a result of how poorly the fic was written,[[note]]"All the line breaks are in the right place, this fic just looks like a giant paragraph anyway so they're basically invisible."[[/note]] [[MovingTheGoalposts Crazy56U clarifies:]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[TakeThat You picked this fic for April Fool's Day, you still fucked up.]]
[[/folder]]
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** "Sonic: Diamond Dogs?"
--->'''Mono''': Yeah, those things from VideoGame/MetalGear.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, [[Music/DiamondDogs don't you know about them?]] [[WaxingLyrical The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees. Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': That sounds oddly more like [[WebVideo/MarbleHornets Slenderman]] than these guys.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': Please don't give this author any ideas.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[SarcasmMode Thanks for that]], Music/DavidBowie is spinning in his grave now.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[TakeThat Wasn't he already?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''And what is that supposed to mean?''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Quite a trick, seeing as he was cremated.
--->'''Mono''': Details, details.
*** Crazy pretty much just WaxingLyrical during the entire scene.
--->'''Mono''': Yeah, those things from VideoGame/MetalGear.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, [[Music/DiamondDogs don't you know about them?]] [[WaxingLyrical The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees. Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': That sounds oddly more like [[WebVideo/MarbleHornets Slenderman]] than these guys.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': Please don't give this author any ideas.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[SarcasmMode Thanks for that]], Music/DavidBowie is spinning in his grave now.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[TakeThat Wasn't he already?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''And what is that supposed to mean?''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Quite a trick, seeing as he was cremated.
--->'''Mono''': Details, details.
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** Once the Diamond Dogs make their precence known during the Nightmare Night chapter, [=Crazy56U=] decides to [[Music/DiamondDogs take advantage of the situation]]:
--->As they arrived to the center of town they saw ponies screaming in terror the reason was the Diamond Dogs.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Well, I just got an idea for a bit. [[WaxingLyrical Just another future song, lonely little kitsch...]]
---->'''Mono''': ''[[SeriousBusiness Don't drag my favorite Bowie album into this!]]''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[KickTheDog Too fucking bad, Skippy.]]''
---->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': [[NotHelpingYourCase Where do you think Hasbro most likely got the name "Diamond Dogs" from?]]
---->'''Mono''': ''You shut up or [[CallBack I'll bring out the pitching machine again!]]''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[OneDialogueTwoConversations Yeah, Angel, I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see...]]
*** "Sonic: Diamond Dogs?"
--->'''Mono''': ---->'''Mono''': Yeah, those things from VideoGame/MetalGear.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, [[Music/DiamondDogs [[TemptingFAte don't you know about them?]] [[WaxingLyrical The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees. Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ---->'''[=SC276=]''': That sounds oddly more like [[WebVideo/MarbleHornets Slenderman]] than these guys.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': ---->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': Please don't give this author any ideas.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[SarcasmMode Thanks for that]], Music/DavidBowie is spinning in his grave now.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[TakeThat Wasn't he already?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''And what is that supposed to mean?''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Quite a trick, seeing as he was cremated.
---->'''Mono''': Details, details.
*** "Fido: [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Forget this I'm out of here!]]"
---->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': That's the most sensible thing anybody has ever said.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And so, Fido decides to bail. [[WaxingLyrical The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope out of the fic.]]
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[WaxingLyrical Oh Tarzie, go man go.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[HeyThatsMyLine Stop stealing my bit.]]''
** "and they all started to sing The Heart Carol."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[LockedOutOfTheLoop I have no idea what that is,]] so I'll improvise something. ''~It beats and pumps blood, such an important thing...~''
--->'''Mono''':Details, details.
*** Crazy pretty much just WaxingLyrical during[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E13HearthsWarmingEve *ball drops in the entire scene.background*]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[SeriousBusiness MY SONG IS BETTER]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[LetsYouAndHimFight FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT]]
--->As they arrived to the center of town they saw ponies screaming in terror the reason was the Diamond Dogs.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Well, I just got an idea for a bit. [[WaxingLyrical Just another future song, lonely little kitsch...]]
---->'''Mono''': ''[[SeriousBusiness Don't drag my favorite Bowie album into this!]]''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[KickTheDog Too fucking bad, Skippy.]]''
---->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': [[NotHelpingYourCase Where do you think Hasbro most likely got the name "Diamond Dogs" from?]]
---->'''Mono''': ''You shut up or [[CallBack I'll bring out the pitching machine again!]]''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[OneDialogueTwoConversations Yeah, Angel, I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see...]]
*** "Sonic: Diamond Dogs?"
---->'''Mono''': Details, details.
*** "Fido: [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Forget this I'm out of here!]]"
---->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': That's the most sensible thing anybody has ever said.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And so, Fido decides to bail. [[WaxingLyrical The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope out of the fic.]]
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[WaxingLyrical Oh Tarzie, go man go.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[HeyThatsMyLine Stop stealing my bit.]]''
** "and they all started to sing The Heart Carol."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[LockedOutOfTheLoop I have no idea what that is,]] so I'll improvise something. ''~It beats and pumps blood, such an important thing...~''
--->'''Mono''':
*** Crazy pretty much just WaxingLyrical during
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[SeriousBusiness MY SONG IS BETTER]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[LetsYouAndHimFight FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT]]
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-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...is the implication that Sora's bullshit lightshow turned Donald into his clothes? [[FridgeHorror ... ... ...does that mean Sora technically]] ''[[FridgeHorror skinned him?]]''
-->'''[=SC276=]''': Actually, given how Drive Forms work... [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer yeah, basically.]]
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop EXCUSE ME?!]]'''''
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...is the implication that Sora's bullshit lightshow turned Donald into his clothes? [[FridgeHorror ... ... ...does that mean Sora technically]] ''[[FridgeHorror skinned him?]]''
-->'''[=SC276=]''': Actually, given how Drive Forms work... [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer yeah, basically.]]
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop EXCUSE ME?!]]'''''
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--->'''[=Mono=]''': [[AskAStupidQuestion To answer your question:]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls (picture of EG!Scootaloo riding a flying, ponied-up EG!Rainbow Dash)]]
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* When Sora and Donald decide to (secretly) assist the others in cleaning up the gym with the ''[[InSpiteOfANail barest]]'' amount of effort required[[note]]which amounts to filling a trash bag and blowing up balloons[[/note]], [=Crazy56U=] [[TakeThat summarizes their impact in the overall plot thusly]]:
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FlatCharacter Sora and Donald could have been easily replaced with a]] ''[[FlatCharacter leaf blower]]'' [[FlatCharacter and nothing would have changed...]]
-->'''Mono'': Funnily enough, you could say that for the rest of the fic as well.
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FlatCharacter Sora and Donald could have been easily replaced with a]] ''[[FlatCharacter leaf blower]]'' [[FlatCharacter and nothing would have changed...]]
-->'''Mono'': Funnily enough, you could say that for the rest of the fic as well.
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** "She's like a sister to me!"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...is it bad that I legitimately want to know how ''[[CallBack Sister Dash]]'' would play out in the Equestria Girls universe?
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[BrutalHonesty Why would you want to know that?]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Well, that involves wanting to know how Mare Do-Well would play out in the first place... [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy And now I'm actually curious.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[FailedASpotCheck Do you guys even interact in this universe?]]
--->'''[=Mono=]''': [[AskAStupidQuestion To answer your question:]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls (picture of EG!Scootaloo riding a flying, ponied-up EG!Rainbow Dash)]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': How did you forget about [[CallBack Anon-a-Miss]], SC?
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''I wasn't asking you.''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[JerkassHasAPoint That doesn't negate my question.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[EightDeadlyWords They're barely important in the show. Why would they waste time on them here?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[HypocriticalHumor I wasn't asking you.]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...is it bad that I legitimately want to know how ''[[CallBack Sister Dash]]'' would play out in the Equestria Girls universe?
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[BrutalHonesty Why would you want to know that?]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Well, that involves wanting to know how Mare Do-Well would play out in the first place... [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy And now I'm actually curious.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[FailedASpotCheck Do you guys even interact in this universe?]]
--->'''[=Mono=]''': [[AskAStupidQuestion To answer your question:]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls (picture of EG!Scootaloo riding a flying, ponied-up EG!Rainbow Dash)]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': How did you forget about [[CallBack Anon-a-Miss]], SC?
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''I wasn't asking you.''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[JerkassHasAPoint That doesn't negate my question.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[EightDeadlyWords They're barely important in the show. Why would they waste time on them here?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[HypocriticalHumor I wasn't asking you.]]''
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[[folder:The Catch]]
* From Part 1:
** Ring and Fallen's BaitAndSwitch in the beginning, making it look like the riffers are riffing a Chatoyance fic instead.
--->'''[=Ringmaster=]:''' Did you really think we were going to go straight into another Chat fic this soon?
--->'''[=Fallen Prime=]:''' We're not fucking stupid. [[LesserOfTwoEvils Here, you get kudzuhaiku instead.]]
** Bloody Velvet tells Rye about the time she killed a stallion by tearing off his "potato sack" with her magic.
--->'''[=SC276=]:''' I'm pretty sure he would've died quicker than that, if you tore off the potato sack he was wearing and cut off all his limbs and head in the process.
--->'''[=Ringmaster=]:''' Uhh, SC, I don't think that's the kind of "potato sack" she's talking about...
--->'''[=SC276=]:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Right, it'd have to be starched as all hell to do that. Must've been a wimp, to die from a series of bag cuts. Probably wouldn't survive one battle.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:My Brave Pony: Starfleet Humans]]
* From Part 4:
** "'No!!' shouted Sapphira. Without the rod, the power ceased, and the satellite stopped firing."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe ...Really?]] Your [[MindControlDevice weapon of mass brainwashing]] doesn't have a ''functional battery''?!
--->'''Topher''': Taking "batteries not included" to a whole new level.
--->'''[=MrSing=]''': Once again the day is saved by budget cuts.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The rest of A Displaced Monster]]
* From Part 1.5:
-->My dad is about to object, but I push him out the window. I was about to follow, but then I hear a crack.
--->'''[=JofY=]''': "Daddy! No!!!"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie [Plankton] "Daddy, yes!"]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Moonlight, Moonlight, Let my Fangs Gleem Tonight]]
* From Part 1:
** The first line of the riff.
--->'''Fallen Prime''': What the ''fuck'' is that title.
** "Then they both drifted off into sleep."
--->'''[=Mononeko=]''': To quote [=JofY=]: "Riveting!"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[NeverSpeakIllOfTheDead Don't speak ill of the dead]], Mononeko.
--->'''[[NotNowWereTooBusyCryingOverYou JofY]]''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But you haven't died yet...]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (chuckles) ''[[TheyKilledKennyAgain Says you.]]''
** Behold: a particularly bad case of inconsistent timing:
--->It was middle of the night when he stealthy got out of town avoiding the guards around town. It was mid day when he smelled the smoke from the town. It took him about two hour to get back to town.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[ThisIsGonnaSuck deep pained sigh]]) O''kay''. Let's break ''that'' down. It was in the middle of the night when you decided to leave. It was the middle of the ''day'' when you went back. It took you ''two hours'' to return. From what you ''just said'', we went from around midnight to around noon ''[[AC:[[BerserkButton IN TWO FUCKING HOURS]]]]''! ([[RageBreakingPoint kicks the table over in anger; screams]])
---->'''Dark Angel''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n0Uj41zlhU&feature=youtu.be&t=34s Perhaps this clip will help emphasize how you feel.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Seventh Planet / The Mirror Spell]]
* From Part One:
** "And I had no idea what I can find as well, it could be dangerous."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Do you not have guns, space ''MARINE''?
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''SPEHS MAHREEN''!
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Knowing Reaper, or at least the little we know of him, he might think it's dangerous to fire those things, so he keeps them locked away.
--->'''[=Mononeko=]''': These marines are too incompetent to use real guns, so they gave them fakes to make them feel special. He just realized that fact.
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [[FridgeBrilliance So that's why his division is named the Special Snowflake Infantry.]] Should have known something was up from the name alone.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Well, it generally ''is'' [[FanFic/ItsADangerousBusinessGoingOutYourDoor a dangerous business, going out your door]]. [[TakeThat You may even stumble across]] [[{{Sequelitis}} terrible sequels.]] [[FanFic/BesidesTheWillOfEvil But besides the will of evil,]] [[StealthInsult you got nothing to worry about.]]
** "From my point of view it is quite impractical that the whole system of the planets stood and fell together with the leader, but so be it If like it."
--->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': Really? No comment on the fact that it's FUCKING MAGIC?!! *[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIZ5mKknU1g&feature=youtu.be&t=1m51s rolls eyes]]*
--->'''[=Mononeko=]''': He's a [[BuffySpeak intergalactic marine-person]]. [[MagicVersusScience It's magic vs. science and shit like that...]]that's not an excuse, isn't it?
--->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': Nnnope.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Reaper never passed Astrology, that's what's going on here.
--->'''[=Scarlet=]''': That or, [[TakeThat like Crazy]], he got confused and went to astrology - a type of fortune-telling - instead of astronomy, the one that's an actual science. [[InSpiteOfANail He probably still failed, too.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Insult me all you want, ''I know what I said'''.
** "I was just reminding her the fact, we were near to Las Pegasus"
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': That's... not even close to the Everfree. But of course [[TooDumbToLive this is Reaper]], he never learned [[CallBack Astrology]], how could he know geography?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Siren Chronicles]]
* Things get off to a good start right off the bat with Scarlet repeatedly swearing vengeance against [=Crazy56U=] (since, as Ring reveals, he's the one who led to this multiparter happening), while [=Crazy56U=] repeatedly (and angrily) insists ''Ring'' is at fault for deciding to do said multiparter.
* From Part 1 ("a new world"):
** At one point, the story suddenly shifts to italics without warning.
--->'''''[=JofY=]:''''' ''*falls over* Fuck's wrong with this room?''
--->'''''[=SC276=]:''''' ''(holds onto his chair is it slides downhill)''
--->'''''[=ToonGuy=]:''''' ''*claws madly at floor* OH GOD DAMN IT, THIS WAS PRETTY LOW ON THE WAYS I WANTED TO DIE.''
--->'''''Mononeko:''''' ''*is sliding down the floor*Hey! This is fun! Wheeeeeeeee!''
--->'''''[=Crazy56U=]:''''' ''After all, she's seen "Return of Harmony"; she knows about his bullshit.''
--->'''''[=ThatUnknownPony=]:''''' ''I think he could even call bullshit on her! And can please somebody hold me?''
--->'''Topher:''' This is why I wore a seat belt!
--->'''Dark Angel:''' *rides down the floor on a sled*
--->'''''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]:''''' ''WHEEEE! I'm talkin' all bendy-like again!''
--->'''Topher:''' Actually... that kinda looks like fun. *unbuckles seat belt, slides directly into a conveniently placed potted cactus*
--->'''Dark Angel:''' Hey, you found my cactus! Thanks!
** "It will be out when I'm done with my three other stories that need to be completed[.]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} To be? Or not to be?]] [[Creator/TommyWiseau That]] [[Literature/TheDisasterArtist is the question.]]
--->'''Mononeko''': [[Film/LastActionHero Not to be.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Film/TheRoom2003 You've upset Tommy.]]
--->'''Mononeko''': [[ObligatoryJoke I did not.]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[ObligatoryJoke Well he's fed up anyways.]]
* From Part 1 ("my little falls: mystery is magic"):
** "'It's simply my magic reincarnated into a being' siren said[.]"
--->'''Ringmaster''': [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe ...she has a fucking]] ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Stand]]'' [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe now?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Because ''[[SarcasmMode that's]]'' what this WesternAnimation/GravityFalls crossover needs! ''JOJO.''
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': You have all these ideas for a crossover and THIS WAS THE ONE YOU WENT FOR, AUTHOR? For shame!
--->'''Dragonborne''': Agreed. And this is exactly why I started paying more attention when I write out chapters for my crossovers.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Look on the bright side: Dio can always come and crush her with a steamroller.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:My Brave Pony Starfleet Humans: Starpops]]
* From Part One:
** Behold: a cameo.
--->"All this made her feel worse, and her friends felt sorry for her."
--->
--->"..."
---->'''[=Mononeko=]''': Hey Crazy, [[CallBack another stray ellipsis]]! *looks around* He's not here, is he?
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (pokes head in) [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I steer clear of Mykan, dude.]] (leaves)
---->'''[=SC276=]''': Wimp!
---->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': COWARD! In his place, I shall take this stray ellipses home with me!
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (pokes head in) You're just mad because ''I'm'' being ''smart''. (leaves)
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[JerkassHasAPoint ...honestly, I can't argue with that.]]
* From Part Three:
** "ACT EIGHT"
--->'''[=MrSing=]''': Act eight... Isn't that this fic's modus operandi?
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': No. The ''author's'' however...
** "That gave Artie an idea[.]"
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas A terrible idea.]]
--->'''Dragonborne''': [[{{Homage}} A wonderful, terrible, awful idea.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''~[[TakeThat You're a dumb one, you stupid shit...]]~''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Springtrapped]]
* From Part 1:
** "She said, walking over to a large curtained off area where they had told her the finished products would be."
--->'''[=JofY=]''': It's an animatronic curtain.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': In two weeks time, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR7bKjo1dSY The Rock-afire Explosion]]" will be ready to perform.
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Ah, [[TheEighties the 80's]]. [[TakeThat Good fucking riddance.]]
** "'Arrg! And you both be a dirty as pirates rollin in dirt' Foxy chimed."
--->'''[=Calico103=]''': Er, because pirates are known for doing that...? Arrg...?
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Well, they ''do'' keep jars of the stuff.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Foxy] "Or anythin' rollin' in dirt fer that matter."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Foxy, now's not the time to be discussing your kinks.
** "Spring Lock stood in front of the suit with a cocky smile plastered on his face. 'Behold, ladies and gentlecolts. I give you, Spring Bonnie.'"
--->'''[=JofY=]''': So, he made himself a wife.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Hey now, it could very easily be a husband, we don't exactly know how Spring Lock swings yet...
--->'''Dragonborne''': Uh, animatronophilia confirmed?
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Spring Lock] "Hey, it's a lifestyle choice, okay? Don't judge!"
** What is the response to Spring Bonnie?
--->The room was silent for just a moment longer, before Trevor decided to ruin it with words that made Spring Locks smile turn into an annoyed frown.
---->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [Trevor] "I'd hit that."
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Trevor] "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you fucking kidding me...]]"
--->"I don't get it. Why did you build another Bonnie...and why is he... different?"
---->'''[=Calico103=]''': No, he didn't "ruin it", [[FridgeLogic he asked a valid question.]]
---->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [[BizarroUniverse Good is bad and bad is good in Bad Crossover Fic Land.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[AccidentalAesop Apparently being different is bad.]] We are learning ''so much'' about Trevor tonight...
** "[']I especially liked Freddy, he reminds me of Berry the bear.'"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Isn't the bear named Harry...?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Berry killed and replaced Harry. [[FailedASpotCheck Fluttershy has yet to notice.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[UnfortunateImplications Are you trying to say]] [[FantasticRacism she thinks all bears look the same?]] [[WebVideo/CinemaSins That's racist! *ding!*]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You mean "bearcist", you fucking drunk.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[TheStoner Stoned, actually.]] Codeine is ''fun''.
