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-->'''Cyberman:''' Do you know the way to the BBC?\\

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-->'''Cyberman:''' Do [[AC:Do you know the way to the BBC?\\BBC?]]\\



'''Cyberman:''' Over that way? ''[man nods]'' Thank you, Earthling. \\

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'''Cyberman:''' Over [[AC:Over that way? way?]] ''[man nods]'' Thank [[AC:Thank you, Earthling. Earthling.]] \\



'''Cyberman:''' Weeeee I'm free as a bird! A Cyberbird!

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'''Cyberman:''' Weeeee [[AC:Wheeeee! I'm free as a bird! A Cyberbird!Cyberbird!]]




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* While filming the scene where The Doctor discovers that The Wire had stolen Rose's face, it took multiple takes to get the shot right due to David and Billie {{Corpsing}} because of the motion-capture 'X's on her face.
* While filming Rise of The Cybermen, the scene with the President's show-down with a Cyberman at the party goes hilariously wrong due to the Cyberman forgetting his line:
-->'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:Upgrading is compulsory.]]
-->'''President:''' And if I refuse?
-->'''Doctor:''' Don't.
-->'''President:''' What happens if I refuse?
-->'''Doctor:''' I'm telling you, ''don't.''
-->''[A {{Beat}} as the Cyberman forgets to say "[[AC:Then you are not compatible.]]"]''
-->'''President:''' What happens if I refuse, sorry?
-->'''Doctor:''' Well, I'm telling you, don't.
** They then do another take.
-->'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:We are Human-point-2. Every citizen will receive a free upgrade.]]
-->'''President:''' ''(interrupting the Cyberman)'' I'm-
-->'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:You will become- ''I'm still talking.'']]
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'''The Doctor:''' ''[gestures to Rose]'' See, look. I've got [[FairCop a colleague]]! Lewis.\\

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'''The Doctor:''' ''[gestures to Rose]'' See, look. I've got [[FairCop a colleague]]! Lewis.[[Series/InspectorMorse Lewis]].\\
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* The first Sycorax message, as translated by the British government: "People, you belong to us. To the Sycorax. We own you. We now possess your land, your minerals, your precious stones. You will surrender or they will die. Sycorax strong, Sycorax mighty, '''Sycorax rock!!!'''" And no, it's not grammatically incorrect English mangled by an imperfect translation, it's "rock" in the modern sense of the word.

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* The first Sycorax message, as translated by the British government: "People, you belong to us. To the Sycorax. We own you. We now possess your land, your minerals, your precious stones. You will surrender or they will die. Sycorax strong, Sycorax mighty, '''Sycorax rock!!!'''" rock!'''" And no, it's not grammatically incorrect English mangled by an imperfect translation, it's "rock" in the modern sense of the word.
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-->'''Queen Victoria:''' What, exactly, I pray someone please, what exactly is that creature?\\

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-->'''Queen Victoria:''' What, exactly, exactly...I pray pray, tell me, someone please, what ,please...What exactly is that creature?\\
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-->'''Chip!Cassandra:''' Oh sweet Lord, I'm a walking doodle.

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-->'''Chip!Cassandra:''' Oh sweet Lord, I'm a walking doodle.
''walking doodle.''
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* The mere visual of millions of Daleks being sucked into the Void is hilarious, especially when some of the Daleks shout "EMERGENCY!".
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-->[[AC:'''Dalek Thay:''' Identify yourselves!]]
-->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' [[NoYou You will identify first.]]]]
-->[[AC:'''Dalek Thay:''' State your identity!]]
-->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' You will identify first.]]
-->[[AC:'''Dalek Thay:''' [[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason IDENTIFY!!!]]]]
-->'''Mickey:''' It's like Stephen Hawking versus the Speaking Clock.\\
[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' [Aggression is wasteful] ...and illogical, you will modify.]]
-->[[AC:'''Dalek Thay:''' Daleks do not take orders!]]
-->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' You have identified as Daleks.]]
-->[[AC:'''Dalek Sec:''' Outline resembles the inferior species known as Cybermen. Long-range scans confirm presence of crude cybernetic constructs on world-wide scale.]]