* From Part 2:
** How does [=SC276=] recap the first part?
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Last time on ''[[RealLifeWritesThePlot I'm Too Salty From My Recent Computer Troubles to Think of a Parody Title]]'', another fucking human-pony relationship, decisions that make no sense, buried past being unearthed because it was buried for no good reason, and apparently the robots are going to be stalked by a serial killer robot possessed by a dead guy honestly ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube Time Cube]]'' makes more sense at this point.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[OhCrap Dear God.]]''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''[[Series/Batman1966 Holy run-on sentence, Batman!]]''
** "[A]nd marched to the far back of the shop, using his horn to light the way."
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Unfortunately, that was where he and the marching band parted ways, since there wasn't enough room for all of them. He blinked away a tear as they retreated over the rise, 'oompah'-ing with every sad step.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (rubs temples) ''[--oh goody, [[TheStoner Pip's high again]]...--]''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Fine; I'm not sharing, then.
** "I always knew he had a darker side to him,"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Because [[Franchise/StarWars fuck it]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8 someone had to]]...
--->'''Mononeko''': [[WhatTheHellHero Damn you Crazy]], now I'm beginning to see parallels between Darth Vader and this jerkwad.
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[TakeThat A whiny manbitch in a can?]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic Multipart sampler]]
* Pretty much everything involving the [[GargleBlaster Spiky Blue]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Past Sins Original Edit]]
* From Part 1:
** "Tonight, you shall be your own mare,"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[SassyBlackWoman sassy]]) That's right honey, you need ''no'' pony to tie ''you'' down, you an independent mare with her ''own'' aspirations! (snaps fingers) [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone ...I think I got too into that bit...]]
--->'''Topher''': mmm-HMMM!
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': DAAAAAAAAMN.
--->'''Mononeko''': Nu-uh!
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': You ain't takin' ''no'' shit from nobody!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[CreatorBacklash Please stop, I already regret it.]]''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''[[LaserGuidedKarma You dug this hole, you will sit in it.]]''
** As a result of some vague phrasing and it not being clear if it was contained, it became believed that the Nightmare Moon Fan Club [[KillItWithFire almost burnt the Everfree down]] with their ritual.
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.]] Mostly the fact that everything was now on fire.
** "The central bowl then began to billow with black smoke, the shreds of Nightmare Moon starting to truly burn."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Then what were they doing all this time, ''pretending''?
--->'''[=JofY=]''': Yes. This was all a game of pretend.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Thanks guys, this just got sad.
** When the cultists decide to attack the Royal Guard:
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Roll initiative!
--->'''Dark Angel''': [[LampshadeHanging Why do police officers tell criminals to freeze when they know they never will?]]
--->'''Topher''': [[Series/CSIMiami It makes them feel *puts on sunglasses* cool. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]
--->'''[=JofY=]''': [[TakeThat ...3/10.]]
--->'''Topher''': ... [[KillItWithFire *douses JofY in gasoline and sets him on fire*]]
--->'''Dark Angel''': ...8.7/10.
--->'''Nox''': (picture of [[WebVideo/JonTron Jon holding the "10" scorecard]])
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[TemptingFate That makes up for you invoking]] [[DiscreditedMeme that damn CSI meme]][[TemptingFate , Topher.]]
--->'''Topher''': Well, I just thought Joy needed to *puts on sunglasses* lighten up. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[TranquilFury Now you're pushing it.]]
--->'''Topher''': Well it sounds like you need to *put on sunglasses* shove off. YEEAAAAAAAAAH!
--->'''Dark Angel''': I'd destroy those sunglasses if I didn't assume you had a backup pair... or the power of plot convenience gave you another pair.
--->'''Topher''': [[RuleOfThree I guess you could say I came... *puts on sunglasses* Pre-paired. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (shoves Topher to the ground)
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[OverlyLongGag Topher kept annoying Crazy until Crazy knocked him over. I guess *puts on sunglasses* push came to shove.]]
--->'''Topher''': [[OverlyLongGag YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[RageBreakingPoint (kicks the table over in disgust)]]
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [[SanitySlippage Huh, so this is what it looks like to have a mental breakdown.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': OK, everyone had fun? Yes? ''Back to riffing.''
--->'''Topher''': Oh, yes. We've had our PUN!
** In response to one of several strings of equal signs:
--->'''Dark Angel''': It's such a shame. So many math problems will now go without answers.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Why ''was'' 6 afraid of 7...
--->'''Dark Angel''': Because 7 is a psychopathic cannibal.
** "'You mean... like this?' Nyx replied, her own horn starting to glow... only for her cup of tea to sky rocket up into the ceiling, smashing to pieces as drops of tea rained across the room."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[++[[AC:YEAH, FUCK YOU, TEA!]]++]'''''
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [--Please let Scarlet come shout at you, please let Scarlet come shout at you...--]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FriendshipMoment I second this motion. #ScarletComeHome]]
--->'''[=Calico103=]''': As if I ''needed'' to associate this more with VideoGame/FireEmblem.
--->'''Mononeko''': ...how do you even?
--->'''Dark Angel''': This is perhaps the most exciting thing in this fic so far.
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': INTENSE.
* From Part 2:
** "Hey, that's enough!"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[Music/SiIvaGunner hums]] "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65niYMVpZKU Crazy Bus]]")
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': (hums "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik&t=37s Crazy Bus]]")
--->'''Topher''': ([[LockedOutOfTheLoop is confused]])
** "Thankfully the answer to Nyx's question was short[.]"
--->'''Mononeko''': [Cheerilee] "[[MathematiciansAnswer Yes.]]"
--->'''Topher''': [Cheerilee] "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants No, Honey Mustard cannot be used as a nasal decongestant.]]"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Cheerilee] "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Horseradish cannot be used as a nasal decongestant either!]]"
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [Cheerilee] "It's not my job to care!"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Cheerilee] "I plead the Fifth."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Cheerilee] "When the ratings quickly declined during the second season, Creator/{{ABC}} [[ScrewedByTheNetwork decided against giving it more episodes past the initial 13-episode order]]. Also, it can be surmised that [[UsefulNotes/TVStrikes the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike]] causing the first season to be truncated down to nine episodes didn't help much."[[note]][[FridgeBrilliance The question in this case implied to have been]] [[RunningGag "Why did 'Pushing Daisies' get cancelled?"]][[/note]]
* From Part 4:
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Sarcastawhat?"]]
--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': Show of hands: who knows somebody that doesn't know what basic sarcasm is?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Does Bloo from [[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends"]] count?
--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': No, Crazy, [[RunningGag imaginary friends don't count.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''DAMNIT''
** "Oh, you silly spy. You thought you could hide in the school house, but nopony can hide from Pinkie Pie."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Pinkie Pie] "The fact that I killed Dashie for [[Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles cupcake ingredients]] and replaced her with a magically-autonomously-animated meat puppet with nopony noticing is proof of that!"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Rainbow Dash] "[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Wait, what?]]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Pinkie Pie] "[[WellIntentionedExtremist But, quite frankly, I'm doing the world a favor!]] I've heard stories about [[Fanfic/RainbowFactory the Rainbow Factory]], you asshole! ''I KNOW WHAT CRIMES RAINBOW HAS DONE!''"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Rainbow Dash] "Wait, ''what?''"
--->'''Topher''': Pinkie then chucked a molotov cocktail through the window, killing the spy and a small child who needed to use the bathroom.
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': The child was the one who hired him, so it wasn't the tragedy one would think.
* From Part 5:
** "Oh... of course. Spike, please take Nyx into the kitchen and start dinner."
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [Spike] "Um.. but I'm not that good of a cook."
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Twilight Sparkle] "But what about that incredible dinner last night?"
------->[Spike] "[[CuttingTheKnot I burped it in from Canterlot.]] I can do more than just letters. Didn't you wonder why I was so worn out? Hurt like fuck, too..."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Twilight Sparkle] "I have the feeling Celestia is going to be here a while; I haven't eaten all goddamn day."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Nyx] "But that's your fault for skipping Sugarcu-"
----->[Twilight] "''[[NeverMyFault LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.]]''"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Princess Celestia] "[[SayingTooMuch Uh, I thought she was your]] ''[[SayingTooMuch cousin]]''[[SayingTooMuch ?]]"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Twilight] "''[[DiggingYourselfDeeper I'LL CALL MY COUSIN-DAUGHTER WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE.]]''"
** "No, I truly had no idea where I was, what was going on...who I was."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Nyx] "''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdVXtPFqZlg&t=500s I once was lost]][[AmazingFreakingGrace , but now I'm found. Was blind, but now I see.]]''"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E08TheTouchOfSatan W-wait, you can't use "Amazing Grace" in a Nightmare Moon fanfic!]]
--->'''Mono''': Try to stop him, punk.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Thank you.
----->[Nyx] "''This song is in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdVXtPFqZlg&t=500s the Public Domain]]. That's why we used it twice.''"
** "And the Diamond Dogs were willing to put forth so effort for the gemstones? To what end?"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Basically think of this like you would playing VideoGame/CookieClicker: they are willing to spend hours on end doing monotonous shit in order to [[{{Metaphorgotten}} buy a new time machine upgrade because seriously, this is taking too goddamn long]]. [[InsaneTrollLogic ...I think my metaphor makes sense, how about you?]]
--->'''Mono''': [[TakeThat That made as much sense as Mykan's blog posts.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[-[[TranquilFury how fucking dare you]]-]''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The rest of Sonic - EGRainbowRocks]]
* From Part 1.5:
** When the villain "Darkness" turns out to ''actually'' be "[[WebOriginal/SonicExe Sonic.EXE]]":
--->"I used to go by the name Sonic EXE,["]
---->'''[[TheCameo Crazy56U]]''': ''[++[[RageBreakingPoint GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SPOON]]++]''
---->'''Mononeko''': One: Hey Crazy! Two: ''[++FUCK YOU!++]''
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Three: '''''[++[[PaintingTheMedium RING, YOU FUCKER, I WILL END YOU!!!]]++]'''''
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[NoSell ...my answer was better.]]
---->'''Topher''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint THAT SHIT-SNORTING, CUNT-CHEWING, HORSE-FUCKING SON OF A TWO-CENT WHORE ON COUPON NIGHT! THAT FUCKING DOES IT!]] '''''[[KillItWithFire *Whips out a flamethrower, sets fire to the entire room and everyone in it*]]''''' DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! BUUUUUURN!!!!'''''
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[SeenItAll I'm sensing anger. It's good that you're letting it out, but maybe a bit quieter?]]
---->'''Topher''': [-buuuuuurrrrn.-] *sets Pip on fire*
---->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': I regret all of my life choices.
** After Rainbow Dash becomes a psuedo-Power Ranger, [[TheCameo Crazy56U]] chimes in with the following:
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': I would like to say, at this juncture, that when Ring told me about what goes down in this fic (including a bit that, well, you will know about when you get there), I declared that, by all accounts, this would actually ''[[BeyondTheImpossible debunk]]'' "The Mysterious Death of the Wonderbolt Leader" as the ''dumbest'' fic ''ever'' ran on [=FFT3K15=]. ''[[FromBadToWorse And it gets worse.]]''
* From Part 2:
** "Fluttershy then flew after her, took out her Morpher, aimed at Frost, and yelled, 'Kindness Blast!'"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': I'mma fuck you up with hugs!
* From Part 3:
** After Strike is revealed to be [[GodModeSue "the son of the multiverse"]]:
--->'''[[TheCameo Crazy56U]]''': ([[WesternAnimation/BluesClues picture of Steve and Mailbox looking stunned]])
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[HeroicBSOD what the fuckity fuck fuck does that even mean that's literally impossible]] that would be be infinite blood
--->'''Mono''': ...I'm just gonna let [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n0Uj41zlhU&feature=youtu.be&t=33 Viggo Mortensen]] speak for me.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ...Welp, we have a winner. STAND ASIDE, NYX! MOVE ALONG, LIGHTNIGHT! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR FUCKING THRONE, GRANDRULER!!! WE HAVE A NEW KING FOR THE TITLE OF "WORST MARTY STU IN THE HISTORY OF FANFICTION", AND HIS NAME IS STRIKE!!!
-->Everyone gasped. "How can this be!?" Strike asked shocked,
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[+THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING ASKING+]''
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': '''''[++MARTY STU MAGIC, THAT'S HOW!!!++]'''''
--->'''[=SC276=]''': '''''[+++[[HypocriticalHumor STOP SHOUTING, YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME]]+++]'''''
* From Part 4/Finale:
** "A bright white beam of light shined over them. The Chaos Emeralds suddenly grew and became the Super Emeralds. Sonic and Shadow realized what Tempest was doing."
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ...Okay, let me correct myself: They're going Hyper-
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[WhamLine DISCLAIMER:]] [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness You are not having a nervous breakdown,]] [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer what happens next]] ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer is]]'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer actually happening.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Brace yourselves, men!]]
--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': *dons a chain mail suit* This count as bracing myself?
*** And what ''is'' that thing [=Crazy56U=] is talking about? Sonic and Shadow, along with Twilight and Sunset, '''''[[FusionDance Fusion Dancing]]'''''.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[TranquilFury ...OK, now I'm mad.]]
---->'''Calico''': [[SincerityMode ...Thanks for the disclaimer there, Crazy.]] This is ''absolutely insane.''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[ChekhovsLecture Remember when I said this was now officially the dumbest fic we ever ran?]] ''Yeah...''
---->'''[=SC276=]''': I don't think we needed ''this'' to decide that!
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[HeroicBSOD *is left speechless, only despair remains*]]
---->'''Mono''': Based on WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse apparently having a lot of lesbian subcontext, I am actually pretty okay with this. [[SanitySlippage That, and this fic made my brain go numb in the last part already.]]
---->'''Topher''': ...I SHIP IT!
*** "After the beams of light disappeared, Darkness was the first one to get a look at what happened, and a sudden shock went right onto his face."
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': As in, [[CurbStompBattle a lightning was fired at him and he died, free from this story.]]
---->'''[=SC276=]''': I can't believe ''Sonic.EXE'' is the most relatable character in this story now.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': The Author is a miracle worker. Just not in the manner of ''good'' miracles...
** After Darkness throws a "Dark Chaos Speed Force Bomb":
--->'''Ringmaster''': Okay, at this point [[WordSalad you're just randomly throwing words together.]] ...Not to say that that hasn't pretty much been this whole fic so far, but still.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, I mean come on, at this rate you might as well start cribbing from ''Franchise/DragonBall'' for your stupid attack names, [[WhamLine and on]] ''[[WhamLine that]]'' [[WhamLine note-]] [[FiveSecondForeshadowing (snaps fingers)]]
-->Darkness threw his enormous energy bomb at them.
-->[[WhamLine "CHAOS KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA!"]]
--->'''Calico''': [=Kamehameh=]''[=areyoukiddingme=]''. ...And no, I'm not sorry.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''I WAS JOKING!!''
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': D-Did you... *raises hands* I give up. This fanfic has decided to blatantly become Anime/DragonBallZ. [[BeyondTheImpossible Not even Mykan is this creative-bankrupt...]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[NoJustNoReaction No. Just...no.]]
--->'''Mono''': ... Okay, fuck you! Fuck! You!
--->'''Topher''': Hang on, I'm going to need a ''REALLY'' big swear for this. *inhales mightily* '''[+++[[AtomicFBomb FUCK!]]+++]'''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''Shut the fuck up.''
** During the final musical number, [=SC276=] is given the floor to sing [[Series/KamenRiderDenO "Climax Jump"]]. When the song wraps:
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Yeah, I know, I'm awesome. [[WesternAnimation/LloydInSpace No applause,]] [[MoneyDearBoy just money.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (tosses Pip's wallet)
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': You know I ''don't'' carry money, right?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': You're right. (tosses Ring's wallet)
--->'''Ringmaster''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Try again, I don't either.]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': (tosses Mono's wallet)
--->'''Mono''': *catches his wallet and punches Unknown in the face*
--->'''Ringmaster''': Eh, it's no ''[[VideoGame/Yakuza0 Judgement (Shinpan)]]'', but it'll do. [[PetTheDog *tosses SC's wallet*]]
--->'''Topher''': *chucks a jar full of change at SC's head*
[[/folder]]
[[folder:[=MLPokemon=] Redone]]
* From Part One
** A running gag throughout the riff concerns characters being threatened by Pidgeys armed with switchblades - Pidgeyblades.
** "She looked around for a shadow hoping to find any sign of the man."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': As opposed to finding any sign of the babe.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WaxingLyrical What babe?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[WaxingLyrical The babe with the power.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WaxingLyrical What power?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[WaxingLyrical The power of voodoo.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WaxingLyrical Who doo?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[WaxingLyrical You do.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WaxingLyrical Do what?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Remind me of the babe.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ...That was not worth five bucks.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, it's a good thing I never paid you.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The rest of My Little Sonic Friendship is way past cool]]
* From Part 1.5:
** "just been doing stuff so here we go with chapter 4 hope you like it"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...oh, right, this was part of that shuffler I skipped. ... [[PreviouslyOn ...mind cluing me in as to what I missed?]] Please?
--->'''Ringmaster''': [[TakeThat Absolutely nothing of importance.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Okay, good, so I'm all caught up.
--->'''Mono''': If you really wanna know: Sonic gets into Equestria, races Rainbow Dash [[DisproportionateRetribution and is laughed]] [[KickTheDog at while drowning]]. That's literally all you missed.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...laughing at someone while they are dying, that's... ...that's something I wish I saw...
--->'''Topher''': Well, just keep your eyes on me.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': After everything in that horrible crossover, I think I wanna see that drowning scene.
** A RuleOfThree RunningGag: the start of each chapter prompts [=Crazy56U=] to turn it into "[[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia It's Always Sunny in Equestria]]"[[note]]"Sonic Burns Down Town Hall", "Pinkie Kills Princess Celestia", and "Twilight and Fluttershy Sell Spike For Drugs", respectively[[/note]].
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ...can't top that. *gives Crazy a "You Win" ribbon*
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (grabs ribbon, jumps onto table, pumps fist) I'm on top of the world, ma!
** "Fluttershy: Thanks Sonic."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[TakeThat The saddest combination of words ever devised by humanity.]]
--->'''Ringmaster''': Nah, at this point I think that's "[[Film/PowerRangers2017 The Power Rangers are almost undone by a sexting scandal]]".
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': What about "[A] character jerks off a bull. (To be fair, he thought it was a cow.)"?
--->'''Ringmaster''': Close second.
--->'''Mono''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wasn't that a joke in Ice Age 3?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Unless there was a masturbation scene I repressed from my memory, [[http://uproxx.com/movies/power-rangers-review/ nope]].
--->'''Mono''': Well, not really a masturbation scene, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sl9rFBknOI&feature=youtu.be&t=61 but...]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': "funny scene". [[TakeThat ...yeah, the uploader is a liar.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': But it's the internet! ''[[SarcasmMode Nobody]]'' [[SarcasmMode lies on the internet!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, uh huh, [[WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} Buster Baxter]] called, [[SubvertedTrope he agrees.]] ... ... ...wait...
** "The Dragon then used his tail to smack and keep Sonic down."
--->'''Mono''': Sonic is a fly now.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Sonic was now a splat of blue and red on the floor.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BodyHorror And then an explosion of rings erupted from Sonic's rectum.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ...I don't like my joke for this part. Next person, go.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Okay.]] ''SO SONIC KEEPS SHITTING RINGS-''
** "The hedgehog then got some parts and used his superspeed to create a big ramp outside of Ponyville"
--->'''Mono''': [[MacGyvering With just three planks and a paper clip. Because he was just that awesome.]]
--->'''Topher''': PFFT! Child's play. I built THIS *holds up a rocket launcher* out of two corn flakes, a toilet paper tube, [[CuttingTheKnot and a rocket launcher]]!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (holds up a working [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture flux capacitor]]) Five Tic Tacs and a staple.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[StuffBlowingUp (holds up a bomb) A bomb. (BOOM)]]
* From Part 3 (Finale):
** "Sonic: Diamond Dogs?"
--->'''Mono''': Yeah, those things from VideoGame/MetalGear.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, [[Music/DiamondDogs don't you know about them?]] [[WaxingLyrical The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees. Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': That sounds oddly more like [[WebVideo/MarbleHornets Slenderman]] than these guys.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': Please don't give this author any ideas.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[SarcasmMode Thanks for that]], Music/DavidBowie is spinning in his grave now.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[TakeThat Wasn't he already?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''And what is that supposed to mean?''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Quite a trick, seeing as he was cremated.
--->'''Mono''': Details, details.
*** Crazy pretty much just WaxingLyrical during the entire scene.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cutie Bloom]]
* From Part 1:
** "Day 1: Hardly Working"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Or "Working Hard"? (stupidly grins; does the finger guns)
--->'''Mono''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...This is gonna be the highlight of our comedy tonight, ladies and gentlemen.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''Fuck you, I have more material.''
** "Ready for some more crusading? I think today's our lucky day!"
--->'''Mono''': And then she won the jackpot.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Sweetie Belle has... a full house.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[DramaticIrony The fact that today was Friday the 13th eluded Scootaloo.]]
--->'''Nox''': [Scootaloo] "I have this lucky rabbit's foot; just don't tell Fluttershy we have this."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BloodyHilarious Meanwhile, at Fluttershy's cottage, Angel was in the process of bleeding out.]]
** At one point, Scootaloo snaps and attacks Diamond Tiara:
--->"Scootaloo!" Cheerilee stood over both of them,
---->'''Mono''': GODDAMMIT, CHEERILEE! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Cheerilee] "I don't care if she's a bitch, there is ''no way'' I can justify a child being murdered to the cops! [[FanFic/CheerileesGarden That one fanfic]] has done ''terrible things'' to my reputation!"
** "Applejack took her little sister and her friends to the Sugarcube Corner where Pinkie Pie always worked delightfully."
--->'''Mono''': [[TemptingFate Except when she was off her meds.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': As opposed to the other Sugarcube Corner, which was a cabaret.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Pinkie Pie] "([[GilliganCut is in the middle of a breakdown]]) GOD TAKE ME NOW! (throws a rolling pin through a window) ''[[RageAgainstTheHeavens FUCKING TAKE ME NOW!]]''"
** It is in this riff where, via an unnamed elderly character antagonizing Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, [[RecurringCharacter we are introduced to]] [[HateSink Jackoff Johnny]]: [[BaitAndSwitch a bowler with a golf club cutie mark]] who is seemlingly determined to be [[CardCarryingVillain the biggest asshole around]].
--->This, if anything, stung Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo hard.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Sweetie Belle] "[[LiteralMetaphor (is covered in bees)]] ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!''"
----->[Jackoff Johnny] "(is armed with a beehive) Yes, my pretties... Kill..."
--->[...]
--->They cried in each other's hooves.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': ''I get it. You're sad. Please stop crying. You can only tug my heartstrings so much before I feel like tugging your heads off.''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And so Jackoff Johnny, having accomplished his goal of [[ChildHater making children cry]], smugly went down to the park to [[KickTheDog yell at squirrels.]]
** During Apple Bloom's song in "Day 6: Not So Friends", [=Crazy56U=] "[has] a horrible idea", and accompanies it... by singing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bTqBiZlnAk&t=118s the "Jealous" song]] from "[[Horrible/AnimatedFilms Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys]]". Mono accompanies [[WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} with an occasional "Back to menu"]].
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': I did that by ear, [[WebVideo/TheSimpsums my life is worse now]].
--->'''Mono''': ''Back to menu.''
* From Part 2/Finale:
** "'Because of her, I... I took my revenge out on the wrong fillies...' Rainbow Dash was trying to hold back tears."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BlackComedy The corpses of Snips and Snails are currently buried somewhere in the Everfree.]]
** "Diamond Tiara quivered and nodded her head. 'Diamond Dazzle Tiara![']"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} DOUGLAS YANCEY FUNNIE!]]''
--->'''[=Mono=]''': ''[[WesternAnimation/JimmyNeutronBoyGenius JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON!]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[OverlyLongGag PABLO DIEGO JOSÉ FRANCISCO DE PAULA JUAN NEPOMUCENO MARÍA DE LOS REMEDIOS CIPRIANO DE LA SANTÍSIMA TRINIDAD RUIZ Y PICASSO!]]''
--->'''Terabyte''': [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory Back. To. You. Mai.]]
** "But it was such a long way down while the dragon was airborne, so she shed tears out of fear"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''BECAUSE THERE HASN'T BEEN ENOUGH CRYING ALREADY THIS STORY''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Music/TearsForFears Come on, Apple Bloom]], stop being head over heels and shout for help, even if it will be your famous last words as you wind up falling down to the ground and becoming broken and cold, I know that everybody wants to rule the world, what with this being the working hour and all, but I believe it's not enough of a mad world that they would be big enough fuckheads and suffer the children. I believe that is good advice for the young at heart.
--->'''Mono''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Call me mellow]], but I believe this entire thing is just God's mistake. Still, everybody loves a happy ending, so I guess you're right.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''I love you.''
** During Celestia's musical number, [=Crazy56U=] sings "[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Bob]]", a song made up entirely of palandromes. It winds up [[MindScrew breaking Topher's brain]].
--->'''Topher''': *has gone cross-eyed* taco cat... dog god... evil did I dwell, lewd I did live...
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (pumps fist) [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu YES, I DID IT, I BROKE HIM!]]
** "This is why Apple Bloom was bullied and it is very sad that some fillies and colts with cutie marks at young ages may think lowly of those without cutie marks."
--->'''Topher''': "[[Creator/DrSeuss And when the mark-butted ponies had frankfurter roasts, or picnics or parties or marshmallow roasts, they never invited the plain-butted ponies.]]"
--->'''Nox''': Did you just reference ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint The Butter Battle Book]]''? If so, LEAVE DR. SUESS OUT OF THIS!
--->'''Topher''': IT WAS THE SNEETCHES YOU UNCULTURED WAFFLE FUCKER!
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[+[[NotSoAboveItAll YOUR BELLY HAS NO STAR]]+]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[++[[HypocriticalHumor STOP FUCKING SCREAMING]]++]''
--->'''Topher''': ''[+++FUCK YOU+++]''
** Because of [[EndingFatigue how long the fic was taking to end]], and the fact that [=SC276=]'s fic for the Multipart Blitz, "From One World to Another", hadn't started yet, [=SC276=] unwillingly puts forth a theory:
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[ArcFatigue Did this fic eat mine?! Is that why it hasn't shown up yet?!]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[ARareSentence Fic cannibalism. Something that is disturbingly possible in this day and age.]]
--->'''Dark Angel''': [[SeenItAll I'd honestly believe that at this point.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:From One World to Another]]
* From Part 1:
** "[[OhCrap I am dead.]]"
--->'''Mono''': [[CaptainObvious Thanks for the clarification!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FakeOutFadeOut Wow, this was a short fic...]] [[BrickJoke Guess "Cutie Bloom"]] ''[[BrickJoke did]]'' [[BrickJoke eat it...]]
** "I use Utopia's effect to negate your attack. Light Wing Shield."
--->'''Topher''': HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE GIANT MONSTER FIGHTS ''BORING''?
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 WELL I BOUGHT MY DINOSAUR, WHICH EATS FORCE-FIELD DOGS!!]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[InsaneTrollLogic YOU CAN'T DO SHIT, I HAVE THE OLD MAID!]] ''I WIN!'' (kicks the table over)
* From Part 2:
** "It was easy to convince everypony that I came from a distant land and Yu-Gi-Oh was largely normal."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [random pony] "[[LetMeGetThisStraight You're telling me your entire society revolves around a children's card game?]]"
----->[Zach] "Basically."
----->[random pony] "[[INeedAFreakingDrink ...Clearly I'm not drunk enough.]]"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Twilight Sparkle] "[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Not enough moonshine on the planet for that...]]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FalseReassurance Luckily,]] [[CloudCuckooland this version of Ponyville is inhabited by the mentally insane.]]
--->'''Giginss''': Largely normal? Come at me, bro! Magic: The Gathering will beat Yu-Gi-Oh in every way!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Nice job misspelling "Cards Against Humanity", friend.
** "All along the way I explained how to play yu-gi-oh."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Not a lot to explain, honestly, [[NewRulesAsThePlotDemands all you do is cheat.]]
*** Later on, when a duel sees someone discarding their entire hand into someone ''else's'' graveyard:
---->'''Giginss''': "Sent the rest of his hand to my graveyard" is not legal Yu-Gi-Oh.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Why are you surprised, Yu Gi Oh is 100% cheating, I just fucking explained this... (ball drops in the background)
---->'''Giginss''': My attention span has been damaged as a result of reading this boring thing.
** After being exposed to [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer the real Yu-Gi-Oh card]] "Zubaba Buster", Topher theorizes that the cards are developed in part by "taking a baby to the zoo".
--->'''Topher''': [Creator] "What's that stripey one called Emma?"
----->[Baby] "Zu.. Zuba! Zubaba!"
----->[Creator] *Frantically scribbling* "Good job!"
** When it comes to light that Dinky can see Davey's Duel Spirit, Kuriboh:
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Plot twist: Dinky is mentally insane.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[BrickJoke Ah, like everyone else.]]
--->'''Mono''': [[TheUntwist ...Is that really that much of a plot twist?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem It's my joke, I say it is.]]''
** "Night's thoughts will be in italics and Sky's will be ''[[DistinctionWithoutADifference like this]]''."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[StunnedSilence ............]]'''''THOSE [++ARE++] ITALICS WHAT THE EVERLOVING [++FUCK++] IS WRONG WITH YOU'''''
--->'''Topher''': [[TrollingCreator ...I'm starting to think the author is intentionally fucking with us.]]
*** [[FalseReassurance Don't worry, there's a proper explanation.]]
---->'''[=SC276=]''': (checks) ...OK, so this is a point where Night Sky's parts are both ''bold and italic''. [[InterfaceScrew But we don't keep bold formatting because we use it.]] [-Fucking hell, Ring...-]
* From Part 3/Finale:
** "I use Mystical Space Typhoon["]
--->'''Mono''': [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 3000?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[LamePunReaction (dead-eyed glare) ...]] [[KickTheDog (assholish smirk) ...so, how are ya enjoying the Netflix revival, Mono?]][[note]] Mono lives in [[UsefulNotes/TheNetherlands The Netherlands]], [[DontExplainTheJoke a country in which the MST3K revival isn't available on Netflix]][[/note]]
--->'''Mono''': ''[[{{Angrish}} SONOFA-]]'' *anger-induced groan*
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[RunningGag YOU DUG THIS HOLE, YOU WILL SIT IN IT!]]''
** When it's revealed that [[FandomSpecificPlot Davey has an Element]]:
--->'''Mono''': Okay, ''[[TranquilFury now]]'' I'm pissed. This just became a seventh element story, folks!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (is sad) [-[[CallBack ...why couldn't we have Davey murder Happy Appy in a duel...]]-]
--->'''Mono''': [[SincerityMode Be honest. Would Happy Appy being in this story improved it in any way?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [-[[BrutalHonesty Yes, because at least things would be happening...]]-] [[DespairEventHorizon (buries head in hands; cries)]] [-[[WhamLine i want happy appy fuck you author]]-] (sobs)
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[StunnedSilence (stares mouth agape, dumbfounded)]]
** "A goblin appeared and looked at me with a smile that would have made [[ComicBook/TheJoker the Joker]] happy."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[InstantlyProvenWrong (picture of]] [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries the Joker]] [[InstantlyProvenWrong looking exasperated)]]
--->'''Mono''': (picture of [[Film/TheDarkKnight the Joker]] looking bored)
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''' (picture of [[Series/Batman1966 the Joker]] looking enraged)
--->'''Topher''': (picture of [[Film/Batman1989 the Joker]] looking annoyed) I swear to god, if one of you motherfuckers uses Suicide Squad joker I will destroy you all.
** "Yay, final boss battle!"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''I hope you die from [[CutYourHeartOutWithASpoon eating too much corn.]]''
--->'''Mono''': '''''[[PaintingTheMedium GO EAT A... 40 CALIBER GUN BARREL MADE OUT OF BLACK LICORICE, AUTHOR!]]''''' [[DelayedReaction ...Wait, what? Corn?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''He doesn't deserve a creative death.''
--->'''Mono''': But... Isn't dying from eating corn-
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint STOP TALKING STOP TALKING STOP TALKING]]'''''
--->'''Mono''': -fuck it, let's move on.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mighty Morphin' Kaiju Rangers: An EQG Crossover]]
* From Part 1:
** "Up next was a yellowskinned"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[UnfortunateImplications Oh noooooooooooooooooooooo...]]''
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ7n95lCwik Doctooooor Coooonnoooor's claaaaaaasssss...]]''
--->'''Mono''': [[BorrowedCatchphrase God's fist,]] [[CallBack it's Equestria Girls (Rewritten) all over again...]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Don't you go stealing my curses, Mono.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Doubtful, Charlie Kelly isn't writing this...
--->'''Mono''': And how do you know that for sure?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (deadly serious) I've seen enough ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' to be able to tell.
** For a majority of part one, the full title wasn't revealed. The fic was even called "???: An EQG Crossover" in the doc title. And here is why that was:
--->"Alright guys, ready?" Junior said. "READY!" "We got aliens to stop! [[WhamLine IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!]]["]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[++[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe OH COME THE FUCK ON]]++]'''''
---->'''Mono''': '''''[++YEP, YOU FUCKED UP NOW!++]'''''
* From Part 2:
** "'Where did this guy come from?[']"
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[WaxingLyrical Where did he come from, where did he go?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Film/SwissArmyMan Where did ya come from, Cotton Eye Joe?]]
--->'''Mono''': *starts playing a fiddle*
** Apparently between parts, [=Crazy56U=] wound up watching the "Rollergator" Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} with Ring.
--->'I sense a great disturbance in the force![']
---->'''Mono''': *glances at Crazy* Are you gonna link [[Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack the video]] or should I do it?
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (sad) I'm not in the mood, I watched [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEifCcmacwk the Rollergator Rifftrax]] with Ring last night, [[DespairEventHorizon and now I legit want to die]].
---->'''Mono''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa0K8qKtsBg Kay.]]
*** And then later on, when his renaming of Junior into "Gamera" [[UnexpectedCharacter gets derailed by Gamera actually being a character in the fic]], [=Crazy56U=] reacted in kind:
---->Gamera was bored out of his skull.
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ... ... ... ... (seethes in rage) ''fuck yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou''
----->'''Mono''': Same here, buddy.
---->All he could do on Solgell Island was sit, fish, and wait until Junior and the others sent him word of their battles.
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Glad to see that Rollergator ([[TakeThat because, again, fuck you]]) can't be bothered to buy a [[UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch Switch]].
----->'''Mono''': Maybe he just doesn't have the money.
----->'''[=SC276=]''': Wait, did he show up before? I can't remember any of their actual names because I have a hard time with Japanese names I can't hear.
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Rollergator appeared in the hearts of children.
** "Mothra soon stepped in, 'Calm down Xenilla. Lea's affliction can only be cured by another of the divine moth lineage, like myself.[']"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Being covered in starfish]]'' requires divine intervention to cure?!
--->'''Mono''': [[ARareSentence ...I never thought I'd read that sentence in my entire life.]]
--->'''Giginss''': Taken out of context, that would make for a very weird story.
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Taken ''in'' context makes for a very weird story.
** The crossover train has no brakes.
--->X only smiled and said, "It only hurts when I smile".
---->'''[=SC276=]''': And now the fucking ''[[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]]'''s been dragged into this!
---->'''Topher''': [[CallBack I refer you to the Joker sketch we did back during the Yu-Gi-Oh crossover.]]
--->The two were enjoying each other's company until the Controller came into the room.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': ''and now [[WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends Thomas the Tank Engine]] what the fuck is wrong with this story''
** When Junior unlocks his SuperMode:
--->And in a flash of light, Junior's old ranger suit was gone, replaced with a new armor that seemed to radiate power.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': "Specifically, radiation! [[MoodWhiplash Everyone now has cancer! :D]]"
---->'''Mono''': The weird part is that I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be happy now or not. On the one hand, his OC's got cancer. On the other hand, the Mane 7 now have cancer... [[DarkerAndEdgier this tangent got really dark really fast.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[RefugeInAudacity But on the plus(?) side, the story is now interesting.]]
---->'''Mono''': [[DamnedByFaintPraise It took 13 chapters, but the interesting part has to start somewhere.]]
** "Junior then readied his newest attack, 'It's over Ghidorah! Ultimate Atomic Blast!',["]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[RageBreakingPoint WOULD YOU STOP GIVING PEOPLE CANCER?!]]''
--->'''Mono''': [[RefugeInAudacity Honestly, that's the best sentence I've read all week.]]
** "Sunset started off with a spinning bird kick, but Junior countered with a shoryuken!"
--->'''Mono''': How to write a Franchise/StreetFighter match. Step 1) Make sure your fight includes the word "shoryuken". The End.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[GretzkyHasTheBall Final Smash! Overkill! Final answer! TOUCHDOWN!]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros PERSONALLY I PREFER THE AIR]]''
** At one point in the story, Junior starts singing "[[SickeninglySweet I Want It That Way]]" by Music/BackstreetBoys to Sunset. Mono replies to this by singing Music/CannibalCorpse's "[[MoodDissonance Hammer Smashed Face]]" ([[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a song about a guy whose face gets smashed with a hammer]]) over it. The sheer MoodDissonance is worth a chuckle or two.
*** Meanwhile, [=Crazy56U=] sang "[[Music/EltonJohn The Bitch is Back]]"... [[DidNotThinkThisThrough which bites him in the ass]] when Sunset responds:
---->"That was so beautiful.", Sunset said in awe.