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-->[[AC:'''Dalek -->'''Dalek Thay:''' Identify yourselves!]]
-->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' [[NoYou
[[AC:Identify yourselves!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:[[NoYou
You will identify first.]]]]
-->[[AC:'''Dalek
]]]]\\
'''Dalek
Thay:''' State [[AC:State your identity!]]
-->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' You
identity!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:You
will identify first.]]
-->[[AC:'''Dalek
]]\\
'''Dalek
Thay:''' [[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason IDENTIFY!!!]]]]
-->'''Mickey:'''
[[AC:[[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason IDENTIFY!!!]]]]\\
'''Mickey:'''
It's like Stephen Hawking versus the Speaking Clock.\\
[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' [Aggression '''Cyberman:''' [[AC:[Aggression is wasteful] ...and illogical, you will modify.]]
-->[[AC:'''Dalek
]]\\
'''Dalek
Thay:''' Daleks [[AC:Daleks do not take orders!]]
-->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' You
orders!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:You
have identified as Daleks.]]
-->[[AC:'''Dalek
]]\\
'''Dalek
Sec:''' Outline [[AC:Outline resembles the inferior species known as Cybermen. Long-range scans confirm presence of crude cybernetic constructs on world-wide scale.]]



--->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant.]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek Thay:''' Daleks have no concept of ''elegance!'']]
--->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' This is obvious. But consider, our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks. Together, we could upgrade the universe.]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek Thay:''' You propose an alliance?]]
--->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' This is correct.]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek Thay:''' Request denied!]]

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--->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' Our --->'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant.]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek
]]\\
'''Dalek
Thay:''' Daleks [[AC:Daleks have no concept of ''elegance!'']]
--->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' This
''elegance!'']]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:This
is obvious. But consider, our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks. Together, we could upgrade the universe.]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek
]]\\
'''Dalek
Thay:''' You [[AC:You propose an alliance?]]
--->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' This
alliance?]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:This
is correct.]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek
]]\\
'''Dalek
Thay:''' Request [[AC:Request denied!]]



--->[[AC:'''Cybermen:''' Hostile elements will be deleted. ''[both Cybermen fire multiple shots at Thay, but none of them come close to piercing the polycarbide shell]'']]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek Thay:''' EXTERMINATE! ''[kills both Cybermen]'']]

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--->[[AC:'''Cybermen:''' Hostile --->'''Cybermen:''' [[AC:Hostile elements will be deleted. deleted.]] ''[both Cybermen fire multiple shots at Thay, but none of them come close to piercing the polycarbide shell]'']]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek
shell]''\\
'''Dalek
Thay:''' EXTERMINATE! [[AC:EXTERMINATE!]] ''[kills both Cybermen]'']]Cybermen]''\\



--->[[AC:'''Cyber-Leader:''' Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek Sec:''' ''[not fazed in the slightest]'' This is NOT war, this is ''[[CurbStompBattle PEST CONTROL!]]'']]
--->[[AC:'''Cyber-Leader:''' We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek Sec:''' ...Four.]]
--->[[AC:'''Cyber-Leader:''' You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek Sec:''' [[BadassBoast WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH]] ''[[BadassBoast ONE]]'' [[BadassBoast DALEK!]] You are superior in only ''one'' respect.]]
--->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' What is that?]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek Sec:''' YOU ARE ''BETTER'' AT ''DYING!'']]

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--->[[AC:'''Cyber-Leader:''' Daleks, --->'''Cyber-Leader:''' [[AC:Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek
]]\\
'''Dalek
Sec:''' ''[not fazed in the slightest]'' This [[AC:This is NOT war, this is ''[[CurbStompBattle PEST CONTROL!]]'']]
--->[[AC:'''Cyber-Leader:''' We
CONTROL!]]'']]\\
'''Cyber-Leader:''' [[AC:We
have five million Cybermen. How many are you?]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek Sec:''' ...
you?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC:...
Four.]]
--->[[AC:'''Cyber-Leader:''' You
]]\\
'''Cyber-Leader:''' [[AC:You
would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek
Daleks?]]\\
'''Dalek
Sec:''' [[BadassBoast [[AC:[[BadassBoast WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH]] ''[[BadassBoast ONE]]'' [[BadassBoast DALEK!]] You are superior in only ''one'' respect.]]
--->[[AC:'''Cyberman:''' What
]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:What
is that?]]
--->[[AC:'''Dalek
that?]]\\
'''Dalek
Sec:''' YOU [[AC:YOU ARE ''BETTER'' AT ''DYING!'']]
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[[caption-width-right:350:'''Rose:''' Uh...uh...[[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent och aye! I've been oot and aboot!]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No, don't do that.]]\\
'''Rose:''' Hoots mon!\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, ''really'' don't. Really.]]

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[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2019_07_06_22h16m28s353.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:'''Rose:''' Uh...uh...[[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent och aye! I've been oot and aboot!]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No,
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'''Rose:''' Hoots mon!\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, ''really'' don't. Really.]]
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