----->'''Mono''': Well, thanks. Never knew you were into that.
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[UnfortunateImplications Sunset likes being called a bitch.]] ''[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Oh God.]]''
----->'''Mono''': Congratulations, Crazy! You made this riff ''[[FromBadToWorse even more]]'' disturbing!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Equestria chronicles : the lesson of a human adaptation]]
* From Part 1:
** [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Right off the bat]], the Author makes a [[LogicBomb bold claim.]]
--->i dont think anypony ever done a sci-fi fanfiction
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Wait, wh- [[RunningGagStumbles (the ball outflow pipe explodes)]] ''[[OhCrap JESUS CHRIST]]'' (is buried in balls)
---->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': There's not enough duct tape in the world to fix that.
---->'''Mono''': Hey now, [[ExactWords he is right in a sense.]] No ''pony'' has ever written a sci-fi fic before.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': Only 'cause they haven't tried yet.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[KickTheDog (still buried under the ball pile; muffled screaming for air)]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The First 24 Chapters of Living The Dream]]
* From Part 1
** In one of the weirdest cases of timing ever, this part came out around the time ''[[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back]]'' was announced:
--->'''Fallen Prime''': Ladies and gentlemen... part one of the first twenty-four chapters of [=kickass222urmom=]'s "Living the Dream." [[ToThePain May God have mercy on you all.]]
--->'''Ringmaster''': Without further ado... well, what he said. This is going to be ''fun''.
--->'''[=JofY=]''': [=Kickass222urmom=]? I'm genuinely surprised there isn't another random number at the end of that with that level of maturity!
--->'''Mono''': Oh boy, this is gonna be a doozy! Let's get this gravy train ''rolling'', baby!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[FailedASpotCheck looking at iPhone]]) They're bringing ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RHdrmZsNs0 Bubsy]]'' back, [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe are you]] ''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe FUCKING]]''- (looks up) Wait, what's going on?
*** "Yeah, don't worry guys, [the 2012 Mayan apocalypse]'s not going to happen." I laughed.
---->'''[=JofY=]''': "[[TemptingFate What's the worst that could happen?]]"
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': After all, [[TimeMarchesOn this riff is happening in 2017]].
---->'''[=SC276=]''': And if the world survived 20''16'', it can survive anything.
---->'''[=CrownedSkull=]''': But can we all survive the return of Bubsy?!
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Considering as I was there for Bubsy 3D, [[DeadpanSnarker I wouldn't get my hopes up]].
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Real talk, if the Return of Bubsy [[TakeThat brings about]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt the end of the world and we all die...]] [[SincerityMode ...I'd be down for that.]]
---->'''Topher''': *[[KickTheDog Dejectedly throws away]] [[PetTheDog inspiring monologue about how a Bubsy reboot could be an opportunity to amend the errors of the past and give the creators a second chance to make a quality product]]*
** "One of the main things I need to figure out is how to make money. If I'm going to live here and own my own place,"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And so Lancelot sought out the fanciest cardboard box he could afford-
** Behold: Lancelot finding a cupcake Rainbow left and being ''quite literally'' TooDumbToLive:
--->I picked it up and ate it in two bites, tasty. It has a small plain bitter taste to it with a hint of sour.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[GenreSavvy ... ... ...]] ''[[BitterAlmonds Rainbow poisoned the cupcake, didn't she...]]''
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[DevilsAdvocate Devil's advocate:]] [[LethalChef Rainbow could just suck that much at baking.]]
---->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': [[TakeAThirdOption Or both.]]
--->Wow, I'm starting to feel light headed.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[StunnedSilence ... ... ...]] [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe (pinches bridge of nose) You fucking dumbass...]]
---->'''[=SC276=]''': We'll see if I ever advocate for ''that'' asshole again.
---->'''Mono''': ''What the shit?''
** Out of all of the riffers, [=Crazy56U=] takes the most offense to God deciding to bring Lancelot back to life after Rainbow accidentally killed him. So, [[TrollingCreator of course]], Ring decided to pipe up:
--->["]And died due to the jealousy of another. I think that earns you a redo."
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[+++[[RageBreakingPoint NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T IF ANYTHING HE DESERVES TO BE]] [[KilledOffForReal CHUCKED INTO THE VOID!]]+++]''
---->'''Ringmaster''': [[{{Troll}} Why are you so surprised about this?]] *pulls out a tape recorder* [[WhamLine I told you]] ''[[WhamLine months]]'' [[WhamLine ago.]] *hits "[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/19Pob16NHWv4dTJlW455ANNZa-ZqP0Bl0-BEa4go3rrs Play]]"*
---->'''Tape Recorder''': @@[[ChekhovsLecture No,]] this is ponyfic we're talking about, I mean the one from *shudder* Living the Dream. ... I... think I know that one... ...did some OC fuck Rainbow in that, and they had a child? ... No, Rainbow TRIED to fuck the OC, then murdered him (accidentally) when he rejected her. ... ...well, then.@@
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[StunnedSilence ...]] [[RageBreakingPoint (begins twitching in rage; takes tape recorder and smashes it)]] ''[--Fuck yoooooooooooooooooooou...--]''
** "Yep, I [[RougeAnglesOfSatin defiantly]] hate doctors[.]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''YEAH, FUCK YOU HEALTHCARE, THE AUTHOR'S OC GIVES NOT ONE FUCK!''
* From Part 2
** "That's [[RougeAnglesOfSatin defiantly]] the Carousel Boutique."
-->'''[=JofY=]''': Nope, Twilight's library. You missed it.
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': How the fuck can a building be defiant?
-->'''Calico''': It yells at people who get its name wrong.
-->'''Mono''': [Library] "I'm called Golden ''Oak'', fuckstick!"
-->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Sugarcube Corner is on probation: it has a pretty filthy mouth and a lot of kids visit the place. It just took one girl asking her mother what a 'cocksucker' was to get itself up shit creek.
-->'''Topher''': Fluttershy's cottage is so far away from town because it needs to stay at least 200 yards away from children.
** After it's established that there's more bronies in Equestria:
--->They are spread out among Equestria, but there are four in Ponyville counting you."
---->'''Ringmaster''': I can tell you right now that this is a ''[[BlatantLies blatant lie]]''.
---->'''[=JofY=]''': [[SarcasmMode In this fic? What a surprise!]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': So, what, there's actually ''five''?
---->'''Ringmaster''': If we're talking this whole fic, not just the first 24? Try ''[[FourLinesAllWaiting fifty]]''.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': So, talking the first 24 ''specifically''... [[InsistentTerminology ...like five?]]
---->'''Ringmaster''': Saying exactly how many would be spoilers, [[WelcomeToHell but let me just say that very soon you will all get tired of this fic being nothing but new OC introductions peppered with moments of utter insanity.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[UnfazedEveryman ...so...]] [[RuleOfThree ...like five, got it.]]
** The AlternateCharacterInterpretation pays off.
-->"How do you know about that?"
--->'''Ringmaster''': [Lance] "Well, just to let you know, she tried to rape me in public a couple nights ago, and, oh yeah, accidentally murdered me yesterday. You should ''probably'' stay the fuck away."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Mysterious Stranger] "Well, shit, I didn't know- wait, hold on, I ''thought'' you looked familiar, [[DramaticIrony you're that pony who constantly lies, aren't you?!]]"
--->'''Ringmaster''': [Lance] "Yes, but- [[CassandraTruth you're not going to believe a word of this, are you...]]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Mysterious Stranger] "(muttering) [--Yeah, that's what I fucking thought.--] (shoves Lancelot) Why don't you fuck off, you jackass! Rainbow wants to hang out with me, and I have no time for ''your'' shit!"
--->'''Ringmaster''': [Lance] "(mumbling) [--Why don't you go fuck off too, ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} cumstain]]''.--]"
** It eventually comes to light that Mysterious Stranger (David) has [[UnfortunateImplications a white mark underneath his wing]]... which gives way to one of the more unfortunate renamings in the history of [=FFT3K15=]:
--->Okay, now it fits him.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[EveryoneHasStandards I'm]] ''severely'' resisting the urge to call him "Cumstain" now...
---->'''Ringmaster''': [[FromBadToWorse Let's compromise:]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Mysterious Cumstain.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[StunnedSilence ... ... ...]][[SureLetsGoWithThat fuck it, why not.]]
---->'''Mono''': ..."Mysterious Cumstain" sounds like a Friday night gone wrong...
---->'''Topher''': Or gone horribly right depending on your tastes.
** "I know of a place where we can both live, or until you get your own place."
--->'''Mono''': *[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ pulls out the sexy sax]]*
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (shoves a fish into the sax) [[NoJustNoReaction No, no.]]
--->'''Topher''': *[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWAAZiQWOMg pulls out the sexy accordion]]* THERE IS NOWHERE TO SHOVE A FISH, MORTAL! [[TemptingFate WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ... [[TakeAThirdOption (shoves a fish up Topher's [CENSORED FOR COMEDY])]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': *commences [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus the Fish-Slapping Dance]]*
** "She lead us to a room with a single pony model stand, a nice looking suit on it."
--->'''[=JofY=]''': Please don't fuck the mannequin...
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Oh, goody, [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slenderpony]] is in this. ''I want to eat glass.''
--->'''Mono''': [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor At your service.]] *smashes a glass vase and force feeds Crazy the shards*
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[FromBadToWorse THAT'S NOT MY MOUTH OH GOD]] [[EyeScream MY EYES MY FUCKING EYES]]''
--->'''Topher''': FINALLY, SOMETHING WITH ENTERTAINMENT VALUE!
** In stark contrast to [[RageBreakingPoint Crazy56U's absolute meltdown]] over the fic indirectly associating itself with his sister's dog, when [[TheStoner Mellow Haze]] is introduced towards the end of the part, and gives his real name:
--->He reached out with his right hoof, "Names Greg."
---->'''[=SC276=]''': You leave Steven Universe out of this!
---->'''Calico''': Not for long, dood!
---->'''Mono''': [=PonyMaker=] it is!
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[OneSteveLimit ...and that's the name of my dad.]] ... ... [[DullSurprise ...and I do not give a fuck in the slightest, so fuck it, Wallydo it is.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing]]
* From Part 2:
** When it comes time for the first song of the part, Mono attempts to OptOut... only for [=Crazy56U=] to remind him of a promise he made. What follows is what [=Crazy56U=] himself calls "[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy the whitest thing either of [them] have ever done]]": the two of them doing "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE Rappin' for Jesus]]", complete with the occasional [[SoundEffectBleep air horn]] to get around certain NWordPrivileges.
*** Not only does Mono get the part of Mary Sue, but [[DramaticIrony the Netherlands-based riffer]] [[PlayingAgainstType gets the "And I'm proud to be an American!" line]].
** "Being is very bad.["]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Lightning disagrees with the concept of ''existence''?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''I can't fucking believe [=Lightning McQueen=] is the most relatable character.''
** When everyone starts to sing in the style of "[[Series/BarneyAndFriends Oh What a Day]]", [=Crazy56U=] chooses to counter with [[RefugeInAudacity "Everyday is Exactly the Same"]] [[Music/NineInchNails by Nine Inch Nails]].
* From Part 3:
** [=SC276's=] RunningGag of having music equipment [[StuffBlowingUp explode]] at the end of a song has consequences.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]:''' [[ManOnFire (is now on fire)]] ''GODDAMNIT OW''
--->'''Nox:''' ''Where's the fire extinguisher!?''
--->'''Topher:''' [[ManOnFire *is currently on fire*]] I used it to propel my swivel chair down the stairs. Why, do we need it?
--->'''[=JofY=]:''' Huh... Good thing the explosion launched me back here.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]:''' Bravo! Everyone!
--->'''Mono:''' I don't know what the fuck just happened, but all I know is that I still have a bag of marshmallows waiting to be toasted! *roasts marshmallows on Crazy's burning body*
--->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]:''' Oh goody! I love s'mores!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:My Immortal (actually Handbook for Mortals)]]
* From Part 1:
** At the end of the intro, [=SC276=] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Pages Down, refusing to read the story]]. When one of the infamous lines from chapter 4 [[NotHisSled doesn't pay off]] and keeps going on for several periods, with many of the riffers growing increasingly worried...
--->'''[=SC276=]''': *pmoohw* ...[[OhCrap Oh hell,]] ''[[HereWeGoAgain not again]]''.
** Due to the appearance of characters named Charles and Mac, respectively, [=Crazy56U=] abruptly decides to rename the main character "Sweet Dee" in order to recontextualize the book into being ''[[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia It's Always Ebony in Las Vegas]]''.
* From the Part 3 recap:
** "'''So, Music/REOSpeedwagon, you like playing with fire now?' I asked.''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...okay, does this count as the story becoming [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Jojo]]? Do I need to call this "It's Always Ebony in Jojo" now?
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': Well considering Speedwagon was mentioned and the use of tarot cards... [[BluntYes yes.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''~I FEEL SUPERNATURAL~''
* From the Part 5 recap:
** "And here I was beginning to think my love spell wasn't working."
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[IWasJustJoking I thought]] [[RunningGag the brainwashing thing]] [[IWasJustJoking was a joke...]]
-->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Author, when I said to listen, I didn't mean like this!]]''
-->'''Mono''': Congratulations! You got even creepier now!
** Due to how the recap was structured, at one point Mac makes a remark to Sofia... and we never learn what the remark was.
--->''[=Crazy56U=]: If you want to know what Mac's remark was, just pretend.''
** Because he only started being part of the recaps in this part (due to Ring having opted to do ARG-related stuff instead), [=Crazy56U=] decides to [[{{Retcon}} retroactively]] institute a DrinkingGame concerning [[TakeThat SC276 repeatedly bringing up mind control]].
--->I shrugged at Jackson; I wasn't really aware we needed to talk about intro music but, if Charles said so . . . .
---->'''[=SC276=]''': ...and Magic-boy has higher-priority mind-control magic, which probably pisses Jackson off to no end.
-->''[=Crazy56U=]: Here's fun a game I'm retroactively inventing: take a shot every time SC brings up mind-control. [[WorthIt You may die, but hey, you'll have fun!]]''
** The CharacterShilling Train has no breaks:
--->''[=Crazy56U=]: [[SarcasmMode It's always fun]] when an Author decides [[RunningGag to lick their lollipop]], ain't it...''
--->''[=SC276=]: [[FridgeLogic I'm not sure that exactly applies if the author's a woman...]] [[FridgeHorror Then again,]] [[BrainBleach I don't want to know what she''s licking in that case.]]''
** "He stood directly in the middle of the platform, pausing before the main spotlight hit him."
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': It then blinded his eyes.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[DeadpanSnarker As opposed to what, Bitt, blinding his fingertips?]]
-->''[=Crazy56U=]: So, an- [[RunningGag (ball drops in the background)]] [[{{Beat}} ... ... ...]][[UnfazedEveryman so,]] anyway[.]''
** "'Call my mother,' I muttered right before my eyes rolled back in my head and I passed out completely."
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': "I have to yell at her some more."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Charlie Kelly] "...uh... ... [[YourMom ...y-yo mamma so fat, she has her own zip code?]]"
----->[Dennis Reynolds] "(legitimately confused) Charlie, what the fuck a-"
----->[Charlie Kelly] "[[YourMom Yo m-mamma so fat, the last time she did a jumping jack, Atlantis sunk into the sea?]]"
----->[Dennis Reynolds] "(unceremoniously drops Sweet Dee) Charlie, that's n-"
----->[Charlie Kelly] "[[YourMom Yo mamma so dumb,]] [[RuleOfThree she gave birth to you?]]"
----->[Dennis Reynolds] "(gets up) [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Charlie, did you honestly think 'call my mom' meant making 'Yo Mamma' jokes?!]]"
----->[Charlie Kelly] "... ... [[DiggingYourselfDeeper ...y-y-yo m-mamma-]]"
----->[Dennis Reynolds] "''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe DEAR GOD]]''"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (claps)]]
** "''And now, Charlie Kelly makes Mac feel like a dumbass. [[ARareSentence A sentence that never could be associated with "]]Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia[[ARareSentence ", but fuck it, here we are.]]''"
* From the Part 7 (Finale) recap:
** During the recap, [=SC276=] and [=Crazy56U=] are quite vocal about their dislike of the Creator/AdultSwim ARG because, since it was starting its third act during the time the recap had to be written, Ring was too busy so they ended up doing it for the third time in a row.[[note]][=Crazy56U=] in particular wanted to blow off doing the recap because of this, but only decided against it [[FriendshipMoment because SC276 asked him for help]].[[/note]]
--->''[=SC276=]: I understand I have a very broad idea of "highlights," but I did my best considering LOOK WHAT I HAD TO WORK WITH.''
--->''[=Crazy56U=]: Seriously, if there is a lesson one should take away from this recap section, [[SpoofAesop it's that you should never take part in an ARG, lest you abandon your friends to doing your work for you, and you make them mad at you.]] [[RunningGag Fuck Adult Swim.]]''
** From the riff proper, when Tom takes to the mic during Charles and Della's wedding:
--->Tom from Jackson's band
---->'''[=SC276=]''': "-whatever it was called-"
--->got on the mic.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Tom] "(panel of [[Manga/PopTeamEpic Popuko freestyle rapping]])"
---->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[TranquilFury how dare you associate jammin Popuko with this idiot]]''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[KickTheDog the exact same panel, but bigger]])
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint There, that's better.]]
*** Meanwhile, in the recap, [=Crazy56U=] clarifies that [[TakeThat he did it out of spite for SC]].
---->''[=SC276=]: I fucking knew it.''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic - EG Friendship Games]]
* From Part 1:
** "'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you all know what happens when you don't respect me!' Eggman said speaking over a microphone."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[NeverRecycleYourSchemes You recycle plans because fanfic writers are uncreative as fuck?]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[TakeThat You do exactly the same as when they respect you?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Oh goody, Robeggmanik's [[StealthPun cyberbullying]] people again!
--->'''Mono''': Eggman just had a Mykan fantasy.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': So, business as usual then.
** "They knew that Eggman was destroying their world."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[TheEndOftheWorldAsWeKnowIt This is the way the world ends.]] ''[[WhatTheHellHero With Sonic not doing a goddamn thing.]]''
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[TakeThat Yep, this is pretty much the plot of]] ''VideoGame/SonicForces''[[TakeThat .]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The PER: Michelson and Morely - The Speed Of Right]]
* From Part 1:
** To the group's infinite shock, apparently Chat knows the term "[[{{Squick}} bukkake]]".
-->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS]]''
-->'''Mono''': ''No, Chat! Please do not talk about bukkak.''
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[StunnedSilence ... ... ...]]''[-[[FridgeHorror but how does Chat know what bukkake]] [[FridgeHorror is?]]-]''
-->'''[=Captainpipsqueak=]''': [-Do you really wanna know? 'Cause I sure don't.-]
-->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ''[[FreakOut AND NOW HENTAI IS INVOLVED! THIS IS OUR LIVES NOW!]]''
-->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': [[HeroicBSOD (smashes head against the invisible wall to delete this image)]]
** "Wasn't it illegal to inflict pain on the hypernet?"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Unfortunately, no, [[LiteralMinded cyberbullying]] ''isn't'' illegal. ''Go and pillage.''
--->'''Mono''': You heard Crazy, everyone! Go to Mykan's fimfiction profile at once!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Kingdom Hearts: Equestria Girls]]
* From Part 1:
** Given how niche of a topic ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' is, and that [=SC276=] and [=JofY=] are the only people truly familiar with it, it's understood that the rest of the people involved in the riff [[LockedOutOfTheLoop have no idea what they are walking in to]]:
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Hello, friends. It's me, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment your friendly neighborhood me.]] If you, like me, have no fucking idea what the plot of Kingdom Hearts is and want to reasonably participate in this multiparter, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA I have a video for you.]]
--->'''[=Mono=]''': [[TemptingFate Pffff, who needs videos? I can totally riff this despite knowing nothing about Kingdom Hearts! ...right?]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Fun fact: Despite knowing bits about the plot and all that, this would actually be my introduction to the series as a whole. ''This should be twice as fun...''
--->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': ...welp, I was about to make a quip about how I never played a ''Kingdom Hearts'' game before and I was probably, but at least the video Crazy linked at least got me up to speed... or at least make it not as confusing as it was before. So thanks, Crazy.
--->'''[=SuperMapslover=]''': I've never even played Kingdom Hearts before, and I already know that this is going to suck.
** With the riff not even past the Author's Note, [=Crazy56U=] and [=JofY=] get into a spat [[ItMakesSenseInContext over Smash Bros DLC]]:
--->Author's Notes:\\
This is my first time writing a Kingdom Hearts fic, friendly criticism is welcome.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Okay:]] [[TakeThat the day Sora gets into Smash is the day Hell freezes over, and people who keep claiming he's part of the DLC are foolish.]] ... ... ...wait, you meant criticism of the fic...
---->'''[=JofY=]''': ...H-he's viable...
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[ScrewedByTheLawyers He's partly owned by Disney,]] [[DisneyOwnsThisTrope Disney alone makes my statement valid, move on.]]''
---->'''[=JofY=]''': [[ShutUpHannibal Ha!]] [[IRejectYourReality You think my inane stubbornness will go away with simple facts?]] Little do you know, I still think Geno is possible as well!
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Joke's on you! ''I STILL SAY WALUIGI'S HAPPENING!''
---->'''Mono''': Well, I guess the fans finally got Ridley after fuck knows how many years, [[FalseReassurance so maybe in the distant future you'll get your wish.]]
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [--[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe We're not even at the fic yet...]]--]
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [--[[SarcasmMode This is already looking promising.]]--]
* From Part 2:
** Right at the outset, [=SC276=] admits (via [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1 the Gru plan meme]]) that February 2019 was all out of wack due to riffs running past the cutoff point [[TooDumbToLive due to the fact they forgot February is short]].
--->Push riffs back two days
--->Let longer length of last week of month cover the difference
--->[[FailedASpotCheck Forget February doesn't have a longer last week]]
--->[[OhCrap (Gru looks at paper in shock)]]
** After Sunset announces to Sora her intention of defeating Twilight after taking pictures of the gymnasium getting trashed [[NiceJobBreakingItHero (after Sora and Donald's fight against Snips and Snails)]]:
--->"Oh, THAT'S where you're wrong, ''Keyblade Wielder''," Sora was taken aback by those last two words, "that miserable excuse for a Princess took away MY rightful place,
---->'''[=Mono=]''': No, ''[[NeverMyFault you]]'' fucked off out of Equestria, remember?
--->I'm just doing whatever it takes to get it back." Sunset grinned sinisterly.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Sunset Shimmer] "[[CallBack I am the moral victor.]]"
----->[Sora] "[[TakeThat That's not how that works!]]"
----->[Sunset Shimmer] "''[[NoYou YOU'RE]]'' [[NoYou NOT HOW THAT WORKS!]]"
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [-[[NeverLiveItDown You're never gonna let that go, are you...]]-]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[ContinuityNod You]]'' [[ContinuityNod wouldn't let go of "Equestria Games"...]]
---->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [Sunset] "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a movie to finish.. again."
[[/folder]]
----
[[folder:The Catch]]
* From Part 1:
** Ring and Fallen's BaitAndSwitch in the beginning, making it look like the riffers are riffing a Chatoyance fic instead.
--->'''[=Ringmaster=]:''' Did you really think we were going to go straight into another Chat fic this soon?
--->'''[=Fallen Prime=]:''' We're not fucking stupid. [[LesserOfTwoEvils Here, you get kudzuhaiku instead.]]
** Bloody Velvet tells Rye about the time she killed a stallion by tearing off his "potato sack" with her magic.
--->'''[=SC276=]:''' I'm pretty sure he would've died quicker than that, if you tore off the potato sack he was wearing and cut off all his limbs and head in the process.
--->'''[=Ringmaster=]:''' Uhh, SC, I don't think that's the kind of "potato sack" she's talking about...
--->'''[=SC276=]:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Right, it'd have to be starched as all hell to do that. Must've been a wimp, to die from a series of bag cuts. Probably wouldn't survive one battle.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:My Brave Pony: Starfleet Humans]]
* From Part 4:
** "'No!!' shouted Sapphira. Without the rod, the power ceased, and the satellite stopped firing."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe ...Really?]] Your [[MindControlDevice weapon of mass brainwashing]] doesn't have a ''functional battery''?!
--->'''Topher''': Taking "batteries not included" to a whole new level.
--->'''[=MrSing=]''': Once again the day is saved by budget cuts.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The rest of A Displaced Monster]]
* From Part 1.5:
-->My dad is about to object, but I push him out the window. I was about to follow, but then I hear a crack.
--->'''[=JofY=]''': "Daddy! No!!!"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie [Plankton] "Daddy, yes!"]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Moonlight, Moonlight, Let my Fangs Gleem Tonight]]
* From Part 1:
** The first line of the riff.
--->'''Fallen Prime''': What the ''fuck'' is that title.
** "Then they both drifted off into sleep."
--->'''[=Mononeko=]''': To quote [=JofY=]: "Riveting!"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[NeverSpeakIllOfTheDead Don't speak ill of the dead]], Mononeko.
--->'''[[NotNowWereTooBusyCryingOverYou JofY]]''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But you haven't died yet...]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (chuckles) ''[[TheyKilledKennyAgain Says you.]]''
** Behold: a particularly bad case of inconsistent timing:
--->It was middle of the night when he stealthy got out of town avoiding the guards around town. It was mid day when he smelled the smoke from the town. It took him about two hour to get back to town.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[ThisIsGonnaSuck deep pained sigh]]) O''kay''. Let's break ''that'' down. It was in the middle of the night when you decided to leave. It was the middle of the ''day'' when you went back. It took you ''two hours'' to return. From what you ''just said'', we went from around midnight to around noon ''[[AC:[[BerserkButton IN TWO FUCKING HOURS]]]]''! ([[RageBreakingPoint kicks the table over in anger; screams]])
---->'''Dark Angel''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n0Uj41zlhU&feature=youtu.be&t=34s Perhaps this clip will help emphasize how you feel.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Seventh Planet / The Mirror Spell]]
* From Part One:
** "And I had no idea what I can find as well, it could be dangerous."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Do you not have guns, space ''MARINE''?
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''SPEHS MAHREEN''!
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Knowing Reaper, or at least the little we know of him, he might think it's dangerous to fire those things, so he keeps them locked away.
--->'''[=Mononeko=]''': These marines are too incompetent to use real guns, so they gave them fakes to make them feel special. He just realized that fact.
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [[FridgeBrilliance So that's why his division is named the Special Snowflake Infantry.]] Should have known something was up from the name alone.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Well, it generally ''is'' [[FanFic/ItsADangerousBusinessGoingOutYourDoor a dangerous business, going out your door]]. [[TakeThat You may even stumble across]] [[{{Sequelitis}} terrible sequels.]] [[FanFic/BesidesTheWillOfEvil But besides the will of evil,]] [[StealthInsult you got nothing to worry about.]]
** "From my point of view it is quite impractical that the whole system of the planets stood and fell together with the leader, but so be it If like it."
--->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': Really? No comment on the fact that it's FUCKING MAGIC?!! *[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIZ5mKknU1g&feature=youtu.be&t=1m51s rolls eyes]]*
--->'''[=Mononeko=]''': He's a [[BuffySpeak intergalactic marine-person]]. [[MagicVersusScience It's magic vs. science and shit like that...]]that's not an excuse, isn't it?
--->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': Nnnope.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Reaper never passed Astrology, that's what's going on here.
--->'''[=Scarlet=]''': That or, [[TakeThat like Crazy]], he got confused and went to astrology - a type of fortune-telling - instead of astronomy, the one that's an actual science. [[InSpiteOfANail He probably still failed, too.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Insult me all you want, ''I know what I said'''.
** "I was just reminding her the fact, we were near to Las Pegasus"
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': That's... not even close to the Everfree. But of course [[TooDumbToLive this is Reaper]], he never learned [[CallBack Astrology]], how could he know geography?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Siren Chronicles]]
* Things get off to a good start right off the bat with Scarlet repeatedly swearing vengeance against [=Crazy56U=] (since, as Ring reveals, he's the one who led to this multiparter happening), while [=Crazy56U=] repeatedly (and angrily) insists ''Ring'' is at fault for deciding to do said multiparter.
* From Part 1 ("a new world"):
** At one point, the story suddenly shifts to italics without warning.
--->'''''[=JofY=]:''''' ''*falls over* Fuck's wrong with this room?''
--->'''''[=SC276=]:''''' ''(holds onto his chair is it slides downhill)''
--->'''''[=ToonGuy=]:''''' ''*claws madly at floor* OH GOD DAMN IT, THIS WAS PRETTY LOW ON THE WAYS I WANTED TO DIE.''
--->'''''Mononeko:''''' ''*is sliding down the floor*Hey! This is fun! Wheeeeeeeee!''
--->'''''[=Crazy56U=]:''''' ''After all, she's seen "Return of Harmony"; she knows about his bullshit.''
--->'''''[=ThatUnknownPony=]:''''' ''I think he could even call bullshit on her! And can please somebody hold me?''
--->'''Topher:''' This is why I wore a seat belt!
--->'''Dark Angel:''' *rides down the floor on a sled*
--->'''''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]:''''' ''WHEEEE! I'm talkin' all bendy-like again!''
--->'''Topher:''' Actually... that kinda looks like fun. *unbuckles seat belt, slides directly into a conveniently placed potted cactus*
--->'''Dark Angel:''' Hey, you found my cactus! Thanks!
** "It will be out when I'm done with my three other stories that need to be completed[.]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} To be? Or not to be?]] [[Creator/TommyWiseau That]] [[Literature/TheDisasterArtist is the question.]]
--->'''Mononeko''': [[Film/LastActionHero Not to be.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Film/TheRoom2003 You've upset Tommy.]]
--->'''Mononeko''': [[ObligatoryJoke I did not.]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[ObligatoryJoke Well he's fed up anyways.]]
* From Part 1 ("my little falls: mystery is magic"):
** "'It's simply my magic reincarnated into a being' siren said[.]"
--->'''Ringmaster''': [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe ...she has a fucking]] ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Stand]]'' [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe now?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Because ''[[SarcasmMode that's]]'' what this WesternAnimation/GravityFalls crossover needs! ''JOJO.''
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': You have all these ideas for a crossover and THIS WAS THE ONE YOU WENT FOR, AUTHOR? For shame!
--->'''Dragonborne''': Agreed. And this is exactly why I started paying more attention when I write out chapters for my crossovers.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Look on the bright side: Dio can always come and crush her with a steamroller.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:My Brave Pony Starfleet Humans: Starpops]]
* From Part One:
** Behold: a cameo.
--->"All this made her feel worse, and her friends felt sorry for her."
--->
--->"..."
---->'''[=Mononeko=]''': Hey Crazy, [[CallBack another stray ellipsis]]! *looks around* He's not here, is he?
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (pokes head in) [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I steer clear of Mykan, dude.]] (leaves)
---->'''[=SC276=]''': Wimp!
---->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': COWARD! In his place, I shall take this stray ellipses home with me!
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (pokes head in) You're just mad because ''I'm'' being ''smart''. (leaves)
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[JerkassHasAPoint ...honestly, I can't argue with that.]]
* From Part Three:
** "ACT EIGHT"
--->'''[=MrSing=]''': Act eight... Isn't that this fic's modus operandi?
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': No. The ''author's'' however...
** "That gave Artie an idea[.]"
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas A terrible idea.]]
--->'''Dragonborne''': [[{{Homage}} A wonderful, terrible, awful idea.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''~[[TakeThat You're a dumb one, you stupid shit...]]~''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Springtrapped]]
* From Part 1:
** "She said, walking over to a large curtained off area where they had told her the finished products would be."
--->'''[=JofY=]''': It's an animatronic curtain.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': In two weeks time, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR7bKjo1dSY The Rock-afire Explosion]]" will be ready to perform.
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Ah, [[TheEighties the 80's]]. [[TakeThat Good fucking riddance.]]
** "'Arrg! And you both be a dirty as pirates rollin in dirt' Foxy chimed."
--->'''[=Calico103=]''': Er, because pirates are known for doing that...? Arrg...?
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Well, they ''do'' keep jars of the stuff.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Foxy] "Or anythin' rollin' in dirt fer that matter."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Foxy, now's not the time to be discussing your kinks.
** "Spring Lock stood in front of the suit with a cocky smile plastered on his face. 'Behold, ladies and gentlecolts. I give you, Spring Bonnie.'"
--->'''[=JofY=]''': So, he made himself a wife.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Hey now, it could very easily be a husband, we don't exactly know how Spring Lock swings yet...
--->'''Dragonborne''': Uh, animatronophilia confirmed?
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Spring Lock] "Hey, it's a lifestyle choice, okay? Don't judge!"
** What is the response to Spring Bonnie?
--->The room was silent for just a moment longer, before Trevor decided to ruin it with words that made Spring Locks smile turn into an annoyed frown.
---->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [Trevor] "I'd hit that."
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Trevor] "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you fucking kidding me...]]"
--->"I don't get it. Why did you build another Bonnie...and why is he... different?"
---->'''[=Calico103=]''': No, he didn't "ruin it", [[FridgeLogic he asked a valid question.]]
---->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [[BizarroUniverse Good is bad and bad is good in Bad Crossover Fic Land.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[AccidentalAesop Apparently being different is bad.]] We are learning ''so much'' about Trevor tonight...
** "[']I especially liked Freddy, he reminds me of Berry the bear.'"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Isn't the bear named Harry...?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Berry killed and replaced Harry. [[FailedASpotCheck Fluttershy has yet to notice.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[UnfortunateImplications Are you trying to say]] [[FantasticRacism she thinks all bears look the same?]] [[WebVideo/CinemaSins That's racist! *ding!*]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You mean "bearcist", you fucking drunk.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[TheStoner Stoned, actually.]] Codeine is ''fun''.
* From Part 2:
** How does [=SC276=] recap the first part?
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Last time on ''[[RealLifeWritesThePlot I'm Too Salty From My Recent Computer Troubles to Think of a Parody Title]]'', another fucking human-pony relationship, decisions that make no sense, buried past being unearthed because it was buried for no good reason, and apparently the robots are going to be stalked by a serial killer robot possessed by a dead guy honestly ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube Time Cube]]'' makes more sense at this point.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[OhCrap Dear God.]]''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''[[Series/Batman1966 Holy run-on sentence, Batman!]]''
** "[A]nd marched to the far back of the shop, using his horn to light the way."
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Unfortunately, that was where he and the marching band parted ways, since there wasn't enough room for all of them. He blinked away a tear as they retreated over the rise, 'oompah'-ing with every sad step.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (rubs temples) ''[--oh goody, [[TheStoner Pip's high again]]...--]''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Fine; I'm not sharing, then.
** "I always knew he had a darker side to him,"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Because [[Franchise/StarWars fuck it]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8 someone had to]]...
--->'''Mononeko''': [[WhatTheHellHero Damn you Crazy]], now I'm beginning to see parallels between Darth Vader and this jerkwad.
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[TakeThat A whiny manbitch in a can?]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic Multipart sampler]]
* Pretty much everything involving the [[GargleBlaster Spiky Blue]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Past Sins Original Edit]]
* From Part 1:
** "Tonight, you shall be your own mare,"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[SassyBlackWoman sassy]]) That's right honey, you need ''no'' pony to tie ''you'' down, you an independent mare with her ''own'' aspirations! (snaps fingers) [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone ...I think I got too into that bit...]]
--->'''Topher''': mmm-HMMM!
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': DAAAAAAAAMN.
--->'''Mononeko''': Nu-uh!
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': You ain't takin' ''no'' shit from nobody!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[CreatorBacklash Please stop, I already regret it.]]''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ''[[LaserGuidedKarma You dug this hole, you will sit in it.]]''
** As a result of some vague phrasing and it not being clear if it was contained, it became believed that the Nightmare Moon Fan Club [[KillItWithFire almost burnt the Everfree down]] with their ritual.
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.]] Mostly the fact that everything was now on fire.
** "The central bowl then began to billow with black smoke, the shreds of Nightmare Moon starting to truly burn."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Then what were they doing all this time, ''pretending''?
--->'''[=JofY=]''': Yes. This was all a game of pretend.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Thanks guys, this just got sad.
** When the cultists decide to attack the Royal Guard:
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Roll initiative!
--->'''Dark Angel''': [[LampshadeHanging Why do police officers tell criminals to freeze when they know they never will?]]
--->'''Topher''': [[Series/CSIMiami It makes them feel *puts on sunglasses* cool. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]
--->'''[=JofY=]''': [[TakeThat ...3/10.]]
--->'''Topher''': ... [[KillItWithFire *douses JofY in gasoline and sets him on fire*]]
--->'''Dark Angel''': ...8.7/10.
--->'''Nox''': (picture of [[WebVideo/JonTron Jon holding the "10" scorecard]])
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[TemptingFate That makes up for you invoking]] [[DiscreditedMeme that damn CSI meme]][[TemptingFate , Topher.]]
--->'''Topher''': Well, I just thought Joy needed to *puts on sunglasses* lighten up. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[TranquilFury Now you're pushing it.]]
--->'''Topher''': Well it sounds like you need to *put on sunglasses* shove off. YEEAAAAAAAAAH!
--->'''Dark Angel''': I'd destroy those sunglasses if I didn't assume you had a backup pair... or the power of plot convenience gave you another pair.
--->'''Topher''': [[RuleOfThree I guess you could say I came... *puts on sunglasses* Pre-paired. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (shoves Topher to the ground)
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[OverlyLongGag Topher kept annoying Crazy until Crazy knocked him over. I guess *puts on sunglasses* push came to shove.]]
--->'''Topher''': [[OverlyLongGag YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[RageBreakingPoint (kicks the table over in disgust)]]
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [[SanitySlippage Huh, so this is what it looks like to have a mental breakdown.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': OK, everyone had fun? Yes? ''Back to riffing.''
--->'''Topher''': Oh, yes. We've had our PUN!
** In response to one of several strings of equal signs:
--->'''Dark Angel''': It's such a shame. So many math problems will now go without answers.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Why ''was'' 6 afraid of 7...
--->'''Dark Angel''': Because 7 is a psychopathic cannibal.
** "'You mean... like this?' Nyx replied, her own horn starting to glow... only for her cup of tea to sky rocket up into the ceiling, smashing to pieces as drops of tea rained across the room."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[++[[AC:YEAH, FUCK YOU, TEA!]]++]'''''
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [--Please let Scarlet come shout at you, please let Scarlet come shout at you...--]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FriendshipMoment I second this motion. #ScarletComeHome]]
--->'''[=Calico103=]''': As if I ''needed'' to associate this more with VideoGame/FireEmblem.
--->'''Mononeko''': ...how do you even?
--->'''Dark Angel''': This is perhaps the most exciting thing in this fic so far.
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': INTENSE.
* From Part 2:
** "Hey, that's enough!"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[Music/SiIvaGunner hums]] "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65niYMVpZKU Crazy Bus]]")
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': (hums "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik&t=37s Crazy Bus]]")
--->'''Topher''': ([[LockedOutOfTheLoop is confused]])
** "Thankfully the answer to Nyx's question was short[.]"
--->'''Mononeko''': [Cheerilee] "[[MathematiciansAnswer Yes.]]"
--->'''Topher''': [Cheerilee] "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants No, Honey Mustard cannot be used as a nasal decongestant.]]"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Cheerilee] "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Horseradish cannot be used as a nasal decongestant either!]]"
--->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': [Cheerilee] "It's not my job to care!"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Cheerilee] "I plead the Fifth."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Cheerilee] "When the ratings quickly declined during the second season, Creator/{{ABC}} [[ScrewedByTheNetwork decided against giving it more episodes past the initial 13-episode order]]. Also, it can be surmised that [[UsefulNotes/TVStrikes the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike]] causing the first season to be truncated down to nine episodes didn't help much."[[note]][[FridgeBrilliance The question in this case implied to have been]] [[RunningGag "Why did 'Pushing Daisies' get cancelled?"]][[/note]]
* From Part 4:
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Sarcastawhat?"]]
--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': Show of hands: who knows somebody that doesn't know what basic sarcasm is?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Does Bloo from [[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends"]] count?
--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': No, Crazy, [[RunningGag imaginary friends don't count.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''DAMNIT''
** "Oh, you silly spy. You thought you could hide in the school house, but nopony can hide from Pinkie Pie."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Pinkie Pie] "The fact that I killed Dashie for [[Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles cupcake ingredients]] and replaced her with a magically-autonomously-animated meat puppet with nopony noticing is proof of that!"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Rainbow Dash] "[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Wait, what?]]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Pinkie Pie] "[[WellIntentionedExtremist But, quite frankly, I'm doing the world a favor!]] I've heard stories about [[Fanfic/RainbowFactory the Rainbow Factory]], you asshole! ''I KNOW WHAT CRIMES RAINBOW HAS DONE!''"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Rainbow Dash] "Wait, ''what?''"
--->'''Topher''': Pinkie then chucked a molotov cocktail through the window, killing the spy and a small child who needed to use the bathroom.
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': The child was the one who hired him, so it wasn't the tragedy one would think.
* From Part 5:
** "Oh... of course. Spike, please take Nyx into the kitchen and start dinner."
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [Spike] "Um.. but I'm not that good of a cook."
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Twilight Sparkle] "But what about that incredible dinner last night?"
------->[Spike] "[[CuttingTheKnot I burped it in from Canterlot.]] I can do more than just letters. Didn't you wonder why I was so worn out? Hurt like fuck, too..."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Twilight Sparkle] "I have the feeling Celestia is going to be here a while; I haven't eaten all goddamn day."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Nyx] "But that's your fault for skipping Sugarcu-"
----->[Twilight] "''[[NeverMyFault LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.]]''"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Princess Celestia] "[[SayingTooMuch Uh, I thought she was your]] ''[[SayingTooMuch cousin]]''[[SayingTooMuch ?]]"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [Twilight] "''[[DiggingYourselfDeeper I'LL CALL MY COUSIN-DAUGHTER WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE.]]''"
** "No, I truly had no idea where I was, what was going on...who I was."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Nyx] "''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdVXtPFqZlg&t=500s I once was lost]][[AmazingFreakingGrace , but now I'm found. Was blind, but now I see.]]''"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E08TheTouchOfSatan W-wait, you can't use "Amazing Grace" in a Nightmare Moon fanfic!]]
--->'''Mono''': Try to stop him, punk.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Thank you.
----->[Nyx] "''This song is in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdVXtPFqZlg&t=500s the Public Domain]]. That's why we used it twice.''"
** "And the Diamond Dogs were willing to put forth so effort for the gemstones? To what end?"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Basically think of this like you would playing VideoGame/CookieClicker: they are willing to spend hours on end doing monotonous shit in order to [[{{Metaphorgotten}} buy a new time machine upgrade because seriously, this is taking too goddamn long]]. [[InsaneTrollLogic ...I think my metaphor makes sense, how about you?]]
--->'''Mono''': [[TakeThat That made as much sense as Mykan's blog posts.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[-[[TranquilFury how fucking dare you]]-]''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The rest of Sonic - EGRainbowRocks]]
* From Part 1.5:
** When the villain "Darkness" turns out to ''actually'' be "[[WebOriginal/SonicExe Sonic.EXE]]":
--->"I used to go by the name Sonic EXE,["]
---->'''[[TheCameo Crazy56U]]''': ''[++[[RageBreakingPoint GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SPOON]]++]''
---->'''Mononeko''': One: Hey Crazy! Two: ''[++FUCK YOU!++]''
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Three: '''''[++[[PaintingTheMedium RING, YOU FUCKER, I WILL END YOU!!!]]++]'''''
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[NoSell ...my answer was better.]]
---->'''Topher''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint THAT SHIT-SNORTING, CUNT-CHEWING, HORSE-FUCKING SON OF A TWO-CENT WHORE ON COUPON NIGHT! THAT FUCKING DOES IT!]] '''''[[KillItWithFire *Whips out a flamethrower, sets fire to the entire room and everyone in it*]]''''' DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! BUUUUUURN!!!!'''''
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[SeenItAll I'm sensing anger. It's good that you're letting it out, but maybe a bit quieter?]]
---->'''Topher''': [-buuuuuurrrrn.-] *sets Pip on fire*
---->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': I regret all of my life choices.
** After Rainbow Dash becomes a psuedo-Power Ranger, [[TheCameo Crazy56U]] chimes in with the following:
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': I would like to say, at this juncture, that when Ring told me about what goes down in this fic (including a bit that, well, you will know about when you get there), I declared that, by all accounts, this would actually ''[[BeyondTheImpossible debunk]]'' "The Mysterious Death of the Wonderbolt Leader" as the ''dumbest'' fic ''ever'' ran on [=FFT3K15=]. ''[[FromBadToWorse And it gets worse.]]''
* From Part 2:
** "Fluttershy then flew after her, took out her Morpher, aimed at Frost, and yelled, 'Kindness Blast!'"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': I'mma fuck you up with hugs!
* From Part 3:
** After Strike is revealed to be [[GodModeSue "the son of the multiverse"]]:
--->'''[[TheCameo Crazy56U]]''': ([[WesternAnimation/BluesClues picture of Steve and Mailbox looking stunned]])
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[HeroicBSOD what the fuckity fuck fuck does that even mean that's literally impossible]] that would be be infinite blood
--->'''Mono''': ...I'm just gonna let [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n0Uj41zlhU&feature=youtu.be&t=33 Viggo Mortensen]] speak for me.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ...Welp, we have a winner. STAND ASIDE, NYX! MOVE ALONG, LIGHTNIGHT! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR FUCKING THRONE, GRANDRULER!!! WE HAVE A NEW KING FOR THE TITLE OF "WORST MARTY STU IN THE HISTORY OF FANFICTION", AND HIS NAME IS STRIKE!!!
-->Everyone gasped. "How can this be!?" Strike asked shocked,
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[+THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING ASKING+]''
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': '''''[++MARTY STU MAGIC, THAT'S HOW!!!++]'''''
--->'''[=SC276=]''': '''''[+++[[HypocriticalHumor STOP SHOUTING, YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME]]+++]'''''
* From Part 4/Finale:
** "A bright white beam of light shined over them. The Chaos Emeralds suddenly grew and became the Super Emeralds. Sonic and Shadow realized what Tempest was doing."
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ...Okay, let me correct myself: They're going Hyper-
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[WhamLine DISCLAIMER:]] [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness You are not having a nervous breakdown,]] [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer what happens next]] ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer is]]'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer actually happening.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Brace yourselves, men!]]
--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': *dons a chain mail suit* This count as bracing myself?
*** And what ''is'' that thing [=Crazy56U=] is talking about? Sonic and Shadow, along with Twilight and Sunset, '''''[[FusionDance Fusion Dancing]]'''''.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[TranquilFury ...OK, now I'm mad.]]
---->'''Calico''': [[SincerityMode ...Thanks for the disclaimer there, Crazy.]] This is ''absolutely insane.''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[ChekhovsLecture Remember when I said this was now officially the dumbest fic we ever ran?]] ''Yeah...''
---->'''[=SC276=]''': I don't think we needed ''this'' to decide that!
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[HeroicBSOD *is left speechless, only despair remains*]]
---->'''Mono''': Based on WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse apparently having a lot of lesbian subcontext, I am actually pretty okay with this. [[SanitySlippage That, and this fic made my brain go numb in the last part already.]]
---->'''Topher''': ...I SHIP IT!
*** "After the beams of light disappeared, Darkness was the first one to get a look at what happened, and a sudden shock went right onto his face."
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': As in, [[CurbStompBattle a lightning was fired at him and he died, free from this story.]]
---->'''[=SC276=]''': I can't believe ''Sonic.EXE'' is the most relatable character in this story now.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': The Author is a miracle worker. Just not in the manner of ''good'' miracles...
** After Darkness throws a "Dark Chaos Speed Force Bomb":
--->'''Ringmaster''': Okay, at this point [[WordSalad you're just randomly throwing words together.]] ...Not to say that that hasn't pretty much been this whole fic so far, but still.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, I mean come on, at this rate you might as well start cribbing from ''Franchise/DragonBall'' for your stupid attack names, [[WhamLine and on]] ''[[WhamLine that]]'' [[WhamLine note-]] [[FiveSecondForeshadowing (snaps fingers)]]
-->Darkness threw his enormous energy bomb at them.
-->[[WhamLine "CHAOS KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA!"]]
--->'''Calico''': [=Kamehameh=]''[=areyoukiddingme=]''. ...And no, I'm not sorry.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''I WAS JOKING!!''
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': D-Did you... *raises hands* I give up. This fanfic has decided to blatantly become Anime/DragonBallZ. [[BeyondTheImpossible Not even Mykan is this creative-bankrupt...]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[NoJustNoReaction No. Just...no.]]
--->'''Mono''': ... Okay, fuck you! Fuck! You!
--->'''Topher''': Hang on, I'm going to need a ''REALLY'' big swear for this. *inhales mightily* '''[+++[[AtomicFBomb FUCK!]]+++]'''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''Shut the fuck up.''
** During the final musical number, [=SC276=] is given the floor to sing [[Series/KamenRiderDenO "Climax Jump"]]. When the song wraps:
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Yeah, I know, I'm awesome. [[WesternAnimation/LloydInSpace No applause,]] [[MoneyDearBoy just money.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (tosses Pip's wallet)
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': You know I ''don't'' carry money, right?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': You're right. (tosses Ring's wallet)
--->'''Ringmaster''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Try again, I don't either.]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': (tosses Mono's wallet)
--->'''Mono''': *catches his wallet and punches Unknown in the face*
--->'''Ringmaster''': Eh, it's no ''[[VideoGame/Yakuza0 Judgement (Shinpan)]]'', but it'll do. [[PetTheDog *tosses SC's wallet*]]
--->'''Topher''': *chucks a jar full of change at SC's head*
[[/folder]]
[[folder:[=MLPokemon=] Redone]]
* From Part One
** A running gag throughout the riff concerns characters being threatened by Pidgeys armed with switchblades - Pidgeyblades.
** "She looked around for a shadow hoping to find any sign of the man."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': As opposed to finding any sign of the babe.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WaxingLyrical What babe?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[WaxingLyrical The babe with the power.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WaxingLyrical What power?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[WaxingLyrical The power of voodoo.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WaxingLyrical Who doo?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[WaxingLyrical You do.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[WaxingLyrical Do what?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Remind me of the babe.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ...That was not worth five bucks.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, it's a good thing I never paid you.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The rest of My Little Sonic Friendship is way past cool]]
* From Part 1.5:
** "just been doing stuff so here we go with chapter 4 hope you like it"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...oh, right, this was part of that shuffler I skipped. ... [[PreviouslyOn ...mind cluing me in as to what I missed?]] Please?
--->'''Ringmaster''': [[TakeThat Absolutely nothing of importance.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Okay, good, so I'm all caught up.
--->'''Mono''': If you really wanna know: Sonic gets into Equestria, races Rainbow Dash [[DisproportionateRetribution and is laughed]] [[KickTheDog at while drowning]]. That's literally all you missed.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...laughing at someone while they are dying, that's... ...that's something I wish I saw...
--->'''Topher''': Well, just keep your eyes on me.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': After everything in that horrible crossover, I think I wanna see that drowning scene.
** A RuleOfThree RunningGag: the start of each chapter prompts [=Crazy56U=] to turn it into "[[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia It's Always Sunny in Equestria]]"[[note]]"Sonic Burns Down Town Hall", "Pinkie Kills Princess Celestia", and "Twilight and Fluttershy Sell Spike For Drugs", respectively[[/note]].
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ...can't top that. *gives Crazy a "You Win" ribbon*
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (grabs ribbon, jumps onto table, pumps fist) I'm on top of the world, ma!
** "Fluttershy: Thanks Sonic."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[TakeThat The saddest combination of words ever devised by humanity.]]
--->'''Ringmaster''': Nah, at this point I think that's "[[Film/PowerRangers2017 The Power Rangers are almost undone by a sexting scandal]]".
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': What about "[A] character jerks off a bull. (To be fair, he thought it was a cow.)"?
--->'''Ringmaster''': Close second.
--->'''Mono''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wasn't that a joke in Ice Age 3?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Unless there was a masturbation scene I repressed from my memory, [[http://uproxx.com/movies/power-rangers-review/ nope]].
--->'''Mono''': Well, not really a masturbation scene, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sl9rFBknOI&feature=youtu.be&t=61 but...]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': "funny scene". [[TakeThat ...yeah, the uploader is a liar.]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': But it's the internet! ''[[SarcasmMode Nobody]]'' [[SarcasmMode lies on the internet!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, uh huh, [[WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} Buster Baxter]] called, [[SubvertedTrope he agrees.]] ... ... ...wait...
** "The Dragon then used his tail to smack and keep Sonic down."
--->'''Mono''': Sonic is a fly now.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Sonic was now a splat of blue and red on the floor.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BodyHorror And then an explosion of rings erupted from Sonic's rectum.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ...I don't like my joke for this part. Next person, go.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Okay.]] ''SO SONIC KEEPS SHITTING RINGS-''
** "The hedgehog then got some parts and used his superspeed to create a big ramp outside of Ponyville"
--->'''Mono''': [[MacGyvering With just three planks and a paper clip. Because he was just that awesome.]]
--->'''Topher''': PFFT! Child's play. I built THIS *holds up a rocket launcher* out of two corn flakes, a toilet paper tube, [[CuttingTheKnot and a rocket launcher]]!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (holds up a working [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture flux capacitor]]) Five Tic Tacs and a staple.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[StuffBlowingUp (holds up a bomb) A bomb. (BOOM)]]
* From Part 3 (Finale):
** "Sonic: Diamond Dogs?"
--->'''Mono''': Yeah, those things from VideoGame/MetalGear.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, [[Music/DiamondDogs don't you know about them?]] [[WaxingLyrical The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees. Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': That sounds oddly more like [[WebVideo/MarbleHornets Slenderman]] than these guys.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': Please don't give this author any ideas.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[SarcasmMode Thanks for that]], Music/DavidBowie is spinning in his grave now.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[TakeThat Wasn't he already?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''And what is that supposed to mean?''
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Quite a trick, seeing as he was cremated.
--->'''Mono''': Details, details.
*** Crazy pretty much just WaxingLyrical during the entire scene.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cutie Bloom]]
* From Part 1:
** "Day 1: Hardly Working"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Or "Working Hard"? (stupidly grins; does the finger guns)
--->'''Mono''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...This is gonna be the highlight of our comedy tonight, ladies and gentlemen.]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''Fuck you, I have more material.''
** "Ready for some more crusading? I think today's our lucky day!"
--->'''Mono''': And then she won the jackpot.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Sweetie Belle has... a full house.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[DramaticIrony The fact that today was Friday the 13th eluded Scootaloo.]]
--->'''Nox''': [Scootaloo] "I have this lucky rabbit's foot; just don't tell Fluttershy we have this."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BloodyHilarious Meanwhile, at Fluttershy's cottage, Angel was in the process of bleeding out.]]
** At one point, Scootaloo snaps and attacks Diamond Tiara:
--->"Scootaloo!" Cheerilee stood over both of them,
---->'''Mono''': GODDAMMIT, CHEERILEE! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Cheerilee] "I don't care if she's a bitch, there is ''no way'' I can justify a child being murdered to the cops! [[FanFic/CheerileesGarden That one fanfic]] has done ''terrible things'' to my reputation!"
** "Applejack took her little sister and her friends to the Sugarcube Corner where Pinkie Pie always worked delightfully."
--->'''Mono''': [[TemptingFate Except when she was off her meds.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': As opposed to the other Sugarcube Corner, which was a cabaret.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Pinkie Pie] "([[GilliganCut is in the middle of a breakdown]]) GOD TAKE ME NOW! (throws a rolling pin through a window) ''[[RageAgainstTheHeavens FUCKING TAKE ME NOW!]]''"
** It is in this riff where, via an unnamed elderly character antagonizing Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, [[RecurringCharacter we are introduced to]] [[HateSink Jackoff Johnny]]: [[BaitAndSwitch a bowler with a golf club cutie mark]] who is seemlingly determined to be [[CardCarryingVillain the biggest asshole around]].
--->This, if anything, stung Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo hard.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Sweetie Belle] "[[LiteralMetaphor (is covered in bees)]] ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!''"
----->[Jackoff Johnny] "(is armed with a beehive) Yes, my pretties... Kill..."
--->[...]
--->They cried in each other's hooves.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': ''I get it. You're sad. Please stop crying. You can only tug my heartstrings so much before I feel like tugging your heads off.''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And so Jackoff Johnny, having accomplished his goal of [[ChildHater making children cry]], smugly went down to the park to [[KickTheDog yell at squirrels.]]
** During Apple Bloom's song in "Day 6: Not So Friends", [=Crazy56U=] "[has] a horrible idea", and accompanies it... by singing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bTqBiZlnAk&t=118s the "Jealous" song]] from "[[Horrible/AnimatedFilms Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys]]". Mono accompanies [[WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} with an occasional "Back to menu"]].
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': I did that by ear, [[WebVideo/TheSimpsums my life is worse now]].
--->'''Mono''': ''Back to menu.''
* From Part 2/Finale:
** "'Because of her, I... I took my revenge out on the wrong fillies...' Rainbow Dash was trying to hold back tears."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BlackComedy The corpses of Snips and Snails are currently buried somewhere in the Everfree.]]
** "Diamond Tiara quivered and nodded her head. 'Diamond Dazzle Tiara![']"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} DOUGLAS YANCEY FUNNIE!]]''
--->'''[=Mono=]''': ''[[WesternAnimation/JimmyNeutronBoyGenius JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON!]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[OverlyLongGag PABLO DIEGO JOSÉ FRANCISCO DE PAULA JUAN NEPOMUCENO MARÍA DE LOS REMEDIOS CIPRIANO DE LA SANTÍSIMA TRINIDAD RUIZ Y PICASSO!]]''
--->'''Terabyte''': [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory Back. To. You. Mai.]]
** "But it was such a long way down while the dragon was airborne, so she shed tears out of fear"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''BECAUSE THERE HASN'T BEEN ENOUGH CRYING ALREADY THIS STORY''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Music/TearsForFears Come on, Apple Bloom]], stop being head over heels and shout for help, even if it will be your famous last words as you wind up falling down to the ground and becoming broken and cold, I know that everybody wants to rule the world, what with this being the working hour and all, but I believe it's not enough of a mad world that they would be big enough fuckheads and suffer the children. I believe that is good advice for the young at heart.
--->'''Mono''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Call me mellow]], but I believe this entire thing is just God's mistake. Still, everybody loves a happy ending, so I guess you're right.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''I love you.''
** During Celestia's musical number, [=Crazy56U=] sings "[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Bob]]", a song made up entirely of palandromes. It winds up [[MindScrew breaking Topher's brain]].
--->'''Topher''': *has gone cross-eyed* taco cat... dog god... evil did I dwell, lewd I did live...
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (pumps fist) [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu YES, I DID IT, I BROKE HIM!]]
** "This is why Apple Bloom was bullied and it is very sad that some fillies and colts with cutie marks at young ages may think lowly of those without cutie marks."
--->'''Topher''': "[[Creator/DrSeuss And when the mark-butted ponies had frankfurter roasts, or picnics or parties or marshmallow roasts, they never invited the plain-butted ponies.]]"
--->'''Nox''': Did you just reference ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint The Butter Battle Book]]''? If so, LEAVE DR. SUESS OUT OF THIS!
--->'''Topher''': IT WAS THE SNEETCHES YOU UNCULTURED WAFFLE FUCKER!
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[+[[NotSoAboveItAll YOUR BELLY HAS NO STAR]]+]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[++[[HypocriticalHumor STOP FUCKING SCREAMING]]++]''
--->'''Topher''': ''[+++FUCK YOU+++]''
** Because of [[EndingFatigue how long the fic was taking to end]], and the fact that [=SC276=]'s fic for the Multipart Blitz, "From One World to Another", hadn't started yet, [=SC276=] unwillingly puts forth a theory:
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[ArcFatigue Did this fic eat mine?! Is that why it hasn't shown up yet?!]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[ARareSentence Fic cannibalism. Something that is disturbingly possible in this day and age.]]
--->'''Dark Angel''': [[SeenItAll I'd honestly believe that at this point.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:From One World to Another]]
* From Part 1:
** "[[OhCrap I am dead.]]"
--->'''Mono''': [[CaptainObvious Thanks for the clarification!]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FakeOutFadeOut Wow, this was a short fic...]] [[BrickJoke Guess "Cutie Bloom"]] ''[[BrickJoke did]]'' [[BrickJoke eat it...]]
** "I use Utopia's effect to negate your attack. Light Wing Shield."
--->'''Topher''': HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE GIANT MONSTER FIGHTS ''BORING''?
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 WELL I BOUGHT MY DINOSAUR, WHICH EATS FORCE-FIELD DOGS!!]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[InsaneTrollLogic YOU CAN'T DO SHIT, I HAVE THE OLD MAID!]] ''I WIN!'' (kicks the table over)
* From Part 2:
** "It was easy to convince everypony that I came from a distant land and Yu-Gi-Oh was largely normal."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [random pony] "[[LetMeGetThisStraight You're telling me your entire society revolves around a children's card game?]]"
----->[Zach] "Basically."
----->[random pony] "[[INeedAFreakingDrink ...Clearly I'm not drunk enough.]]"
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [Twilight Sparkle] "[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Not enough moonshine on the planet for that...]]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FalseReassurance Luckily,]] [[CloudCuckooland this version of Ponyville is inhabited by the mentally insane.]]
--->'''Giginss''': Largely normal? Come at me, bro! Magic: The Gathering will beat Yu-Gi-Oh in every way!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Nice job misspelling "Cards Against Humanity", friend.
** "All along the way I explained how to play yu-gi-oh."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Not a lot to explain, honestly, [[NewRulesAsThePlotDemands all you do is cheat.]]
*** Later on, when a duel sees someone discarding their entire hand into someone ''else's'' graveyard:
---->'''Giginss''': "Sent the rest of his hand to my graveyard" is not legal Yu-Gi-Oh.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Why are you surprised, Yu Gi Oh is 100% cheating, I just fucking explained this... (ball drops in the background)
---->'''Giginss''': My attention span has been damaged as a result of reading this boring thing.
** After being exposed to [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer the real Yu-Gi-Oh card]] "Zubaba Buster", Topher theorizes that the cards are developed in part by "taking a baby to the zoo".
--->'''Topher''': [Creator] "What's that stripey one called Emma?"
----->[Baby] "Zu.. Zuba! Zubaba!"
----->[Creator] *Frantically scribbling* "Good job!"
** When it comes to light that Dinky can see Davey's Duel Spirit, Kuriboh:
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Plot twist: Dinky is mentally insane.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[BrickJoke Ah, like everyone else.]]
--->'''Mono''': [[TheUntwist ...Is that really that much of a plot twist?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem It's my joke, I say it is.]]''
** "Night's thoughts will be in italics and Sky's will be ''[[DistinctionWithoutADifference like this]]''."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[StunnedSilence ............]]'''''THOSE [++ARE++] ITALICS WHAT THE EVERLOVING [++FUCK++] IS WRONG WITH YOU'''''
--->'''Topher''': [[TrollingCreator ...I'm starting to think the author is intentionally fucking with us.]]
*** [[FalseReassurance Don't worry, there's a proper explanation.]]
---->'''[=SC276=]''': (checks) ...OK, so this is a point where Night Sky's parts are both ''bold and italic''. [[InterfaceScrew But we don't keep bold formatting because we use it.]] [-Fucking hell, Ring...-]
* From Part 3/Finale:
** "I use Mystical Space Typhoon["]
--->'''Mono''': [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 3000?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[LamePunReaction (dead-eyed glare) ...]] [[KickTheDog (assholish smirk) ...so, how are ya enjoying the Netflix revival, Mono?]][[note]] Mono lives in [[UsefulNotes/TheNetherlands The Netherlands]], [[DontExplainTheJoke a country in which the MST3K revival isn't available on Netflix]][[/note]]
--->'''Mono''': ''[[{{Angrish}} SONOFA-]]'' *anger-induced groan*
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[RunningGag YOU DUG THIS HOLE, YOU WILL SIT IN IT!]]''
** When it's revealed that [[FandomSpecificPlot Davey has an Element]]:
--->'''Mono''': Okay, ''[[TranquilFury now]]'' I'm pissed. This just became a seventh element story, folks!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (is sad) [-[[CallBack ...why couldn't we have Davey murder Happy Appy in a duel...]]-]
--->'''Mono''': [[SincerityMode Be honest. Would Happy Appy being in this story improved it in any way?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [-[[BrutalHonesty Yes, because at least things would be happening...]]-] [[DespairEventHorizon (buries head in hands; cries)]] [-[[WhamLine i want happy appy fuck you author]]-] (sobs)
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[StunnedSilence (stares mouth agape, dumbfounded)]]
** "A goblin appeared and looked at me with a smile that would have made [[ComicBook/TheJoker the Joker]] happy."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[InstantlyProvenWrong (picture of]] [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries the Joker]] [[InstantlyProvenWrong looking exasperated)]]
--->'''Mono''': (picture of [[Film/TheDarkKnight the Joker]] looking bored)
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''' (picture of [[Series/Batman1966 the Joker]] looking enraged)
--->'''Topher''': (picture of [[Film/Batman1989 the Joker]] looking annoyed) I swear to god, if one of you motherfuckers uses Suicide Squad joker I will destroy you all.
** "Yay, final boss battle!"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''I hope you die from [[CutYourHeartOutWithASpoon eating too much corn.]]''
--->'''Mono''': '''''[[PaintingTheMedium GO EAT A... 40 CALIBER GUN BARREL MADE OUT OF BLACK LICORICE, AUTHOR!]]''''' [[DelayedReaction ...Wait, what? Corn?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''He doesn't deserve a creative death.''
--->'''Mono''': But... Isn't dying from eating corn-
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint STOP TALKING STOP TALKING STOP TALKING]]'''''
--->'''Mono''': -fuck it, let's move on.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mighty Morphin' Kaiju Rangers: An EQG Crossover]]
* From Part 1:
** "Up next was a yellowskinned"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[UnfortunateImplications Oh noooooooooooooooooooooo...]]''
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ7n95lCwik Doctooooor Coooonnoooor's claaaaaaasssss...]]''
--->'''Mono''': [[BorrowedCatchphrase God's fist,]] [[CallBack it's Equestria Girls (Rewritten) all over again...]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Don't you go stealing my curses, Mono.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Doubtful, Charlie Kelly isn't writing this...
--->'''Mono''': And how do you know that for sure?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (deadly serious) I've seen enough ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' to be able to tell.
** For a majority of part one, the full title wasn't revealed. The fic was even called "???: An EQG Crossover" in the doc title. And here is why that was:
--->"Alright guys, ready?" Junior said. "READY!" "We got aliens to stop! [[WhamLine IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!]]["]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': '''''[++[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe OH COME THE FUCK ON]]++]'''''
---->'''Mono''': '''''[++YEP, YOU FUCKED UP NOW!++]'''''
* From Part 2:
** "'Where did this guy come from?[']"
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [[WaxingLyrical Where did he come from, where did he go?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[Film/SwissArmyMan Where did ya come from, Cotton Eye Joe?]]
--->'''Mono''': *starts playing a fiddle*
** Apparently between parts, [=Crazy56U=] wound up watching the "Rollergator" Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} with Ring.
--->'I sense a great disturbance in the force![']
---->'''Mono''': *glances at Crazy* Are you gonna link [[Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack the video]] or should I do it?
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (sad) I'm not in the mood, I watched [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEifCcmacwk the Rollergator Rifftrax]] with Ring last night, [[DespairEventHorizon and now I legit want to die]].
---->'''Mono''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa0K8qKtsBg Kay.]]
*** And then later on, when his renaming of Junior into "Gamera" [[UnexpectedCharacter gets derailed by Gamera actually being a character in the fic]], [=Crazy56U=] reacted in kind:
---->Gamera was bored out of his skull.
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ... ... ... ... (seethes in rage) ''fuck yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou''
----->'''Mono''': Same here, buddy.
---->All he could do on Solgell Island was sit, fish, and wait until Junior and the others sent him word of their battles.
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Glad to see that Rollergator ([[TakeThat because, again, fuck you]]) can't be bothered to buy a [[UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch Switch]].
----->'''Mono''': Maybe he just doesn't have the money.
----->'''[=SC276=]''': Wait, did he show up before? I can't remember any of their actual names because I have a hard time with Japanese names I can't hear.
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Rollergator appeared in the hearts of children.
** "Mothra soon stepped in, 'Calm down Xenilla. Lea's affliction can only be cured by another of the divine moth lineage, like myself.[']"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Being covered in starfish]]'' requires divine intervention to cure?!
--->'''Mono''': [[ARareSentence ...I never thought I'd read that sentence in my entire life.]]
--->'''Giginss''': Taken out of context, that would make for a very weird story.
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Taken ''in'' context makes for a very weird story.
** The crossover train has no brakes.
--->X only smiled and said, "It only hurts when I smile".
---->'''[=SC276=]''': And now the fucking ''[[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]]'''s been dragged into this!
---->'''Topher''': [[CallBack I refer you to the Joker sketch we did back during the Yu-Gi-Oh crossover.]]
--->The two were enjoying each other's company until the Controller came into the room.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': ''and now [[WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends Thomas the Tank Engine]] what the fuck is wrong with this story''
** When Junior unlocks his SuperMode:
--->And in a flash of light, Junior's old ranger suit was gone, replaced with a new armor that seemed to radiate power.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': "Specifically, radiation! [[MoodWhiplash Everyone now has cancer! :D]]"
---->'''Mono''': The weird part is that I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be happy now or not. On the one hand, his OC's got cancer. On the other hand, the Mane 7 now have cancer... [[DarkerAndEdgier this tangent got really dark really fast.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[RefugeInAudacity But on the plus(?) side, the story is now interesting.]]
---->'''Mono''': [[DamnedByFaintPraise It took 13 chapters, but the interesting part has to start somewhere.]]
** "Junior then readied his newest attack, 'It's over Ghidorah! Ultimate Atomic Blast!',["]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[RageBreakingPoint WOULD YOU STOP GIVING PEOPLE CANCER?!]]''
--->'''Mono''': [[RefugeInAudacity Honestly, that's the best sentence I've read all week.]]
** "Sunset started off with a spinning bird kick, but Junior countered with a shoryuken!"
--->'''Mono''': How to write a Franchise/StreetFighter match. Step 1) Make sure your fight includes the word "shoryuken". The End.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[GretzkyHasTheBall Final Smash! Overkill! Final answer! TOUCHDOWN!]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros PERSONALLY I PREFER THE AIR]]''
** At one point in the story, Junior starts singing "[[SickeninglySweet I Want It That Way]]" by Music/BackstreetBoys to Sunset. Mono replies to this by singing Music/CannibalCorpse's "[[MoodDissonance Hammer Smashed Face]]" ([[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a song about a guy whose face gets smashed with a hammer]]) over it. The sheer MoodDissonance is worth a chuckle or two.
*** Meanwhile, [=Crazy56U=] sang "[[Music/EltonJohn The Bitch is Back]]"... [[DidNotThinkThisThrough which bites him in the ass]] when Sunset responds:
---->"That was so beautiful.", Sunset said in awe.
----->'''Mono''': Well, thanks. Never knew you were into that.
----->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[UnfortunateImplications Sunset likes being called a bitch.]] ''[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Oh God.]]''
----->'''Mono''': Congratulations, Crazy! You made this riff ''[[FromBadToWorse even more]]'' disturbing!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Equestria chronicles : the lesson of a human adaptation]]
* From Part 1:
** [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Right off the bat]], the Author makes a [[LogicBomb bold claim.]]
--->i dont think anypony ever done a sci-fi fanfiction
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Wait, wh- [[RunningGagStumbles (the ball outflow pipe explodes)]] ''[[OhCrap JESUS CHRIST]]'' (is buried in balls)
---->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': There's not enough duct tape in the world to fix that.
---->'''Mono''': Hey now, [[ExactWords he is right in a sense.]] No ''pony'' has ever written a sci-fi fic before.
---->'''[=SC276=]''': Only 'cause they haven't tried yet.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[KickTheDog (still buried under the ball pile; muffled screaming for air)]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The First 24 Chapters of Living The Dream]]
* From Part 1
** In one of the weirdest cases of timing ever, this part came out around the time ''[[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back]]'' was announced:
--->'''Fallen Prime''': Ladies and gentlemen... part one of the first twenty-four chapters of [=kickass222urmom=]'s "Living the Dream." [[ToThePain May God have mercy on you all.]]
--->'''Ringmaster''': Without further ado... well, what he said. This is going to be ''fun''.
--->'''[=JofY=]''': [=Kickass222urmom=]? I'm genuinely surprised there isn't another random number at the end of that with that level of maturity!
--->'''Mono''': Oh boy, this is gonna be a doozy! Let's get this gravy train ''rolling'', baby!
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[FailedASpotCheck looking at iPhone]]) They're bringing ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RHdrmZsNs0 Bubsy]]'' back, [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe are you]] ''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe FUCKING]]''- (looks up) Wait, what's going on?
*** "Yeah, don't worry guys, [the 2012 Mayan apocalypse]'s not going to happen." I laughed.
---->'''[=JofY=]''': "[[TemptingFate What's the worst that could happen?]]"
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': After all, [[TimeMarchesOn this riff is happening in 2017]].
---->'''[=SC276=]''': And if the world survived 20''16'', it can survive anything.
---->'''[=CrownedSkull=]''': But can we all survive the return of Bubsy?!
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Considering as I was there for Bubsy 3D, [[DeadpanSnarker I wouldn't get my hopes up]].
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Real talk, if the Return of Bubsy [[TakeThat brings about]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt the end of the world and we all die...]] [[SincerityMode ...I'd be down for that.]]
---->'''Topher''': *[[KickTheDog Dejectedly throws away]] [[PetTheDog inspiring monologue about how a Bubsy reboot could be an opportunity to amend the errors of the past and give the creators a second chance to make a quality product]]*
** "One of the main things I need to figure out is how to make money. If I'm going to live here and own my own place,"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And so Lancelot sought out the fanciest cardboard box he could afford-
** Behold: Lancelot finding a cupcake Rainbow left and being ''quite literally'' TooDumbToLive:
--->I picked it up and ate it in two bites, tasty. It has a small plain bitter taste to it with a hint of sour.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[GenreSavvy ... ... ...]] ''[[BitterAlmonds Rainbow poisoned the cupcake, didn't she...]]''
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[DevilsAdvocate Devil's advocate:]] [[LethalChef Rainbow could just suck that much at baking.]]
---->'''[=Dark Angel=]''': [[TakeAThirdOption Or both.]]
--->Wow, I'm starting to feel light headed.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[StunnedSilence ... ... ...]] [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe (pinches bridge of nose) You fucking dumbass...]]
---->'''[=SC276=]''': We'll see if I ever advocate for ''that'' asshole again.
---->'''Mono''': ''What the shit?''
** Out of all of the riffers, [=Crazy56U=] takes the most offense to God deciding to bring Lancelot back to life after Rainbow accidentally killed him. So, [[TrollingCreator of course]], Ring decided to pipe up:
--->["]And died due to the jealousy of another. I think that earns you a redo."
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[+++[[RageBreakingPoint NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T IF ANYTHING HE DESERVES TO BE]] [[KilledOffForReal CHUCKED INTO THE VOID!]]+++]''
---->'''Ringmaster''': [[{{Troll}} Why are you so surprised about this?]] *pulls out a tape recorder* [[WhamLine I told you]] ''[[WhamLine months]]'' [[WhamLine ago.]] *hits "[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/19Pob16NHWv4dTJlW455ANNZa-ZqP0Bl0-BEa4go3rrs Play]]"*
---->'''Tape Recorder''': @@[[ChekhovsLecture No,]] this is ponyfic we're talking about, I mean the one from *shudder* Living the Dream. ... I... think I know that one... ...did some OC fuck Rainbow in that, and they had a child? ... No, Rainbow TRIED to fuck the OC, then murdered him (accidentally) when he rejected her. ... ...well, then.@@
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[StunnedSilence ...]] [[RageBreakingPoint (begins twitching in rage; takes tape recorder and smashes it)]] ''[--Fuck yoooooooooooooooooooou...--]''
** "Yep, I [[RougeAnglesOfSatin defiantly]] hate doctors[.]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''YEAH, FUCK YOU HEALTHCARE, THE AUTHOR'S OC GIVES NOT ONE FUCK!''
* From Part 2
** "That's [[RougeAnglesOfSatin defiantly]] the Carousel Boutique."
-->'''[=JofY=]''': Nope, Twilight's library. You missed it.
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': How the fuck can a building be defiant?
-->'''Calico''': It yells at people who get its name wrong.
-->'''Mono''': [Library] "I'm called Golden ''Oak'', fuckstick!"
-->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Sugarcube Corner is on probation: it has a pretty filthy mouth and a lot of kids visit the place. It just took one girl asking her mother what a 'cocksucker' was to get itself up shit creek.
-->'''Topher''': Fluttershy's cottage is so far away from town because it needs to stay at least 200 yards away from children.
** After it's established that there's more bronies in Equestria:
--->They are spread out among Equestria, but there are four in Ponyville counting you."
---->'''Ringmaster''': I can tell you right now that this is a ''[[BlatantLies blatant lie]]''.
---->'''[=JofY=]''': [[SarcasmMode In this fic? What a surprise!]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': So, what, there's actually ''five''?
---->'''Ringmaster''': If we're talking this whole fic, not just the first 24? Try ''[[FourLinesAllWaiting fifty]]''.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': So, talking the first 24 ''specifically''... [[InsistentTerminology ...like five?]]
---->'''Ringmaster''': Saying exactly how many would be spoilers, [[WelcomeToHell but let me just say that very soon you will all get tired of this fic being nothing but new OC introductions peppered with moments of utter insanity.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[UnfazedEveryman ...so...]] [[RuleOfThree ...like five, got it.]]
** The AlternateCharacterInterpretation pays off.
-->"How do you know about that?"
--->'''Ringmaster''': [Lance] "Well, just to let you know, she tried to rape me in public a couple nights ago, and, oh yeah, accidentally murdered me yesterday. You should ''probably'' stay the fuck away."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Mysterious Stranger] "Well, shit, I didn't know- wait, hold on, I ''thought'' you looked familiar, [[DramaticIrony you're that pony who constantly lies, aren't you?!]]"
--->'''Ringmaster''': [Lance] "Yes, but- [[CassandraTruth you're not going to believe a word of this, are you...]]"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Mysterious Stranger] "(muttering) [--Yeah, that's what I fucking thought.--] (shoves Lancelot) Why don't you fuck off, you jackass! Rainbow wants to hang out with me, and I have no time for ''your'' shit!"
--->'''Ringmaster''': [Lance] "(mumbling) [--Why don't you go fuck off too, ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} cumstain]]''.--]"
** It eventually comes to light that Mysterious Stranger (David) has [[UnfortunateImplications a white mark underneath his wing]]... which gives way to one of the more unfortunate renamings in the history of [=FFT3K15=]:
--->Okay, now it fits him.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[EveryoneHasStandards I'm]] ''severely'' resisting the urge to call him "Cumstain" now...
---->'''Ringmaster''': [[FromBadToWorse Let's compromise:]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Mysterious Cumstain.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[StunnedSilence ... ... ...]][[SureLetsGoWithThat fuck it, why not.]]
---->'''Mono''': ..."Mysterious Cumstain" sounds like a Friday night gone wrong...
---->'''Topher''': Or gone horribly right depending on your tastes.
** "I know of a place where we can both live, or until you get your own place."
--->'''Mono''': *[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ pulls out the sexy sax]]*
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (shoves a fish into the sax) [[NoJustNoReaction No, no.]]
--->'''Topher''': *[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWAAZiQWOMg pulls out the sexy accordion]]* THERE IS NOWHERE TO SHOVE A FISH, MORTAL! [[TemptingFate WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ... [[TakeAThirdOption (shoves a fish up Topher's [CENSORED FOR COMEDY])]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': *commences [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus the Fish-Slapping Dance]]*
** "She lead us to a room with a single pony model stand, a nice looking suit on it."
--->'''[=JofY=]''': Please don't fuck the mannequin...
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Oh, goody, [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slenderpony]] is in this. ''I want to eat glass.''
--->'''Mono''': [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor At your service.]] *smashes a glass vase and force feeds Crazy the shards*
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[FromBadToWorse THAT'S NOT MY MOUTH OH GOD]] [[EyeScream MY EYES MY FUCKING EYES]]''
--->'''Topher''': FINALLY, SOMETHING WITH ENTERTAINMENT VALUE!
** In stark contrast to [[RageBreakingPoint Crazy56U's absolute meltdown]] over the fic indirectly associating itself with his sister's dog, when [[TheStoner Mellow Haze]] is introduced towards the end of the part, and gives his real name:
--->He reached out with his right hoof, "Names Greg."
---->'''[=SC276=]''': You leave Steven Universe out of this!
---->'''Calico''': Not for long, dood!
---->'''Mono''': [=PonyMaker=] it is!
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[OneSteveLimit ...and that's the name of my dad.]] ... ... [[DullSurprise ...and I do not give a fuck in the slightest, so fuck it, Wallydo it is.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing]]
* From Part 2:
** When it comes time for the first song of the part, Mono attempts to OptOut... only for [=Crazy56U=] to remind him of a promise he made. What follows is what [=Crazy56U=] himself calls "[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy the whitest thing either of [them] have ever done]]": the two of them doing "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE Rappin' for Jesus]]", complete with the occasional [[SoundEffectBleep air horn]] to get around certain NWordPrivileges.
*** Not only does Mono get the part of Mary Sue, but [[DramaticIrony the Netherlands-based riffer]] [[PlayingAgainstType gets the "And I'm proud to be an American!" line]].
** "Being is very bad.["]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Lightning disagrees with the concept of ''existence''?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''I can't fucking believe [=Lightning McQueen=] is the most relatable character.''
** When everyone starts to sing in the style of "[[Series/BarneyAndFriends Oh What a Day]]", [=Crazy56U=] chooses to counter with [[RefugeInAudacity "Everyday is Exactly the Same"]] [[Music/NineInchNails by Nine Inch Nails]].
* From Part 3:
** [=SC276's=] RunningGag of having music equipment [[StuffBlowingUp explode]] at the end of a song has consequences.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]:''' [[ManOnFire (is now on fire)]] ''GODDAMNIT OW''
--->'''Nox:''' ''Where's the fire extinguisher!?''
--->'''Topher:''' [[ManOnFire *is currently on fire*]] I used it to propel my swivel chair down the stairs. Why, do we need it?
--->'''[=JofY=]:''' Huh... Good thing the explosion launched me back here.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]:''' Bravo! Everyone!
--->'''Mono:''' I don't know what the fuck just happened, but all I know is that I still have a bag of marshmallows waiting to be toasted! *roasts marshmallows on Crazy's burning body*
--->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]:''' Oh goody! I love s'mores!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:My Immortal (actually Handbook for Mortals)]]
* From Part 1:
** At the end of the intro, [=SC276=] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Pages Down, refusing to read the story]]. When one of the infamous lines from chapter 4 [[NotHisSled doesn't pay off]] and keeps going on for several periods, with many of the riffers growing increasingly worried...
--->'''[=SC276=]''': *pmoohw* ...[[OhCrap Oh hell,]] ''[[HereWeGoAgain not again]]''.
** Due to the appearance of characters named Charles and Mac, respectively, [=Crazy56U=] abruptly decides to rename the main character "Sweet Dee" in order to recontextualize the book into being ''[[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia It's Always Ebony in Las Vegas]]''.
* From the Part 3 recap:
** "'''So, Music/REOSpeedwagon, you like playing with fire now?' I asked.''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...okay, does this count as the story becoming [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Jojo]]? Do I need to call this "It's Always Ebony in Jojo" now?
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': Well considering Speedwagon was mentioned and the use of tarot cards... [[BluntYes yes.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''~I FEEL SUPERNATURAL~''
* From the Part 5 recap:
** "And here I was beginning to think my love spell wasn't working."
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[IWasJustJoking I thought]] [[RunningGag the brainwashing thing]] [[IWasJustJoking was a joke...]]
-->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Author, when I said to listen, I didn't mean like this!]]''
-->'''Mono''': Congratulations! You got even creepier now!
** Due to how the recap was structured, at one point Mac makes a remark to Sofia... and we never learn what the remark was.
--->''[=Crazy56U=]: If you want to know what Mac's remark was, just pretend.''
** Because he only started being part of the recaps in this part (due to Ring having opted to do ARG-related stuff instead), [=Crazy56U=] decides to [[{{Retcon}} retroactively]] institute a DrinkingGame concerning [[TakeThat SC276 repeatedly bringing up mind control]].
--->I shrugged at Jackson; I wasn't really aware we needed to talk about intro music but, if Charles said so . . . .
---->'''[=SC276=]''': ...and Magic-boy has higher-priority mind-control magic, which probably pisses Jackson off to no end.
-->''[=Crazy56U=]: Here's fun a game I'm retroactively inventing: take a shot every time SC brings up mind-control. [[WorthIt You may die, but hey, you'll have fun!]]''
** The CharacterShilling Train has no breaks:
--->''[=Crazy56U=]: [[SarcasmMode It's always fun]] when an Author decides [[RunningGag to lick their lollipop]], ain't it...''
--->''[=SC276=]: [[FridgeLogic I'm not sure that exactly applies if the author's a woman...]] [[FridgeHorror Then again,]] [[BrainBleach I don't want to know what she''s licking in that case.]]''
** "He stood directly in the middle of the platform, pausing before the main spotlight hit him."
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': It then blinded his eyes.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[DeadpanSnarker As opposed to what, Bitt, blinding his fingertips?]]
-->''[=Crazy56U=]: So, an- [[RunningGag (ball drops in the background)]] [[{{Beat}} ... ... ...]][[UnfazedEveryman so,]] anyway[.]''
** "'Call my mother,' I muttered right before my eyes rolled back in my head and I passed out completely."
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': "I have to yell at her some more."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Charlie Kelly] "...uh... ... [[YourMom ...y-yo mamma so fat, she has her own zip code?]]"
----->[Dennis Reynolds] "(legitimately confused) Charlie, what the fuck a-"
----->[Charlie Kelly] "[[YourMom Yo m-mamma so fat, the last time she did a jumping jack, Atlantis sunk into the sea?]]"
----->[Dennis Reynolds] "(unceremoniously drops Sweet Dee) Charlie, that's n-"
----->[Charlie Kelly] "[[YourMom Yo mamma so dumb,]] [[RuleOfThree she gave birth to you?]]"
----->[Dennis Reynolds] "(gets up) [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Charlie, did you honestly think 'call my mom' meant making 'Yo Mamma' jokes?!]]"
----->[Charlie Kelly] "... ... [[DiggingYourselfDeeper ...y-y-yo m-mamma-]]"
----->[Dennis Reynolds] "''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe DEAR GOD]]''"
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (claps)]]
** "''And now, Charlie Kelly makes Mac feel like a dumbass. [[ARareSentence A sentence that never could be associated with "]]Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia[[ARareSentence ", but fuck it, here we are.]]''"
* From the Part 7 (Finale) recap:
** During the recap, [=SC276=] and [=Crazy56U=] are quite vocal about their dislike of the Creator/AdultSwim ARG because, since it was starting its third act during the time the recap had to be written, Ring was too busy so they ended up doing it for the third time in a row.[[note]][=Crazy56U=] in particular wanted to blow off doing the recap because of this, but only decided against it [[FriendshipMoment because SC276 asked him for help]].[[/note]]
--->''[=SC276=]: I understand I have a very broad idea of "highlights," but I did my best considering LOOK WHAT I HAD TO WORK WITH.''
--->''[=Crazy56U=]: Seriously, if there is a lesson one should take away from this recap section, [[SpoofAesop it's that you should never take part in an ARG, lest you abandon your friends to doing your work for you, and you make them mad at you.]] [[RunningGag Fuck Adult Swim.]]''
** From the riff proper, when Tom takes to the mic during Charles and Della's wedding:
--->Tom from Jackson's band
---->'''[=SC276=]''': "-whatever it was called-"
--->got on the mic.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Tom] "(panel of [[Manga/PopTeamEpic Popuko freestyle rapping]])"
---->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[TranquilFury how dare you associate jammin Popuko with this idiot]]''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ([[KickTheDog the exact same panel, but bigger]])
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint There, that's better.]]
*** Meanwhile, in the recap, [=Crazy56U=] clarifies that [[TakeThat he did it out of spite for SC]].
---->''[=SC276=]: I fucking knew it.''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic - EG Friendship Games]]
* From Part 1:
** "'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you all know what happens when you don't respect me!' Eggman said speaking over a microphone."
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[NeverRecycleYourSchemes You recycle plans because fanfic writers are uncreative as fuck?]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[TakeThat You do exactly the same as when they respect you?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Oh goody, Robeggmanik's [[StealthPun cyberbullying]] people again!
--->'''Mono''': Eggman just had a Mykan fantasy.
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': So, business as usual then.
** "They knew that Eggman was destroying their world."
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[TheEndOftheWorldAsWeKnowIt This is the way the world ends.]] ''[[WhatTheHellHero With Sonic not doing a goddamn thing.]]''
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[TakeThat Yep, this is pretty much the plot of]] ''VideoGame/SonicForces''[[TakeThat .]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The PER: Michelson and Morely - The Speed Of Right]]
* From Part 1:
** To the group's infinite shock, apparently Chat knows the term "[[{{Squick}} bukkake]]".
-->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS]]''
-->'''Mono''': ''No, Chat! Please do not talk about bukkak.''
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[StunnedSilence ... ... ...]]''[-[[FridgeHorror but how does Chat know what bukkake]] [[FridgeHorror is?]]-]''
-->'''[=Captainpipsqueak=]''': [-Do you really wanna know? 'Cause I sure don't.-]
-->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ''[[FreakOut AND NOW HENTAI IS INVOLVED! THIS IS OUR LIVES NOW!]]''
-->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': [[HeroicBSOD (smashes head against the invisible wall to delete this image)]]
** "Wasn't it illegal to inflict pain on the hypernet?"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Unfortunately, no, [[LiteralMinded cyberbullying]] ''isn't'' illegal. ''Go and pillage.''
--->'''Mono''': You heard Crazy, everyone! Go to Mykan's fimfiction profile at once!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Kingdom Hearts: Equestria Girls]]
* From Part 1:
** Given how niche of a topic ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' is, and that [=SC276=] and [=JofY=] are the only people truly familiar with it, it's understood that the rest of the people involved in the riff [[LockedOutOfTheLoop have no idea what they are walking in to]]:
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Hello, friends. It's me, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment your friendly neighborhood me.]] If you, like me, have no fucking idea what the plot of Kingdom Hearts is and want to reasonably participate in this multiparter, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA I have a video for you.]]
--->'''[=Mono=]''': [[TemptingFate Pffff, who needs videos? I can totally riff this despite knowing nothing about Kingdom Hearts! ...right?]]
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Fun fact: Despite knowing bits about the plot and all that, this would actually be my introduction to the series as a whole. ''This should be twice as fun...''
--->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': ...welp, I was about to make a quip about how I never played a ''Kingdom Hearts'' game before and I was probably, but at least the video Crazy linked at least got me up to speed... or at least make it not as confusing as it was before. So thanks, Crazy.
--->'''[=SuperMapslover=]''': I've never even played Kingdom Hearts before, and I already know that this is going to suck.
** With the riff not even past the Author's Note, [=Crazy56U=] and [=JofY=] get into a spat [[ItMakesSenseInContext over Smash Bros DLC]]:
--->Author's Notes:\\
This is my first time writing a Kingdom Hearts fic, friendly criticism is welcome.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Okay:]] [[TakeThat the day Sora gets into Smash is the day Hell freezes over, and people who keep claiming he's part of the DLC are foolish.]] ... ... ...wait, you meant criticism of the fic...
---->'''[=JofY=]''': ...H-he's viable...
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[ScrewedByTheLawyers He's partly owned by Disney,]] [[DisneyOwnsThisTrope Disney alone makes my statement valid, move on.]]''
---->'''[=JofY=]''': [[ShutUpHannibal Ha!]] [[IRejectYourReality You think my inane stubbornness will go away with simple facts?]] Little do you know, I still think Geno is possible as well!
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Joke's on you! ''I STILL SAY WALUIGI'S HAPPENING!''
---->'''Mono''': Well, I guess the fans finally got Ridley after fuck knows how many years, [[FalseReassurance so maybe in the distant future you'll get your wish.]]
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [--[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe We're not even at the fic yet...]]--]
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [--[[SarcasmMode This is already looking promising.]]--]
* From Part 2:
** Right at the outset, [=SC276=] admits (via [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1 the Gru plan meme]]) that February 2019 was all out of wack due to riffs running past the cutoff point [[TooDumbToLive due to the fact they forgot February is short]].
--->Push riffs back two days
--->Let longer length of last week of month cover the difference
--->[[FailedASpotCheck Forget February doesn't have a longer last week]]
--->[[OhCrap (Gru looks at paper in shock)]]
** After Sunset announces to Sora her intention of defeating Twilight after taking pictures of the gymnasium getting trashed [[NiceJobBreakingItHero (after Sora and Donald's fight against Snips and Snails)]]:
--->"Oh, THAT'S where you're wrong, ''Keyblade Wielder''," Sora was taken aback by those last two words, "that miserable excuse for a Princess took away MY rightful place,
---->'''[=Mono=]''': No, ''[[NeverMyFault you]]'' fucked off out of Equestria, remember?
--->I'm just doing whatever it takes to get it back." Sunset grinned sinisterly.
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [Sunset Shimmer] "[[CallBack I am the moral victor.]]"
----->[Sora] "[[TakeThat That's not how that works!]]"
----->[Sunset Shimmer] "''[[NoYou YOU'RE]]'' [[NoYou NOT HOW THAT WORKS!]]"
---->'''[=SC276=]''': [-[[NeverLiveItDown You're never gonna let that go, are you...]]-]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[ContinuityNod You]]'' [[ContinuityNod wouldn't let go of "Equestria Games"...]]
---->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': [Sunset] "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a movie to finish.. again."
[[/folder]]
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